đŸ’©Naked lady flees Arkansas State Police - Found hiding in pasture, defecates in patrol unit

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 25. 04. 2024
  • *FULL VIDEO*
    Report:
    ON APRIL 18TH OF 2024, I, TROOPER JACOB GRAHAM WAS SITTING STATIONARY IN THE MEDIAN ON US HIGHWAY
    412. I OBSERVED A RED HATCHBACK VEHICLE TRAVELING EAST ON HIGHWAY 412 IN THE NUMBER ONE LANE AT A
    HIGH RATE OF SPEED. I CLOCKED THE VEHICLE AT 100 MPH IN A POSTED 65 MPH ZONE WITH MY REAR RADAR.
    I PROCEEDED TO CATCH UP TO THE SUSPECT VEHICLE AFTER IT PASSED AND ACTIVATED MY EMERGENCY
    LIGHTS. UPON CATCHING UP TO THE VEHICLE THE SUSPECT BEGAN TO SLOW BUT THE DRIVING BEHAVIOR
    BECAME MORE ERRATIC. AT THIS TIME I WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER ATI68M WHICH WAS
    DISPLAYED ON RED PONTIAC VIBE. I PROCEEDED TO ACTIVATE MY SIREN AND SHORTLY AFTER THE SUSPECT
    VEHICLE VEERED OFF THE HIGHWAY IN A SOUTHEAST DIRECTION AND IMPACTED A FENCE LINE. THE SUSPECT
    VEHICLE CONTINUED IN A SOUTHEAST DIRECTION AND CAME TO A FINAL REST IN A FIELD SOUTH OF THE
    HIGHWAY.
    AFTER PARALLELING THE FENCE LINE I LOCATED A GATE TO GAIN ENTRY INTO THE FIELD. AS I APPROACHED
    THE SUSPECT VEHICLE I COULD SEE THE DRIVER'S SIDE DOOR WAS OPEN. IN THE DISTANCE I COULD SEE A
    FEMALE RUNNING IN A SOUTHWEST DIRECTION. AT THIS DISTANCE IT APPEARED THE SUSPECT WAS WEARING A
    DRESS. I CLEARED THE VEHICLE OF ANY OCCUPANTS AND CONTINUED TO MANUEVER MY VEHICLE THROUGH
    THE PASTURE TOWARDS THE SUSPECT WHO AT THIS TIME WAS WALKING.
    I EXITED MY VEHICLE AND BEGAN TO GIVE COMMANDS. I APPROACHED A FENCE LINE ON FOOT WHICH
    SEPARATED ME AND THE SUSPECT. AS I GOT CLOSER I OBSERVED THE SUSPECT WAS NOT IN A DRESS BUT WAS
    NUDE AND HAD A BLANKET AROUND HER SHOULDERS. I CONTINUED TO RECEIVE NO COMPLIANCE BUT DID
    RECEIVE A STATEMENT FROM THE SUSPECT THAT SHE WAS DRIVING THE VEHICLE AND HAD AN ACCIDENT. I
    ADVISED HER THAT SHE WOULD BE TASED IF SHE CONTINUED TO NOT COMPLY WITH LAWFUL COMMANDS AND
    THE SUSPECT BEGAN TO RUN AGAIN IN A SOUTHWEST DIRECTION.
    I RELAYED THE SUSPECT'S DIRECTION OF TRAVEL TO TROOP L COMMUNICATIONS WHO HAD DISPATCHED
    ADDITIONAL UNITS TO MY LOCATION. I ADVISED TROOP L COMMUNICATIONS THAT THE SUSPECT WAS HEADED
    TO FARMER SCHOOL ROAD AND A PEREMITTER WAS ESTABLISHED. THE SUSPECT WAS LOCATED IN FIELD
    SOUTH OF THE HIGHWAY. THE SUSPECT WAS PLACED IN HANDCUFFS AND RESISTED DURING APPLICATION
    CAUSING HER TO BE ASSISTED TO THE CONTROLLING SURFACE OF THE GROUND. WHILE ON THE GROUND THE
    SUSPECT CONTINUED TO RESIST. FINALLY, BOTH ARMS OF THE SUSPECT WERE CONTROLLED AND THE
    HANDCUFFS WERE APPLIED AND DOUBLE LOCKED.
    THE SUSPECT WAS MAKING UNSUAL AND INCOHERENT STATEMENTS AND DISPLAYED INDICATORS OF NARCOTIC
    USUAGE. THE SUSPECT WOULD NOT PROVIDE HER NAME TO LAW ENFORCEMENT WHEN ASKED BUT LATER
    GAVE THE NAME OF GLENNA FLEETWOOD DOB 02/04/1981 TO EMS PERSONNEL (A MATCHING DRIVER'S LICENSE
    WAS LOCATED DURING AN INVENTORY SEARCH OF THE VEHICLE.) WHILE GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS IN THE
    REAR OF MY PATROL UNIT SHE SLIPPED OUT OF HER HANDCUFFS AND WAS HOLDING THEM IN HER LEFT HAND.
    GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS REMOVED FROM THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR AND THE HANDCUFFS WERE REAPPLIED.
    GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS CLEARED BY MEDICAL PERSONNEL ON THE SCENE AND WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE
    MADISON COUNTY JAIL. WHILE GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY PATROL UNIT SHE
    DEFECATED COVERING THE SEATS
    (AFTER DECONTAMINATION WAS CONDUCTED OF MY PATROL UNIT.) GLENNA FLEETWOOD REFUSED TO LISTEN
    OR SIGN THE STATEMENT FORM.
    GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
    5-54-125(D)(2) 2023: FLEEING - VEHICLE OR CONVEYANCE - EXCEEDING THE SPEED LIMIT
    5-54-125(C): FLEEING - ON FOOT
    5-38-203(B)(1): CRIMINAL MISCHIEF - 1ST DEGREE (DAMAGE = $1,000)
    5-71-207: DISORDERLY CONDUCT
    5-54-103(A): RESISTING ARREST
    5-54-102: OBSTRUCTING GOVERNMENTAL OPERATIONS
    27-50-302(A)(7): SPEEDING - MORE THAN 15 MPH OVER LIMIT
    27-16-602: NO DRIVER LICENSE OR LICENSE EXPIRED
    27-22-104: NO LIABILITY INSURANCE
    THE OWNER OF THE FENCE WAS IDENTIFIED AS THE ARKANSAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION.
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  • @PolicePursuits
    @PolicePursuits  Pƙed 23 dny +77

    **FULL VIDEO**
    Report:
    ON APRIL 18TH OF 2024, I, TROOPER JACOB GRAHAM WAS SITTING STATIONARY IN THE MEDIAN ON US HIGHWAY
    412. I OBSERVED A RED HATCHBACK VEHICLE TRAVELING EAST ON HIGHWAY 412 IN THE NUMBER ONE LANE AT A
    HIGH RATE OF SPEED. I CLOCKED THE VEHICLE AT 100 MPH IN A POSTED 65 MPH ZONE WITH MY REAR RADAR.
    I PROCEEDED TO CATCH UP TO THE SUSPECT VEHICLE AFTER IT PASSED AND ACTIVATED MY EMERGENCY
    LIGHTS. UPON CATCHING UP TO THE VEHICLE THE SUSPECT BEGAN TO SLOW BUT THE DRIVING BEHAVIOR
    BECAME MORE ERRATIC. AT THIS TIME I WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER ATI68M WHICH WAS
    DISPLAYED ON RED PONTIAC VIBE. I PROCEEDED TO ACTIVATE MY SIREN AND SHORTLY AFTER THE SUSPECT
    VEHICLE VEERED OFF THE HIGHWAY IN A SOUTHEAST DIRECTION AND IMPACTED A FENCE LINE. THE SUSPECT
    VEHICLE CONTINUED IN A SOUTHEAST DIRECTION AND CAME TO A FINAL REST IN A FIELD SOUTH OF THE
    HIGHWAY.
    AFTER PARALLELING THE FENCE LINE I LOCATED A GATE TO GAIN ENTRY INTO THE FIELD. AS I APPROACHED
    THE SUSPECT VEHICLE I COULD SEE THE DRIVER'S SIDE DOOR WAS OPEN. IN THE DISTANCE I COULD SEE A
    FEMALE RUNNING IN A SOUTHWEST DIRECTION. AT THIS DISTANCE IT APPEARED THE SUSPECT WAS WEARING A
    DRESS. I CLEARED THE VEHICLE OF ANY OCCUPANTS AND CONTINUED TO MANUEVER MY VEHICLE THROUGH
    THE PASTURE TOWARDS THE SUSPECT WHO AT THIS TIME WAS WALKING.
    I EXITED MY VEHICLE AND BEGAN TO GIVE COMMANDS. I APPROACHED A FENCE LINE ON FOOT WHICH
    SEPARATED ME AND THE SUSPECT. AS I GOT CLOSER I OBSERVED THE SUSPECT WAS NOT IN A DRESS BUT WAS
    NUDE AND HAD A BLANKET AROUND HER SHOULDERS. I CONTINUED TO RECEIVE NO COMPLIANCE BUT DID
    RECEIVE A STATEMENT FROM THE SUSPECT THAT SHE WAS DRIVING THE VEHICLE AND HAD AN ACCIDENT. I
    ADVISED HER THAT SHE WOULD BE TASED IF SHE CONTINUED TO NOT COMPLY WITH LAWFUL COMMANDS AND
    THE SUSPECT BEGAN TO RUN AGAIN IN A SOUTHWEST DIRECTION.
    I RELAYED THE SUSPECT'S DIRECTION OF TRAVEL TO TROOP L COMMUNICATIONS WHO HAD DISPATCHED
    ADDITIONAL UNITS TO MY LOCATION. I ADVISED TROOP L COMMUNICATIONS THAT THE SUSPECT WAS HEADED
    TO FARMER SCHOOL ROAD AND A PEREMITTER WAS ESTABLISHED. THE SUSPECT WAS LOCATED IN FIELD
    SOUTH OF THE HIGHWAY. THE SUSPECT WAS PLACED IN HANDCUFFS AND RESISTED DURING APPLICATION
    CAUSING HER TO BE ASSISTED TO THE CONTROLLING SURFACE OF THE GROUND. WHILE ON THE GROUND THE
    SUSPECT CONTINUED TO RESIST. FINALLY, BOTH ARMS OF THE SUSPECT WERE CONTROLLED AND THE
    HANDCUFFS WERE APPLIED AND DOUBLE LOCKED.
    THE SUSPECT WAS MAKING UNSUAL AND INCOHERENT STATEMENTS AND DISPLAYED INDICATORS OF NARCOTIC
    USUAGE. THE SUSPECT WOULD NOT PROVIDE HER NAME TO LAW ENFORCEMENT WHEN ASKED BUT LATER
    GAVE THE NAME OF GLENNA FLEETWOOD DOB 02/04/1981 TO EMS PERSONNEL (A MATCHING DRIVER'S LICENSE
    WAS LOCATED DURING AN INVENTORY SEARCH OF THE VEHICLE.) WHILE GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS IN THE
    REAR OF MY PATROL UNIT SHE SLIPPED OUT OF HER HANDCUFFS AND WAS HOLDING THEM IN HER LEFT HAND.
    GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS REMOVED FROM THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR AND THE HANDCUFFS WERE REAPPLIED.
    GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS CLEARED BY MEDICAL PERSONNEL ON THE SCENE AND WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE
    MADISON COUNTY JAIL. WHILE GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY PATROL UNIT SHE
    DEFECATED COVERING THE SEATS
    (AFTER DECONTAMINATION WAS CONDUCTED OF MY PATROL UNIT.) GLENNA FLEETWOOD REFUSED TO LISTEN
    OR SIGN THE STATEMENT FORM.
    GLENNA FLEETWOOD WAS CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
    5-54-125(D)(2) 2023: FLEEING - VEHICLE OR CONVEYANCE - EXCEEDING THE SPEED LIMIT
    5-54-125(C): FLEEING - ON FOOT
    5-38-203(B)(1): CRIMINAL MISCHIEF - 1ST DEGREE (DAMAGE = $1,000)
    5-71-207: DISORDERLY CONDUCT
    5-54-103(A): RESISTING ARREST
    5-54-102: OBSTRUCTING GOVERNMENTAL OPERATIONS
    27-50-302(A)(7): SPEEDING - MORE THAN 15 MPH OVER LIMIT
    27-16-602: NO DRIVER LICENSE OR LICENSE EXPIRED
    27-22-104: NO LIABILITY INSURANCE
    THE OWNER OF THE FENCE WAS IDENTIFIED AS THE ARKANSAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION.

    • @PrivateOGITH
      @PrivateOGITH Pƙed 23 dny +4

      at Least This CZcams Video is NOT Blocked Like your Video is. jHDRCGXFlYk

    • @YodaJediMaster
      @YodaJediMaster Pƙed 23 dny +4

      Just wondering when you get these videos from the police do they censor out the videos or do you have to do it, and did you have to watch something else to get the naked image out of your head lol.

    • @PolicePursuits
      @PolicePursuits  Pƙed 23 dny +12

      @@YodaJediMasterIt depends on the agency. In this case, ASP sent me both the censored and uncensored version.

    • @marylyons1529
      @marylyons1529 Pƙed 22 dny

      I’m watching the censored on on utube!

    • @realcanadiangirl64
      @realcanadiangirl64 Pƙed 21 dnem +6

      I wonder why none of these LEO's were wearing body cams?

  • @williamperry118
    @williamperry118 Pƙed 23 dny +188

    It's all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits.

    • @blakecannon7844
      @blakecannon7844 Pƙed 20 dny +7

      That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever fucking heard.

    • @MarshIsQueer
      @MarshIsQueer Pƙed 19 dny +6

      I will always live by this

    • @waynebeasleymastermind
      @waynebeasleymastermind Pƙed 17 dny +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dareen_kanani
      @dareen_kanani Pƙed 17 dny

      It’s all shits and giggles until it’s human feces and chuckles.

    • @lorettajohnson5900
      @lorettajohnson5900 Pƙed 17 dny +7

      They have this saying on t-shirts on Amazon. I got my husband one a couple of months ago for under $20. We can't quit laughing when he wears it.😂😂😂

  • @billiehall3669
    @billiehall3669 Pƙed 23 dny +149

    THESE OFFICERS đŸ‘źâ€â™€ïž DO NOT GET PAID 💰ENOUGH FOR WHAT THEY DO TO PROTECT WE CITIZENS.

  • @tompaton1899
    @tompaton1899 Pƙed 23 dny +421

    There is going to be pissed off farmers when they see the open gates

    • @user-mp9rd4hg8b
      @user-mp9rd4hg8b Pƙed 23 dny +20

      Hello, fellow farmboy

    • @dawnsunrise1981
      @dawnsunrise1981 Pƙed 23 dny +55

      Yes Indeed!! First thing cows do is explore the opening.. Just don’t want livestock on the road , somebody might get killed hitting a cow.

    • @Kiki-Kauai
      @Kiki-Kauai Pƙed 23 dny +56

      There were other agencies back in there. That’s how they get access to the car. The last officer speaking with this trooper said they’d be sure to close up all the gates. Maybe people hadn’t watched that far into the video before commenting like I do sometimes. lol

    • @krickette5569
      @krickette5569 Pƙed 23 dny +37

      I was more concerned about that than I was about them finding her. He just drove in, opened the gates and left them open and then drove right back out and left them open.

    • @Imugi007
      @Imugi007 Pƙed 23 dny +23

      One of the officers literally say they're gonna make sure all the gates get closed...

  • @jaykay1852
    @jaykay1852 Pƙed 23 dny +122

    Wife: How as your day dear?
    Trooper: Watch the video. You’ll get the picture. I need to shower.

  • @hogwild5844
    @hogwild5844 Pƙed 23 dny +81

    đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Trooper Jacob is a whole new level of chill. Its like he ate a whole bottle of Xanax before coming on duty. No rush whatsoever in this man, just takes his time finding the road to the farm and then takes his sweet laid back time to figure out how to unlock and open the gate, casually strolls back his car and then trundles on down to where the perps car was abandoned like he was on a casual Sunday drive etc.
    Love this manđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @PiggieMafia
      @PiggieMafia Pƙed 22 dny +13

      Trooper Jake is a hottie, too. Just sayin’.

    • @Justaskme781
      @Justaskme781 Pƙed 22 dny +10

      All of the Arkansas State troopers are

    • @devonkennedy1386
      @devonkennedy1386 Pƙed 7 dny

      @@PiggieMafiaSus

    • @saradavis6505
      @saradavis6505 Pƙed 4 dny +1

      But, he must be a city boy because he didn’t re-latch the gate. Might end up with a stampede out of that pasture.

  • @tompaton1899
    @tompaton1899 Pƙed 23 dny +262

    Bring back Mental Hospitals

    • @tonidavis1045
      @tonidavis1045 Pƙed 23 dny +19

      NO KIDDING!!!!!

    • @No_Fuse8771
      @No_Fuse8771 Pƙed 23 dny

      How un PC of you.... God, I wish they would! Some people just don't need to out in public with disabilities such as hers.

    • @brianwebber6996_ROADHUNTER
      @brianwebber6996_ROADHUNTER Pƙed 23 dny +46

      Make Asylums Great Again

    • @Imugi007
      @Imugi007 Pƙed 23 dny +23

      Seriously. Some people just don't belong out in the world.

    • @pettender4229
      @pettender4229 Pƙed 23 dny

      This was DRUGS boys ‘n girls, not mental illness. This chick chose to go down this path, if you can imagine it.

  • @a.downing2791
    @a.downing2791 Pƙed 23 dny +173

    Another reason to never get yourself arrested; you don’t know how well the car’s backseat was cleaned before the last person pooped in it. đŸ€ąđŸ€ź

    • @Sharkbait_OoHaHa_
      @Sharkbait_OoHaHa_ Pƙed 15 dny +5

      Thats too much risk for me đŸ€ą no crimes for me thanks.

    • @Goldie789
      @Goldie789 Pƙed 15 dny +3

      Every video that I see when the person in the back pees, poops, pukes, or spits I think how awful that is for the next person who gets arrested. We all know that the cops probably don't clean that good enough. They SHOULD, but......
      It's just so nasty. Someone's they arrest people who are really sweaty, dirty, don't shower, etc... That's bad enough, but the other stuff is too much to even think about.

    • @lisacampbell4440
      @lisacampbell4440 Pƙed 15 dny +2

      😂

    • @loutucker3725
      @loutucker3725 Pƙed 12 dny

      She has diarrhea of the mouth as well. Crazy rambling!!

    • @Ray-my7gk
      @Ray-my7gk Pƙed 6 dny

      I'm guessing that for most of these backseat poopers, taking a $shit that the cop has to clean up is a badge of honor.

  • @Jeeperskip
    @Jeeperskip Pƙed 23 dny +145

    Why is it never anyone you might want to see nekkid?
    The cows out there in the pasture are still screaming, "My eyes!".

    • @markhusseymh1
      @markhusseymh1 Pƙed 23 dny +10

      Poor things needed to see a vet after that sight

    • @CSmith-gb1sl
      @CSmith-gb1sl Pƙed 22 dny +3

      Not perfect enough? tut tut.

    • @bobk4409
      @bobk4409 Pƙed 22 dny +6

      They probably stopped giving milk.

    • @Justaskme781
      @Justaskme781 Pƙed 22 dny +6

      Laughing so hard as I had the same thoughts. The bulls are still running

    • @mwrice45
      @mwrice45 Pƙed 22 dny +4

      Bwaaahhaa, BWAAAHHAA!

  • @reallifeeducation1720
    @reallifeeducation1720 Pƙed 23 dny +86

    Trooper walking through a cattle pasture chasing a naked woman and who says a cow life is boring.
    The cows will pass this story on for generations to come.

    • @Flyingpenthouse
      @Flyingpenthouse Pƙed 23 dny +8

      Until the cows come home.

    • @Justaskme781
      @Justaskme781 Pƙed 22 dny +2

      ​@@Flyingpenthouse😂😂😂😂

    • @Justaskme781
      @Justaskme781 Pƙed 22 dny +2

      😂😂😂

    • @mistymac9345
      @mistymac9345 Pƙed 21 dnem +2

      He said, she was hard to catch is she a damn Gizelle đŸ€—

    • @janicefarmer2387
      @janicefarmer2387 Pƙed 20 dny +2

      ​@@Flyingpenthouse😂😂😂

  • @marpsr
    @marpsr Pƙed 23 dny +365

    Whatever these guys get paid, it’s not enough.

  • @revrup
    @revrup Pƙed 23 dny +74

    What an experience! If I was this officer, I would go home and give my wife the biggest hug, look deeply into her eyes, and say, “Thank you for being normal and sane!”

    • @bunnycox1046
      @bunnycox1046 Pƙed 23 dny +10

      YOURE ASSUMING QUITE A BIT THERE

    • @anonymousplanetfambly4598
      @anonymousplanetfambly4598 Pƙed 22 dny

      LOL...all females are insane, there are just varying degrees on how well they hide it.

    • @jessJBIRD1981
      @jessJBIRD1981 Pƙed 18 dny

      @@bunnycox1046 they are using the Scarecrow as a photo...

    • @wisdomrules8474
      @wisdomrules8474 Pƙed 15 dny +4

      He better take a shower and change his clothes before he hugs his wife! đŸ€ą

    • @karens.strickland9634
      @karens.strickland9634 Pƙed 4 dny +1

      He went home and felt for his wife to hug her, because his retinas have been burned out of his head.

  • @darcydistefano363
    @darcydistefano363 Pƙed 23 dny +251

    She had that entire field to drop her business but she had to dump in the police car........

    • @Fuxerz
      @Fuxerz Pƙed 23 dny

      She is a nasty piece of work. That's for sure. My God, what is going on in our society?

    • @Foreign501st
      @Foreign501st Pƙed 23 dny +6

      Women ☕

    • @sandrafarmer5351
      @sandrafarmer5351 Pƙed 23 dny +5

      Omg!

    • @sandyt59
      @sandyt59 Pƙed 22 dny +5

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @budnotu
      @budnotu Pƙed 22 dny +3

      She wants company.

  • @b52crewdog
    @b52crewdog Pƙed 23 dny +30

    You just know Trooper Graham was thinking why did I come to work today!

  • @sammyschmamy
    @sammyschmamy Pƙed 23 dny +41

    Rumor has it this trooper gave his two week notice, and decided to stay home and knit sweaters for a living.

    • @lyndabrown811
      @lyndabrown811 Pƙed 23 dny +4

      😂

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 Pƙed 18 dny +1

      I heard he'd previously had plans to retire to some nice little homesteading life, and now he's changed his mind and decided to move to Vegas instead.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Pƙed 2 dny

      Why in the Christ did this make me burst out laughing so hard?

  • @tonidavis1045
    @tonidavis1045 Pƙed 23 dny +130

    The Ambulance should have taken her to the hospitals MENTAL WARD!!!!

    • @Makanshi
      @Makanshi Pƙed 20 dny +4

      Nah, blood draw, likely detox first. Then reevaluate.

    • @generallyspeaking850
      @generallyspeaking850 Pƙed 20 dny +1

      Ikr I was waiting for them to take her what if she was overdosing. I think she needed to go to a psyche ward then jail.

    • @deathk26
      @deathk26 Pƙed 20 dny +2

      @@Makanshi Sounds more like ramblings of a nut case rather than something drug-induced.

    • @Go-Dawgs
      @Go-Dawgs Pƙed dnem

      What could they do? Use up a bed that could be needed? She's done too many drugs.

    • @vickieblocker717
      @vickieblocker717 Pƙed dnem

      @@deathk26sounds like pcp

  • @laurabrackeen3051
    @laurabrackeen3051 Pƙed 23 dny +67

    That poor trooper is regretting even turning his lights on for this one 😂 Poop and drug induced chatter nonstop makes for a VERY long trip back to the jail!! Lol😊

  • @QbutNotTheQ
    @QbutNotTheQ Pƙed 23 dny +133

    Another reason for the one piece hard plastic cage backseat.

  • @jafo617
    @jafo617 Pƙed 23 dny +51

    Snort. Even in my wildest childhood moments, I never got caught naked, driving at 100 mph and so drugged up I couldn’t control my bowels. This generation is getting it recorded. 😆

    • @SMM1010
      @SMM1010 Pƙed 7 dny +1

      For AAAAAALLLL to see. I’m glad I’m in my 30s and stopped doing dumb shit before bodycameras were a thing 😂

    • @nevawelch7416
      @nevawelch7416 Pƙed 23 hodinami +1

      EXACTLY đŸ˜‚đŸ’ŻđŸ‘€đŸ’©

  • @jessicapriest9849
    @jessicapriest9849 Pƙed 23 dny +112

    Imagine what that farmer thought looking out the window and seeing a cop driving around his pasture 😂

    • @YouTubalcaine
      @YouTubalcaine Pƙed 23 dny +19

      If I was the farmer I'd be thinking "He's not gonna close the gates? What a dick."

    • @debbielevesque-zj5ol
      @debbielevesque-zj5ol Pƙed 22 dny +8

      Farmer probably laughing his ass off , Cops chasing an Naked Woman in his Pasture , Plus Cows " what help did I just Witnessed "", 😂😂😂😂

    • @darkwater72
      @darkwater72 Pƙed 10 dny

      I bet he WASN'T thinking "midsize naked lady with a thin coating of fresh poop."

  • @mistymac9345
    @mistymac9345 Pƙed 21 dnem +27

    I'm watching from Australia and i just love that Arkansas accent ❀

    • @seagirl1100
      @seagirl1100 Pƙed 15 dny

      From Texas and love Arkansas for their officers and the Governor. Don’t mess with ASP!

    • @thechallengers8090
      @thechallengers8090 Pƙed 5 dny +2

      🇩đŸ‡ș🩘🇩đŸ‡ș Don't believe our country/outback Aussie Cops have this much excitement. God Bless our boys in blue.

    • @michaelfuseau5391
      @michaelfuseau5391 Pƙed 3 dny

      i'm from nyc and love the oz accent! god bless the sheilas & bogans

  • @dangtheluck5383
    @dangtheluck5383 Pƙed 23 dny +34

    Every window in that car would be rolled down for that ride back to the jail. Feel bad for whoever had to clean up her mess in that backseat.

  • @brianlawson363
    @brianlawson363 Pƙed 23 dny +78

    Cows be like, "Damn, that was some strong ass loco weed or that's a cop chasing a naked chick across the pasture." .

    • @GardenDude1
      @GardenDude1 Pƙed 23 dny +8

      What the hell are the humans doing now?

  • @TangoDelta8111
    @TangoDelta8111 Pƙed 23 dny +47

    So scary knowing this wack job was driving on the highway😼

    • @davidgardner1810
      @davidgardner1810 Pƙed 15 dny

      Are you kidding me!!!! This one is tame compared to some out on the road ways....there are more nuts out and about today than ever in history....thank you democrat party....

  • @BreakneckTrent
    @BreakneckTrent Pƙed 23 dny +90

    We need to bring back old timey insane asylums.. stat

  • @calvinh.8882
    @calvinh.8882 Pƙed 23 dny +33

    Don't do drugs, kids.

  • @Kiki-Kauai
    @Kiki-Kauai Pƙed 23 dny +63

    If she has schizophrenia, it’s drug induced. And for everyone commenting about the trooper not closing the gates, there were other agencies back in there and that’s how they get access to the car. Last one of them out will close the gates.

    • @Lu-gf2lo
      @Lu-gf2lo Pƙed 23 dny +8

      Psychosis drug induced ,not schizophrenia.

    • @GardenDude1
      @GardenDude1 Pƙed 23 dny +10

      Pasture gates get closed as soon as you go through. They're part of the fence that keeps the animals in.

    • @bunnycox1046
      @bunnycox1046 Pƙed 23 dny

      DID NOT SEE ANIMALS IN THAT PASTURE.RANCHER CAN CLOSE THE GATES.​@@GardenDude1

    • @cherie623
      @cherie623 Pƙed 20 dny +1

      I don't see anyone complaining about the gateđŸ€·

    • @zoevankleek517
      @zoevankleek517 Pƙed 18 dny +3

      Cows get out, gates don't get left open.

  • @ElDiabloBlanquecino
    @ElDiabloBlanquecino Pƙed 23 dny +170

    You know you have one hell of a hairy bush when u can see it from all the way across a cow pasture 😂

    • @amywright2243
      @amywright2243 Pƙed 23 dny +72

      I thought she was holding a raccoon!

    • @sandib4234
      @sandib4234 Pƙed 23 dny +17

      @@amywright2243 đŸ˜…đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€—

    • @5150Bud
      @5150Bud Pƙed 23 dny +11

      Bahahahhahaha

.❀

    • @MustKillallHumans
      @MustKillallHumans Pƙed 23 dny

      She might have released some animal out of it back into the wild where it belongs

    • @LoganPEade
      @LoganPEade Pƙed 23 dny +16

      I thought keeping them smooth was the thing nowadays but there's always the exception to the rule! 😂

  • @vickieskridge1220
    @vickieskridge1220 Pƙed 23 dny +111

    I think this Trooper passed his "field training".

    • @Kelly-oq9nh
      @Kelly-oq9nh Pƙed 23 dny +9

      Best comment!

    • @FKITMANE
      @FKITMANE Pƙed 23 dny +7

      Left the gate open. Automatic failure

    • @Beautifulclouds60
      @Beautifulclouds60 Pƙed 23 dny +4

      @@FKITMANE Or forever more. He wasn't the only officer there. Someone else probably closed it. Why do some people have such small minds.

    • @BAYBAY_316
      @BAYBAY_316 Pƙed 23 dny +1

      ​@@Beautifulclouds60considering the fact that we as the audience had no rear view of his car we have no idea if there were other police officers in the area so everyone is speculating including you so there's nothing small-minded about going with the only information that we have at the moment and that would be that the police officer left the gate open because you clearly did not see him close it and there was no evidence whatsoever that there was another officer on site. The other officers could be 20 minutes behind. You have no idea how remote this location is. As anyone watching this video knows that there are cows in a field and a gate was left open so it's at the very least, it was rude if not possibly breaking the law by leaving his gate open because that property owner has the right to keep his property inside his property boundary.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 Pƙed 20 dny +1

      ​@@Beautifulclouds60cause some people grew up/live on farms & we know that's a sure way for livestock to get out.

  • @dougroberts3643
    @dougroberts3643 Pƙed 23 dny +40

    Now you understand why I divorced her two years ago

    • @dougroberts3643
      @dougroberts3643 Pƙed 23 dny +3

      ​​@Juan_van_Eeden It was true love ❀ 😂

    • @dougroberts3643
      @dougroberts3643 Pƙed 23 dny

      @Juan_van_Eeden She used to shit on my car seats, and I loved her for it. It was such a turn-on. She drove me wild

    • @ernesthercher5193
      @ernesthercher5193 Pƙed 23 dny +7

      Best comment!

  • @ActionAdventureClips
    @ActionAdventureClips Pƙed 23 dny +142

    Holy cow! She drove that vehicle offroad like it was a dune buggy

    • @LesCunliffe
      @LesCunliffe Pƙed 23 dny +8

      lol

    • @durstondarden8765
      @durstondarden8765 Pƙed 23 dny +11

      You got to that holy cow before I could!! Good job!

    • @bronzewing1965
      @bronzewing1965 Pƙed 23 dny +9

      I think the cows were thinking Holy cow as well. đŸ˜źđŸ˜‚â€

    • @LadyVet1975
      @LadyVet1975 Pƙed 23 dny +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rhonda5780
      @rhonda5780 Pƙed 23 dny +6

      Lol. Holy cow, literally!!

  • @MrAtlas40
    @MrAtlas40 Pƙed 23 dny +100

    "What was the perp wearing"?
    "Handcuffs".

  • @kathyouthere
    @kathyouthere Pƙed 23 dny +110

    The crap Officers have to deal with!

  • @durstondarden8765
    @durstondarden8765 Pƙed 23 dny +48

    Trooper Graham, you are soooo patient, God bless you!

  • @amywright2243
    @amywright2243 Pƙed 23 dny +73

    I would get back to the station, throw my keys in the door and immediately take a week of PTO

  • @JudyMoore-lw4qi
    @JudyMoore-lw4qi Pƙed 23 dny +48

    Love ASP they set the standard. They are the best.

    • @Tomatohater64
      @Tomatohater64 Pƙed 21 dnem +2

      I'm in PA and these Arkansas boys kick some serious butt. Love it. $100,000.00 per year ain't nowhere near enough for this job.

    • @georgannebeck1293
      @georgannebeck1293 Pƙed 21 dnem

      @@Tomatohater64yes our boys do but PA troopers are damn good too. Unfortunately I found that out lol

  • @LesCunliffe
    @LesCunliffe Pƙed 23 dny +86

    Those cows are like, WTF!

    • @nootoob1
      @nootoob1 Pƙed 23 dny +5

      The cows are all saying “You talkin to me?”

    • @jeffphillips7290
      @jeffphillips7290 Pƙed 23 dny +2

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @LadyVet1975
      @LadyVet1975 Pƙed 23 dny +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @butterflylady8875
      @butterflylady8875 Pƙed 23 dny +6

      And as they're running for the open gate mooing freedom!đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @MMCUSN
      @MMCUSN Pƙed 23 dny +1

      More than likely they weren't all that upset by all the commotion. They've probably seen it before. đŸ€Ș

  • @amywright2243
    @amywright2243 Pƙed 23 dny +69

    Trooper won't ever be able to drink a Busch without PTSD

    • @msbee5183
      @msbee5183 Pƙed 22 dny +2

      Good that beer sucks anyways

  • @reallifeeducation1720
    @reallifeeducation1720 Pƙed 23 dny +9

    The Trooper had to smell that crap the whole time and listen to her ramble.
    Had to been rough.

  • @hippychicky
    @hippychicky Pƙed 23 dny +10

    This officer is the epitome of calm, cool, and collectedđŸ˜‚đŸ’›âœŒïž

  • @TheOicyu812
    @TheOicyu812 Pƙed 23 dny +16

    She needs to receive an additional charge for defecating on the backseat of the officer's patrol car and assign that charge with the number 2.

  • @rickjansma80
    @rickjansma80 Pƙed 23 dny +16

    Officer I am so sorry you had to deal with this poor mentality messed up lady.

  • @michael61985
    @michael61985 Pƙed 23 dny +52

    This trooper don't get paid enough for this ordeal

    • @pettender4229
      @pettender4229 Pƙed 23 dny

      That’s why he was cussin’.

    • @dareisnogod5711
      @dareisnogod5711 Pƙed 23 dny +1

      POOR ENGLISH. 👎👎👎🐒🐒🐒 "This trooper DOESN'T get paid..."

  • @see-rious-ley
    @see-rious-ley Pƙed 23 dny +14

    With that much access to the wide open spaces and she still had to do her nasty business in the poor officer’s patrol car

.

  • @SeanAmy
    @SeanAmy Pƙed 23 dny +24

    Florida Man...and now Arkansas Women!

  • @Anythingforfreedom
    @Anythingforfreedom Pƙed 23 dny +36

    She was pooped after all that running

    • @ruksyo7904
      @ruksyo7904 Pƙed 13 dny

      This is good! đŸ‘đŸŸđŸ‘đŸŸđŸ‘đŸŸđŸ‘đŸŸ

    • @niks.1391
      @niks.1391 Pƙed 6 dny

      😂😂😂

  • @iloveTRUMP
    @iloveTRUMP Pƙed 23 dny +22

    I don't know what drug this was but I DO know it wasn't worth it...she should be made to watch this video!!

  • @kolsen6330
    @kolsen6330 Pƙed 23 dny +16

    Remember, its the poor guys at Fleet Service that will get stuck cleaning and deodorizing the car. Been there, done that.

  • @eddieforce2341
    @eddieforce2341 Pƙed 23 dny +11

    This has to be one of the strangest videos I’ve seen on this channel.

  • @carolynivey3318
    @carolynivey3318 Pƙed 23 dny +47

    Cows are like, I am moooving. I don't want to catch anything off the crazy woman.

  • @LesCunliffe
    @LesCunliffe Pƙed 23 dny +31

    I'm sure those two officers have a case for a lawsuit: damage to retinas đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«

    • @geekyzombie
      @geekyzombie Pƙed 23 dny +5

      And sinuses!

    • @LadyVet1975
      @LadyVet1975 Pƙed 23 dny +2

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @reverett0508
    @reverett0508 Pƙed 23 dny +46

    They didn't search her. She could of had an AK hidden in her prison purse. 👀

    • @No_Fuse8771
      @No_Fuse8771 Pƙed 23 dny +8

      Nope, she cleared that in the car... Maybe making room for god knows what.

    • @geekyzombie
      @geekyzombie Pƙed 23 dny +3

      Omgods! Prison purse! I’m going to say that for months. 😂😂

    • @LadyVet1975
      @LadyVet1975 Pƙed 23 dny +1

      That’s a new one for me! I’m so đŸ’€đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @TmcIIIvideo
      @TmcIIIvideo Pƙed 23 dny

      Cock holster
ala Ron White
..lmao!

    • @Justaskme781
      @Justaskme781 Pƙed 22 dny +1

      You made me snort laugh

  • @ThePepeOne
    @ThePepeOne Pƙed 23 dny +17

    Not only did the trooper drive over cow patties, he got one in the back seat as well!! đŸ’©đŸ€šđŸ€ŁđŸ„ŽđŸ˜”â€đŸ’«

  • @kyleechristensen2217
    @kyleechristensen2217 Pƙed 23 dny +11

    The cows are offended. lol

  • @MrGoombasticveryFantastic
    @MrGoombasticveryFantastic Pƙed 23 dny +48

    The title of this video is something only Spielberg could create. So refined so well spoken but to the point. I have the perfect picture of the dump in the squad car from it. Thank you

    • @FabioZanfir
      @FabioZanfir Pƙed 23 dny +4

      👏

    • @LesCunliffe
      @LesCunliffe Pƙed 23 dny +6

      I was laughing before I even started watching

    • @VicenteNoriega-ew2lj
      @VicenteNoriega-ew2lj Pƙed 23 dny +1

      Yeah and I can even smell it poochie

    • @Justaskme781
      @Justaskme781 Pƙed 22 dny +1

      I've got a picture of my mind of what that seat looks like now after she's been rolling around in it

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 Pƙed 20 dny +3

      I was like, this is gonna be good lol

  • @k9momoftwo
    @k9momoftwo Pƙed 23 dny +19

    Cows "yah, we're out of here"

  • @ackamack101
    @ackamack101 Pƙed 23 dny +26

    What is with people these days? I swear there is an epidemic of insanity that has gotten hold of people. I could never be a police officer.

    • @cherie623
      @cherie623 Pƙed 20 dny +4

      Ikr! I'm sick of seeing it!

    • @Loeftbehind
      @Loeftbehind Pƙed 15 dny +4

      It’s called meth and or fentanyl

    • @JackOSUrulz
      @JackOSUrulz Pƙed 14 dny

      I’ve been saying that, as a physician, I can tell you with a certainty
..MENTAL ILLNESS IS AN EPIDEMIC. Worse than COVID. And far, FAR more dangerous

  • @wellnesswithjon
    @wellnesswithjon Pƙed 23 dny +35

    It doesn't take all kinds. We just have all kinds.

  • @MW-pv7rm
    @MW-pv7rm Pƙed 23 dny +18

    These cops get paid sh&t. This lady is making my ear bleed.

  • @Orbit724
    @Orbit724 Pƙed 23 dny +11

    Her mouth runs a mile a minute is what I’m telling you.

  • @angoor101
    @angoor101 Pƙed 23 dny +25

    I almost joined the California Highway Patrol in the 90s and I’m glad I changed my mind. I don’t think I would’ve lasted long handling situations like this. Crazy.

    • @nickmalone3143
      @nickmalone3143 Pƙed 23 dny +3

      CHP chases go on for hours and i never see them pull anybofy over

    • @anonymousplanetfambly4598
      @anonymousplanetfambly4598 Pƙed 22 dny

      Even cali in the 90s was tame compared to the nationwide garbage post pandemic. You could have served long enough and retired, and never seen the garbage LEOs have seen post pandemic if you joined up in the mid 90s.

  • @streetpunkstar
    @streetpunkstar Pƙed 23 dny +12

    Can't say I've ever driven a car naked before. Can't say I've ever driven a car without a shirt either...

  • @durstondarden8765
    @durstondarden8765 Pƙed 23 dny +25

    CZcams's got to get over this blur everything policy.. I'm not talking about her.. troopers, you did a great job, as usual!

    • @jasonmaccoul
      @jasonmaccoul Pƙed 23 dny

      Everything is censored today. Pictures, speech, writing. There are no “free countries”.

    • @PolicePursuits
      @PolicePursuits  Pƙed 22 dny +6

      We have the uncensored version, but definitely worried CZcams would strike us down.

    • @fnhatic6694
      @fnhatic6694 Pƙed 7 dny

      The Midwest Safety channel totally cucked to CZcams, they won't even show physical takedowns, they black out the screen.
      I'm not even sure that level of demonetization is even necessary, I think most of this shit is like urban legend nonsense. "Oh I heard someone once got a strike for using the word 'killed'" so now the Zoomers say 'unalived'.

  • @chromebook2447
    @chromebook2447 Pƙed 23 dny +60

    Imagine thinking you've had a rough day at work.

    • @murphsmodels8853
      @murphsmodels8853 Pƙed 23 dny +1

      Try driving a transit bus in a major city. People pooping in the seats is a daily occurrence.

    • @angieswinney3268
      @angieswinney3268 Pƙed 23 dny +1

      Doesn’t compare. These guys are awesome.

    • @seagirl1100
      @seagirl1100 Pƙed 15 dny

      @@murphsmodels8853oh , my never knew transit had those issues. Uggg.

  • @durstondarden8765
    @durstondarden8765 Pƙed 23 dny +23

    These handcuffs are choking meet! Soon it's going to be, I can't breathe!

    • @tjohnson7811
      @tjohnson7811 Pƙed 23 dny +4

      Call the police. Call the fire department. I am so thirsty. I don’t know what to tell you. Please!

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven Pƙed 23 dny +7

      @@tjohnson7811 Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

  • @CODYORMOE
    @CODYORMOE Pƙed 23 dny +15

    Gonna have to start looking up “Your birthday + Arkansas”. This was a treat for my 50th.

    • @RollTideRoll2001
      @RollTideRoll2001 Pƙed 23 dny

      Happy 50th 🎂 🎉 🎈 Hope you & yours had a great day celebrating, @CODYORMOE đŸŸ

  • @thegonz7833
    @thegonz7833 Pƙed 23 dny +26

    The fun goes right out of it if shit gets involved.

  • @jeronimo20242
    @jeronimo20242 Pƙed 23 dny +14

    God bless our police!!!

  • @nzz6063
    @nzz6063 Pƙed 23 dny +16

    Listening to this in Dolby Atmos was a trip. The audio separation made me think people were making noise outside my window.😅

  • @WeKnowTrumpWon
    @WeKnowTrumpWon Pƙed 23 dny +15

    Make Asylums Great Again! MAGA!!

  • @nickmalone3143
    @nickmalone3143 Pƙed 23 dny +14

    Amber Heard is that you ?!

  • @deanfish-jr6xv
    @deanfish-jr6xv Pƙed 23 dny +7

    What don't people understand that they have the right to remain silent??

  • @BennyTygohome
    @BennyTygohome Pƙed 23 dny +7

    You had me at "defecates in car"

  • @drm2364
    @drm2364 Pƙed 23 dny +14

    That's methed up!

  • @markemerson8399
    @markemerson8399 Pƙed 23 dny +63

    As we speak people are taking drugs for the first time. It never ends.

    • @iloveTRUMP
      @iloveTRUMP Pƙed 23 dny +3

      It's crazy! I say all the time...with all the media these days you'd think people would say "welp not doing THAT!"

    • @markemerson8399
      @markemerson8399 Pƙed 23 dny +3

      @@iloveTRUMP for some reason we haven't reached the point were it's obvious to the vast majority that drugs destroys individuals and families. I guess there will always be some people who are unable to understand that ...

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 Pƙed 23 dny

      ​@@markemerson8399 end the war on drugs and stop treating your family like criminals because many families deal with it.

    • @markemerson8399
      @markemerson8399 Pƙed 23 dny +3

      @@billyyank5807 drugs destroy lives. The family needs to be protected from that.

  • @Meofcourse27
    @Meofcourse27 Pƙed 23 dny +14

    This happens in downtown San Francisco all day, everyday. And that includes the crap too.

    • @KC.1023
      @KC.1023 Pƙed dnem

      So much so that they’re actually offering a $75,000 signing bonus because no one wants to work there.

  • @shellys7660
    @shellys7660 Pƙed 23 dny +17

    Damn, she was out there joining the herd. 😄She sure got herself into some deep ----. I guess they had to get Trooper Cooper out there with his super duper pooper scooper.

  • @jeffphillips7290
    @jeffphillips7290 Pƙed 23 dny +12

    This lady makes people who are truly batshyte crazy look an sound sane. The one part of my career i do not miss in the slightest

    • @msbee5183
      @msbee5183 Pƙed 22 dny +1

      Thank you for your service

  • @brianh.4185
    @brianh.4185 Pƙed 23 dny +5

    Even the cows are like, “let’s get away from this nut job”.😂

  • @tonidavis1045
    @tonidavis1045 Pƙed 23 dny +12

    Did you hear the police officer, let out a BIG sigh!!! Ahhhhhhh😅😅

    • @Beautifulclouds60
      @Beautifulclouds60 Pƙed 23 dny +4

      He did it a couple of times. Even said "Oh my gosh" at least once. I felt for him.

  • @stackfire9601
    @stackfire9601 Pƙed 23 dny +11

    Who said this lady didn't give a crap. ! 😂😂🎉

  • @durstondarden8765
    @durstondarden8765 Pƙed 23 dny +19

    Good Lord she's raising a stink, and that's no bull!

  • @randall39
    @randall39 Pƙed 23 dny +5

    He doesn’t want to give her any water for fear she’ll piss in the back seat too😂

  • @gatorgal2276
    @gatorgal2276 Pƙed 23 dny +6

    God Bless our troopers!

  • @lisacampbell4440
    @lisacampbell4440 Pƙed 15 dny +1

    And the farmer walks outside later and says “Where’d all my damn cows go?”
    😂

  • @richardmiller5238
    @richardmiller5238 Pƙed 23 dny +102

    We were taught open a gate CLOSE IT BACK,

    • @LesCunliffe
      @LesCunliffe Pƙed 23 dny +8

      Yeah now farmer got to go find his cattle

    • @Ray56z
      @Ray56z Pƙed 23 dny +9

      Like the LEO was able to see you weren't? The cattle were a mile opposite the gate, didn't want anything to do with the commotion. Maybe if it was hay feeding they'd be coming around but late April, new grass is what they want.
      Tell me, how were you able to IGNORE the crim busting through a fence right by the hiway to enter the field with a hole being there for the cattle to escape? Great need to hate on a LEO blind you to the hole the crim made? Wonder if all those still in the fields will close the gates, maybe the roll-back driver that picks up the car? Y'alls problems are on the same plane as this wobblehead in the backseat.

    • @shellys7660
      @shellys7660 Pƙed 23 dny +4

      He probably left it open for the tow truck and whatever else to get in.

    • @brettlawton9513
      @brettlawton9513 Pƙed 23 dny +4

      ​@@Ray56zWhat were you, and your run-on sentences trying to say?

    • @neolithicnobody8184
      @neolithicnobody8184 Pƙed 23 dny +6

      @@Ray56z The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Those cows on the other side of the field, they can moooooove faster than you think. They see an open gate and they're going for it. And yes, someone needs to be at the fence by the road to keep the cattle off the road. If you open a closed gate, be sure to close it behind you. That gate was shut for a reason.

  • @JustReed
    @JustReed Pƙed 23 dny +7

    Got an uneasy feeling this is going to turn into a Reno-911 episode real quick.

  • @tjohnson7811
    @tjohnson7811 Pƙed 23 dny +15

    So beautiful out there ❀

  • @vickichildress8767
    @vickichildress8767 Pƙed 23 dny +7

    All cruisers should have disposable pads in them no matter who the officers arrest they should put the pads down for them to sit on you don't know what you're carrying in your car!

  • @johnwomack8617
    @johnwomack8617 Pƙed 23 dny +14

    One of my greatest fears get caught in open pasture, but naked

  • @drcbeartooths
    @drcbeartooths Pƙed 23 dny +44

    make mental hospitals great again. geeez. stay safe, young man.

  • @videokilledtheradiostar564
    @videokilledtheradiostar564 Pƙed 23 dny +6

    Just when you think you have seen it all! I have no more words smdfh!

  • @msbee5183
    @msbee5183 Pƙed 22 dny +3

    This cop is the coolest cube in the tray. Very professional and very patient. ❀❀❀

  • @Kiki-Kauai
    @Kiki-Kauai Pƙed 23 dny +8

    Had they not found her, she’d still be running around in those fields. It’s funny but not funny.

  • @swoosh3517
    @swoosh3517 Pƙed 23 dny +36

    They need turd proof seat covers 😂

  • @Isaac_132
    @Isaac_132 Pƙed 23 dny +14

    I can't say I've ever tried the drive naked thing. A Speedo, yes, naked, no.

  • @kyleechristensen2217
    @kyleechristensen2217 Pƙed 23 dny +7

    My father is a farmer in rural Washington
he’s told me at least 3 stories about finding random naked women walking through his fields. At least 2 of them told him that they were God. It hasn’t happened for about 10 years, but each time he would just call the police and they’d come pick them up. Very strange that it’s happened more than once.

    • @anonymousplanetfambly4598
      @anonymousplanetfambly4598 Pƙed 22 dny

      Actually, not all that strange. Only 3 insane women have found your father's farm - now THAT'S unusual. Women with mental problems are prolific in society.

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 Pƙed 18 dny +1

      I don't know, it makes some sense to me! All those dreamy summertime romantic images of running wild, naked and free in nature is much more appealing than running naked through city streets and back alleyways! Is there no romance in your heart? ;-)

  • @peggyfranklin647
    @peggyfranklin647 Pƙed 20 dny +4

    Look close there are 2 sperate herds, and they both ran away from her! 😂

  • @user-pm3kz5uj8y
    @user-pm3kz5uj8y Pƙed 23 dny +7

    May God give you strength and patience !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @angieswinney3268
    @angieswinney3268 Pƙed 23 dny +5

    Omg, I need the fire department, you don’t understand. Please, please, tell me how you keep from yelling back, or slapping these people.this is not the first person I’ve seen act this way. Crazy crazy. Much love from Alabama 💜