Karen thinks LEGOS are for "CREEPY GUYS"... then tries to STEAL my LEGOS - Reddit Podcast
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0:00 An Entitled Karen tried to rob me of my lego set, and after harassing me and lying about me, I was able to get my revenge. (u/TheFunnySword)
7:27 An Anger management therapist loses his cool at a restaurant, all over a 2 dollar discount he felt he was entitled to. (u/MacReady67)
11:26 I snooped through my husbandâs phone and found a tinder verification email from four years ago, and I donât know what to do. (u/glasssticktv)
14:28 My friend seems to enjoy finding ways to humiliate me, and I am at a loss of what to do. (u/SummerSuch3647)
18:54 Today I messed up by throwing a full glass of wone on someone celebrating their birthday. (u/mykecheck1230)
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Bro I would have called the police if someone tried to steal my lego and worst of all that it was the last one đthat was a perfect revenge
I would just call the po po to
muda
If she tried to steal my Lego phase 2 Captain Rex she would be done like dead (her reputation)
@@talb8195 you would execute order 66 on her
Um of that was me and my Lego someone wouldâve died
Story 1 Karen's husband: I can pay the bail/fine and get her home it or I can have couple days peace and quiet.
peace and quiet peace and quiet
The true MVP is the karenâs husband
@@aperson..-. fr thođđđ
hmm...Give away $3,400 to get my embarrassing wife with me, or peace and quiet for a good 3 days.....hmmmm
of course peace and quiet,i recommend divorce
Karen: "Listen KID, there's no way someone as OLD as you is playing with Legos like a BABY."
Make up your damn mind
UR2 AND UR OLD UR LIKE 22 U CANT HAVE LEGO Karen 2022
@@philipmcdonald8839 I'm 47 and I have a Lego set
@@mehchocolate1257 it's just a joke about what the karren said about being 2 old and 2 young that's a replie to a comment that's about a joke about what the karren said about being 2 old and 2 young probably should have thought about that
How a five year old gonna make something like a death star anyways đ
She legit called him 3 different age ratings in one sentence.
Story 1: Yes, Karen, the Legos are just for kids. That's why there are collector's sets being sold on the Lego website for hundreds of dollars. Because lots of kids get hundreds of dollars in allowance money each week, right?
I never thought of this! Thatâs clever
True man.
Yeah I totally had thousands of dollars per yeah
*year
I hope this is sarcasam
Story One: Wow, she actually had the cards she was bluffing about, but even they turned on her! That's hilarious! I feel so bad for her daughter though, seemed like a nice and reasonable kid, unlike her mother. Hope the dad/stepdad is treating her right to compensate for the atrocious behavior the mother exhibited. Because dang, I can only imagine how that must have felt for the kid. Definitely not a jerk, the OP did everything right.
forgive my ignorance on the american legal system but does the fine she had to pay go to Op cause i sure hope it does
@@toxicwifi65
Honestly, I'm American myself, and I don't even know myself. Law was never my strong suit.
@@toxicwifi65 This didn't happen. But I can explain to you the charges. Class C misdemeanor is up to a 500 dollar fine. A class B misdemeanor is up to 180 days in jail and or a fine not to exceed 2k. A class A is 1 year in jail and up to 4k in fine. After that it's felonies that carry a maximum of 10k fine with certain amounts of prison terms. But all except capital felony are 10k fines. What she did was maybe considered theft or robery (if she made bodily harm to a victim by hitting him with her purse) it is a theft if she just didn't cause injury. If it's theft then there is a punishment scale. If the item is 100 ollars or less then it's a class C. Which I am assuming that set wasn't that much. If it was then she is looking at a class B. Which I'd theft of an item between 100 and 750. So we are looking at this charge. Which again I said the charge was around 1k. As for assault then there is a separate charge. The mall security would keep her there until the police arrived. The court system would set the charges and the amount. The police arrest people on the charges they do not set punishments. They also do not call the victims to tell them what was charged. The courts handle all that. This kid would had to go to court.
@crescentmall I canât read all of dis this like when my mother lectures me
This story was so full of holes I wanted to drain my pasta through it.
story 3: so OP was feeling insecure and instead of talking about that with anyone, like their husband or even a friend, they decided to go behind their husband's back and snoop around like a creep? then on top of that they have a valid reason as to why the husband may have gotten the e-mail/re-downloaded tinder and got worked up about it still... what is the problem people have with just having a conversation, like imo OP seems to have gone out of their way to create drama in their relationship when all of this could've been avoided very simply by using their words.
Absolutely!
100% agreed. As of right now, she has no valid reason to think he's in the wrong. Apps don't send you anything when you uninstall after all. He probably had it for what, a month max? Seriously, woman needs to seek therapy right now.
Yeah I think it's ridiculous the op thinks that it's ok to go through his phone its kind of like if a policeman discovered evidence someone committed a crime but the officer didn't have a warrant then the crime discovered will not be punishable because the evidence was illegally obtained.
Story 1: She did what she did because she believed there were no cameras. This is why you always, ALWAYS press charges. Because if you don't, they WILL do it again... only they will do a better job of checking for cameras. Only when they are slammed down hard and/or do jail time and now there is a record of showing that they have a history of doing this, will they even begin to learn to reign it in. Karens like to be believed. With a record showing that they do this, they won't be, so they will have to because they realize they won't win.
Okay but the way the op roasted the Karen with that lizard joke had me rolling
I collect Legos, and I'm 60yrs. I usually just buy them, and never open them. I've managed to collect a few, and the value of them has increased over the years.
you do keep them under lock and key right cause there are alot of stupid people out there
@@victormontes7007 Oh yes! I keep them in a room that is always locked unless I'm in there.
This is so adorable. Wth. đ
The whole tinder app thing... She saw in his email that he downloaded it & said he asked her to download some too to look at the messaging interface. Can't she just look back at her old email to see when she downloaded the apps? This way she could see the dates & know if it was at the same time?
100% agree. Also the question is why did she feel paranoid or do it to begin with? She makes him sound good like he's done nothing wrong but this is apparently the first time she's done this in 5 years? If there is literally nothing he's done she probably needs to loom internally to figure out why she's so paranoid. Another thing she can do is to look around the date tinder was installed to see if she has similar emails at that time? It's weird in general honestly.
700 hours of community service lmao
Story 4: Mary basically called OP a pushover. if OP keeps being friends with Mary then she deserves whatever Mary does next
why
Story one: this isnât karens husbands first rodeo with his wife and her entitlement
Probably
Exactly and she deserves every repercussion she gets.
With the 1st story I love how the husband after hearing all that she did didn't even bother helping her out đ€Łđ€Ł karma is a b*tch and never trigger karma đ€Łđ€Ł
Yessir
should have divorced tbh
Boy karen think they can di any thing in the would sendiri them to hell they di t deserve life in Facebook corection sendiri that evil splioed karen to the fucking sun domt want to be rude but IT just had to be say
bro said "that sh*t crazy nah i'm out"
â@@ALT0_768im guessing he probably did after that.
The wife is absolutely a jerk for going through her husband's phone.
Yeah, I think being that suspicious because a tinder Email to verify the Husband's account, that could just been used for something of the husband's work, in which the OP helped him sometimes, is a stupid thing to be to a level of suspicion so high
With the Tinder thing, someone could have tried to sign in as well to his account, especially if you didn't see any other emails. Just a guess though.
Bud in the first story is not the jerk. And good on the husband for figuratively putting his foot down and not getting his wife out of it.
Damn that first story was hilarious the OP literally roasted Karen SO many times
The story #4 OP has a toxic friend in Mary. - - The nonsense about having that happen to her and that she does this to everyone to test them? - That's an excuse for manipulation and toxic behavior and it is an additional attempt at manipulation; trying to elicit sympathy and understanding and even guilt for calling her out!
If this is habitual behavior, it won't get better. But even if it isn't her habit, she's no friend and not likely to become one.
Iâm 24 and love Lego fight me lmao
Bro, at the 1st story i would've put emotional damage on that, plus child abuse LMAO
How that would be lying
Story 5: Honestly, that was a nice interaction and seems the woman catch up you were a little neveous and try to be polite as well, so she saw this was mostly an accident and joke about it as well. In the end is nice everyone got a long perfectly and your friend jokes about it ease it up on your nervous part.
So glad that Karenâs husband was a sensible person
"There's no way someone as old as you still plays legos!"
Her later :
"You're too young, you're probably waiting for your mom."
The last story was great. Such a readable moment. Happens to the best of us.
That first lady didn't get what she deservered, she deserved far more community service
First Story: perfect, absolutely perfect. the revenge, the story, everything, its like something that came out of an imaginary scenario..
And everyone that saw what happened started clapping and the store manager came and offered a free lego set
For the 4th story, being Spanish myself, I found so funny that the girlfriend said fizzy chocolate. đđđ
god this guy is good with voices! i genuinely believed i heard an angry Karen shouting đ
Story one:
There is no one too old for Legos. no matter what.
Last story, OP is a sweetie.
op in the first story: not the jerk, he is sure in the right to buy that Lego set, and teenagers/adults can play with Lego however they want, and that Karen was acting like some spoiled brat over some set of Legos that her daughter probably didn't want anyway, man these Karens need to learn that no means "no", not maybe, not probably, not anything except NO, plus being entitled to something will just get you nowhere in life.
I collect breyer horses and I am in my 20`s
âLetâs give proper lego to babies!â âLetâs give lego duplo to adults!â
Legit everyone in existence: *Cracks knuckles*
Karen: Man I'm dead..
Claim your âhere before an hourâ ticket here!
Done
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
In most of these stories Iâve noticed that the kids of entitled parents are actually pretty normal
OP: Buys something
Karens: now this is an avengers level threat
Me: buys a Lego set thatâs out of stock
Karen: So you have chosen death
That punishment was so brutal but it was deserved
It's hilarious how she threatens to get you banned from the store and in the end she got banned
The guy in the first story handled it so well
I canât the Karen voice I canât đđitâs makes me smile every time
Story 2
Employee: Iâm going to talk to the manager.
The first story is something that all adult lego fans bin though
this kind of dudes are legends lol
karen wont be karening in a rush after that
Entitled karen: Calls OP too old to play lego
OP: You just made the worst mistake ever
The husband chose peace for a few daysđđ
The lizard joke had me rolling like thr Boulder that chased Indiana Jones
The first one is so embarassing for that woman
The kid doesnt even want it đ
For the first story, I love it when people get what they deserve. But 700 hours of community service could also impact the kid who tried to stop her. Plus the fine would have been felt by the kid. She is the kind of person to make the kid get less to help pay off the fine
Don't worry the kid's dad is a wealthy investor/share holder so she will be fine and I feel bad on how the kid will be a bit distant with the mom since she will be doing community service alot
Mad respect to the husband of the Karen
I collect LegoâŠ
This angers me deeply
Last story: this is great, your great, i think your a good person, embarrassing a lil bit but not that bad
Legos are for everyone young or old, fight me or be with me.
yeah
I'm with you, all the way.
Tinder story: I often get facebook, tinder an twitter verification emails on accounts i'm not registered with.
Why would you get those emails? That's weird...
Everyone loves lego.
Let them have their thing
Letâs just give props to the husband for not paying bailđ
When someone says Lego is for babys the body bags are ready with a shovel
As a person with the optimus prime lego set that is 15, you are never too old to lego.
For story 1, the person should not feel the least bit bad for Karen. She made her own bed, and now she has to lie in it. đ€Ł
If anything, I'd feel sorry for the kid. đźâđš
THE PLURAL OF LEGO IS ALSO LEGO, IF I HAVE MORE THAN ONE PIECE OF LEGO, IT IS STILL CALLED LEGO
First story I agree I also adore Legos. You cannot go wrong with Legos.
Him: I love Lego!
Also him: Legos.
Kid: I don't want that toy mom please stop harassing that person
Karen: My kId WaNTs ThAt ToY GiVE It tO MeeeEEeeeE
Typically, shopping mall CCTV systems don't record audio because of the noise level inside the mall (muzak, people talking & yelling, equipment noises, etc.). Also, CCTV cameras are usually enclosed in a dome casing to protect the camera from damage & to prevent people from seeing what direction the camera is pointing in. And as a final note, CCTV footage is rarely ever given to just anyone who asks for it (this includes those involved directly in an incident to prevent footage being taken out of context). The only people who can request & obtain CCTV footage is law enforcement, and there is always a procedure they need to go through in order to obtain the footage. I've worked security for more than 30 years, and mall security for 8 of those years, so I'm well versed in CCTV procedures.
Thx I went to the dentist today and your videos helped me calm myself
The snooping thru the phone one, you are the ah. You went back how far to find something
I love Legos.
Story 1: Ageism at its finest.
Story 2: That was the textbook definition of irony.
Hmm letâs see so they say legos are for creeps, and yet they try to take them. That means by their logic, theyâre a creep.
The Karen is just literally saying hurtful words to a LEGO fan, in fact she sounded like she has never touched a LEGO piece in her life.
Says Lego is for creeps......but proceeds to throw a fit over a Lego set.
Story 1 The OP could have just told or asked Karen to order the set online or asked the employees if they have another in the back of the store. Lego stores typically have more sets in the back and have 5 - 6 on the shelves. so if you ever encounter something like this either record or use common sense to find a way to deal with it peacefully. He also could have shown the receipt.
Karen: kids are creeps
Wait 99 years old and only 3 years old can play with it
OP âI have loved legos since I was 4 years oldâ Me: *gasp* Me too
I find this appauling that Karen is a Creep OP is just a child at heart
6:39
Thanks for spilling the tea
story one: gigachad husband
secondary comment: karen: you're too old for lego
also karen: give me
My favorite part of this is when he said if your brain isnât properly functioning youâre probably over 99 anyways, no, thatâs a good roastđ
1:05 first, about half of the people who own lego are adults.
The karen deserved the fine and community service, you did nothing wrong
There are literal NASA employees that use lego to plan builds. Not joking.
There is no getting "to old to play" legos!
Story 1: That lady is *OUT OF HER MIND* . I've never seen videos of an 8-year-old building the large-scale Lego Death Star or an Imperial Star Destroyer. In fact, all of the Lego build videos I've seen were recorded & uploaded by adult builders.
damn the first story is SPICY hope i can see more spicy vid on you keep up the good work man
âOnly creeps like legosâ
Me and my introvert brother who likes legos and is completely fine:what,
if i was you i would have straight up run when i just saw saw her like hell nah karen i'm not going to deal with this today đđââïž
1:45 i am 9 years old and i have a "house business" that, ok, cleaning the house isnt really a business, but every end of the month i get 40 bucks bc i clean the house 2 to 4 times a week. and i already have like 20 in my tiny box i put it to only open it in my birthday next year... which actually doesnt matter since my birthday is at the start of the year.
Karen :u r selfish
Op:i will tell the police that you assaulted me
Karen:I would like to apologise
For the first story, if I was in that situation, I wouldâve just taken off with the set. If someoneâs is angry with you, you shouldnât be angry with them back, even if theyâre really being unfair and treating you poorly. Just live and let live
The first one couldnât have gone more perfect
No one gonna talk about the fact he just casually playing subway surfers in the background lol
1:03 *laughing in 18+ Lego sets*
Imagine never ever playing legos in your whole life.
Thatâs a hell of a price for a Lego set that isnât even yours
Story one: the kid needs to be more determined
Story 1 is actually something that I can relate to but not as severe. I'm currently a 20 year old doll collector who mainly collect fashion dolls like Rainbow High & the Barbie movie dolls. Obviously I buy alot of dolls & I allocate a certain amount of money towards this, which is something that many people think is ridiculous becouse "they are for kids". I'm glad he didn't back down as Lego sets cost upwards of ÂŁ40+ but if he gave it to her she won't give him compensation so he shouldn't feel the need to give her his purchase
Story 1:
To Karen = *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION !!!*
The wife that found the Tinder verification email should probably actually start the conversation by admitting that she was feeling insecure & went through his phone. She can bring it up, they can discuss it, & once thatâs dealt with, she can then *calmly* say that she had seen something that had left her with some questions.
Her husband will likely say âOkay, whats up?â And she can very calmly say what she found, & that it had just understandably worried her a little.
If she does this & the husband blows up on her, then thatâs a red flag. He can be unhappy that she went through his phone/email. But actually freaking out about it could mean that something actually is or was going on. (Not a 100% guarantee of cheating. But itâs a pretty good measuring stick.)
the Karen saying legos is making me so annoyed because the plural of Lego is Lego not legos
My basement is all Lego sets, I have loved Legos for a long time
Wdym they are to old to play with Legos, like you expect a four year old to build a death starđ