Karen tells the Police that I STOLE HER Playstation 5... that I just Bought - Reddit Podcast
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0:00 An Entitled Karen calls the cops on me for buying the last PS5, only to get arrested herself for making a false police report. (u/whipssolo)
6:19 An Entitled Karen mistakes me for a department manager at the store I work at, and gets angry at me when I donât know the ins and outs of the hiring process. (u/Scarlet-absol13)
9:18 Today I messed up by telling my best friend that I love him, and I donât know what to do. (u/Crazy-Dog-Society)
12:40 An Entitled Karen gets angry when I tell her that she cannot trespass on my cousinâs property. (u/_satantha_)
18:20 My girlfriend is giving me an ultimatum to be devoted to her religion, or else she is going to break off our relationship. (u/throwawayaway0305)
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Karens make me lose faith in humanity
Same Conner and I love watching to your video
Connor! Hope everything is going good after your most recent video, and if it isnât, I hope it gets better
ikr? their entitlement is why people are forced to mind their own business sometimes.
Same
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Every time one of these stories come up, I'm always wondered, "Why not just pull out the receipt?" My wife has a great habit of always taking the receipt and putting it in her wallet. She never just lets the cashier put it in the bag. What did the woman think? He wouldn't have receipt? There wouldn't be cameras in the store showing him buying it? The clerk (a potential witness) would forget her? If they actually believed her, that the police wouldn't take the PS5 as evidence? There might even have been traffic cameras showing what happened.
It's 2022, how did she expect to get away with that?
the receipt is more then enough to prove that the op had rightfully bought it, and that Karen was making so many excuses just to keep herself out of trouble when getting that ps5
She obviously isn't the one who made the money to pay for that BMW...
@@hemms She might have been, - She just went temporarily insane when she could not pay double the price to get one, and possibly really needed one because she was late for something important or had let down her kid in some way because of work.
You expect a Karen to use the brain?
@@AugustoEL No
Ps5s are extremely rare to find, like a shiny pokemon. Good Job!
Yes Sony is has played all those people for fools. They do this every year. It creates hype and allows them to raise their prices. It also causes people to panic buy when they see one on the shelf. Itâs a very clever marketing strategy.
@@rjgaynor8 thatâs true,but I also have a ps5 because I am a very impatient man
i dont really know rarity of ps5s but if there a 1/4096 cause thats the shiny rate and i play to much pokemon but its nice to know someone who knows shiny pokemom
Apparently they are common in Europe...does nothing for anyone in America however as they remain sold out and snatched up by bots.
It's not hard if you are really rich
8:16 The ONE TIME a Karen would be better off speaking to a manager, and she doesn't even feel like it!
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This flawlessly validates the anxiety I felt walking my PS5 to my car without a bag. They didn't have one big enough.
I want a security escort to my car if I somehow buy one.
@johnattaway7754this is 8 months later, i know but
Amen.
The friend one is literally that he tried and you rejected him and now you want him but he feels like you are just treating him like your last choice and it is beyond him to try and bring those feelings back. Men don't like being friendzoned to be used later.
Tip number 1 NEVER be a Karen for PS5 or you be sent to jail.
Same with Xbox, a Karen got sent to jail for trying to steal an xbox from an elderly woman.
For the he walked her home story ; it could easily be that she's lying to the op to destroy the relationship by throwing doubt onto the bf's actions and she could even be threatening him now that she knows the op will believe her .
Last story - when she gives the ultimatum, take her up on it. Tell her she can stay where she is and doesn't need to come back.
Story 1 charges for Karen. 1 attempted theft 2 public endangerment while driving 3 disturbing the peace 4 misusing 911 and 5 possible sue. oh and harassment.
Right they let these Karenâs off far too easy , if they started throwing the book at them Karen incidents would drop
If it was florida she would have 6 her sixth one is being a florida woman
20:30 You're right about FORCING the OP to join her religion is against at least Christianity. It believes/teaches that you have free will, and forcing someone to do something is I guess taking their free will away.
For the first one, I heard that my work is planning on selling PS5s for Black Friday, and I am honestly extremely nervous about it because of stories like this. Donât know what it is about those things, but people go ballistic over it, sometimes literally.
(I am not disclosing the location for personal and professional sake)
Disclose it now
Yeah, the store I work in is near a GameStop and the day the new consoles were released the mall was pretty chaotic, even though people should have realized that they were unlikely to get their hands on one unless they'd managed to get one of the few pre-orders. It took me a year to get mine and I only got it because I follow a streamer who does videos on surprise drops and I was lucky enough to get an order in on time. Take care of yourself and if you don't feel comfortable working on the day they're supposed to hit your store's shelves, maybe you can request that day off? The first day has always been the craziest in my time working retail. Used to work at a Toysrus, so I've had plenty of experience with crazy Karens.
@@arakan2996 1: The odds that youâre close to my store opposed to another store that might have it as well is slim to none.
2: This is an example of what Iâm avoiding. Itâs gonna be crazy enough without people from halfway across the country driving to my location on top of the many people in my area who would rather throw a riot than not get a PS5.
I can't begin to think about a Black Friday stampede caused by some ps5 availability. Nightmare.
@@jaspermyth Give the stores location now, I deserve it
Story 1: No, Karen, if you want the PS5, you have to get one the hard way like everyone else. None of this wussy browbeating someone in hopes they'll give it up just to make you shut up and go away.
If that was florida the police would arrest the karen and behead her as she is in florida man mode which is a crime
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Also you didn't even watch the video lol
Yea I did what make you think I didnt
yeah, how would u know?
Thanks bro
@@crazy922blade because he commented when the video was only 8 minutes old
thank god the op had the receipt on hand in that situation, otherwise this would've ended differently for the op, probably in jail knowing that karen had fooled him and the officer, so yeah when buying something that is high price, always keep the receipt at hand when returning home.
Stores have cameras and banks have records , even without a receipt she wouldnât have got it , even if he stole it she wouldnât get it until after the case was closed as it would be evidence
@@justinmudford4629 indeed and some karens will always try anything to get what they want without paying for it, so yeah a smart person might say that this one was waiting at the right moment to get the ps5 for cheap, which makes her a bit of a cheapskate if you ask me.
1st not a jerk
2nd not a jerk
Always sucks when you see someone given the join my cult or we break up option. Trust do your research, some cults are worth it for the guy.
Story 3,
Iâm a happily married man. My best friend other than my wife is another female, who is divorced.
Every time we talk or get together we Always tell each other that we love them.
Itâs not a big deal to us at all.
In fact she calls me Bro and I call her Sis.
For her birthday or any other special occasion, I send her flowers. Well actually my wife and I look at the flowers that we send to her and her son.
OP: Sorry, No trespassing.
Entitled Mother: ugh it only my daughter and I! There's only two of us. Not *TRES...*
the 3rd story of OP confessing while drunk sounded like some scene from a Manga or Anime.
They got together
â@@Leosloth2011 Nice
Her: I have an ultimatum for you. Me or (Blank). No compromise.
Me: And I have news for you. Mind if I get it out of the way before I pick?
Her: I suppose.
Me: Youâre single now. Bye.
That Karen won't give up
If your significant other demands you join their religion, they love their religion more than they love you.
The voice when they said âIâm going to get the ps5â
Hello! You the Best đ
Story 1: Now entitled Karens fear you.
This channel is absolutely awesome đ
I just came across this story on Reddit yesterday. The First one though about the ps5
I totally forgot how rare ps5 were and how crazy people were about it when it came out
This person in the thumbnail looks like my science teacher xd
Never let them know yo next move
Tell the police to ask the worker that you talked about buying the ps5
I think the friend one just ended up with the guy not knowing what it going on. He had those feelings before but theyâve likely cooled off and heâs content with just being friends. Also has to take into account that he wouldnât really know if op was being honest or just totally wasted and he doesnât want to risk the friendship
Great video!
Reading all this story about karen....
I just can't believe it I never meet 1 in my life till now....
Nice good job honestly how did you find that
Story # 1 :
This is why CONGRESS should make 2 new laws:
THE KAREN ACT & AMY COOPER ACT.
Honestly the one with the best friend, I think he's just done feeling rejected and going through all the love drama. This boy liked you and got rejected, had to bury his feelings and now you wanna say things like that? Nah, sounds like you don't know what you want and he's tired of the emotional pain
There was actually an update to the story, the Narrator just didnât include it for some reason.
Basically, he took a few days to process things, and they ended up together since he still had feelings for OP.
@@diagonalscroll5 that is amazing
Ps5s in the wild are rarer than a shiny Pokémon. They are are rare as a functional flintlock. For those who don't know a flintlock is a gun that was used a lot when the pirates where around
Story#2 the cousin needs to install a locking gate
You can't tell guy that you love him you need to go slowly we get scared easily
Also story 6 makes me think that her church is more of a cult.
I like how sometimes AITJ uses a Cleveland Brown impression to voice actđ
Rules for buying a PS5
1. Don't go alone
2. If the store has the capability of printed and emailed receipts use it
3. If you have a banking app on your phone, use it and/or the physical receipt
4. If legal, go armed. Karens, like any other predator will go for weak prey. If they think or know potential prey can or will appreciably defend themselves or the risk outweighs the reward, they'll move on to easier prey. Karens are entitled but they also have an excellent sense of survival. If they see two or more with a PS5 and armed, they won't dare try you. They don't want to get hurt or want to die. Karen Repellent does exist. It's called "a gun"
If she tries you anyway, SHOOT HER AND SHOOT TO KILL. WITH KARENS ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES OR IF NECESSARY, SHOOT TO KILL
I would say, âI am glad I got an Xboxâ but then I heard a story about a Karen trying to steal that console from an elderly lady, by the end of it Karen got sent to jail.
Even Nintendo Switch users arenât safe from Karens. A Karenâs hellspawn tried to steal a Nintendo Switch from op at the gym and the Karen threatened to call the cops on op when he got his Switch back. OP had parental lock on the Switch which provided the evidence that Karenâs son was a thief. OP got his Switch back and Karen got banned from the gym and charged for theft.
The moral of the story, buy your own consoles and donât steal Karen.
Why is the ps5 an automatic Karen magnet
the lady in the thumbnail looks like my old primary school math teacher
Recently for Christmas i got a PS5 and i canât believe someone would do this / Story 1
Cant imagine things like this happen. Wtf
đđđđđđđ if you want it come and get it come and take it out of my hand and dare you hear ringing me easy for you to take it from me. Oh sorry, did I move it? how fast can you run? Have you seen the TV show the Simpsons? well, eat my shorts. đ
I wouldâve sold that PS5. DOUBLE $$. Oh yea.
The start of the video i heard bad call of duty the first thing that came to my mind was vanguard
0:25 as soon as I heard trash cod game i knew it was vanguard lol
I never understood that, like, why is it when you got two people who are such great friends, have a lot in common and all that, dont share a mutual love for one another, why does that end up ruining the friendship? Like, dont you think that if someone thought you were so awesome that they'd want to potentially be with you forever, even if the answer is no, then that would just make the friendship stronger?
Story four: itâs sometimes funny if someone trespassing for two reasons they would be fined or there big dangerous dogs and they get attack
Story 4,
We own 1/4 of a Mtn where we built our custom home. Our Mtn connects with another Mtn which 9 of us own.
The Mtn which 9 of us own is a private Mtn.
Anyone is welcome to hike, take their quads, motorcycles, horses, etc as long as they have permission from one of the owners.
The trail head is less than 100 feet from our front door.
3 summers ago while hiking, almost to the summit came 3 teenagers ripping up our trails with their motorcycles.
I stopped them and asked who gave them permission to be on the Mtn. (The owners nor our guests tear up our trails bc we have a maintain them so everyone is safe and the spring run off is navigated down the Mtn to keep the owners homes safe from water damage).
The Entitled teenagers got in my face and said that they could ride wherever they wanted. I reminded them of the No Trespassing sign at the trail head.
The cocky one said, that it was an old sign and they had the right to ride wherever they wanted.
In a stern voice I told them that this Mtn belonged to me and they were trespassing and they had to leave.
The Cocky one said that not me or God or anyone could make them leave. With that they tore off.
I promptly called the Sheriffs department and started back down the Mtn.
A few minutes before getting to the trail head, they rode past me and flipped me off laughing.
Upon arriving at the trail head, the Sheriff was detaining them.
I pressed charges for trespassing and all their tags on their motorcycles had expired.
Their motorcycles were impounded and they were arrested for trespass.
Their parents were pissed off, but there was nothing they could do bc they didnât know which house was actually mine.
Needless to say those brats never came back and word got out that our Mtn was off limits.
Up until that time we have caught other teenagers with dirt bikes and motorcycles trespassing, but left as soon as they were notified that they were trespassing.
We havenât had any problems since then.
First Story: So the game they got was Call of Duty Vanguard.
Karen's Voice died 2:26
Nice !
Bought my PS5 de back in July. Been having a blast
Well it's not really hard private property means just that private property doesn't exactly take a genius to figure that out
Bro if your that drunk there is no way you could have stopped yourself
In the area where I live you ignore a no trespassing sign you run the risk of being shot but that depends on who the property belongs to. For me I would give them a chance to leave on their own but if they refuse then Iâll fire a warning shot if they still donât leave I will call the cops on them
I was lucky enough to find a PS5 at a GameStop in our Mall. It was my Older Brotherâs Birthday so we went out for breakfast then decided to go around our GameStops because he wanted to buy Splatoon 3. Then my dad wanted to preorder the New Call of Duty so we went to the Mall GameStop and as we are looking around a guy came in to return a PS5 that he bought for his brother as a house warming present but found out his brother had already bought it. So I asked if he was going to return it and offered to buy it off his hands since my Dad has been wanting one for a while. Best Purchase I have made this Year with amazing timing!
Bro the Karen in story one spawned from no where
Story 4 I'm sorry but I will probably use a sign saying "this property is under the make my day law, trespass at your own risk" & story 6 I'm cutting off the relationship as soon as she dropped the ultimatum.
The third story. Yeah....... thats a lot to take in at the moment. It's said that when alcohol is involved. Your true intentions are brought up. Maybe unconsciously OP might want more between the two of them and alcohol just brought that out. So yeah the two of them maybe at a coffee shop or whatever public spot should sit and have a chat about things.
Hey I find the update to the third story and he actually never stopped loving her and now are both together
@@kowaiusagi4217 I'll have to check that out and thanks.
the last story looks like the brother of a friend who was in a similar situation, the guy almost got into because of the girl, but their realize she was toxic all the way and her religion (evangelist) was a little bs. The girl end up ghosting him and he literally break with her. And despite that, she realize the error and mistake she did by try to force him once she began to see how much of an a-hole the people on her religion was. But it was really late.
I recently managed to get ahold of a PS5, and I'm not gonna lie, I was alittle worried about some Karen Esch person seeing me with it as I walked out of the target and trying something. Thankfully it was uneventful.
Wow just wow thatâs just crazy a ps5 seriously đ€ŠđŒââïžthatâs stupid
You re-realesed this bro.
That's not always true just because the parents are mean and entitled doesn't necessarily mean the children are as well that only happens maybe about 10 to 12% of the time
As a Christian myself I can understand both sides of the last story but I ultimately have to side with the boyfriend. The girl was too young and immature to understand that just because she had found faith doesn't mean that her 'chosen partner' can or is ready to.
My two cents is the boyfriend needs to break it off with the girl and if he still has feelings for her in 3-5 years then try to casually contact her, but don't get his hopes up, cause she does sound very controlling.
How does he not know the starting wage? I know most the starting wages where I work
I know that I should be paying attention to the story but are those dogs on skateboards during the first story (phrasing it this way in case it switches half way through)?
ArEnâT YOu GOinG tO aRrEst HiM fOR bEInG DRUNk
As a Christian myself, I donât believe the last one is toxic per se. As Christians, we are warned in the Bible not to be unequally yoked with unbelievers. This is because of both religious and practical reasons and differences in beliefs. (Eg, what if they had kids and she wanted to raise them in church and he didnât.). From her perspective, if sheâs a new Christian and still learning what that means, she may have just realized that she may be âunequally yolked,â and try to reconcile both her new faith and her relationship. However, you canât force someone to become a Christian, thatâs not how it works. She can do her best to help influence him, but ultimately she canât change his heart or what he believes, and she should consider whether she wants to continue a serious relationship with someone who has very different beliefs and values. Thatâs could definitely cause some serious conflict in the future.
Sounds like a dharr man episode
I know the person in the thumbnail and she's not a karan she's a 4th grade teacher and she's quite nice actually.
The Karen should of said she bought it on the app
16:49 guys why is it normal for a woman to go on tinder while in a relationship but when a man does the he is accused of cheating?
This Karen is got about 3 years to figure out whether it was really worth it to get a PlayStation 5 I have been alive for 62 years and I have never been to prison except for a field trip I had when I was maybe 10
dude it isnt rude to ask someone to change their religion im a christian she isnt immature she just wants him to go to heaven with her
enjoy your ps5, dude!!!
I bet like the karen was like I Want that the ps5 give me it or I will call the popo
If this was an animation the Karen wood look hallarios
Ultimatum to join church. Sounds like LDS. Run. If you also were raised in the same church and have already left, you know that decision had to be made by you alone. If you know nothing about her church do some research. Go listen to Mormon Stories. Doesn't matter if that is her church or not. The stories are usually being told by people who have left and the pain they went through. Not worth the angst, if you ask me.
I hope this ps5 karen gets fined big time....
Nah tbh I wouldâve sold that shit so fast. But Iâm not handing over that PS5 until I see the money
1st story
If the police didnât show up I would have driven straight to the police station while the Karen was tailing me. The look on her face when she would have turned the last corner and seen the police waiting for her.
Can relate to the last story, i am atheist and dated this girl in college she definitely was not atheist i had no problem with her religion didnt bother me, however she went home for a weekend and when she came back she broke up with me because, im not religious. And its her momâs decision, needless to say i was mad, and she knew it i didnt do anything cause i was trying to stay good cause of me getting out of jail earlier in the year well she went to a friend i thought i had and got him and a few others i considered a friend to write false reports about me and they got me kicked out of college she than tried to get a restraining order i told the judge i dont plan on coming back to the school or to the area often if at all so she wants it let her but this is bulls hit
Kratos (young version) know how to deal with Karens so please play god of war 3
Last story: Mhh. Toxic? Maaaybe. But as a catholic I can also see her perspective in this. If you truly believed that those who don't believe in God go to hell to be tortured and burned for all eternity, wouldn't you then be a supreme asshole if you didn't try to get your friends and family to believe?
No the last one is not necessarily toxic
I would have asked them for a better idea to attempt to avoid this, bt if they find an Xbox I will give them the ps5 in exchange, and not a used Xbox, a normal Xbox 360
Does this guy have spotify podcast
Story 1: I would be FUMING if someone tried to steal my Switch. Also letting children play on it is out of the question bc my Switch has two PEGI-18 rated games on it (The House of The Dead: Remake and South Park: The Fractured but Whole if you lot were curious). On a side note, I may be VERY MUCH a Nintendo person (Switch, 3DS XL, DS) but i rlly want a PS2 so i can play Altered Beast (reboot) and Vampire Night. If you're curious about what format my adult Switch games are, HoD: Remake is in physical retail (game card) form and SPFBW is in digital download (purchased from eShop) form.
Story 5 as a Christian myself I can say that woman is not in the right at all
I'm a Catholic and if I wanna marry someone that's not in my religion then they have to agree to the rules in my religion
Sounds like the girlfriend met someone on the mission trip and is giving the boyfriend a chance to convert or she will choose the Christian guy
Bruh I want to meet a karen
My first bf had a very close close friend and i pay attention to stuff when we started dating and he was doing it with her and she then told me he was cheating on me and he did this alot so i broke up with him after eight months