I Almost Died (3 times)
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- Don't die, it’s bad for your health.
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Thank You:
Thanks for all the support guys! This Is a dream come true that you make possible!
Wow, you read all of this? You are dedicated my friend, I bless you with the power to not die... yup, you are now immortal, (very real, not a scam) - Komedie
To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t:
I grew out of them.
Haminations hello
Haminations i miss my ears i lost my ears two years ago :(
We all do that, it's not weird
lol i lost them too
Get new ones
Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping**
God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*
@@deerliie You fool. You ablsoute imbecile. Can you not take something as simple as a joke?
r/woooosh
Annixa its a joke, ik its rude to make fun of God but ATLEAST TAKE A JOKE
How do u get the text like that
@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Has a point
Bryson: *I almost died*
Brody: *I almost died*
Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*
How about Luke he almost died at VidCon
My family has had so many injuries but me naaaahhhh
Where’s Junky?
i fell down the same pair of stairs 4 or 3 times and i didn't break a bone!
Yooo! Follow my CZcams animation channel. Yes? No?
fun fact: just for whoever is curiuos, there is some text at 6:54 that litterally appears for about a frame then an explosion occures. i was able to capture it on camera, it said:
"and give him your credit number with the expiration date and the 3 weekly digits on the back."
Bro does not know how to spell💀💀
It’s “and give him your credit card number with the expiration date and the 3 wacky numbers on the back (small text) that’s just a joke please don’t I don’t wanna get sued”
NAW ID WIN💀
Bryson: Wanna hear how I came close to dying...?
Me: *quickly pauses the video and asks myself how many times I was almost run over by a car*
Lol
Bryson: i almost died 3 times
Thanos: Impossible
Thanos: am I a joke to you I literally destroy half the universe permanently ( almost )
Bryson : did you die?
Thanos : correct wait fu "disappears dramatically"
Bryson : HA!!!
Please don't ruin the comment.
Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family"
Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"
Rest of the family: Haha good job we were trying to do that for a while now
@@davidgannonreal The mother: Brody what did you say this time?
Detective Meme Machin yes that is what he said
lol
HAHA
Nice
Omg, I am watching this 3y later and from the vids he’s making now, his voice, sounds 100x different from his current videos
Merry christmas haminations and a happy new year
Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames*
Everyone: k
Me: *panic attack*
bryson dosent have animators... He is his own animator..
@@calebchasemusic no, he does have animators.
I am not use to ear Bryson
@@xianjinn his team is start animations........ (and Nate for backgrounds) check the description... unless there's a r/wooosh.
I had the same thought when the reference had ears. Haha I guess Bryson grew out of them. Only children have ears.👍
Bryson: “Any moment we could-“
*BLOWS UP*
Me: That escalated quickly
Oh hey I watch your vids also lol
This guy sounds like he’s 16
Who wants so much luck 🍀
Me
Me
MeeeeeeeeeEEEeEeEeE
My friend literally got hit pretty badly by a car yesterday, but was only in the hospital for a day and made it out fine, which I’m extremely thankful for
Bryson: I almost died
Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved
James: ._.
*Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub
DestinyWarrior 08
Illy: Hah! I attempted literal suicide! Beat that.
@@kevincornell6238 that's not funny
@@kevincornell6238 AcTu4ALly tAt w4Z shgurr
DestinyWarrior 08 well do you remember when he stood on a glass hamster container and broke it and the glass shattered on his foot. Sounds pretty traumatic to me 😂
Dumbness Playz umm.. I never said it was and I’m sorry if you don’t have the same sense of humor as me.. she worked out her problems I didn’t mean to off end anyone in any way, shape, or form.
"I'm glad I'm not dead... yet"
*_[Don't you dare]_*
Haaaa 😈
*other friends*
Aaron Kenworthy that's right I heard the story over and over again
Yeah boi
Bryson-2020
Am Inter only one who noticed that all of the kids names start with a B?
No
No
Well I am glad to hear that everyone single one of you are safe ❤
"almost never died again" -Bryson 2020
@Cooking With TheYeetHead but uploaded on 2020
*never almost died again.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Rip brison 2020_2020
Lol
so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something
You’ll grow out of them
Ya
I wont
Everyone does
@@Haminations mmmmkay
Thank God you were able to live to give us these awesome animations.
God is good man :)
“Brody! Stop.”
“BRODY!” *slaps*
No one:
Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*
@MCCLARIN JORDANN r/woooosh
dead meme and LIKE BEGGER.
@@sciencelover3558 how is that a meme and how is she begging? Also u think she's begging but check your name
I forgot I commented this-
And this is just a comment. I didn’t even think about begging for likes.
She isn’t begging
"I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.."
"But not haminations, he can outrun death"
*Meanwhile*
Reaper: come back here
Haminations: nah
Reaper: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL JUICE
Haminations: ok if you can catch me *starts Naruto running*
Continue the story now boio
I had to like my own comment to get 69 likes, forgive me for I have sinned
@@DriverNeku i forgive
**police appear and shoot bryson in the head**
Hamination: “nah I don’t really feel like it”
Wait, let me list how often I nearly died:
falling off a cliff (ER)
nearly falling off a balcony from 20m
nearly getting run over twice
falling off the scooter and rolling down the mountain (ER)
complications in one of my 8 surgeries (I'm normal; I don't have any chronic diseases, I'm just really clumsy and often break a bone).
So in conclusion, I nearly died 6 times, went to the ER twice, and was once in the Trauma room. So yeah, I don't know how I'm still alive.
I can already tell that the Guardian Angels saved Bryson's life like God will always protect us from harm. 😁👍
Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else
Hell yes
god kept the guy. god has plans for the guy too 💥💥
O
@@UndercraftYT ?
ikr
When I was 4 years old I was playing on the beach with my brother Charlie. We were playing a game where when the sea came in we had to run away and not touch it. But I was 4 and slow so I got caught by the sea and slipped and the sea dragged me into its jaws of death. I would’ve gone into the deep ocean if I didn’t cling my fingers into the sand. I survived but my brother walked of like it was nothing when I nearly died! Do you not care if I go to heaven; sorry hell? But I ran to my parents whom were sunbathing on the beach and I cried for like an hour. I swear death just wanted to bring me to its haunted domain. But how did a four year kid survive. Please like.
👇
I'm watching this 4 years after it came out. His voice is so light
"Don't die, it's bad for your health."
*thanks I'll try that*
*_H e l t h 100_*
This is a joke, oof.
That’s pretty hard to do, good luck.
Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died?
His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*
Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to go to heaven
@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Lol no
@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I'm a christian, but like, no need to bring up religion when it's not related man.
@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I’m a Christian but like, why bring it up here
@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 this pfp represents nightmares
I miss when Bryson had a little tiny high pitched voice that could shatter anyones ears with just talking
This was definitely God.😇😇😊😊🙏
Or maybe satan didn’t want him😈
oh😊
“Or was I protected by a guardian angel?”
*BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*
LMAO
No it was me
A guardian ham
*H a m*
Or was I protected by a guardian ham
Me: *see title*
Me: mood
*me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*
*Flash backs to where I almost died in a fire, was about to get murdered, and almost got trampled by cars*
I have mood
I remeber i almost died by almost getting ran over bu a car
Oh and the carrot choking make me remember about jaiden animation's sub teacher video
I almost die becuz my bro knife in my ear and a reeeee
flashback where I choked on a chip today lmao-
Bryson 4 years ago: 🐭 voice
Bryson in 2024: 🤠voice - an average man
Several brysons were "almost" harmed in the making of this video.
the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health."
me: "sarcasm"
Bryson:I almost died 3 times!
1M people: Interesting...
How original
*copied 100*
Oh wow, so funny, it’s not like I’ve seen this comment 100 TIMES.
XD 1.5M
So what if he copied
Bro could become Shakespeare with that intro
Bryson : We crossed the street in the rain.
Text At The Bottom Right Of The Screen : I pooped in the shower once.
bryson: life is good
james: relatable
Bryson: doesn’t die
The grim reaper to themself: you had one job
Grim Reaper only collects the dead souls, he doesnt kill them.
How 2 save your 4 year old child who is messing with a cabinet:put laundry baskets in a way that they will catch the cabinet if it falls
The parts when brody keeps thinking bryson being dead was cool
4:32
Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson*
Brody : nice
bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*
4:34
@@therealgishere334games8no. You're wrong
Cabinet: *Falls over*
Baskets: *"Come, this is no place to die."*
Underrated
Brody:is he dead *I hope*
OK Bryson’s first story his mom knew that he was not gonna listen so she said those baskets up perfectly. She knew she was just being a mom.
I love how he makes his younger-self with ears but his normal figure without ears.😂
Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding
Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move
Lol
Bryson: *ALMOST OOFS*
Bryson Hen Guardian Angel Was Like Nope: (OOFS)
*OH YEAH IT’S BIG BRAIN TIME*
Let me stop you right there
Me: *opens CZcams*
CZcams: "Here's the best young CZcamsr ever!"
Me: ;\/;
H E R E S T H E B E
t h e 🅱️
WEIRDmythical Human no me
Mykal no because the comment said here’s the youngest CZcamsr ever talking about Bryson I’m 7
Ian Ickler he meant best ._.
Your voice changed so much😭🙏
i love your channel it's the best
Bryson: Everybody 13+
Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.
Burnt Pancakuu ᴥ so me who is 11
9
8
8 bruh
Its a joke please do not go after me
Kyle: so any way I killed Bryson
Brody: haha nice
Bryson’s mum: Brody stop
2:19
"Feed Gremlins"
"Find Bed For Gremlins"
For people who wanna know the end text says:
And give him your credit card number with the expiration date and the 3 wacky digits on the back.
Bryson: *almost dies*
Swoosh: my scars are overly Exaggerated
Hes speaking the language of gods doe
Bryson: almost died 3 times
Harry Potter: fakes dying
Harry did almost die during the chamber of secrets cause he got bit my basilisk
I nearly died 20 times😅
Your guardian angel is built different-
Bryson's voice has changed so much from this video to 2024
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Brody: *Is hE deD?*
Love my hero academia
Ikr, it's amazing
*[B R O D Y S T O P]*
Brody stop
It's dead 🤓
I love your videos😊
You almost died 3 times, but your little brother almost died 18 times. HOW?!
Me forgetting he is literally 19 : "Wait, taxes, isn't he only like 16..?"
Him: "EXCUSE ME"
Lol
HE'S 19
I THOUGHT HE WAS 13/14
@@salazasauceproductions5100 You're not alone, we all did
“Don’t die it’s bad for your health”
-Bryson
Beautiful
That profile picture tho is super adorbs
uwu
“you can’t lose what you never had but I think I lost my sanity twice”
*I pooped in the shower once*
“4 years ago” hmm, I wonder what his uploads were like in 201- **UPLOADED FEB 21, 2020.**
Bryson: has a whole monologue about death in the start
"Sir this is a wendys"
Edit: I know nobody cares but holy crap the likes!! Thank you guys so much
😂😂😂
*Sir please step out of the storage*
Anvil: Falls near Bryson
Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm
Ah yes byrson
*explodes*
Funny...I dont remember the name beer-son
@@crobosnian77 I love typos
Bro Bryson’s voice was so funny, he actually sounded like a kid or a preadolescent
*brody…..stop” got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bryson: makes a video about almost dying
*a few videos later*
Bryson: *uploads a video about pain*
oh yeah its all coming together now.
LOL
Lmao
ok
P A I N T R A I N
"I'm glad I'm not dead."
*YET*
*BOOM*
*explosion*
BOoOOOOOoM
Delia Mantes why do people copy my comment
GhostTown bruh i already said this
love ur video
Bro his guardian angel is built different
5:56
Oh look it’s a Karen
This should be on r/entitledparents
There might be someone protecting me
It’s the HAM it’s protecting Bryson
HAM HAM HAM
Him jumping on the cabinet with that face why is it so funny 😂😂
Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*
Besrat Fanta ik this isn’t reddit but
r/ihadastroke r/youngpeopleyoutube
ilkunoonada Ku bro- nothing in that was a stroke or young like-
Besrat Fanta What?
•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• i’m stupid okay-
ilkunoonada Ku no your not
Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health
Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*
No
What the f**k happened to the floor
WHOEVER LIKE THIS COMENT SO MAKE IT MAKES 123!!!!!!!
@@Ob1tuber *yes*
Lol I gave him his 300th like
Bryson: Dreaming is just logging out of your body.
Ulti-Wolf: Dying is just your soul being transferred to the next Plane of Reality.
Anti-Wolf: Murder is just forcing someone's soul out of their body early.
Wolf 2: Dreams are but a state in between life and death. When you fall asleep, your soul leaves your body, and you are just awaiting the right opportunity for your soul, and your consciousness with it, to be transferred to the next plane of reality upwards.
The best thing in haminations is the introduction
Me: [sees the title]
Me: Haha. Mood.
(Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)
uh WHAT!?
The third one is basically Bryson's 1st encounter with a karen.
IK
The karen should have arrested if the Karen killed Bryson and bryson's brother
Lmao yup
True
Yeah thats kinda tru
Notice how Brycen only died three times and his bro almost died 13 times
Hey bryson tell me why u dont have a voice acting team? U need one! By the way I am a kid that is different from the rest of the kids btw again:) IM LOV U
Bryson: it’s for you to choose a guardian angel or luck
Me: ultra instinct
person that I'm replying to: ULTRA INSTINCT me: *plays theme music of ultra instinct*
“Brody Stop!” Best quote of the whole year.
Hehe funni Driving off the Road Go brrrr
Haha Nice👌🏼
Don't u dare like this reply or i will call u sus
@@hungrye2494 E.
This was a year ago and ppl are still commeting
Bryson:I almost died 3 times
Me:well I almost died 10k times
Bryson and Thanos:Imposible
That end part was COOL
Bryson "Don't die, it’s bad for your health."
health 100
*cheers I'll drink to that bro*
LOL
helth
Lol
Helth 👍
“Never almost died again”
-Bryson 2020
:>
You mean
"never almost die again" :^?
Lol 🤣
Congrats on 6 mil ham!!!
Not luck, nor fate, PURE SKILL
To answer Brysons question about why he stopped:
Keep in mind that this is only a possibility based on rudimentary knowledge.
But, not many people know or pay attention to this, but your skin can actually warn you of danger. Its part of the human body’s defense system. There are times when your skin will sense something that your other senses don’t warn you about. So you’ll get this sudden feeling to either do something or stop what you’re doing currently without knowing why. It’s actually why people turn around to face someone who has been staring at them without their knowledge, their skin warned them of something they were unable to see or hear. You may have not seen or heard the car but your skin noticed it’s presence and warned you before it was too late. Then again, this is only a possibility but science supports it 🤷🏿♂️
I don’t like you understand what you just said that’s really big sentence but here’s a short sentence
Your brain can you catch of a car you would like make your body stop or it could just be a guardian angel
also couldnt your subconsiouse mind stop you before you consicley think about it
Ye
So I have spidersence? Cool
Bryson: about to die by car
God: I’m about to SAVE this kids whole career
Edit: lol meme reference ecsept diffrent
Brian Daniel roblox it was actually because when lightning strikes near, you will get a tingling feel or just stop
•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• Oh ok
Brian Daniel roblox I know it was a joke just wanted to say
•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok
Yeah I saved him
The guardian angel, stopped you from getting hit by the car
Must have been a guardian angel
CZcams: Hey this guy has 23 comments
Me: Can I see?
CZcams: Uhh no
Me: Wait what?
CZcams: DID I STUTTER
Digit Beasts no
EBYT TWOOOSIX yes
@@niety5914 wow
This vid 25 minus ago comment 27 minus ago
1:41
“Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?”
Me: *I N S T I N C T*
Well its true,I dodged a mitorcycle and a car using instinct and im fairly good at dodging punches but im hella weak and skinny
It is instinct, I know because I always doge video game bosses random attacks by instinct
I don’t know what I’m doing. Help me. Same
O M G
"I was 12 feet in the air" No Bryson I did the math 11.4 feet in the air!