Uncle Roger Review PARIS HILTON Make Breakfast
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- Uncle Roger review new Netflix show Cooking With Paris. Niece Paris and Kim Kardashian make breakfast. How they do?
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"That's the sound that make these 2 woman famous" - Uncle Roger 2021
LMAO 😂😂😂
I laughed really hard🤣🤣 uncle roger made my day!
Sorry children
Fuiyoh!!!!
I spat my water out when I heard that😹😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Uncle Roger said “This is just rich people fucking around in the kitchen”
I couldn’t agree with him more lol
😂m hitting my bed🤣🤣
I laughed so hard
Totally
No offense to the guy and his humour really helps but oh my god are Paris Hilton's videos boring.
Big facts
You gotta hand it to Paris, she makes Kim look really smart
It’s an act
@@euenfheiejrj No, Kim is actually just brain-dead. I do believe Paris is acting tho.
It’s all an act. She created a character. Watch interviews where’s she’s speaking normally.
both are brainless
@@cruzin7661 I think it's vice versa. She's probably coached and learned to act proper and relatively normal in interviews.
But similar to what you said, in these videos she exaggerated her absurdness and "quirks". The real Paris is probably a mix between the two. But what do I know I may be biased because she's a bit grating in this video imho. Even Uncle Roger's really good jokes couldn't help thisone.
Paris somehow made Kim look like a responsible adult who knows her way around the kitchen 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Another Kim Kardashian stan? Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
12:19 "yeah I'm sure you're going to be doing it over and over" had me
Kim isn't dumb at all, y'all just love to hate that family
@@Cassi0118 That family gets paid to be hated so what's the problem?
@@Cassi0118 neither is Paris. both of them have cultivated extremely engaging (for better or for worse) caricatures and are highly intelligent, and self aware businesswomen.
“If you asked niece Paris to get rice-cooker”, she think you ask her to hire Chinese guy”. You know the funny thing, I can really see this happening 🤣🤣
This is an incredible line lmao
😂 my thought exactly!!
I cracked lol as a Chinese guy 🤣🤣
Honestly I can be her rice cooker. Bet the pay is higher than average line cook in any of the Hiltons
“I love cooking” She says, as she enters a kitchen for the First time in her life.
LOL
It sounds weird but she actually cooks pretty often and said so since it wasn't important to look as complex as a broken barbie doll. She has no skill, but she enjoys it, unlike my ex MIL who had no cooking skills after 30 years of practice and didn't even enjoy it.
@@xilj4002 your ex cant even cook properly after all those training then she cant ever be a mother...god who knows what will happen to her kid 😅
@@ZeroRarity4842 No, not my ex, my ex Mother-In-Law. And so I know what happened to the kid. Stage 1 is "I hate food". Stage 2 is eating at someone else's house and realizing not all food resembles saltless boot soles with mud. Stage 3 is a bunch of yelling matches with mom. Stage 4 is becoming and adventurous and decent cook by the age 20, and never eating mom's food ever again.
Lmao
"This just rich people fucking around in kitchen" - Uncle Roger 2021
uncle Roger based.
uncle Roger based.
40 year old women-child
This is a gag show
@@deadrose5372 I stand by my statement. Purely from that blender scene
'When Kim makes pizza with her kids, it's adorable. But when Uncle Rogers makes pizza, it's child labor ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Uncle Roger don't want my breakfast to remind me of strip club", this guy truly never misses
Kim - Do I have glitter on my face?
Paris - A tiny bit ABOVE your eyebrow.
(Kim wipes below her eye)
That pretty much sums up the IQ in that kitchen.
she was wiping below her eye bc she teared up and her eyeliner was running
They are both very smart, because acting dumb in all their shows is how they get views & millions....
@@bananapudding4854 yeah but people in the comment section aren't too smart to figure that they say what other people say they can't think for themselves
True🤣
@@bananapudding4854 you just believe that..saying allot about your iq to
They all have personal chefs and many servants…. They live in excess while those of us who actually work for a living with actually skills are left the scraps of life… as a 17 year chef we deserve more!
The way she handles the marshmallow strings at 3.20 is exactly how the surgeon showed me what he was going to cut during my vasectomy. I also realised in that moment that he was completely drunk.
This guy has the most brutal roasts lmao, “white with nothing inside” 🤣 💀
white with nothing good inside.. lol
Tbf Kim def had something inside once 😶
Lol,I can't control the laughter, uncle Roger is gonna kill me with brutal jokes
Yet he is so accurate! I guess that is why it is so funny.
The amount of roasts in this video 😂
pog
AYYYY ITS STEVEN THE FAILURE
@@nikopeponis9885 not as much failure as you
A lot like 95% of the video 🤣
I used the Asian style parent broomstick technique in your video on my brother so thankyou
I agree with the “where the cozy” part
What makes your home cozy isnt size or what you put in there
It’s love
I enjoyed the entire video. But, you got me with "danger danger bath bomb" for a toaster🤣💙
“If your marshmallow look like Smurf diarrhoea, you fucked up.” One of the fucking best food review lines of all time.
lmao
savage
It’s ok. Maybe find some standards.🙄🤦♂️
@@spanqueluv9er Way to be a karen. Did you know "HUmOr" existed?
Niece Paris: "... but I wanna become a mom soon so..."
Reality: *gives child to nanny*
I hate all these rich people with all my heart.
@@biswasronit not all are bad, a few are just regular human beings
hires a poor immigrant to be the surrogate
Let's pray she does, I pity the child that gets raised by her.
@@MarkDeSade100 you sound a bit jealous. i mean, she has the time, the money and all resources. what can you offer your child? look at kylie jenners kid, she is well behaved even though her mother is rich
How come after all these years, Paris still manages to make Kim look like a maid?!
Once people accept a boss/servant dynamic, it's hard to outgrow it.
All we need is a Ray-J cameo.
so agree she looked like paris maid man!!!!
"what is love?" well uncle roger, it is something indescribable, you can only feel it. We fans will give you the most love we can until you find someone else! We are your loving nieces and nephews forever. Love your cooking videos and humor. - Speaking from the side of 10 of my friends (huge fans of yours).
I almost died when he called a toaster the “ danger danger bath bomb “ 🤣🤣
Literally had to pause to recover
🤣🤣
Same. It stays. Never calling it a toaster again.
almost? Take the danger danger bath bomb with you next time
@Lucky win - didnt get that. can anyone explain?
Uncle Roger: "Onion powder wrong type of white powder."
Me: "Yes! Use cocaine!"
Uncle Roger: "MSG instead."
Me: *nods wisely* "Yes, MSG. Makes sense."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooooo
Honestly, I thought cocaine first too...And I actually have MSG in my pantry, and use it regularly on eggs.
I don't know why, but my brain works the same way.
Must have been all the cocain I have used. Never in food though, funny enough..
Lol
The roast from the Turkey bacon made me die of laughter, 8:00 I wouldn’t be able to keep watching this with uncle roger.
He’s so right, if she traveled to learn how to cook the show spin-off would be: the simple life - cooking edition
This makes Jamie Oliver’s egg fried rice seem like a 5-star hotel breakfast
True
Yup 👍😄😄👍
Everyone is better than Jamie Oliver until proved otherwise
They're only worthy members for his royal kitchen.
@@imnotpaidenoughforthiscrap3513 even my egg fried rice better than Jamie Olive Oil and I amateur cook
His rice too wet and dish don't come together
Not a fan of Kim K at all but I absolutely LOVED her petty sarcastic comments to Paris 😂😂 "I'm sure you're gonna cook this everyday" 🤣🤣👌
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Kim K at least does something productive stuff. Working towards taking the bar and involved in criminal justice reform. Paris is fucking useless. She's stealing oxygen from all of us.
@@rrdt her idea of criminal justice reform is to let criminals go lmao
If she said that a couple of decades ago she'd be fired 😂 Kim K used to be Paris' stylist before she got famous herself.
me too growing up, only type of cereal was corn flakes. when other types came along we called them all "cornflakes". cornflakes was synonymous with cereal. like you get a new cereal and you tell people that you found this new " cornflakes" in the market, and they ask "what kind?" 😄
I like how he mentioned corn flakes cause that is the only thing i was given for snacks at the time and 90% of the time they were bland otherwise as sweet as my mother to me
Without Uncle Roger's commentary I never would have made it through the video.
If MSG makes every food better, Uncle Roger makes every video better
Without Uncle Roger's commentary i will never watch this shift.
Fax the cringiness in that video had me dead fr
I barely got through it with his commentary 😅
🤕.. 👌🏻😷🤣
I love how people spend whole life in kitchens perfecting their art and never getting recognition yet a vacant celebrity wakes up one morning and says ‘I am food expert now’
Wang Gang is a great example
@Trinity M she has no intelligence to begin with. No talent she was born rich and is a media personality what is there to defend.
@@juandiegoflores3178 well, she makes good business, it means she is not stupid, I thing she is much smarter as she looks like, it's good tactic to make people to underestimate you
@Trinity M I mean if only she didn’t come off as a pretentious rich person. Then maybe that would be believable
@@filipstruhar It's easy to make good business when you're living off of inheritance. Elon Musk pulled the same trick; lives off the inheritance from his dad's emerald mines from Apartheid South Africa and now he's convinced the world he's a scientific genius.
Hahahahaha "ah that's so you... Withe with nothing good inside" I'm dead 😂😂😂
Where has this man been all my life! 😂 LMAO I love him!!!
maybe u can replace Auntie Helen who knows
@@markthackray8132 I don't know if he'd like me. I cook with a metal spoon in the pan. Lol 😆
“This is just rich people fucking around.” Holy shit, he speaks so much truth
Yeah!! Exactly Right !! LMAO.
Exactly, like they don't hire nannies, cooks, etc
It's truth
I’d honestly rather watch Jamie Oliver fuck up cooking fried rice
@@jtrixalpha same
“If Uncle Roger tell Niece Paris to get rice cooker, she probably think she have to get Chinese guy to cook rice…”. I am dead now🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Of course they have servants...
The fucked up thing about that statement is I can totally picture her doing that.
Best joke in the video. Nigel is just too good lmao
He's joking & we're laughing. But I have a feeling that he's not wrong 🤣.
It’s official, I’m addicted to uncle roger 😂😂😅😅… love from Nigeria 🇳🇬
4:17 😂 She pulls from the film roll as if she's packing an Amazon box.
I heard Paris completed a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and she got so excited. Because on the box it said 3-4 years
say it ain't so
@@boomeronet7888it ain’t so
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Lies. No way she ever finished a puzzle in her life
I just know that he only uses 1% of his insulting power. Don't hold back, let it go.
Her cooking video its an insult to intelligence itself, he doesn't need to put much effort lmao its like putting effort to make stool smell even badly lol
he doesn't want to get canceled like that one time
Ha
@@bradpu6540 what happened last time?
@@aimanrashidi2426 He doesn't talk about it but he tells people to google his name, basically China made him remove one of his videos because it featured an anti-China personality.
Wait till he finds out about the just marshmallow cereal
Thank god Uncle roger was in this video. I can't imagine watching this original video and being entertained. I was cringing my ass off
Being born to a rich family is a skill Im hoping to acquire sometime
Same
Bold of you to assume you’re gonna acquire it someday
if you work harder, you can teach your children that skill as well!
Yep! They say money can’t buy happiness I would like to test this I just need the money part!!
other people just bought premium packs when they started the game
I had the feeling the production crew just placed the tongs on the counter and were pointing to them and that’s how Paris ended up finding them.
It's tv magic. Im pretty sure It's not her home.
TONG not Thong that women wear with nightgowns
Just a feeling?😂😂
in her defense Paris has been very open that she's playing a character and tbh its served well financially all these years lol
By far the funniest video I've seen! Thanks
The intro scared me! Never leave CZcams Uncle Roger.
You spoiled the comedy for the rest of us...
@@izzo2271 why did u look at the comments before watching the vid
Everyone will have to go one day..... Makes me want to cry
Yo Faker, why aren't you making Piggy content Anymore :(
Exactly, we gonna force nigel to ask his uncle to continue if his uncle dun wan!
"That's the skill you need, born to a rich family"
Too accurate
Hiring a rice cooker joke still hits hard today
"Born to a rich family" best skill ever😆
Lesson learned: "Do not watch celebrities cooking show, it's like watching barbie dolls trying to cook."
Celebrities? you mean Plastic Abomination
I mean barbies are also plastic soooooo...... U are not wrong
Barbie canonically have a lot of jobs, not just being an actress or celebrity. Barbie can cook well if she wants to.
Paris would take five hours to fry an egg
2 Barbie dolls would have been more interesting 🤨
Haiyaaa! even Barbie can cook , Paris Hilton is the Walmart version of Barbie😬
I died when he said multi millionaire but her fridge looks so poverty 😂😂😂
makes sense. she never opened it before so she couldn't know how full or empty it is.
@@giornikitop5373 I will open Paris
Paris reminds me of the balloon arch from my sister’s birthday party. White, pink, and hollow inside.
13:25 lmfao!!! 😂😂😂
Paris: I want to be a mom soon
Also Paris: *Puts glitter in marshmellows*
😂
Then burns it.🤣🤣
Pizza Mozarella
And is also in her 40s...
This aged well
Dont order breakfast If you stay at the Hilton Hotel 🤣🤣🤣
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Hi Vincenzo 👋🏻
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Mama Mia !
Nice, the two most disconnected rich people in the world cooking together and my favorite uncle roasting them. Now that's what I call content!
Bro that “Auntie Helen = pig” roast was outta town
The expression Paris had when she realized she has clean the kitchen was
phenomenal🤭
Except she doesn't have to :/
And they never actually showed it. "Tip: Kitchens don't clean themselves-the maid does!"
I want to see acooking show with Paris and sometimes Kim learning to cook with Gordon Ramsey, and he treats them like actual adults like in his other cooking shows. It would be hilarious and I think might actually help them grow as people lol
Ik
Also gordon absolutely not destroying those two 😄
same man...i just want Gordon to atleast teach them how to cook and become a scourge for their useless cooking styles...just want to see where does Kim and Paris have their TRP dropped to after Gordon reviews them genuinely like he did in Kitchen Nightmares
they won't be idiot sandwich - they would be "fucked up marshmallows with frittatas on ass"
Petition petition
The day that happens is the day Jamie olive oil makes great chicken fried rice
Yeahaa
Uncle Roger, check out the TV show "The Simple Life" lol it was Paris and Nichole living with different poor families a week at a time and having to do different chores and stuff, one episode the were on a dairy farm and had to milk cows 😂
13:30
Yeah,its Jamie Olive Oil restaurant worthy
This show should actually be called “Paris Learns To Cook” 😆
I doubt she learned anything from that experience
@@ariomintarja4539 she learnt the skill of off-screen cooking. Most effective skill.
Better yet " watch these idiots cook"
“Paris learn the basic cooking skill” 🌝
You're so nice to her. I don't see any learning at all. So cringe-worthy.
As a beginner in cooking, i am not scared of fire or knives ever since i started to try and cook but after seeing Paris Hilton’s cooking, it makes me feel like im a professional chef or smth
Sorry children but genuinely you should not be on this channel ....
GO BACK TO SCHOOL KID!
@@slifermobile I'm just two years older than them I'm still here
Okay kid
@@whatisnorah lol
6:43 BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
Uncle Roger, u broke me!! 😂😂😂😂
I cry-laughed sooo hard...
Paris: "I'm so happy that we learned how to make this"
Kim: literally doing all the work because she's probably already learned how to make this.
At least she's working for once, it's a nice change 😂
You can tell who was born multimillionaire and who weren't. Yes, Kim K was well off but they weren't *that* rich and didn't grew up with people cooking and cleaning for them, although sometimes i think they forget.
Also Kim used to be Paris’s assistant when she was younger lol
Honestly thank goodness Kim was there... Cause watching Paris trying to do this alone would probably result in an uncontrollable kitchen fire. I can't believe people grow up so unbelievably rich they don't know what a blender is...
"It is so her; white, with nothing good inside."
Uncle Roger=best commentator ever
I agree, he's funny af and speaks facts
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I was looking for this 😃
I always wondered what was so off about rich peoples houses and it’s the fact they don’t have any of the stuff that makes a house a home thanks for pointing that out uncle Roger
"I love cooking" ...."is that a blender?"...."whats a tong?"
The second time she said "sliving" my mind went to Mean Girls "stop trying to make fetch work".
Yes! Me too, and I've never even seen Mean Girls!
And Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how Kendall learned to cut cucumbers
I thought you were going to say "handle cucumbers". Which considering both her sister Kim and Paris were doing it on video, she had good teachers.
@@rockoorbe2002damn that's better ig😅
The sad thing is there's actually 5 year olds that are more experienced in the kitchen than these 2 adults combined
HAHAHAHA I haven’t finished yet but can’t help leaving a comment. DANGER DANGER BATH BOMB HAHAHAHAHAHA🎉 11:32
I’m so confused Paris had a whole documentary about how she is actually really smart and had gone through all this trauma but then has a cooking show where she claims she loves cooking yet doesn’t know how to cook anything…or really know anything about cooking…
Thats her marketing her brand.
Cooking doesn’t make you smart. Jamie Oliver cooks too. Is he a genius?
Why is she doing that weird breathey/sexy voice when talking about Lucky Charms? It's so weird.
@@wendywr thankyou. I thought it was just me.
@@Priya_B yeah. She's milking her brand.
The way Paris holds that knife, it cuts me deeper than that blade ever could
😂😂😂
You had me at DANGER DANGER BATH BOMB!!!
Gives "stupid rich" a new meaning.
The fact he didn't put his leg down is incredible
Ikr
He never had any expectations to begin with. And they never cooked real food.
Cos he no longer expect more after knowing she isn't a chef lol
"Miss Paris probably thinks tong is my brother"
Dead
Pls I liked. Don’t smack me
I swear this entire weejjio had me reeling - haiyya moments MAX!
"If you ask niece paris to get rice cooker she gonna think you asking her to hire some chinese guy"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG DEAD!
I think she thought same thing when Kim asked for tongs. She thought Kim asked for a Tong.
Solid gold 😂😂
Lucky charms is dessert. The look on her face when she was told to clean. I’m dying 💀☠️💀☠️💀
I love uncle Roger videos so hilarious ♥️♥️👍🏾
Had a good laugh. 😂😂 The best Uncle Roger
I'm surprised they made it that far with the half brain cell they split between the two of them😂
It's split 80,20, making Kim look smart.
Paris seems to be a reasonably intelligent person, but has that "stupid blonde" front because that's her public image.
meanwhile me who got scared shitless with just the intro about her cooking XD
Kim was laghing at Paris she's as brainless as Paris.
😆😆😆 oh! They still have that much brain left?
Good lord this was the saddest excuse for a cooking show I've seen. I'm amazed uncle Roger managed to watch the whole thing. You sir are a champion
They could have given this show to an actual upcoming chef but instead they're making the rich richer . This cooking show is ridiculous she doesn't have any idea how to cook anything they could have even brought in a chef or chefs to teach her
@@nikeishamohammed9734 11 year old me can cook better
@@boah-ist65 i think a toddler could do better
I made it to nearly 6 minutes.
@@nikeishamohammed9734 what am I watching?? Watching this video made my head empty. 🙃
In an apocalypse, we kno who is dying first, not Uncle Roger for sure 😂😂😂😂
they need an oscar for being the worlds best actress
13:27 Uncle Roger, you gotta calm down with that shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Multi millionaire, but her fridge looks like poverty"
😂😂😂😂
"refugee camp" hahaha
They dont need to eat
The fancier their kitchen, the less they cook. The more expensive the fridge, the emptier it is.
@@syzygy6769 That might not even be their kitchen, probably just a set they rented somewhere. For someone as rich as the Hiltons, they've got to have their own cook and a whole waiting staff.
The brother asked a very good question, "WHERE THE COSY??"
“Ms. Paris probably thinks tong is my brother or something” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Cooking tip: Kitchens don't clean themselves"
A tip only a rich person would consider useful.
@@lionimela5119 There are no simps in Ba Sing Se.
@@anonymousperson8710 leaf from the vine
@@kanekilife4885 falling so slow
@@anonymousperson8710 like fragile, tiny shells
@@vaiduliuke Drifting in the foam
12:50 “Soapy-soap clang-clang machine”
As much as I hate to admit this, she still did a better job with the plastic wrap than I do. I've been trying to master that for decades.
12:28 uncle Roger being genuinely happyon roast 😂😂😂😂😂😂
man, i don't even like kim kardashian, but she's carrying this show.... paris looks and sounds dead inside 💀
paris loves cooking but she can't differentiate mixer and blender eye-
well the whole purpose of the show is showing she can't cook but still stupidly cook anyway. it's the rich ppl's joke nowadays ig
she's a valley girl
She's just so fucked up from all the drugs she's done lol. But also she never had to lift a finger to do anything. Because her family had money to have other people do shit. 💀 She's just physical there but not mentally there if that makes any sense.
Its all an act. She doesn't even sound like this normally.
“If you ask niece paris to get rice cooker, she is gonna think asking her hire a chinese guy”
-uncle roger 😂
Oh, is Tong the guy who cooks your rice?
Paris is going to use that Asian guy more than just cooking rice. 😏
UNCLE ROGER DID NOT TAKE HIS LEG DOWN
You are 🎉the best guy ever with a natural and straight character. Be yourself 🎉❤