NIGELLA LAWSON So Pretty But CAN SHE MAKE RAMEN?
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Uncle Roger knows more about ramen than I expected!
Google
I made ramen a couple of months ago, and it was quite an undertaking. Not including research It took about three days to marinate the eggs, and several hours beyond that to put together and cook.
my hero
@@foosmonkey that's why most Japanese people don't eat ramen at home. And when they do, its usually like uncle Roger said, instant ramen and you add the toppings. The marinated eggs can be found at every convenience store here so you just buy those and add anything else you would like
My guy! Love your vids!
"I hear Nigella like magic white powder also"
Im f*cking gone
That set me all the way free.
I bout died 🤣
Omg he actually went there 😂
come back
I laughed so loud at this my dog ran away.
Drug dealer: "You want some magic white powder"
Uncle roger: "You sell MSG? I'll buy"
somehow this is believable...
u mean “I’ll take 5”
MSG is salt on CRACK
i just imagine UNCLE ROGE accent while reading your comment
@ピクセル meth you mean Cocain?
her choice of measuring, her vocabulary, her sparkly kitchen setting.... she's more like a fairytale writer than a cook
I'd let her read me a bedtime story...
Thats what you get after coming down from a 30h coke session
Certainly a fairytale body
i think it's kinda endearing. humanizes her lol@@formula1marshal
😅😅@@paulvontarsus729
Love how Uncle Roger and Nigel got two different voices, lmao
Because they are two different person.
its because theyre different people, obviously
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of course Aisha. I knew it all women are lesbian and everybody keeps saying Aisha was a lesbians so yeah
“Mother I Like to Fry rice for”
I’m dead....
I will fry all my rice for her. Lmao I wish he would roast the life out of me one day
@Dyslexic Mitochondria Epic channel ya got there bud
fyi fry rice means to have sex in asian(at least Taiwan) slang
😂😂
Translate it to Chinese, you'll learn more 😏😏😏
Some say that when Uncle Roger dies, you’ll still be able to hear him roasting Jamie Oliver from beyond the grave.
❤❤❤💯😆😆😆😆😆
Lmaoooo
lol, this made me laugh so hard!
🤣
I generally don’t watch South Park, but it’s my husband’s fave. Their episode making fun of celebrity chefs is spot on, and has Jamie Oliver crying in the corner like a baby (or something like that)...
I watched my first ever Uncle Roger video this morning. Now I've watched maybe 20 of them and this is absolutely my favorite episode so far. Thanks Nigella (and Rog)!
same
I love how uncle Roger keeps bringing Jamie Oliver's chilli jam to every video😂😂😂
He will never forgive Jamie Oliver for the chili jam.
Never.
I think we've established that.
Didn’t Jamie redeem himself with the fish recipe?
Fr😂😂
I think Jamie Oliver gave him ptsd 😂😂
@Drukstylz thats even more cursed xD
People can boil, fry, bake etc...
But uncle Roger always roast
LOL
😂
This comment is way under liked.
Uncle Rodger where are you?
lmao 😂 thats the only skill that he master
hearted nicee
My husband loves Nigela, not because of her cooking but because of beautiful camera angles 😅😂
😅🤣 Me too
Same🤤🤤
Lololol I got distracted too 😂😂
Me also but then I remember her wrinkled evil toilet of a father and I lose my..........abundant affection for her..
@@anthonymichael5078 Good point! 👍
"If that is the only thing you remember from physics, then Mr Clark fucked up. Niece and nephew, don't go to that school. haha!
love how she narrates her cooking like some fine dining, but the ramen just looks like some noodles my dad made with leftover soup on a Wednesday
Lol YES! Like you don't just throw toppings on top of it >...<
Have fun decorating the bowl with the toppings
She's gorgeous, though, and she's not an asshole like Jamie Olivejuice, so I let her off with it.
She cant stand the chaos and noise of an asian restaurant that stuck up colonizer
She’s just pretentious.
I think she's sorta describing it as just something she quickly throws together rather than it being all that fancy maybe?
“I heard Nigella likes white powder also”
I fell off my chair laughing and now I can’t find my left AirPod
Big mood
did you find it yet?
i cant find my right airpod ;-;
I can't find any airpod
Cuz I can't afford any
@@spicy701 tbh AirPods suck cuz u gotta charge them and the built in mic also sucks
How cute his laughters are in the bloopers 😂❤️
Bangali machi
😂
I drank water at the wrong time, right when he said Nigella like white powder also. It went the wrong way and I couldn’t stop coughing 😂
“Mother I like to fry rice for”
LMAO
Furry
@@woeisme3018 Ok? What does that have to do with anything?
@@lankthedank6931 nothing
@@lankthedank6931 Fury
Fry rice (verb) actually means sex in Taiwan
I can't get enough of you!! You're the funniest Asian dude I've seen! You ROCK! Your Uncle Roger bit is such a riot! You need a Netflix special.
Sounds like Nigella is mostly in love with her vocabulary- whether it fits or not! She believes she is an English teacher Uncle Roger, for sure.
"M-Mother
I
L-like to
F-fry rice for"
- my life is changed for ever.
For real lol
😂 the best part
Lol
Needs this in shirt form
I browsed around just looking for this comment thank you
My wife is Japanese and one thing I've learned in over 30 years of marriage don't screw up the ramen.
I feel you man🤣🤣🤣🤣
ラーメン=天国からの祝福
@Yang Lee I’m Taiwanese and screw that college
You messed up Ramen at some point haven't you? What did you do
@@sbusisomanqele4318 Let's just say that my wife's nickname for me is 外人 (gaijin)
9:33 I love how uncle roger just pulls a chopstick out of thin air
Magic white powder had me cracking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: wow thanks for the likes (Ma I'm famous liao! 😁)
uncle roger learning how to use camera angle,not bad not bad
Fuiyohh
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Fuiyoh you noticed
"...M.I.L.F. " I burst out in laughter instantly infront of my entire family.
Rip
Obligatory FNF reference: -mommy mearest if she weren't a demon-
someone say time stamp pls
*TIMESTAMP!!!!!!!!!*
0:18
"I will send u my chopstick for free"😁
I just got back from Singapore yesterday and was feeling holiday blues, so glad uncle roger came across my feed.
"Nigella Lawson is M.I.L.F.
*MOTHER*
*I*
*LIKE TO*
*FRY RICE FOR* " - Uncle Roger, 2021
lol this is a joke in Chinese
😂😂
wait a minute isn't that oh never mind
@@DavidLin can you explain?
@@nivekjotornoshiroe I might be banned if I explain it but it's the literal meaning of the f word
I love those moments when Nigel breaks character and speaks with his normal English accent
say sorry children if you're gay
@@ghythmramer2515 sorry children
@@ghythmramer2515 sorry children
@@ghythmramer2515 Sorry children
@@ghythmramer2515 sorry children
Probably the best Uncle Roger video so far! Thank you for the laughter.
Looks like Uncle Roger found a replacement for auntie Hersha after half a year of being single 😅
🤣
Hello, Hu Tao!
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I see you everywhere lol
@@beautifulwithbrain8827 🤣🤣
“Mr, Clark fucked up.” Such underrated brilliance.
I laughed so hard 🤣
Or maybe her physics was not good enough.
@@user-qu6xp3jq4c my man can’t take a joke lmfao
This guy is genius 🤣🤣🤣
When was this?
"I can't eat with chopsticks but I can stir with one" feels like a dad joke
The way he says “sorry children” ☺️❤
I always look forward to him saying that. :D My favorite line of his! Just how he goes from Uncle Roger to Nigel in that quick second.
I love how he started mentioning Jamie Oliver instead of auntie hersha for bad cooking skill example so that auntie hersha doesn’t get bullied anymore. Very thoughtful
Hersha's really sweet, though. She fucked up ONCE. Jamie Oliver's entire career is a mess.
@@MrNeosantana it really isn't
@@yohankuriyan7633 I wouldn't say it's a mess but yea it hasn't been the best
Coz hersha already redeemed herself. As for jamie, there's no going back for him.
@@xdqck710 I would say it's the opposite. The only thing 'messy' about his career is his management of his restaurants, the bulk of his (and all famous chefs) money comes from TV. In which he's simply killing it. That's the reason why his net worth is literally double that of Ramsay's
Ah yes, heat it up in the *me crow wah vay*
XD
@Austin Bustamante how do u have that emoji?
She probably thought it was French, like mécrouwavé
@@osakaxq it's an Easter egg
why did i not get this ahahhahah
first two mins roger killing me already 😂😂
bro, bro has no chills ! 😭
The 'Micro wa ve' got me 🤣🤣
"Ramen without tare, is like uncle Roger without orange polo"
me: *visualizing uncle roger shirtless*
Right?? Especially at those "Sorry, children..." parts. 🤤
"Sorry, children." 🤣🤣🤣
Me too 😂😂
You should check out the uncle roger makeover video, might see something you like 😂
@@TechWiz717 Thank you friend for informing me about that video👌❤😁
"Nigella gives off the girl next door look if you live next to escort agency " LOL that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂
which timestamps
@@kepo364 at the end in the outtakes 12:10
Come across your channel 48 hours ago. Binge watching, GENIUS!
I mean, yeah, the ramen's really weak, but I think the thing that disappoints me most is the radish coloring the broth pink. I remember making cabbage soup once and learning the hard way that there's a very good reason you don't use red cabbage for it.
Or add cabbage too early. Cook for any length of time and it becomes a bowl of slimy slop. I learned that the hard way.
Who cares about color of cabbage soup
Still can't get over the fact that she said "Fat from the Milk warmed in the meecroWaaaVe"
6:58
from now on i will always call it a "meecrowaawey"
Lol 😆 I died😂😂😂🤣🤣69th like😏
@TwinTurbo Ray That's actually pretty interesting, since the magnetron's the business end of the microwave. Sorta like calling an oven a "heating element."
I usually love Nigella's language skills...but here you have uncle Roger roasting her and I suddenly agree with him.
She sounds ridiculous. This is the first video I've seen of hers and I don't think I could ever watch her cook again without silently roasting every phrase in my head lol
2 comments above me very right
I thought the posh act was supposed to be intentionally funny lmao
@@chomosuke0720 Nope. It's to hide the fact she doesn't have a clue what she's doing in the kitchen.
It was the mee cro wah vey for me
"Pay attention to food, not two other thing." Technically speaking...
3:27 I got a cex ad around here, it made me laugh so much because of the timing 😂
Any British chef : " made an Asian cooking tutorial "
Uncle Roger : *and I took that personally*
Yes of course
Food is everything
later our food will be made wrong in the eyes of the world
The only british celebrity chef I know, that respects any kind of asian cooking is Gordan Ramsay.
"ex wife auntie hellen is gone forever so uncle roger available" i died at that moment
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Begone
Rip
awailable*
@@angellt2264 Rick roll?
my life will never be the same from now on lmfao
There's a lot of baffling parts of Nigella's process, but the single chopstick to stir just has my jaw on the floor. Like, what is the point?! I can't comprehend how/why she would think to do that, except that she maybe saw a Japanese chef cooking with chopsticks once and thought "well, I don't know how to use chopsticks, but I can use a single stick, and that's authentic." I am beside myself.
To be fair, Nigella has never claimed to be a chef. She has always said she’s just a home cook. But Uncle Roger is very funny 😂
@urbanskatebored can’t fight you with that
She looks nice and Uncle Roger agrees with me.
Nigella is a food journalist.
@@hazeeqrazak still not a chef pepega
That's bullshit and pretentious
"I hear Nigella like the magic white powder also." I spat out my tea.
😏😏😏
I almost died when I heard that...
I was watching this in front of my mom lol
I’m a Nigella fan but this was amusing 😆
"I hear Nigella like that white powder" Holy shit this caught me off guard! Hahahaha!!!!!
SAME
I was like *"Sumimasen NANI DA FAQ?"*
I just finished googling "nigella lawson cocaine"
I wheezed at it
@@anthropos366 the cringe in this comment is making me overdose
"if radish is food of god, Uncle Roger rather go to hell"
next thing you know, Jamie Oliver's fried rice waiting for you there. haiya.
HAIIIYAAAA
I just knew he was gonna say MSG was food of the Gods when he asked that question
Mother I’d like to cook rice for this guys just hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣
I love this kind of video.❤ Analyzing and Criticizing 😂🎉
“Auntie Helen gone for good, so uncle roger available.”
WHERE DID AUNTIE JENNY GO, UNCLE ROGER? 😭
Cheated on him as well
@@bryansu9033 wait what?
In the Tare
@@GlitchyBastard so much flaaavoour
awailable*
the number of sexual references in this weijo is unbelievable
That's because it's Nigella. 😉😇
Uh oh... Cancel culture is coming for uncle
I think he over did it
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Thats why he said its his probably his dirties video ever 😆
Come get a husky hit of Uncle Roger 🤣🤣🤣
Dude you are sofa King hilarious. I just discovered you channel. Superb!
😂😂😂 u so cute when u do your bloopers ❤
Uncle Roger: "Third leg"
CC: "Dirt lick"
Ummmmmmm🤣
"Third Leg" makes so much more sense, I could tell what he was saying but was so confused when i saw the captions.😂
dirckt
Hello
(This is just a test,i have 2phones logged in on the same account)
Hello
Why does she sound like she’s about to congratulate Agent 47 on a successful mission?
Edit: where the hell did all these likes come from? I mean geez I’ve never gotten more than like 10 likes on a comment before. Thank you.
I w i l l l e a v e y o u t o p r e p a r e
😂😂😂👍
Beautiful👏👏
Agent 47 taught her how to Assassinate Ramen
Good day to you Mr. Bond
Uncle Rogar fall out in her smile🤗🤗🤗🤗
As a Chinese person, when Nigella ripped the pak choi I felt a deep pain in my heart
you mean bok choy?
@@GeorgiaRobles858in Cantonese is pronounced like this
“Why her knife so small?” You read my mind.
looks like 5 eur knife which I bought in tesco when I was on college.
also why didn't she cut the upper part of the bok choy with it and just tear them instead, whyyy
Have you seen the size of knives used by Marco Pierre White? Gordon Ramsey's former boss and a far better chef (back in the day).
@@mwrkhan no off to google!
Uncle Roger voice--"Knife So small so may-kee small radish look like BIGGER, eh?!-Wink, Wink!
You need a whole episode devoted to how Nigella pronounces “microwave” we can’t let that one slip by Uncle!!
It was done in such a pretentious manner.
@@Grizzleback07 I mean it doesn't seem like she has a single unpretentious bone in her body, so...
I read this comment before the full video and went "what, does she call it a 'meekrow-wovay'" and the she did and I about lost my shit
@@tacoedits3302 😂😂
@@Grizzleback07 she was just being silly. Amazing how many people missed the joke.
"mee crow wahhvay" no way is that real bro im fucking losing it LOL
“Come get husky hint of uncle roger”
I’m changing my name to Nigella, come gimme my husky hint. 😂😂
Third leg standing up 😂😂😂
Insaflah wahai saudara
HAHAHA...KOCOK PAKAI SABUNLAH
aik aqil pun ada
Hmmmm bahaya ni
Hmmm
"Nigella Lawson gives a 'girl next door' vibe... If you live next to an escort agency" is just too funny yet too mean lmao
😂😂😂😂
She absolutely looks like she could be running a brothel.
Gold.
This is comedy gold!!! 😂😂😂😂
I enjoyed the outtakes the most, Uncle Roger! 🤪🤪🤪
at this point I think we can safely say that everybody is better than Jamie Oliver in the kitchen.
Not everybody, more like average person
@@sausagepeels428 so, almost everybody. Lol
Why you say that?
Mmm what about Kay’s Cooking *shudders*
xDD
Best line: “…I hear that Nigella like the magic white powder also…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
He did his homework 😂
Omg!!! 🤣🤣🤣
OH NO HE DIDN'T 🤣 that's kinda below the belt... But I guess that's also one of Uncle Roger's favourite places. 😜 Haiyaaaa.
I feel like I’m watching the start of one of those videos you always bring up
Oncle Roger should totally be on TV, so talented, so funny
The cocaine thing was funny wasn't expecting that 😂
I am dying😁😂
Me too. I just can't stand to laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Roger said he's done with women but this time Uncle Roger making himself special and available
He has magical white powder he wants to give to her.
Seeing an hearing Aunty Nigella, I dont blame him. Yeah baby, Yeaaaaaaaah!
Sorry children
At least Uncle Roger have interests in women again. Kinda sus
I didn't even see "the two things" unril Uncle Roger pointed it out
Lots of love from India uncle Roger hope to meet u in real life too ...can't forget uncle Roger MSG..UNCLE ROGER WEEJIO WAS like ADDING MSG IN MY LIFE.
"We Asians love using big knife"
*My mom with her one small knife has entered the chat*
That sounds ominous, but im sure your mom isn't irrational at all :) *uncomfortable laughter
then tell her to leave the chat
But is that her only knife?
@@imcalledgpk She has multiple of the same size and recently she has started using a bigger knife too
Sounds like a yandere
She use it to cook food or to stab?
"I bet Nigella Lawson likes white powder also-"
*GOD I AM DEAD NOW HELP ME MY LUNGSSS*
Dude, she lived during the 80's. We were all doing cocaine in the 80's.....
@@briankern6644 Just because you lived through 80's doesnt mean you did cocaine like anyone else .
@@it_is_what_it_is269 Bro it was the 80'! 😂😁
@@briankern6644 The snorting eighties (I was born in 95 so I’m just a pot head)
I love you so much, Uncle Roger ! You are so funny but so right in everything you say. Bisous de France
OMG.... dude, you're killing me. You're hilarious 😂
I’m actually a bit surprised she done the ramen egg part perfectly. In some ramen restaurants I go to, the yolk is hard boiled and not runny at all. Honestly, just messing up the egg itself kind of ruins the ramen. It kinda messes up the image if you know what I mean...
cooking 1 egg perfectly is easier than cooking 100 eggs perfectly. Still, if the yolk is overcooked to yellow, it shouldnt be served in the bowl imo.
The egg still looked plain though, didn't look like it had been flavoured / left to marinate.
the stabbing of the runny yolk and watching it flow slowly through the broth....best part of the eating.
Hu Tao my waifu
I usually don’t eat the egg, but you got a point
Uncle Roger: "Elegant Fingering!"
Me: "That doesn't sound right!"
Sorry Children
"if that´s the only thing you remember from physics, Mr. Clark fuc%ked up"😂
Hilarious how in love uncle Roger is with the kitchen
uncle roger: tells us not to be dirty
uncle roger again: continues to be dirty
Sorry children.
He's our dirty uncle, what were you expecting?
Like number 69.
Sorry Children
Lol
I got him, "fried rice" ...the other meaning in Asia. You are bad bad...
2:00 bro i was not even looking u make me look it
You lie
"If you're vegetarian and want to eat Ramen. Just don't. You don't deserve Ramen. Eat your leaf" 😂😂😂
The white powder bit got me good!
I'd forgotten all about that.
“ MAGIC WHITE POWDER ” 5:40 😂
This made me hungry. Time to cook some ramen.
Is it instant ramen?
Important question of the Day: what flavour?
@@goodguyaus Hope its sesame oil
Easy, you'll have a nice dish in like six hours
Im gonna make some ramen after i finish this video, lol
Uncle Rodger I love your vidijios
I love how right after he says "come get husky hit of Uncle Roger", a Trojan condom commercial comes on as the advertisement literally right after. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
and this is why I have adblocker on (I'm on PC)
Sorry children
"Mr Clark fucked up... Don't go to that school" Well shit, he's got a point