Uncle Roger DISGUSTED by this Dating Show (Love Island)
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Will Uncle Roger learn some dating tips from Love Island? The search for love continues...
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#loveisland - Komedie
YES NO MORE SELFIE STICKS!!! 🤣 and your commentary on this is GOLD LOL
Yooo wassup
Hallo niece Jessica! Your photo so FUIYOH
@@mrnigelng uncle roger goodluck on jessica
Can I expect a collab here? Uncle Roger taking fashion photo, work with the model
I ship it.
"Boobs look so fake, she make the grass look real" I spit out my drink 😂
LOL
Same
I did too cuz I didn't notice the grass was fake!
Uncle Roger use METEOR!
It's Focken effective!
😂😂
Q: "Why no asian?"
A: "Asian doesn't need dating show. Our parents set us up 😂"
😂
So accurate
Thats so funny. Caught me off guard but so true.
Naruto: 🙁
😆😆😆😆
I love how Uncle Roger is both so purehearted and yet so dirty-minded.
👍🏻🤣🤣🤣
Now my fav uncle roger quote is “if you can’t afford new shirt how can you afford woman” 💀😭
"Being good in bed good, but what about other 23h 59min a day."
I want to roast someone with that line someday.
Spending 2 min 😂
I took it rather too personal
I'm dead😆😆😆
59 not 58😂
Then you just roast yourself lol
"Sex is good , but what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes in the day" ... Killer
That was 😎😎😎
Savage
That was cold 🥶
Funny cause it’s true
Well you generally need minimum 8 hours of sleep so its 15 hours and 58 minuites.
We need uncle roger on the show to judge everything they do😂😂
YES
Yes
“You two, so superficiaaaaaal! No real love here! Where your love? WHERE YOUR LOVE?”
@@sydneyslaughter7163 why is this so accurate?😭😂
Imagine publicly saying you’re partial to married men or women and not being ashamed at all.
What does partial me
what does partial mean?
What do you mean by partial?
Partial?
@@CozmicSwag it just means you like or prefer married people
“YOU DON’T NEED MAN, YOU NEED COMMON SENSE.” Best line EVER, Uncle Roger 👍🏻
👍👍
Pretty good life advice if you ask me
@@8man789 True
Yes
becoz no brain mah.... XD
Uncle Roger:
"I like her the most,she dress so classy"
2 sec later:
"oh she the host"💀
Uncle Roger wrong. Most awesome lady at 6:27.
@@bruceshen1531 hahahaha agree..
@@bruceshen1531 agree..IU
😂
Mmm.
"being good in bed is ok but what about the other 23h and 58 minutes...." I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂was looking for this comment
😂😂😂😂 same here
I swear I would literally watch the whole show but with Uncle Roger as a commentator😂😂😂 So if we ever get a version of the show where Uncle Roger is reacting to every episode I’m in.
Me too, I wouldn't watch this show by itself.
I love how Uncle Roger can still roasts Jamie Oliver even in a non-cooking show 🤣
His main target always Jamie Oliver 😂
2 times! 😂😂😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
“You don’t need a man, you need common sense”
-Uncle Roger
lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Facts!
Is so
Pretty sure this is copied btw
Stolen
@@J__-ci8bp
Copied? He literally said it
The way “sorry children” sounds attractive too😂
When someone is asked "What's your type?" and they respond with a list of physical attributes they need to be removed from society.
💯
True! But, unfortunately, this trend will get worse, presumably with young kids being exposed to social media that glorify superficial features that are designed to show off-anything from luxury goods and services to artificially-obtained physical features.
Then thats almost every person if all they list is physical traits then yeah its a problem
"Tall, dark, and handsome" has been what women like for a long time.
@@SalvadorButtersworth no, tall dark and handsome has been the cliché for a long time. There is no such thing as 'what women like'. Its like saying all men like big boobed dumb blondes.
"This is what happens if your culture doesn't have bubble tea." LMAO
Read that comment exactly when he dropped it lol
Bubble tea is so fucking great
@@kerrygamer9359 Wha-
@@kerrygamer9359 seriously
@@tg.tyrant2302_ black circle thing is real good
Its not just Egg Fried Rice anymore.. Uncle Roger is expanding his domain
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Domain expansion
@@praaveen407 😂😂
@@praaveen407 I was waiting for someone to make a jjk reference.
@@praaveen407 I was about to-
After this weejio, winking will never be the same again 😂
''boobs so fake make the grass look real''🤣 i cant!!
“His skin is more Orange than Uncle Roger’s polo shirt. It’s like he took a shower in Chernobyl.”
He got that that one out before he broke. 🤣
didn’t get the joke. Why orange in Chernobyl
Radiation man
@@shootervane8966 radiation
@@shootervane8966 woooooooshhh
Nephew Jake -"I'm a water engineer"
Uncle Roger - "I think he just mean he plumber"
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
Water engineering is a civil-engineering specialty which is the designing, building, and maintenance of the regional water-supply infrastructures for business and residential use.
However, Uncle Roger might be right. The man claiming to be a water engineer might not be one.
@@chiensyang Sounds like a fancy plumber to me.
@@elobiretv,
This is like saying electrical engineers are fancy electricians.
@@chiensyang aren't they tho? :p
@@chiensyang I mean they kinda are.
Every single word uncle roger said was 100 percent true...
This show has come up on my Netflix feed, and every time I was like, "Nope, no thanks!" Finally, Uncle Roger came along and showed me the way to truly appreciate this content!
"You're trying to find boyfriend not customer" - Uncle roger.
Best quote hahaha
Love this quote 😂😂😂😂
Very true
Love your username 😌
@@sunshinesugar2635 Thank you!!!💜
"You're trying to find boyfriend, not customer."
This had me lmfao
Bruh
Same 😅
It's so true
Bangke 🤣🤣
That's what i thought too
Wow he started winking and sticking his tongue 👅 I started laughing my soul out 😂😂😂
Uncle! U made my day 😭👍 the blink Nd the tounge was so true
The PE teacher is the only guy who was accurate about his job.
Water engineer - plumber
Semi-pro footballer - currently unemployed, and play Sunday league
Nah water engineer is actually a more qualified plumber with more responsibilities.
Water engineers work under water, with the mechanics that *beg to be fixed underwater. Scuba style sometimes
*need
@@constancenoh6872 🤦♂️not quite they repair, maintain sewage , waste water - sea defence walls, reservoirs pipe works plumbers for water supply companies. Hyperbaric Welders repair underwater piping different profession all together.
@@DeafmandalorWhoops. My bad, I must've confused them.
@@zoarmhirr2964 sounds like a plumber with extra steps
We need Uncle Roger on the dating show
Why you everywhere mate 😂 but yes!
The new justin y
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Heh
I'd love to be on a show like this with Uncle Roger. We would bond while making fun of the other participants and judging them
Sounds like your insecure
FancyCatVomit , only when I'm making jokes.
@@fancycatvomit435Naa you sound like the insecure one. Go cry a river
This whole video 🤣 I didn't expect to laugh my ass off ! Plummer 🤣🤣🤣
"Semi-pro footballer. Just like Jamie Oliver semi-pro chef."
Tenth degree burn 🔥
Semi-pro? He is a full time pro faker chef.
@@tanmaybonde exactly he worst than semi pro more like random dumpster chef
@@maximuschow6610 Wtf, did you just insult my local homeless, Jeffrey, his dumpster cooking is fire, not induction stove like Jamie Oliver.
HAIIYAAAAAAAH
Uncle Roger is literally giving a review for a dating show, yet he still found a way to roast Jamie Oliver 😂
We need Uncle Roger & Jamie Oliver collab in a reality dating show
true love i suppose ahhahahaha
@@newname3718 ugh, new otp Rogiver 😩❤❤❤ the enemies to lovers trope we all need
connecting water engineer into being a plumber is so funny to me XD
We need more of Uncle Roger roasting Love island!! Make it a series please!
"You looking for boyfriend not customer"
Damn, way to insult *auntie Helen* bro.
Uncle Roger please do this do Auntie Helen.
If you are reading this
"You trying to find boyfriend.. Not customer"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Not funny at all.
@@sindeeddoesweirdshit yeap. Not funny...because Their really finding customer.
@@sindeeddoesweirdshit lol butthurt
Honestly the Ouija board joke was pretty good
The I for infection joke and the other one with the fake grass were super funny! Great video!
“This is what happens when your culture doesn’t have boba tea. You need to find something else to suck on.” Classic!
When I introduced my friend to boba tea recently, her reaction, “Why do I have a mouth full of balls?”
HHAHAHAHA OMG
That’s... that’s what she said 🤣
Reminds me of a line from the blooper reel of “almost Christmas”, “we don’t put balls in our mouths”. It was in reference to boba tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like chicken feets lol
Hahahaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You're looking for boyfriend , not customer"
Uncle Roger Book of Wisdom
I laughed so hard at that
@@rubylee4704 sameeehahahhahahahahah
So good, so true lol
5:03 😭 lmao
Rush Hour Joke was the Best 😂😂😂
"You don't need man, you need common sense." So much truth, about every reality dating show ever, so early in the video.
Even with Uncle Roger's hilarious commentary, this show is a paaaaaaaaaaaaain to watch, goddamn.
Same! I couldn't have watched this otherwise. And it was still.... Ugh.
The biritsh accent doasnt halp also..I can't believe the irish/Scottish accents (one of the greatest ones) are so close to the English once (one of the worst)
@@yuvalgabay1023 Tbf these shows always depict the ones with the worst "chavvy" accents not proper spoken English, like TOWIE and made in Chelsea everyone thinks people from Essex sounds like Joey Essex
Havent watch it hahha just a weird show
First time seeing it and I'm speechless.
2:32 "You're trying to find boyfriend, not customet" makes me almost died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm going to participate in love Island for uncle roger on behalf of my Asian brothers
"Why no Asian?" I think we have more values and morals than that.
Yea
so true lol
And who are you to decide which morals and values are superior as opposed to others? It's just a different culture chill out.
We just aren't open to this kind of show. This is so western.
@@SampsfaN i think they meant these people from the western part are more vulgar compared to the conservatives in Asia. It's kinda true lmao chill
Uncle Roger after being cheeky: “Sorry, children.”
‘Love Island’ every 5 minutes: “Sorry, Uncle Roger.”
@Tom Simons ᨆ shut up
HAHAHAH
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@@davidabuyo6932 stfu
These dating shows are so crazy and disgusting especially here in France. It feels like loosing your brain cells watching such a boring show.
I have never watched any stuff like this. I only watched him roast the show.
I do not watch xx content; I do not hold female friends or hands. I call out misogntsic men and have GB worth of data. I do not seek out women. I do not dream about women. I do not fetize women. Insecure? Nope. Women are fooled by women. Women are used and abused by women. Men are WEAK.
I tried watching the Indian version of this, it triggered me in so many levels so i stopped watching within few episodes :/
14:51 I don't think I can move on.
"Why no Asian?"
Me: "Because we Asians are better than that?" 😂
Shannon is Asian!
正解！（沒
Asians have a life
I wish I could say the same for us too.
Asian culture arent this wild 😂😂😂
this was so fun to watch
make more of these
I never saw that show but was kind of disgusted with it, so I'm very satisfied that this man did a video regarding love Island 😘😘
"Don't say that in public" - This is why I allow my teenager to watch Uncle Roger. Definitely here for the morals.
I salute you, though be ready for your child cursing
"Control what?! Those boobs so fake they not going anywhere!" -Uncle Roger
Also 'they're so fake, they make the grass look real' 🤣🤣🤣
As much as I love u, Uncle Roger, I can’t finish watching this video 😂 I have never liked dating shows like this. All fake stuff here.
“This less like love island, more like love refugee camp”. This one got me.😂😂😂
I feel like they could just replace love island with uncle roger judging people. I’d tune in for it lol.
Roasting this disgusting reality show needs to be a series.
Too right with disgusting, this show makes me die.
@Madhu Raksha on the first date:
"well, I'm looking for a women with good values, also I would like to have children, form a family eventually and a women I can spend my life with"
"I'm so good in bed I can ride you like a cow"
sounds appealing
The show pretty much says “if you have big muscles, big _proportions_ then you can get a bf/gf”
Nephew's third leg standing up 😂
The catch is: I even doubt that. At least my third leg does not move with these "women". And I am usually easy to get with e.g. "Bikini try on haul" and such stuff.
How in the world did you get through this program. Uncle you're the only reason I finished watching it. Hahaha! You're sssooo funny Haiya! 😆😅🤣😂
“Just like how Jamie Oliver is semi-pro chef…” 😏
STOOOP, HE’S ALREADY DEAD 😂💀
HE FUCKING MURDERED HIM
Wth i jast watched the likes go from 97 to 106
Jamie Oliver was murdered by Uncle Roger too much!🤣🤣
"being good in bed is not bad but how about the remaining 23hours 58minute of the day"💀💀
Lmfo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whole weejio Uncle Roger was stating facts
10:00 less dating more history
That 'I' stand for 'Infection' joke caused Nephew Alec (Me) to put my legs down from bed. So savage, Fuiyoooh!
czcams.com/video/9fFjaxeGwmE/video.html.
🤣
😂😂😂
Caused me to close legs Lol
@Calpis Yakuza Peopke like to spam their CZcams links on other peoples videos. Pretty scummy to leech off of a divorced, lonely Uncle Roger.
Even when theres no cooking, Uncle Roger finds a way to insult Jamie Oliver
And rightly so!
"You need to find men not customer" that's got me! 🤣🤣🤣
"You're trying to find a boyfriend, not a customer" Got me 🤣🤣
This reality show shows the world the most superficial, cheap, contrived, and vulgar aspects of modern Western culture trend.
They're not looking for a date, they're looking for a booty call.
I can't even imagine what society will be like if the teenagers watch this show and imitate it.
You won't find the meaning and responsibility of love by pretending to be a twinkling mirrorball
I agree but it's kinda entertaining at the same time too if you dont replicate its unrealistic relationships in real life, I just watch it knowing it's a silly entertainment show
Tbf they're just looking for work after the show. Usually a boo hoo (website selling cheap clothing) contract.
What you talking about? Do you know how casual the world is about sex? And its getting to the younger and younger. Its really fucked up.
True, it's like they're trying to hook up or something
It would be like 15, 16, 17 year old girls laughing at 16, 17, 18, 19 year old boys for still living at home and being unemployed. Oh wait, that was on a British show/ podcast.
"You need your own place, right? What are you doing, 17 years old and living off mummy and daddy? Embarrassing, right?"
😑😑😑😑
"What the I stands for?" "I nfection" hahaha, you're the best Uncle Roger
I have not laughed so hard in a long time!
"You're trying to find boyfriend not customer" best line EVER
Uncle Roger gives accurate descriptions even outside of cooking
Uncle Roger: *"You trying to find boyfriend, not customer."*
Pretty sure they're just trying to find a money dispenser, tbh.
men included!!
*they're
Some of those swimsuits are being held up by nothing but faith.
💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Lmfao so true
Hahahahahah😂
😫😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣
Every time this comes up on my recommended videos I die 😂😂😂
Water engineers study a broad range of subjects, such as water and wastewater treatment, water infrastructure and water processing and distribution systems. They will understand the environmental, commercial, economic, and social implications of decision-making in the water industry. The estimated salary for a Water Engineer is £34,320 per year in the London, United Kingdom area.
"Those boobs look so fake, they're not going anywhere" XD
You nailed it so bad! XD
I like the bit where he says, it looks so fake it makes the grass look real 🤣🤣🤣
They don't need nails though, look pretty sturdy to me
‘You’re trying to find boyfriend, not customer’ 😂
Love the video and the end bloopers too 😂
Them: “we need a man!”
Uncle roger:”you don’t need man you need common sense”
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
11:27 "10 people sleeping in 1 room? This less like love island, more like love refugee camp." 🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe shows like that exist, I can feel my IQ dropping as I watch with Uncle Roger. Not even MSG can save this show LOL
I once saw a video, that is about a similar show to this one, someone said 'Essex is a country' at the moment I stopped processing the rest of the conversation that person said
@@luce3619bruh
uncle Roger dissapointed he no cook eggfried rice on epstein island
Probably the most chaotic and wierd
Love show ever! Someone likes sucking on toes?? anyway great job on the video Uncle Roger!👍🏼
You don't need men, you need common sense
- Uncle Roger 2021
"Uncle Roger so so old, the only social media that i use, is an ouija board" -Legendary master UNCLE ROGER
Jir sepeg cok
Ahhh yes the ouija board the oldest social media there is
only the brave ones were on them
Where does Uncle Roger end and Nigel begin? This guy is a comedic genius
13:28 Blink sometime, blinking is free. Lmao
When Uncle Roger started winking I was dying
Also Faye listening to Brad and trying to control her facial expressions is a mood
I think her facial expressions were involuntary. A cautionary tale of not to cheap out on Botox and fillers.
“You trying to find boyfriend... not customer” VIOLATION
Everything about this show is repelling every fibre of my being.
the i love sucking toes made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
9:37 Imaging seeing your PE teacher on love island 😭
🤮oh god
Haiyaa!
6:36 she make the grass look real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What About....
Niece Faye "What" Look So Fake.
GRASS IS REAL, And The Man.
Not skipping ads uncle roger I am happy everyday watching your videos ❤❤❤❤watching from Dubai thanks a lot
The outtakes are so damn funny. Holy shit I love you Nigel