Top 10 Stolen Valor Moments

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  • When a civilian wears a military uniform, or falsely claims to be in the military, it's a felony crime known as "stolen valor". Here are the top ten most outrageous stolen valor moments. You have to see this to believe it! Don't forget to like & subscribe fore brand new Top 10 Lists every day!
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  • @edwardedman7682
    @edwardedman7682 Před 4 lety +6604

    That chubby one is basically Peter Griffin pretending to be a soldier.

    • @saifm1117
      @saifm1117 Před 4 lety +191

      😂 Seems like what Peter griffin would do... But if this was Peter he would've punched him and ran away.

    • @SUPERNOVA0360
      @SUPERNOVA0360 Před 4 lety +5

      @@edwardedman7682 lies

    • @thaddeuswexler2465
      @thaddeuswexler2465 Před 4 lety +20

      He was in another video as well he said the exact same thing

    • @SUPERNOVA0360
      @SUPERNOVA0360 Před 4 lety

      @@thaddeuswexler2465 who?

    • @obeytoonsnews5346
      @obeytoonsnews5346 Před 4 lety +1

      gettin free beer

  • @toastydangles654
    @toastydangles654 Před 4 lety +5907

    “We put the flag on the front to let our enemies know that America is coming” lmao whaaaat.

    • @supermonstah666
      @supermonstah666 Před 4 lety +217

      in our unit it's allowed.
      "but what's your unit?"
      I can't share that information.

    • @glaiydan
      @glaiydan Před 4 lety +249

      That is scripted, they are both actually in the military, it's a joke.

    • @rrdads
      @rrdads Před 4 lety +11

      its cool man, its cool...

    • @dylanmundschau6117
      @dylanmundschau6117 Před 4 lety +54

      The flag is backward because we are always moving forward

    • @jet2550
      @jet2550 Před 4 lety +12

      I’m Aussie and I know that American soldiers have their flags with the stripes facing their line, and the stars going to the enemy line

  • @semperfiblackjack6062
    @semperfiblackjack6062 Před 9 měsíci +96

    I am a former Marine who served in Vietnam. I am also retired, CIA. I remember once in South Florida, a young kid claiming he was Marine asked me about my USMC vet hat. He wanted to know what I did in the Marines. When I told him I was in the Air Wing, he said, "You mean Air Force." No USMC Air Wing. He said "the Marines do not have an Air wing. He then accused me of Stolen Valor. I just finally walked away, shaking my head. I never knew if he was a very uniformed/stupid Marine or was stealing valor.

    • @Jarhead1086
      @Jarhead1086 Před 2 měsíci +12

      I thought we all knew about the Air Wingers. I'm guessing stolen Valor. Or his GT score on his ASVAB was 1

    • @themessiah7542
      @themessiah7542 Před 24 dny +2

      @@jared1394not gonna defend him because i seriously have no clue but as far as i know it's pretty common for service members to join law enforcement and intelligence agencies when they get out of the military, in the UK we have an ex security service/MI5 surveillance officer who has wrote multiple books and done a couple interviews (vetted by his former employers) named tom marcus (fake name) and he was in the military before transitioning to MI5

    • @Bldzera
      @Bldzera Před 24 dny

      i have the canadian militsry pants doesnt have anything on them my friend gave rhem to me when i was like 15 i wore them a few times as a teenager bc i genuinly just liked how they looked, didnt realise it was this serious if u wear them deffinetly will never wear them again😂😂

  • @jameskim9144
    @jameskim9144 Před 6 měsíci +84

    “You’re on profile.”
    “Umm..I low profile.” LOL

  • @legoanakin730
    @legoanakin730 Před 4 lety +5324

    This is disrespectful to men who served in the clone wars

  • @Nate-kc2wf
    @Nate-kc2wf Před 4 lety +4979

    “Who was your CO?
    Uhhh, General Shepherd”

    • @E_B_C_OG
      @E_B_C_OG Před 4 lety +148

      Ńāťé I bet he took that from Modern Warfare 2s Antagonist General Shepherd 😂😂

    • @muhammadazamkhan2221
      @muhammadazamkhan2221 Před 4 lety +20

      Burnt Chicken Nugget word😂😂😂

    • @alexburt8608
      @alexburt8608 Před 4 lety +28

      Private Ryan?

    • @rogueraccoon1840
      @rogueraccoon1840 Před 4 lety +12

      So he's with the bad guy then he's a traitor to the U.S.

    • @tryeasy1634
      @tryeasy1634 Před 4 lety +5

      Burnt Chicken Nugget lol that’s commander Shepherd

  • @thaxbest2180
    @thaxbest2180 Před 5 měsíci +39

    “Don’t you walk out in traffic and get hit by a car! You take off my uniform”! “Yes sir” 😂 I’m dead asf

  • @americanmuscleup2497
    @americanmuscleup2497 Před 6 měsíci +29

    “I go out on misssions” 😂😂😂😂😂 and the “casual Friday dude took me out” 😅😂😂😂

  • @cashmoneyzo3589
    @cashmoneyzo3589 Před 4 lety +6234

    “wE pUt ThE fLag On The FroNt Of uS sO thEy kNow AmEricAs cOmInG” mans was lost for words after that😂

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 Před 4 lety +123

      Scammy Drop I cant stop laughing please help.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw Před 4 lety +16

      @@fz7091 *no*

    • @replicas10
      @replicas10 Před 4 lety +21

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @HIKIZURII
      @HIKIZURII Před 4 lety +98

      I think that one was a joke, I remember obama calls him

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 4 lety +1

      I died a little on the inside 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @redpanda3339
    @redpanda3339 Před 4 lety +30078

    Imagine a fake soldier enters a restaurant full of real soldiers.. that'll be fun to watch🤔

    • @jaredgagnon7342
      @jaredgagnon7342 Před 4 lety +1844

      I'd watch that over Endgame.

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 Před 4 lety +1451

      Jared Gagnon That is the endgame... At least for that guy

    • @roguescape
      @roguescape Před 4 lety +284

      @@m1a1abramstank49 yep I would want a before and after photo it would most likely look like 1st photo ugly face after photo dirt with a stone slab that say he didn't fight a real battle but he fought in battle of the gut bulge then r.i.p

    • @Ron_Delle
      @Ron_Delle Před 4 lety +101

      Inglorious Bastards

    • @jadenlohman6123
      @jadenlohman6123 Před 4 lety +57

      It really would and for me ill be leaving for fort leonard wood base in Missouri for basic on October 22 12 Bravo

  • @christopherelsworth9559
    @christopherelsworth9559 Před 9 měsíci +27

    “Casual Friday in my unit” is one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever heard

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Před měsícem

      I ain't even a veteran and can already tell thats fake

    • @jewdakriis1785
      @jewdakriis1785 Před 7 dny

      @@Spiralredd its a skit. they are both legit

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Před 7 dny

      @@jewdakriis1785 good. Acting like military when you're not is horrible

    • @aoomerjee
      @aoomerjee Před 5 dny

      😂😂

  • @smokinsymbiotes
    @smokinsymbiotes Před 8 měsíci +23

    “standard issued k9”
    i LOST it

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Před měsícem +3

      😂 yeah I come from a long line of military men who tell me how it is I don't think so

    • @juveaccount
      @juveaccount Před 27 dny +1

      Hes trained to smell😂😂😂😂

    • @Sebastian-fg8wc
      @Sebastian-fg8wc Před 26 dny

      @@juveaccountsmell human piss 😂

  • @hornetshavenig2536
    @hornetshavenig2536 Před 4 lety +3095

    “Why aren’t you wearing your army pants”
    “It’s casual Friday” 😂🤣

  • @juanpena2919
    @juanpena2919 Před 4 lety +3992

    “This my standard issued canine”
    *chihuahua looks hella confused*

  • @Fredito8486
    @Fredito8486 Před 7 měsíci +26

    17:10 "Because of the missions that we go on we're required to be faster" 😂

  • @thomastaylor6699
    @thomastaylor6699 Před 7 měsíci +43

    I have a deep respect for anyone serving in the special forces. It takes a very special commitment to train either as a seal, or a army ranger. I would be upset with people who claim to be an elite fighting force, and they turn out to be liars.

  • @cameronchanning9468
    @cameronchanning9468 Před 5 lety +8303

    The real crime here is the amount of ads in this video

    • @andrewacosta8084
      @andrewacosta8084 Před 5 lety +136

      Get premium peasant.

    • @cameronchanning9468
      @cameronchanning9468 Před 5 lety +271

      Andrew Acosta : What a waste of money, I could literally just install an adblocker for free, I’m just too lazy

    • @swetbob6738
      @swetbob6738 Před 5 lety +116

      @@cameronchanning9468 just skip to the end of the Video and Restart it

    • @siLence-84
      @siLence-84 Před 5 lety +4

      Truth

    • @nothingob121
      @nothingob121 Před 5 lety +26

      CZcams demonitized this! They did something right!

  • @JakeIannarino
    @JakeIannarino Před 4 lety +2938

    when he said he was wearing jeans because his platoon had "casual Friday" I almost fell out of my chair.

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 Před 4 lety +9

      I know the feeling, I almost started channeling Angry Cops... he's pretty rough when it comes to roasts.

    • @yaboiit5515
      @yaboiit5515 Před 4 lety +62

      Jake Iannarino bro that one had to be fake 😂😂 had me rollin 🤣

    • @2d40
      @2d40 Před 4 lety +8

      We had casual Fridays at Ft Lewis.

    • @lovelysunshinee6646
      @lovelysunshinee6646 Před 4 lety +37

      Jake Iannarino also with the “standard issued K9” comment I cried

    • @alyshamadrigal
      @alyshamadrigal Před 4 lety +51

      I feel like they were actually friends and making fun of the type that would fake being soilders Lol

  • @RidinWithSlydz
    @RidinWithSlydz Před 9 měsíci +8

    I once served FOUR consecutive combat tours at WALMART on Black Friday. I was a door watch technical specialist.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Před měsícem

      I mean hey black Friday has lots of enemy activity I thank you for your service 😂

  • @dieselviper7811
    @dieselviper7811 Před 21 dnem +6

    The casual Friday one has to be a skit

  • @fvrs3411
    @fvrs3411 Před 4 lety +2240

    The guy who faked the phone call was incredibly cringe worthy.

    • @noahjackl2240
      @noahjackl2240 Před 4 lety +77

      TheStoneThatRolls Yeah that one was by far the worst. All of the other ones were either extremely lazy, the guy was clearly mentally disabled, were hilariously bad, or completely shut down when confronted. That one was just different though, like that dude was really trying to build a whole story and get away with it

    • @acealban
      @acealban Před 4 lety +45

      If I was a phony........ I wouldn’t be wearing this uniform!
      Logic 100

    • @Foxhound1Nine
      @Foxhound1Nine Před 4 lety +6

      I could tell by the replies of most they were either retarded or just plain fried from too much drugs.

    • @popeyeandstraussmx4165
      @popeyeandstraussmx4165 Před 4 lety +5

      TheStoneThatRolls you can see when he pulled it up it just showed a lock screen

    • @shilohclark3577
      @shilohclark3577 Před 4 lety +11

      @@welcometothemovies9157 she yelled to the marine to say stop yelling since he's being loud

  • @logoviimatia6848
    @logoviimatia6848 Před 5 lety +5477

    I served in Nuketown for 12 months and lost so many of my brothers

    • @ericstone9493
      @ericstone9493 Před 5 lety +107

      logovii matia I feel your pain brother.

    • @kcarr9058
      @kcarr9058 Před 5 lety +178

      logovii matia I lost my brother Soap on one campaign. And then I lost my homie Harper on another campaign. 😔🤘🏽💔

    • @jpp4566
      @jpp4566 Před 5 lety +52

      I have right here my standard issue k9 that’s trained to smell so you better watch out

    • @ethandoesfitness7670
      @ethandoesfitness7670 Před 5 lety +13

      logovii matia that’s not funny

    • @jpp4566
      @jpp4566 Před 5 lety +33

      Ethan Kilmer you’re right your face is funnier

  • @Struwelpeter62
    @Struwelpeter62 Před 5 měsíci +11

    17:19 "I'm Low Profile" I just about busted a gut laughing at that one.

  • @natalyd9674
    @natalyd9674 Před 9 měsíci +18

    It's disturbing and angering at the same time. I don't think these people are playing with a full deck, yet being dishonest about something people sacrificed their lives over is unacceptable.

    • @NovaProspekt19
      @NovaProspekt19 Před 20 dny

      It's wrong, angering, and sometimes pitifully funny. "I'm on low profile"

  • @dylanguzman1521
    @dylanguzman1521 Před 4 lety +1808

    "ALl i dO Is gO OuT oN mIsSIoNs"

  • @morganpetersen3063
    @morganpetersen3063 Před 4 lety +1242

    “I went to the White House. They hooked me up wit this.”

  • @KirDbDy
    @KirDbDy Před 9 měsíci +5

    Dude said, “I’m low profile”. I spat my coffee all over😂. These guys are nuts with their stories

  • @Ashpari
    @Ashpari Před 9 měsíci +12

    I just wanted to pay my respects to all the military veterans and the ones that are currently serving and those that gave their life serving this country you deserve much more respect and much more love.
    Thank you for serving your country in allowing me to live a very comfortable humble life.

  • @shotarcherz1690
    @shotarcherz1690 Před 3 lety +2116

    “We put the flag on the middle so the enemies know America is coming” 😂

    • @mrx6684
      @mrx6684 Před 3 lety +98

      That dude is dumber than a shoe

    • @paranoyaaka3967
      @paranoyaaka3967 Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂

    • @jerryhanson3903
      @jerryhanson3903 Před 3 lety +46

      I like the part when he mentions being in the jungle 😂

    • @hm-yu6tw
      @hm-yu6tw Před 3 lety +11

      yes we want them to see us coming

    • @nathanjoseph2216
      @nathanjoseph2216 Před 3 lety +24

      Hell yea brother. American flag on the front and standard issue K-9 trained to sniff right by your side.

  • @slashbeats3989
    @slashbeats3989 Před 5 lety +2400

    "If I was a phony, then I wouldn't be wearing this uniform."
    *IQ 100*
    *SPEECH 100*

  • @trade2133
    @trade2133 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I feel like the kid in his brothers uniform was just a bit slow. He admitted he wasn’t in the army and that it’s his brothers uniform. The guy seemed like a bully to me.
    A kid in my street used to run around in his dad’s old beret when we played commandos. Feels like a similar thing here..

  • @husaynalquaid1195
    @husaynalquaid1195 Před 9 měsíci +4

    (18:25) Dude was so flabbergasted he couldn't even speak 🤣

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před 4 lety +2989

    “What’s up with the flag right there?” “This flag is uh, the American flag.”

    • @zaptheking3942
      @zaptheking3942 Před 4 lety +150

      Alex Crawford hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @SUPERNOVA0360
      @SUPERNOVA0360 Před 4 lety +11

      @@zaptheking3942 no u

    • @zaptheking3942
      @zaptheking3942 Před 4 lety +17

      Forever Young
      *UNO REVERSE CARD* 🔃

    • @razoredge6476
      @razoredge6476 Před 4 lety +10

      Preppy suburban white boys join the Military to try to give them the balls and toughness that they do not and will not ever have

    • @Cob-Fpl
      @Cob-Fpl Před 4 lety

      @@zaptheking3942 buzz lightyear ahaha

  • @yvsmyg
    @yvsmyg Před 4 lety +1896

    “uh i got this for jumping out of a helicopter” 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 Před 4 lety +63

      jinsbigtoe after saying he got it for jumping outta a plane lmao

    • @Taiyokaii
      @Taiyokaii Před 4 lety +5

      Bruh moment

    • @Bigboylando
      @Bigboylando Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @lesbethtacioni1733
      @lesbethtacioni1733 Před 4 lety +14

      Ive done 17 jumps where's mine!

    • @blake9463
      @blake9463 Před 4 lety

      jinsbigtoe wow that would mean every single solder would get that after training cause don’t you normally do that for training in the military I’m not too sure

  • @andysss_play
    @andysss_play Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Are you on profile?"
    -"i'm low profile"
    I'M DEAD!!! XD

  • @barry1122
    @barry1122 Před 9 měsíci +3

    'This is an American Flag' 'and im ready for action, ready to take the enemy down', 'i got this for jumping from an airplane with a parashoot' 😂😂😂

  • @nukanszn8237
    @nukanszn8237 Před 4 lety +897

    “I had four fckn brothers who died with this tat on their arm.. and hes wearing it.. AND HE NEVER EARNED THAT M’FUCKER” bruh i felt the conviction in his voice

  • @essem6366
    @essem6366 Před 4 lety +1432

    "Why's your flag so low on your shoulder? It should be up here."
    ".....Got me on that one, bud."
    THE CRINGE, IT HURTS

    • @nexxyyy1
      @nexxyyy1 Před 4 lety +6

      Essem this crime should be punished by death. Period. People die to gain those ranks and these scums do nothing and wear a uniform.

    • @essem6366
      @essem6366 Před 4 lety +40

      @@nexxyyy1 Death? I personally disagree. But based on these videos, more needs to be done to teach these shits to not do it. Public humiliation maybe, but not death. Let the punishment fit the crime. But I'm obviously not a veteran or serving (hopefully one day) so I can't always understand their perspectives on the issue.

    • @luckylefty81
      @luckylefty81 Před 4 lety +1

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL I know I wanted to smack him through my screen

    • @clarenceboddiker9559
      @clarenceboddiker9559 Před 4 lety +3

      Totally uncomfortable watching this fat slob fumble through this

    • @b-ner2616
      @b-ner2616 Před 4 lety +1

      @@inmymouf2656 i think some of them might have been a parody of the one at 6:00
      There is no way it wasn't but if it actually wasn't a parody then noah needs to get the boat

  • @dirkdufflp11
    @dirkdufflp11 Před 9 měsíci +7

    "With the flag being on the side, the enemy can't tell it's America when we're coming at them so we put it on the front of us to let them know America is on their way." 18:12 got me. I had to pause and LOL🤣

  • @zencoyotegrimgrin
    @zencoyotegrimgrin Před 2 měsíci +4

    "standard issue k9" had me rolling
    😄

  • @rt616
    @rt616 Před 4 lety +1763

    “YOURE NOT A VETERAN, don’t walk into traffic. YOURE NOT A VETERAN”

  • @semiyhan
    @semiyhan Před 4 lety +1281

    “This flag right here is the.. American flag”
    Imagine

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Před 9 měsíci +3

    I remember serving in the Koprulu Sector against the Zerg Swarm for 2 tours, one in New Gettysburg and one in Chau Sara before the planet was destroyed by the Protoss auxiliary forces. It's been hard since discharge. Sometimes when I ride my vulture bike and I can still hear the spidermines... I shutter every time.

    • @turalmirzaliev1232
      @turalmirzaliev1232 Před měsícem

      I was stationed in Mar Sara when the zerg first attacked
      I was deployed in the battle for char under general Warfield
      We lost many good men that day

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod Před měsícem

      @@turalmirzaliev1232 🫡

  • @broccoliboy9673
    @broccoliboy9673 Před 8 měsíci +5

    7:44 As a soldier who severed in star command for 6 years I can confirm he’s accurate

  • @jph752
    @jph752 Před 4 lety +14523

    Imagine a kid dressed as a soldier trick or treating on one these dudes doors at Halloween:
    Soldier : "WHERE DID YOU SERREVE"

    • @flarexero2161
      @flarexero2161 Před 4 lety +2367

      Kid: " I served in the Kitkat platoon for about a year, on my 7th birthday I was transferred into the Reeses ranks 2nd division."

    • @jackhenlo2181
      @jackhenlo2181 Před 4 lety +56

      Lmao

    • @mzhuyt9232
      @mzhuyt9232 Před 4 lety +123

      Serreved at home

    • @aqko7507
      @aqko7507 Před 4 lety +418

      Kid: I served at my cousins 🏠
      Soldier: what rank are you
      Kid: none
      Soldier: who’s your general?
      Kid: my cousins older brother
      *soldier realising its halloween*
      😅😅😐😯😅

    • @jph752
      @jph752 Před 4 lety +14

      Flare Xero hahaha

  • @Airwr3ck
    @Airwr3ck Před 4 lety +5244

    The punishment should be to have to serve in the real military.

    • @r1zzy_113
      @r1zzy_113 Před 4 lety +71

      jkjkjk 3 2 1 battlefield bad company 3 confirmed

    • @YoutubeMusic-dn7hg
      @YoutubeMusic-dn7hg Před 4 lety +148

      Wouldn't that make them actual soldiers ?
      What you meant to say was go through hell week like the seals do

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 Před 4 lety +84

      And then watch them cry when they get yelled at by the "mean scawy dwill sergeants"

    • @notasas9882
      @notasas9882 Před 4 lety +60

      I agree. However, I don’t want to be stuck in basic for 13 weeks with people who’ll quit because they found out how hard it actually is to earn the valor they stole

    • @ashtonsenko536
      @ashtonsenko536 Před 4 lety +7

      Kayla Goodwin hehe.. dwill sergeants.

  • @lllllllllllIllI
    @lllllllllllIllI Před měsícem +1

    The “standard issued K9” sent me howling 😂😂

  • @Joeybehr1
    @Joeybehr1 Před 9 měsíci +1

    7:54 just killed me.. couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

  • @towmater7081
    @towmater7081 Před 4 lety +1188

    The one guy really is a ranger. He eats anything ranging from tortas to cheese burgers

    • @JHUNTUNR
      @JHUNTUNR Před 4 lety +8

      Hey man once you’re free it’s time to relax lol

    • @bogus69
      @bogus69 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmaooooo. Bro that had me weak

    • @Locopueblo
      @Locopueblo Před 4 lety

      Wow disrespecting a Army Ranger. Your mama must be so proud. Hold on lemme wake her up and ask her.

    • @TheGrandMaster110
      @TheGrandMaster110 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Locopueblo You must be fun at parties.

    • @mydude7374
      @mydude7374 Před 4 lety +2

      What's a torta

  • @liz12276
    @liz12276 Před 4 lety +1547

    Did he just say “casual Friday” ?
    I’m dead 😵

    • @mr.nobody68
      @mr.nobody68 Před 4 lety +18

      My company had something like a casual Friday 4 times when I was in Germany. We wore all civilian clothes that day.
      Company Commander wouldn't let you mix Army and Civi though. AR670-1 says you can wear the PT jacket, the fleece jacket, and the PT hat with civies but our Commander didn't allow it

    • @charlesechols5043
      @charlesechols5043 Před 4 lety +18

      Lmao that one is a joke it’s so obvious

    • @liz12276
      @liz12276 Před 4 lety +10

      J P thank you for your service to our country!🇺🇸 and thanks for the education on military code! My brother in law was 82nd Airborne/Fort Bragg and for a long time was a Golden Night!

    • @mamacupcake3090
      @mamacupcake3090 Před 4 lety +1

      I read this the same time he said it

    • @talonacord5903
      @talonacord5903 Před 4 lety +4

      J P thank you for your service!🇺🇸

  • @damonthomas2975
    @damonthomas2975 Před 23 dny +2

    Who TF cares? The fact that you can get this upset about someone being thanked for service he didn't do just shows you do it for that admiration he's receiving and not because you want to serve and protect your country. The military nowadays still has more dignity and decency than most police officers but this generation of people thinking they need to be applauded and have everyone hear their stories just makes me sick. This is just not a country I can blindly support anymore. It's about time the elite take their rightful place in this world.

  • @monferno666
    @monferno666 Před 8 měsíci +4

    "This is my standard issued k-9" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EvilAmy_
    @EvilAmy_ Před 4 lety +7619

    It's awesome to me how real soldiers can pin-point the smallest mistakes with the uniform.

    • @steelwill4170
      @steelwill4170 Před 4 lety +711

      They seem small, but they're all mistakes any NCO can spot them from 30 feet away without any effort, outside with no PC/Cover you're gettin chewed out, Blue Cord with no Blue discs? Marine badges on army uniforms? You can't not notice once you've been in, it just screams at you lol

    • @vanessaflores5379
      @vanessaflores5379 Před 4 lety +462

      Because we're drilled with regulations from the start lmao

    • @jschools1392
      @jschools1392 Před 4 lety +227

      It’s basically because everything is so exact that it makes it easy to spot something wrong. Also what really blows my mind is how all these fakes don’t even take the time to look up how to wear the ACU on Wikipedia. Like, it’s all there and yet they still manage to mess it up. Probably the most cringe worthy thing I’ve ever seen in real life was on 4th of July when I saw a guy wearing a combat shirt with a ranger tab with blue jeans. I asked him if he served and he said he’s still in and so I mentioned how weird it is to see someone wearing an ACS in public and he said “nah man this isn’t ACS this is MULTICAM” and when I told him it wasn’t he was like “dude you wouldn’t understand you’re not special forces” and then everything went downhill from there.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin Před 4 lety +47

      They get taught discipline and ti study all of those small things. If these dopes were in the military they would of been receiving a worse punishment then being video taped

    • @celf994
      @celf994 Před 4 lety

      Steel Will boy stfu

  • @G_Gued
    @G_Gued Před 4 lety +1036

    That chubby “Ranger” did his research, I’ll give him that.

    • @aryanrisner
      @aryanrisner Před 4 lety +123

      That's what I was saying lol. I'm impressed he correctly stated where 2nd batt is stationed at lmao.

    • @danvas6198
      @danvas6198 Před 4 lety +30

      He reminded me of Republican Space rangers for a minute

    • @doctordemocracy5695
      @doctordemocracy5695 Před 4 lety +1

      Chuck De Nazareth lol yeah

    • @SUPERNOVA0360
      @SUPERNOVA0360 Před 4 lety

      @@doctordemocracy5695 lies

    • @trini_aviation9543
      @trini_aviation9543 Před 4 lety

      isn’t 11b military police (enlisteds)

  • @Allyourbase1990
    @Allyourbase1990 Před 2 měsíci

    He really said “its causal Friday in my unit “ 😂😂😂😂 I wish the Marines had casual Friday 😂😂😂

  • @flawed_fluke
    @flawed_fluke Před 8 měsíci +4

    Both of my parents served in Canada. Air Force and Military. My father was gone for 6-8 months out of a year when I was growing up. It was hard as a kid moving around Ontario with basically a ssingle mother. We have a wonderful relationship now though. It's sad to think that someone would want to emulate my father, who worked so hard and sacrificed so much for his family. It hurt him to be away from the family overseas and it was rough for all of us.
    Today, as I have always been, am so proud of both of my retired parents. . . I dunno, I just shake my head and feel pity for these stolen valor people.

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON Před 4 měsíci

      so you didnt enlist? what a disgrace

    • @flawed_fluke
      @flawed_fluke Před 4 měsíci

      @MEGVTRON Are you effing kidding me?! What is your problem?
      I went through Reserves and basics and decided it wasn't for me. I am proud to be a health care worker right now and you can stuff that salty attitude where the sone don't shine

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON Před 4 měsíci

      @@flawed_fluke sone

    • @flawed_fluke
      @flawed_fluke Před 4 měsíci

      @MEGVTRON Where the sun don't shine.
      I'm sure you are familiar with people telling you to eff off. Thanks for pointing out my spelling mistake. By the way, what have you done with your life and how do you serve your country, state, province, community?

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON Před 4 měsíci

      @@flawed_fluke 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hit a nerve huh? guess i hit the nail right on the head huh failure? its ok buddy

  • @calebtaylor3835
    @calebtaylor3835 Před 4 lety +610

    If a “Veteran” removes his uniform because someone tells him to he’s probably not a veteran

    • @koifish3273
      @koifish3273 Před 4 lety +7

      Beside that how do we know if the person is vet or not? Because I've seen people like this too but I thought it was normal.

    • @skullyjones3548
      @skullyjones3548 Před 4 lety +17

      Vets get a veteran's I.D. to confirm they served

    • @hawaiifiveohoh
      @hawaiifiveohoh Před 3 lety +3

      @@skullyjones3548
      Not always the case. I've been out 22 years this March. I have my DD-214 stashed away, don't carry it on me, and I've never once use the VA system simply because especially these days... I don't want to die :-) if my name, rank, service number, and Mos isn't enough for you... Well piss off

    • @skullyjones3548
      @skullyjones3548 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hawaiifiveohoh thanks for the info man and thank you for your service, I want to enlist out of high school and I can't wait thanks for clearing it up for me, I'm still learning myself haha

    • @hawaiifiveohoh
      @hawaiifiveohoh Před 3 lety +3

      @@skullyjones3548 good luck my man. Keep your head up and your six down! I'm no hero bro, just did my job, but thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. Hoorah

  • @Jon-zy8zd
    @Jon-zy8zd Před 4 lety +486

    Owner: It’s my standard issue K-9
    Dog: Im a what? I thought i was a good boy?

  • @jesserivas1387
    @jesserivas1387 Před 8 měsíci +2

    It’s casual Friday, we’re allowed to wear only our jackets. In case any goes on, I’m ready for action! 😂

  • @Imac7065
    @Imac7065 Před 4 měsíci

    When the 1 dude had the "k9 diploment dog" (aka a tiny corgi) I laughed.... when he then said it was "casual friday" on his uniform.. I did an effing spit take hahahahahaha

  • @sambrainard3487
    @sambrainard3487 Před 3 lety +2402

    Stolen Valor Guy: 'This is my Standard Issue Canine meant to sniff out bombs'
    Dog: A baby version of Doge

    • @jaquabes2437
      @jaquabes2437 Před 3 lety +76

      I died of laughter when that guy said the dog was a k9😂

    • @punnkki484
      @punnkki484 Před 3 lety +53

      That one was staged because after he said that he was smiling 💀

    • @scarecrow4979
      @scarecrow4979 Před 3 lety +41

      @@punnkki484 definitely staged, probably two soldiers taking the piss out of these type of people

    • @MagnetDzn
      @MagnetDzn Před 3 lety +6

      I think that was the only one that was setup

    • @bobalobalie
      @bobalobalie Před 3 lety +9

      He is a Soldier. Only people who didn’t serve in the military wouldn’t know within 5 seconds that it was staged and they ARE Army Soldiers making fun of fakers.

  • @kihoon7051
    @kihoon7051 Před 7 lety +1568

    "This is my standard issued K9". That sir is a fucking Chihuahua.

    • @thatguyisawesom4ever
      @thatguyisawesom4ever Před 7 lety +2

      Saitama casual friday lol its funny cus this ones set up anyway

    • @quentinhart2681
      @quentinhart2681 Před 6 lety +19

      Saitama I'm pretty sure that one is a skit

    • @jakedahl8677
      @jakedahl8677 Před 6 lety +7

      yeah you can see them laughing when theyre talking

    • @twsxeclipse
      @twsxeclipse Před 6 lety

      LMFAOO

    • @markodonnell669
      @markodonnell669 Před 6 lety +17

      Anyone in the Military can tell that particular video was a joke lol

  • @pizzaman6784
    @pizzaman6784 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Guys who call out stolen valor starter kit: "Do you know how many friends I had die in that uniform?!"

  • @Br33ziBreezeGaming
    @Br33ziBreezeGaming Před 5 měsíci

    Dude with the dog had to be trolling. lmfaoooooo

  • @connorfitzpatrick7961
    @connorfitzpatrick7961 Před 3 lety +1404

    “yOu GoT mE oN tHaT oNe BuDdY”

  • @rl8070
    @rl8070 Před 5 lety +1686

    Walks around with a chihuahua “It’s my Standard issue K-9”

    • @terminator33442
      @terminator33442 Před 5 lety +34

      I think it might have been a mix of corgi and chihuahua

    • @tacotacotington3638
      @tacotacotington3638 Před 5 lety +63

      Its trained to smell

    • @the_derpofswag7027
      @the_derpofswag7027 Před 5 lety +26

      The chihuahua is trained to be annoying

    • @kacey0237
      @kacey0237 Před 4 lety +56

      That one looked staged lol

    • @4poundsofalmonds458
      @4poundsofalmonds458 Před 4 lety +17

      Stolen valor:*walks around with a gold fish in a bag*
      Cool dude; hey fuk head that’s stolen valor
      Stolen valor: no,this is the standard issued k9 for areas with with whuder

  • @yanhoicallum164
    @yanhoicallum164 Před 4 měsíci +1

    seargant 1st class in the jeans for casual Friday has me in tears hahahahahaha

  • @stephengardner2574
    @stephengardner2574 Před 3 lety +1813

    “That’s my standard issue K9”. I almost died.

  • @ChefBoston
    @ChefBoston Před 4 lety +433

    Fake soldier: this is my standard issue K-9 unit.
    Chihuahua: o-o

    • @jenga__51
      @jenga__51 Před 4 lety

      @Yeetus Defeetus ?

    • @aketsuuu
      @aketsuuu Před 4 lety

      @Yeetus Defeetus It's K-9 in this case.

    • @lxshxx4134
      @lxshxx4134 Před 4 lety +2

      Chihuahua: (`・ω・´)

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz Před 4 lety +7

      Chihuahua: I swear, I've never seen this idiot before in my life.

  • @Joeybehr1
    @Joeybehr1 Před 9 měsíci +2

    " This one is the American flag" 😂 no kidding would of never guessed

  • @8Junio76
    @8Junio76 Před měsícem +1

    ‘All I do, is going out on missions’ 😂

  • @TheRaven_200
    @TheRaven_200 Před 3 lety +1651

    Veterans: *Pointing out the stolen valor*
    Me who knows almost nothing about the military: *Nods with smile.*

    • @sweetpea7455
      @sweetpea7455 Před 3 lety +17

      Same 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @jcrocky
      @jcrocky Před 3 lety +7

      Not unless you seen a real soldier wearing the proper uniform before or if you watched Stolen Valor videos and learned the kind of things that can be pointed out

    • @nicholas2113
      @nicholas2113 Před 3 lety

      @@jcrocky for real it all makes sense now, it's all so out of regs haha

    • @echosmyth5021
      @echosmyth5021 Před 3 lety +2

      To give an example, if someone were to forget their MOS, it would be like forgetting their name.

    • @atf5813
      @atf5813 Před 3 lety

      @@jcrocky Aha, my master plan of pulling off the perfect stolen valour stunt. I learn from the mistakes of others! Mwahahahaha

  • @matthewgarcia1839
    @matthewgarcia1839 Před 5 lety +2139

    "Whys the american flag so low on your shoulder? It should be right here..."
    (Proceeds to look at shoulder)
    "Got me on that one bud"
    I lost it🤣

    • @kinseyreynolds6574
      @kinseyreynolds6574 Před 5 lety +23

      Vids fake. I saw the exact same scenario even down to the dialogue but they were in a gas station.

    • @denniscrider3776
      @denniscrider3776 Před 5 lety +3

      Never mind that ranger tab on his other sleeve was in the wrong place.

    • @yvxzz9200
      @yvxzz9200 Před 5 lety +3

      Kinsey Reynolds ikr

    • @murderboys1
      @murderboys1 Před 5 lety

      Prod1gy_DX staff Sargent 😂😂😂

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 Před 4 lety +1

      @@midnightanimous4426 I thought it was so insurgents knew to keep driving when they looked in their rearview mirrors 😂

  • @sethwestover45
    @sethwestover45 Před 3 dny

    That first skit lol. When 2 marines get bored and google stolen valor 😂

  • @260Sway
    @260Sway Před 6 měsíci +1

    5:05 😂😂😂 his azz ain’t only going on missions in that physical form ill tell ya that much 😂

  • @defaultkarn634
    @defaultkarn634 Před 5 lety +2094

    RIP to the kids wearing military uniforms on Halloween

    • @bigguyCIA4u
      @bigguyCIA4u Před 5 lety +197

      *WhAAts Y00R MOS???*

    • @kennethbepps
      @kennethbepps Před 5 lety +1

      @@bigguyCIA4u RP/BM lol

    • @CourticalHoops
      @CourticalHoops Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Kpob03
      @Kpob03 Před 5 lety +127

      They served in 3 Call of Duty campaigns and haven’t been on Battlefield

    • @deception__5453
      @deception__5453 Před 5 lety

      -wears 1st CAV Woodland camo fatigues

  • @lonehiker6648
    @lonehiker6648 Před 4 lety +620

    I laughed so hard at "that's my standard issue K9"
    I think he's lying

    • @weedhigh2564
      @weedhigh2564 Před 4 lety +8

      I actually tought that to be a good idea till i dug deeper into the dog. See, some of the k9 doggos are trained to parachute with their operator, which would surely work better with a smaller breed than a malinois/shepperd in that regard but since the doggo was not a terrier or spaniel but a champagne purse, well... I dont really see that doggo sniffin IEDs and stuff in the desert while 40 degrees outside.

    • @furiousryan6917
      @furiousryan6917 Před 4 lety +12

      Those guys are probably friends faking something because I doubt someone can be that stupid and have 4 flags and a flag that where his rank is and his rank on his shoulder

    • @furiousryan6917
      @furiousryan6917 Před 4 lety +2

      And that casual Friday

    • @billymitchell3569
      @billymitchell3569 Před 4 lety +1

      You think?

    • @billymitchell3569
      @billymitchell3569 Před 4 lety

      I just realised that I was the 69th like.
      *nice*

  • @NinoskaNavarro-ix8qt
    @NinoskaNavarro-ix8qt Před 9 měsíci

    About the guy with the” canine” dog and those jeans!! 😂😂😂

  • @ILoveallthegirls1
    @ILoveallthegirls1 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The guy with the dog 😂 the video was a set up 😂 they both came out of character when they mentioned the dog 😂. I was there on Kamino that day, i saw the clones we lost.

  • @GrizzleyBearington
    @GrizzleyBearington Před 4 lety +411

    So this is what happened to the “You’re disrespecting a future US army soldier” kid.

  • @spenner3529
    @spenner3529 Před 4 lety +915

    You’re disrespecting a future U.S. Army soldier!

  • @chaboiseann
    @chaboiseann Před 8 měsíci

    "The standard issue" Chihuahua gets me every time

  • @cthulhuzulumulu
    @cthulhuzulumulu Před 6 měsíci +1

    18:16 bro why I start dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @zoomer5700
    @zoomer5700 Před 4 lety +1223

    The one with the dog has to be a troll

    • @raymondjin2000
      @raymondjin2000 Před 4 lety +73

      Farrell Lagrange it actually is. The original is on his channel

    • @KerioFive
      @KerioFive Před 4 lety +14

      Thank god

    • @trashagades911
      @trashagades911 Před 4 lety +4

      MondoJinTV Link?

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 4 lety +62

      Yeah he is, apparently both of them were actually in the military, he was taking the piss out of people who fake being in the army.

    • @caoticrivel
      @caoticrivel Před 4 lety +3

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green how u know this?

  • @terecee1204
    @terecee1204 Před 4 lety +3118

    I feel the young fella who wore his brother's uniform does not necessarily have a fully functioning cognitive ability.

    • @nsaavedra7274
      @nsaavedra7274 Před 4 lety +185

      Yes, he looks bad

    • @cuberbois82mcgee46
      @cuberbois82mcgee46 Před 4 lety +89

      Tere Cee he doesn’t look that young tho. It looks like he has facial hair. But I agree with the last sentence

    • @alexgblast3415
      @alexgblast3415 Před 4 lety +243

      He seems to have a disability or something

    • @American-knight-hawk
      @American-knight-hawk Před 4 lety +48

      Yea at least the guy with the camera was kind enough to that for him

    • @skater102223111
      @skater102223111 Před 4 lety +32

      He also didn’t do anything wrong.

  • @12345678927164
    @12345678927164 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Keep up the fight taking your valor back US veterans! Thanks for your service and we do not claim anyone steals valor.

  • @truereviewsportsnews5692
    @truereviewsportsnews5692 Před 4 lety +406

    *”Standard issue K9”..... BOI I KNEW HE WAS JOKING AFTER THAT💀💀💀💀💀💀*

    • @aabb-zz9uw
      @aabb-zz9uw Před 4 lety

      Actually our army dog was a picked up stray dog. I was in a riot suppression unit and we had no GSDs authorised. The dog of my elementary school(GGS Suedalle) was a GSD named Blitz.

  • @kuobano00
    @kuobano00 Před 4 lety +505

    Are you on profile?
    I’m on “low profile”. Lmfao

  • @michaelb4062
    @michaelb4062 Před 8 měsíci +1

    “casual friday” IM DEAD

  • @Jay_Gaming0826
    @Jay_Gaming0826 Před měsícem

    “When did you join the army?”
    “Yesterday”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @claytonh3410
    @claytonh3410 Před 4 lety +537

    “wheres ur pants?” “its casual friday”💀💀

    • @noahacton8448
      @noahacton8448 Před 4 lety +7

      Will my CO fall for this? Only time will tell

    • @claytonh3410
      @claytonh3410 Před 4 lety +2

      @@noahacton8448 let me know how that turns out haha

    • @tylerwalking392
      @tylerwalking392 Před 4 lety +14

      “Yeah I protect America from the enemies and stuff”

    • @trashpanda9335
      @trashpanda9335 Před 4 lety +1

      RJ Bottlecap no just dumb he went to my school

    • @claytonh3410
      @claytonh3410 Před 4 lety +1

      @@trashpanda9335 yea I'm sure he did

  • @loganblakemusic
    @loganblakemusic Před 4 lety +669

    Questioner: “You only wear shoes like that if you’re on profile”
    Fuckface: “uhhh I’m low profile...”
    **laughs**

    • @thegumby7264
      @thegumby7264 Před 4 lety +6

      Logan Archer it’s cool man, it’s allowed

    • @blengdiabloed7335
      @blengdiabloed7335 Před 4 lety +1

      parody

    • @chrisp2876
      @chrisp2876 Před 4 lety +4

      I didn't know what to make of this one. Was that a fake stolen valor confrontation? The whole thing felt like a bad improv sketch.

    • @Gotem905
      @Gotem905 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chrisp2876 its not a sketch they just look goofy asf cause they get confronted. U can notice how red they got when called out

    • @Gotem905
      @Gotem905 Před 4 lety +1

      That would be lots of disrespect if it was some skit but u can tell the person recording is really knowledged for what they did/do

  • @ImInevitable1987
    @ImInevitable1987 Před 6 dny

    To all the brave service men and women that have fought hard and protected our freedom, there's not enough thank yous that can be given. I hate you got people out here tryin to take your shine. Keep exposing the frauds

  • @RealKevDorta
    @RealKevDorta Před 6 měsíci

    When he said he joined yesterday and gets to be a civilian again already 😂😂😂

  • @geoffriggs5402
    @geoffriggs5402 Před 7 lety +3586

    This dude said CASUAL FRIDAY 😂😂😂

    • @superfurball89onyoutube52
      @superfurball89onyoutube52 Před 6 lety +42

      geoff riggs and the Starbucks ice coffee discount

    • @robertamaya8597
      @robertamaya8597 Před 6 lety +43

      hr first says parashooted out of an air plane then he says helicopter

    • @zoedodge6531
      @zoedodge6531 Před 6 lety +69

      geoff riggs "its trained to smell." (This is my favorite video 😂)

    • @ThePaulOwnzU
      @ThePaulOwnzU Před 6 lety +33

      Zoe Dodge my dog is able to smell as well, I should sign him up for the army

    • @grubscrub2680
      @grubscrub2680 Před 6 lety +1

      PaulOwnzU hahahahaha

  • @football4ever605
    @football4ever605 Před 4 lety +385

    the people who disliked this were probably fake veterans

    • @rramos3948
      @rramos3948 Před 4 lety +21

      Or just saw the eight ads in the video

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld Před 4 lety +2

      @@rramos3948 yeah that's the reason for some

    • @BGFitnessNY
      @BGFitnessNY Před 4 lety +3

      Football Beast I disliked it because of the harassment and intimidation by the guy at 1:19.

    • @newkingfj7242
      @newkingfj7242 Před 4 lety

      3.1k that's a lot of fakes

    • @thumbly7451
      @thumbly7451 Před 4 lety +1

      Or terrorists

  • @sonnyolaughlin1562
    @sonnyolaughlin1562 Před 5 měsíci

    Thank you for all the real soldiers out there!! You guys are awesome, sorry these people steal your glory. They need jailed.

  • @AidanHaynes-bd3tc
    @AidanHaynes-bd3tc Před měsícem +2

    "standard issue canine" bruh. Casual friday? This guy cant even hide it at all.

  • @thephenom_7231
    @thephenom_7231 Před 6 lety +1720

    “ we put our flag on our chest so they know america is coming for them” 😂😂😂😂

    • @GamingBlake2002
      @GamingBlake2002 Před 6 lety +115

      That shit had me rolling

    • @brianburk2559
      @brianburk2559 Před 6 lety +64

      thephenom_7 omg that dude was just off the wall bro....."they give us these shoes because we have to be faster" omg the lies that dude says are hilarious! ( But kinda sad). Dude in red:. I've been to Paris Island and stuff. Smh....

    • @thephenom_7231
      @thephenom_7231 Před 6 lety +2

      Brian Burk true

    • @xskicks
      @xskicks Před 6 lety +18

      The vid is fake though I’m pretty sure because after “obama” calls him and then the guy in the uniform gives the phone to the guy with the camera who also plays along😂

    • @Musicrecords10
      @Musicrecords10 Před 6 lety +6

      Everything that guy said had me laughing so much

  • @nickrampero3714
    @nickrampero3714 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Its casual Friday" 🤣🤣