Making the worst coffee into a profit machine in Espresso Tycoon
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Espresso Tycoon is a coffee shop simulator. Create your brand, decorate the coffee shop, manage your employees, and take care of your customers. Use the 3D coffee editor to create coffee recipes, order supplies, and collect rating points. Build the whole coffee business and complete all the missions!
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Making the worst coffee into a profit machine in Espresso Tycoon
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kevin actually putting in the effort to make the cafe look nice was shocking news to the entirety of the cult- i mean club.... the pickens mouse club house..
I was also shocked to see him decorate the cafe like an actual cafe
It's the Pickens mouse club café now
I like boys
This is the best cul- I mean social group ever.
Nice pfp
''Yes someone's drinking my mayo!'' is one of the out of context kevin quotes of all time
Omg 😂🖤
Lmao 🤭
Seeing Kevin and Josh from Let’s Game it Out approach things in their unique styles, ending with equal but different chaos is pretty fulfilling.
Not even going to lie I thought from the thumbnail it was Josh XD still I'm excited to see what chaos Kevin gets up to
@@cassiejohnson9410💯 my thoughts when i saw it on my feed 😂🤣😂
RT also made a horrific coffee shop not too long ago
They honestly should collab
@@___________________________-.- the two horsemen of the gamepocalypse
As someone who works in a cafe, customers will absolutely sit down at tables that are still being cleaned / clearly aren’t ready. They will also leave the most absurd messes and objects. I am also now convinced that my manager is related to Kevin somehow (we don’t get lunch breaks, the pay is awful, always forgets to order in the right stuff, people keep quitting and they’re acting confused about it)
No lunch breaks sounds illegal wtf
@@catoverlords9560well it definitely should be
As someone working in a restaurant, I can confirm. Even if there are 15 other clean tables, some guests actually choose the only messy one. (Also, sorry to hear that; your manager sounds absolutely awful)
I look back at my work in a coffee/waffle house fondly as it was kinda like an extension of my teenage days, no responsibilities, living with 7 random people all smoking weed all day and working with people similar age to mine shooting the shit... until I found an office job as a quasi translator and got a career in sales from that, and tried to bring people from said shop with me. Tried convincing like 10 people, not a single CV received... 5 years later I'm doing like 10% of the work I did there sitting on my ass all day making £60k a year compared to around £12k I did there... and the same people whom I worked with at that same shop still work there, still barely make minimum wage, still don't get enough hours, now got kids and real bills to pay or parents that need help but they're stuck and refuse to move forward with their lives because they think they aren't good enough to do anything else despite the fact that I was like the dumbest motherfucking junkie out of the entire shop... extremely depressing
Once a 3 year old picked out the only dirty table out of like 10. The fact that some grown adults act like toddlers is crazy
I’ll never get tired of Kevin’s commentary 😂
Same
Kevin is a nature talent
Really? He wasn't very funny or original. Kinda boring
Fr
@@steelplasma256Kevins Ability to play any game and make fun commentary out of it is a gift💀it could be a game about a person staring at a rock and Kevin would still make it entertaining
Kevin did the same as RT with buying hundreds of napkins but then being too repetitive 🤣
And lgio
And Let's Game It Out
... real unique...
Kevin and RT should do a cafe vs cafe showdown someday
haha awesome
My two favorite coffee shops LGIO's "Oops all poison" and Kevin's "Just feck off" Lmao I love the ridiculous way they play games like this.
Coming from someone who has done hospitality for years, and currently works in a cafe, that a customer choosing the one dirty table is the realest thing ever in a simulator game.
"cuz im involved its gonna be an abomination" thats a sweet way of saying Kevin is a coffee making genius
Indeed.
Truth
@HeisenbergFam I'm sure I see you commenting on sooo many videos I watch all over youtube. So uhh.. hi! 👋
@@Cletus69VanDamme it's a bot
@@Kitteh.Bbots wouldn't quote a video directly. I mean sex bots sometimes do because they're just stealing a comment to try to get people to click on their profile to go to some scam and possibly virus infested website. This guy just has a quote from breaking bad on his profile
Kevin is basically playing as the concurrent of top of the morning coffee
do you know what concurrent means?
wut
@@MaXxOwnagesMel not sure but wut translates to fury. We all lernifekating tadae!! ☕️🤩
Well they are the same person. Duh.
@@MaXxOwnagesMelI'm pretty sure the OP meant "competitor". In my native language "concurrent" means "competitor" (and the word "competitor" we don't have at all)
I love that RT was obsessed with Butter and Kevin with Mayo.
I would love to see them do a SDV video to see who could make the most money, with their ingredient of choice.
That Never Sleep Again actually sounds pretty cheap for something that obviously makes you hallucinate. 😅 Kevin runs the best coffee shop.
Kevin has a talent for finding the most obscure tycoon simulator games and I appreciate that.
Talent is a strong word, given he mostly just watches Lets Game It Out and plays whatever he plays lol
It's supposed to be obscure? Steam wouldn't stop proposing it to me
Paid commenter. Litterally ripping off "Let'sGameItOut" and acting like he found it first.
@@Chocomint_QueenRTGame played this game as well before Kevin, and him and Kevin I believe are friends soo yeah
@@steelplasma256 "bUt He FoUnD iT fIrSt!!!11!111!!1!1" Nobody cares who played what first. Grow up, this childish nonsense if embarrassing.
Kevin and Josh (Let’s Game It Out) play a LOT of the same games, I fear Jim may be holding them both captive
That's what I noticed too... :0
The theory would fit for sure
Sp two popular gaming youtubers can't play the same game every once in a while?
Nobody said that. Just funny how their content does overlap (and tbh they both try to do their worst/ best exploit the games...). Don't get me wrong, love their content ^^
@@EighmyLupin there can only be one. They must duel in The Pit.
Seems like a reasonable theory.
When Kevin's going to make coffee something's going to go wrong
Nothing would go wrong, maybe.
Thank you for the heart Kevin
IRL and in games
Im just going to assume this establishment will have some health code violation. It wouldn't be a video with kevin involving food without it.
Just one!
500 mg of caffeine and mayo on top of that. I need to see Matt Stonie try it 😂
never seen this without horrifyingly disgusting "drinks"
We already know Kevin is a barista genius
Not all geniuses are fully appreciated in their own time...
I'd love some of that mayo coffee
If the US ever has a toilet paper shortage again during a pandemic, I'm heading straight to Kev's -Napkin- Coffee shop
6:12 as a barista, that happens in real life too. whole place is clean and tidy yet customers will sit at the only table that is messy
Cause its always the nicest table 😂
"The customer sat on the only messy table in the empty restaurant."
Having worked at a restaurant, This is a very realistic game
Kevin always manages to make profit in these games despite his products being just… well just terrible
Kevin: Has all the napkins in the world.
Also Kevin: Needs a cleaner.
I’m gonna open a cafe with these top tier coffee names and donate all the proceeds to Kevin’s daily therapy sessions
12:55 Did you see that, Zach?! Clear as a crisp spring morning! "F E C K"... In the coffee!
I literally saw this on steam the other day and was like, "I really hope Kevin play this, but I doubt it." And the next day; BOOM.
Another hilarious video.
Ok but the whole "it doesn't matter if the coffee's good, its about the aesthetic" is lowkey true. There's a coffee shop in my town that has dog shit coffee but i've gone there multiple times, knowing this, because they have couches and an upstairs so it's a cool place lmao
Scandinavian egg coffee, Vietnamese egg coffee, and eggnog latte are examples of that. While Levis, the Kentucky quarterback, used mayonnaise in his coffee as a joke, the resulting cup became creamy. Adding mayonnaise to coffee can bring a unique taste and texture, which some people may find appealing
23 minutes of Kevin playing coffee game this will be perfect
Perfecy!
Perfeck!
@@pennali8854 🤣
At first I thought the thumbnail was a Let's Game It Out video, but Kevin is an espresso genius
I put this video on while on the treadmill and hit a PR without realising it. Something about Kevin's happy-go-lucky yet deeply mentally disturbed adventures give me energy
13:08 It is a power move for Kevin to defend his restaurant's quality by blaming his own working conditions
Thank you for making life a lot easier Kev. Been watching for about 6 years now and this is always my favorite upload of the day.
The fact you can even order things like mayo and fish sauce shows the devs fully expect you to screw around like this to some degree
as a supervisor of a coffee shop, i will be using this video to take notes on how to improve our store 😍
'How to make good coffee'
Ahhh, reminds me of my search history after my first shift working in a cafe making coffees
the last thing Kevin needs to be in charge of is distributing stimulants of any kind
I love watching Kevin play these types of games because you KNOW its gonna be funny
Lets see how Kevin breaks the game in the 1st few minutes 😂😂❤
Loading the building with napkin holders is akin to throwing the customer over the table and injecting espresso and mayo directly into their veins. Kevin is truly a mind-controlling genius.
I love when Kevin finds games like these, I'm hoping for more like it
It looks like something Jim Peckens would serve his prisoners 😂
As he’s peeing on the floor.😂
@@Stray.. fr
I love how wholesome this community is❤
Kevin is the only person that could profit off shitty products
You’ve been playing so many bangers lately, this is the third game Ive bought THIS WEEK after watching you play, I bought beholder, this war of mine, and now this. Thanks for all the recommendations kev 💚
Loved the Persona 5 music when you started making coffee
I actually had a "never sleep again" at an airport. It was late and I was the only guy there at a fancy coffee stand thing. I ordered "a big black coffee, the stronger the better" and got their biggest cup (don't know if it was 300 or 400ml) of espresso
The cuts of Persona 5 music are just hilarious.
“Running a cafe that is actually profitable and successful while serving the worse coffee known to man”
Kevin opened a Starbucks
I see you would fall straight into the "hipster" category.
Why's it so hard to imagine Kevin playing Persona 5?
This was a great video, I loved how Kevin proved what a coffee making genius he is and the fact we never saw who or what was delivering the supplies. The only thing I didn’t like about the video is that it had coffee in it because I hate coffee.
8:36 "You don't invest in the coffee, you invest in the decor." That sounds...depressingly realistic, haha
The game devs really never run out of tycoon ideas
Kevin, is a coffee genius.
Napkins aside, some of the prettiest cafes I've been to have the worst coffee ... so yes, they do invest in decor 😅
Kevin is like Let’s Game it Out plays the game how it’s not meant to be played
petition for kevin to create a just feck off cafe franchise
I feel like one of Kevs drinks would just be straight creamer
At this point I can't fall asleep without this dude's voice having a meltdown in my ear.
This Coffee Shop is like Russian Roulette, most of the coffee's taste creamy and delicious, the one other coffee contains cyanide
"I hope you enjoy my café"
Yes Kevin but you gotta let us out of your basement first
Thank you Kevin, for your videos. Watching your videos has become a part of my daily routine and I enjoy them a lot. Keep it up, you are doing an amazing job and I am always happy when you upload a new one . Greetings from germany
Kevin starts a Cafe this should be good
Hey, napkins are the best multitool I've ever had, they completely saved me and my friend one night while camping. We'd gone into the wilds completely unprepared with only a huge pack of paper napkins, a tiny wood burning camp stove, and some burgers. That night we used the napkins to put the food on the tiny grill top, we used them as cutlery to to flip the food and take it off, we used them as fuel to cook the food, we used them as plates to prepare the food and eat it off, we used them to clean everything from the stove to our fingers, and we even managed to mop up the tears from hysterically laughing at how insane the situation was. Never go anywhere without napkins!
The Persona 5 music was an unexpected nice touch
Really surprised there was no "Oh a BEAN!" from Goblet of Fire Ron . . . All the talk of golden beans . . .
i wish i could personally thank Kevin for being the only youtuber that i can watch to immediately get rid of my anxiety and fall asleep
The persona 5 music in the background gave me such nostalgia bro I was just vibing and watching the chaos but humming the persona 5 soundtrack to myself
the default cafe would get swept up by hipsters and make so much money. no tables. no chairs. coffee and a dark cellar. very jim-core, or should I say default-core :)
The fact that Kevin used to own his own store makes this all the better.
I miss when Kevin was popping on and off with his facecam, his reaction are hilarious, I miss seeing more of his face in videos :з
What a beautiful menu Kevin. No wonder Just Feck Off was thriving! Just a shame I can’t go and try the Mayo drinks irl 😅
As someone who works at Starbucks, there have been people who order at least 6 shots into their already strong black coffee xD
Haha, I actually don't know what I would think if my barista gives me a question mark in my coffee foam😄
With the trapped woman, Kevin has still managed to find a way to keep prisoners.
Kevin is using Persona music in the background. Does this mean we're getting a video of him playing Persona soon? I would love that!
I love the Persona 5music at the mention of male your own coffee
"How do I get more beans?" Ask Ron.
kevin finding weird games just makes me silly and happy. i hope everyone has a good day!
You’re just like Let’s game it out! Love y’all both
“ I tried to run a café that was actually successful and profitable. While serving the worst coffee known to man.” Is literally every American coffee shop in a nutshell lol
I always spike the coffee with laxitives, and watch the fun begin in the toilets!!
I laughed so hard when the bugler took one napkin holder, it's really been a long time since I laughed so hard thank you so much for that!
If the NPCs could die in this game, they would’ve the moment Kevin booted up the game😂
I recognize that napkin strat! Kevin did you see Josh (lets game it out) play this game?
6:35 Kevin's coffee shop is so good that even cats are coming to buy coffee.
21:36 I did NOT expect that 😆 love the little waddle away
Kevin needs to play for tycoon games so we can watch how Kevin ingeniously makes money in the worst ways
This is what a coffee shop should look like if Jim pickens was the owner
Now I want to play this game. Thanks, Kevin!
Imagine going to a coffee shop and being like “You want free coffee?” And their like “yea sure” and when they get it it’s just “alright cough it up, pay up”
When the fireworks went off when the coffee shop opened, I thought Kevin had already managed to burn down the place. Entertaining video as always.
Also, I was reminded of a real coffee shop in Fukuoka called Fuk Cafe.
Kevin always makes every game better
7:27 a glimpse of working in customer service. I fr wonder if people eat that messy at their own house 😭
Ron would be proud that Kevin has this much beans 😔
Cant wait to watch this video you brought me trough hard times and I am grateful for that
Something tells me Kevin and Josh from Let's Game It Out would get along.
For real i appreciate your content SO much, this is the first time ive laughed out loud in too long
14:49 "Yes! Someones drinking my mayo!" -Call Me Kevin 2023
6:05 nothing in this game is as REALISTIC as this moment!! THEY ALWAYS SIT IN THE DIRTY TABLE ;A; /cries in traumatised baraista
Kevin...Yours is one of the BEST gaming channels I have ever come across...I absolutely LOVE your videos ❤😂❤