@@ahabduennschitz7670dein Name ist Legende dachte erst du wärst der integrierteste Ausländer aller Zeiten, bis ich gerafft hab, was da steht 😂😂 (außer du bist Ausländer, dann Respekt 🎉😂)
Also meine Frau ist Polin. Ich muss sagen, das die Deutschen nicht so unfreundlich sind wie dargestellt. Meine Frau sagt das auch. In Deutschland wird man in der Regel freundlich und gut behandelt. Wer was anderes sagt sollte mal über sich selbst nachdenken! Ich kenne momentan kein Volk was toleranter und großzügiger ist wie Deutschland.
@@sanipine Oder noch anti-witziger: Kunde: "99 Brötchen bitte!" Verkäuferin: "Warum nehmen Sie nicht gleich 100?" Kunde: "Wer soll die denn alle essen?!?"
@@ayanchs yes the other person is right. To greet somehow is polite at most places but you have to add RIGHT AWAY what you want. He is waiting for them to say hello back.. I never heard them say hello back.. only to children maybe but not to me nor to ppl in my age or older. 😅
I can totally relate to that 😅 The first time I went to a cafe in Germany I was with my german boyfriend, but because I wanted to practice the language I told him I was going to talk to the staff myself. The only thing I managed to do was say "Hallo" and get weird stares from them.
bei unsern bäckern sind die namensschildchen auch grundsätzlich verrutscht und nicht and dem gebäck wo sie hingehören. dann kriegt man noch ne genervte reaktion des Personals, weil man das "Bergsteiger-Dinkellinchen" fälschlicherweise bestellt hat, obwohl man nur das "super-sportler-brötchen" wollte...😅
My Ex GF was trying to learn german. I wrote her a list for the bakery so she could practice ordering. After the first sentence the lady at the bakery just took the list out of her hand and finished the order lmao
I have just recently discovered your videos and they have made me laugh so much 😂 I moved to Germany from Scotland several years ago and I still find German behavior in shops hilarious…best and most frustrating moments for me, are when a new cash desk is opened at the supermarket … it always leads to a mass scramble. Usually the people at the back of the queue run to the front 😅 This would be unthinkable in Scotland 😊
I’m an American who has lived in Germany basically my entire life. That feeling when you perfectly order something at a bakery for the first time is the best.
@@HISKILP Bei uns freut sich die Verkäuferin immer, wenn man direkt geschnitten/ungeschnitten sagt. Muss sie die Frage nur 345 statt 346 mal am Tag stellen.
@@wilhelmpfusch3699 Son Schwachsinn hab ich ja noch nie gehört 😳Das Brot hat immer am Stück zu sein, wenn man es geschnitten will muss man das dazu sagen ist ja auch ein zusätzlicher Auftrag ⚠️
That's a lot more than proficiency in the language...Bakery knowlegde is a science in Germany.... Only professional masters of bakery know the rules...
Seit Liam‘s Zeit bin ich immer stolzer, Deutsche zu sein. Literal goosebumps all over at the end, What I‘ve Done ist eins meiner absoluten Lieblingslieder deshalb immer wieder wie absolute Magie~~~
😂 Genau deswegen meide ich die auch oder ich nehm das selbe wie meine Freunde und wenn das schmeckt wird das bei jedem weiteren Besuch 1 zu 1 genauso belegt.
True. I once (pre)ordered 100 Brötchen for a big party. When I claimed them, she asked me if I want "anything else". I said: "Nah, I guess this will be enough" :)
@@vargsmalnorway9246 No, of course not, that's just an overly literal and deliberately funny translation of the words. The name mentioned here is "belegtes Brötchen mit Ei". "Brötchen" means bread roll, "mit Ei" means with egg, so far so good. But the word "belegtes" has different meanings. It can mean occupied if we're taking about a bathroom for example, or a seat on the train. But if it's applied to a bread roll, it just means a bread roll with stuff on top or inside of it, essentially a bread roll sandwich.
@@EwgenijBelzmann so let's be clear here, you're saying that the egg is occupying the space inside the bread roll. So that makes it indeed an occupied bread roll and the Germans have named it correctly.
Everytime I go to a bakery in Germany, they *instantly* ask me what I want and I just think "give me at least some seconds to see what you have before asking me what I want and then waiting for me". 😅 I have now gotten into the habit of just standing further away and looking at what they have and only then coming closer.
In the bakery near my house there’s always so much going on, that I usually have like 5 min to look at what I should get. Another tip: already know what you will get before even entering
Word of warning, though: Depending on where you currently are in Germany, any random piece of baked good may have an equally random regional name, and calling it by any other name WILL provoke a reaction ranging from mean-spirited ridicule to actual denial of your purchase. "Mia ham ka *spits* Brötchen, mia ham nur a Semmeln!"
@@Justin-oq3ng für alle boomer und internetfremden Menschen unter euch: *spits* ist fett geschrieben. Das passiert, wenn man den Text in * fasst. Ursprünglich war das "in sternchen fassen" im chat die übliche Form, Handlungen zu kennzeichnen. In diesem Fall ist also gemeint, dass er vor der Aussprache des Wortes "Brötchen" ausspuckt. Wahrscheinlich abwertend gemeint. Willkommen im Internet, Freunde.
Or; "Two from this please and one from this. Not this, but this one. No, not this, this over there. The one behind this one" and so on.. Craziness!! (I personally don't buy anything from a bakery of its variants)
I am so proud of you! Even the correct German way to show 3 with your fingers. I remember how good it felt the first time I was able to order in German at the bakery.
You have to wait for 10 minutes in line, then when its your time to shine, you have to say "ah ich überlege noch". Also always pay with the largest and most random chunk of coins you can find in your wallet, but also wait before you pull out your wallet until the very last moment and act as if you were surprised that you actually have to pay stuff to get stuff
I stopped questioning the logic behind the names of the different breads at the bakery when I first heard about "Dampfnudel", which is obviously not a "nudel":D
It is so surprising to me to see these vids and see that we (Poles) and Germans are 100% the same. We even have the same sayings and idiomatic expressions sometimes.
Once I was at a bakery,, and I didn't know what to get, apparently I looked so confused that the guy asked if I spoke English- like no I'm German, I just didnt know what type of bread I wanted 😭😭
TBH the bakery is the litmus test for your language skills in any European country I now. I remember my sweat in Italy and France, it's always in bakeries that locals are behind you in queue expecting you to finish your deal in no time, and you be like: "Err... what.... is... this....?" (sweat pouring down forehead)
I'm french, and it's already really stressfull to order as a natives, so, really, each foreigner that successfully order in a bakerie should be given the French nationality XD
Hard to fault you for this tbh because the selection of bread and pastries in German bakeries is insane and needs time to master. Even I as native German feel lost what to pick at times hahaha. Protip: just point at the bread you want and say "Das da bitte" 😁
Always helpful is the sentence “ich gucke noch” (I’m still looking) or if u want to let the person behind u go first, so u have more time to look “Sie können vor”. Trust me the people are more concerned being judged than judging others, our little stare might confuse u but it’s not meant in a hostile way
I, as a German, always take my time and just say „Ich gucke noch“. Sometimes I crack a joke about how much time it takes me and that’s it. Never had the feeling of being judged. Although I can imagine there are differences in mentality across Germany.
When you finally master the German Instinct:
That wasn't difficult
German instinct
Even harder to master than
Ultra instinct
The seller: Wie bitte?
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@@eggowafflesreal 🥶
The most commonly bought bread roll in Germany is "Das da" closely followed by "Ne, das daneben."
I just say Weiß/Schwarz/Vollkorn and then they suggest me a specific type.
Danke für den Lachkick!
@@Stray0
ein mischbrot bitte.
das hier?
joa das past schon, geschnitten bitte
Hab heute erst "Das Große da" bestellt. Hat nur 2,50 € gekostet.
Und "das mit den Körnern"😁
If you never made eye contact with a german baker at 8 am on a work day, you dont know what psychological pressure is.
If you never learned the difference between a Baker and a Bäckereifachverkäufer, you wasted your Life
@@ahabduennschitz7670dein Name ist Legende dachte erst du wärst der integrierteste Ausländer aller Zeiten, bis ich gerafft hab, was da steht 😂😂 (außer du bist Ausländer, dann Respekt 🎉😂)
@@ahabduennschitz7670 if you never heard about a Kleinstunternehmen, where the baker himself sells his baked goods, then that just makes me traurig
Ich mach mir manchmal den Spaß und komm übelst gut gelaunt in die Bäckerei....😜🤯 Kann nach hinten losgehen....
Also meine Frau ist Polin. Ich muss sagen, das die Deutschen nicht so unfreundlich sind wie dargestellt. Meine Frau sagt das auch. In Deutschland wird man in der Regel freundlich und gut behandelt. Wer was anderes sagt sollte mal über sich selbst nachdenken! Ich kenne momentan kein Volk was toleranter und großzügiger ist wie Deutschland.
The only thing missing is "Das wär's/war's." = "That's it." at the end. 👌
"Is alles"😊
"das wärs dann, danke" xD
ditte war ditte
Wenn Sie 4 Quarkbällchen nehmen ist das Fünfte umsonst.
Erinnert mich an die Bäcker-Anti-Witze...
"Nehmen Sie doch 6, dann haben Sie eins mehr!"
bei uns war immer das vierte gratis
😂
@@sanipine Oder noch anti-witziger:
Kunde: "99 Brötchen bitte!"
Verkäuferin: "Warum nehmen Sie nicht gleich 100?"
Kunde: "Wer soll die denn alle essen?!?"
@@zeropointzer0 Ja, der auch 😁
Obwohl es ja schon stimmt, 100 ist dann doch auch übertrieben 😏
He is evolving
When does he start wanting to March to Poland?
He needs to evolve an Onlyfans
He starts to become an aryan
@@erikarabie Wha-
@@XenoxRaider Nani !??
The translation of "ein belegtes Brötchen" to "one occupied roll" 😂
One reserved Breadling, please.
not exactly. it means sandwich (trust me i was born in germany)
Well Germans love Occupying
Not really, a sandwich has bread on both sides@@user-hd4ih1je2p
I was looking for this comment🤣🤣🤣
I like how you made the "german three" with your hand in the end. Nice little detail.
Nicely spotted. No Inglorious Basterds f… up. 😀
Most of Europe uses the same way of counting.. you even find this on Wikipedia.
Don't get your education from Hollywood^^
how is it a german three? i only know it as serbian three finger salute
@@TomislavS That's how Germans show the number three with their fingers which is different from the way British do it.
The boss transformation is complete.
The drama. What an arc.
Truly legendary.
That was the basic exam. Now on to the advanced: dialect...
Try order a laabla in Berlin. Or a schrippe in Munich.....
The long and awkward silence after he says "Hallo" is funnier than i thought it would be.
What's wrong with Hallo?) i live in Austria and it's pretty common here, but it depends on to whom I am saying that
I don't think it is about the words that are being said but about the words that aren't being said there.
@@ayanchs yes the other person is right. To greet somehow is polite at most places but you have to add RIGHT AWAY what you want. He is waiting for them to say hello back.. I never heard them say hello back.. only to children maybe but not to me nor to ppl in my age or older. 😅
@@ayanchs it depends if the bakery is in a traditional/conservative/religious space hallo might be a little bit too informal
I can totally relate to that 😅 The first time I went to a cafe in Germany I was with my german boyfriend, but because I wanted to practice the language I told him I was going to talk to the staff myself. The only thing I managed to do was say "Hallo" and get weird stares from them.
bei unsern bäckern sind die namensschildchen auch grundsätzlich verrutscht und nicht and dem gebäck wo sie hingehören. dann kriegt man noch ne genervte reaktion des Personals, weil man das "Bergsteiger-Dinkellinchen" fälschlicherweise bestellt hat, obwohl man nur das "super-sportler-brötchen" wollte...😅
😂😂😂😂
As an Irish guy married to a German and living there, your videos crack me up no end, so true 😂
It's insane how he can build tension between the different characters even though it's just HIM doing all of them.
He makes a nice looking hausfrau too!
I agree. I always believe they are different people. It just feels right
Niggas doing all the time this shit !!!
I literally feel scared what might happen!
yes. very true!
My Ex GF was trying to learn german. I wrote her a list for the bakery so she could practice ordering. After the first sentence the lady at the bakery just took the list out of her hand and finished the order lmao
Effizienz wird nunmal groß geschrieben
Deutsche Effizienz xD
uffff 😂
Sie hatte wohl keine Geduld
Well, we don’t have all day, do we?
Dude is more German than Germany itself
Fude is taste good sogood is true the dude and bude
@@user-uc1lf6wo8i the fuck are you even trying to say
Screw the Patriots
Best part: the German way to show the number 3 with the fingers. Integration successful
I learnt it in Inglorious Bastards
We use the same in LATAM tho
And again.. most of Europe counts that way^^
Sie werden so schnell erwachsen 😢
Ich bin stolz auf dich 👍
I have tears in my eyes. I am so proud !!! Kollege welcome to being 100% German.
Das denke ich nicht
Wait, wait guy! *He wrote mötchen instead of möchten*
@@Acutelittlecatyeah lol
@@Kanzler_Oleg
hOw DAre hE
@@Acutelittlecatdamit genau jemand wie du, der nicht ne Ecke weiterdenkt, kommentiert, um dadurch den Algorithmus zu pushen
Yaaa, he nailed it! Speaking as a Bäckereifachverkäuferin 😂😂 jk specialist seller at the bakery 😂😂
every german salesperson behind the counter would start sweating and make you repeat your order cause no one could remember all of what you ordered 😂
nah they remember trust
The Linkin Park song always hits
so true, I absolutely love this song!
What song is this?
@@abobrett6703 What Ive Done from Linkin Park
Thank you
Wow what a True and powerful song!
I waited so long for him to surprise the others and smile at the end my wish came true! ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
He has mastered the German smile ;)
This is as we know, the most critical german word/phrase
as a native german i can confirm that this is how we act at bakeries.
HE MADE IT
So stolz auf Dich Junge
Even as a German, Ordering at a bakery is hard because of all the weird names
🗿
Perfect test for gaining citizenship. If you can order in a bakery, you're fitt for being a German.
It's pretty easy: das da, diese da, das, das und dieses
@@ggbirdymill1618 Usually my brother does it because I’m still asleep
@@ggbirdymill1618 You forgot the most important part...: Das da, diese da, das, ne ne ne das daneben, das und und dieses :D
the way the baker ist throwing the 'schnitzelbrötchen' on the plate is pure german style! love it!
Bro is the Ultra German Instinct 😂
Einbürgerungstest bestanden
... because he paid cash.
Living in Germany for almost 25 years and I still just point at the things I want 😂
I‘m a native German and do the same 😅 Nur nicht bei den Quarkbällchen! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
It gets difficult when the thing you want doesn't have a name tag
As someone working at a bakery, that's very triggering 😭
@@xapokalypse Oh, why 👀
@@xapokalypse then set up the price tags better so you can actually tell what is what. not our fault...
I have just recently discovered your videos and they have made me laugh so much 😂 I moved to Germany from Scotland several years ago and I still find German behavior in shops hilarious…best and most frustrating moments for me, are when a new cash desk is opened at the supermarket … it always leads to a mass scramble. Usually the people at the back of the queue run to the front 😅 This would be unthinkable in Scotland 😊
I'm laughing every time that woman is throwing the baby on the floor. Give the baby a piece of bread please.
I’m an American who has lived in Germany basically my entire life. That feeling when you perfectly order something at a bakery for the first time is the best.
Let me introduce you to a well kept german secret: that feeling is rare even among us germans.
His accent is still noticable but he's done a good job
😂👍🏼
As a native german stutterer I'm still working on that particular achievement
This feels like the winning arc in an underdog story.
The smirk always gets me😂
I love this guy, always on spot, and at the end the little smile
"Das Brot ungeschnitten" was missing ;)
Ich hab noch nie geschnittenes Brot in einer Bäckerei bekommen
@@HISKILP meine Bäckerei bewirft mich mit Ausschuss von der Vorwoche, wenn ich sie dreist darum bitte.
@@HISKILP Bei uns freut sich die Verkäuferin immer, wenn man direkt geschnitten/ungeschnitten sagt. Muss sie die Frage nur 345 statt 346 mal am Tag stellen.
@@wilhelmpfusch3699 Son Schwachsinn hab ich ja noch nie gehört 😳Das Brot hat immer am Stück zu sein, wenn man es geschnitten will muss man das dazu sagen ist ja auch ein zusätzlicher Auftrag ⚠️
@@janx4706 Willkommen in Schleswig-Holstein sag ich da nur. Die machen hier einiges anders.
I think it’s really cool how much pride he’s taking in being confident in German. Good on you bro
That's a lot more than proficiency in the language...Bakery knowlegde is a science in Germany.... Only professional masters of bakery know the rules...
@@gerharddeusser9103well if you know about the wine mastery of sommeliers, Germany literally has bread sommeliers. Thats how important bread is
@@gerharddeusser9103 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@Scarlett.Granger 😅😅😅😅😅
Yeah you dont see that often in germany since alot of germans are full of hate for their country
The german way of showing 3 with your hand😂😍
These characters are HALARIOUS the mommy dropping the baby 😂😂😂 holy 🐄 cow everything about this viseo slays HALARIOUS ❤😂😂😂😂
We, the Germans, are intrigued. We will watch your career with great interest young man!
i don't even know what this video is about
@@christo6068 Ordering at a bakery
Hivemind German here, agreed.
He finally FINALLY did it guys!! All German learners are so freaking proud of you 😭🥲
And all the native Germans are shocked 😲
ok
I am polish and German. It is not Bad
"Das Wärs" 😂
i have been going to the bakery all my life and i still have to look at everything, before i know that i want what i always want
He has come so far. That's character development. I'm literally crying
His german sounds so good too, sparks a sense of proudness in me lol
He forgot "Das da" followed from "Nein, das daneben."
Seit Liam‘s Zeit bin ich immer stolzer, Deutsche zu sein. Literal goosebumps all over at the end, What I‘ve Done ist eins meiner absoluten Lieblingslieder deshalb immer wieder wie absolute Magie~~~
You’re really a German when you learn to count using the fingers in the correct way 😅
I love how he still got asked if he wanted to add something after ordering half of
✨️ze Bäkerei✨️
😀😀🤣🤣😀😀🤣🤣🤣 from Germany
*DIE Bäckerei
Ze bäkerei??? It’s called *die Bäckerei! 🎉
@@AmeathystAutist?
Have a nervous breakdown, jedesmal wenn ich bei sub way gefragt werde wie viele 100 verschiedene Sachen ich auf mein Sandwich haben will
Warte bis du rausfindest dass der Subway in jedem Land anders funktioniert 😭
Ich war einmal in einem Subway und hab mich dort nie wieder reingetraut.
😂 Genau deswegen meide ich die auch oder ich nehm das selbe wie meine Freunde und wenn das schmeckt wird das bei jedem weiteren Besuch 1 zu 1 genauso belegt.
Definitiv.Mich überfordert das bei denen auch.
dann sagt man einfach "scheibenkäse, getoasted, alles drauf & "
I am a german and its so funny to watch your videos!
When you turn a normal scene into a blockbuster.
Why i got teary eyes for this... I guess our boy evolved
It's also common for a bakery to ask you for more. If you have 30 Brötchen, 5 Crossaints, 4 Brezel, 4 Donuts they will still ask you if that's all.
True. I once (pre)ordered 100 Brötchen for a big party. When I claimed them, she asked me if I want "anything else". I said: "Nah, I guess this will be enough" :)
yeah, somehow it's a trained floskel in every shop there is
Ich habe schon lange nicht mehr so gelacht. Das ist der bissige Humor, den ich liebe❗ Danke‼️😅👍
The occupied roll with egg killed me 🤣
Is that the legit name of it? 😅
@@vargsmalnorway9246 No, of course not, that's just an overly literal and deliberately funny translation of the words. The name mentioned here is "belegtes Brötchen mit Ei". "Brötchen" means bread roll, "mit Ei" means with egg, so far so good. But the word "belegtes" has different meanings. It can mean occupied if we're taking about a bathroom for example, or a seat on the train. But if it's applied to a bread roll, it just means a bread roll with stuff on top or inside of it, essentially a bread roll sandwich.
@@EwgenijBelzmann so let's be clear here, you're saying that the egg is occupying the space inside the bread roll. So that makes it indeed an occupied bread roll and the Germans have named it correctly.
@@EwgenijBelzmann thanks for the reply 😁 it sounds delicious 😋
It is. Egg, 3 slices of cucumber, a bit remoulade (do you know remoulade? I think it's a Belgian? Invention?).
Everytime I go to a bakery in Germany, they *instantly* ask me what I want and I just think "give me at least some seconds to see what you have before asking me what I want and then waiting for me". 😅 I have now gotten into the habit of just standing further away and looking at what they have and only then coming closer.
That’s how the professionals do it..
Good job
Everyone knows in germany it's illegal to walk up to the counter without knowing what you want haha
"ich Guck nur"
@@legendomere4237 Immer! 😂
In the bakery near my house there’s always so much going on, that I usually have like 5 min to look at what I should get. Another tip: already know what you will get before even entering
Mein Gott! Das war wunderschön! 🥰
Just always say "Mahlzeit" when entering a room. Everybody is going to think you're German
The German was immaculate 👌 but you had me rolling at the translation: one occupied roll with egg?! 😂
'ne belegte Brötchen mit Ei
He has completed his Duolingo lesson
Will he finally get his family back?!
There's always an old man in any bakery. He always looks at your plate to see what you have ordered
"Eine Brezel bitte. .. Kann ich mit Karte zahlen?" "💀💀💀💀💀💀"
Word of warning, though: Depending on where you currently are in Germany, any random piece of baked good may have an equally random regional name, and calling it by any other name WILL provoke a reaction ranging from mean-spirited ridicule to actual denial of your purchase.
"Mia ham ka *spits* Brötchen, mia ham nur a Semmeln!"
alter was is spits brötchen
@@Justin-oq3ng kannste keen englisch oda wat?
@@grrumakemeangry doch und spits brötchen ist kein englisch
Kann er keen deutsch oder wat?
@@Justin-oq3ng für alle boomer und internetfremden Menschen unter euch: *spits* ist fett geschrieben. Das passiert, wenn man den Text in * fasst. Ursprünglich war das "in sternchen fassen" im chat die übliche Form, Handlungen zu kennzeichnen.
In diesem Fall ist also gemeint, dass er vor der Aussprache des Wortes "Brötchen" ausspuckt. Wahrscheinlich abwertend gemeint.
Willkommen im Internet, Freunde.
At a German bakery, you usually point at what you want and say "Das da".
Darfsonsnochwasein?
@@bastian6173Oder in Kurzform: "Noch?"
@@nozee77 Außerdem?
@@bastian6173 Oder so 😂
Or;
"Two from this please and one from this. Not this, but this one. No, not this, this over there. The one behind this one" and so on..
Craziness!!
(I personally don't buy anything from a bakery of its variants)
Masterpieces ! Mimics, voice, ... genius ! Sooo much thruth ! XD
At the end, there should be: “Nein danke, das war’s”
I found it beautiful that you translated "belegt"(es Brötchen) with occupied as in a toilet :D
That was probably google translator.
I thought of occupied as in a war. Which is weirdly fitting 😂
@@frauleinbird that would be "besetzt", oder?
@@EleBuvy that's absolutely correct. I guess my brain stopped translating at "be-"
occupied as in PARI- I mean; yeah, the toilet.. haha
I am so proud of you! Even the correct German way to show 3 with your fingers.
I remember how good it felt the first time I was able to order in German at the bakery.
Wait what, how do you show 3 fingers normally?
@@blurrythief 3 fingers (no thumb) is English, 2fingers 1 thumb is German.
Lol 😂 If we find out the background of *this* specific difference 😅
@@blurrythief Every other way is jewish
@@brendanmay9585 reminds me of the scene - was it Inglorious Basterds (?) when the guy was outed as being not German. 😁
You have to wait for 10 minutes in line, then when its your time to shine, you have to say "ah ich überlege noch". Also always pay with the largest and most random chunk of coins you can find in your wallet, but also wait before you pull out your wallet until the very last moment and act as if you were surprised that you actually have to pay stuff to get stuff
Now here in Bavaria it would be a scandal not to say moing grias di or griasdi serwus
Greetings from the Berchtesgadener Land 😜🙈
As an german, i can confirm that pronouncing was very good 👍
Yes it was
Or in german
Ja das war sie (i am german)
,,Mötchen,,
@@kaiuwe4187 Ich glaube das sind wir fast alle xD
It was excellent!
@@nickkohlmann ich auch!
He DID it!
I stopped questioning the logic behind the names of the different breads at the bakery when I first heard about "Dampfnudel", which is obviously not a "nudel":D
*"36 Stück wären im Angebot! !?" vergessen. 😂
wow , i instantly felt proud for a random youtuber about a sketch of a bakery. Guess i'm more german than thought i'd be. 😂
Omg the smile you do at the end of these is so cute 😭💖
Simp
the thirst
Ayo he's married
simp
that smile, that damned smile.
"Kommt noch etwas dazu?" killed me so hard fking legend
I am from Germany and you speak perfectly 😂❤
Ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken, ein belegtes Brot mit Ei, das sind zwei belegte Brote, eins mit Schinken eins mit Ei und dazu- 🎶
Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder, bommerlunder eisgekühlt
Damn that’s what I call character development
absolutely nailed the order!
As a french living near the German borderland, I really like your work. Thank you for the many smiles and laughs I had watching your work.
It is so surprising to me to see these vids and see that we (Poles) and Germans are 100% the same. We even have the same sayings and idiomatic expressions sometimes.
Yes I think poles even have many of the similar genes. It's hard for me to tell them apart from their behaviour compared to other countries
The parody of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" in the style of the choices in a visual novel is exactly my thing. More of this!
Haha
Ich dachte er sagt jetzt, ich wähle den Telefonjoker😅😅
GIVE THE MAN HIS STAATSBÜRGERSCHAFT
He even pointed with three fingers correctly
Once I was at a bakery,, and I didn't know what to get, apparently I looked so confused that the guy asked if I spoke English- like no I'm German, I just didnt know what type of bread I wanted 😭😭
oh wow- german people who didn't know their fellow german 😂 quite sad tho
Lol that reference XD
That bread with a bread topping at the beginning
Gold
Even The correct way to show three with your hand... Im so proud
Beaten the final boss in Germany: ordering at a bakery.
The final boss is the "Deutsche Behörde".
He has become more German than we could've ever imagined.
Seriously though, your German is improving in the last few videos, good job.
That was... perfect. The way he said Sauerteig made my German loins juicier than a Pilsner beer with a good foam head.
Ich liebe die Frau mit dem Baby und den Opa 😂 freu mich immer über diese Figuren 😊
TBH the bakery is the litmus test for your language skills in any European country I now. I remember my sweat in Italy and France, it's always in bakeries that locals are behind you in queue expecting you to finish your deal in no time, and you be like: "Err... what.... is... this....?" (sweat pouring down forehead)
seriously tho I often ask what something specific is by just pointing at it at the place I've been to 20 times
I'm french, and it's already really stressfull to order as a natives, so, really, each foreigner that successfully order in a bakerie should be given the French nationality XD
Oh wow, I was really sad when after 13 years of studying French at school, in vacation I couldn't order at a bakery. Maybe I wasn't thaat bad ...
That mother with the „ baby „ awww 😂😌🥺😩😂😂
That smile at the end got me😂
The transformation is complete 🙌
I still cannot after living four years here . Everyone thinks I'm too slow when ordering bread 😥😥
Hard to fault you for this tbh because the selection of bread and pastries in German bakeries is insane and needs time to master. Even I as native German feel lost what to pick at times hahaha.
Protip: just point at the bread you want and say "Das da bitte" 😁
Always helpful is the sentence “ich gucke noch” (I’m still looking) or if u want to let the person behind u go first, so u have more time to look “Sie können vor”. Trust me the people are more concerned being judged than judging others, our little stare might confuse u but it’s not meant in a hostile way
I feel you. Even as a person born in Germany I just hate it when they're judging you for looking at all the nice stuff they have, I mean what??
I, as a German, always take my time and just say „Ich gucke noch“. Sometimes I crack a joke about how much time it takes me and that’s it. Never had the feeling of being judged. Although I can imagine there are differences in mentality across Germany.