Nikocado Avocado Is Pretending To Be Poor

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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2021
  • So in todays video we will be taking a look at Nikocado Avocado.
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Komentáře • 97

  • @CallumMarkie
    @CallumMarkie  Před 3 lety +101

    i missed u nikocado please never leave again

    • @TheShockedKitten
      @TheShockedKitten Před 3 lety

      What hotel is he staying at?

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Před 3 lety +4

      I'd be happier if I never heard about him again

    • @oosagimami6866
      @oosagimami6866 Před 3 lety +1

      I can't stand him anymore. Whatever is going on i just hope he gets better or that he's happy at least. 🤷🌺💖🌺

    • @FrejaBlight
      @FrejaBlight Před 3 lety +2

      Said no one...
      Ever..

  • @renee1961
    @renee1961 Před 3 lety +134

    Being broke has it's advantages. He'll never be my neighbor!

    • @VampiPink
      @VampiPink Před 3 lety +2

      Gotta live in same country as him too

  • @rapa2894
    @rapa2894 Před 3 lety +65

    Fun story.. I actually used to watch Nik when he was a vegan CZcamsr. I really can't believe this is the same person. Like wtf 😒

    • @sandrigomez2828
      @sandrigomez2828 Před 3 lety +1

      same!!

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro Před 3 lety +2

      I'd watch if he dropped the act, became vegan again and worked on his health. I think that would be ivery interesting. Idk of any vegetarian/vegan Mukbang channels.

  • @elisabethw.9465
    @elisabethw.9465 Před 3 lety +26

    Okay but this isn't a buyable home. This is like a rented AirB&B or hotel kinda space here in Vegas. This isn't real.

  • @faithruntz2969
    @faithruntz2969 Před 3 lety +33

    He was loosely singing a tune I remember from elementary school that goes, “when you’re sittin’ in the Chevy and you’re feelin’ something heavy-diarrhea (squirt squirt)”

    • @asmruok1907
      @asmruok1907 Před 3 lety +6

      When you're going up the ladder and you hear something splatter, diarrhea! When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool, diarrhea! Lmao my sister and I always sang that as kids

  • @Leesliie
    @Leesliie Před 3 lety +71

    Newsflash! It’s not his house! I know exactly where he is in Vegas and it’s not something you buy and live in full time

    • @malice4777
      @malice4777 Před 3 lety +9

      I was gonna say that looks like a hotel in Vegas, just from the view.

    • @mariemicha5127
      @mariemicha5127 Před 3 lety

      Is he still in Vegas or back in Florida

  • @valeriew1159
    @valeriew1159 Před 3 lety +47

    Nope not his. Its an Airbnb&B that list for $1700 . Its very easy to find. Its lusted by Jeff(?)

  • @chickennugglet5908
    @chickennugglet5908 Před 3 lety +19

    Any video that isn't about Gabby is a plus in my book

  • @breannamichellelaw
    @breannamichellelaw Před 3 lety +18

    Always a good day when there is a new Markie video. ❤️

  • @pammyers1982
    @pammyers1982 Před 3 lety +8

    I’ll never get those two minutes back. My eyes. My eyes.

  • @iball4lyfe774
    @iball4lyfe774 Před 3 lety +7

    Main reason why I can’t watch his videos. I feel like I get dumber

    • @VampiPink
      @VampiPink Před 3 lety

      I literally just watch him eat then leave 😂

  • @DiamondSlut
    @DiamondSlut Před 3 lety +12

    The little waddle! 😂😂 You’re cracking me up as always Callum! But that one really made me giggle lol 🙊🤘🏻🔥

  • @robynbrake2107
    @robynbrake2107 Před 3 lety +2

    I wish your videos were longer because they’re so comforting🥲 but aye I watch all the adds through for you😌✊🏻💕

  • @raaaachie
    @raaaachie Před 3 lety +8

    I’m just so glad I’ve never actually watched one of his videos 😂 just watching the clips in this video I’m like... oh my god. I can’t handle it.
    Also I hope that if I ever had a gross amount of money it’s from selling my art not pooping on camera 😂😂

  • @Dropju
    @Dropju Před 3 lety +5

    I am watching my fav dutch program on tv but just wanted to comment that I am happy when you post and excited to watch it soon🤍🤍

  • @whywhy6055
    @whywhy6055 Před 3 lety +2

    That was not a living room, that’s a open plan kitchen

  • @skeletonfreak861
    @skeletonfreak861 Před 3 lety +7

    I would just settle for the garden being usable in this place and a special needs den for my son at end of it. Cost a few grand to do and no way can i afford that. The only charity that can do gardens exclusively are unsurprisingly always full (pre pandemic). I'd never need something like he has. If ever had the money as long as parents were sorted all I'd want is playroom for my girl and sensory room for my son and a nice garden.

  • @luluc2204
    @luluc2204 Před 3 lety +2

    Nothing he says is true. He calls this "being an actor". If he's an actor, my little cousin deserves an Emmy.

  • @jamie-leekenters5285
    @jamie-leekenters5285 Před 3 lety +3

    Saw on ur insta u were in Amsterdam. Wellp- HI FROM HOLLAND 🇳🇱❤

  • @katedenison8593
    @katedenison8593 Před 3 lety +4

    i couldn’t find anything to watch on youtube and then got a notification for this while watching your other videos 😅 needless to say it’s a good day

  • @rachelelias1783
    @rachelelias1783 Před 3 lety +3

    Day is always better when I see a Markie video in my sub box

  • @arbitraryname7273
    @arbitraryname7273 Před 3 lety +1

    I tried to watch this for you, Markie. But everytime Nikocado is on screen, I feel my brain cells die. I'm so sorry. LOL

  • @DeadFam2
    @DeadFam2 Před 3 lety +7

    I dislike the avocado man but I respect him for getting where he is

  • @singleblackfemalez
    @singleblackfemalez Před 3 lety +2

    Omg I missed u markie I feel like I’ve been slacking on watching your videos

  • @gracefrevert2374
    @gracefrevert2374 Před 3 lety +1

    i’m not sure if i missed the video with info on it but where’s dan and cancelled corner??

  • @cadee3635
    @cadee3635 Před 3 lety +6

    He grosses me outtttttt

  • @kaileem3048
    @kaileem3048 Před 3 lety

    nikocado’s runs are the best things about your reactions to his videos. i’m so close to go and actually watch his channel

  • @melodyariel7896
    @melodyariel7896 Před 3 lety +1

    I don't watch Nickacado, but I'm pretty sure he's an entertainer and everything he does is for entertainment purposes only. He reminds me of those teen shows on Nickelodeon, like iCarly and such.

  • @renee1961
    @renee1961 Před 3 lety +9

    Hi, Marlie!!🌞🌞🌞

  • @stephaniesanderson9638
    @stephaniesanderson9638 Před 3 lety +6

    Ive decided, after months of watching you, that I’m in love with your dimples

  • @vendellawoodall1938
    @vendellawoodall1938 Před 3 lety +3

    That’s not an original song about him having diarrhea it’s literally from the movie Parenthood with Steve Martin 🥴

  • @SandiByrd
    @SandiByrd Před 3 lety +2

    I don't understand how he is still online. How do people watch him and actually enjoy it? I don't get it??? Did I miss the memo?!

  • @EmpressChavonynne
    @EmpressChavonynne Před 3 lety

    if the building owner folds....what happens to the people who bought...BOUGHT..their apartments?

  • @dawnyoung2161
    @dawnyoung2161 Před 3 lety +2

    He is a good troll.

  • @adalizrodriguez7035
    @adalizrodriguez7035 Před 3 lety +1

    Lmao!!! 😂 that’s A penthouse in Vegas

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety

    bart baker: ''you need salad!!! ''

  • @laiciemortensen1599
    @laiciemortensen1599 Před 3 lety

    I would 1000% shit myself on camera if it meant I could buy a 2.3 million dollar penthouse.

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels Před 3 lety

    .. it goes.. 🎵 when you're slidin into 1st & u feelin somethin burst - when you're slidin into 2nd & you're feelin kinda hectic - when you're slidin into 3rd & u feel a juicy turd - when you're slidin into home & your pants are full of foam... ☝😐 .. THOSE are the words, to the diarrhea song, that Nikocado is TRYING to sing.. ⚾

  • @natashadore1183
    @natashadore1183 Před 3 lety

    I need an "I Love you Nikacado" song now

  • @dronexfun8469
    @dronexfun8469 Před 3 lety

    Nikicado's channel is an exercise in not exercising.

  • @Liekmudkipz
    @Liekmudkipz Před 3 lety +2

    I think it’s interesting how we (I’m guilty too) assume people that are outrageous like him aren’t as intellectual as other people (the Gandhi part I’m referring to) but if you watch some of nickacados videos when he was more calm before he gained weight then he was very intelligent and knows a lot about certain topics. Just a reminder to me not to judge peoples intellect based on how they choose to exhibit themselves

    • @VampiPink
      @VampiPink Před 3 lety

      Poor guy just went down hill for the views 😂😂

    • @Liekmudkipz
      @Liekmudkipz Před 3 lety +1

      @@VampiPink true dat

  • @renee1961
    @renee1961 Před 3 lety +3

    He gives me the creeps!

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety

    ''omg,goonna have diarheaa''LOL. what the hell???

  • @gothictdk3792
    @gothictdk3792 Před 3 lety

    🥑Why is he calling “corporate”? LOL 📞😝

  • @approx4ft
    @approx4ft Před 3 lety +2

    He did this first like a year ago
    It was dumb then, it's dumb now

  • @renee1961
    @renee1961 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm happy he's Not my neighbor!!

  • @razz4taz
    @razz4taz Před 3 lety

    He's living in LA LA land. He's says he bought this place okay then where are any of his belongings? He doesn't have any money. He's eating it & throwing it away.

  • @anxietycalming1231
    @anxietycalming1231 Před 3 lety +1

    You commented "i love noodles"

  • @katelamb4073
    @katelamb4073 Před 3 lety

    This looks like a suite in Las Vegas. 🤔🤔💯

  • @kyleehicks9642
    @kyleehicks9642 Před 3 lety +1

    Damn. Earliest I've been to any video

  • @dianemcmanus5008
    @dianemcmanus5008 Před 3 lety

    Where am I going wrong in life 😂

  • @pxrxsitic
    @pxrxsitic Před 3 lety

    where's markie from in the uk? his accent is cool

  • @user-sz6mz3lq5m
    @user-sz6mz3lq5m Před 3 lety +2

    I’m probably not the first to say this, but I’ve literally stayed in a hotel that looked identical to this mans “new house” hmm funny how that works😂😂😂 but go off queen😂 and it’s definitely not 2. Whatever million dollars😂 maybe a couple grand a night but definitely not a million or more.

  • @DarkHowlerz
    @DarkHowlerz Před 3 lety

    He's totally trolling or he's living a minimalistic life.

  • @JaMiNaLiCiOuS07
    @JaMiNaLiCiOuS07 Před 3 lety +1

    Not even gonna front I had to click out halfway through........listening to him speak makes me feel like I am rapidly losing brain cells. His articulation is that of a tampon floating in the sewer after being accidentally flushed.

  • @J3scape
    @J3scape Před 2 měsíci

    People are going to be shity and judgmental no matter what you do in life. Might as well make money off of it.

  • @SkyHighGuys
    @SkyHighGuys Před 3 lety

    What will he try next

  • @shuttergirl63
    @shuttergirl63 Před 3 lety

    You know thats a suite in Vegas on the strip, not a condo ...I love Nik

  • @fannytan3429
    @fannytan3429 Před 3 lety

    Finally
    We’ve been getting too many Trisha videos
    About time we get a bit of Nik... lol😂😂😂😅

  • @jenn1202
    @jenn1202 Před 3 lety

    I was just in Vegas and I guarantee if your that close to the strip then you're most likely in a hotel xD

  • @chlow2944
    @chlow2944 Před 3 lety +1

    nikocado fanclub time??

  • @stefaniea222
    @stefaniea222 Před 3 lety

    i confirm he's very very very well off lol

  • @Jay_one
    @Jay_one Před 3 lety

    Nicacadoodoo

  • @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535
    @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535 Před 3 lety +1

    I could say anything

  • @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535
    @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535 Před 3 lety

    I COOKA DA PIZZA

  • @beautifuldisaster8805
    @beautifuldisaster8805 Před 3 lety +1

    ✌️-N-❤️ Callum!!!!

  • @renee1961
    @renee1961 Před 3 lety

    Sorry, Markie! Was typing fast! Yes, I'm embarrassed!

  • @beckscald3855
    @beckscald3855 Před 3 lety

    He's an odd odd man.

  • @rosamorrison1
    @rosamorrison1 Před 3 lety

    Imagine living in the apartment beneath him!! Omg I'd go insane 🤪🤪

  • @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535
    @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535 Před 3 lety

    Early 😫 ALSO WENIS

  • @SceleToon_and_Games
    @SceleToon_and_Games Před 3 lety

    honestly tho i fucking live for nik runing around screaming random phrases it's peak comedy. it offends no one, the only offensive thing about it is who is doing it.

  • @johnnynotty
    @johnnynotty Před 3 lety

    He thinks he’s hilarious. He’s not...he’s just overweight and overbearing

  • @WhatIsAge
    @WhatIsAge Před 3 lety

    Anything that comes out of Nick's mouth is garbage. Garbage IN, garbage OUT! He just rented that penthouse for a day and filmed a crap load of Mukbangs in a 24 hour window. 🤣

  • @gilbej91
    @gilbej91 Před 3 lety +1

    Sad to see the dude who I watched be interviewed by James Marriott and actually appeared like a chill dude do this for his videos.

  • @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535
    @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535 Před 3 lety

    WENIS

  • @aliciabelen4310
    @aliciabelen4310 Před 3 lety

    Hi

  • @zoefreebird7558
    @zoefreebird7558 Před 3 lety

    Id honestly marry you and treat you lovingly forever.

  • @poppychild249
    @poppychild249 Před 3 lety

    How am I so early😂

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong Před 3 lety

    He's just too much -_-

  • @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535
    @djdjfjfjfnfjfifkf7535 Před 3 lety +2

    God I'm so early

  • @baileighb
    @baileighb Před 3 lety

    I’m only 2 mins I’m and like do people actually enjoy his videos?? I only know of him through yours and like WTF.. it’s so fake I don’t understand. He’s so obviously playing a character and not a good one? Someone please explain 🤷‍♀️