The most depressing simulator game ever: Car For Sale Simulator 2023
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Car For Sale Simulator 23 is generally a car buying and selling game. It is designed for car enthusiasts and business simulation lovers. You purchase and sell used cars from marketplaces and neighborhoods, and then expand your business.
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The most depressing simulator game ever: Car For Sale Simulator 2023
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Kevin finding a way to gamble within the first 3 minutes but not losing all his money immediately is very impressive
It is indeed
sadly enough my dad wasn't capable to do the the same :(
You fool. He's just earning money so he can lose even more money from gambling.
I'm convinced we'd have a very different tale had it involved horse racing; some things in life make a man lose it
@@sanriobraincell that’s true. I loved his San Andreas play through without breaking the law.
ever since Kevin got hit by a car he's just playing this simulator to feel what revenge is like
the way so many of his surroundings get.. hit by a car, in every game where it's possible, I can't help but agree. Respectable.
Revenge of the Car and the Car strikes back.
@@Fraser142”Revenge of the Kevin” “Kevin strikes back”
Omg never thought about it like that
Having also been hit by a car, I am fully on-board with this.
As someone who recently bought a car, I can't imagine a more accurate simulation of buying a car in 2023 than 4 people showing up to fight over overpaying for a damaged car within seconds of it being listed.
Shoutout to the dealership that tried to get $10,000 USD for a tiny beat-up buggy with uncleaned grime and stained upholstry. The front bumper was dented but it had "never been in an accident" and they didn't even take off the studded snow tires... in _mid-June._
@@someonessidechannel1485 Snow tires in June you say? Sounds like it's "future proof" to me.
... because dumb people were invented in 2023?
and its sold by a seller who bought it for cheaper. authentic
@@someonessidechannel1485 unless its years, or miles, thats just cosmetic condition lol
As somebody that works at a car dealership, I can confirm that this is 100% realistic. Truly an outstandingly accurate simulator.
Used to work at a car dealership I can corroborate
Can you give us some car shopping tips? 🥹
@@mosiacsoml
1. Always test drive a car. Even if you don't know a lot about cars, you will feel if something is off.
2. Always get a warranty if the price is reasonable. Especially on older cars stuff will break. Depending on what it is it can get very expensive.
3. Bring somebody that knows at least a bit about cars. Inform yourselves about usual problems with the specific model and try to make sure the car in question doesn't suffer from them or if the previous owner already took care of them.
4. Call an official dealership of the make and ask if the car had any recalls and if so, if they were taken care of. You can also ask if it had its service done regularly at a licensed workshop of the make.
5. Don't be a dick. If the salesman likes you they a more likely to negotiate. Be reasonable with your negotiation. Again inform yourself about what similar cars are worth first.
Do that and you probably won't have any problems. :D
@@TheViper1198 Dealer warranties are a scam.
@@mitch9521 No, not always. It probably also depends on the country you live in. Where I'm from there are rather strict laws in place. Plus a reputable dealership has no interest in scamming its customers since they want to retain them. You should never buy a car from a shady dealership in the first place. My AC broke and the repair was 1.200€. The warranty was 500€ but included in the purchase of the car and covered it fully. You should always read what parts are included however. Obviously stuff like brakes and tires are not. Always do your research before signing a contract.
Remember Kevin, You can live in a car, But you can't drive a house.
have you heard of RVs
I live by this
@@LIZZYRAE But its not called RV for sale
Is this a challenge?
That’s why we keep the mobile part of mobile homes. Attach to a truck and you and all your possessions can find a new spot
"I hate it here. Your tables are blurry and stupid." I think this has to be my forever-response to every new bad situation I become involved in.
me at the eye doctor moments before being told i need glasses
@@angellynn7104it's called an optometrist
When Kevin plays those type of games, I have to remind myself that they are crappy and it's him that makes them seem fun. I almost want to try them.
Kevin definitely makes them more entertaining but there is a lot of fun to be had fucking around with some of these trash games lmao.
I'm guilty of playing stupid shit like this for more hrs than I wanna admit, but I balance it out by only playing ones I can pirate so I don't support the devs 😂
it amazes me how the developer of this game made the paper report physics rlly good but the rest of the game looks awful 😅
The game doesn't look that bad I think it's the character models and crappy translations that don't do it any justice
Yeah, the unity asset store has your answer mate, no chance this game and those paper physics were from the same source. Good on them for choosing a good asset, it's an important tool in game design. Too bad they forgot about it for the rest of the project.
Probably a asset flip in a sense that most of what actually needs to move or function is either copy and pasted codes or they just bought an asset that met the need. While that's not usually good at least they invested in their game in some way.
Awful? Wdym?
Not only are the NPC’s arms in a unnatural position, but they’re also freakishly long. Are you sure they’re not demons?
You may not like it but this is what a peak drivers body looks like
so this is this new diablo 4 thing
Im pretty sure Kevin is playing a car salesman who perished and is now stuck in a very specific type of punishment
coming from his previous babysitting video... i think he didnt escape the dream world yet.
It doesn’t matter how depressing this game is, you make it hilarious. 😂
The broken english in this game has me dying in the most positive way.😂😂
"7 metal was sell" was the line that really got me, the whole thing is just hilarious
"you cleaned a dirty"
26:50-27:12 kevin refusing the first deal for being too low and then offering someone else a lower price 😭😂
CallMeKevin went from starting off a wholesome car sales business, taking out a hundred thousand dollar loan, to being an alcoholic who lost all his money in gambling, he’d fit right in Las Vegas
Imagine being one of the Games in Kevin's library that he barely played (like Tropico 6 or Two Point Hospital) and instead of playing you Kev chooses CAR FOR SALE SIMULATOR 2023
As someone from Poland I feel honored to see our legendary flying car being at the beggining of one of Kevin's videos
The general public can’t be trusted with roundabouts
@@oooelleoAt least they fly insted of blasing into another car with a normal intersection
I love how Kevin names his professional business listings like he’s somebody’s mom using facebook marketplace
“If you’re depressed after this video, it’s not my fault”
Jokes on you, Kevin. I was depressed beforehand 😌😌
I always come prepared.
I love when Call Me Kevin plays simulators
"If youre depressed after this video, it's not my fault" is my new intro
After watching this I can confirm my previous suspicions. Kevin is, in fact, a 2023 car selling genius.
When it comes to naming a business Kevin is a genius and it wouldn't be a Call Me Kevin video if he didn't try to see if he can kill himself in the first few minutes of playing.
Kevin is the type of dude to completely defy the laws of physics and simply laugh at his world-destroying powers lmao
I can hear it now. "Somehow I made the world turn into jello, and everything's purple? Kinda neat I guess..."
As a For Sale: I see this as an absolute win.
The worst part about Kev's videos is realizing they will end, that or the torture I mean love that he has his vict.... Subscribers endure.
6:05 There's an Arby's I pass every day going to and from work that has just been advertising
"Burger is here"
For about three months now. If it wasn't for the Arby's sign, I would be really confused.
I rate this game a Kevin out of seven. Thanks for another great video kevin! You always make me smile.
Best birthday gift I can ask for is a fun video from Kevin! Thank you for being so inspiring and making me laugh every single day! I love repeating your videos to comfort me during rough times. Keep up the astounding work!
happy birthday🎉🎉
Happy birthday
happy birthday!!! have a good day 💗
Happy flippin’ birthday fellow human!!!:DDD hope you have an amazing one!!❤❤❤
🥂 Happy birthday!!!
The most depressing simulator but it’s just my life when Kevin isn’t uploading
Being homeless, I think your videos are great to get me through a tough hour.
hey man, i wish you the best. stay hydrated & cool (for USA in most Goodwill stores we'll let people sit & read/charge a phone/etc all day if they don't intrude on others, so it's one way to stay out of the sun) :)
so grateful to have ur videos to watch when I need to wind down. Thank you Kevin
Good car. Yes, game. 9/10
I love how Kevin tried to sell a fecken Ford focus as a 1 Mil dollar coffee table... his genius is almost frightening
I loved it when Kevin just gave up on the pictures entirely and set the photo of a coffee table.
Every time Kevin gambles his money away in a game I just put my head in my hands and say " why Kevin why?".
6:54 should’ve gotten this achievement when you launched the game.
The fact that Kevin spent the first 5 minutes trying to find where the hell to buy a car and yet its so clearly says buy in the neighborhood
I leave for work at 4am. I might see 10 cars on my side of the road for the entire 30 minutes. The 2:30 minute mark is extremely accurate. Even on the 3 lane road.
14:10 found the RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Music, it hit me in the nostalgia.
That music took me way back
Jolly Rogers Lagoon from Banjo Tooie
I love it
Much love for whoever adds the music for your videos! Just noticed Golden Sun's soundtrack in the background❤
This is indeed a disturbing universe. You can't honk a car horn. The most easy way to hear a beep. Now you can only hope to find answering machines for beeps.
Kev, I love your videos man, and your videos any time of day never fail to put a smile on my face no matter what’s going on, thanks man
Original Trackmania Main Menu Music is a great choice of music at 0:00 ;)
After seeing a ton of other CZcamsrs play this game I'm glad Kevin is doing it too
Thank god kevin didnt go gambling. For his sake ❤
Nevermind 😭
I wish I had a pc to play this game. Watched so many people play it. Skapegote has 14 episodes on it currently. Looks proper fun and its atleast being updated regularly
I love your videos and have been subbed for a while every time you post it makes my day, thanks 🙏
"I drank, like, a few sips of beer! how am i drunk??" me, a US citizen, drinking for the first time in Ireland.
Just found this channel with this vid, and listening to the og trackmania gold soundtrack told me you were a man of culture
Kevin: I'm going to take out a loan :)
the game characters: what's this sensation of dread I feel?
Watching this for the second time bc the first time I just had it on in the background, so glad I did, Kevin is hilarious
Definitely a 7 out of Kevin!
kevin you need to make a video where you go fishing. spain has great fishing especially catfishing. I think youll really like it and it'll be funny seeing you outside
I actually do like this game, especially with new updates still coming out, seems promising
i know the target market is very far but at 2:22 i can hear the soundtrack of Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town during the spring season in the background
"It's not even centered!" Yes Kevin, THAT is the problem here
25:54 The white car is a Mercedes W210, like mine! (The wheels suggest this is an E55, while mine is a tectite grey E320)
I just love how the voice in the intro says "Welcome to Car Simulator for Sale 2023"
Been watching a few others play this, and was waiting for you to try it
Got into a live game show from a forum recommendation had a blast and the bonus was sweet too 📺
the npc idle stance in this game is just that one meme of Kevin from the gta chaos mod days
That Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town music make my heart filled with joy
I got banjo kazooie songs stuck in my head now. 24:36 gobi valley song lets go! Best one in the game.
Thankful for your honesty Kevin! Excited to see you get your joy back that we all love!!!!
This is the kind of game where you have to make your own fun.
Hilarious video as always Kevin!
2:16 yay harvest moon soundtrack! brings back memories of playing harvest moon: boy and girl on my psp 😊
Yay new Kevin vid
You know the real world is fecked when the main character of a sim game lives in a shipping container, and that seems ok.
Cars: 10/10
Sales: 4/10
Office: Open
Depression: Yes
Kevin: so if you’re depressed after watching this, it’s not my fault.
Me, watching this during a bout of severe depression: of course not, silly, it’s mine 💅🏻
When Kevin was like I'm an idiot with a lot of money I just 😂😂😂
I love when Kevin posts definitely makes your day!
I love the banjo and kazooie music you put in the video
Love ur vids they always make my day
Great video Kevin, this game looks fun
I didn't expect you to play this, and I'm so glad you did!! Here we go!
This is the best video i've watched this year. You're hilarious
15:14-15:30 accurately described my real life lmao (functional(ish) alcohol who cleans houses for a living lmao)
Judging by the video of Kevin playing deal or no deal, this should go great! Kevin smart business man. Kevin man sells car here success.
it was entertaining. which is always what I come to Kevin for... thanks for the laughs
That stardew valley BGM in every callmekevin video ❤️❤️ love it
The daily challenges are a must for me they keep the games exciting and up the ante with extra bonuses 🎯
Love it! 💖
the canis canem edit music at 04:00 was a good choice.
Love the harvest moon background music 🔥
Thumbs up for the Golden Sun music! Love it
12:32 Okay but that is literally Scout TF2's cap and earpiece
I love the Bully theme in the background .
Thanks for the video!
Love spinning the roulette it’s my Friday night ritual scored big last week 🌀
02:17 omgggg Harvest Moon music
Good video man.
17:30 For the top iconic Irish idiom of the video. Nice
That sounds awesome I used the welcome bonus myself boosted my play a ton 🎉
18:38 - was that a robin hood men in tights reference?!? epic!
Let's gooooo new Kevin vid!!!!
Appreciate the Harvest Moon background music while the car search is happening 😂
This was legit the best CallMeKevin video since the gta 4 crimeless run
Literally 1 second in and I'm already laughing, think that's a record. Incredible editing.
"send feedback or bugs" - "i'm gonna send you a box of caterpillars" 😂😂😂