I Found a Weird Hallmark Movie

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  • čas přidán 30. 08. 2020
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  • @kathyoquin8233
    @kathyoquin8233 Před 3 lety +2001

    How about instead of "you're bacon me crazy" it should be "you're persimmon me off"

  • @enygmaa1981
    @enygmaa1981 Před 3 lety +1587

    “Don’t go bacon my heart🎶”
    “I couldn’t if I fried🎵”

  • @kacym5550
    @kacym5550 Před 3 lety +640

    Can we please talk about how she never wears a hair net and constantly wears her hair down around food in that hot pristinely white chefs coat while working outside in a tiny food truck 😂

    • @JinxMarie1985
      @JinxMarie1985 Před 5 měsíci +4

      They didn't go for reality here. Just a typical sh** show of a hallmark movie

  • @sarandipityinthestarssarah4076

    Cleo's actress went to the William Shatner School of Acting I see.. Another...successful student.

  • @kristyrussell1748
    @kristyrussell1748 Před 3 lety +514

    He's meeting with a lawyer downtown to hopefully get a name 😂

  • @yes_chef6341
    @yes_chef6341 Před 3 lety +714

    Why does she have that chefs coat on in so many scenes where she isn’t even at her food truck? Chefs don’t just wander around farmers markets in their whites

    • @EncyclopediaBrown97
      @EncyclopediaBrown97 Před 3 lety +61

      You be right. My sister is in culinary and they are not allowed to wear it on transportation due to food safe

    • @AG-cf4wn
      @AG-cf4wn Před 3 lety +20

      Makes her look more official lol

    • @kimagnello3550
      @kimagnello3550 Před 3 lety +69

      We chefs also don't curl our hair because what's the point if it has to be up... or wear make up most of the time because it's a sweaty job, especially in a food tuck. And farmers markets are always early AF in the morning. Oh Hallmark...

    • @AnevaWalker
      @AnevaWalker Před 3 lety +4

      Lol, yeah, we definitely don't.

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria Před 3 lety +24

      Like when she was sitting on some bench, drawing a restaurant.

  • @karnotik
    @karnotik Před rokem +48

    I feel like Cleo had an acting coach that was telling her to slow down- so her compromise was to put in long pauses

  • @thecutestofborg5604
    @thecutestofborg5604 Před 3 lety +303

    "Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of bread" just became my mantra

    • @bethw6027
      @bethw6027 Před 3 lety +12

      Just don’t let Oprah hear you 😂

  • @julieo4580
    @julieo4580 Před 3 lety +494

    I love that she’s making sandwiches and wearing a chef jacket like she’s Gordon Ramsay.

    • @DezIctus
      @DezIctus Před 3 lety +17

      *Samwiches...lmao!

    • @sydneymodlin1771
      @sydneymodlin1771 Před 3 lety +10

      "Sam-iches" lol

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 Před 3 lety +5

      Samwiches, samwiches everywhere... But not a sandwich in sight.
      Edit..😂🤷🤣

    • @yomigonzalez9870
      @yomigonzalez9870 Před 3 lety +14

      And shes in the supermarket in the same jacket

    • @StrawberrySodaSodaSoda
      @StrawberrySodaSodaSoda Před 3 lety +1

      Me too. I don't make enough sandwhich's , soup or salad. I need to get back to the basics. I seem to have become a master chef in my own kitchen.

  • @raej2353
    @raej2353 Před 3 lety +911

    When the main girl said “is it a requirement to be a male chef and have an ego?” My husband, the chef, answered, “yes.” Lmao

  • @kimberlysieber2136
    @kimberlysieber2136 Před 2 lety +77

    Jamie saying “straunt” brings me more joy than a fresh BLP.

    • @jaybee9552
      @jaybee9552 Před rokem +6

      I'm trying to make the term 'straunt happen in my social circle but it's not working 😅

    • @stephinwy
      @stephinwy Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yes!! BLP!!

  • @alicestewert8552
    @alicestewert8552 Před 3 lety +106

    “I thought I’d find you here.” At my house? Surprising, I know 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @sabeck4
    @sabeck4 Před 3 lety +1255

    I love when you insert yourself into the scenes. 😂😂

  • @mallory5777
    @mallory5777 Před 3 lety +306

    The niece isn't at school because she's like the same age as her aunt. 😂

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  Před 3 lety +31

      😂😂

    • @caseyob2690
      @caseyob2690 Před 3 lety +28

      Well...in ALL fairness.... I have a nephew who is a year and change older than me. My brothers son, is older than me.
      Its a thing.
      😂😂

    • @mallory5777
      @mallory5777 Před 3 lety +17

      @@caseyob2690 I got ya! My mom's uncle is only a year older than her. Just think it's funny when people who are clearly close to the same age are cast as being in way different age groups, or vice versa.

    • @livelongandprospermary8796
      @livelongandprospermary8796 Před 3 lety +3

      My step bro and son are nearly the same age. My son is actually a few months older. 🤷‍♀️ my coworker has grandkids older than his kids... it’s a thing

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣😹

  • @Lemonz1989
    @Lemonz1989 Před 3 lety +189

    I feel like the guys who made this video haven’t even tried persimmons. They aren’t supposed to “snap” - they aren’t like apples! That would be like having a “snapping” tomato. 😐

    • @hidetolove
      @hidetolove Před 3 lety +18

      I prefer persimmons a little unripe, like sweet but still crunchy. I hate the squishy texture of a ripe or over ripe persimmon 🤢

    • @lula-kester
      @lula-kester Před rokem +15

      I did a little googling... the type of persimmon (Fuyu) is described as "quite firm". It says that you "slice them like an apple". I had to look because the only times I have ever dealt with persimmons, they were somewhat more apple like. Also less sweet. Seems we are both correct though. As it described another type of persimmion (Hachiyas) as more "custard like" inside. I also wondered if an unripe persimmon might be a bit sour/tangy like a green tomato? Because bacon, lettuce, & fried green tomato sandwiches are legit.

  • @dreadmage8376
    @dreadmage8376 Před 3 lety +171

    I am glad I am not the only person who wonders things in movies like "why isnt this child in school?"

  • @Crystalballer21
    @Crystalballer21 Před 3 lety +652

    “I found a weird Hallmark movie”
    aren’t they ALL weird??? 😂😂

    • @estycki
      @estycki Před 3 lety +22

      I said the same thing, aren't they all weird with bad scripts? I imagine the actors aren't that bad, it's just hard to make a bad script work.

    • @john316loveGodlovepeople
      @john316loveGodlovepeople Před 3 lety +11

      Lol the people are 90% plastic and life is nothing like a Hallmark movie lol

    • @Kelly-ew9vf
      @Kelly-ew9vf Před 3 lety

      @@john316loveGodlovepeople aà

    • @Abstract852
      @Abstract852 Před 3 lety +8

      @@estycki I don't imagine the actors are good either though. It's like a graveyard for middle aged actors who's careers tanked a decade ago if they ever got off the ground to begin with.

    • @estycki
      @estycki Před 3 lety +10

      @@Abstract852 I wonder how many of them were models that thought they could make it as an actor just because they were good looking (female and males) and all they had to do was show up and read.

  • @jennys.945
    @jennys.945 Před 3 lety +360

    This is the best series concept in maybe all of media.

  • @Stephieandcheech
    @Stephieandcheech Před 3 lety +341

    "I'd hate for her to be called a white beige Becky" 😂😂😂

    • @DripBunny223
      @DripBunny223 Před 3 lety +8

      LMAO I was thinking about that comment. Who came for her 😂😂 was it Bailey 👀👀

    • @elisemarie4894
      @elisemarie4894 Před 3 lety +17

      Hell no! Bailey is not a meanie!

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage Před 3 lety +5

      @@DripBunny223 i need to know as well!

    • @elisemarie4894
      @elisemarie4894 Před 3 lety +9

      It’s the Stone person. Pay them no mind, they’re not relevant :)

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage Před 3 lety +6

      @@elisemarie4894 I have no idea who this Stone person is, so that will be easy lol. Although now I gotta find out...

  • @nikionek1881
    @nikionek1881 Před 3 lety +132

    "She grew her social media following to 4,000 in...4 days." I just heard the collective frustrated groan of every CZcamsr ever.

  • @wrenegade926
    @wrenegade926 Před 3 lety +283

    “Brother Bacon” is a much better name than any they could’ve given him 😂😂

    • @willothewisps476
      @willothewisps476 Před 6 měsíci +1

      He strikes me as a Wallace. As his first name. I don’t know why, but he just does. If that’s the case, Brother Bacon is a much better name for him😂.

  • @haHAAbang
    @haHAAbang Před 3 lety +224

    This is really the only way one should ever watch a hallmark movie

  • @emott922
    @emott922 Před 3 lety +37

    “...The breath is outta control, I’ve never seen so much breath...” lmao 🤣

  • @kristamcleod8616
    @kristamcleod8616 Před 3 lety +49

    “You’re bacon me uncomfortable” I cant. 😂

  • @monciparedes
    @monciparedes Před 3 lety +353

    Jaime: He tells her to ‘fugetaboutit’.
    Scene cutaway to him ACTUALLY saying that.
    😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Noshananigans
      @Noshananigans Před 3 lety +5

      I wanted to hear him stay ‘straunt’ after Jaime said it next but I was let down! 😭😭
      😂

  • @dotsamantha
    @dotsamantha Před 3 lety +134

    "Deluxe Your Face With Jaime French Makeup and Sammiches"

  • @Lexycorinnebeaute
    @Lexycorinnebeaute Před 3 lety +33

    When she said “yes, I’m game” the subtitles thought she said “yes, I’m gay” 🤣🙏🏼

  • @christineeliza5433
    @christineeliza5433 Před 3 lety +146

    I’m pretty sure Gabe played Kostas in the sisterhood of the traveling pants and it makes me really sad to see these actors who never really got huge roles again playing characters in bad hallmark movies 😂

    • @kellydell2928
      @kellydell2928 Před 2 lety +14

      He is the very same actor! He has a lot of roles on Hallmark lately (within the past several years).

    • @robinnn777
      @robinnn777 Před 2 lety +13

      he's been in a bunch of shows since then (I recognized him from the mentalist and jane the virgin), I think he's doing fine xD

    • @beatlesrock234
      @beatlesrock234 Před 2 lety +1

      He was also on the show Greek!

    • @kristatindall9977
      @kristatindall9977 Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you!! Kostas isn't even Greek!? I feel so hoodwinked. By a guy. Acting. Like he's Greek.

    • @moongirl8807
      @moongirl8807 Před rokem +7

      @@robinnn777 omg right he's like the boss for some episodes (Luther?)! Oh no, I actually thought he was cute there (or maybe it was the blue suits they gave him). Nothing wrong with Hallmark but I really have trouble putting these two characters together in my head as the same actor. Also this movie is from 2020 and the Mentalist ended way before that so I don't think he's doing that fine :( well at least he gets paid and is still considered attractive enough for a Hallmark movie. That's something, right?

  • @aidepaul534
    @aidepaul534 Před 3 lety +169

    So disappointed, that the samwich wasn't mayonnaise and raw potato after all. I just love me an MRP.

    • @candicemorrison304
      @candicemorrison304 Před 3 lety +6

      Your naming of that is GENIUS!

    • @genevievehebert-carr5047
      @genevievehebert-carr5047 Před 2 lety +1

      I can’t even right now… still giggling. I love everything about this series including the hilariously witty comments from the community!! 😂

    • @Nikki-wt8ss
      @Nikki-wt8ss Před 2 lety

      Genius

  • @charityoverman
    @charityoverman Před 3 lety +220

    I feel so bad for my dad because my mom watches Hallmark movies day in and day out, year round. If he snaps one day...... there’s not a jury that would convict him.

    • @evelynmejia2344
      @evelynmejia2344 Před 3 lety +5

      Sameeeeee. They share the tv 😂 I have my own 🙏🏻

    • @chelseamiller8662
      @chelseamiller8662 Před 3 lety +5

      I guess that's how my husband feels about my true crime shows 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daniellem1838
      @daniellem1838 Před 3 lety +10

      My mom watches QVC, so it could be worse.

    • @stephaniepreston-mullins3262
      @stephaniepreston-mullins3262 Před 3 lety +3

      Saammmeeee!!! My mom watched Hallmark movies all the time with my poor ole dad!!! 🐖🐽🐖

    • @stephaniepreston-mullins3262
      @stephaniepreston-mullins3262 Před 3 lety +1

      @Dan Yell....QVC, the only channel besides HSN that doesn't make me anxious!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @chaotic.content
    @chaotic.content Před 3 lety +223

    I've been burning through this whole series and I just want to say,
    1. you're hilarious
    2. you're so good at makeup
    3. I can't wait for the next installment
    thank you for entertaining us in these strange times 🙏

  • @AngelDRose
    @AngelDRose Před 3 lety +80

    According to IMDb , bacon brothers name is “Nate”. So there’s that.

  • @kat_respawns3208
    @kat_respawns3208 Před 3 lety +146

    You are the real MVP for watching this “movie” TWICE 😂

  • @dkh101
    @dkh101 Před 3 lety +143

    The white beige Becky got me lmfao

    • @vanityplates3125
      @vanityplates3125 Před 3 lety +2

      Me too. I fell over!! 😂

    • @dkh101
      @dkh101 Před 3 lety +3

      Vanity Plates 🤣😂

    • @vanityplates3125
      @vanityplates3125 Před 3 lety +10

      @@dkh101 I was honestly a bit shocked she said that!! 😂 I went back to watch that rant where she was called that and it made me laugh. Someone was bitter!! (And it wasn't Jaime)

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel1356 Před 3 lety +125

    Fuck i accidentally watched that bacon movie ON TV with my grandma because she watches the hallmark channel all the time and I was just. So confused? Why would they make this a movie?

  • @AllTheButtons87
    @AllTheButtons87 Před 3 lety +22

    "Yeah whatever booger wall!" 😂🤣😂🤣
    "Brother Bacon" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rachelthome165
    @rachelthome165 Před 3 lety +57

    "I wanted rye bread - it's my favorite recipe." Just died.

    • @Tinymoezzy
      @Tinymoezzy Před 3 lety +2

      Very Mystery Science Theater, and I loved it. 😄

  • @deltadeann1969
    @deltadeann1969 Před 3 lety +104

    "... kinda like Dice... Remember Dice?"
    *is already laughing*

  • @TheWholeEntireCake
    @TheWholeEntireCake Před 3 lety +134

    You are BY FAR the funniest person I’ve ever heard. I rarely genuinely audibly laugh at anything but you crack me up 😂

    • @romancese23
      @romancese23 Před 3 lety +5

      Have you seen her Bring it on: All or nothing review? I was crying!

  • @amygalvin1799
    @amygalvin1799 Před 3 lety +19

    Hallmark never strays from the same script. Everyone has an amazing job involving food & 🌸!

  • @alexandrac3881
    @alexandrac3881 Před 3 lety +102

    The $5 movie bin made for some entertaining teen year nights for me and my friends

  • @TaylerBootz
    @TaylerBootz Před 3 lety +115

    "You can't just turn an adjective into a verb."
    20 year olds: I have to go adult now. 😂

    • @simcerelykat
      @simcerelykat Před 3 lety +5

      Technically that’s turning a noun into a verb 🤔

    • @TaylerBootz
      @TaylerBootz Před 3 lety +5

      @@simcerelykat "adjective
      (of a person or animal) fully grown or developed.
      "the adult inhabitants of the U.S":"
      Technically it's both.

  • @hilaryhershner2269
    @hilaryhershner2269 Před 3 lety +55

    "I would hate for you to be called a white beige Becky" *crying laughing emoji* you're great Jaime. So glad I discovered your channel

  • @AbraSings
    @AbraSings Před 3 lety +19

    The long pause and look on Jaime's face before she said, "Remember from earlier?" 🤣

  • @mellyq92
    @mellyq92 Před 3 lety +112

    We finish each others
    SAMWICHES
    That's what I was gonna say

  • @deathkitten109
    @deathkitten109 Před 3 lety +38

    Fruit doesn't have feelings.
    Food isn't a sport.
    Bacon is no game.

  • @BunniBeshara
    @BunniBeshara Před 3 lety +32

    “No 👁 👄 👁 His samwich.”

  • @songbird377
    @songbird377 Před 3 lety +37

    “Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of BREAD.” 19:24

    • @stephk1320
      @stephk1320 Před 3 lety +4

      Never has writing been so good and so bad 😂 I want that stitched onto a throw pillow

  • @JennBaxter
    @JennBaxter Před 3 lety +328

    The next movie should be “Wish Upon a Star” and you can create Katherine Heigl’s 90’s makeup look. 😁

    • @SweetBeeProductions
      @SweetBeeProductions Před 3 lety +12

      Jenn Baxter I need this to get more likes so Jaime sees and she DOES IT. Low-key, one of my favorite silly movies ever!!

    • @JennBaxter
      @JennBaxter Před 3 lety +5

      @sweetbeeproductions Lol, right?! I probably shouldn’t admit how many times I’ve watched it 😅 and still get excited when I see it come on TV! 🌟

    • @zenmaster9195
      @zenmaster9195 Před 3 lety +3

      I 2nd this!

    • @TtHhEeBbRrEeTtTt
      @TtHhEeBbRrEeTtTt Před 3 lety +2

      Yes yes yes!

    • @thclark1996
      @thclark1996 Před 3 lety +2

      Yessss!!!

  • @zenmaster9195
    @zenmaster9195 Před 3 lety +118

    Every Hallmark Movie: girl meets guy, both are stubborn, they end up falling in love the end! Jaime! You'll have to do a Countdown to Christmas series when they start it. That's when the real gems come out! Lol!

    • @aquablue1252
      @aquablue1252 Před 3 lety +3

      Omg yes! And the Christmas in July ones

    • @zenmaster9195
      @zenmaster9195 Před 3 lety

      @Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha it could be her Christmas movie specials....Hallmark Christmas Movies lol

    • @EJaramillo
      @EJaramillo Před 3 lety

      There are so many!!

    • @mtlouwho1
      @mtlouwho1 Před 3 lety +2

      Plus 80% of the time there is an old family business involved and either the main guy or girl will completely quit their job they have been working for the entire movie to stay with the love of their life they have known for 5 days lol

    • @eatyourcevapi
      @eatyourcevapi Před 3 lety +2

      mtlouwho1 or the main female character always has an important corporate position in the city but the spirit of christmas shows her that love is the most important thing and she gets together with the local luberjack

  • @missbraindamage
    @missbraindamage Před 3 lety +20

    Persimmons should be soft. Not have a "nice bite." Lmao.

    • @kireidoll
      @kireidoll Před 3 lety +3

      There're different kinds of persimmons;) the fuyu she mentionned or (fewhyew) is crisp like an apple

  • @bangbangbq
    @bangbangbq Před 3 lety +13

    OMG!! As I was watching the video, I looked away when the sauce squirting sound happened and immediately assumed one of my cats just grossly crapped somewhere! I was freaking out!! Hahaha

  • @brittanytrujillo6585
    @brittanytrujillo6585 Před 3 lety +119

    I spent this whole video trying to figure out if Gabe is the sexy Greek guy “Kostas” from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants aaaaand after a Google search, I confirmed it to be true. 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️🥓

    • @ginabell694
      @ginabell694 Před 3 lety +6

      That's what I know him from. Thank You!!!

    • @magickaldust1213
      @magickaldust1213 Před 3 lety +2

      THANK YOU OMG

    • @lollipopsfordays3610
      @lollipopsfordays3610 Před 3 lety +2

      I remember him from I think it was the Melrose Place reboot they tried after the 90210 reboot was successful. Melrose didn’t last long but I liked him in it.

    • @sarab3417
      @sarab3417 Před 3 lety +1

      😱😱😱😍😍😍

    • @promise372
      @promise372 Před 3 lety +2

      Ohhh Jaime should review that movie haha

  • @Gelca510
    @Gelca510 Před 3 lety +50

    The "brother bacon" and Oprah montage was so funny 😂

  • @knwilli75
    @knwilli75 Před 3 lety +48

    HOLY SHIT. I just had to pause this not even a minute in and scream out "She did NOT just call Walmart WALLY MARTINEZ. My new queen....

  • @Ivy.Elizabeth
    @Ivy.Elizabeth Před rokem +21

    I live in Portland and -none- of this is recognizable. It’s insane. Brother Bacons place could be in the West Hills neighborhood but the exterior shots of Cleo’s house don’t belong anywhere in this city. The little shopping area she’s in is also entirely unrecognizable….. EDIT: I looked it up and they shot this in Vancouver. Makes perfect sense.
    Like, it’s so unrecognizable that I thought the brother was trying to get him to leave where they were at and I thought we were going to have a third act conflict where he has to decide not to move to Portland

    • @NellFace
      @NellFace Před rokem +4

      I couldn't tell for sure *which* Portland they meant until I saw "City of Roses" and even then it didn't make sense. People in Portland rarely talk about Portland as a whole. They mention whichever neighborhood they think is best/theirs and none of those neighborhoods look like a small town.

    • @MashaRistova
      @MashaRistova Před 8 měsíci +1

      As a fellow Portlander I thought these exact same thoughts while watching this lol

  • @strawberrypinkmoon
    @strawberrypinkmoon Před 3 lety +175

    I am miffed. You make a movie called "You're Bacon Me Crazy" Kevin Bacon wasn't contacted about this?

  • @apurr25
    @apurr25 Před 3 lety +27

    "I wanted rye bread. It's my favorite recipe." I just died. 🤣😂🤣

  • @Mayday9112
    @Mayday9112 Před 3 lety +24

    Jaime “Wait, she hasn’t paid for one sandwich. The first sandwich, the 86 sandwiches, nothing.” You were so pissed🤣Literally had me dying laughing. To the point I had to tell myself to knock it off☠️😂😂😂

  • @SS_DT
    @SS_DT Před 3 lety +66

    I’ve had a persimmon. It wasn’t ripe. You know how tannins in red wine or tea make your mouth feel sort of fuzzy and numbed for a second? Unripe persimmons are like that on acid. Couldn’t taste anything properly for hours afterward. So make sure they’re ripe! :’)

    • @cenaentiffanys
      @cenaentiffanys Před 3 lety +6

      Was looking for this comment hahaha, it tastes I don’t know like sand if it isn’t ripe right? And yes goodbye to your tongue for some minutes

    • @brittanyhyatt3407
      @brittanyhyatt3407 Před 2 lety +3

      Omg yes that is exactly how they feel and it's traumatizing 😭😂

    • @HealthyandLovingLife
      @HealthyandLovingLife Před 2 lety +1

      This sounds off-putting! 😂 When they're ripe, what do they taste/feel like?

    • @leawhitley4421
      @leawhitley4421 Před rokem +2

      Literally same will never touch another one

    • @juliaswandanner6944
      @juliaswandanner6944 Před rokem +1

      @Healthy and Loving Life They're not super sweet and they're very soft. Like, your thumb smooshes into them when you're taking them off the tree. Haha! They're good as a jelly or to make persimmon bread. They have HUGE seeds so they're difficult to just nosh on.

  • @jenniferfisher1721
    @jenniferfisher1721 Před 3 lety +62

    During their garden conversation, it drove me crazy that she acted like the bed of flowers was a vegetable garden. She said she donates her fresh vegetables (as she motions to the flowers) to the local food pantry or something and it made no sense because she was literally standing over daisies and roses.

  • @ThruTheLukingGlass17
    @ThruTheLukingGlass17 Před 3 lety +42

    Omg 😂😂😂 I literally almost fell out when the Oprah bread montage played 😂😂😂 This is the best, most hilarious series on CZcams.

  • @dleehou1982
    @dleehou1982 Před 3 lety +9

    Just when I think you're adlibing a scene, you show the scene and I'm fn dead lmao

  • @SammieM13
    @SammieM13 Před 3 lety +19

    You should do a segment where you randomly pick a movie from the bin

  • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
    @ChanelCoco-pk7mp Před 3 lety +44

    That Mo Bacon Food truck looks more like something that’d kidnap children 🤮 or be featured in a prison background- I would not associate that truck with food

    • @HellButterfly39
      @HellButterfly39 Před 3 lety +2

      i second this, it looks absolutely disgusting, I would not eat anything coming out of it lol

    • @courtneyd4794
      @courtneyd4794 Před 3 lety +1

      It's a a real food truck based near my city LOL. This was filmed near me.

  • @applewood389
    @applewood389 Před 3 lety +402

    Instead of Gabe that man's name should have been "chris.P bacon"
    I'm not not funny 😑

  • @chelsikay13
    @chelsikay13 Před 3 lety +9

    "The niece...Still not in school"😂😂😂

  • @promise372
    @promise372 Před 3 lety +10

    The niece is really smart, she *knew* Gabe brought her the flowers! 🤪

  • @loveandcupcakes100
    @loveandcupcakes100 Před 3 lety +80

    Hallmark exec: We need a new love story! Something unique and never been done before!
    Some intern: B A C O N 🥓 🥓 🥓
    Execs: GIVE THAT INTERN A PROMOTION!

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking Před 3 lety +41

    I’ve had many persimmons in my life and no, they are not supposed to have a „nice snap“ 😆

  • @qewlkid9
    @qewlkid9 Před 3 lety +44

    YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING NOT REVIEWING THE SEQUEL TO THIS!!!

  • @relmk1
    @relmk1 Před 8 měsíci +2

    So I found this movie on Amazon and started watching it because I'd seen your review of it and OMG 😂 did you notice at the beginning credits it says this is based off a Scholastic book by the same name? Like it was written about a "tween tasked with saving her beloved aunt's food truck, all while enduring the drama of growing up". Aaaand now that I know where Hallmark gets their material it all makes so much sense 😂😂

  • @shelbywilder7321
    @shelbywilder7321 Před 3 lety +51

    Zenon: Girl of the 21st century! Please do this movie. Also, I laughed out loud when you mocked the brother bacon speech 😆

    • @timcook247
      @timcook247 Před 3 lety

      ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

    • @12silly21
      @12silly21 Před 3 lety

      Omg yes!!! Unless she’s gonna say it’s awful because will always be a fave of mine lol

  • @EarthymoonPhotos
    @EarthymoonPhotos Před 3 lety +105

    Legit laughed so hard I started having an asthma attack and my husband had to go grab my inhaler. 🤣🤣🌬️

    • @PinkZombie1987
      @PinkZombie1987 Před 3 lety +5

      This comment is gold lol hope you're okay though

    • @EarthymoonPhotos
      @EarthymoonPhotos Před 3 lety +3

      @@PinkZombie1987 awwww thank you! I'm good. Common occurrence for me! 😁

    • @PinkZombie1987
      @PinkZombie1987 Před 3 lety +4

      @@EarthymoonPhotos I don't have asthma but I started coughing from laughing so hard. I saw this movie last yr and thought it was hilarious and just discovered Jamie.. so it was like the angels sung!

  • @stitchlightly5995
    @stitchlightly5995 Před 3 lety +7

    "Remember Dice?" lol

  • @erinc2421
    @erinc2421 Před 3 lety +6

    "Brother bacon" took me all the way out😂😂

  • @michellestratford9753
    @michellestratford9753 Před 3 lety +51

    I had to chuckle watching this. I live in Victoria, BC Canada where tons of the Hallmark movies are filmed. The local drinking game is to take a shot when you can tell where they really are lol. For the most part, I think they're terrible movies, but it's a vast income generator to the local economy so I watch them for their cringy factor lol. (Fun fact. They're always set in Seattle and Portland because we're slightly north with have a similar climate - except less rain - and flora and fauna, etc)

    • @frankifinelli5793
      @frankifinelli5793 Před 3 lety +2

      Live in kelowna .. and yes they film here too... 😝

    • @parisinthe30sx
      @parisinthe30sx Před 3 lety

      Lucky. I love the weather/scenery in Victoria. I live in sardinia which is complete and total opposite. Must be nice to get snow

    • @michellestratford9753
      @michellestratford9753 Před 3 lety

      @@parisinthe30sx yeah, it was weird this year. We can literally go years without any snow at all, yet this year we had almost a week of it! (sorry. I know lots of places were really hit hard this year🥺).

    • @daniellem1838
      @daniellem1838 Před 3 lety +1

      As someone who lives just outside Seattle - so true. So easy to spot and depressing when we realize that awesome location does not exist right around the corner. 🤣

  • @addiealmanza1630
    @addiealmanza1630 Před 3 lety +101

    Of all the 90s things everyone talks about.... no one ever mentions S Club 7. Maybe it’s because it’s late 90s early 2000s. Please do a review on one of their movies/series.

    • @marleynaaugusteina6809
      @marleynaaugusteina6809 Před 3 lety +6

      I still listen to them semi-regularly 😭 I didn’t know they had a movie, though. I was absolutely devastated when Paul left and they just became S Club. And screw iTunes for not having the song “Natural” available in the US.

    • @tessthehighpriestess
      @tessthehighpriestess Před 3 lety +3

      They had movies?!

    • @marleynaaugusteina6809
      @marleynaaugusteina6809 Před 3 lety +1

      Tessa Peters I looked it up and they had one movie which released like a week before Jon left.

    • @indyrawr1756
      @indyrawr1756 Před 3 lety +2

      I remember them, just no movie

    • @plusminusfem
      @plusminusfem Před 3 lety +1

      Oh fck. I have not thought about them since forever. But I took a middle name from one of the girls in the group because I had such a crush on her 😅 I don’t remember me liking the music though.

  • @TheHeatherfeather1
    @TheHeatherfeather1 Před 3 lety +8

    The mo-bacon guy was the Greek boyfriend in sisterhood of the traveling pants 😂

  • @amandaroberson8597
    @amandaroberson8597 Před 3 lety +5

    Crazy! This movie actually aired on Hallmark a few weeks ago, and I only saw the “bacon bacon bacon” scene... so I couldn’t bring myself to finish it. Thanks for filling in the gaps for me Jaime!

  • @HealthyandLovingLife
    @HealthyandLovingLife Před 3 lety +192

    "Who wrote this?"
    Maybe M Night Shyamalan...

  • @sarahfromtwitter
    @sarahfromtwitter Před 3 lety +56

    The next movie NEEDS to be the sequel. I’m not invested. I need to know what happens next!! Maybe it’ll be summer and there will no breath! 🤣

  • @ericalang7846
    @ericalang7846 Před 8 měsíci +2

    My name is Erica & when you said “hey Erica” I was looking away & got so frightened I was hallucinating for 2 seconds 😂

  • @saturn-ascends33
    @saturn-ascends33 Před 3 lety +13

    This video was hilarious!!! I appreciate that you’re open about your depression, it’s something so many of us can resonate with and relate too, you truly make my life better with your videos. (Cheesy but TRUE!) You’re such a lighthouse and spread your light wherever you go!!

  • @mermer3168
    @mermer3168 Před 3 lety +34

    When you mentioned the birthday speech. 😂😂😂
    "Don't tell Oprah" about the bread. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @jennykc98
    @jennykc98 Před 3 lety +71

    This is my favorite you tube review of anything...ever!

  • @deborahwarren9368
    @deborahwarren9368 Před 3 lety +15

    So, your channel was recommended to me like 2 days ago. It was the Buttercream Gang video - and I totally watched that movie when I was a kid. 👀 I've been watching your videos over the last two days and just want you to know that you've brought a lot of laughter to my week. This year has been *rough* - I'm high risk and don't get to see many people (per my own choice). Watching your videos makes me feel like I'm hanging out with a gal pal and it's made my week so much brighter. Thank you for sharing your light with strangers on the internet!

    • @elizabthharris6741
      @elizabthharris6741 Před rokem +1

      Now that covid is over...I hope things have improved a bit. I was high risk, and also very ill, though I didn't know how ill til mid 2022. And not going to thd grocery store, shows, a restaurant, etc...lol it was hard.
      I hope your having a great post covid!😊

  • @seanian8986
    @seanian8986 Před 3 lety +5

    "Where IS out here?" Has the same energy as "I think she works at her school"

  • @kristena909
    @kristena909 Před 3 lety +30

    "I wanted Rye bread it's my favorite recipe" Why did that make me laugh so friggin hard 🤣

    • @MaireGraves
      @MaireGraves Před 3 lety +1

      It’s ok, I snorted🤣

    • @Sigurjon543
      @Sigurjon543 Před 3 lety +2

      It was a perfect "bad lip reading" lol 😂

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie Před 3 lety +92

    The slang term "straunt": *has existed since the 2000s, apparently*
    Me, out of touch: 13:29

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 Před 3 lety +1

      First time i saw it wass this video, so to me, it's Jaime's snark.

  • @kaitlynwickham6237
    @kaitlynwickham6237 Před rokem +7

    "Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of bread" is one of my new favorite sentences. Bless whoever wrote this script.

  • @TuesdayTirzahOfIsrael
    @TuesdayTirzahOfIsrael Před 3 lety +4

    “We were supposed to open up a staurant” 😂😂👏🏽

  • @melissaalvarez3793
    @melissaalvarez3793 Před 3 lety +22

    Easily my favorite videos to watch now! Love! Side note, I had a manic moment where I had to actively stop my self from buying The buttercream Gang.....on amazon..... for $47..... on VHS. 😂

  • @katc6128
    @katc6128 Před 3 lety +26

    This whole series deluxes my happiness

  • @summers6450
    @summers6450 Před 3 lety +16

    It took me way too long to realize Gabe was also Kostas in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. 😂

  • @gleadhill79
    @gleadhill79 Před 3 lety +6

    Give them 3 years and they'll be calling Gordon Ramsay for help with their restaurant cos their in debt and their relationship will be on the rocks!

  • @brooklyngal6334
    @brooklyngal6334 Před 3 lety +30

    "Kinda like Dice, remember Dice?" I nearly spit my drink!!

  • @bradleymclean622
    @bradleymclean622 Před 3 lety +29

    The line would have been better if she said “ sandwiches are a lot like people, it’s what’s on the inside that’s important

  • @dianamgallagher
    @dianamgallagher Před 3 lety +7

    You have crazy, mad editing skills and I live your hysterical commentary! Recently I rewatched a childhood favorite, "Sooner or Later" that was about a 13 year old girl that lied to a 17 year old boy about her age (she says she is 16). I'd love to hear your take on this movie (its available for free on youtube movies). I was surprised how drastically my perspective changed from Pre teen to now (50ish).

  • @sandydarling7258
    @sandydarling7258 Před 3 lety +2

    “”Whatever boogerwall!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣GOOOOOOOD BLESS YOU JAMIE FRENCH🤣💗🤣💗🤣💗