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Thanks for all the support guys! This Is a dream come true that you make possible!
Wow, you read all of this? You are dedicated my friend, I grant you immunity to the next pain you experience. - Komedie
I see you live in Spain but the S is silent
I see you everywhere lol
LMFAOOOOO
Y r u everywhere
Im live Spain
No realy in the south
I’m in Spain but without the “P”
I like how Bryson draws his younger self with ears but his normal one without them
He just grew out of them xD
True
OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
*He has grown*
Im subbed to you love your stuff
4:23 perfect “boi it’s just alcohol” moment
3:49 this is such a masterpiece had me dying laughing 😂😂❤😊
😂😂😂😂
"Hey Ron"
"Hey Billy"
"That hurt"
Lol
@@F0RR1lol
LOL
0:59 Arm *screams*
0:58 Arm *Screams* Talks Again
Random person: "How can I be in pain?"
Me: *exist*
I just made your day with this comment
hEhE eDgY
@@bonithechubbypotato5100 yes very edgy
If you want the “*” you have to do it 2 times like this
1 “*”: *beans*
2 “*”: **beans**
@@dylamic__shorts youre a lil late
0:40 i never new Bryson uses his cheeks to fight 😂😂😂😂😂
Bryson: I’m in Spain without the A lol!
Me: that’s spin, not pain
Bryson: WAIT NO- *spin intensifies*
Bryson: Pain
First bit of the video: die
yes
Lamo
LMAO
Dying is painful
@@kayli_urlocaldrummer lamo? lmao
3:49 a true masterpiece lmao
Looked like a kkk member.
Trollface intensifies
Coneheads vibes lol
@@alphabetfanaticgeo Patrick star's human cousin
Bros face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
'You wanna get your ex girlfriend back?
TOO BAD SHE ISNT COMING BACK BUDDY' this had me laughing my head off
When you did the “it felt like an electrical fire on my arm” part I loved that scream lol I need a 1 hr version
Random person: has an opinion
Bryson: *cracks knuckles* time to beat the sh*t out of them
Yes oh true true
"Then"
@@limereamertheshortsdealer6567 😅 fixed it
@Maci Kim how
" die by my blade . " - bryson, " I look young "
Bryson: *pain*
Me: **Isn’t that all of 2020?**
Yes.
Facts
E
F
No more like my life
0:48 hidden ham
'bouta post that but I saw it
Honestly, I love this CZcams channel. I love how funny you are and honestly in general I just love your channel also just know don’t listen to the hate. I think your videos are great. Have a good day.❤
is there any hate???
Bryson: Gets fingers slammed in door and gets nothing broken
Me: toes get slammed in door and break
He was a baby so his bones were soft like he explained
My toenail fell off when my big toe got stuck under a door
100 th like
Once I slipped down the stairs and I rammed my toe into the wall on the outside I was like this is fine my nervous system on the other hand was like AAAAAAAAAÃÀĀSÄÀA
Toes are weak
FBI Agent: let’s see what Bryson was searching today.
Bryson’s Search history: *screaming noises*
FBI Agent: (*⁰.⁰*)
FBI: uh Bryson what the hay is this?
Bryson: ...........YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!
FBI: *Does instant transmission* You have some explaining to do mr,your coming with me
Bryson: What the-!
Hahahaha
Yo are you from the past
It says 50 years
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this looks so painfull 1:22
“One time i was holding a big cpv pipe and I threw it to the ground and rictatioed back and hit my funny bone at Mach 10” got me laughing 🤣 0:50
Bryson: Your back isn’t supposed to bend like that.
Me, a former contortionist: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Me, who broke my right leg- *Understandable pain has coursed through me and has intensified over the course of 30 minutes to which I wanted it to end!* also Me- *my leg is fine now, but just for your safety, BREAKING A BONE SUCKS!!*
Me who almost broke a bone aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Also me feeling a lot of pain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
😹
Hahahaha
"I've never broken a bone before" (literally 3 seconds brakes all of someone's bones)
2:41 B O N K
@@evangelineleonor4685 His reaction was priceless
@Yessica Toledano begone
breaks*
Ow
i really love Bryson's vids
All the times I remember getting hurt really bad
1. I was at a play place and I stepped into a ball pit weird and sprained my leg
2. I was at a pet store petting a Green-Cheeked Conure and I showed my mom that he was letting me pet him and when I came back he bit me
3. I was inside an electric toy car and I somehow fell out onto the concrete
4. I got the human equivalent of zoomies and my knee went inside the couch into the recliner area and got cut on a metal part
5. I was at the same pet store but before the bird and I tried to pet a kitten and I stopped and it bit me
6. I was chilling in the grass when I got a tick. The bite didn’t hurt, but the nervousness when my parents were getting it out did hurt emotionally
7. I was picking up my cat (RIP Malibu) and his back claws were extended and as I was picking him up they scraped against my leg
8. My sister was sitting in a chair and I was standing near it and she accidentally scooted it over my ring toe (yk what I mean) which is our family’s equivalent of slamming the door on another sibling’s fingers
4:46 well we can fix that Bryson : kills him
"what I actually said was.."
**Goes even further beyond*
clark jeff
@BradynLee09 what i actually said was: GWÆÁAÄÃÅÀÂÈĒËÈĘËÁAÄÃÅÀÂÈĒËÈĘË
Ico
*I* *C* *O*
as a kid i was playing with the door when my mum shut the door on my fingers and i remember screaming with my fingers stuck there and the horrifies faces, i went to doctor and for some reason was excited to show it off. another time my dad did everything he could to protect the fireplace from me and i somehow got through and i put my hand in, it didn't hurt but i remember afterwards a slightly bubbly black burned circle around my palm. i was fine though. also just last week i sprained my ankle it was so painful, basically i stepped in a small hole and tried to go to school but it got worse on stairs and couldn't walk for the rest of the week. still a bit sore, can't run or walk too fast
That is a lot! One of pain actually relates to the last injury where I hit my head on the corner of a speaker.
now i remember that time i tried run-jumping onto the lower bunk of my grandma’s metal bunk bed, then i hit my forehead and had a small dent in my forehead. Don’t worry, no bleeding or pain (surprisingly)
4:29 OH MY GOD, BRYSONS A TIRE
ITS LEGO MARIO!!!
@@Coby_2910
It’s Mario 64
@@AustinWB I know but Lego Mario also says it
Brysons a TIRE
LoL
Ham: *exists*
Dwagons: *also exists*
Me: This means WAR
I dont wanna fly in the air. Air: so you chosen fall
I don't care how much I Watch this
It gets better each timr
The “I’m a tired” at 4:30 almost killed me XD
It made me go POP
Your cringe and there was nothing funny abt that /:
@@Bingletonsmithybuttthe3rd you’re cringe
4:23 STOP TOUCHING ME,STOP TOUCHING ME,DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? *STOP TOUCHING ME*
I’m A Tire!
Person: HA you never broken a bone? Your pain is irrelevant
Haminations: Ding dong your soul is G O N E
Skidadal skidoodle your soul is now eaten by a poodle
🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🏕🏗🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🧭🏜🧭🧭🧭🧭🧭🧭🧭
2:41 B O N K
YA LA A MI LE PO GE OMA LA U A DON'T BLAME YOURSELF
I’ve never broken a. Bone
bryson your video's always make me laugh🤣
Happy Easter Bryson im am going to give you 1000
No one:
me: vibing in the car with the door "open"
sister: mind maybe I should just break my brother's fingers
SMACK
So how are those fingers?
My sister did that to
@@insidious3214 you didn’t get the joke
@@idkyily uno reverse card was used on the sister by cooking bird so instead Cooking Birds Fingers hurting and being broken the sisters are hurting and broken
I had a lot of pain with my hand
"Parents can shape a kids future"
Bryson: SQUARE
𝕃𝑒ʟ
Yes and the is with Bryson and babies heads
Yes and the same is with Bryson and babies heads
@@SubToPlunga what
@@hanin_gurl it was a meme pinhead
the very first part of this video bryson just casually turns into kratos falling from a very high place tbh
4:08 the punching bag really said “sike” 💀
When you live with chronic pain: *depressed laughter*
Edit: Bro I have chronic pain that’s why I’m joking about it-
Do u want a cookie
Here 🍪
@@personmcgee7183 thank you :)
@@DepressedTransMan 🍪
Awww that must be horrible:(
1:57 **dying yoda noises**
*loose studs*
@@r4y0fth3sun5 yes
Dude I just saw that comment while on that part
@@bspoopyhead5453 that's halarious
@@rm22murphy55 haha thank
Anyone from 2024? I can’t get over how young he sounds ❤
Pain! YOU MADE ME A YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER! lool
Sis: "i like singing" brother: "i like drawing" me: "i like pain"
I Like Trains
@@Ellmarajh *Train noises*
@@goldygoldfish9470 FU-
@@tiky3389 *ERROOOOOOOOM*
@@Ellmarajh I was about to type that
Nobody:
Haminations:
"No bones- jones!"
Lol
e
Hello pinky winky
wann eat Ham hmm but wann eat Haminations
I was wondering what your intro would sound like in a piano😊
Love your vidz so cool i watxhed all of them
“Pain.”
Pain is anything that isn’t buying the Haminations Youtooz.
True
Why do you have an orange among us character on your head on your profile pic?
Yes mmmm
@@CitrusDT why not?
Pain is having 1hate comment out of the 2 comments in the comment section (c-can't relate)
“Your bones aren’t supposed to do that.”
Ferrets: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
( if you don’t get the joke, ferrets have bendy bones.)
Oh no I did it on trampoline trying to do a backflip
They bendy
Tenemos
@@sideofvelvet Lol I tried doing a back flip on my trampoline and I forgot to close my trampoline and then when I jump and bend over to do a back flip and my skull bashed into the wall and my neck bent into a v
@@mikhailoleson4064 same
Amazing🎉 I keep rewatching this (I watched this awhile ago idkwhy I am just now commenting)
Hey Bryson, I love your videos I like them you’re my favorite new tuber
“How did you get that scar? It looks cool”
“I jumped at a wall beyond subsonic speeds”
Baba booey
funny
Meem
I have a gross scar on my elbow from when I was trying to look cool on a scooter going downhill at 100 mph.
@@MG-Raiden I have a scar on my finger from making breakfast burritos and burning my hand on the pan. I am fabricating a plan to exact my revenge.
Bryson: Your back isn't supposed to do that.
*Flexible People:* 👁👄👁
I'm flexible
Ah yes, a cursed comment
I can turn my hand 360 degrees around no I’m seriously
As a flexible person I claim you😌
You’re profile picture reminds me of my mending book farm
stop touching me stop touching do you speak English cracks me up😂😂😂😂😂
Blud drinks milk every 5 minutes of his life
Bryson: Is in the process of killing someone brutally
Byson 10 secs later: **Talks about the sponsor calmly**
XDDDDD
"when you're young, your bones are still soft and springy"
Me at 4 years old: aha! Imma break my right collarbone by falling off a toilet!
Xd
wait what, YOU BROKE A BONE BY FALLING OF THE , TOILET!?!
@@someweirdwildchild9181 yeah 🤣 I don't remember the pain, but I remember the rainbow colored sling they gave me when I went to the doctors
that hurts just thinking about it, ouch ;w;
@@jevil8714 yeah, and my parents didn't even notice it was broken til 3 days later when I was kinda limping. Finally took me to a doctor and they just gave me a sling.
I’m obsessed, but I think more videos would be amazing and can you do more bits of funny bits please I am subscribed and I shared all your videos🤩
Love your vids I have din watching u for 2 years
Me: breaks literally every bone in my body
A stimpak: *ahem*
*gives ice pack* boom fixed
You shall know pain
Broke your skull? Hmmmmm
the deathclaw: was that your only one
1:24 oH mY BaCk
1:10 Made me fall off my bed 😂😂
Personal experience I've broken bones, shattered bones and tore soft tissue. By far the soft tissue damage hurt way more than shattered bones. Healing time is a fraction of fractured bones but severely more painful.
Edit. These stories bring so many painful memories to the forefront. My annoying step sister wouldn't give me privacy in the bathroom so I forced the door shut... On her finger... She got me back a few years later by spelling a rock onto my pinky. We were filling in holes so our was not her intention but I did life a nail that day. She never stopped feeling bad and apologising though and I never forgot that pain. Hey mom came out after just saving my brother from choking on a toothing cookie only to hear me scream blue murder. She was going to use my dad's tactic to calm me down "are you bleeding, are you crying, then your ok" but instead of getting a "no" for both questions she asked if I was bleeding I looked down and confirmed in my most scared 8 year old son scream "yes* and I was rushed to a hospital.
Edit, edit. Frost bite is a fun experience. Nothing more cool then sharp stabbing pain moving through your limbs followed by a numb feeling and complete loss of your hands and feet only to have to "dethaw" and re experience the brutal stabbing shooting pains
Rip bryson's parents's cash for his hospital bills
laughs in free healthcare
@@odyssey8-officialchannel148 Same Xd
CAPITAL B CUZ BRYSON IS A NAME!!!!
Bryson
bryson: see that, your back isn’t suppose to do that
me who does yoga: this don’t hurt, just feels nice
Wow bryson got burned
HAH HAH!
You.
Are.
PAIN
Um is your back okay I think you already snapped it so you can do that
Yea
"ACCIDENTALLY"
He is so precious💀
Bro never dies☠️☠️☠️
Your the perfect voice actor for the amazing world of gumball
Your really true
@@Sussest_human_ever Yeah,he could easily pass off as a memorable character!^^
You should’ve used you’re
Another anamator got dat covers lol
Did you know he has a CZcams channel called junky janker?? I
"On second thought, why not remove all bones? Can't break what isn't there!"
Izuku Midoriya: * mumble mumble * *Genius...*
You made my day thank you
@@pinapole96 same
@@pinapole96 aw You're welcome lol
@@RoyiisDead0701 glad to hear it, I didn't expect anyone to notice it 😅
*slurp and slop noise*
Technically the funny bone is a nerve😂
I really like your video your videos are really funny❤
Nobody:
Me: *laughs because he uses minecraft sound effects*
ooo
And Star Wars the complete saga
I don’t think that’s how the meme works
Isn’t that sound affect at the beginning a Roblox death
I could tell by your name lol
“But Bryson I’ve never got hurt before” we can fix that “how” kill
timestamp?
4:41
@@thetoonsanimator9831 There.
0:13 AUSHAHHAHAHAUAH my ears burn 🫠
To quote a blue hedgehog: if bread in french is pain. THEN I OWN A F%&$#@G BAKERY!
Doctor: your all fixed up
*card declines*
Doctor: 🔪
Ham: *deflects*
Emoji spam
🩹☺😙🩹😗😙🩹😑😗😗😙🩹😑😁😄😅😚😄😆😁🤣😁😄😆😅😁😅😄😚😁😁😄☺😗😄😙😙😄☺😘😘😄☺😄😗😄😗😄😙
THE MAN IS TOO POWERFUL BOSS
@@kimberlywhite3484 nah he's probably weak
Yo voice too deep!
YOUNGULATE URSELF
Hamimations : Falls off Mount Everest , doesn’t break a bone .
Me : dies *
rip
lolllllllll
Bryson:Falls off Mount Everest , dosen't break a bone .
Me:dies
(See the name bryson)
@@Svetlec using channel names is acceptable too
In the picture of him screaming when he hit the ground there’s a bone sticking out of him
The “ STOP TOUCHING ME, STOP TOUCHING ME! DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?” Could’ve got me for 20 centuries.
Ima teyerd
This was the episode that introduced me to Haminations. I was lucky.
Me: going sledding
Metal pole: imma end this guy's whole career
My leg: *screams*
Me, a person who has broken a bone- *Man, first time?*
Why can I visualise this?
I love how Bryson makes it humorous even when it’s about pain and death ;-;
not death but yeah
true
Yes, yes, very “humerus”
@@space_nerd1705 🤦♂️
@@thutgf 😏
I Love Your Videos Cuz Remaking Your Video With No Mistakes!
I love the way he draws him smile while he is like 4 or 5
When he said: *bone cracks*... I felt that.
When did talking require pain?
Its PAIN.
Which one
@@Random_Vr_guy_duh This One.
@@feddyfazbrear 🐯
"If pain in French means bread, then I own a bakery"
-Bryson, probably
2:09 but is that an Odd1sOut refrence
How would that be an odd1sout reference
@@Daliabolicall watch his Soobway 3 or 4 videos you’ll understand
@@pepper4632 my guy it’s just a joke it’s not really odd ones out reference
@@pepper4632 my guy it’s just a joke it’s not really odd ones out reference
@@pepper4632 also I’m pretty sure other people have done that type same joke I don’t think the odds one out invented it
The punching bag one reminded me of my own story with a punching bag. So when I was 13 I had a punching bag (because anger issues). I got bored one day and had energy that I needed to release so into the garage where the punching bag was I went. I was getting bored of the whole punching thing so I though “well maybe I could kick this”. That went pretty alright until I decided to do a roundhouse kick. WORST. DECISION. EVER. My right knee (which was on the leg I used to kick) decided to fail me. I’m still 99% sure that my knee bent fucking sideways and though my mom denies it, I think that it may have momentarily dislocated before snapping back into position. Of course, I started screaming bloody murder until my mom came in. She was mad because I was yelling and at the time, we lived in a townhouse complex thing so we shared walls with neighbors. That anger mostly went away though when she saw me on the ground and holding onto my knee. She got me to the couch and iced it up. I could barely bend it for several days after that and for the next few months, there were occasional stints where it would just give out and fold in like a lawn chair. These instances were EXTREMELY painful and made it difficult to bend for days afterwards. Only after the time when it gave out right after a musical rehearsal did she finally think “yeah maybe we should get things checked out”. Cue a few months of physical therapy to end off 2021 (for context, the initial injury happened in January of 2021). That worked UNTIL March or early April of 2023. My dog got away from me and there was nearly TWO FEET of snow on the ground. I tried to trudge through the snow and then my knee felt off again. It felt weaker and it had almost given out on me a couple of times since then. I still haven’t gotten it checked out again. I think that something more is wrong but I’m not really being heard out. It’s still being a pain in the ass. It has never felt completely stable and it feels like one wrong move will cause it to go all fucky again. So now I’m stuck with that all because my dumb ass 13 year old self decided to kick a punching bag.
No ham was injured in the making of this video🥶🥶
Bryson: *see's a baby*
also Bryson: oh boy here i go sculpting again!
You stole my idea I put the part right there imposter
4th grade art class be like:
Why isnt this pinned?
Hahahahahaaahahahaha facts
Bryson: when your really young your bones are soft and springy-
My 4 year old sister: breaks leg white sitting in a chair
and theres me that can touch my toes to my head (im not even kidding lol)
Guy: Bryson I never felt pain. Bryson: YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED. *beats him death*
My grandma did the same thing but she was really young and her fingers broke. Me: breaks toe a lot from a table. The table: dancing
When I was four my big brother broke my arm I was standing on a chair in front of the TV and my brother screamed at me to move out of the way and I said no and he was SO mad he started rocking the chair and I fell off on my arm and broke my arm so it's kinda my fault kinda his
This is kinda stolen
The first part is a average experience from falling off a cliff.
This is actually one of the first haminations videos I ever watched
*me clicks on video*
Video: “Pain”
Thumbnail: has only four fingers
Me: “WELL THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE”
That IS alotta damage
bad luck
I remember when I was a kid I fell down and hit my elbow and my reaction was: AAAAAA. AM I OK?? I AM I OK?? I'm ok
Having 4 Fingers Isn’t Painful
@@SlightlyEgotistical well I fell off the stairs on my arm
Bryson: tells 2 stories
Now let's move on to the big ones.
Nice butters PFP
@CamdenPlayz You're right
@KAAN U�AR because you type like a 3 year old
p a u s e
That back one kinda happened to me😂😂😂
Oh my God I love your vids that my family made a haminations themed birthday party ❤😊
Petition to remove all bones
we don't need them, I said so
Thanks Kim jong-un
Can you remove capitalism
Is communisim for me 👉👈
yes big brain
You sure kim?
“You’ve never broke a bone? Your pain is irrelevant!”
Bryson:
*yours is*
Me:you got a sub
You: ....
*Your life is irrelevant*
@@tiedie3763 your purpose is irrelevant
@@Beyond.Birthday. Are you directing that at me or just any person in general?
Just because mine aren’t doesn’t mean I can’t break yours
If he was in Minecraft he would make it torcher edition 😂😂
When your head locked into the basketball rim got me dying💀💀