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0:00 An Entitled Karen Attacks me over a childrenâs toy, and gets arrested by the police. (u/Far_Attitude_2764)
6:39 My girlfriend constantly says she is going to cheat on me in a joking manner, and I donât know how to respond to this. (u/Krimsomtop)
9:14 My girlfriendâs mental health issues are causing a lot of problems, and I donât know what to do. (u/reehaz666)
14:31 My husband makes small arguments with me and complains in front of my friends, and I am not sure what to do. (u/ttttrowwwwawwwayy)
17:51 In got another woman pregnant while my wife and I were broken up, and now I feel like I am about to lose everything, and I donât know what to do. (u/AdviceNeededTHRA)
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I swear it is always the Karens who do crazy stuff like this...
Actually true. Karenâs are the worst. Theyâre sometimes fun though Depending on the situation.
Ikr
Of course. Where do you think the title comes from? They are just nasty people.
I know
Oh Connor
These Karens are all so predictable. As soon as you got to the part where he slapped her hand away after she dug her nails into him, I knew she was going to play the assault victim card. Thankful for video evidence that makes a lot of them unable to get away with their BS.
i agree, and i'm so glad the cameras are there so that if they get any ideas, they'll sure be in trouble
I knew that too, they want to force you into defending yourself so they can claim it was assault on them.
And the fact that she had an outstanding warrant is nuts
Not gonna lie, when the first story started I was like, "Oh here we go a Karen mother using her child's disability as a scape goat." But no, I was wrong and couldn't be happier that I was.
Last story: he's not in the wrong though as it happened when they were going through divorce.
Agree to an extent. Even though he should have been more careful they both were at fault. They should have went to see a couples counselor before up & deciding to split & if they were insisting on going through with it wait until the divorce was final before bringing anyone else into the picture
@@VidWatcher01 doesnât matter they werenât together while it happened she canât be mad my guy
something similar to the first story happened to me about 15 years ago. I was collecting transformers and finally found the figure i had been searching months for and didn't want to pay the insane scalper prices, it was the last one on the shelf as well.
I was walking away with my figure and then I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around. a woman with all of the karen style points was standing there with her son. she said "great, you found the toy for my son, hand it over so we can get going". I told her that i got there first, its the one that ive been trying to find for months so its coming home with me. she said "no, that's for my son, he gets what he wants and he wants that", I said "cant always get what you want, sorry but It's mine"
she tried to grab it from my hands, while calling me every name in the book and then finally scratching her talons across my arm leaving red lines. I was yelling some unpleasant words at her at this point and eventually a couple employees that were watching this
(it was around a couple min at this point) came over and got in between us and told her to move calm down and stop it but she lunged at me again saying i stole the toy from her son but they had witnessed the entire incident and knew the story. they had security come and they ended up dragging her away as she yelled that she hoped that i got cancer and died. i yelled back, "at least I got my action figure, you F'ing B!+c# !!
I really should have had them call the cops and had her charged but it all happened so fast and i was really just in shock that some crazy woman would do something like that over a toy.
Don't let people like that bother you. They're just too lazy to care about other people.
Last story, guy wasn't cheating. He and his wife were divorcing. He was seeing someone and so was she. Id have been just as worried to see if the wives kid was his as well. Just an unusual chain of events and nothing more.
but until the divorce... its still cheating
hate to be that guy but its true... until the divorce is finalized dont date
â@@HonklerUnitedInc but what's she gonna do about it? Divorce him?
@@thesponk4853 you dont know about divorces do ya? a stunt like that can cost money
@@HonklerUnitedInc You are wrong. At that point they were legally separated and in the process of getting a divorce, meaning, it wasn't cheating. They did not have feelings for each other at that time. Believe it or not. I am with the op here and that the child she has may not actually be his and the husband should get a DNA test for both.
If they decided to get a divorce because of this, and accusations of cheating were brought up, the judge would more than likely say the either both were cheating or no one was cheating.
WTH. Why so judgmental? Some people actually LIKE large families. They were divorcing and he was seriously dating another woman. He said he had every intention of taking care of is kids. As far as the story goes, there was no overlap between when he got his ex pregnant and when he got back with his wife. His only issue is that his wife is pissed for something he did when they were divorcing. Hell, my initial question was if the kid with his wife is actually his. She said she'd been dating someone too, but no timeline was established.
The guy was divorcing meaning that they will end their relationship. It's not even cheating. So the guy got her pregnant by then and a few months later he got together with his wife who also dated someone else during the divorce. So basically, OP isn't at fault and his wife probably has pregnancy hormones that make her think unreasonably. The narrator always sided with the female part... I mean one time he said that the op should choose his girlfriend over his cat. The girlfriend in the story makes him choose between her or his cat which is a big red flag.
Exactly my thoughts. I was so baffled. They had already started the procedures for a divorce, which meant their marriage was over at that point. I tend to agree with the narrator most of the time, but sometimes things like this come up out of left field. Sheesh
Edit: plus, the OP didn't only say that he will take care of the child if the child is his, no matter what. He even said that he was over the moon when he found out his wife was pregnant again. That's proof that they like big families. Why on earth would he take measures to make sure he won't get someone pregnant when he actually has nothing against having another child?
My thing is it's not like they were intentionally trying to get pregnant unless Sarah was they were probably taking the correct measures birth control condoms but those all fail sometimes
I agree in this post. The narrator always tends to lead to some absurd thought with relationships or families. He has criticized people who are polyamorous or in open relationships saying it's the basis of cheating when I have known many couples both straight and gay that do these and are successful. Back to the story at hand, there is no timeline with the wife and the OP being together when OP and Sarah were together. So whybare you saying that the wife should be upset at him? They were in the process of divorce at the time. When that happens, their love for one another is not there. So you can't say your comment. Besides, there are people who want large families. Narrator reqlly needs to consider things better as he's really being polarizing in his choices.
Was literally just coming here to say this. He had a bad take on that last story.
Story 2: She's gaslighting you, because she's actively cheating on you.
Agree, if she isn't doing now, she'll definitely do it in the future.
Yup.
Either that, or she has a cuck fetish and hopes OP is into it.
My step-sister told me about this shit, sounds gross.
I love karma like this. It feels so good to see a Karen get put in their place!
What was that Karen thinking to attack someone and lie about being attacked in the store police can just check the security cameras.
Story 5: As soon as OP described marrying their hs sweetheart at 19 and having kids months later, I knew there was going to be SOMEthing wrong, but I didnât think it would be the inability to wear a condom
Except, if the girl was on birth control, or told him she was,âŠbirth control fails.
XD Funny way to put it
Wow. Who attacks a person over a god damn toy?? đ
Watch people on Black Friday sales, or if a store gets a last-minute shipment/stock on the "must have" christmas item. People (not just Karens) go absolutely insane. The original 'Tickle Me Elmo' doll is a prime example.
@@QuickManEXE I sure do remember that Tickle Me Elmo debacle. People were actually hurt and nit just scratches. And then this Black Friday! And rem,her video games? My son and I stood in line for a PS4 years ago. The store only allowed a few people in at a time. We were already airing at the door when it was about to,open - I held in to my sonâs belt so I would get crushed. I could feel,people trying to squeeze through the crowd. Yes, we got in and picked up one. We could have had 2 since there were two of us - but we didnât.
Wish Woody would tell her to "play nice."
"A successful female woman." đ This made me giggle
With the girlfriend, I'd lay down an ultimatum; either she resumes professional counciling for the issues that are resulting from her childhood or I'm gone and moving on to someone who doesn't insult me personally each and every time we get into an argument, because if she's doing this now, just imagine what will be going on in her head with the hormonal roller-coaster if OP gets this girl pregnant.
3rd story sounds like intermittent explosive disorder. she needs medication and therapy, and it does require help from people around them, its terrible, i live with it every day, some days it gets bad but there are more good times then bad times now. it just takes time and support.
Could also be borderline personality disorder that causes outbursts like that and distorts reality in the sense it feels like everyone is against you and someone even so much as looking at you may look like they're giving dirty looks when they're really not. But until she gets a mental health evaluation no one will really know
I think people like this shouldnât even get into relationships in the first place since they arenât mentally there
To the guy with the baby, my husband also did the same thing, but we were separated for only 2 weeks. His excuse was he needed to get over me. And we actually didnât find out it was his until the other guys dna came back that it wasnât his. It was hard on me, itâs still hard on me. It was only two weeks and he moved on that quick. But we worked through. She has to let the past be in the past and if she loves you, she will let it go, but be hurt.
Lucky ins't baby at least.
I actually know the OP as he is my cousin. That whole family is in and out of therapy because they just donât get along most of the time. When they decided to get divorced (which they still havenât) they both agreed it was over. No one in the family thought they would get back together. The pregnant woman is a whole other bag of cats. She was originally going to get an abortion, than decided she just wouldnât tell him, and finally after being pressured by friends and family she told him. The only ones I feel bad for are the kids because they did not take it well.
I'm so sry for u but in this story i don't think the guy is a jerk they were separated for over a year when he dated someone else (the wife did to) what upset about is that Sarah waited 8 mounths after breaking up (after him and his wife were back together) to tell him she was pragnant
@@melekehassine2659 Apparently, it's not that she waited for 8 months to tell him. She doesn't even plan to tell him about the baby. Her family and friends pressure her to tell him. She even wanted to have an abortion but you know her family and everything that lead to this mess...
For the last story my suggestion is to get the kid's DNA tested.
The first one was mental! I canât believe someone would do something like that just for a toy
In the last one it was not his fault. He and his wife were broken up at the time. And in reality the divorce should have long since been finished. Although I know they can drag on. The honest truth is the wife should understand was he was with somebody else at the time it was conceived, and so was she.
The first one... ThatÂŽs bad karma for her and good karma for him!
The sad thing is that if there weren't cameras they probably would have believed him
Girlfriend who says she is going to cheat. Kick her out, block her and never talk to her again. She is Jerk and she needs to be dumped. Do it in front of her friends. Embarrass her so bad. That way you get back at her and then leave her for good
Absolutely
First story is why cameras are legit God's technology gift.
Story number 3: that girl cannot be in a relationship, not until she gets those issues sorted out. It will take a huge toll on op's mental health if he stays with her. One's struggles are not an excuse to treat others terribly.
I smirked when I saw the "outstanding warrant" part
The fourth story reminds me of something I've seen a few times, especially for couples that married young, but can happen at any age: a bunch of guys grow up with this concept of what being a husband is, and it comes entirely from their own family. If their father nagged their mother like this, or if that's the concept of marriage they got from whatever media they were exposed to, they may be trying to act like that to "be married." This hits especially hard for people who were raised in subcultures, often church environments, that treated relationships as completely different on either side of the wedding. Before marriage: don't even kiss, be careful holding hands, etc. After marriage: everything is okay! That kind of thing. He may be trying to feel like the shift from dating to marriage is somehow meaningful beyond a contract and ceremony, which in the grand scheme of things it often isn't, so he's reaching for whatever he can to try to make it seem like he's different than from when he was unmarried. He's a "husband" now, or partner in this case, and thinks that comes with certain expectations of behavior.
None of that makes what he's doing okay, obviously. It's immature, and frankly it sounds like not only do they both need to communicate more clearly with one another, but they may legitimately benefit from couples' counseling to help make that happen in a relatively healthy manner. Makes me realize maybe it wasn't so crazy that the pastors at the church I grew up in required couples to have several sessions of counseling before getting married.
Story #2. When she keeps harping on about cheating that's showing no respect for your relationship or you. Break up with her. It's turning into a toxic relationship and will just get worse.
the people consoling the karen after seeing her in handcuffs: surprised pikachu face
Story Two : Break Up . There are more Red Flags here , than a military parade at the Kremlin.
It's extremely weird someone would constantly bring up cheating for no apparent reason. Personally I think she's either a cheater or trying to cause drama
the fact that in the 1st one the karen got arrested is so crazy (im not mad about it, they deserved it)
and and the fact that the op described himself as some biker guy, they instantly judged him for his looks which is ridiculous, and thank god his criminal record is clean, cleaner then that karen's
His girlfriend that said that sheâs going to cheat on him he needs to break up with her ASAP
5:38 I love how he just says absolutely
18:53 âA successful Female Woman.â
As opposed to all those unsuccessful Male Women I guess.
Someone is going to get felted by this.
You really shouldn't get involved with someone with that much unresolved baggage. She's not in a position to be in a relationship. I also sounds like the OP is more in love with is image of her an who he wants her to be, rather than who she really is. She's literally using her problems to deflect responsibility.
The problem is a lot of the time you don't find out about baggage like that until you've already been together for a while. By then a lot of people have already caught feelings, and as they say "love is blind"
i want to imagine all the people who instantly went onto the Karen's side without proof and stared at the op with hatred felt really embarrassed when they saw her in cuffs and realized they were wrong.
Story 2 has "Will you love me if I was a worm" energy
Story 1
The worst kind of Karen, a ebay flipper Karen, glad she got owned by the police
eh, last story was a mess but it wasn't the dudes fault. It was no one's fault. He and his wife were broken up and is in the process of their divorce when he got Sarah knocked up. You can't really ask someone to get vasectomy if they don't want to. If it was the wife who got knocked up instead of Sarah you wouldn't side with the husband lol
in the first story bro was so lucky he went in for a toy and left with more money LOL
I have a question, do you enjoy making them? Because I like watching them.
For story 2: he's definitely gotta get outta that relationship. She's an absolute jerk.
She had a FELONY!?! AND Asked for tthe cops?!?!? Wow
That first story is what every person who has had to deal with a Karen dreams of
2:17 just hte best lines ever
I love a feel good story love that she went to jail ha ha.
Wtf are you seriously saying the dude in the last story needs to get it together? More like they need to . If he has 1 kid or 20 what business is it of anyones how many heâs got he take care of them not sure how it means he shouldnât have them because you wouldnât thatâs a narrow minded as a bit of advice . His wife is also the â victim â yet stonewalls his attempts even before the pregnancy to communicate. Whatâs done is done get a DNA test for both of the babies and decide at that point if you can stay together because if sheâs not going to let it go the one child will cause strife and make the child have to bare uncomfortable situations and thatâs not fair .
Yaaay new stories
The channel is almost a year old but it turned out really good
Who doesn't know stores have cameras everywhere in this day and age?
Thatâs crazy
wow that first one seems so terrifying when your 6 ft over a 5 ft woman tattoos and shit and when you come out the office you're holding a gift card and the woman is in chains lmao thats not what they were expecting
on the 2nd story, break up with her, then when she cries, say "it's a prank".
for the last story, the OP and his girlfriend were in a serious relationship, and he got her pregnant while the divorce was happening, so he did not cheat, and it's not really up to us to decide how many children he wants, it is not irresponsible to have more than 5 or 6 children, maybe to some people but not to others and so you cant go around calling the OP irresponsible or whatever
First Story: This is why I see scalpers as below even the scum of the earth
Story 5: to be fair he had gotten her pregnant before they got back together and so he never knew they would leave Sarah and he would come back to her.
When i stay in some conflit i always pull my phone to Record. Some time a person acuse me of assault, but i have a recording to prove my innocence
I just love the audio her it's so good
Dayum !!!! CRAZY!!!
So true
Nice
6:25 and the fact that she already had an outstanding warrant for something?
also this makes me think that she was probably also a scammer on the things she was reselling
âShe was a successful âfemale womanââđ
18:55 Nowadays saying woman isn't enough, you have to specify them to be female......lol
The OP & his wife should've tried couples therapy before they decided to take a break. They're both to blame for this. His wife can't be too upset because what if she had gotten pregnant by her on break boyfriend. They need to get to counseling A.S.A.P.
Who does she think she is trying to guilt trip the O.P.
On the last story, I feel video narrator is a pretty harsh on the guy if we are to take the story at face value. I agree that OP almost certainly engaged in a risky behavior that resulted in the consequences that he is facing. But it's hard to say to what degree of recklessness because we don't know if they used contraception that failed or what. And he didn't get her pregnant when he was getting back with his wife like video guy says. The other woman was already 8 1/2 months pregnant when she told OP. Then video guy says OP just needs to step up and deal with the consequences, but that's exactly what he's doing it sounds like. He immediately said that he would be a part of the kids life. Maybe he would be the jerk for asking for a divorce to hook up with someone else for a while and then changing his mind, but the wife was also involved with another partner during there separation so it seems like they are fairly equal there.
3 story: the victims becoming the abuser. It happens very often. She's emotionally abusive towards you because she has issues. Your mental health isn't your fault but it's "your", not anyone else's, responsibility.
Karens arent stupid their bat insane
story #1... I don't think I'd be fighting people over children's toys if I had active warrants...
It's midnight and I can't sleep and this I what I see
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It's funny I have anger issues and I don't act like this
Story 2: Get rid of her. Quick. Before your mental health is destroyed and you lose your trust in people. Get out NOW. Save your sanity and trust in people.
Jeez this man should be a flippin therapistđ amazing video again as always.
"Successful Female Women"
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sounds like that movie jingle all the way
How am I not subscribed to you yet.
Story 2: âMy girlfriend keeps telling me sheâs going to cheat on me, what should I do?â You break up with her. Sheâs a bad person. Even if it was a joke, which I doubt, thatâs not a good joke
The first story I loved Instant Karma. The Second Story Opie get out while you can get yourself a new girlfriend something this girl is probably already cheated on you. And now she's just making excuses and trying to trouble your pain over her guilt
The fact that the last story said "female woman" cracked me up thinking if this guy made up the whole female woman, pregnancy etc.. to desperately try and cover up a gay fling
The guy with the crazy girlfriend needs to just leave her ass
story 3 thats why im alone
Hello people
That third one is so obnoxiousâŠ. Leave her
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Holy shit. 7 kids?!?!
1:25 This is going to be like Jingle All The away isnât itâŠ?
Story 3: "What should I do?" Dump her
One time, I was at the store with my mom when I was a very little kid and I was in the toy department with her in the Transformers section and I found and grabbed one of the really rare ones, and this family came up to me and my mom and said âTHAT TOY IS OURS!!! GIVE IT TO OUR KIDS, OR WE WILL KILL YOUR SON!â Obviously, I couldnât read yet, so I couldnât call security. I came up to their kids and took the toy that they grabbed out of my hands. Security, however, did not come and the cops werenât called. Eventually, we bought the toy and the next week, I brought it to pre-school and my former best friend stole it the next Wednesday. Am I the jerk?
If Am I The Jerk got a dollar for every Karen story he had to read he would be wealthy
Not me wanting to know how the kids birthday went đ
I just got a flashback on the time I went to a swimming pool with my cousin and her friend, nobody else was at the pool so it was just me, my cousin, and her friend, when I was in the pool I couldn't go to the deep end which was only 4ft, and when this happened I didn't know how to swim at the time, and because of that I accidently went to the deep end and almost drowned, but I managed to get back to the safer side, and when I looked at my cousin she didn't even care that I almost died, instead my cousin and her friend just looked at me then proceeded to talk to each other like I wasn't important even though i'm her responsibility and she was supposed to watch over me, and when this happened I was probably 8 or 9 at the time and now i'm 12, my cousin is now 20 and she still hasn't changed, in summer time I came over to my aunt's house to watch my cousin's dog, I have three Cousins, the first one is the oldest, he's more responsible and caring than the other two, my second cousin is the middle child, she was the one that saw me drowning and didn't care and my third cousin is older than me but is the youngest, she likes to call her herself a christian but she's an extremely toxic person, the dog I was taking care of was my eldest cousin's dog and he was paying me 60 dollars each week, I was doing a good job, it just felt difficult because of how toxic my other cousins were, every time I looked up they would always complained about the dog or say toxic things towards me and it made me feel less comfortable, sometimes when we got into arguments my cousins they would call me names or mock me. I was saving up money and my cousin saw how much money I was making, so she decided to manipulate me into buying stuff for her, if I said no to her I would've saved up to 600 dollars or more, and the thing that makes it terrible is that she's 20 and i'm 12 and she used a 12 year old to buy stuff for her, but i'm not gonna cry over because that showed that my 2 cousins doesn't love me or care about me unless I have a bunch of money.
6:37 fine, then how about I joke about kicking you out then
"A sucessful female woman" ahh yes
story #3 is literally just squizzy
it's just squizzy
this is just the squizzy story
2:33 SIREN HEAD wait is does anyone remember siren head?
At the beginning I thought that the friends mom was genna be the Karen but I guess not
Story 5: your an idiot for falling into a relationship that quickly after getting divorced, and chances are your still going to get divorced now instead of that happy ending you were dreaming of.
We all know these videos of Karens getting what they deserved, getting arrested, etcâŠ
But.
*What about Karens that got away with it?*
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I'm sorry, but when I heard the result of the first story I CHEERED! I was literally fist pumping the air! I LOVE KARMA, the reason being is I never got my karma so I am so happy when other people get theirs.