Archery Extreme: Ode To Joy!

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  • čas přidán 11. 01. 2020
  • The Machine Bow is a reality. Finally. At last.
    Freude schöner Götterfunken.
    UPDATE: Here are some answers to all those suggestions and tips.
    Angle adapter: Forget those, they create a ton of friction and you lose plenty of torque. Plus they really don't save much space.
    Angle drills: Not enough torque.
    Angle grinders: They lack the transmission, super high rpm but ZERO torque.
    Counterweights: As I said in the video, the "bucking" comes from the draw resistance of the bow limb. If you remove the trigger sear, the whole contraption runs very smoothly.
    The shooter has to hold the weapon AGAINST the rotation that cocks the string, that takes much force.
    Add a second bow to compensate: This would only work if the second bow would be cocked at the SAME TIME, but directed downwards. But this won't work as the drill does not have enough power.
    Ball bearings, teflon, and other fancy stuff: This is the Slingshot Channel, not the "High End CNC channel". I saw parts out from plywood, with a hand saw. Low tech rulez.
    Mounting the mag from below: Possible, but how to hold the weapon then? Plus, why? This isn't a sniper gun that needs a scope. It is "spray and pray".
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Komentáře • 12K

  • @jon8048
    @jon8048 Před 3 lety +1855

    0% Brutality
    0% Sexual content
    100% German

  • @etitis8178
    @etitis8178 Před 4 lety +3484

    Imagine this guy during zombie apocalypse:
    "hahaha, this is so much fun"

    • @Beanyrudy
      @Beanyrudy Před 4 lety +24

      ha ha

    • @nolongerhuman13
      @nolongerhuman13 Před 4 lety +129

      “Poor zombies. Look at them ! Hahahahaha. “. I love this guy

    • @Glassesman-uy7jm
      @Glassesman-uy7jm Před 4 lety +25

      Him and Daryl would be good friends

    • @luhaizhou
      @luhaizhou Před 4 lety +43

      And to zombies: let me show you its features...

    • @etitis8178
      @etitis8178 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Glassesman-uy7jm Daryl would have been treated like a noob

  • @quantumIO
    @quantumIO Před rokem +384

    You sir are the greatest blacksmith in all of Skyrim.
    The perfect mad scientist laugh is just a bonus.

    • @serrael-182
      @serrael-182 Před měsícem

      They should make him a character in a game!

  • @Sniper-rr2zx
    @Sniper-rr2zx Před rokem +192

    1:50 “to make it full auto! I love my job!” That is when you know someone is happy with their work 😂

  • @joek600
    @joek600 Před 4 lety +8738

    imaging breaking into Joerg's house... a storm of arrows coming out of nowhere while hearing ''hahahahahahahahaha''

    • @bln_tobacco6611
      @bln_tobacco6611 Před 4 lety +71

      😆

    • @antipinoypinoyclub6969
      @antipinoypinoyclub6969 Před 4 lety +108

      moving target for his bows

    • @agsrf6479
      @agsrf6479 Před 4 lety +85

      goddamit man that shit is so funny

    • @tuancao93
      @tuancao93 Před 4 lety +75

      the last thing you heard is his Santa laugh

    • @SrZakachu
      @SrZakachu Před 4 lety +122

      The last words that You heard "poor oponent, bye bye hahahah oh a few more shoots"

  • @Kronosfobi
    @Kronosfobi Před 4 lety +4911

    The only guy who can bring a drill into a gun fight.

    • @wattleboi3967
      @wattleboi3967 Před 4 lety +142

      and be the only survivor.

    • @4Degree
      @4Degree Před 4 lety +32

      He is the best inovater💪🏻

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 Před 4 lety +17

      He is going to turn that poor man into a half gun.

    • @deffroadceltaiddcelticawak4150
      @deffroadceltaiddcelticawak4150 Před 4 lety +48

      @@4Degree Well he is German also, they are a pretty well accomplished group at innovation to be fair. An they have a historic tradition of being at the cutting edge of science.

    • @kylestrenches3874
      @kylestrenches3874 Před 4 lety

      Deffroad Celtaidd Celtic Awakening I think it was a joke

  • @youmissed8249
    @youmissed8249 Před rokem +90

    9:34 his laugh both terrifies me and makes me want these things even more. As an enthusiast of such creations I find his laugh incredibly infectious.

  • @strafeeto
    @strafeeto Před rokem +281

    When I saw the F.A.S.L.L shoot I couldn't help but smile, the look of the firing process is just immaculate.

  • @aaronrodriguez1226
    @aaronrodriguez1226 Před 4 lety +5753

    Joerg is an international treasure, and he must be protected at all costs.

    • @TribodybyVi
      @TribodybyVi Před 4 lety +508

      I'm pretty sure he can protect himself, but you're right.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries Před 4 lety +161

      he should be declared a UNESCO humanity's treasure

    • @krazytroutcatcher
      @krazytroutcatcher Před 4 lety +189

      Who would attack him?
      Or suffer the embarrassment of being taken down by a dozen pencils.

    • @michaelfromparis
      @michaelfromparis Před 4 lety +48

      this man is irremplacable in case of Zombies apocalypse .....

    • @mikewest7686
      @mikewest7686 Před 4 lety +5

      From who

  • @ThisGalaxyCat
    @ThisGalaxyCat Před 4 lety +5714

    "Robber break in to Joerg's house"
    *Joerg grab weapon*
    Robber: wtf was that?
    Joerg: let me show you its features, H a h a h a h a

    • @jondoe9588
      @jondoe9588 Před 4 lety +86

      ThisGalaxyCat the funniest comment I’ve seen all day!

    • @ThisGalaxyCat
      @ThisGalaxyCat Před 4 lety +14

      @@jondoe9588 thanks!

    • @ayushroy3817
      @ayushroy3817 Před 4 lety +28

      Copied comment

    • @RikkiTheRose
      @RikkiTheRose Před 4 lety +3

      in german*

    • @Eduardo_Espinoza
      @Eduardo_Espinoza Před 4 lety +26

      @Quality Work Cleotas Berkley
      4 days ago
      The last thing the burglar hears:
      "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"

  • @Lornext
    @Lornext Před rokem +90

    It is a joy seeing a man proud of his work.

  • @sirderpington7704
    @sirderpington7704 Před rokem +345

    you taught me more about how friction works in 10 mins then school tried to teach me in forever.

    • @tomdedekster2332
      @tomdedekster2332 Před rokem

      school is a scam

    • @sirderpington7704
      @sirderpington7704 Před rokem +15

      @@tomdedekster2332 school is useful if you know what you want to learn. problems is. well who cares about what you wanna learn?

    • @tomdedekster2332
      @tomdedekster2332 Před rokem +6

      @lol Finished? 😝
      Just kidding, but yeah i don't really see the value in schools and im a teacher worst of all.
      School takes too much "filler" like learning french or catholics study or or sports.
      But what u need is much less then that and it must be more, let us say to the point.

    • @sirderpington7704
      @sirderpington7704 Před rokem +3

      @@tomdedekster2332 its more like I wasn't thats good at physics and the concepts stop making sense when they started to teach me how electricity works.

    • @mechanicalmonk2020
      @mechanicalmonk2020 Před rokem +10

      Nope. You paid attention in this video. That's the difference.

  • @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers
    @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers Před 3 lety +922

    This is the exact kind of homemade weapon I'd expect to find in an abandoned bunker in a Fallout game

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 Před 4 lety +866

    All of history: There’s no such thing as a full auto crossbow.
    Jörg:LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty Před 4 lety +4

      daniel Ocean Smith Jörg look it’s got a laser and light

    • @normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383
      @normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383 Před 4 lety +2

      I laughed a bit cause I remembered one of The Spiffing Brit's video.

    • @alonzocalvillo6702
      @alonzocalvillo6702 Před 4 lety +8

      Jorg: Hold mein bier!

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před 4 lety +2

      Ever since using Edgar's auto crossbow ability in FF3 as a kid have I wanted one...

    • @luckylee5864
      @luckylee5864 Před 4 lety

      daniel Ocean Smith I think auto crossbows are illegal since they haven’t been made

  • @chrismooneyham5279
    @chrismooneyham5279 Před rokem +74

    Even with all of the movement it is SURPRISINGLY accurate. That is really, really impressive Sir.

    • @ventex1352
      @ventex1352 Před rokem +3

      Well, it does seem kinda bulky to be frank. I wonder if there's any way to make it more ergonomic?

    • @chrismooneyham5279
      @chrismooneyham5279 Před rokem +5

      @@ventex1352 always from my experience. We are all ergonomically different.

    • @AnEnormousNerd
      @AnEnormousNerd Před rokem +1

      @@ventex1352 Building the engine into the side instead of pretty much duct taping a drill to it would definitely help ^-^

  • @theplatypen1959
    @theplatypen1959 Před rokem +41

    This is like the NPC you have to find in a game to upgrade you weapons. Dudes even got the cool voice for it

    • @s943413
      @s943413 Před rokem +1

      Has to be secret NPC that shows up after the final boss fight, otherwise weapons made from him would've been too overpower and breaking the whole game.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 Před 4 lety +2732

    How can someone even hate this man
    That passion, that laugh.
    Its too good to be hated

  • @Rozbujnik_Rumcajs
    @Rozbujnik_Rumcajs Před 4 lety +652

    "little bit of shake"
    *shakes the hell out of Joerg, who is the size of 2,5 normal man* :)

    • @looseballs1966
      @looseballs1966 Před 4 lety +18

      Zak that's called a 10 on the rector scale for normal sized guy LOL.

    • @de0509
      @de0509 Před 4 lety +20

      Yeah, but for a first prototype, this was kinda awesome lol.

    • @mikethompson7290
      @mikethompson7290 Před 4 lety +6

      Crew served cross bow

    • @BrokenSeraphim
      @BrokenSeraphim Před 4 lety +7

      What's missing is a stock and maybe a front pistol grip

    • @Endermenification
      @Endermenification Před 4 lety +3

      @Krzysztof Żak
      i have tears in my eyes because for your comment, thanks man ;)

  • @Khaynizzle7
    @Khaynizzle7 Před rokem +44

    I love the stick prop lol. The perfect stick for the occasion

  • @doomguy4522
    @doomguy4522 Před rokem +4

    Thousands of years after the invention of the bow, one man makes the final, true evolution of it’s design and brings the bow’s long journey of innovation to its logical conclusion. The full auto crossbow.

  • @mdc2296
    @mdc2296 Před 4 lety +4916

    That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
    *I'll take four*

    • @ChrisParayno
      @ChrisParayno Před 4 lety +38

      I second

    • @HPalternetive
      @HPalternetive Před 4 lety +61

      Matt Cook
      ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

    • @profepik7525
      @profepik7525 Před 4 lety +12

      Did you knew ? When you pronounce FASIL in french, it means "easy".

    • @ericg4267
      @ericg4267 Před 4 lety +2

      Right

    • @SystemsPlanet
      @SystemsPlanet Před 4 lety +13

      The 2020 GettoBow.
      Let me show you it's features. Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow. Ha ha ha.

  • @roderickkarladdun7798
    @roderickkarladdun7798 Před 4 lety +667

    And they say Germans can't be funny. This man makes weapon inventing fun, tbh.

    • @janne7130
      @janne7130 Před 4 lety +15

      Who said Germans can't be funny...

    • @roderickkarladdun7798
      @roderickkarladdun7798 Před 4 lety +3

      Janne Wermter South Park reference.

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 Před 4 lety

      @SuperSmashyfication either this or very dumb and unfunny

    • @druegnor
      @druegnor Před 4 lety +7

      ~They only funny when making weapon..just wait they become super funny..they conquer Europe again

    • @cowboy9348
      @cowboy9348 Před 4 lety +5

      Inventing weapons was always fun

  • @FUBBA
    @FUBBA Před rokem +64

    0:00
    Swiss who cannot own illegal slingshots but can own fully automatic short barrel machine guns:

    • @casheverett6300
      @casheverett6300 Před rokem +8

      “Fully automatic short barrel machine guns”
      If you can tell me the difference between full auto and the classification of a machine gun that would be great…

    • @armageddon845
      @armageddon845 Před rokem +1

      @@casheverett6300 I guess a machine gun which has been altered to only fire semi-auto?

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam Před rokem

      That's because they can indeed regulate guns, but they really can't regulate who owns a slingshot since it's something so easy to obtain, so they just made it illegal, lmao.

    • @garyslayton8340
      @garyslayton8340 Před rokem

      @@armageddon845 the term machine gun means nothing just a slang term (now at least)
      Single action or bolt is (pull triger once then move bolt handle)
      Semi auto is (one trigger pull equals one bang)
      Burst is (one trigger pull is 3 bangs)
      And full auto is (hold down trigger and get many bangs)

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr Před rokem +4

      Flame throwers are another oddity. You need a permit to own a gun, and you can't legally own most types of swords, but you can legally own a flame thrower and use it in self defense. What about combining them? A flaming arrow launcher?
      Oh, or maybe arrows with a hollow shell filled with liquid nitrogen that are loaded into an insulated quiver to freeze targets from the inside out? Semi automatic ice arrows are totally legal without a permit.

  • @idkbruh173
    @idkbruh173 Před rokem +13

    This is so awesome. The positive creative energy, the satisfying mechanical parts, the excellent explanations, the slow-motion... I don't know what to say.

  • @GunnyStilgar
    @GunnyStilgar Před 3 lety +936

    "Let me show you it's features!"
    The six most terrifying words in archery.

    • @halfway_there6970
      @halfway_there6970 Před rokem +3

      Um, actually, the 's in it's is technically another word (is) idiot.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @foethefox793
      @foethefox793 Před rokem +5

      @@halfway_there6970 troll

    • @thickman3738
      @thickman3738 Před rokem +4

      @@halfway_there6970 💀

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 Před rokem +3

      @@halfway_there6970 🤡

    • @vladivosdog
      @vladivosdog Před rokem +2

      @@halfway_there6970 no

  • @riolubis8601
    @riolubis8601 Před 4 lety +355

    "look at the size of this it's only as small as my hand " bruv I'm pretty sure your hand can hold my head like a tennis ball

  • @davidwrobel8089
    @davidwrobel8089 Před rokem +10

    Your videos serve 2 awesome purposes, your chuckle are so entertaining, lastly your inventions are most certainly fascinating . You have my vote. I'd give an Emmy award for constantly amusing content in your videos. Thanks for sharing.

  • @bengriffith218
    @bengriffith218 Před rokem +1

    I’ve been loosely following your videos for several years. Your enthusiasm is as truly infectious as your laugh. Your inventiveness is ingenious. Keep up the good work and great attitude.

  • @VosperCDN
    @VosperCDN Před 4 lety +2386

    Science lessons delivered with large dose of laughter.

  • @hackcult3738
    @hackcult3738 Před 3 lety +1278

    The look on his face after he said “next step is to make it full auto” was priceless

    • @joshstephens1527
      @joshstephens1527 Před 3 lety +10

      Thats when i hit like 🤣

    • @yokie6439
      @yokie6439 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂

    • @TheRugghead
      @TheRugghead Před 3 lety +27

      I like the evil genius super villian laugh that follows. MuHAHAHAHA!

    • @lostkid865
      @lostkid865 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheRugghead same

    • @noahburmeister771
      @noahburmeister771 Před 3 lety +2

      I immediately looked for a comment saying this, right when I heard that

  • @brendanlund6959
    @brendanlund6959 Před rokem +2

    Freaking love this guy. His joy and passion working on these projects is so infectious.

  • @lespectator4962
    @lespectator4962 Před rokem +30

    The spigot mortar could be a great inspiration for you and your full auto version, since the piat has the power to re-engage its spring after each shot. Can't wait to see it! You make really neat designs.

  • @williamylee
    @williamylee Před 4 lety +560

    In summary:
    **Says something bow related*
    **Breaks into diabolical laughter*

  • @alphaadhito
    @alphaadhito Před 4 lety +791

    "No full Auto in the building!"
    Joerg: "It's not full Auto, this is"

  • @JeepPatriot2010
    @JeepPatriot2010 Před rokem

    I have watched this repeatedly and I can’t get over how Insane this invention is! I love it!

  • @MrXxz368
    @MrXxz368 Před rokem +1

    This was the best scientific based video I've seen in weeks, amazing craftsmanship, great ingenuity, I want one of each my guy!

  • @HabeasJ
    @HabeasJ Před 4 lety +652

    Robber breaks into Joerg's house:
    .
    Joerg remembering the drill has a full battery: Ahawhawhawhaw

    • @halipatsui9418
      @halipatsui9418 Před 4 lety +44

      Everyone is gangsta until they hear "let me show its properties haha" from dark corner during breaking and entering.

    • @frank_calvert
      @frank_calvert Před 4 lety +17

      @@halipatsui9418 you mean features...

    • @vanillawoof
      @vanillawoof Před 4 lety +9

      *freude schöner götterfunken starts to play*

    • @W4RM4T
      @W4RM4T Před 4 lety +18

      "Welcome to my house, let me show its features!" Muhahahaha

    • @ciaheadmechanic0809
      @ciaheadmechanic0809 Před 4 lety +5

      “Ode to Joy” starts blasting throughout the house.

  • @jawi499
    @jawi499 Před 4 lety +148

    “I love my job....”. We love it too.

  • @larsbraun9958
    @larsbraun9958 Před rokem

    I am a machinist...been one since 1997 and I have worked with many engineers...I'm all in with Joerg. He would be a joy to work with...he knows what he wants to accomplish and can explain it in a way that even a lowlife blue collar D.A.C. like me can understand. Very Impressive Man.

  • @leijiao7052
    @leijiao7052 Před rokem

    Thank you for your production explanation that solved the related problems I encountered in my work.

  • @GeorgieBonsoir
    @GeorgieBonsoir Před 4 lety +172

    8:13 A masterwork of engineering and design... propped up by a twig.
    Never change Joerg. Never change.

    • @whocares110
      @whocares110 Před 4 lety +6

      This guy makes me laugh so damn much, I can't stop.

    • @sephbox
      @sephbox Před 4 lety +8

      Didn't even notice, that made me laugh even harder

    • @bike4peace
      @bike4peace Před 4 lety

      @@whocares110 he is simply so authentic, that makes me happy

  • @brickunleasher7631
    @brickunleasher7631 Před 4 lety +431

    He's the German engineer meets heavy from tf2

    • @thefabulouskitten7204
      @thefabulouskitten7204 Před 4 lety +8

      Oh man, his laugh is amazing.

    • @umontortle
      @umontortle Před 4 lety +4

      god don't remind me of those fan fictions

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood Před 4 lety +8

      He’s like medic, engineer and heavy all in one person

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main Před 4 lety +5

      @@Sketchy_Dood MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC! "hahaha" LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

    • @ocean7849
      @ocean7849 Před 4 lety +2

      German Davinci of weapons

  • @johnnypanrike8505
    @johnnypanrike8505 Před 27 dny

    Half of the joy of watching Joergs videos is just enjoying how much fun Joerg has 🙂

  • @raymonddickerson4780
    @raymonddickerson4780 Před rokem

    I really enjoy your ingenuity and you're followed through the way you enjoy Yourself in the end it's just heart lifting, thank you.

  • @TheRockyRacoon92
    @TheRockyRacoon92 Před 4 lety +2145

    In the next episode: Full auto balista with a tractor engine.

    • @CReed-kf7eo
      @CReed-kf7eo Před 4 lety +28

      That's cool but pvo shafts are dangerous as hell

    • @GorkxEyes
      @GorkxEyes Před 4 lety +68

      Hahahaha poor opppnent

    • @JTGallant
      @JTGallant Před 4 lety +98

      I was gonna say don't give him any ideas, but I really need to see this. We KNOW he CAN.

    • @MW-cx3sb
      @MW-cx3sb Před 4 lety +6

      ah ha ha ha ha

    • @adriansaavedra1973
      @adriansaavedra1973 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah! Operated by the tank giant robot

  • @yesmilord2350
    @yesmilord2350 Před 3 lety +224

    His mad genius laugh is the purest form of joy. This man is a treasure.

    • @michaelreetz7026
      @michaelreetz7026 Před 3 lety +3

      hes a wonder of this world, the mad scientist version of bob ross

  • @SixFourZero
    @SixFourZero Před rokem +1

    I love how straight it shoots, even with all that recoil. Really cool invention. PS, love the channel, Im so glad I found it!!

  • @Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer
    @Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer Před 4 lety +696

    I'm waiting till they release
    _Counter Strike: JoergSprave._

    • @stubby-beef5029
      @stubby-beef5029 Před 4 lety +5

      Fr lol

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart Před 4 lety +15

      CSJO
      oh yes

    • @R42PH
      @R42PH Před 4 lety +29

      More like Counter Sprave : Joerg's offensive

    • @heibk-2019
      @heibk-2019 Před 4 lety +5

      Airzooka is op!

    • @nonFireresist
      @nonFireresist Před 4 lety +5

      Actually, there is a flashgame, voiced by Jörg himself, where he shoots thousands of Zombies by his earlier inventions. Still have it in my phone, still love it...

  • @drained1177
    @drained1177 Před 4 lety +392

    I imagine this dude in the wasteland just cracking up, laughting whilst shooting this crazy automatic crossbow.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante Před 4 lety +2

      I'm sure there's a mod for that lol

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Před 4 lety

      Only thing that would make this even more overpowered is a clip that he can drop in, but that rubber band roller might jam with something sticking up on the back of it.

  • @TheIcyhall
    @TheIcyhall Před rokem

    Jorg ....what absolutely an amazing engineering brain you have...never ceases to bewilder...simply the best 💯

  • @jayluss
    @jayluss Před rokem +1

    Woah. Engineering is so impressive. I don’t think I would ever use this even if I had it but the idea is amazing. Makes me want to build!

  • @nejch1568
    @nejch1568 Před 4 lety +257

    I can hear it already. "German mad scientist invents automatic assault bow with detachable high capacity clipazines"

    • @jacobelgan5196
      @jacobelgan5196 Před 4 lety +15

      "Clipazine"
      Are you a fellow nerfer?

    • @user-cu3qz9rb2w
      @user-cu3qz9rb2w Před 4 lety +21

      Mainstream media : Government disarm the citizens to smooth the transition to socialism .
      CZcams: sure ya will .

    • @HvV8446
      @HvV8446 Před 4 lety +2

      Shit, im dutch. Should i consider moving to the states? Just in case

    • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
      @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 Před 4 lety +3

      @@HvV8446 don't. Your freedom would be safer moving to Canada.

    • @HvV8446
      @HvV8446 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 yeah, hadnt thought about that, might be safer indeed. Thx for the heads up👍

  • @aeredhaelredfalen6194
    @aeredhaelredfalen6194 Před 4 lety +377

    Vampires everywhere shudder when they hear the whispered words: "let me show you its features!"

  • @shamsularfeen1676
    @shamsularfeen1676 Před rokem +2

    Sir, this is the most amazing diy project i have seen..looks quite complicated but works great..lots of love from India.😊

  • @oetic5016
    @oetic5016 Před rokem

    This dude is nuts, I always enjoy seeing his videos turn up

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 Před 4 lety +296

    *Burglar breaks into some house in the woods. Falls over as the lights turn on*
    Sprave: "Ooouh ! you must be a *very* unlucky fellow. Hahahaha. Here. Let me show you it's features. ^^"
    Burglar: "D:"
    12:41

  • @jakedwight9893
    @jakedwight9893 Před 4 lety +136

    I was almost sure that he couldn’t add more arrows. I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.

    • @zz5970
      @zz5970 Před 4 lety +10

      Now he needs a drum magazine

  • @timsmith1589
    @timsmith1589 Před rokem

    That's a cool idea, man. I'm glad that you have so much fun doing these devices. Thanks for sharing bro.

  • @jamesyoung2656
    @jamesyoung2656 Před 2 lety +1

    He's top quality entertainment, very clever guy, and I love his great laughter and enthusiasm. That machine crossbow is insane! 340 bolts a minute. Point and spray.

  • @rohypnotist6263
    @rohypnotist6263 Před 4 lety +208

    This needs a turret and the instability is no longer an issue

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 Před 4 lety +30

      Rohypno tist just have another upside down on the bottom and the forces from both cancel out.

    • @---Michael---
      @---Michael--- Před 4 lety +10

      @@carl9022 big brains optimize

    • @bconneau658
      @bconneau658 Před 4 lety +2

      Or a bipod

    • @user-cu3qz9rb2w
      @user-cu3qz9rb2w Před 4 lety +3

      Give him a week

    • @bavarianexzess9212
      @bavarianexzess9212 Před 4 lety +1

      a turret mod of this would be awesome, some small bipods would already fix it i guess.
      but it's already insane :D

  • @sham8127
    @sham8127 Před 3 lety +992

    This guy really enjoying his job makes me happy.

    • @CP-jk3tc
      @CP-jk3tc Před 3 lety +19

      Dude is a trained economist too. What a champ!

    • @BetaBuxDelux
      @BetaBuxDelux Před 2 lety +8

      @@CP-jk3tc Holy cow. I assumed he’s a mechanical engineer.

    • @bringer-of-change
      @bringer-of-change Před 2 lety +4

      Me too honestly. You can tell he loves doing this, and I'm sure that makes him better at doing it too.

  • @bropil7545
    @bropil7545 Před rokem

    seing a business man/designer/manufacturer geek out at his own products and work is very wholesome and cool, i wish I coudl buy his products

  • @rayzeroxx
    @rayzeroxx Před 2 měsíci

    This is by far my favorite CZcams video of all time

  • @joshbrannelly4039
    @joshbrannelly4039 Před 4 lety +778

    “Look how small zis drill is, only ze size of my hand”
    *holds up bear paw

  • @justjoe5373
    @justjoe5373 Před 4 lety +1609

    This guy with his ideas is scarier than someone with an RPG

    • @xmacola1239
      @xmacola1239 Před 4 lety +18

      I can agree with you sir

    • @lesgoshooping6695
      @lesgoshooping6695 Před 4 lety +38

      Full auto RPG helt fed or huge magazine

    • @liamtice8794
      @liamtice8794 Před 4 lety +14

      @@lesgoshooping6695 M134 that shoots RPG rounds

    • @basiliimakedonas1109
      @basiliimakedonas1109 Před 4 lety +12

      There's a saying that goes like this: The greatest minds are the most demented

    • @SimplyLimbo
      @SimplyLimbo Před 4 lety +6

      @@liamtice8794 Jürg can make one, full auto on wheels, made out of plywood

  • @stargazer2312
    @stargazer2312 Před rokem

    Each passing second of this video is another step in it's descent towards madness

  • @zc8573
    @zc8573 Před rokem

    This is beautiful! Great job. It's like watching a man make a chair and seeing him sit in it so well

  • @akashsuresh1369
    @akashsuresh1369 Před 4 lety +1268

    He is the dad we all want, Admit it.

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- Před 4 lety +31

      Woodworkers make the best dads

    • @giovannodpanaroma6817
      @giovannodpanaroma6817 Před 4 lety +10

      @@A-G-F- not woodworkers, a true rambo/john wick blooded engineers should do the trick.

    • @truthseeker7548
      @truthseeker7548 Před 4 lety +11

      Nahhh, cool tho but not as a father.

    • @justaninternetfool451
      @justaninternetfool451 Před 4 lety +13

      Id honestly just be happy with a dad period

    • @Camcolito
      @Camcolito Před 4 lety +4

      @@justaninternetfool451 That's sad man, but look on the bright side - my dad was an asshole. Chin up!

  • @greyninjah2860
    @greyninjah2860 Před 4 lety +270

    This guys laugh is actually disturbing yet kinda wholesome in a weird medieval way.

  • @tracyjohnson737
    @tracyjohnson737 Před rokem +1

    You are a madman...love this and all your stuff

  • @krombopulousmichael6933

    This has got to be the coolest thing I've seen on CZcams in a long, long, time!!

  • @DevOpsGuy0
    @DevOpsGuy0 Před 4 lety +819

    Cam you just imagine what chaos he would make if he were in mediaeval age...

    • @wyrd2101
      @wyrd2101 Před 4 lety +21

      Where is makita in mediaval age🙈

    • @nunull6427
      @nunull6427 Před 4 lety +110

      "hahaha, arrows go brrrrrrt"

    • @misohoney1660
      @misohoney1660 Před 4 lety +41

      I just imagined Robin Hood with this thing and that story was very short

    • @judaxzeug7858
      @judaxzeug7858 Před 4 lety +9

      well modern machinery wasn't available that time and rubber bands I'm not realy sure when it was invented so...

    • @satoshialvez4452
      @satoshialvez4452 Před 4 lety +4

      He would have been not eable even to reach his actual age, if you can get to 30 years old in medieval age you are pretty lucky
      No time to invent anything lol

  • @kryptologicalz8436
    @kryptologicalz8436 Před 3 lety +592

    This guy is the type of teacher you look forward to having in the day when going to school

    • @PapaWolf
      @PapaWolf Před 3 lety +10

      I actually had a shop teacher in high school who was just like him LOL, except he was Scottish. But same personality, looked just like him, and the exact same laugh LOL. Picture Joerg standing beside a band saw and saying (in a Scottish accent but the same timber of voice) 'Let me show you why this tool is so dangerous HAHAHA'.... LOL

    • @kiiiisu
      @kiiiisu Před 3 lety +1

      @@PapaWolf lmao :D i wish i had teachers like that in school

    • @Spurioushamster
      @Spurioushamster Před 3 lety +2

      @Major Tom my machining instructor at college would knee you in the balls if he caught you doing something stupid at the lathe, such as standing with your hands in your pockets, or messing around. Top teacher though, you learned very quickly to treat the machines with respect.

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut Před 3 lety +3

      I actually thought, while watching, this guy would be a great teacher. The students would love and slightly fear him... or be terrified of him - the perfect teacher/student relationship.

    • @jake4194
      @jake4194 Před 3 lety +2

      This guy needs to teach shop class lol

  • @johnmelverdiez9050
    @johnmelverdiez9050 Před 2 lety +1

    it was really fun watching you creating a unique style/variation of crossbow in every videos you make hope you'll make a more compact semi-auto crossbow in the future more power and enjoy

  • @antrodgers2493
    @antrodgers2493 Před rokem

    I love the seeing the joy on his face when he's shooting that thing. I want one.

  • @alexelle3096
    @alexelle3096 Před 4 lety +342

    CLIENT: I need one of your finest crossbows
    JOERG: Gonna need some ID first
    CLIENT: *shows ID
    JOERG: Oh ok, I have automatics here Mr. Van Helsing

    • @alexelle3096
      @alexelle3096 Před 4 lety +5

      @Adventure Inc WITH PURGE SEASON DISCOUNTS! What are you waiting for? Bring the whole town to Joerg's!
      *Crossbows and arrows each sold separately*

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 Před 4 lety +2

      I was just thinking about that scene. That is awesome

  • @braindamage7842
    @braindamage7842 Před 4 lety +345

    When he says “Let me show you it’s features!”, it warms the viewers heart

  • @gabenuxoll1019
    @gabenuxoll1019 Před rokem

    All I can feel is joy watching this man

  • @youretheai7586
    @youretheai7586 Před rokem

    I'll always upvote someone that loves their job!

  • @jimbolearner8040
    @jimbolearner8040 Před 4 lety +144

    THIS GUY HAS THE MANLIEST LAUGH IVE EVER HEARD
    thanks for blessing my feed 😌

  • @yahya2880
    @yahya2880 Před 4 lety +563

    Robber: Breaks into joergs house
    Joerg: *loads IKEA pencils*

  • @gringo_sw
    @gringo_sw Před rokem

    Thoroughly enjoyed this video and learning about how it works thank you for sharing👌

  • @richwaligorski8688
    @richwaligorski8688 Před rokem +2

    I love your full auto crossbow! You are a genius!

  • @southernSCkid
    @southernSCkid Před 4 lety +194

    “Look at how small they are they are the size of my hand”- (Jorge hold up hand literally the size of a football)

  • @mynameisbenL
    @mynameisbenL Před 4 lety +557

    Time stamps for his laugh
    0:17
    0:37 hehe lazer
    0:44 bang
    0:52
    1:10 ehe
    1:40
    1:51 Ful oto
    5:20
    6:47 oopsie
    7:26
    8:47
    9:29
    9:35 its so much fun, i agree
    9:40 what a hailstorm of arrows
    10:39
    10:46
    10:51
    11:11
    11:28
    12:20
    12:26 humble laugh
    12:43 HaHaHaHa Poor opponent
    13:00 Fire starter
    13:06
    13:33
    14:17
    14:21
    14:25 waves goodbye
    14:27 poor target

  • @jackoszuscik6669
    @jackoszuscik6669 Před rokem +1

    Excruciatingly awesome engineering!

  • @MasterGoodmann
    @MasterGoodmann Před rokem

    Always a pleasure to watch your show.

  • @oneparticularlysmartape
    @oneparticularlysmartape Před 4 lety +142

    When they say in medieval-style fantasy that dwarves are great craftsmen and ingeneers, I always try to asume they would have this kind of weapons. Repeating crossbows and bows and great siege equipment.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 Před 4 lety +17

      It's entirely possible to make them without any metal, rubber, or electricity.
      It's a shame people never figured it out in real life.

    • @kristianstrm2375
      @kristianstrm2375 Před 4 lety +3

      If I ever write a fantasy with dwarves, I'd have a mountain fortress with water powered ballistas like this. Poor attackers.

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 Před 4 lety

      have you seen the scorpions form g.o.t full auto dragon killing castle destroying power

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Zaire82 I think people in real life didn't make such things because of the acceleration of the arms race. Oh, and gunpowder.
      Once they got the technology, tools, infrastructure and skills to (mass) produce repeating crossbows, guns were stronger and easier to use/produce. So there was no real reason to pursue such technology.
      As for siege weapons... Well the trebuchet was just perfect : strong, easy to use, buildable on site, and used easy to find ammo: big rocks. Balistas just couldn't compete.
      And then, canons made everything obsolete.
      So yeah... Maybe people would've gone the way of the crossbow/balistas if humans didn't discover blackpowder and gunpowder.

    • @johngoedecke7707
      @johngoedecke7707 Před 4 lety +2

      I bet you didn’t know dwarves are all German !

  • @girishmahajan3646
    @girishmahajan3646 Před 4 lety +376

    2021: makes an antitank crossbow.

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks Před 4 lety +8

      TurboconqueringmegaEagle made a 1000Lb crossbow somewhere on YT.

    • @dimadrifter9920
      @dimadrifter9920 Před 4 lety +15

      He did already. Look up Airzooka

    • @richardsanchez8072
      @richardsanchez8072 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah already did. Man's a genius.

    • @ChandanNayak-jh7yd
      @ChandanNayak-jh7yd Před 4 lety +3

      Or maybe a laser guide crossbow for drones and aircrafts

    • @zameliz
      @zameliz Před 4 lety +3

      Well we could argue that has been done allready, the brits did make and use the PIAT.
      Yes I know that it is a spigot mortar but we could easily say "close enough".
      Now Joerg just needs to make it full auto.

  • @borzoitx
    @borzoitx Před 4 měsíci

    I found this once befor... im so glad i watched more . You got to can the laughter and sell it . A skin balm that insites archery joy...

  • @datukak4954
    @datukak4954 Před rokem

    I'm diggin' this guys energy

  • @akugrace5401
    @akugrace5401 Před 4 lety +508

    Customer : So what types of crossbows do you have in your store?
    Him : HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA....

  • @GSBConstantine
    @GSBConstantine Před 4 lety +282

    "look at this drill, only as long as my hand"(forgets to say he has hands like shovels)

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick Před 4 lety +3

      he doesnt need a 80lb counter weight. 80lb - weight of bow - [weight directed in counter rotation / 2]. Like how an modern recoiless SMG workss

    • @NuclearLama
      @NuclearLama Před 4 lety

      @@TheBelrick could you give an example smg?

    • @crackpot5597
      @crackpot5597 Před 4 lety +2

      @@NuclearLama Some Vectors or just a P90 has just less recoil!

    • @user-ps1qj5mo2s
      @user-ps1qj5mo2s Před 4 lety +1

      there's a wound on his hand, probably not covered by satety t-shirt

  • @vitalguillin1177
    @vitalguillin1177 Před rokem

    Really glad you finally find the way to make your ideas to real and functional devices...You deserve it,! Keep your funny brainstorming job, and go on producing videos, for our great pleasure....

  • @davidwelland7920
    @davidwelland7920 Před 2 lety

    I LOVE your channel sooo much!! Sir, you are awesome and make engineering fun!!

  • @blank557
    @blank557 Před 4 lety +479

    John Wick: "I can kill a person with a pencil"
    JoergSprave: "I can kill many more with my full-auto pencil crossbow--Let me show you its features."
    John Wick: "Here's all my gold coins. I'll take all you got."

    • @zodsinclair8500
      @zodsinclair8500 Před 4 lety +14

      Clearly John Wick is his Biggest Fan!
      Can you Imagine seeing *THIS* in John Wick 4!!!!
      lil cameo from the Legendary Jorge Sprave & his store!
      Wondering if they Armor Piercing *HB4* Pencils?

    • @KINGPINm22
      @KINGPINm22 Před 4 lety +8

      The crossover everyone needs

    • @jediknight73
      @jediknight73 Před 4 lety +5

      What a fantastic comment

    • @A1Authority
      @A1Authority Před 4 lety

      One of the best replies I've seen in awhile. I just wrote a similar comment. (in the way of, scenario-building, that is)

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey Před 4 lety

      Don't forget the devastation of smaug, John!

  • @arnienonymous4458
    @arnienonymous4458 Před 4 lety +304

    Experts: "You just can't make a powerful automatic crossbow."
    Joerg Sprave: "Hold mein bier!"

  • @ill_phil
    @ill_phil Před 2 lety

    Absolut Genial ... Immer wieder geil ...die Videos von Jörg Sprave sind unfassbar unterhaltsam

  • @denisdegullacion
    @denisdegullacion Před rokem

    Fantastic engineering, looking forward to this end result.

  • @Lelfay
    @Lelfay Před 4 lety +194

    This guy is like that dude that sells you cool guns and gives a hearty laugh when you buy something from him in a video game

    • @dradamov
      @dradamov Před 4 lety +21

      This is like, amazingly accurate :D
      *Would you like to protect yourself or deal some damage? H A H A H A*

    • @mekaniklboltmb4880
      @mekaniklboltmb4880 Před 4 lety +9

      Me: *buys crossbow*
      Joerg: *HE HE HA THANK YOU*

    • @bradwilliams6550
      @bradwilliams6550 Před 4 lety +6

      Marcus from Borderlands for sure.

    • @doristhebartender6725
      @doristhebartender6725 Před 4 lety +2

      Father gregori gives you his shotgun

    • @nediak2944
      @nediak2944 Před 4 lety +2

      MARCUS IN BORDERLANDS HOLY SHIT ITS A CARBON COPY