Stolen Valor Village Idiots: Navy Seal Edition (Marine Reacts)
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@JamesonsTravels I really appreciate when you stop to explain a possible explanation, because it helps me figure. Out more about the norms of the military and how things work,
Thanks!
Also how dumb some of these people can be lol
I love your channel but I had to stop it because I couldn't watch these phony fucks anymore!
Probably Charlie Sheen in Navy Seals. Quite a good film lol
You should do more airsoft stuff
The last guy is LEGIT he was a Gravy Seal who served in Dessert Storm, also was part of Snack Ops. He lived by his motto of Semper Pie.
I’m dying h e l p
Lmao!
BRO!!! LMFAO!!!!!
I assumed he was a green buffet.
@@jordanshilander7402 hahahahahahahaha
I served in the Salvation Army, I was stationed outside of Walmart.
Lol! Comment winner! 🤣
I bet you have some horror stories 😂
Under cover as Santa Claus?
Did you serve with Jeremy dewitte?
Underrated comment
I retired just over ten years ago, and I can honestly say that I’ve never felt compelled to wear my uniform around, out & about. I tried it on a year back, but that was just to see if it still fit.😅
I retired 30yrs ago. My Bus still fit but no longer have any insignia on them. I wear them lounging around or visiting close neighbors but never in general public. They are comfortable and nearly brand new.
@@patrickgriffitt6551 thank you for your service, brother 👍.
Dress uniform maintenance is a PITA, and utility uniforms remind me too much of work. I never see veterans wear uniforms. Maybe the pants, or coats.
did it?
@@patrickgragg5602 yes they did.
This must be infuriating for the guys that served to run into people like this!
Yeah.....this would piss me off. Army 1962-65.
Air Force 1976 to 1982! makes me angry!!!@@dabprod
That man ate two navy seals to get that valor. Show some respect.
Yes it does, really pisses us off. Nothing worse than a person with PTSD listening to fu.ktards like this.
I was the Petty Officer in “Meal Team Six”, and he barely passed “FUDS” class 199. He drowned after parachuting to the chocolate fountain, but he managed to breach into a safe house and rescue the 8 pizza boxes taken hostage at a house party.
PUDS with the heavyweights.
Fuds training by Elmer💩
@@JamesonsTravels lol. This is actually the most. Hilarious one yet
More like BUN/S
😆🤣😂 that's awesome 👌
That dude ate SEAL Team Six, but he was never in it.
I'm not understanding why your comment isn't blowing up with likes
ROFLMAO 🤣😂😅
I'm honestly still laughing from your comment thanks
LoL hahaha
What really happened to Seal Team 6. Obama had that dude eat them for lunch so he had plausible deniability.
*Before you say my comment is ridiculous, I will remind you we now live in the Twilight Zone.
@@dakoderii4221 I think I would rather live in the twilight zone.
When he mentioned getting issued a .50 at boot camp I about pissed myself.
Imagine seeing some dude in formation going to right shoulder arms with a freaking Barrett M82 😂😂😂😂
Exactly. He not only has zero education regarding the military, but he’s ignorant about weapons. The logistics of special operators, who travel very long distances silently, as quickly as possible, each carrying around a 50 Cal is absurd. Make it make sense.
As a vet, I love these videos. I also love your commentary. My time in the Navy as a Delta/SEAL/Airman/Chief Gunnery Private was the best time in my life. I loved the food served at the latrine or something like that.
Me too man. I did it all, but mom screwed it up when she called us in for supper. Talk about a bummer man.
Epic....were you also assigned to the Urinal bacteria eradication squad that used the "P" 51 Full Auto toothbrush ?
Guy: why you join the navy seals?????
Meal team 6 dude: they took my fries, I took there lives!!!!
'they did not come out with the mcrib during that time'
@@JamesonsTravels 🤣
Farted from laughing so hard! Nice one
😂😂😂
@@JamesonsTravels 🤣🤣🤣
“ that’s part of his cover to look like Jabba the hut” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO 😂🤣😅
"chillin', playing it, and the boat comes. 'Little bastards.' And it's a bunch of Chris Farley look-a-likes." 🤣
I was a door gunner on the Imperial Drop Ship. I was backing up Mando on Tatooine outside Jabba’s Palace. I remember that guy. He was Jabba’s CIA stunt double from Meal Team 6.
@@eatsbyrick3161 WHY IS THAT STORY SO PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IDK about Seal Team Six for Fatty Arbuckle, more like Walrus Team 86.
As a 30 year vet and a recipient of two bronze stars from 2 tours in Desert Storm I’m appalled about people trying to steal valor from those of us who have sacrificed so much.
I’m literally over here at work trying to hold it together 😂 As soon as you made the Jabba the Hutt comment, I went into a coughing attack. Your commentary is pure gold
These guys give “Donut Operator” a whole new meaning.
Yeah but Donut is hot.
@@shockmazta3116 yupp that's what wine operator says!!!!
Donut is the man!!!!
Don't you dare insult daddy donut
@@HamBonEzWine said. He cheated on her and did some other nasty things (as said by Wine). Their no longer together (They don’t even follow each other on social media)
@@greygray6230 well that makes sense, I was wondering if something happened between them
"Ops this is delta 1, casevac required"
"Roger that, whos been hit"
"Jabba the Hut is all fucked up"
"Roger, standby while we call up seaworld and ask to borrow their whale harness"
They gonna send it trough little bastards
They're gonna need a crane for that
Funny funny funny! Thanks for the laugh.
"Whale harness you say? - That's what I said! - K, on it's way, with a meal on the side"
😅🤣🤣🤣
“GO AFTER MAIN CHARACTERS!”
That’s an F*in LEGENDARY MOS!
They didn’t offer anything that badass to us AF guys.
Take out Terrorists..TOTs. Judging by his size, it looks like this guy had WAY too many TOTs missions.
Looks like his MOS was to eat the main characters.
He couldn’t tell you that he was part of a secret elite unit called the Navy Whales. They get air dropped or swim into remote enemy food storage depots. Once on site they eliminate the enemy’s food supply by means of consumption. It’s a rough job but somebody has to do it.
L
"There were 1500 SEALs in Vietnam. I have met all 7500 of them." Not my quote but appropriate.
That is fucking funny.
I have used that quote my self. It was actually only about 260 SEALS that actually served in Vietnam between 1962-1972 and 46 died there. I have only ever met three Mike Thorton I met on the beach in Coronado when I bought and got him to sign his book not sure if I still have it. The other was then Commander William McRaven when he commanded SEAL Team 3 this was a few days later and the last was a guy I went to highschool with it was his BUDS graduation I was there to see.
@@joshualittle877 Weren't they underwater demolitions then?
@@joshualittle877 Thats a great history lesson, thank you for that.
"One tour in each! Iraq and Afghanistan!"
Homeslice, I've been to both three times and didn't even get an AA, because, and I quote, "Specialists don't do enough to earn real awards."
I deployed 4 times - 3 to Iraq, once to Afghanistan. All 4 times I got an ARCOM ad an "end of tour award." My squad leader put in for a V device for actions during a firefight but it was denied. Why? Because I was only a specialist. Military awards have become a joke.
I have been watching your vids for a long time and I gotta say.....I love how sarcastic you are towards these people that fake the funk. I bet you were a trip back in your day. Would have loved to serve with you. Hoooah
"Undercover as Jabba The Hutt", that made my day, love your videos and comments, also Thank you for showing the videos about the recruitment and training of SF corps around the world. Keep up the good work Sir, salutations from Denmark.
I'm a Texas Revolution Veteran. I served in the Alamo under Davy Crockett.
Remember the Alamo!
I served at Pearl Harbour when the Japanese kamakaze attacked with samurai swords and kamehameha's. I died on USS Arizona. Was brutal, but I'm suuuper tough so here I am with my 3 Medals of Honor a 2 Iron Crosses with Oak Leaves.
I don't wanna brag, but I am pretty fuckin bad ass...
LOL 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊
I served in the battle of Orleans
With Andrew Jackson?
No, no, Orleans, FRANCE. My CO was Joan of Arc
Yaaa!
Didn't know the requirements to become a SEAL included looking like a seal
Yeah an elephant seal.
He’s actually on whale team six
That's offensive to actually seals
William walrus !!!!!
Omg 😂😂 I’ve never laughed so hard couldn’t even make it through the last guy all the way through without pausing it every 5 seconds
“oh god, I just called them lil bastards”
REALLY good video, im not military, but i could see how it would offend anybody serving or former. Keep up the good work and thankyou for all the good people in any service, protecting us.❤
Most of them are not protecting you , That is BS , They help spread the NWO and are not protecting us . We are not free
This guy isn't just a Navy Seal, he's a Navy Elephant Seal.
IN ROLING ON THE FLOR AND IM CRYING LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEAL Team VI member who was POW at McDonald's and MIA at Planet Fitness. Also received 3 Purple Hearts from breaking his back while reaching for a box of Twinkies and hohos.
Navy Walrus
Navy Sea lion
Navy whale
"There are certain tattoos navy seals have." *lifts sleeve* Wow that proves it, he's legit.
i still want the secret code or handshake.
Not all operators, have tats, however, he has never been an operator.
A couple of questions, exposes the fakes.
@@darknessdescends8908 I mean, he wouldn't be a navy seal, he'd be a navy walrus, eating all the rations at meal team 6.
If you go to a tattoo shop anywhere near a military post and ask for a SEAL tattoo they will ask if you are a SEAL. Other shops will give you whatever you ask for because most do not know the significance of the images.
I always thought the secret code was keep your flippin' mouth shut.
@@swampcritterisbackbaby1740 I agree man, I have been talking to a Navy recruiter and she asked if I had any tattoos and I said yes I got 2 seals on my left knee, and she asked "they're not doing anything are they?" 😂🤣 Hell no they're just chasing each other's tails!
Jameson, your candid sarcasm is highly appreciated!! 👏✊
The more Jameson videos I watch the more I appreciate him. If he ever runs out of "stolen valour" all he has to do is chose another subject and he'll succeed. 🏆 He can rub the spots off of a leopard!
Q: “What’s your MOS?” A: “Killer” 😜
Show me your war face!
@@zachseabass7414 AaAaAaAhh hehe 😜
@Raymond Pumphrey Yeah, he was being sarcastic.
My favorite was the guy who said he was a "door kicker"lmao . Wasnt in this video
Ray, us old timer CIA door kickin' killer Seals gotta have each other's backs, considering our 12 tours total in 'Nam, Serbia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq and... all the other desert-Y places us CIA Secret Agent Enforcers have infiltrated to conduct proxy wars with the Russians, you see? And this purple Medal of Honor right next to my SEAL Academy Primus medal and the Ranger Certification Ribbon? Got that back in '86 from someone who looked suspiciously like myself 20 years from now. Told me that the Commies from the dark side of the moon invaded one day and to keep far away from goats and to never trust the Danish, they were up to no good. True story, swear on the grave of the anonymous soldier!
The fat guy is Seal transport. He get's to the drop zone...they cut him open and Seal Team 6 pops out.
I thought he was going to say "ummm hummm I like french fried tators
Trojan horse!
They throw him off the back of the plane as ordinance lol
Just like in The original Total Recall the little prophet living inside of the resistance fighter
Maybe he's an *elephant* seal.
The way you laid out his story dripping with sarcasm was hella funny. 😂
Quite funny to watch this clip. You can see he's almost immediately on the back foot, and there's a look of glazed anxiety in his eyes because he realises this guy knows what he's talking about and has probably been a serviceman. You can almost smell the fear and panic he's going to be asked stuff he can't answer or that won't add up.
No, you can't. You're reading negative energy into it from yourself
Anybody who is out there bragging, and wearing all those medals, was never in the military. Or if they were had a dishonorable discharge and have a need for attention.
I used to have a commander that had a ton of courses like jungle operator and jumpmaster paratrooper (brazilian courses). And he didn't used a single medal, he was one of the humblest persons ive ever met
Had a guy at Bragg(82nd) put on Halo wings, forgein jump wings, scuba, horse trained and other ones. He was doing it off post to get laid but everyone still laid into him. He lost the respect of his Joes for that and was repremanded too.
That levels of metals is over the top. I would stop the guy and shake his hand. That would be one impressive man if real. That rack is something else. Figure at that rank he would have a Southeast Asia ribbon as well. Why not.
@Pepi Roni Roni If 2020-2021 didn't show you that corruption is all throughout our government then I don't know what to tell you. Just keep believing anyone and everyone with power has your best interests at heart and if not then it was just a "mistake" because they are "stupid". They are not playing stupid to fool you. Nah! They wouldn't do that. They love the country and the Constitution. That's why you're now considered a terrorist if you don't want to overthrow it with Communism.
@Pepi Roni Roni Inside and out. Different countries and even groups have infiltrated every government ever to exist. Spies don't do what you see in the movies 99.9% of the time. They are usually average people and some are in high positions like Congressmen. It's about infiltration and subversion.
They are allowed to prosper when no one holds them accountable because they believe no one would ever turncoat and sell out their own country for some riches. Funny how most politicians get very rich once getting into office, making many times their salaries. Then they turn around and blame all those problems on the very people they are supposed to serve.
You seriously believe corruption does not exist or just corruption on that massive of a scale?
If there was an attack of jelly doughnuts This dude would be on my team . This dude would give an army of jelly donuts hell . He went to basic training at Krispy kreme.
@Meth Breakfast 😆🤣😂. Yea Chocolate covered long Johns stuffed in his bandoiler.
Haha!!
Bro, I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Your narration is killer.
4:53 Col. Jessup.....hilarious, from A Few Good Men...this still has me rolling rolling rolling, hurting my hernia🤦🏼♂️
If only these guys realized that being in the military is about 10% cool guy stuff and 90% boring, detail filled stuff like layouts and PMCSing gear. When I get out of the military, there’s a lot I’m going to want to forget and never speak about again lol
Bro that's the truth.
yep, I cant even remember how much inventory I did over 9 years. Seems like my entire career was just that.
Were you in the seals?
Oh PMCSing... the tried and true job of every MOS. I swear the motor pool hated us and there was always one HMMWV that someone f'd up when it was returned.
The week I retired I dumped everything except my blues into the trash. I’ve been around active people that I knew while active and when they call me by my previous rank I correct them that my name is…. And remind them that was a different life.
I am a vet, and I am so glad you’re exposing these bums!
Congratulations
Thank you for your service 🙏
I'm a vet and I get people whipping their phones out interrupting my life and screaming stolen valor at me.its happened numerous times. Be careful what you wish for.
@@Survivalist-of-war must be annoying.
@@Guilhermemezari it is. And never once was I even in uniform. Some people are just dumb fucks who need an ass whooping.
JT... this is ****in hilarious!!!! I really needed a laugh, thank ya and keep makin these lol🤣🤣🤣
Now THAT was funny! The Stay-Puft Seal just making stuff up- lmfao “Navy Seal Academy” where he carried a .50 cal 😂 😂
Some of these people are really out of shape and thats being extremely polite.
food babies
150 months pregnant
This is not the forum for politeness soldier. Carry on.
Why do you think they're so insecure in life
Not of that shape is a sack of spuds.
looked up stolen valor today cause I remembered how much my dad enjoyed watching people get called out for it. He served in the national guard, we still have his uniform and boots in my moms closet. I miss him dearly, and its comforting to be able to look at stuff he enjoyed. thank you.
Sorry for your loss
The guard isn't real military
@@poopieinmybuthole3379 the National guard goes to war all the time are you stupid???
And who do you think is coming to save you during a disaster?
@@poopieinmybuthole3379 like fr how dumb are you, do you know how many people in the National guard have fought over seas in every war?
Gone but never forgotten. Bless him and you
I have never served in any military. I can smell it from here,wherever here is,I love you for exposing these idiots!
Oh my God I just discovered your channel! I love watching Don Shipley roast fakes but you cracked me up!!!
That big dude was probably telling the truth. He ate the whole SEAL Team so he's the ultimate Navy Seal by default.
You gain the power of the oppenents you eat? Something like that
Best comment all day
He consumed their life force
I graduated from the Navy SEAL Academy but I did the online version. It’s the same as the in person version so I deserve the same respect.
Same here.
You laugh but there was a time when the Special Forces Q Course could be done at least partially throug correspondence courses and when I deployed with SF in 2003 alot of those guys were grandfathered and still there.
The online version is safer though. It's harder to get cut when crawling under that online barbed wire or shot during the live fire drills, and your keyboard just doesn't give you that same cold, wet, and sandy experience as the surf line at Coronado.
I have seen the 1990 film " Navy Seals " starring Charlie Sheen 30 times ! I know all about being a Seal !! Lol !
@@4thamendment237 lol !! How many words per minute do you have to type to be a Seal ?
6:07 Gain some wait, that's part of his cover..omg I'm rolling...🤦🏼♂️🤣🤣🤣
When I was in the Seal Academy, they issued us flame thrower Derringers, I was in the same class as Jason Bourne was. Were still drinking buddies even to this day.
My wife's ex husband's uncle claimed he was a Seal, they even put on his tombstone that he was a Seal. She got a hold of his discharge papers and he was medically discharged after only 6 months
Ew. Awkward. Well in his mind and memory. Actually said they had to find out.
RIP to that jerkoff
Take a demo hammer that liars stone !
Jeremy dewitte was a navy seal! Maybe they know each other?
@@vieuxacadian9455 Nah just chisel out the part where it says seal, no need to defame a gravestone any further.
The fat guy was not so much the real deal, more like the meal deal.
He is legit, he's in McDonald's special ops
A meal shill.. shaking my fucking head.
He wasn't a Navy Seal, he was a Navy Walrus
Last guy was by far my favorite. He was well interviewed to get BIG details on how the BIGGEST Seals train. This info can definitely be stolen and provided to China and Russia, which can be a HUGE advantage to our country. Hats off to the person doing the interview.
Hahaha “service pistol probably a 50. Maybe a desert eagle” lol. Love it.
Yeah, I remember a guy I knew back in the mid-80's. I was born in '64, and was about 20-21 at the time I knew him. He might have been two years older than me, maybe three years. Kept telling me all about how he was a "Tunnel Rat" in Vietnam. Uh huh, right..... I let him ramble on a few times; and of course his stories kept getting more and more dramatic. So... After a few weeks I asked him when the United States pulled out of Vietnam.... He did not know. I said I understood; because he likely was about age 11 or 12 when we pulled out. He hummed and hawed; thought for a bit, then told me he had been part of the clandestine, Super-Secret Undercover Forces that stayed on in Vietnam, fighting until the early-1980's. Sadly, he was not permitted to talk about it past that point. Right......
i left out the TET part. he said he was in TET during 69.
@@JamesonsTravels Heh, heh, heh. Exactly. My 'ol step-dad was a cook in the Army in WWII. -And there's nothing wrong with that at all. Problem being when we were kids; he'd tell tall stories. Even as a kid, I could tell something was wrong. Noting he fought in the Pacific Theater; he'd tell us kids about the "Screaming Meme's". That being the Japanese Zero, which had sirens on it when it dove. Uhm, wow. How wrong is that; pretty much on 3-4 different levels... I started seriously reading re: WWII, mostly to prove him wrong on this type of thing. I stopped the passive-aggressive BS after a few years and completely embarassing him; went on to really enjoy WWII history. He also ceased with the stories. As an aside, it was the Stuka which had the sirens in the early stages of the war, and a "Screaming Meme" was the six-barreled rocket launcher (Nebelwerfer) the Germans used. Anyway; "Exactly" re: the 'Tet Offensive. I was there too ! Being born in '64, it's notable I was one of the younger soldiers. It's all classified, can't talk about it !
They are sick in the head.
I pity them even if my sympathy goes for the people who deserved these medals and who never wear them.
(Sorry, i'm not a native speaker)
Sounds like you met Frank Dux's brother, lol!
@Ralph Goober Heh, heh, heh; exactly. I've met plenty of "Snipers". Uh huh, right.... Flapping their mouths at a bar re: how they used their .308 "Back in the day", etc. etc. 'course then you ask them how many grains are in a gram (15.43, BTW), and they don't know a blanking thing. I have bordering upon ZERO military service. Just AFROTC in college; had a pilot slot, lost it right as I graduated due to a heart murmur. So, no UPT for me re: 1986. Anyway, yeah, uh..... Even with just having been ROTC, and Air Force at that (no insult at all; but that's really almost civilian) and I still recall my AFSC. 92TX, Pilot Candidate, and I emphasize the candidate. Four-digit alpha-numeric for officers (and officer CANDIDATES (me)), five-digit alpha-numeric for enlisted. Sooo..... Yeah. Anyone with a clue, even with any absolute Dang near zero service to begin with is not going to go around shooting their mouth off about it.
You will be able to tell who has the true service (and this is NOT me) by the way they act and talk. Which generally means they are not going to go around shooting their ignorant, morbidly obese rears off re: how they were this and that. And then when you ask them for details; they say they don't like to talk about it, it's classified, etc. Right..... Complete BS.
The secret code for Special Forces is telling random people that you're in Special Forces. Ironic, right?
You'll never know if somebody is in a spec ops team or not
🤣🤣🤣 that was Awesome!
You're not really in SF unless you publish a book about all of your top secret missions though it would seem.
The perfect cover, no one thinks that an SO guy runs around advertising it. They are SNEAKY
I was aquaintanted with a guy who told me at least once, "I'm a spy."
I also knew a kid in high school who told everyone, "My dad's a spy".
It's a rule that most civilians don't know about, each Seal Team needs a beachball.
LOL I love this. I really needed a good laugh, thank you!
He said he seen the world trade towers fall. This dude looks like he can do the quarter mile in a month or 2.
He served on a gravy boat.
I witnessed the 1st tower fall, but I was driving truck on the Jersey Pike !
@@corbettmanley932 Are you telling people you was in the military?
@@scottiewiseman1192 truck driver on the NJTP when the 1st tower collapsed.
We all saw the twin towers fall.
"Service pistol.. Probably a desert eagle" omg! Jameson travels keep it coming man, your play by play is comedy gold
"Navy Seal Academy". 🤣 OMFG I just about Pi$$Ed myself on this one.
I love watching you react to these damn superheroes you are lucky enough to find, I always get a laugh...
It creeps me out every time one of these halfwits carry on relentlessly with their lies.There was a kid in my college who would brag endlessly about prison life. Like he did hard time. Everyone would laugh in his face, but day after day the stories persisted. The guy was 17 years old.
That's the phrase I was looking for to describe these Assholes. Creeps me out.
🤣🤣🤣
Stolen Valor is proof that bullying is a good thing sometimes. These people should be ridiculed.
They were bullied that's why they have to pretend they were badass
why so many stolen valor peeps look autistic or mentally handicap
@@actioncinematech6476 because a lot are or have severe mental disorders. But I guess they think that it's funny to bully someone with down syndrome! Usually that makes you a scumbag!
This isn't bullying. Bullying is abusing someone for no apparent reason. The reason here is apparent. Not bullying at all, just calling a spade a spade.
@@steveking9146 so it's ok to bully someone who is autistic if they give you a reason to bully them?
I love your videos brother, keep em up, I served in the navy 2013 to 2017 and they made an attempt to change our rates to be called NOSs, didnt last too long
Your hilarious bro love how you do the fakes point of view and make it look absolutely ridiculous keep on keeping on my man !
I think “take out the big terrorists” is every little kids preferred MOS.
I’m not in MOS I’m in CIA
Navy Seal ACADEMY LMAOOOO
@@buttneked3963 lmao
That one guy "Navy Seal Academy" lmao looks like he tried to eat an entire aircraft carrier mess hall.
Aircraft Carriers have two mess decks,you can double up on sliders
First time I was stationed on Ft. Campbell in 1986 I was a member 1st Brigade of the 101st. The transportation unit was 1040th still under that designation from the old World War 2 and Korean War Glider pilots. They had traded the gliders for trucks in the 1950s after Korea. Modern day it was mainly an all female unit driving the trucks. So yes, there was that too. Change of scenery other than sitiing across from the tables facing hundreds of other guys.
Their mess hall used to face our Brigade mess. Half the time when we were stateside in the 80s we would eat with them if we wanted short order burgers and fries or similar.
That guy definitely looks like all he does is go out on missions
His T.O. weapon was a 16" gun. LOL
LMMFAO, Howard!
That last dude was on Meal Team 6. He was tasked with raiding McDonald's.
“A bunch of Chris Farley lookalikes roll out…” F’in hilarious visual! Lol😂😂😂
FYI: "Taking Out Terrorists" is codenamed "tater TOT".
By Tor lmao
lmfao
That's my code name
Lol!!
@@dennistate9951 well damn.. now i need a new safe word....
Dude at 4:58: "I served in the gravy seals. My colonel's name was Sanders".
Jameson……….The little bastard boat comes in and a bunch of Chris Farley lookalikes roll out and ratta tat tat ratta tat tat bing bing bing.
That’s some funny shat right there!
lol. 😂👍🏽love the outstanding commentary. Lmao 🤣 “so what your saying is. Your a full bird Kernel 20yrs. You were like F! It. I’m going to Buds. Lol
Lol.😂🤔. Stop it. “Yea. Navy Seal academy?🤔🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣
My late father was not a Navy Seal but he was a sailor on the Tacloban serving in the Pacific in WW II. He served his country during wartime with honor and integrity. I find it absolutely disgusting what these stolen valor jerks do. They should be ashamed of themselves!!
Shame is a foreign concept to these people.
I was called out on my military service once , the guy asked me what my mos was and I said what is an mos ? He thought he had me , the Navy calls it a rating , just a little fun fact for all of you stolen valor hunters .
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HAHAHA same here.. and it surprised me because, in my case, he was a corpsman.. asked me my MOS and I said "didn't have one Buddy, but my RATE was RM..." then he "called me" on it saying " F*'N Liar! RM isn't a rating, do you mean B460? or C260?" and I had to inform him that I didn't have a clue as I served from '88 to '92 and they didn't changed the ratings to numeric until 1998... I had to look up the numbers and neither of those two ratings had anything to do with my rating... LOL things change so much..
@@carltonshell1964 Maybe HE was the fraud. Corpsmen, including the ones spending their career with the FMF know better.
@@robertf3479 good point! never even considered questioning him.
That last guy was legit. He served honorably under Colonel Sanders in the Battle of the Buffet in ‘03
I died laughing so many times. 😂😂😂 great video
Love how you played along. I was in a gun store with my coworker (he was former navy) and the guy behind the counter was talking about how he was a seal (the liars always go for team 6) and after a good conversation where my coworker weaved a trap got the guy to admit he was never in service.
I know two guys who were seals and they never talk about being seals unless they are around other guys who served or you ask them.
@@Moadar ain't that the truth, I worked for a guy that was an SO before being a contractor and he wouldn't even talk about being in the Navy till I said I was.
Why do impersonators never say they were in seal charlie team. Where they did the real cool stuff. A lot of practicing. They get the water for the bravo team guys when they are practicing. They do a lot of menial tasks, check hammers and screwdrivers out, just hang out a lot. A lot of them actually do private sector service work full time and just are seals part time.
Was this dude 200 lbs overweight? Most of these fools are so out of shape it's so hard for me to believe an actual Navy Seal would let themselves go like this.
@@prepare4storms807in my experience in order to be promoted to chief you gotta put in some serious work to up the calories
Pies don’t eat themselves
Old Mark Johnston was one of my favorites of your Village Idiots videos...probably second only to the drunk who served four years in Vietnam and four years in Korea and his MOS was to kill and survive.
Oh yeah Jack, I love the Vietnam Vet who know karate and whiskey. Reminds me of some guys I saw as a kid.
That was taken at Liberty University in Lynchburg Va.. I was there
@@jasonirvine4926 liberty is a christian university? the soldier calling him out is a little hardcore for a nice Christian university
@@scottschnell851 yes LU is a Christian University. I live 5 mons from campus. My kid(s) graduated from there. Just because it's a Christian University doesn't mean the person taking the video goes there. It was a graduation event. Anyone could be there
@@jasonirvine4926 I hear great things about the university, wouldn't mind sending mine there if everything is normal in about 15 years.
I’m laughing so hard about the fully auto .50 cal that I’m literally crying!
Sir your commentary is pristine. It is hilarious. 😂
Stolen valor guys are ALWAYS SF guys. Never a wheeled vehicle mechanic or anything like that
I was comms.... I get a kick out of every time I meet somebody ex military, dang!, there's a lot of Navy Seals and Delta Force dudes where I live, LOL.... if you served, be proud of what you did.
True, if one were to honestly try and steal valor, why not choose something that no one will ever question? Like... finance.
@@danaolsongaming shut up, you're giving people tactics bro.
@ Samuel Hirosky -- Right? Their MOS is always like 18Z. You never get like a 92G who "can't really talk about what I did, because, you know, it's classified." 😉
I was a 37B Wheel and Yrack Vehicle Mechanic...that must make me legit.
"Meal Team 6 requesting assistance!
We need two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda STAT!"
Underrated comment and good meme reference
I was looking for this. thank you 😂😂😂😂😂
C-130 can handle that drop.
Jameson you break me every time 😂😂😂😂
Thank you!
Wait for the "On my last ship...". Those are the best stories! 😁😅😅😅😆
I served for 22 years. Regular Army (RA) one thing we all know. Operators will NEVER tell you they did anything. They will tell you they flipped burgers at BK.
The perfect cover, no one thinks that an SO guy runs around advertising it. They are SNEAKY
Drove an ice cream truck on base.
Facts!
Ain't nothin' but a thing and a chicken wing eaten at burger king!
REAL operators are quiet professionals.
“Jabba the Hutt” pure fucking gold…….
Jabba the Hutt... Pizza the Hut same thing
Gotta admit it would be a pretty good cover though.
More like Pizza The Hut!
I almost fell out of my truck with the jabba the hut as part of his cover! Ahahaha
Dude im dying 😅😅😅 “black ops jason bourne, you arent even a civilian anymore youve just disappeared”
Way, way back when I spent 2 yrs in the army, drafted. To this day I get embarrassed if someone thanks me for my service. I literally did nothing but move paper, pick up cigarette butts, paint rocks, etc.. For all that, I got paid, fed, and got money for college, home loan, and learned to tie my shoes correctly. Don't know what to say about these fools, just shake my head. God bless all the service members.
Mr. Meal Team Six at the end had me laughing too hard.😊
Meal Team Six, we need a General Tsos delivery ASAP on our position danger close!
I’ve started binge watching your videos and love em, I’m not a military man but would sure love to have a beer with you 👍
His MOS was so secret, the Seals had to hide it in one of 700 random pizzas
It was lost forever in his rolls
I just learned that we Marines have been using the wrong weapon. I guess I'll give up my M16A4 service rifle for a bolt action.
Those darn budget cuts…
Didn't you know that the M4 is a bolt action? Thats what gravy train said...
You ever notice that every SV motherfucker is always some SF unit, lmfao not ever anything logical 😂
Damn i knew something was wrong lol
You do that bro and I'll give up my m60 and grab my 38 snubnose and I'll meet you in the chow hall. We gonna change our mos to " Go after the bad guys"
Chesty Pullar level!! Ha ha ha ha ha you make me laugh! You’re great dude!
You have the best dry sense of humor!!!
"I'm what the young guys call an old-timer." .... Bro, you're a corpse 😂
Being studied by historians in Egypt lol
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*Buddy I need some dam Air Support*
@@proger1960 where you at my guy
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The middle of Afghanistan
Your reacts are getting better, its nice to see the evolution of your videos, keep up the good work!
Thanks Boots. I never was a camera guy. Being more myself in the videos now that I am progressing
@@JamesonsTravels keep it up
Keep it up
I want to be in the marines when I get 18 I am going to try to Enlist I am 13 rn
@@rbj_gaming_yt3476 I was your age when I realized I wanted to be a Marine.. best decision I ever made I'm 47 now.. I miss it. I'm planning a trip to Parris island soon to watch graduation. Haven't been there since 1998.
Simper FI! future Devil Dog!
Yeah the Navys rifle PT with a 50 cal. He has natural body armor too. Also he probably wrote the SEAL training manual on drownproofing. You absolutely can't sink with all that blubber.
“Sidearm probably also a .50 maybe a desert eagle” best line for sure
I personally always packed an A-10 Warthog in by boot just in case I ran out of ammo for my F-15 Eagle.