Project Zomboid but there's only one zombie... and he is invincible
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Project Zomboid is an open-world isometric video game in development by British and Canadian independent developer The Indie Stone. The game is set in the post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested exclusion zone of the fictional Knox Country, Kentucky, where the player is challenged to survive for as long as possible before inevitably dying.
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Project Zomboid but there's only one zombie... and he is invincible
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This was a fun one, thanks for the love everyone! We have some cool new stuff coming up but I got to go for now... Jeff is here, see ya next week!
Goodbye daddy kev
Favourite youtuber by far
Love you kevo
@@yoCheesyuhh what
@CallMeKevin make more chaos
"A really annoying neighbour who wants you dead" so... Jim Pickens?
đ literally the definition of Jim
It's Jim's lesser known cousin, Jeff Pickens.
Vid Cund is that you?
Is all mighty Ragnarok
No, Jim is That Weird Neighbour
He straight up parked on Jeff .... That's actually so smart it makes up for the dumb idea of setting Jeff on fire
At the same time tho, he didn't think to just leave his car parked on him and sleep somewhere else but instead spent a crazy amount of time finding sleeping pills so he could sleep in the car on top of him. I think that's still a net negative on ideas.
@@joeb3017 Considering that Jeff seems to respawn a lot whenever he's off screen, Kevin keeping Jeff in sight was the better idea. I was half expecting Jeff to teleport out of the van and attack Kevin while he was sleeping, though
but he cant sleep with Jeff underneath him!
@@mar_speedman True, I'm not sure the exact laws of physics that govern Jeff the zombie. If he's able to magically change underwear, it's not outside the realm of possibility for him to escape a car. Perhaps Kevin knew something we don't?
@@joeb3017 Maybe jeff could magically change his underwear to something bigger than the van so then the van would have to be moved out of the way, thus letting jeff get back up. And since we only ever see jeff do this off screen, Kevin was still a genius because he kept jeff on screen while he was under the van
It's kinda beautiful in a way how even in a zombie apocalypse Kevin manages to get in an đââïžđ accident
It was outa pocket but he ainât wrong
A one zombie apocalypse, to be precise. I think that says alot... đ
It was a canon event, if it didn't happen the keverse could collapse
Gotta hand it to him for being consistent
You all are forgetting the amount of car crashes in TWD games & Lori crashing her car in an open road at earlier seasons. đ
Love how "Not safe to sleep here" translated to "Not tired enough" in Kevin's brain.
not tired enough to say "feck it who cares how unsafe it is" lol
Imagine a alternate universe where instead of 'Jeff the killer' we have 'Jeff the annoying neighbour that wants you dead'
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Hehehe
There might not be any need to imagine for some of us
Jim the annoying neighbour that wants you dead.
Truly horrifying
I like the "hey friend" Instead of "friends". It makes me feel like I'm Kevin's favorite cult memb- uh I mean CZcams viewer đ„°
it makes me feel alone... đŠ
I mean Iâm Kevin so clearly Iâm a favorite cult member of the CZcams community.
Lads, we don't have to fight over who is the favorite. Don't you see? On CZcams we are one, we are the viewer, we are... "friend" we are all favorites.âïžđđ€
All heil Jim. đ
@@lumpy1093 sounds like something a not favourite would say
@@pancake8180 ohh thats harsh
Jeff seems to have no sense of personal space
He wanted to be in the cult too, but Kevin told Jeff, "No you can't, you'd be eating my subscribers on a daily basis and (our Dear Leader} Jim Pickens wouldn't have any cult followers then." LOL
Kevin and Zomboid go together like Jim and Pickens
'Who keeps toilet paper in the glove box' My dad does, its a space-concious replacement for tissue paper for sneezes and stuff, and works for bloody noses and gauze stuff too.
Same
Damn allergies
Using toilet paper in place of gauze is generally not a great idea because it's intended to fall apart when wet, which makes it difficult to fully remove from a wound (or nosebleed) later. You want something that can be removed in one piece, even after it's soaked in blood.
My dad does cuz he goes hiking a lot.
@@ajm5007 yep. Textbook âdo notâ example.
â@@ajm5007 this! đŻ
"Hey there friend" Kevin what happened to "friends"?! Where is your other friend? đđ
It was Jeff... but you saw how that turned out
@@CallMeKevin jeff aint your friend, i thought he was your angry neighbour
@@sheenakr7616they _were_ friends. Up until... the incident.
@@Sk1pper00 Did Jeff run Kevin over with his car did Kevin run him over? Or is it like a cycle of incidents?
@@Sk1pper00 *Ominous boom*
3:21 I just got jumpscared by Kevin: Español Edition. I feel like my year has been made.
no quieres poco
TU NECESITAS MĂS, MĂS, MĂS
Thank you for not quitting youtube. I know it can be very stressful and there's alot of work that goes into it, but your chaotic content really makes my day and has helped me get through alot of my own issues recently. You are a legend, and if you ever do quit before the inevitable, I'll remember you for helping me. Thanks Kevin!
Kevin and Jeff: Frienemies
*one sided Frienemies
Jeff isn't actually a zombie, he just looks like that after being repeatedly brutally assaulted by a paranoid Kevin
And yet he still insists on following Kevin everywhere. Theyre both equally obssesed with each other but in oposite ways.
One slow but invincible enemy is one of my phobias, ngl..
itâs very.. death-like đ
Have you watched "it follows"? It's about STDs (I think) but the idea is just that.
Yessss
I mean, as long as the enemy can't magically teleport or phase through obstacles, you could just put the creature in a room it can't break out of or pus it ito a pit and pour concrete into the pit so it is forever trapped in stone.
â@TF2CrunchyFrog yeah but doing that causes it to possess whatever structure is built on top of the concrete pit, and gives it an unquenchable hunger for trespassing children
@@TF2CrunchyFrog as long as you stay healthy and do checkups you wonât die⊠until you slip up đ
Oddly enough this made me REALLY want a kevin zomboid series where there's NO zombies it's just a man alone in the world losing his mind and (inevitably) dying in a car crash
That sounds like a wonderful plot for indie post-apocaliptic movie. Or maybe a remake of I Am Legend. Or just an average day out fo Kevin. Theres a reason he never leaves his house, he knows what would happen to him.
turning off zombies is actually a really good way to learn the ins and outs of the game, and it's actually kinda fun too
@@pedrovallefin8406and after the protag dies Jonny b good plays whil we zoom out all the way to the voyager one flouting thrue space
I love the implication that jeff is the reason the town is empty, by violence or by fear
In reality they all left because of Kevin, they feared him far more than they did Jeff. Jeff was actually the only one willing to stay around to suffer Kevins company. And yet Kevin doesnt apreciate all he does for him. What a tragic bromance they have.
"You go in, I go out. Great, now you want out too." - trying to wrangle kids/pets (also Jeff)
Love all the challenges you do in Project Zomboid â€
All Jeff really wanted was to tell you about your extended Car Warranty.
20:32 You dropped your bag. xD
Also, I am surprised you didn't park a car on top of him, and then sleep in another vehicle nearby, lol
I'm wondering why he didn't drive super far, park, and sleep before Jeff pops up đ
â@miarok3 i think the game teleported Jeff anytime he was out of range
It's fascinating that Snail Assassin has gotten to the point that people who have never heard of Gavin or RT reference it regularly. RIP Rooster Teeth.
I was looking for this, surprised nobody else knows/remembers it was a Rooster Teeth thing.
Originally from episode 285 of the RT Podcast, animated short for the uninitiated:
czcams.com/video/HINYhLtaaxc/video.htmlsi=RIbeKsaSGZ_U-6C0
with the snail thing couldn't you just lock it in something? or is there some ability or something it has that I don't know?
@@Greenhawk4 you could, but the whole point is it will eventually escape and come after you again
@@emmab982 but like its just a snail, I don't think it would have super strength or anything and I don't really see how it would break out of really any container.
@@Greenhawk4 land snails have teeth that they use to scrape and cut food. In theory, an immortal snail could use its teeth to scrape its way out if the box
Kevin forgot the most important part of any plan: Kevin-proofing.
Kevin saying âHey there Friendâ instead of âFriendsâ threw me for a loop but I realize I like it. Hey to you too friend!
"Jeff" is such a normalcy whiplash. I usually expect names like "Man" or "The"...
There were so many times when I thought "why doesn't he park the car on top of Jeff and sleep on the ground?" Would that work?
He'd gave to get far enough away from the zombie for the game to no longer think he's indanger, which might cause it to respawn.
â@@jindo5was wondering if it was just spawning after he got so far away
@@daefaron It respawns nearby after he gets a certain distance away. That's why it changes clothes, and stopped being on fire.
I too have a really really annoying neighbor that wants me dead
I have myself that wants me dead đ
@@TheHiddenSystem Getting real.
Dinkleberg âŠ.
I mean Jeff probably wants his revenge for starting a zombie apocalypse in his peaceful neighbourhood last time.
Mmmm...I love me some popped corn and a huge jug of gasoline
Tbh, this would have been more fun if "Jeff" didn't cheat by respawning behind Kevin as soon as he travels 50 meters away.
How would that be more fun? more like "more easy" and exponentially shorter video. Unless you mean that there would still be anti-trapping mechanics in place. Even then driving to the other side of the map would make it pretty easy when there's no other zombies to worry about. It would give many days of trouble-free existence. Then as soon as he appears you'd just drive to the other side.
22:40 "After everything we've been through, we've gone from neighbors to roomates" That's the perfect segue to make Jeff a Sim đ§đ
Honestly that ending was perfect. You two really were more a like than anyone really knew lmao
I mean, the moment Kevin started to walk around aimlessly in his underwear thirsting for gasoline and cigarettes, it became clear that Jeff was actually his less insane and more put together reflection all along.
21:25 of course you know this place.....
It's the home of the legendary THE MAN 2....
Poor Jeff he just wanted a hug
Just in case Kevin ever reads this, tired moodles won't cause you to randomly fall asleep, and sleeping pills just drain your tired moodles instead of making you fall asleep. However, being tired does reduce the damage you deal, your field of vision, and your fatigue regeneration. In short, sleep deprivation may not kill you, but it will cause your death if left unchecked long enough.
Although there _is_ a nice mod that makes the character pass out when at max tiredness. Granted even using that it wouldn't actually be a problem to fall asleep where the zombie can get to the character. One zombie isn't enough of a threat.
Easy solution: park on Jeff, walk 10 Meters from the car, then sleep ._.
I genuinely had a fear of snails in my childhood because of the "Immortal Snail". I had nightmares and everything. Thanks for the memories!! (also hyped for some Project Zomboid)
If you had a fear of the immortal snail in your childhood, you're still in your childhood
@@maregondrako I dunno, it's entirely possible they've grown into their late teens or early 20's.
its a snail. Even if it were somehow real do you not realize you could just lock it up somewhere or trap it?
The reading comprehension tho. OP said they HAD a fear in their childhood. Not that they still do.
I cant wait to wake up and find out that I was the one who actually misread.
@@Greenhawk4 The one you locked up or trapped was just a decoy snail.
Jeff still wouldn't be the worst roommate I've ever had.
But Kevin probably would be. See, him and Jeff are something of a package deal, if you want to be in the company of one of them you would have to be able to stand the other. Most cant dot that, and with just reason.
I used to have a recurring nightmare as a kid that there was an immortal pigeon following me and if he saw me I would die instantly so thanks for retraumatising me Kevin x
*irl hear Kevin say "I'm going to eat his meat"
Takes a double take and rewind ten seconds to make sure I'm not sick in the head đ đ
Invincible snail touches you die, put on gloves, grab snail, put glue on snails shell, glue snail inside a small metal safe, put small safe inside a bigger safe, throw safe in ocean, live peacefully.
Alternatively if the snail can kill you through clothes. Pay someone to do the actions above for you.
do you really have to use safes? I mean its a snail could you not just do the glue thing then lock in some tupperware or something like that.
Or you could just move to a different country every decade or so. It's still just a snail.
For instance, even if you were to give the snail the ability to fly and phase through everything, it would still take the snail 20 years to reach where I live in Europe from Los Angeles, and that's assuming I stay in the same spot, as everytime I go somewhere else the snail's progress will slow down due to having to alter course.
@@merlith4650 Couldn't it just hitch a ride on a boat?
Since the snail is able to move it means physics do apply. I'd ask nasa how much they want for taking the snail along with the next Mars-Rocket. They can just ziplock it tight, tape it to the rover. Profit.
@@Greenhawk4 Better SAFE than sorry
Its like that one snail
maybe Jeff's real identity is Snail
Yes
yeah⊠he says that in the intro
@@CanItTookann I said this When i clicked on the vid almost immediately
Which snail? Because I don't know any snail that looks like a zombie
"Topless arsonist and his slow-moving nearly nude friend terrorize small Kentucky towns, news at 11"
âI put all of his books in the oven and turned it on!â
That made me laugh harder than it shouldâveđ
I like it when things go right over peopleâs head. I read a comment just now saying: No the zombie wouldnât be distracted by the scarecrow when you put your clothes on it. Because they are attracted to human brain and smell brain as well..
Obviously.
That wouldn't work tho, the scarecrow clearly had more brain
Kevin is the type of guy to record himself playing a game and record it on CZcams
He seems more of the play a video on CZcams and record it on a video game type
Kevin: I'm in condition to drive right now.
Kevin immediately after: The new plan is to bullet down the road cross country to find sleeping pills.
Kevin releasing a project zombie?? Sure i'll refuse any social plans, stay in with some snacks and watch it... totally not just any excuse to stay home introvert style đâ€
3:20 "No quieres poco, tu necesitas mĂĄs, mĂĄs, mĂĄs (You don't want a little, you need more, more, more)"
9:26 "As the official spokesman of Gasolina energy drink, 'Gasolina auténtica' "
I'm surprised by the Spanish gas advertising (you could just call it "G Fuel", though that might be a trademark infringement) âœ
Future Kevin running from the past Kevin's mistakes. My favorite.
Yeah. My favorite as well
A Project Zomboid video by Kevin.... on a Saturday evening, right as I am settling down to get cozy.... balm for my wounded soul
You know how it's been said that the only person who can score a zero on a test is someone who is a master at the subject?
That's Kevin, but with Project Zomboid. He can survive the craziest challenges while being the only player in the world who makes Sunday Driver look like a free trait.
"Why do i have so mutch corn?"
average soviet citizen during the Khrushchev era.
Yes more zomboid please. CZcams algorithm did something right for once 2 years ago and showed me Kevin simultaneously exposing me to zomboid been watching and playing both ever since.
This man is truly a strategic genius! ...So much so, that he falls for his own traps...
Now, since you succeeded by finding a sledgehammer (endgame)
Now try it with a sprinter, just for the adrenaline.
Quick tip: vitamins can reduce fatigue.
Goal sleep once. again.
Extra diff setting (optional): The zombie can open doors and windows.
Good luck!
Call me Kevin plays project zombiod but itâs only him and one really dedicated stalker
Youâve done so many pz videos but still every time I see u upload one I get excited! Also you got me into the game and now I have 100+ hours and am lovin it, thanks!
00:01 can't you put said snail in a container forever?
No container last forever
@@galifrey2242 a glass container probably will last my lifetime
That âI need to drink anythingâ and bleach shows moment was perfect
Kevin out there playing Resident Evil but there are no zombies, only Mr X
Finally, thanks god I barely survived this week, fecking hell
I LOVE YOU KEVIN âŠ.. Whereâs Grognak The Destroyer Atty at Law been?
I'm loving the quality of editing! Good job Kevin
Kevin to Jeff: You and I are not so different, my friend.
KEVIN! Good luck to Ireland ESC right now!! Do you watch it???
Kevin always have the best idea in project Zomboid!
its not "1 million dollars and an immortal snail follows you" its "you become immortal but theres also an immortal snail following you forever"
yay
Snail đ
we both thought the exact same thing LOL
This is such a fun video, really good idea! Absolutely loving the new content!
Jeff is like that one annoying little brother that your parent wont let you leave behind. XD
@CallMeKevin I love your content, man, but why are you mass deleting videos and making them private. So, so much content has been removed. Why????????
Kevin turned into Dutch Van der Lynn with all his plans
Your zomboid content is my all time favorite, love the roll play itâs so funny keep it up kev!
Jeff is like that paradox where a snail chases you but its indestructible and it tries to kill you.
13:51 that milk is likely warm by now. I wouldn't be drinking that if i were planning on staying awake lol
And we all know what is going on in this video: The everlast and undying love of Jeff.
I loved the panic in Kevin's voice when he was worried people might think he didn't know what annotated meant. đ
*Kev, retelling his story:* And we were roommates.
*The viewers:* Oh my god they were roommates.
What Kevin did there with the Chicken shop and the HQ is what everyone in Leeds has done with the Asda offices at least once. It's their own fault for making it look like a supermarket.
14:25, me when I used to do construction work and people either stole the toiletpaper or wiped perhaps abit too much...
i needed this upload very badly today. i needed to laugh when iv been upset and overstimulated the whole day. thank you kevin â€
Man, I needed this today. Thanks, Kevin!
2 vehicles is all you need to be untouchable for a while, just park so the driver's door is up against the other car and they can't reach you
Kevin's arch nemesis is continuing to find ways to ruin Kevin's life đ
okay so one thing with the immortal snail, it's pretty simple the snail can't be killed but that doesn't mean you can't get someone else to simply, move it far away.
Put it on a plane, it'll take at least several years for a snail to go from one side of the planet to wherever you are.
In the end Kevin even managed to outsmart himself... A true Post Apocalyptic Genius đ
This is like the plot of a self fulfilling horror movie where a dude wakes up and some zombie with a smashed in face keeps coming after him, he finally kills it at the end throwing it into a hole but heâs bitten so turns and then some time travel stuff happens and it cycles again in an endless cucle
One thing that I've been thinking: you can get mechanics up quickly by watching Car Zone, and then you can use your metal working to repair your hood, which will protect your engine
âJeff please Iâm just trying to live life-â Kevin, probably
"what do you mean your not open? LET ME IN. theres a lunatic out here! (kevin_breaking_window .mp3).... oh sorry, there two lunatics out here" 16:04 btw
"go to the store i set on fire"
Kevin how do I tell you... You also burnt the supplies
Kevin's old Agoraphobic+Adrenaline Junkie trait combo would've been great for this.
The meaning of frustration is when you see a car key dropped in the floor at 14:26 but Kevin doesn't
the stardew valley soundtrack randomly playing in the background always had me đđđđ€Ł
We always love to see another Project Zomboid video, keep up the good work Kev :)
"Why do I have so much corn?"
Mostly a lot of unrepealed World War II farm subsidies.
That was feckin amazing :D
I like the new tempo, Kevin!
wow! What an actually creative video. Been a while since I saw such a refreshing take on playing Zomboid that was not _just_ the mods being used, but roleplaying and having fun. nice story too!
Just stumbled onto your videos been lmao great jobđ now a fan đ