This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire

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    Definitely Not Fried Chicken is a business management sim with a Twist! Grow your drugs trade through legitimate fronts by managing both sides of the business. Acquire new "businesses", meet new clientele, Develop more potent narcotics, make lots of money and leave a city in ruin!
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    This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire
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Komentáře • 705

  • @BadFish-
    @BadFish- Před 11 měsíci +4103

    You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times

    • @user-gp4bf6he4v
      @user-gp4bf6he4v Před 11 měsíci +10

      yes

    • @tulipfalcon
      @tulipfalcon Před 11 měsíci +34

      Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater Před 11 měsíci +5

      Fr😂

    • @WdawgSmith
      @WdawgSmith Před 11 měsíci +19

      He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos

    • @BadFish-
      @BadFish- Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?

  • @playingofgames
    @playingofgames Před 11 měsíci +1600

    "your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂

    • @almicc
      @almicc Před 11 měsíci +51

      They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo Před 11 měsíci +42

      Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Před 11 měsíci +29

      @@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 11 měsíci +2946

    Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art

    • @theshiftybloke4672
      @theshiftybloke4672 Před 11 měsíci +31

      The perfect video to see you react on

    • @mcnic5521
      @mcnic5521 Před 11 měsíci +19

      I swear that I see all of your comments.

    • @lordjakob7052
      @lordjakob7052 Před 11 měsíci +8

      HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 Před 11 měsíci +14

      Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?

    • @gamingandchess
      @gamingandchess Před 11 měsíci +13

      ​@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch

  • @williamtimonen6814
    @williamtimonen6814 Před 11 měsíci +608

    The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ Před 11 měsíci +1479

    Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Před 10 měsíci +4

      It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!

  • @redlionyt3019
    @redlionyt3019 Před 11 měsíci +1125

    Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire

    • @unfunnysenrirenposter
      @unfunnysenrirenposter Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@austyndavid6528 cry about it

    • @itsyaboybigjoe6884
      @itsyaboybigjoe6884 Před 11 měsíci

      @@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Před 11 měsíci +5

      ⁠@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion.
      how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable?
      it's much more relaxing lol

    • @_natsura
      @_natsura Před 11 měsíci +6

      i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 11 měsíci

      @@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming Před 11 měsíci +402

    This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.

  • @moss9493
    @moss9493 Před 11 měsíci +247

    I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!

    • @kimberlynichole5572
      @kimberlynichole5572 Před 10 měsíci +16

      I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao

    • @ericonion3561
      @ericonion3561 Před 10 měsíci +13

      There's a lot of good game music floating around his videos
      Stardew Valley, RDR2, death road to Canada, and runescape just to name a few. Pretty nostalgic

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Před 2 měsíci

      i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music

    • @thatagguy
      @thatagguy Před 2 měsíci

      Its red dead redemption music

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig Před 11 měsíci +333

    I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅

  • @MicahMotion
    @MicahMotion Před 11 měsíci +527

    It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos

  • @Kei-ye8if
    @Kei-ye8if Před 3 měsíci +11

    The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels
    And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius

  • @neilaalt
    @neilaalt Před 11 měsíci +143

    It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play

  • @chez_lady
    @chez_lady Před 11 měsíci +78

    I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos.
    And it always works! 👍

  • @MortusSweet
    @MortusSweet Před 11 měsíci +77

    “I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR

    • @Moraenil
      @Moraenil Před 11 měsíci +16

      To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix Před 10 měsíci +23

    Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way.
    In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".

    • @EJtheShooter
      @EJtheShooter Před 10 měsíci +1

      A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Před 11 měsíci +52

    As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.

  • @xxXXRAPXXxx
    @xxXXRAPXXxx Před 11 měsíci +17

    After seeing this video im really disappointed in my local shops. Like they NEVER ask if i would like to buy some drugs when i came to buy bread and there was none left to buy so i had to return home empty handed.

  • @mr.patriotjol
    @mr.patriotjol Před 11 měsíci +125

    If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies

  • @Tyler-ip7mj
    @Tyler-ip7mj Před 7 měsíci +7

    It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”

  • @rossiroo5426
    @rossiroo5426 Před 11 měsíci +39

    I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor

  • @hfjireh
    @hfjireh Před 11 měsíci +62

    idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh

  • @kukukul
    @kukukul Před 11 měsíci +80

    Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game

    • @fattyman224
      @fattyman224 Před 11 měsíci +1

      What’s the game?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger Před 4 měsíci

      O m g finally I found the name

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger Před 4 měsíci +1

      Wait can you only get it on computer?

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 Před 11 měsíci +127

    I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco Před 11 měsíci +7

    1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol.
    2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.

  • @flynn6201
    @flynn6201 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel

  • @MadMax248
    @MadMax248 Před 11 měsíci +40

    Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.

  • @dualdestry2856
    @dualdestry2856 Před 11 měsíci +23

    I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!

  • @ZoeLycan
    @ZoeLycan Před 11 měsíci +4

    I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings

  • @herpderp9108
    @herpderp9108 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!

    • @Death2all546
      @Death2all546 Před 11 měsíci +14

      Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care.
      It worked for Gus Fring.

    • @herpderp9108
      @herpderp9108 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.

  • @messybark
    @messybark Před 11 měsíci +23

    Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.

  • @warren_713
    @warren_713 Před 11 měsíci +6

    The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 Před 11 měsíci +15

    *Legit business*
    Kevin: What do i do?!
    *Illegal AF business*
    Kevin: This is so easy.

  • @secretidentity6183
    @secretidentity6183 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Kevin saying "tree star" instead of "three star" gives me Land Before Time flashbacks

  • @ElliP29723
    @ElliP29723 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat...
    In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.

  • @KeepItSample1
    @KeepItSample1 Před 11 měsíci +20

    You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.

  • @l2naab
    @l2naab Před 11 měsíci +47

    Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin

  • @sugarsand7367
    @sugarsand7367 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu Před 10 měsíci +13

    Kevin trying to pretend like he failed at the end, but we all saw all that money you had left, Kevin. :)

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 Před 11 měsíci +9

    I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.

  • @Error_fu
    @Error_fu Před 11 měsíci +3

    I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.

  • @gremlinfan1360
    @gremlinfan1360 Před 11 měsíci +9

    I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit

  • @user-bl7lg6on7d
    @user-bl7lg6on7d Před 11 měsíci +3

    Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂

  • @CloudChalk
    @CloudChalk Před 11 měsíci +9

    "Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have

  • @umutcolak3447
    @umutcolak3447 Před 11 měsíci +13

    I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute

  • @qzwx4205
    @qzwx4205 Před 11 měsíci +3

    kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest"
    yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...

  • @James27Simko
    @James27Simko Před 11 měsíci +3

    every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis Před 11 měsíci +11

    I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...

  • @bilepunch
    @bilepunch Před 11 měsíci +9

    Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky Před 11 měsíci +3

    This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.

  • @razatk629
    @razatk629 Před 11 měsíci +9

    I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.

    • @mageytodd659
      @mageytodd659 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one

    • @razatk629
      @razatk629 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.

  • @absolutelygunshi
    @absolutelygunshi Před 11 měsíci +3

    Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers

  • @aethyreal_gates3546
    @aethyreal_gates3546 Před 11 měsíci +10

    I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice

  • @UnknownFox
    @UnknownFox Před 11 měsíci +5

    Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣

  • @neverminditssomeone
    @neverminditssomeone Před 11 měsíci +4

    I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec

  • @michae1296
    @michae1296 Před 11 měsíci +5

    More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.

  • @thegivingtree6551
    @thegivingtree6551 Před 11 měsíci +2

    3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it

  • @carysk4083
    @carysk4083 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!

  • @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
    @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes Před 11 měsíci +5

    Kevin is on prescribed ADHD meds / dextroamphetamine 😢 how’s the comedown. Stay hydrated and eat well!

    • @mkzrocketz6430
      @mkzrocketz6430 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yea… it’s crazy they prescribe those to kids. And then they wonder why they’re “depressed”. When really their dopamine and serotonin receptors are fried.

  • @Saiko2323
    @Saiko2323 Před 11 měsíci +19

    I have never been so excited for a CZcams notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind

  • @JR-zp3nw
    @JR-zp3nw Před 11 měsíci +4

    This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!

  • @zestylemon22blog
    @zestylemon22blog Před 11 měsíci +6

    that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old

  • @nikkiibbitson331
    @nikkiibbitson331 Před 11 měsíci

    Thank you. You help me sleep in the morning. Your NOT boring it's just a relaxing voice that's helps me sleep after a night shift (10 hours) so thank you.

  • @finlegh
    @finlegh Před 11 měsíci +5

    Where does kevin get all these strange games from😭😭

  • @PayParkGoHome
    @PayParkGoHome Před 11 měsíci +22

    Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb Před 11 měsíci +3

    "I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.

  • @DirtyLesion
    @DirtyLesion Před 11 měsíci +1

    I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x

  • @emmahealy4863
    @emmahealy4863 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game?
    That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -

  • @WinnieBlaster
    @WinnieBlaster Před 11 měsíci +3

    wait that looks like such a good management game

  • @ashanddoodles13
    @ashanddoodles13 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭

  • @wawaweewa8749
    @wawaweewa8749 Před 11 měsíci +8

    I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air

  • @claytonmurray537
    @claytonmurray537 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Everything ends with fire, business as usual

  • @bre1836
    @bre1836 Před 11 měsíci +4

    That takeshi’s castle reference was elite

  • @Gineminasourus_Rat
    @Gineminasourus_Rat Před 8 měsíci +3

    It's called 'Definitely Not Fried Chicken' For anyone wanting the name.

  • @renthegremlin
    @renthegremlin Před měsícem +3

    Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber
    Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber
    It's the circle of lifeeeeee

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Gus Fring is the first person who comes to mind for everyone when you hear about this game. 😂

    • @tomriddler1926
      @tomriddler1926 Před 11 měsíci +7

      I mean chicken restaurant and drug empire is a pretty unique combo

    • @giorgospeppas9464
      @giorgospeppas9464 Před 11 měsíci +1

      You comment on half of the CZcams channels I subscribe, that's wild 😂

    • @SlamDunkPyro
      @SlamDunkPyro Před 11 měsíci

      @@giorgospeppas9464the universe is giving you a sign

  • @kaylynlane2244
    @kaylynlane2244 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤

  • @ancel2236
    @ancel2236 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Watching Kevin always feels like a more entertaining mobile game add. Like yeah it’s funny, but also I wonder what the game would be like if I, a PRO GAMER, played it properly and didn’t make all these obvious mistakes on account of how pro I am

  • @domyazbek2323
    @domyazbek2323 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish CZcamsr.

  • @scarefrow1
    @scarefrow1 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here

  • @adammackrory655
    @adammackrory655 Před 10 měsíci

    The tranquil stardew music over the mayhem, murder and chaos was the best touch hahaha

  • @esmeraldaalvarez3647
    @esmeraldaalvarez3647 Před 11 měsíci +1

    On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.

  • @Lakelurker
    @Lakelurker Před 11 měsíci +3

    I always love your videos, they bring me so much joy.

  • @amyclarke900
    @amyclarke900 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤

  • @mojaslatt
    @mojaslatt Před 11 měsíci +6

    The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂

  • @alexsan1991x
    @alexsan1991x Před 11 měsíci +3

    Need more of this. An entire series. Do it.

  • @koturkey9989
    @koturkey9989 Před 11 měsíci +6

    That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.

  • @ryannnnnns
    @ryannnnnns Před 11 měsíci +3

    CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real

  • @oisinkelly7111
    @oisinkelly7111 Před 11 měsíci +5

    You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro

  • @torpid5092
    @torpid5092 Před 11 měsíci

    Highly doubt anybody of importance will ever see this, but I actually reccomend kevin increases the volume of the background music. I only ever realize it's there when I am wearing headphones and have the volume high.

  • @mrt8880
    @mrt8880 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Would love to see this again maybe as a bit of series

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
    @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock Před 8 měsíci +1

    Love that Stardew Valley music in the background while you're placing your meth labs

  • @torridmess
    @torridmess Před 11 měsíci

    I'm loving the soundtrack for the background. Now I wanna' play Bully again

  • @The_Drako_Master
    @The_Drako_Master Před 11 měsíci

    All of your latest videos have been bangers. Keep up the good work!

  • @trinitysmith778
    @trinitysmith778 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “Cluck you up” Loving this so far 😭

  • @wojo2270
    @wojo2270 Před 11 měsíci

    Constantly using banjo Kazooie bgm in your videos always makes me nostalgic 😂

  • @danielhutchison7259
    @danielhutchison7259 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The subtle runescape music in the background is giving me flashbacks.

  • @davidkomai
    @davidkomai Před 11 měsíci +1

    I find it hilarious the CZcams ad that played for this game was for Zaxbys chicken.

  • @wisteria003
    @wisteria003 Před 11 měsíci

    this is one of your best videos Kevin!

  • @channel45853
    @channel45853 Před 11 měsíci

    Yo, please keep playing this, this is fun to watch, good video too 👍👍👍