Ranking Every Pokemon Gym By How Deadly It Is
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- Ever notice how some Pokemon gym puzzles are WILDLY unsafe?
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9 seconds ago lol
Ok
I hope I had money
this reminds me of seth bling (i think it was him anyway), from like the 1.8 snapshots
Thank you for making these videos
Unovan trainers be like: "Hi, I'd like to take the gym challenge."
League official: "Ok, but fair warning, nobody makes it past the 6th gym."
Trainer: "I'm sure I can raise strong enough Pokemon to win."
League official: "Oh it's not the gym battle I'd be worried about."
N: My adoptive father calls me nobody. I imagine I'll have a shot at clearing that gym.
*uses an Altaria to break the fall*
@@ahumanbeing2992 That one with the cannons was built before any non-native Pokemon were brought to Unova. (Wanna try your luck with Whimsicott?)
psychic type
@@runningoncylinders3829 Maybe Braviary could help you out...? Nah.
Brock is a gym leader.
Brock puts safety regulations in his gym.
Brock puts only some trainers in gym.
Brock builds his gym in only one room.
Brock is smart.
Be like Brock.
Brock is best Gym leader, best Ash Companion, best at everything
Dont forget Brock trusty Frying/Drying pan!
@@twiinArmageddons NO! It's those Jelly-filled donuts!
Dem jelly filled donut onigiris xd
hes legit is my favorite character in the anime
20:14 The Blackthorn gym would also kill you by emitting volcanic gases that are toxic, on top of literally cooking you and posing a serious falling-into-lava risk. So to make it through the puzzle, you'd need to wear highly specialized protective gear AND a rebreather, also a rebreather that can actually handle the temperature, also, the chemicals in a rebreather are quite explosive if mishandled, and you need special training to operate a rebreather, since you will eventually run out of breathable air and without training, you'll eventually suffocate without noticing.
Ok
Another gym that I can nuke into the 9th dimension
I think the toxic gases are emitted from underground by the volcano rather than lava though
Clair and the gym trainers inside would also be dead too and the place would have so much volcanic smoke and heat that they would have to condemn the place and use ice and water types to cool the magma and fill it in after tearing everything down
All the smoke having a rave in your lungs while you do this gym:
@@magolor152 Yeah talking to the trainers in the gym lets you know that... it doesn't have poisonous gasses or excessive heat. It's apparently sauna temperature.
"I'm sorry Skyla, but the Elite Four sent me to tell you to get rid of the cannons, they're too dangerous"
"What about hurricane winds slamming people into walls and objects?"
"All they've told me is that you have to get rid of the cannons, so that should be fine"
WAIT A MINUTE
Elite four: Skyla the cannons are too much get rid of them now
Skyla: ok
Elite four: leaves
Skyla: laughs in hurricane force winds
She won't be stopped from her mission to kill off the human race
Doesn't the unova victory road also have that one chasam you have to cross by riding wind currents?
@@nightspawnson-of-luna4936i mean yeah it is dangerous but the currents are rising upwards that’s why you can walk on air, also the gap from one of the cliffs to the other is not that big
Skyla: "Nice job! I never expected you to make it this far!"
Trainer: "Because the other trainers in your gym are strong?"
Skyla: "No, because you haven't died yet."
Me: lady skyla the tombstones has al... Oh you allive well you can challenge her good luck
Skyla's Pokemon BW2 gym puzzle is so freaking annoying xd
@@shiibwrry ikr
oh god why did y bring that up
Skyla be like: yeeEEET
Okay imagine if Skyla and Clair fused their gyms?
Yeeting trainers into Lava?
That’s not a gym, that’s a dungeon.
@@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 *torture chamber
Raimizan razak *hell
Thats a death penalty.
@@MrcreeperDXD777 *exp farm
Honestly, I think Michael forgot that one of the roller coasters in Elesa’s gym in Black and White has a literal LOOP in it. With 0 seatbelts or harnesses
Oh no... Michael needs to be informed.
depending on how fast you are going you could be kept in the "seat" by shear g-forces. still not safe but just stay near the back of the vehicle.
@z harpain too be fai we dont see the inside of the vehicle there could be a seat belt system inside it when closed
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@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I ate Jesus.
Laughed my ass off with the Castelia Gym. Imagine having a team of dragons and massive sea creatures at your waist, yet you die due to a clown not being able to free your head from a honey wall before you suffocate.
They should hire better staff
Or at least just make it a different liquidly thing like that food colored yellow
Isn't that the bug gym?
@@iluvchess14736 I think so, and you have to push through massive walls of honey
@@jdmarsh91 Burgh does not use dragons so you're comment confused me
@@iluvchess14736 No, what I meant is consider how embarrassing that as the player going Gym to Gym, think of how embarrassing it would be to have six extremely powerful monsters with you and you die because a clown employee cannot pull your head free before you are suffocated by honey
If Clair and Skyla opened their gyms in real life, I can’t imagine how many law suits will be filed
Forget law suits imagine the murder charges
Not to mention OSHA wouldn’t even let them open it.
a lot
In Clair's case I'd be more surprised if she was still alive by the time the law suits would be filed. Seriously, it's probably even more of a risk to her than the trainers if she had to stay there for as long as she does in the games.
That and carrying ten pounds of crack
Michael: Brock's gym is just a room with rocks, you're unlikely to get hurt
My accident-prone ass: *It's free real estate*
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*my dyspraxic-ass:* lmao why do i keep walking into rocks :/
yeah the only time you would get hurt in that gym is either by accident or if you are trying to
Me remembering the time I was looking at my phone, walked straight into a pole and it made a sound of reverberation.. And disappointment.
@@legendarytomatobird2816 Pokémon Go made a lot of people do that, apparently...
I feel like you really undersold the dangers of Nessa's gym. The water coming down from those pipes ain't gentle. Probably enough pressure to seriously injure you. And with the usual risk of "What if someone else uses that switch!?"
At least with the sw/sh gyms, it appears as if attempting those gyms is an event in it of themselves. You need to be a registered gym challenger, and only one at a time can attempt with the arguable exception of the one where you catch Pokemon to beat it.
I agree pressured water can break steel so it could probably serious injuries.
@@Aero496 Its prob only a waterfall.
When I saw this gym for the first time I was like dude couldn’t I just get on my hands and knees and crawl through the waterfalls. What’s alittle water gonna do to me. I don’t mind fighting the gym leader soaked to the bone. I never once considered the real world implications of how the water pressure would literally just wash u away. I’m here ready to throw my switch cause the puzzle is so annoying. However this puzzle is literally saving my life.
Yea if you walk into that water or someone turns it on while your under it, your dead or lost a limb. That pipe is like 20 feet above the player and that looks like a lot of water.
RE: the open lava, you not only have the trapped heat from being inside but also the toxic fumes, smoke, and other outgassing.
i was gonna mention that too! glad someone else already did, the fumes would definitely also be a serious health risk and absolutely kill you- i feel like the ground would be super hot too. im not sure if it could because i don’t know a lot about lava and heat transfer, but i feel like the ground could be hot enough to melt your shoes and burn your feet, especially closer to the ledges
@@bellbottomblues8351 It could depend on what your shoes are made of and what material the ground is comprised of, as some minerals don't transfer heat particularly well, but it is definitely possible.
So just staying in there for second would kill ya I KNEW IT
@@thatoneguy9844 Not necessarily a second, likely more like a couple of minutes, but yes, just standing in there will kill you.
@@bellbottomblues8351 lll
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the real reason why the Celestial Tower is located within close proximity to Mistralton City.
That makes...
Sense
Plot twist:
The ghost Pokemons in the tower are reincarnation of dead trainers died from that gym.....
@@joshuaarceo9938 thats dark
Lmfao.
So Skyla is secretly a mass murderer. Good to know.
Basic safety measures: *exists*
Skyla: _I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that._
How com Nobody Talks about Pokemon Talk?
@@chrisbarone515 stop going to every thing complaining that he doesn't feel like making it
Yup, I was thinking of her Gym while watching this. Being launched out of cannons is not as safe irl as it is in videogames. It's actually very dangerous, due to some result of some calculation from mass, velocity, and overall speed-plus impact. You WILL die if you try the Gym puzzle in Skyla's Gym irl.
Skyla: "WOO! FLYING IS FUN!"
Touya Of Team Plasma saying her design is cute is an understatement
If I remember correctly, there’s a NPC somewhere who states it’s not actually lava in the gym, it’s either water that’s colored and bubbling or smth similar I forgot, I do remember that they said they keep it very warm
That's only in the remakes, though. Like New Pokemon Snap mentioning the fruit you throw as being light and fluffy, it was most likely done to be as "non-threatening" to the players as possible. However both ridiculously infantilize people, instead.
@@notmyrealname5268 Side Note with Snap, it will never stop bugging me how much they refuse to just call them apples. (In the original they were literally called "Apple-Shaped Pokemon Food" like wild pokemon would just eat apples)
Well depending on how warm it is it could either be like a warm relaxing bath, or it straight up boils you alive. Which is worst than falling into lava as its not instant. You will suffer a slow and painfull death
@@abluerat7087 I’m pretty sure that it’s prolly just room temp water
@@waterslime9506 Nah, one of the trainer's in Clair's gym says the ambient temperature is like a sauna.... not hot enough to kill you, but... hot enough to make you sweat a lot.
As a member of my local climbing team, Bouldering is climbing without a harness. There's always a thick mat on the ground but we still have to learn how to cushion out fall out the way down. Anyone without training would get a broken bone or concussion. Not to mention there's almost no room to land correctly. You'd either break your knees or fall into the abyss.
You’re also 10 years old and expected to climb the entire gym in 1 sitting
14 black and white one and 16 black and white two since the players of black and white one and black and white two share the same birth year not sure about birth month
@@_EllieLOL_ I'm pretty certain none of the protags have been 10 since gen 1
i also feel like some of the walls in this gym are way higher then boulder rooms like a normal climbing hall without harnesses
Michael: in generation 4...
Me:heart beat intensifies
Michael: THEY LET YOU RUN BY THE POOL
That got me laughing.
That’s a good one
This is not a joke this a dangerous and illegal
What about Pokemon talk? Have you guys NOT notice that Michael has NOT uploaded Pokemon talk episodes in such a long time?
*heart rate monitor turns to line*
"They have mazes you can't properly see, but that shouldn't be a problem if you just don't run."
Every main character going through these gyms being controlled by a player:
runrunrun SMACK! runrunrun SMACK! runrunrun SMACK!
I laught way too hard at this🤣🤣
Oof
Since the trainer will likely bring an electric type with them at Misty's gym, her gym can be considered dangerous with all the electric attacks near the water.
Pure distilled water doesn’t carry an electric current, but I dunno how healthy that is for water pokemon (tho tbf there’s no distinction between freshwater vs saltwater and other pH and temperature differences), and keeping a 100% uncontaminated environment would be pretty difficult
@@anonymousfellow8879 also if it's pure destilled, there's going to be the issue of it just being dangerous for anyone in the water for a prolonged time. If it's standard pool water though? No yeah that stuff conducts water incredibly well, one thunderbolt and anyone in the pool is dead.
“The real world physics don’t apply to the Pokémon themselves.” While you’re probably right, that’s not really relevant to his rankings
He literslly stated that the concept of pokemon battles risks high chances of death, he isn't applying any dangers caused by the act of battling as pokemon, as shown in the abime do not appesr to seriously hurt people with their attacks
If Misty's gym is a risk then so are real life gyms with swimming pools
Just imagine grinding your team to its best only to die by to some honey wall.
Oof
Trainer's ghost be like: Are you kidding me
I bet the Pokemon would probably be raging inside their Pokeballs or it would be a big bruh moment
It's probably too thick to break a hole through, and even if u could, it would fill itself in too quickly for u to get through in time
Solution: Go backwards. Or bring an Ursaring.
And to think, Clair still has the actual _audacity_ to not give you a badge! You go through the closest equivalent of hell on earth to defeat this brat and she just throws a temper(ature) tantrum!
Clair: *cries* I'm sorry! I...I just lived my whole life as a discount birdkeeper!
Really? A pun? God damn it, Barb!
The thing is that she probably wouldn’t be alive to challenge you in the first place
As much as a brat Whitney is, at least her gym design is child friendly and she will give you the badge after crying, not forcing you into a fucking hard challenge
Edit: and "hard", I mean "the 3 easiest questions that non-competitive players can answer that Clair herself, a Dragon Master, cannot pass it" hard
@@thaiangquoc9505 Aaand in the PWT Whitney tells you how strong of a trainer you are after she cries her face out, she's a bit more mature now.
To quote Skyla in Pokemon Masters:
"At my Mistralton City Gym, we send Trainers flying with cannons and fans."
"Doesn't that sound like a superfun thrill? I thought it was a brilliant idea, if I do say so myself."
"But it seems like a lot of Trainers get worn out before they can get all the way to me."
Honey, I'm both amazed and relieved that no one has died in your gym yet.
You know what they keep in those canons?
Even your mom on BW2 said that she had to stay soo much time in hospital because the challengers were hurt
@@speedyturtleproductions7537 its probably the same as what they use in circus canons, it's not meant to hurt you
If I could draw perfectly I'd do an animations about a trainer (Hilbert) getting injured in Skyla's gym
Ok that's why skyla was a madlad in the anime
Additionally, the 'safety rails' in Clair's gym aren't even safe, they're literal spikes. Depending on those rails would likely impale or atleast greatly injure you.
Plus, what if those spikes were metal? They're probably superheated by the lava making them not only sharp deadly traps, but BURNING sharp deadly traps
8:46 They actually added guard rails to these in BDSP. I think that’s cool.
And the horizontal platforms in Canalave slow down before the end
video was made before bdsp
I’m surprised that blackthorn gym hasn’t already spontaneously combusted, all the pressure held inside would eventually make that place pop like a balloon
given that all the gyms in the games tend to have the same exterior, especially in the earlier gens, this might be stretching logic a bit, but at least in the anime, the gyms actually each have their own distinct outwards appearance. doesn't mean they are any safer, what with Blaine's gym in the anime being inside of an active volcano..., but it does mean that there could be some structural differences between the gyms. I would not be surprised if the blackthorn gym was actually an open-air arena or something, which could be explained by having the gym building just be some sort of warp-panel like technology that takes you to the actual location. this argument could potentially also help with a few other gyms, but not nearly as much since none of them seem to have problems that would be resolved as easily by just changing the location itself like that. certainly, it would still be dangerous to be in the blackthorne gym, but if it had an open roof of some sort, or was in an outdoor location connected by a warp panel, then it would be at least a little bit safer as long as you didn't actually fall into the lava.
while it is true that in the earlier games especially, the gyms always looked the same from the outside, I actually rather doubt that was anything more than minimization of storage usage by not having to design a different sprite for each gym and implement some other way of showing that those places were gyms. This is especially true given that very few gyms seem to be the same size and shape when it comes to the interior itself. you have some gyms, like brock's that are just a single room. you have other gyms in the same generation that are a differently sized single room, or even multiple rooms that take up far more space. despite this, all of the gyms in gen 1 and gen 2 look identical from the outside. (I am not sure when they switched to having the gyms be allowed to be different from the outside, but I know that gen 1 and gen 2 had pretty much the exact same gym exterior for every gym between both generations).
Jake Z holy crap you just wrote a essay
Combustion bending
@@Yveltyyy oddly enough, I find it easier to write essays for youtube comments than I do for any class ever. probably because I actually care about the topic
It would pop with the force of like 10k baloons if they were the size of a small building plus lets not forget all the gases AND OH GOD THAT ONE BUILDING IF IT EXPLODES ITS GONNA KILL THE WHOLE DANG PLACE AND EVERYONE NEAR IT BECAUSE OF TOXIC GASSES
If you think Claire's Gym is a hot mess, Anime version of Blaine's gym is literally inside a volcano with no vents whatsoever. Its a recipe for disaster and how the hell did they even approve that. 😅
Uh, did you fail to realize that the platform for the field is right above the crater of the volcano? Or do you think that won't vent the heart of the lava enough?
@@kanjigodomo9696 Uh, did you fail to realize that before they went to the crater of the volcano, the battlefield was literally hanging inside the volcano over a pit of lava? and they had to actively stop an eruption from happening half way through the match?
@@Selet101 It wasn't halfway through the match, it was after the first time Ash and Blaine battled, and Team Rocket planned to capture Magmar by freezing him with these missiles, and once he melted through the ice, they were shooting wildly around the arena, freezing the supports that kept the field suspended above the lava. Once the supports broke, that caused the volcano to start erupting. Even if there escape route when they were shot into the sky wasn't the crater, it was still a vent from the volcano. Then, after things calmed down (thanks to Magmar, Charizard, Pikachu, Geodude, and Onix), we move to the top of the volcano.
@@kanjigodomo9696 fair enough. Haven't watched it in forever. Just remember it starting inside the volcano, them stopping the eruption, then charizard vs magmar on top of the volcano ^_^
Claire's is Blackthorn gym, right? (didn't play the game) So actually Blaine's gym has some vent - the crater itself... it may be extremely hot inside, but... not oven-like hot I think still better than with refreshed lava pools inside building. You don't get instantly backed when You go inside it. But still extremely dangerous.
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Gonna comment on the rock climbing gym, considering you never some off the ground higher than seemingly 10 feet at most, it seems to specifically be a bouldering gym, which is a type of rock climbing without harnesses or helmets. Bouldering gyms usually have a cusioned floor as well so the safety should be at about the same as cerulean's gym, at about a 2-3
Especially because there seems to be no overhanging climbing, the main danger of boulder is back injury. But it seems to be pretty vertically aligned
Those floors do not look cushioned to me.
I commend Hilbert and Hilda for surviving all those really dangerous gyms of Unova
nate and rosa too
Yeah
Plot twist. They didn't. Pokemon is the afterlife.
@@laiir2958 Haha
WAIT WHAT-
I guess it's the name. Hilda does share her name with a certain girl from Trollberg with a pet deerfox.
Michael: The heat of the lava is trapped so you would die before touching it.
The entire Mario series: Im just going to pretend i didnt hear that
I mean, mario tanks point blank nukes and throws castles around, pretty sure a balmy 600°C is just a bit sweaty for him
In conclusion: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
@@jameshamaker9321 Samus with Varia can resist lava, and even with the regular suit can resist the temperature for a brief time. I don't think it was ever contested.
ZSS, on the other end...
me walks in sees every trainer dead "Naw I'm out.
@Dr. Diofenshmirtz I think he's referring to all the stupidly strong weapons Bowser has hit him with. Not just Bullet Bills...there's plenty of other weapons that Mario has got thrown at him. Just look at all the robotic bosses in the two Galaxy games alone!
Its a shame how in generation 4 & 7... THEY LET YOU RUN BY THE POOL!!
Damn, Skyla's cruel, and you can't really explain her resistance to Flying and Fighting on that - compared to, for example, the multiple Ice, Electric and Fire gym leaders that force you into their element. I guess you can slightly forgive Flannery because she's new, but you can't forgive her legendary grandfather, who possibly built that gym.
Darn you, Kabu!
@@caolanochearnaigh9804 It's just a fantasy, and who knows how many years pass between gen 3 and gen 8. Kabu could be Flannery's father, cousin or even son. Heck, maybe he lives in a dimension where Maxie/Archie succeed and Hoenn becomes inhospitable, all people dead in heatwaves or floods, and Flannery is freaking dead.
@@asmodeus58XX Nah, that ain't possible.
He eludes to his "granddaughter" in his dialogue, plus he's a Fire gym leader from Hoenn, so the chance of him being Flannery's grandfather is more solid than a Shuckle with an Impish nature and 31 IVs in Defense.
That moment you realize your gym is weak to ice types so you flood it with lava.
Big brain time
You just made me realize that, thanks
Smort
*Bowser builds your gym
then you realize ice types turn into water types.
“I would not be happy if I was a maraca bean”
Mikey, October 10, 2020
I am a Happy Bean
I'm am playing a game with beans
@@tylikesaxolotls7866 fall guys and among us has *_B E A N_*
Fall guys: I'm a hapi been :)
Way to show some spirit, old bean!
21:20 if you look closely, your head is also scraping the ceiling :D
20:07
You can also go blind from immediate exposure to lava if you don't have any facial protection
A group of Pokemon Trainers: "Alright! Let's do the Pokemon League Challenge!"
A week later: "Skyla gets executed for death of 14 kids"
I've prepared a veeery special punishment! Puhuhu~
i guess none of them owned psychic types
You know FOR KIDS
@@runningoncylinders3829 now... I want to draw gym leaders' executions in danganronpa... I never thought I'd need it XD
Runningon Cylinders wtf did u just say eww
Blaine: My gym challengers have to answer various questions about Pokémon
Norman: My gym challengers have to pick their opponent's best stat.
Skyla: My gym challengers die.
All of the Gen 8 leaders: We care for our trainers safety.
Skyla Cannon go boom
Clair: my gym trainers are roasted to a tender and delicious center
Here’s a thing about skyla gym, you can say that Clair gym could use some sort of effect to create lava-like water, but Skyla gym is literally fire you off a canon onto the ground or a wall, she’s out there to kill people
Gen 9 Gyms: The main thing thats gonna die is your switch's framerate
Surge: Sort through my trash
Violet City is a 10, not a 9. The boost you receive from being shot up to the platform is so fast, it would just crash you into the ceiling lol
‘I would not be happy as a maraca bean.’ One of my favorite MandJtv lines to date
“I always wear a seatbelt”
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dang it I was going to say that but hey it's better not to copy anyone at least.
Lol
That's what came to my mind too
@@atharvajain6550 in the world
@Mr. Ketchup It's fine, everybody isn't perfect.
Also I did the maths, and the only way you’d live is if the blackthorn gym is over a mile long, leaving enough space for the heat to be and then enough time to find a fault of sorts in the building to get out of it, but what you probably want to hear is that if you stood in there without protective clothing, your skin would peel off within three seconds of standing still. :)
Thanks for being the math guy 🤗
Big brain boy
3 seconds seems like long enough 🤷♀️
But... the blackthorne gym has two floors though..... and the top im fairly sure is covered with ice and/or snow
@@TiztasticallyWicked That's only in GSC though. While that version of the gym MIGHT be slightly safer, the HGSS version would basically be a death trap.
Ash: Arrives in Unova
Ash: I cant wait to challenge the gyms!
Ash after entering skylas gym: *Gotta get back to kantoooo*
But what really happens is they fight outside
Because kids show
Cilen actually hates Skyla because she's killing people, nothing to do with sky battles LOL
And people say Skyla is the anime is bad. 🤔
Ash is literally immortal though
@@kinglyzebra6417he has as many lives as a freaking cat
Alola be like: Your gym puzzle can’t be dangerous if you don’t have gyms
There's still technically puzzles in the trials, but as far as I'm aware none of them are particularly dangerous.
@@kinglyzebra6417 The first trial has you running around the edge of a seemingly bottomless pit while chasing around wild Pokemon - and part of it has you walking over a thin log over said pit.
If any part of the path turns out to be unstable and gives out or one of the wild Pokemon knocks you off, you are probably dead.
@@Draeckon Oh yeah you're right. The Uala Uala Island's trials are kinda dangerous too
Anna: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Michael: That is insanely unsafe! Do you know how densely packed that snow has to be to maintain that shape!?
@@slevinchannel7589 ...
@@riyanirfan Yeah, my Wiki is meant to help people.
Of course i know that cancel-culture is also a thing and i was sadly mixed up with such folk before, but that wont discourage me: I still want to make the Plattform CZcams more healthy and less hate-filled. Cause, WOW, ITS FULL OF IT.
So? Youre all fine with youtube and its Boss, Susan? Or you wanna act?
Wanna look away from Mobbing? Or take on Mobbers?
You got so many options.
@@debug77-B Yeah, my Wiki is meant to help people.
Of course i know that cancel-culture is also a thing and i was sadly mixed up with such folk before, but that wont discourage me: I still want to make the Plattform CZcams more healthy and less hate-filled. Cause, WOW, ITS FULL OF IT.
So? Youre all fine with youtube and its Boss, Susan? Or you wanna act?
Wanna look away from Mobbing? Or take on Mobbers?
You got so many options.
@@slevinchannel7589 why do i feel like your a bot
@@riyanirfan Dude! Dont be Racist against Robots!
Didnt you see all the movies about us also having feelings?! Hey!
"I would not like to be a maraca bean!"
Someone should make a video of out of context Michael quotes.
Quick! Hop onto the M&JTV Subreddit and pose that there for the next Pokemon Meme Review!
@@zigazav1
I don't have a reddit account, unfortunately.
@@oshawottmain7608 Yay!
id pay to watch that even though its free
WOOO OSHAOWOTT BEST POKÉMON
The safety regulations gotten mad at Skyla for making her gym so dangerous, so she made it the tiniest bit safe, and I mean the tiniest.
He clearly never went to a gym when he confuses weight plated with tires.
To be fair, the sprite makes it easy to confuse them. Besides, tires are used as part of some endurance trainings (mainly running while you drag tires attached to you), so it's not too out of place in a gym
@@M4x_P0w3r Or running through them. Ive never heard of dragging them as training.
@@jaredcrabb I have and have personally done them before as a track runner in high school. It wasn't great, and it didn't help that I'm so small too, and I was smaller back then since I'm fat now.
It's officially impossible to beat black and white without dying
raging ruin If it was more realistic.
Or a pokémon can save you
@@rajaisgreen7663 just use a full restore or a max revive
Or Clair
@@samyb4566 you can’t die in black and whote
Micheal: "Every single gym has only one entrance and exit."
Lumiose Gym: *"Am I a joke to you?!"*
No stairs, only the elevator. You know how elevators shut down in an emergency situation?
I was the 69th like
@@memelord8769 You legend.
@@memelord8769 nice
@@CeeCeeismadYT sawsbuck
16:07
*OBJECTION!*
In Gen 6, the Lavaridge Gym doesn’t launch you up with hot water/sand. You just ride a wooden board up to the next floor.
However, You do fall down to the basement every time you do fall though. I think the Gen 6 Lavaridge Gym is more of a 5 or 6 rank gym. You’ll get hurt but you’ll likely live.
*OBJECTION!*
Even if you ride a wooden board, the scolding hot water would still impact your skin. Not to mention, that the wooden board can break during the puzzle, meaning you'll have a face full of hot water.
@@kitetenjogalladeknighttosh8863
*OBJEC-*
No no he’s got a point.
Eh, i mean, the protagonist in Pokémon Ranger 2 literally jumps from the highest story of a temple to an underground. I think those kids are resilient enough.
Human type is OP.
Gravity is a non-damaging move
@@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale Under rated comment
@@marsphoenix1359 TBH I forgot I even made that comment
Me: “Screw the canons! I’m climbing the walls!”
Skyla, waiting for me at the top: “THIS! IS! MISTRALTON!!!” *kicks me into a canon and fires me into a wall*
(i’m not liking your comment cause the comment has 69 likes, just so you know i liked the comment and you have 70 :))
@@z0mb139 make that 71
Now It Has 69 Backwards!
@@theskillbeast8495 YAYYYYYYYY
I feel like this is something grant from XY would do
Michael: Doesn't say "Greetings pocket monster aficionados, Lord Michael has arrived"
Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
He already said that. He didn't like saying that
Maybe next Time ;-;
Lets gooo! I posted that! Glad to see it caught on
@@madhavramakrishnan7135 Cool!, I saw the original post on Reddit and knew it would be awesome if mikey said it
Am I the only one who is concerned about the disappearance of Pokemon Talk?
Skyla's gym puzzle seemed fine to me as a child... I never really realized that she is definitely a masochist.
Also, I have to ask, but when they put up a tiny fence, why can't I just jump over it?
She's a Sadist... A Masochist likes Pain upon themelves.... She Likes pain upon You
@@YashSharma-dp6wu Why not both?
@@YashSharma-dp6wu I choose to believe when no one is doing the gym challenge, she just does it herself, for fun.
She is the real strongest human in Pokemon and if you cannot survive her gym's challenge then you don't deserve your badge. Don't worry; she won't put you through anything she herself cannot handle.
16:58 Gen 5 really wants you to die....😂😂
Michael: Theres no visible seat belt inside the coaster car in the Nimbasa gym
Me, who has read the manga and knows that there are seat belts in the coaster cars: *A foolish miscalculation!*
#PokemonAdventuresForever
Oddly specific but ok
I mean, the manga is an entirely different canon to the games, so that means nothing.
This just get the situation worse! Elesa shouldnt listen Black when he said
Black: Nooo i want to complete my chalenge, soo let me participate on this broken roller coster, with a treat to my life instead of waiting the repair
Elesa: Excuse me but you are dumb?!
And why Elesa dont check its cars daily?!
And one of them even malfunctioning 😂
"Brock's gym has rocks"
Mikey: That's very safe
*you stubbed your toe*
(Respawn)
yea I first thought that before clicking on the video xD
I mean as long as you use common sense and stay away from them there shouldn’t be any issues
20:09 looks like a mission for game theory
The Lava Gyms could possibly use a highly viscous substance like water mixed with Xanthan Gum and colored lights and pumps to create the bubbling and lighting effects.
At which point temperature wouldn't be an issue... But drowning might be depending on the depth of the substance.
It's even worse when you realize that the player characters are mostly children. These gym leaders would probably get more than a fine, they'd go straight to jail
(also funnily enough, in the HGSS Blackthorn Gym, they require you to keep your walking Pokemon inside its ball for safety reasons. Yet they're completely fine with you walking through the gym)
Video games logic 100
Not to jail, they’d go to prison
Gym Regulation: I'm sorry, your slugma is going to have to be in its pokeball due to intense heat.
Me: .... wut?
Would the gym leaders really. If u think about it there was an episode in the anime where 2 groups wanted to start a gym in there city and they used there pokemon to literly attack the other groups members to force them away. Nurse Joy was there in disguise to evaluate if the gyms was up to the pokemon leagues standards. So all these gyms have been certified and approved by the pokemon league. So the real blame would be on the pokemon league and not the gym leaders.
@@Shiftry87 in games maybe the pokemon league regulates them what makes sense because most of elite 4 are adults
“There are holes in the safety nets!”
-quote from a cool dude who played Pokémon soul silver
IS that Killian Experience?
@@npcmcishark7379 and that is the Kilian experience
Dubbed Digimon is the best.
I am so glad to have seen a kilian reference here
The HGSS version of Bugsy's gym used to scare me as a kid. Sure, you could assume there was a floor under that instead of the void, but if there was there's still the possibility of getting a leg crushed by malfunctioning machinery.
It’s like you’re a half cooked piece of spaghetti thrown against the refrigerator
-Mikey, 2020
Something else about the Mistralton Gym (B2W2)...
The wind chill factor.
Even when sheltered enough to avoid being sent flying, you're still not safe.
They even included a little animation of the player hunching over and shivering because the wind is so cold.
Never forget: Wind Chill Can Kill.
Or what if they make themselves sturdy so they dlnt fall down
Both of the B2W2 protagonist don't wear long sleves
Interwiewer: Skyla, how many childs have you killed on your time as a gym leader.
Skyla: **Starts counting in head**
INTERVIEWER: Uh, Skyla?
SKYLA: Hold on... *continues counting* What was the question again?
INTERVIEWER: How many children you killed as a Gym Leader?
SKYLA: Oh yeah. Yeah, I was given lawsuits for the first design of my gym because I never added landing pads where the trainers landed after being shot out of cannons.
INTERVIEWER: You shot kids out of cannons without air cushions?! Why?! Even human cannonballs use air cushions!
SKYLA: Yeah, turns out landing on metal platforms wasn't the brightest thing in the world. There was also one that shot you into a steel wall. Some safety regulators told me that the reason my gym didn't have any takers or just wanted me to have the battle outside was because anyone who tried my gym challenge was dead. They even proved it with ballistics dummies, a lot of them had similar results, everything from broken bones to ruptured organs. Which is why I had to take that gym down, or the cannons away and switched to strong, gale-force winds. They also told me to give the trainers proper safety guidelines for the challenge.
INTERVIEWER: Skyla, that still sounds highly dangerous.
SKYLA: Hey, I'm from a family that breathes in danger. And besides, this new challenge has walls to block them from the wind. Granted if you're caught in the wind, you could hurdle into the walls or some wooden crates, but the results had much more success than the cannons.
INTERVIEWER: I think we're done here. Take her away. Please?
Your comment deserves a medal. It’s so good! 😂🤣
Nah her answer would be *yes*
How many breads have you eaten in your life
Skyla (Mentally): 69... 146... 290... 420...
I really need a animation of Pokémon trainers going into deadly gyms realistically
Same
All in favor, please reply "LOL"
Lol
lol
@@IShy2 lol
This is fine.
They let you run by the POOL!!!!😡 6:35
How to fix most of these:
ADD SOME FREAKIN GUARD RAILS.
Skyla
@@muddledlion9593 pillow
@@muddledlion9593 put some guard rails at the door
Oh, you have guard rails in front of the lava that will melt you alive if you go near it? Yeah, you're good.
Or sometimes just saying that one trainer is alowed at one time
Wait, if the gym was real you wouldn't have to worry about dying because of the lava because there wouldn't be any point since the gym leader would already be dead.
Yeah you can break the gym with special equipment and bombs and such then you can get a magical badge that seems to not burn from that mamafu****
Holy hes right truth
Yes but also you spelled dying wrong
@@utubeiskaren7796 We dont talk about that
Are we sure Clair's gym is not a ghost type gym?
About Skyla’s gym, that is also not a flat wall, it has something to land on, a metal beam, meaning you would likely land on it, fall backwards and hit your head on the floor.
Can we just appreciate how much work, research and time Michael puts into these videos?
B2W2 Mistralton gym - 9
BW Mistralton gym - 10
Moral of the story: Skyla is a serial killer
Edit : OMG HOW DID THIS GET 1K LIKES.
Yeah
9 1 1 hello zkyla is murdering people with her gym puzzle.
Original hitting the wall at the end, irl that’d be bloody.
LOL and thats truth
Except it got less deadly
"Every single Gym only has one entrance and exit."
Lumiose City Gym says hello...
OSHA: FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING ARCHITECTURE
There aren’t safety stairs for the higher levels if the elevators aren’t functioning
Honestly the Gen 5 Castelia Gym should've been a 10, you are guaranteed to get your head stuck in those walls of honey (especially since they're strong and sticky enough to hold their shape)
9:19 HE SAID MY NAME HE SAID MY NAME
To be fair, Clair having a gym that's an instant death trap is at least in character. Can't get your ass kicked if the challengers die the moment they walk through the door after all 🤣
Can't get your as kicked if you are dead
@@ravinercf 5000 IQ play
That adds another question though, how does Clair survive?
@@skadliga8128 She can't die (jk)
@@skadliga8128 dragon magic
"It's like you're a half-cooked piece of spaghetti thrown against a refrigerator!"
Mikey, 2020
Haha this made me laugh so much in the vid and this comment
11:13 I think that’s more bouldering then rock climbing making it a little more dangerous, especially since if you fall you’re not landing on a mat
Poor Hilbert, experiencing Sadistic Gym Puzzles
And Skyla says in Masters
“You look like you wouldn’t be bothered if you were shot out of a cannon! You should come try a shot at my gym someday!”
Yeah, I totally wouldn’t be bothered if I was first shot out of a cannon at a high speed, then slammed into a wall, and finally falling to the ground, where I would likely spend ten minutes trying to recover XD
The only way to survive her puzzle is to pick boy and name yourself "Gonzo"
Muppets reference I'm sorry 😑
“And I wear my seatbealt.”
James:
*thumbs up*
@odd1sout :)
Lol were your seatbelt
@@herrerasauruspack7817 splish splash your opinion is trash
@@boomboxbaby2624 I like chips
@@herrerasauruspack7817 No he doesn't he always promotes his team
The eight gym in gen one must be 10, just tink about it, you enter in a gym wherethe gym leader are a mafious man wich you beat several times ago, and his bodyguards are the gym trainers, there are a high chance to then beat you up till they kill you since they are realy buff mans, since i played pokemon fire red leaf green
First of all, they don't even know that he's giovanni.
Second of all, it's men not mans.
That's not a danger with the gym interior though, not like the others. This is more a case of the gym leader happening to be a crime lord who holds grudges.
Makes me wonder if the most dangerous gyms are still some what dangerous in the Pokemon world as well, and you're supposed to use your Pokemon to protect you. Except for the Blackthorn Everyone knows being around lava doesn't hurt you in fiction. But you're supposed to use your own psychic or flying pokemon in Skyla's gyms as cushioning
"If Pokemon gyms open up in the real world, stay the HELL away from them!"
Pokemon GO players: "No, I don't think I will"
Pokémon Go gyms are level 1 easy, maybe 2 at most based on the height but there’s enough support structure
Brawl stars player right ??
@@malinasarkar2811 I heard that line right when I read this comment
Gen ones are fine except surge and blaine
@@thegamerzoologist2705 lt surge
Conclusion: Trainers are living tanks.
Underrated comment
@@makronie9894 rude
@@user-jz5mx5ye9y How the hell is that rude?
@@Fhantomania saying that something is underrated is rude
@@user-jz5mx5ye9y Are you stupid or do you not know what that means?
Michael: it doesn’t kill the player
Legends Arkoos: OBJECTION!
at 12:30, we can see that Brendan falls a minimum of 8 tiles down from the first ice floor in the Sootopolis gym. If we pick an arbitrary height for Brendan at 5 feet, then that means he fell a minimum of 40 feet straight down. A fall from 40 ft would almost certainly kill him
Skyla the character: :D
Skyla the gym: ☠️ P E R I S H ☠️
yeets em into the wall
Or get blown into crates
@@not_quite_clarinet true
Even your mom on a Call says
"oh, you are going to Skyla gym, be carefull honey, i remember that had several injuried challengers
Kid who played pokemon: Jumpd STRAIGHT into lava to get back
People around him: No,this is not how youre supposed to play the game.
Is this a Brick Bronze Reference?
@@rarepunypikachu9714 NO MEMORIES NOOOOO
@@rarepunypikachu9714 you made me cry today bu saying pbb
Me in Ecruteak Gym: Oh no, I defeated the trainer, now it's pitch black... off the floating platform and back to the entrance we go!
what
15:10 they’re harlequins. I looked it up on bulbapedia
Regarding the Hearthome City Gym, it looks like BDSP fixed that problem because the elevators now have guard rails.
Was just about to point this out.
@@emperora9 Glad to know I wasn't the only one who noticed that.
Michael: I always were my seatbelt
Odd1sout: MY MAN
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Odd1sout approve
YES OMG THIS IS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
@@slevinchannel7589 man I'm so late but that's very nice of you,kinda sounds something that a adult would do hm just let's stay with the niceness of me and I'm very angry most of the times so the nice things I do are limited
Michael: Have you ever built a snowman?!
People who haven't played with snow: No
Wait... Snow actually exists!?!?
@@yoshisaurusmunchakoopas7252 *Floridaman detected*
?????
I built a Snowman with my family as a kid I think. Then we moved and ended up in a place where snow rarely comes up enough to make Snowmen.
@@moblinmajorgeneral I seen snow I don't like it and I'm a Floridian. I been to snowy places before.
17:05
but if it isnt a 100% accurate its 50%....
"Have you ever built a snowman?"
Me who lives on the southern coast of Australia.... You guys have done that?
Mistralton: “You will die over and over and over and over and over again.”
me, an intellectual: "can we just fly over it? "
Why dont you have a pokemon battle on a plane it would be less dangerous
We have the same profile picture...
Brother, is that you?
@@nicholasbouchard7077 No just a coincedence
We will use the smol pidgey to fly
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"It could teleport part of you... and only part of you"
Me who has played way too much Henry Stickmin: Been there, done that'
Stickman continued "rigged the sprinkler system"
I thought he was going to say it would teleport you inside a wall
14:10 Candice: Yeah but at least I can dance ballet! On pointe!