Top 10 Notorious Stolen Valor Village Idiots (Marine Reacts)
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when stolen valor goes wrong - czcams.com/video/uCw3WRsaMCQ/video.html. oldie but goodie. one of my fav stolen valor vids - czcams.com/video/2u1JkP2idsE/video.html
The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie
I was an astronaut special kind
Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday
Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.
💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.
I genuinely felt sorry for that first guy, he obviously wasn’t all there.
The “different kind of seal” was actually legit. I think I saw him on the beach balancing a ball on his nose for a fish dinner.
EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.
He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character
Best comment😂
Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.
His cheese has slid off his cracker...
The best videos are the ones where the cameraman doesn't call it out and plays along to see how wild the story goes.
I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.
Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!
I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.
Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.
The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?
My uncle was a legit UDT in Vietnam, just listening to these guys blows my mind. To get my uncle to talk about the war was like talking to a wall. Having these guys spurt their story out to everyone is an immediate red flag.
Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree
That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL
Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!
These guys are full of it
My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.
The first guy was an escaped Alien from Area 51. Lol 😅
Honestly, It really pisses me off being called out for Stolen Valor when I tell people I'm a Space Force door gunner.
Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?
You use the M1 photon canon ?
@@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity
I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.
If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.
I was a Delta sniper seal MARSOC for 70 years. I can't talk about my missions to Disney world where we fought Al Qaeda in Epcot. I was also a machine Gunner who got 200 confirmed kills. I also dressed as Mickey mouse to get behind enemy lines.
Thank me for my service.
Thanks for your service 😎
What a hero. did you also meat George Washington during D-day? Oh and thank you for your service ofc
@@RemembertThe20thMain I did. He, Abe Lincoln, and I all stormed a secret beach ourselves. This one was actually the most dangerous and so only the elite of the elite (us 3) went on it. It's so secret the documentaries don't mention it!
@@TheMrrobustus Woah! is that when you interacted with the aliens that where in cahoots with bin laden
Thanks Mickey for yo services 😆
You got me with “submarine door gunner” 😂🤣😂
It was “captain of an automatic weapons team” that got me
😂😂😂😂😂
Such a sad existence these people live. My late fiance lost his battle to combat PTSD. He was a USMC Scout/Sniper. He avoided wearing anything that had to do with his job, when he wasn't working. Can't stand these frauds.
SO GLAD to know that you recognize a difference between the mentally ill ones and the scammers. That’s a very important distinction.
Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.
Thank you for the virtue signal!
Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.
A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!
@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?
I hate it when I get accused of stolen valor when I'm walking around in my civil war uniform
I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile
@@dustinnunez5077 😆
I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.
@@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself
🤣😂🤣😂🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
'' All the nuts roll down hill to Florida'' 🤣
No, they roll to the West Coast son.
@@bobl310poor Floridian got his feelings hurt
@@leonardhpls6i guarantee there’s more drug addicts and homeless people in California than there is in Florida… bet your life’s income on it
@@leonardhpls6Dawg I’m a Floridian and the northerners haul ass much ass as possible to get back to their looted businesses vandalized housing and much more simply their cold weather😂😂😂
He's confused! Probably dementia!
He wasn't Seal... dude! Look at him! He was a Walrus!
My husband passed away this August. He was a Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran. He would had loved your CZcams videos. Semper Fi🇺🇸
Sorry to hear about your husband.
I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame
It's always men doing this.
@ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too
I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.
Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.
Had a special needs guy who loved the army but obviously couldn't get in, used to run around in fatigues with no patches. Never even bothered me, figured if it made him happy more power to him.
Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻
Just trying to live his dream, i respect that
@@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.
@@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.
I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics
What was your MOS?
“My mos was to kill!”
😂
Love the reaction to that too. These guys are smoking a bit too much crack.
“You’re stealing my valor” what a cringey ass thing to say 😂 my grandfathers who fought in the American Revolution, civil war, Spanish American war, WWI AND WWII are rolling in their graves hearing that 🤦🏻♂️
Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.
What side in the civil war?
@@SethMorgan-re3mo both
Lt Dan, is that you?
I genuinely feel bad for these people, that they feel like their life is so meaningless that they craft these lies to get validation from strangers. Super sad.
True but you have to appreciate their insane creativity
It is sad, but this is the wrong way to go about it. Wear a suit and tell folks you're in the FBI. The FBI is about as useless. Nowadays they seem to be more into politics than federal law enforcement.
@@mel_dagator8427 I have to believe at least half are just trolling. Door gunner on the lunar module...
Worst part is you can just join the military. Even if you’re not in great shape or have no self-confidence. They’ll get you to there at least I’ve know plenty of people that joined who fall under that category
Maybe it helps them get women
"Looks to me like the Girl Scouts badges they wear when selling cookies"... Nope, even those need to be earned... 😂🤭
Lol. They girls did most than
Most of these fine folks.
@@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍
This guy has his "fiction writing badges"
Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol
@Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!
Fun fact- if you wash out of Submarine Door Gunner School they make you a helicopter periscope crewman or kosho's assistant. Depends on your ASSHAT score.
These guys always have the absolute maximum of experience, training, and valour. When they signed up they went straight to the most elite sections of special forces
Well to be fair to special forces, it’s not everyday that someone joins the US military after being orphaned and found by the French Foreign Legion in the desert at age 5, and then training with them for 13 years before immigrating to the US after saving a marine unit in Iraq by single handedly killing an ISIS military group with nothing but a toothpick
Yeah they never seem to be the cook or the quartermaster.
That first guy looked like an African warlord with all those medals.
Or a North Korean General.
He reminds me of the dad from American pie
Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.
🤣🤣🤣African warlord
Every communist country ever 😂
“I was a different kind of seal.”
Umm, yeah, fake.
Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!
Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡
@@alexnunezramos1720
I just couldn’t help myself, lol!
Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...
Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.
A literal seal.
11-B? I could believe dude served as an Artillery Piece. Point his rear towards the enemy and let em rip. A devasting weapon.
You do know 11 bravo is infantry correct?
Great line “no ill will for the mentally ill “
Old drunk dude with Jim Beam in his coffee at 7a: "I was a DIFFERENT kinda SEAL!"
A circus seal!
He balanced a beach ball on his nose, clapped his flippers and caught raw fish in his mouth when they were thrown at him.
@@christihiatt3459 *Laughs in Rick Harrison* 😂💀⚰
I was thinking cracking seals on the bottles lmao
Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year.
In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it.
My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there.
Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.
As a Navy vet, hospital corpsman, 10 years active duty. Spent half my time with the Marines. Makes me ill to see people fake their service.
Drink water
THANKS DEVIL DOC !!
Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.
Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.
Corpsman
I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate
This video makes me sad for all kinds of reasons. Thanks to everyone that served, and all those that supported them while they did. ✌️ 🇺🇸
While my father stayed in the Infantry after Korea, my father served in Vietnam as Infantry, my Uncle Tommy went from serving in the Korean War as an 82nd Airborne Pathfinder, in 1963 he was accepted to be in the Army’s new special unit called the “Green Berets” and completed the school in 1963. He also served 2 tours in Vietnam but as a Green Berets” in 1963.
He was so far behind the lines, he never left the US.
😆🤣😂
It was FUBAR
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s how undercover he was!
Lmao
"All I do is go on missions" is my new motto.
Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait
Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just missions Sir, just missions...
Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁
Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...
mental health is no joke ya'll
This guy has got to be nicknamed "AGENT ORANGE"😂😂😂😂😂
More like agent sped
These guys truly put the "SPECIAL" in special forces.
Special Needs Forces 😂
Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.
@@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions
@@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.
"All the nuts roll downhill into Florida" "he's like his own little shipyard" 💀 keep em coming!
There's a differences between a delusional person who is severely sick doing this and the sane man who is methodical in the ruse.
9:37 actually driving a submarine is a hell of a lot like flying a plane. The control surfaces are very similar. Which is why you get that line in the hunt for October. “Give me a stopwatch and a chart and I’ll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.”
I remember when I served as a colonel in the revolutionary war, I actually fought shoulder to shoulder with George Washington, General Washington, before he was president, in fact, I was the one who encouraged him to be president, I'm pretty important
Is ur name Gianni Russo? 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Those 30 cal Browning machine guns were really handy in that war.
Smack my sack and call me jack, i remember you! Remember after the battle, we got George to do an ale barrel stand, back at the tavern, then the sob balanced his sword from his nose? Shit’s nuts
Well…what was your MOS though? 😂
I'm 22 years Navy. That first guy had more medals than a waitress at Fridays. Him, MLK, and Jesus are in competition for greatest human ever.
As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍
You cant teach courage like that.
From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair.
You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.
@@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.
Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition
I’m laughing at a mall security and also air force acting security 😂😂😂😂
Legend has it she’s still searching for her ID to this day.
"He's the submarine door gunner"
Why have I never heard this?? That's fantastic! 😂
A wet job
“Man overboard on a sub”
Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.
He looks more like he was the submarine door
Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎
"Oh, he's got the X-Files sh*t in his back pocket." HAD ME ROLLING!!!🤣🤣
shhhh dont tell anyone
Was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂
Rolling a doobie?
“Sad team 7” had me rolling in my tears😂💀
Ya know,we all would be better people if we followed Mr Ballens integrity. I'm honored to listen to your stories. God bless you.
Most veterans I know or have known do not like attention for their service. They like to blend in with civilians and not brag.
im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about
@@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand
@@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud
Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars
@@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.
I served in the Navy and knew a few Seal team members. I never operated with them other than to get them close on occasion, to their area of operation.
I held great respect for these men and can not stand these fake seals. I once at a reunion made a comment to one of them about how I felt, and honored to have gotten a chance to say I knew a few. He turned to me and told me it was a pleasure to have served with me.
I was confused till he told more than once our crew were their heroes.
He explained that after completing a mission, it still was a relief to see us there ready to pick them up.
Made this old regular Navy guy feel good.
Kevin, is this You?
for real, it takes something special to be a Seal. ive watched all the videos, and i wont make it out of Hour 1.
Can somone explain what a soup sandwich is ?
@@bb-us4ew Retired Marine here. A "soup sandwich" almost always refers to how a service member wears their uniform. A "SS" is in a uniform that is probably ill-fitting, for starters, wrinkled, maybe soiled, a belt too long/short, dirty / missing / out of order ribbon bar, needs a haircut and for males, needs a shave. Oh yea, an "SS" is probably overweight.
A "soup sandwich" is a mess; an embarrassment to the Service.
proof you served in the navy ?
"generals even go to me like this" 😂
A cross between the a team and ghost busters.
I was in a classified position for a while, submarine’s, my mission was to make sure that the screen door was kept closed at all times. I was also a door gunner in that submarine. Dont tell anyone.
😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂
...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?
Thank you for your service!
I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Your demeanor through these videos is what pulls me in. You never get mad, but you smile through your disgust. You sir are a true gentleman. Thank you for your service..
"Quit it" 😂
His mos was grounds. You know, when the co yells for the coffee. He really got the kick back assignment, makin the coffee.
"Let's go"
Never gets old. I just love it
It’s always seals, SF, and snipers. Why doesn’t any of the fake veterans ever pick average Joe jobs like “oh yeah, I was a food service guy, cooked the best steaks in Nam, I had joes coming from all over the place to eat them”
Honestly I respect experts in their field. The best cook or admin guy beats out a lot in my book.
Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.
@@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.
@@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.
Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?
"Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."
Wherever it's warm you get all the craziness
Grounds is when he’s doing a bunch of pushups and he’s pushes the ground haha!
Never was in any armed service, but respect to all that has been,thanks to all.
Neither were any of these people.
Second guy is legit..Snipers on subs...yup...absolutely needed. Best way to keep enemy ships at bay.... snipe their helmsman from 400ft underwater.
You never heard about those torpedo snipers?
Safest place to snipe from is a torpedo tube. You didn't know that?
That guy had every rate in the Navy
@@overthehilldill3626 It's safer than shooting thru the screen door... better cover.
@@jesperkuipers9432 you don't know! Frickin remington 700's chambered in torpedoes
That 2nd guy commanding Officer:
Take off you clothes a stand in the middle of this camera filled room...we want to use your body shape to design future Spy Dirigibles !
“I was a seal in 71 when we did a full on beach landing in Vietnam, lost both my arms and my legs, captain said I had to go home but I knew I was needed in Laos to kill colonel sanders hooorah
Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service
Tis but a flesh wound
@@jarredwoods1448 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯
I've been out of the Navy for over 35 years. So therefore I haven't kept up with all the uniform changes and would have a hard time telling what is legit and what is not. Some are really obvious and some are not.
I used to wear old woodland camo pants I picked up at Gun shows and surplus stores because they were really good work pants, tough and cheap.
People would ask me if I was a Marine and I would tell them, no I scored too High on my Asvab. Then immediately tell them, I was a proud Squid.
After 9 11, I stopped wearing them so people wouldn't mistake me as a recent Soldier or Marine and thank me for something I didn't do.
I do wear my Navy Veterans ball cap, as a result, I have had a few Homeless Veterans reach out to me as a fellow Brother to talk to, which is what us older guys should be doing.
People have Thanked me for my service and I will tell them, I appreciate it but the only real Danger I was ever in was running out of beer and money in the Philippines said with a chuckle.
I really hope that many of these young Veterans find the peace they deserve and earned.
God Bless
Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻
I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines.
Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe".
Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed.
Thank you for your service!
tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'
He will be fighting against the seagulls
Hahaha
My favorite is the guy in the cracker jacks
4:35 - "He's like his own little ship yard." Dude you kill me.
I think most of these people are mentally dissabled, I kinda feel bad for them. The ones that piss me of are the ones trying to gain something and know what they are doing.
Thank you!
He's also wearing US Army Military Intelligence officer branch insignia. That insignia was also used in the original Battlestar Galactica as Viper Pilot collar pins. He truly is a 'Space Cadet'!
Which, to be honest, makes the legit soldiers who bother the mental cases look like the worst kind of cowardly bullies, the antithesis of all the principles the Armed Forces should instil in its recruits.....
Even the mentally disabled know what lying is. They are just so dumb they can not fathom how stupid their stories sound to a sane person.
I feel the same way. Mostly broken people and most of them don’t make me mad, just sad.
The last guy was basically like the guy from “Tropic Thunder” who faked being a Vietnam vet and having his hands blown off and being exposed towards the end 😂
He forgot to include his French Foreign Legion jump wings.
"You're wrong."
"No, YOU'RE wrong!
"YOU'RE WRONG!"
*"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!"* ...a real battle of wits.
I was active duty Navy from 1982-2002. I used to see these guys once in a while. I always wonder what would cause someone to lie like they do. My favorites are the guys with an officer hat and rank insignia and also wearing enlisted stripes on their arms. You’d think they’d do a little research first.
They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.
There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks
I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.
@@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money
@@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol
Thanks for the laughs, brother!😂
My husband served in weird and terrible places, he wears Jeans an Tshirt and people can tell he served, these people wear “uniforms” and you can tell they didn’t.
It is a bit insulting, that stolen valour. But it’s also so funny 😂
Being a misguided child you are One of the few that understands the difference SF
"I am a SEAL"
ME: "GO ON THEN, BALANCE A BEACH BALL FOR US!"
Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!
@@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!
AT
I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.
@@Robert-sy4bd lol
He was attached to the submarine. They used him as an anchor
The more someone talks about their military heroic deeds, the more is bound to be an embroiled story, at best.
I’m laughing at how the first guy has an Air Force barge on the left side of the
I tried 3 times to join as soon as I was 18 its all I wanted as a child and highly respect anyone who serves but never ever would I pretend to be someone I am not or disrespect anyone who served. Thank you to all who served
Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.
No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.
@@inquirer1016 thank you
My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.
There’s other ways to help the cause brother man
Much respect for these men and their combined decades of service to our country!
I was the lead flight attendant on a Blackhawk helicopter in Korea, Iraq, Kuwait, and several other places that nobody here has the security clearance to discuss...
proof you were in military ?.
i was the chef for the soldiers
I was the actual Blackhawk that went down. Enemies to the left and right, they stripped me for all my parts after the survivors were rescued. Savages.
@@ghs7714 an army marches on its belly thanks for servin the boys chow!
@@02Benji Thank you. the boys do eat a lot
"Medals and stuff he got from Times Square..." lolol
Im too smart to do stolen valor, but too dumb to join the military.
Thanks for being kind to these people. Many of them are mentally ill and mean zero harm and they are harming nobody.
Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.
They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.
@@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.
Breaking the law is breaking the law.
@@maxwest6595 wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!
“Submarine door runner” pissing myself laughing!!!!
There is no way that first guy was ever a SEAL except in his own mind. That is as bad as impersonating a police officer.
"You have to do the seal thing to be involved to even be involved in that what im involved in...do you understand what im saying?" 😂😂😂😂
In all my years as a belly gunner on a baking soda powered submarine I've learned you can tell the fake soldiers right away because they go on about how much they did and how great they were and those of us that really did serve seem to talk more about the people we served with and the things that they did.
most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true
@@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.
Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.
@@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.
I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.
I was a soldier on the Hunnley . I held my breath for like 120 yrs until I was rescued . I couldn't believe the war was over .
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Thank you for your service lol
My second hand embarrassment meter is fully pegged with this guy.
A friend who was in subs until he retired, 23 years, told me being launched out of a torpedo tub can't be true. Many sub veterns request to be buried at sea by being blown out of a torpedo tube. The Navy refuses this request as the air pressure to launch the torpedo will shred the body.
You had me in the first five seconds. "I was a *different* kind of SEAL" Like an elephant seal? Or a grey seal? Perhaps a subantarctic fur seal?
Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.
@@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite
If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.
Hé probably worked at the circus.
The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal
I love it, they never act like your average marine or something, they always have to bee some Seal Team Six/SOF deployed in every recorded battle in History with 600 confirmed kills in a single day with their chest looking like a trinket market
You nailed it
Well said.
The first guy is that ex meteorologist from NH that was on TV for years called "Weather with Al"
The SeaBee-Sniper-SEAL-Submariner is hilarious. He did it all. He was a one-man army!
"I'm a different kind of seal"
No mate your just a large walrus
Coo coo kachoo
“Submarine door gunner”😂
In 2005 2nd Force Recon was sent to Haiti after an earthquake. The only Medals given out were The Humanitarian Service Award. Marines never wear fatigues off base. If you live off base, you may be wearing them in your car, but even if you get out to pump gas you better hope no one see's you. Off base you'll be wearing your Service Charlie's or Bravos.
I was lucky enough to get to know an ACTUAL Vietnam-era SEAL with extensive combat experience. He was the most humble, gentle, soft spoken guy I’ve ever known. He never wanted to talk about his service.
Lies
@@jasonsampson1301
We found the expert, guys!
Yeah, its is kinda funny how the real guys downplay everything. But if you know actual combat veterans, it is the norm.
@Mr. W the good guys compared to who, the people they're fighting? The ones beheading civilians, journalists, women, children, etc? You're so smart and deep bro you're right, nothing is worse than a western force sweeping in, fighting off insurgents and then giving the local forces weapons, vehicles and training to defend their home country from local terror groups.
@Mr. W Do people let you walk yourself or are you on a leash?
You’re an honorable guy showing compassion to the mentally ill
I don't understand your comment
@Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.
@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊
A cursory search on the internet reveals that at least two submarines, the uss Grayback and uss Tunny, served in vietam. Apparently, operated off the coast of N Vietnam gathering intelligence and supporting SPEC OPS. Also, re: N.Vietnamese navy: the Gulf of Tonkin incident did indeed involve three P-4 class soviet torpedo boats, part of what was called the VPN, bvietnam people's navy. It solidified direct US involvement in the war. btw, "salient" points, not "saline". Love your compassion all around. Great vid, thx!
His own little ship yard 😂😂😂😂, I can't watch
These people put in so much effort for a ridiculous story, it would have been less effort to join the service. SMH. I get embarrassed as a civilian nurse for the army when people thank me for my service. I explain that I work for the army, I’m not in the army. I love my job ♥️
Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.
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Keeping it real!
True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .
Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.
As a Veteran, I have a hard time pretending to be a Civilian😜
Its simple. Go around talking about yourself and trying to be the center of attention telling people how cool you are! Though people may mistake you for a Cav Scout instead of a civilian.
@@aleksfoxtrot8044 So what I get out of that is I should do Crossfit, or become a vegan😜 oh heck! I'm doomed! BAHAHAHA🤣
@THAT GUY oh dear, it seems that you have taken my dry humour seriously😕 However, you have discussed some very good points that can be helpful. I'm also an Australian Veteran just to clarify a bit more. I became a counsellor and help people along with the veteran community with many issues. I've had quite a few Vets who get stuck on that old saying "The Army trained me to be a soldier but didn't train me to be a civilian" well, there is no training to be a civilian, it's not a title that is earned it's just a word. The main issue is qualifications and skills and how they can be adapted to a new life outside. I'm not sure how it goes in the U.S but in Australia, we can have our qualifications mapped over to civilian and they can show what types of jobs a person may be suited for. Unfortunately mine were security and counter-terrorism occupations, which didn't suit the injuries I sustained before my discharge. So I had to go back to the drawing board and find a new life on my own (which many of your points highlight) Australia doesn't have a G.I Bill so education can be limited for some Vets (money wise) to diploma level. When we're in, there is a "higher power" looking after career progression and you're spot on when you said all the resources are taken care of and we have to learn to depend on ourselves more. Hard for many Vets to do when they have mental health issues clouding their decision making skills along with added pressure to get employed, take care of family or whatever they individually face. Thank you.for taking the time to comment and add some real, no nonsense advice. I hope some people who click on this thread read what you wrote and it helps them🙂
Stolen... citizenship?
Ain't it the truth? I wish I could shake off some of the bothersome habits.