Bird Box (2018) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  Před 5 lety +14331

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  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI Před 3 lety +3722

    Most of the world: *_Dies_*
    James: 27 take it or leave it

    • @kenan5896
      @kenan5896 Před 3 lety +77

      Im gonna take it

    • @vmuu
      @vmuu Před 3 lety +38

      i guess i'll be the one to leave it then

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 3 lety +21

      And it has random Sex Scenes in it. Disgustingly.
      Shows what deranged brain-damaged people the Actors and Directors are.
      -Sowwy for the harsh words.

    • @mrbucanon2339
      @mrbucanon2339 Před 3 lety +1

      Leave it

    • @ItzSkipper_
      @ItzSkipper_ Před 3 lety +1

      No don't reply to this monster it's the Communist FBI

  • @henripurnomo8557
    @henripurnomo8557 Před 4 lety +8977

    Bird box = Can't see
    Quiet Place = Can't Talk
    Hush = Can't hear
    Corona = Can't go outside

  • @unagi7143
    @unagi7143 Před 3 lety +665

    “I cant believe lydia didia that” PLZ I DIED-

  • @AyuNico
    @AyuNico Před 3 lety +1172

    I was so pissed off that Douglas died. He was the smartest character in the movie, but the good samaritans had to go and let in someone whose entire backstory reeked of bullshit, while also dwindling their already short supplies. It's the fucking apocalypse, but apparently they still wanted to feel like good people.

    • @perenniallachrymosity276
      @perenniallachrymosity276 Před 2 lety +49

      I'm surprised you think the idea that a man can in fact survive a bunch of people prying their eyes open is a lot less feasible than a lone pregnant woman somehow stumbling her way through the streets and walking up to their doorstep without any assistance-

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico Před 2 lety +5

      @@perenniallachrymosity276 It's a pregnant woman. What threat can she conceivably pose? You can afford the risk in that case.

    • @xephnetinos3810
      @xephnetinos3810 Před 2 lety +39

      @@AyuNico she could pose just as big of a threat as the guy who killed them all did. Not to mention her size in general is dangerous because she could easily overpower the weaker members if they were unarmed. Plus the pregnant thing could have easily been a lie

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico Před 2 lety +1

      @@xephnetinos3810 How the fuck does anyone pretend to be pregnant? How the fuck does her size help her when pregnant women are extra vulnerable and weaker because of the nutriments needed for the child? I think you're trying real hard to justify an extremely idiotic choice on their part.

    • @xephnetinos3810
      @xephnetinos3810 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AyuNico um. By not being pregnant and just having a fake bump or having lost the child. I also know many women who look pregnant and aren't. I'm just providing simple answers that could have happened just as easily in a dumb movie. You're incredibly aggressive for no reason. I don't think it was smart to let anyone in, especially not the rat man but there is still a risk with her too. What if she had a weapon? And she may be weak from pregnancy but so is the main character who she is bigger than like I previously stated. And an old woman who probably has little strength as is vs a random lonely pregnant woman who could also have been psychotic doesn't bode well. You said yourself she is weaker so how the hell did she survive so long unarmed and not blindfolded in the Armageddon type shit outside, without being a crazy demon whisperer person.

  • @autisticlettuce
    @autisticlettuce Před 3 lety +5097

    The monster: exists
    Everyone: freaking out
    Blind people: *pathetic*

  • @leandropinto138
    @leandropinto138 Před 5 lety +3254

    Bird Box - Don't look
    Don't Breathe - Don't breathe
    A Quiet Place - Shut the Fuck Up
    Hush - Can't hear
    Spiderman - Don't feel so good
    My Toilet - Can't Flush

    • @katenation614
      @katenation614 Před 5 lety +56

      That's infinity war but okay

    • @snowy4152
      @snowy4152 Před 5 lety +16

      god dammit

    • @briaunya.4825
      @briaunya.4825 Před 5 lety +79

      @@katenation614 r/////WOOOOOSH

    • @fozz1437
      @fozz1437 Před 5 lety +29

      You can't r/woooosh, she was correcting him because he got part of the joke wrong.

    • @jumsh1811
      @jumsh1811 Před 5 lety +63

      @@fozz1437 no but see spiderman didn't feel so good. it was only spiderman that didn't feel so good, not the entire infinity war. so that's an r/woooosh for the both of you

  • @oliviaiguesss
    @oliviaiguesss Před 2 lety +580

    when the kids both said "I'll do it" with their adorable little voices my heart melted

  • @acinggames8422
    @acinggames8422 Před 2 lety +794

    “She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And right now, she be holdin’ a machete.”
    I LOVE IT

  • @harrysrosetattoo8598
    @harrysrosetattoo8598 Před 4 lety +5040

    The monster: I’m gonna kill everything that looks at me.
    Blind people: I’m about to do what called a pro gamer move.

    • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
      @MikeHawk-bg5ss Před 4 lety +227

      Insane people: _im about to do what's called a "pro gamer move"_

    • @lindarodriguez7714
      @lindarodriguez7714 Před 4 lety +45

      Take that Gary and fellow insane people you can't harm blind people

    • @jian5568
      @jian5568 Před 4 lety +28

      Or call it the suicide Medusa

    • @LycanInsanity
      @LycanInsanity Před 4 lety +17

      That kinda reminds me of scp 096

    • @danielnevin1547
      @danielnevin1547 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm the 420 like. Your welcome

  • @dhtrapalot
    @dhtrapalot Před 5 lety +12701

    Bird Box: Can't See
    Quiet Place: Can't Talk
    Hush: Can't Hear
    You: Can't Get a Girlfriend

    • @deathblow167
      @deathblow167 Před 5 lety +113

      lol

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 Před 5 lety +356

      STOP CALLING ME OUT AS A HETEROSEXUAL CJDKHKVJBILDWCAMCFJ

    • @imAngzy
      @imAngzy Před 5 lety +92

      cries

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 Před 5 lety +89

      MastroyYT I was deliberately overreacting

    • @playerx5583
      @playerx5583 Před 5 lety +71

      Daniel Holland: Can't be a normal person instead of being a bitch.

  • @graythepokemonartist6427
    @graythepokemonartist6427 Před rokem +121

    The ending is so sweet I love that she named the kids after loved ones

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 Před 2 lety +433

    Tom dying was the saddest part for me... Because his biggest fear was losing the woman and children he loved... And once they were safe he was able to let go.. 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
    Edit: no matter what those WERE his kids. And he was their father 😭♥️

    • @imekrandomvids817
      @imekrandomvids817 Před 2 lety +6

      I know, it makes me so sad 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-xd2cd6wb4h
      @user-xd2cd6wb4h Před 2 lety +1

      it’s fake tho-

    • @shadowdevil6282
      @shadowdevil6282 Před 2 lety +1

      How r u not verified?

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 Před 2 lety +3

      @@user-xd2cd6wb4h What did you not understand about this? did you think that the person who wrote the original comment thought that this Hollywood movie was real? I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about!

    • @Notmefr_.
      @Notmefr_. Před 2 lety +3

      @@user-xd2cd6wb4h you don’t think about that when watching a movie or playing a game etc etc

  • @cassie5326
    @cassie5326 Před 5 lety +4638

    How to kill the creatures:
    1. Take off blindfold.
    2. Say 'uno reverse card'
    3. Boom it kills itself.

  • @thebatmanenthusiast
    @thebatmanenthusiast Před 4 lety +4049

    Monster: imma bout to end this mans whole career
    Blind People:
    Monster: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @ElliseTheSquib
    @ElliseTheSquib Před rokem +103

    What was odd about Gary’s little story was that, he said “they took us outside and forced their eye open” well, if his eyes were closed, then how did he know that they opened the other people’s eyes?

    • @luissferman
      @luissferman Před rokem +26

      To be fair even though he was evil, you can easily assume that he heard the other yell to open their eyes just as he did with the grandma

  • @yxndere3070
    @yxndere3070 Před 3 lety +80

    “I can’t believe Lydia diddiya that!”
    -Dead meat, Jan 2019

  • @conclusion7025
    @conclusion7025 Před 4 lety +3292

    birdbox monsters: **exists**
    blind people: *tonight is my night*

  • @salvadorsanchez7093
    @salvadorsanchez7093 Před 5 lety +11979

    A rapper who has beef with Eminem 😂😂
    Straight up didn’t mention his name

    • @AMurr45
      @AMurr45 Před 5 lety +843

      Cause he ain't worthy

    • @vanderlinde2376
      @vanderlinde2376 Před 5 lety +464

      I haven't seen him before the movie so i thought it was just a junkie

    • @tgs7696
      @tgs7696 Před 5 lety +160

      That’s dead beef

    • @nicktorch2691
      @nicktorch2691 Před 5 lety +32

      Lol

    • @ShadyPack_
      @ShadyPack_ Před 5 lety +461

      @@RachmatRL can't commit suicide when eminem landed a killshot on him

  • @astralmiind
    @astralmiind Před 2 měsíci +7

    1:00 The reason it got so popular is:
    1. Covid locking people indoors and leaving us to scour steaming services for anything remotely watchable.
    2. The self inflicted deaths along with the plot were eerie and interesting enough to keep people tuned in until the end (along with the memes making us see what the hype was about)
    3. The lack of jump scares made this a very entry-level movie into the horror genre that most people would be able to watch without being too creeped out to continue.

  • @djvivid7707
    @djvivid7707 Před 2 lety +214

    Everyone saying Tom is the saddest death but what about Charlie, he died a hero 💔🥺

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 Před 5 lety +4444

    The entity is John Cena...you were never supposed to see him

  • @Jacob_11
    @Jacob_11 Před 4 lety +2098

    27 deaths seen
    5 billion deaths unseen

    • @cerealboyjacy3876
      @cerealboyjacy3876 Před 4 lety +21

      The victims of mass sucide epidemic, maybe?

    • @josepadron7547
      @josepadron7547 Před 4 lety +18

      I noticed that the garbage truck is the same one that killed jigsaw’s nephew

    • @ivantodorov39
      @ivantodorov39 Před 4 lety +8

      @Bianca Lopez 27 deaths *seen*. And 5 million *unseen.
      Its birdbox

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 Před 4 lety +4

      I think thats a new kill count record?!?!

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 Před 4 lety +5

      Let me explain. The virus spreads through the world and the world has 7 billion peeps. Once the virus spreads many people would die so that leaves in to 7billion kills. The kills are unseen though so maybe the 7B peeps count?!?!

  • @overcookedegg
    @overcookedegg Před měsícem +5

    As a partially blind woman, I would THRIVE in this world
    I wouldn’t be able to see them well enough to go crazy, but I’d see them just enough to be able to avoid them
    THRIVE, I tell you

  • @mackroone2854
    @mackroone2854 Před rokem +26

    The conversation where she strictly tells them to stay quiet in the beginning still gives me chills to this day.

  • @Somedude-de8px
    @Somedude-de8px Před 5 lety +2201

    Bird Box : Can't see
    A Quiet Place : Can't Talk
    Hush : Can't Hear
    A Quiet Hush Box : You're Dead

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear Před 5 lety +98

      "A quiet hush box" sounds like a gag in a sketch about a daycare/prison.

    • @luna-up6be
      @luna-up6be Před 5 lety +9

      Thetheninjagummybear yeah lol 😂

    • @aney8495
      @aney8495 Před 5 lety +34

      Article 13: can't upload

    • @bluemoon4500
      @bluemoon4500 Před 5 lety +5

      I've watched all of those movies LOL

    • @petfox3413
      @petfox3413 Před 5 lety +6

      Can't live

  • @priyah803
    @priyah803 Před 3 lety +3289

    James: A rapper that has beef with Eminem
    Machine Gun Kelly: 👁️👄👁️

    • @milothebest98
      @milothebest98 Před 3 lety +23

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @happy10135
      @happy10135 Před 3 lety +12

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDD

    • @bethmcl3435
      @bethmcl3435 Před 3 lety +43

      that’s really all there is to mgk

    • @chromaexodus5028
      @chromaexodus5028 Před 3 lety +6

      lel that is what i was saying!!

    • @priyah803
      @priyah803 Před 3 lety

      @Cole Alan Blake suppp

  • @congaroach
    @congaroach Před 2 lety +47

    maybe it’s because i have no concept of good and bad when it comes to movies, but i actually really enjoyed this movie! i remember loving it, and i was throughly impressed when i finished it .
    i did have some questions though :
    -why could some people freely walk around even after seeing the monsters (the crazy people) ? are they so traumatized/mentally unstable that the monsters don’t effect them?

    • @jjprs3062
      @jjprs3062 Před rokem +9

      I believe this was confirmed somewhere else but I can't be too sure: People who look at the monsters go insane and commit suicide but people who are ALREADY insane are perfectly fine.

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I love how The Menu got a self-harm/suicide warning for a single moment of suicide, and yet this video doesn't get one despite the whole point of blinding yourself is so you don't kill yourself.

  • @xenothecatboi
    @xenothecatboi Před 5 lety +1201

    "She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholding a machete."
    My favorite line.

  • @parjai97
    @parjai97 Před 3 lety +4781

    if Douglas was alone, he'd survive for so long...

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame Před 3 lety +172

      nah, he would need someone to glare about how he is the smartest one

    • @sub2skiiergames48
      @sub2skiiergames48 Před 3 lety +131

      Idk, he would drink too much

    • @chirpedits
      @chirpedits Před 3 lety +292

      But his 6th sense was strong and he had absolute faith in his thoughts about people and what is going to happen. So he could have easily survived though he would've just gotten depressed because of his dead wives and would've exposed himself to the monster because he drank too much and was kind of high tempered and fast decision maker

    • @BigGorlock
      @BigGorlock Před 3 lety +8

      I guess you make a point

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico Před 3 lety +136

      I know right? I was so pissed off when they smashed the pot over his head and then locked him on the garage, and yet he came to their rescue. Stupid people.

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 2 lety +18

    It’s basically like The Happening and A Quiet Place got ground up into a pile and snorted.

  • @Hotttjesus
    @Hotttjesus Před rokem +18

    I love this movie, the concept was good with the suicidal thingys, but the crazy people that want to show you the things are amazing, overall this movie was great in many ways and I believe the sene were Gary kills everyone in the house was godly and also Lydia just climbing in to the burning car

  • @dr00ku
    @dr00ku Před 3 lety +3316

    Fun fact: the “local looking store” is a whole 30 second walk from my front door. Movies and shows film there all the fucking time. The store could have its own star on the walk of fame, I swear.

  • @yareyaredaze6059
    @yareyaredaze6059 Před 5 lety +18177

    I had my blindfold on but I found my way to the like button

  • @Bekant_Svenne
    @Bekant_Svenne Před 2 lety +14

    James: talks about bird box and doing a kill count
    Me: **looks at the pop tart box in the backround**

  • @sliccwolf9716
    @sliccwolf9716 Před 3 lety +18

    Mallory: Doesnt look outside the whole movie*
    Dora the explorer: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 Před 5 lety +1853

    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived

    • @akatsukigogeta
      @akatsukigogeta Před 5 lety +89

      Tom like the rest not named douglas deserved to die. Tom specifically couldn't stop being mr savior always putting everyone at risk by opening the fucking door. Tom is responsible for olympias bs and charlie dying.

    • @DogNamedRaga
      @DogNamedRaga Před 5 lety +8

      Yes

    • @vicvic2950
      @vicvic2950 Před 5 lety +77

      @@akatsukigogeta He's just too kind for his own good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I feel like Charlie should have lived though. Tom too.

    • @Bella-zw2tg
      @Bella-zw2tg Před 5 lety +33

      akatsukigogeta I mean that's kinda true but he wanted everyone to be safe. I think almost everyone was sad when Tom died.

    • @sniperammow4865
      @sniperammow4865 Před 5 lety

      VbgVbg 113 I agree, it’s good Tom died.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před 5 lety +3996

    can't see, can't hear, can't talk, *cAnT rElAtE* lol

  • @joneeshiastallings3968
    @joneeshiastallings3968 Před 2 lety +3

    Bird box = Can't see
    Quite Place = Can't Talk
    Hush = Can't hear
    Corona = Can't go outside

  • @lilynamoradze1318
    @lilynamoradze1318 Před 2 lety +12

    * person in a horror movie tries to use their phone to seek help *
    electricity: *aight ima head out*

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic Před 5 lety +14691

    You forgot that one person irl who did the bird box challenge driving a car

  • @murrao5820
    @murrao5820 Před 4 lety +1790

    Bird Box: can't see
    Hush: can't hear
    Quiet Place: can't make noise
    The commenters: can't make an original joke

  • @Twillva
    @Twillva Před 2 lety +12

    The movie: People saving others over the course of the end of Earth
    The birds: "This title belongs to us"

  • @Valerie-ts8yl
    @Valerie-ts8yl Před 3 lety +4

    “ 𝗕𝗼𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹.“
    𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲.

  • @yari9944
    @yari9944 Před 5 lety +918

    doctor; you're blind
    bird box; you're a survivor

  • @shamrock4452
    @shamrock4452 Před 4 lety +3293

    "A rapper who's got beef with Eminem" never laughed so hard

    • @irving7137
      @irving7137 Před 4 lety +51

      MGK?

    • @bruhmoment2316
      @bruhmoment2316 Před 4 lety +10

      Was it actually him?

    • @emamibhattacharjee1874
      @emamibhattacharjee1874 Před 4 lety +2

      This statement was something which I didn't understand...

    • @fuckinpandemic25
      @fuckinpandemic25 Před 4 lety +34

      @@bruhmoment2316 yes that is mgk his real name is Colson Baker he's also in the dirt, big time adolescence, nerve, the land and Pete Davidson is the king of Staten island

    • @cereza3677
      @cereza3677 Před 4 lety +4

      That's why I loved "Dead Meat" channel

  • @bisoran1212
    @bisoran1212 Před rokem +3

    The movie should have a description. "People randomly commiting suicide because they have eyes"

  • @troyrussell177
    @troyrussell177 Před rokem +17

    Tom is one of my favorite male characters in movie history. Prime example of what Divine masculinity looks like. Strong loving protector, ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of his family 🙏

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 Před 5 lety +3242

    Birdbox challenge day 1:
    Stubs toe on the table in the first five seconds
    *quits*

  • @bobinbuckley
    @bobinbuckley Před 5 lety +248

    2018: *snatching weaves*
    2019: *snatching blindfolds*

  • @workittworkit
    @workittworkit Před 4 měsíci +2

    One thing I love about James is he always gives his opinion on the film whilst still respecting the subjective nature of the art of each film he covers!

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 Před 2 lety +5

    16:15 Man David Dastmalchian just cannot stop dying in movies lmfao.
    This is his second time on the kill count after The Belko Experiment - RIP.

  • @Sydnee_11076
    @Sydnee_11076 Před 3 lety +2905

    Saddest kill of the movie: Tom

    • @kosturovamoc2293
      @kosturovamoc2293 Před 3 lety +227

      He lived as hero and died as hero

    • @ALL_MY_STUDENTS_ARE_MORONZ
      @ALL_MY_STUDENTS_ARE_MORONZ Před 3 lety +24

      @@kosturovamoc2293 he did...the monster thingy was probably me

    • @diavolo9419
      @diavolo9419 Před 3 lety +7

      Big F

    • @darthvadersleftglove
      @darthvadersleftglove Před 3 lety +65

      For me it was olympia, i loved her character, i stopped the movie and never played it again after her death

    • @anasocorrob
      @anasocorrob Před 3 lety +57

      @@darthvadersleftglove frrr olympia and tom were so sad dude

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 5 lety +575

    “She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be-hold in’ a machete.” I love this channel!

  • @kluski3423
    @kluski3423 Před rokem +10

    I love how nobody questioned her taking birds when they needed essentials

  • @ORProductionss
    @ORProductionss Před 2 lety +8

    What confuses me is how have the insane people not commit suicide from looking at the monster but not the normal people (I feel like I answered my own confusion)

  • @jeramiemarler5071
    @jeramiemarler5071 Před 5 lety +352

    Bird box: see no evil
    A quiet place: speak no evil
    Hush: hear no evil

    • @jeramiemarler5071
      @jeramiemarler5071 Před 5 lety +4

      I think that's how it goes, correct me if I'm wrong

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 Před 5 lety

      Your right

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 Před 5 lety +1

      But they say all of that in the quiet place I think

    • @deniserosas9033
      @deniserosas9033 Před 5 lety +1

      @@valk6138 they also said something like that in saw

    • @GhostSoapO
      @GhostSoapO Před 5 lety

      Dont blink: try to see evil. But still die?

  • @kenna9786
    @kenna9786 Před 5 lety +715

    “She knows beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholdin a machete”

  • @kaybud28
    @kaybud28 Před 2 lety +11

    I love dead meat because he’s like a reviewer and also counts kills

  • @user-kz8xg5cf7k
    @user-kz8xg5cf7k Před 2 lety +3

    I tried to watch this movie 3 separate times, and fell asleep each time. So thank you for the summary and great vid :)

  • @sheilasheils1174
    @sheilasheils1174 Před 5 lety +799

    Quiet Place = Can't speak
    Hush = Can't hear
    Bird Box = Can't see
    Raven = Can't swim
    Jeffery Star = Can't relate
    Laura Lee = Can't cry

    • @beehivestudiosart373
      @beehivestudiosart373 Před 5 lety +10

      I’m quacking

    • @kturner5022
      @kturner5022 Před 5 lety +12

      No who says this: "Are you quaking or are you quacking?.....I WILL GO DROWN MYSELF" HMMMMMMMM ANY IDEAS? OH AND HE CANT RELATE!? SHANE DAWSON!

    • @alicepeard8432
      @alicepeard8432 Před 5 lety +2

      Sheila Sheils but she can cry in gucci

    • @beehivestudiosart373
      @beehivestudiosart373 Před 5 lety

      Wot?

    • @emery7479
      @emery7479 Před 5 lety +1

      Can’t touch: can’t touch this (que music)

  • @keshavanand1230
    @keshavanand1230 Před 5 lety +643

    suicide in Forests ?
    *LOGAN PAUL HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

    • @bruh5620
      @bruh5620 Před 5 lety +1

      LOL

    • @pallythelavendermenace
      @pallythelavendermenace Před 5 lety +1

      OML 😂😂😂😂

    • @moonstone4893
      @moonstone4893 Před 5 lety +1

      Omfg
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jewels_kewels1683
      @jewels_kewels1683 Před 5 lety +6

      Oh my god is that a dead body yoooo let’s vlog it and very lightly blur the face only and laugh

    • @tempest7527
      @tempest7527 Před 5 lety +15

      Logan P: *takes off blindfold*
      Demon: *Takes on the form of demonitization logo*
      Logan: *Dies*

  • @clairetompkins5320
    @clairetompkins5320 Před 2 lety +5

    James: Scissors man tools of life and death
    Me: 👁️👄👁️
    *thats deep*

  • @mr_blue7161
    @mr_blue7161 Před 3 lety +3

    “Man I can’t believe Lydia didia that”
    This is why watching James makes me happy

  • @justanotherperson8679
    @justanotherperson8679 Před 5 lety +493

    She calls them boy and girl?
    THIS IS FEMALE KRATOS

  • @simoneroberts3822
    @simoneroberts3822 Před 5 lety +1109

    That elderly lady and Tom’s death were the saddest to me

  • @cloudyskies9956
    @cloudyskies9956 Před rokem +4

    I love how he adds comedy to this, like that one friend with trauma

  • @krapiak
    @krapiak Před 3 lety +11

    it's like the opposite of covid: you cover up outside, but take them off inside

  • @mr.lololol5798
    @mr.lololol5798 Před 4 lety +2175

    The monsters are really just the characters from cats

  • @lowcarbcomedy
    @lowcarbcomedy Před 5 lety +2144

    I always get Strawberry and Riboflavin confused 😜

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 5 lety +261

      Let it be known that Zoran here came up with that joke while editing for me!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy Před 5 lety +88

      @@DeadMeat Oh you, I just couldn't stand by and let those poor children think that's what actual strawberries taste like.

    • @asleepyho5-865
      @asleepyho5-865 Před 5 lety +6

      Dead Meat 💜

    • @ocellarissaurus6720
      @ocellarissaurus6720 Před 5 lety +9

      @@lowcarbcomedy omg I friggin love your social medisochist video!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy Před 5 lety +15

      Ocellaris Saurus thank you! so excited to be filming the sequel in 20 days!

  • @angel-is-alive
    @angel-is-alive Před 8 měsíci +2

    i like to imagine the creature is just lowtiergod

  • @braydenturner7743
    @braydenturner7743 Před 2 lety +9

    If ima be honest he is the one who got me over my fear of horror movies

  • @Monkeys_from_the_Arctic
    @Monkeys_from_the_Arctic Před 3 lety +1578

    When Mallory said, “This is what strawberry tastes like” and James said, “Actually, that’s what corn syrup and riboflavin taste like, but sure...” I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

  • @ChocoCopters
    @ChocoCopters Před 5 lety +469

    *Bird Box: Can't see*
    *Hush: Can't hear*
    *_A Quiet Place: Can't speak_*
    *_SCP-173: Can't Blink_*
    *_SCP-096: Shouldn't be looked at_*
    *_Facebook users: Can't save their data_*
    *_Bambi: Can't find the parents_*
    *_Kids: Can't trust white vans_*
    *_Karen: Keeps taking the kids_*
    *_EA: Can't save your wallet_*
    *_Black Guy in a Movie: Can't die second_*
    *_Hit Or Miss: Can't miss_*
    *_-My Life: Can't find a reason to live-_*

  • @Octane-wi3ew
    @Octane-wi3ew Před rokem +2

    Me after mixing up bird box and quiet place: Well guess I’ll die

    • @q12aw50
      @q12aw50 Před rokem

      Helen Keller movie

  • @kidadventures9583
    @kidadventures9583 Před 3 lety +7

    For my brothers birthday my parents wouldn’t let me watch this with him and his friends but the next day let me watch it with them in a car

  • @sherinicole7605
    @sherinicole7605 Před 5 lety +452

    Bird Box: Can’t see
    A Quiet Place: Can’t speak
    Hush: Can’t hear
    Meme: Can’t believe you’ve done this
    I’m adding more
    Raven: Can’t swim (thanks replies)
    MC Hammer: Can’t touch this

  • @cryptidliker5294
    @cryptidliker5294 Před 4 lety +4061

    This movie's flashback scenes perfectly depict quarantine.

  • @IsAbElGoNzAlEz9829
    @IsAbElGoNzAlEz9829 Před 2 lety

    As someone whos too much of a whimp to watch horror movies but has always been so curious kill count is *chefs kiss*. I’ve been binge waiting the last week

  • @cassiescorner3367
    @cassiescorner3367 Před 2 lety

    "She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be holdin a machete." God I love James. Keep up the great work dude.

  • @shape5915
    @shape5915 Před 5 lety +512

    "Take off your blindfold, I gotta sprite cranberry for you"

  • @hw4703
    @hw4703 Před 3 lety +1320

    I know Malorie was trying not to get attached to the kids so the monsters can’t use them as a weapon against herself but she could have at least given them names. If your parents distance themselves from you (either purposely or accidentally) and then just decide to try bond with you, it is really awkward. It takes years to build up a decent level of trust with a parent who isn’t around a lot. But maybe it might be different because the kids are rather young when she starts to actually try to be a decent parent.

    • @staticdoggoe34rd
      @staticdoggoe34rd Před 3 lety +20

      That’s smart

    • @smiley_wiener
      @smiley_wiener Před 3 lety +62

      she does gives them name later on in the end so it's alright.

    • @jovansoh
      @jovansoh Před 3 lety +62

      The problem was that she had considered if her motherhood was a mistake at the beginning of the movie. I guess that's why she didn't technically care

    • @nataliealphonse4634
      @nataliealphonse4634 Před 2 lety +15

      They had Tom the whole time and presumably knew about their differences in opinion, it would be hella awkward yes but she seems to realize how wrong she was at the end so I assume she would like talk it out with them

    • @samanthaweber2195
      @samanthaweber2195 Před 2 lety +37

      Well she obviously did care if she kept them alive. And there is definitely trust in the relationship

  • @ajbanky7870
    @ajbanky7870 Před rokem +4

    “Seriously, you all wouldn’t shut the hell up about it” this is why James is the best host 😂

  • @matthijshannink
    @matthijshannink Před 4 měsíci +1

    A Quiet Place never forced anyone to abandon any of their senses.. hearing, seeing, smelling and feeling were all fine as long as you were silent.

  • @killakalli
    @killakalli Před 3 lety +1676

    When Tom died, I paused the movie, went outside, and questioned life.

    • @icee1683
      @icee1683 Před 3 lety +31

      @@slevinchannel7589 what do you mean the actors were deranged?

    • @lixxie144
      @lixxie144 Před 3 lety +78

      @@slevinchannel7589 So a single one-second sex scene and make out sessions between a loving couple make the directors deranged? Have you never watched an R movie?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 3 lety +7

      @@lixxie144 Hahaha.
      You're so delusional.
      Wait - loving couple? Didnt those two simpletons just meet that day?
      ...Well, whatever, doesnt matter.
      Your comment just now was very, very stupid. Sorry, no sweet-talking here.

    • @milkymanqt2804
      @milkymanqt2804 Před 3 lety +62

      Slevin Channel I think you’re the delusional one, the directors arent brain damaged for putting a very short sex scene in a rated R movie. R is for 18+ since you obviously have some sort of brain damage

    • @icee1683
      @icee1683 Před 3 lety +56

      @@slevinchannel7589 you're probably like 8 years old who never watched a rated r movie, of course they are going to have random stuff that makes sense for a rated r movie.

  • @emre.e6184
    @emre.e6184 Před 5 lety +233

    I love how passive aggressive your voice is

  • @SinAhmen
    @SinAhmen Před 2 lety +6

    i really like your videos they help me pick what movies i want to watch and i really like your sense of humor. your a cool guy thanks

    • @SinAhmen
      @SinAhmen Před 2 lety

      oh hey cool i got highlighted thanks man

    • @thevoid7635
      @thevoid7635 Před 2 lety

      @@SinAhmen bruh, you don't get highlighted by the creator, it when you click on your own comment

  • @fourandahalf8331
    @fourandahalf8331 Před 2 lety +3

    I love all these They Might be Giants references

  • @js0219
    @js0219 Před 4 lety +891

    This movie: * people thinking the pandemic wont spread to their area *
    2020: **people thinking the pandemic wont spread to their area**

  • @augustundergroundsmordum
    @augustundergroundsmordum Před 5 lety +670

    Normal People:Blackout Windows with other campers scared to death
    Blind People: *Gets Starbucks Listens to music Goes for walk in park*

    • @froidee
      @froidee Před 5 lety +3

      lol

    • @estheriooo
      @estheriooo Před 5 lety +28

      Me: *sips facts not tea*

    • @ramry1011
      @ramry1011 Před 5 lety +2

      POWER OF FEELING CRAP

    • @globglub5860
      @globglub5860 Před 5 lety +14

      Yeah lolz. I would spray something on my eyes to go blind. It's worth the pain

    • @thepotatosquadyeet1407
      @thepotatosquadyeet1407 Před 5 lety +2

      You are inquiring blind people aren’t normal people

  • @tacituskilgore80
    @tacituskilgore80 Před rokem

    17:36 That reference was so out of nowhere but i liked it, James 😂

  • @TheBensonMalone
    @TheBensonMalone Před 2 lety

    this was the first kill count i watched, thank god it got recommended to me 3 years ago, i’ve been watching ever since

  • @Coouge
    @Coouge Před 5 lety +1226

    They would rather die than intentionally blind themselves.

    • @tanyaerway1205
      @tanyaerway1205 Před 5 lety +8

      Hey man

    • @ayojack4501
      @ayojack4501 Před 5 lety +45

      Wait could it be that the woman in dr phil show who blinded herself with drain cleaner foreSAW the bird box movie and did it to protect herself

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 Před 5 lety +1

      I would take some lighter fluid to my eyes tbh

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 Před 5 lety +2

      Natalie GG no. They just want you to see. Remember the stranger?

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 Před 5 lety

      Natalie GG he opened the garage door, letting him see

  • @jad7405
    @jad7405 Před 5 lety +681

    Next movie: Can't Hear
    *G o o d t h i n g I h a v e a i r p o d s*

    • @puddle7740
      @puddle7740 Před 5 lety +12

      Yeetus Gleetus that’s hush but okay go off I guess

    • @dom.3615
      @dom.3615 Před 5 lety

      ur mum gay yeah watched the whole thing it was kinda boring but interesting

    • @thesourfountain9005
      @thesourfountain9005 Před 5 lety +4

      @@puddle7740 I think he meant something along the lines of "If you hear the monster... I dunno, your brain explodes"

    • @chill_redditstories
      @chill_redditstories Před 5 lety +2

      Yeetus Gleetus a quiet place is already a movie

    • @zzsleepyzzz10
      @zzsleepyzzz10 Před 5 lety +3

      Air pods don't block sound

  • @honey.nut.qu33rio
    @honey.nut.qu33rio Před 2 lety

    "Damn, he looks good in the moonlight."
    I gave an unexpected sensible chuckle at that one, so I had to comment 🌞

  • @FinamationStudios
    @FinamationStudios Před měsícem

    One thing I've always wondered about in the bird box universe is: What if you locked someone in a box made of soft inflated walls and guards that come in and forcefully feed him, showed him an image of the monster and then what would happen? He couldn't starve himself and he couldn't ram his head into a wall. So would he just live his life trying to off himself and not succeeding?

  • @Batman-cq6ee
    @Batman-cq6ee Před 5 lety +1926

    Just imagine how happy blind people would be

    • @mcslrtzquicklebrym2nd860
      @mcslrtzquicklebrym2nd860 Před 5 lety +69

      Yeh but they are more lucky if they can do echolocation!!! did i spell it right??

    • @agerestriction2069
      @agerestriction2069 Před 5 lety +18

      McSlrtz Quicklebrym 2nd yeah you spelled it right

    • @Miaumuuusculos
      @Miaumuuusculos Před 5 lety +59

      Man they be like : ha.. noobs

    • @9zead
      @9zead Před 5 lety +39

      All my friends and family may have killed them selves but at least I can die alone. What a joyous world

    • @igor5158
      @igor5158 Před 5 lety +4

      Blind 0l arent actually blind. They can still see shapes n light

  • @alphawolf772
    @alphawolf772 Před 5 lety +576

    Seeing people in Bird Box: *Screams,Pushes people,Sees people die, Sees creature, Commits suicide*
    Blind people in Bird Box: *Sips Starbucks, Listens to TV, Lives life, Take a walk, Gets bored, Goes shopping, sleep, repeat.*

    • @Fortnitegaymer_
      @Fortnitegaymer_ Před 5 lety +32

      ‘Watch TV’

    • @alphawolf772
      @alphawolf772 Před 5 lety +15

      My mistake XD

    • @alfredoalejo2223
      @alfredoalejo2223 Před 5 lety +25

      Blind people would still have to worry about the dudes who would go around and kill people

    • @warukomako167
      @warukomako167 Před 5 lety

      @@Time_Accel I think they meant listen to TV XD

    • @gracegoodall4817
      @gracegoodall4817 Před 5 lety +1

      You did say listen to and wouldn't the blind die cuz of the minions that kill them if they don't look

  • @marisamunizz
    @marisamunizz Před rokem

    I freaking luv when James says “aww das nice” 😂