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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @Kiwi-en7wz
    @Kiwi-en7wz Před 3 lety +5210

    How to survive Countdown
    1. Don't download the app
    2. Be the cameraman
    3. Be the Cameraman

    • @ciocisan
      @ciocisan Před 3 lety +125

      A smart one.............. finally

    • @omardelgado1835
      @omardelgado1835 Před 3 lety +47

      Are we going to ask why the indominus Rex Lego on his desk?
      Edit: Forgot to put bootleg

    • @katfosseneuve5721
      @katfosseneuve5721 Před 3 lety +39

      "What if you're the camera man in the found footage movies?" Become the camera duhh

    • @no_onehere2597
      @no_onehere2597 Před 3 lety +35

      4.Be the killer

    • @Reddyicecream
      @Reddyicecream Před 3 lety +31

      No
      You be the camera!

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf Před 3 lety +1279

    imagine being like, 80 years old on your death bed, completely forgot you downloaded this app, and just a few seconds before you draw your last breath, you get launched into the ceiling in front of all your loved ones because you didn't die at the assigned time.

  • @microooo
    @microooo Před 2 lety +1207

    How to prevent this whole movie: “Hey! I found this cool app that tells you when you’ll die!”
    “Nah bro I’m good.”

    • @kokonaharuka6512
      @kokonaharuka6512 Před 2 lety +29

      Roll credits!

    • @Daymyan22
      @Daymyan22 Před 2 lety +26

      How to troll the audience after the credits:
      “Lol, bro I went ahead and downloaded it for you”

    • @excalfn
      @excalfn Před 2 lety +1

      but it doesnt change that u die... it just tells u when u will die

    • @fnflyrics6585
      @fnflyrics6585 Před 2 lety +11

      @@excalfn yea but I don’t think a demon will kill you if you didn’t download the app and just let nature take its course

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Před rokem +3

      Food this cool app that tells you when you'll die! Nah bro I'm good.

  • @spookysugar
    @spookysugar Před rokem +407

    Just now I realized that Quinn got the "user agreement broken" notification twice when she acts to avoid her death, first by cancelling her trip, and second, by trying to report the would-be rapist. He wasn't going to stop after that kiss

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- Před 2 měsíci +6

      I dont think she stopped his advances because of knowledge of her time of death. It’s implied that these events were destined, only knowledge of their time of death is what makes them avoid decisions that would lead to their intended death. But in that scene, she was only trying not to get taken advantage of.
      Also that scene was way off the intended time of death.

    • @user-mm8zq2gr1q
      @user-mm8zq2gr1q Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah, I don't think you're right there. He wasn't going to kill her.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +6007

    It's absolutely mind boggling that this entire movie wouldn't have even happened if everyone didn't have smartphones.

  • @kirekt695
    @kirekt695 Před 3 lety +2446

    These jumpscares are nothing compared to the microwave when you zone out

  • @Incognigro.
    @Incognigro. Před 3 lety +2085

    One question I have though: By downloading the app, is the demon then randomly assigning and deciding the point at which people die? Or, is the date and time already set in stone and the demon is just merely providing people the actual time?
    So basically is the demon causing their death, or simply providing an accurate time, only following up if they try to change it?

    • @brendancorey7831
      @brendancorey7831 Před 3 lety +202

      I'd imagine it's a mix of both, basically saying you give some life to know when it ends.

    • @craigbaker593
      @craigbaker593 Před 2 lety +105

      When they search up their names to change their dates her sister comes up. Don't know if she has checked hers but if not then it seems already determined (despite the strange number of deaths among a small number of related people)

    • @HPGIRL1109
      @HPGIRL1109 Před 2 lety +142

      their death date and time is set in stone without even downloading the app. but the people who downloaded the app, and avoided their death because they knew exactly when they were supposed to die (like the girl in the beginning didn't get into the car with the drunk driver after realizing it lined up with when she was supposed to die, same with quinn cancelling her cemetery plans) then they broke the agreement and the demon comes for them so that they still die at that exact time, even if it's not how they were originally supposed to die.

    • @Incognigro.
      @Incognigro. Před 2 lety +30

      @Xwiri So basically, it seems the majority of the responses are saying:
      The app gives the user their already determined date/time of death. When they will die is already etched in stone, the app is merely telling you “hey this is when you die, which is exactly x amount of time.”
      When the user attempts to avoid their impending death, the demon then informs them “hey, I see you avoided the events that would have lead to your death, that’s cheating.” The Demon will then come for the person personally and kill the person at the exact same time they were originally going to die. Only this time, it is in a different way by the demons hands.
      My question: I was basically wondering if when you download the app, whatever date and time you were originally supposed to die on… gets thrown out the window. So basically, your death date is blank. The demon would then (randomly I suppose) give you a new death date, let’s just say you download and open the app and the demon decides “screw it, let’s kill them in 3 hours”. Essentially, the demon has now given you a new death date. Then from there, if you skip/avoid it, it hunts you down and kills you.

    • @Incognigro.
      @Incognigro. Před 2 lety +2

      @Xwiri what didn’t you understand

  • @navandozer
    @navandozer Před 2 lety +250

    "This feels illegal... I like it" is something Tom Segura would actually say. He's basically playing himself in this movie.

  • @paulericratilla9271
    @paulericratilla9271 Před 3 lety +3889

    The countdown app : Kills people
    Also people : *Rates it 3.6 stars*

    • @geezer2ma989
      @geezer2ma989 Před 3 lety +24

      It’s fake

    • @BushVFX
      @BushVFX Před 3 lety +104

      @@geezer2ma989 um

    • @godspade9663
      @godspade9663 Před 3 lety +76

      @@geezer2ma989 no shit it is

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 Před 3 lety +95

      I mean to be fair, with all the people and bots who automatically rate things 5 stars, 3.6 is pretty awful

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh Před 3 lety +55

      @@geezer2ma989 Suuure, and next thing you're gonna tell me is that the earth isn't flat smh people these days

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru Před 3 lety +4610

    I like to imagine there's one guy who downloaded the app and figures that he can't die before his appointed time, so he constantly puts himself in danger and drives Ozhin absolutely crazy.
    Ties a boulder to his legs and tosses it off a bridge? Ozhin snaps the rope before it goes taut.
    Points a gun at his head? Ozhin jams it.
    Tosses a box of knives into the air over his head? Ozhin goes "Oh come on!" and deflects them.

  • @artificial_goblin1953
    @artificial_goblin1953 Před 2 lety +695

    Why is no one talking about Dr. Cullen being in this movie? Iconic

    • @spacenebs6744
      @spacenebs6744 Před 2 lety +21

      I knowww that’s what I was thinking

    • @regtnein2794
      @regtnein2794 Před 2 lety +6

      No one knows him

    • @spacenebs6744
      @spacenebs6744 Před 2 lety +44

      @@regtnein2794 a bunch of people know him, whether they like it or not.

    • @dommiller9920
      @dommiller9920 Před 2 lety +4

      Who

    • @babyylexiee4642
      @babyylexiee4642 Před 2 lety +22

      @@regtnein2794 almost everyone knows him.. especially if you’ve heard about twilight💀

  • @TotallyRandomVideoz1
    @TotallyRandomVideoz1 Před 2 lety +94

    The sign on the floor to keep the demon out was a perfect plan after they proved that it works and ditching it afterwards was a huge mistake. It was the only certain thing that could save them and that they knew worked for the situation. All they had to do was not fall for stupid illusions no matter how tempting they might be. They could tape themselves to the floor or a chair or something to stop themselves from leaving it.

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- Před 2 měsíci +4

      I dont even understand why it was tempting… they knew 100% fact it was the demon

    • @alyendragon4209
      @alyendragon4209 Před 22 dny

      The demon could have killed them with a ranged attack, so I don't think it's completely foolproof.

  • @airenmarie1250
    @airenmarie1250 Před 3 lety +7444

    So, basically, this is "Final Destination, the App." With a demon added for good measure.
    Edit: I should have said something sooner, but I honestly didn't expect this much blow-up from my comment. Thanks. You all are fucking awesome. 😎

  • @heykarlnick3882
    @heykarlnick3882 Před 3 lety +3775

    There must be a button "Watch an ads if you want to extend 29 days for your life" somewhere.....

  • @octaviankelly
    @octaviankelly Před 3 lety +83

    Allie was played by Jeannie Elise Mai who was a reactor for FBE. I love James' subtle joke at 2:30 about it which no one seems to be talking baout.

    • @yasmin2944
      @yasmin2944 Před 2 lety

      I just got that

    • @jackhughs941
      @jackhughs941 Před 2 lety +2

      He also made a joke about how the guy who played Matt, also playes paynekiller in black lighting, which he referenced right before his death

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain Před 2 lety +79

    So is no one gonna comment on how the sister's timers both ran out during the gravesite visit?
    My takeaway was the dad was planning something nefarious.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol, The Dad did it!

    • @RealHajimeHinata
      @RealHajimeHinata Před rokem +11

      Omg… and it works even better when you know that the dad is played by Matt Letscher, who also played Reverse Flash.

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, a little weird that plot point never went anywhere lol

    • @kyoka1528
      @kyoka1528 Před rokem +7

      I think possibly they were maybe suppose to die in a car accident possibly - which obviously didn't happen since the grave visit at the time of their expected deaths was cancelled. It makes sense really.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +1059

    Courtney: I’m supposed to die in three hours so I won’t drive in a car to be safe
    Also Courtney: *walks home alone in the dead of night completely unprotected*

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 Před 3 lety +21

      Honestly I think it would have been more likely that she would freeze to death when walking in the night because if she had 3 hours left to live and would have died if she took a ride from her boyfriend the countdown would still go to zero killing her since the method isn’t specified that would make more sense than a demon connected to the app

    • @jesus_says_chill8688
      @jesus_says_chill8688 Před 3 lety +9

      I absolutely agree op. That begs the question, in that case, of which way to die is worse? Possibly being murdered and having a painful death, most likely from a stab wound, or a car crash in which there's a chance of an instant death? I would probably pick the car, but idk

    • @Jarekx2007
      @Jarekx2007 Před 3 lety +1

      She made it home just fine.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Jarekx2007 I mean lucky for her but it’s never safe for young girls to go home alone at night I mean come on

    • @Brass_Buckle
      @Brass_Buckle Před 3 lety

      @@songbird6414 what about men huh?

  • @suzanadesousa3317
    @suzanadesousa3317 Před 3 lety +760

    *Slaps the roof of James*
    " We're getting so many hours of quality entertainment from this guy. "

  • @guilhermerocha7071
    @guilhermerocha7071 Před 2 lety +489

    Your videos are so good! Everything is very well structured and you also use humour very well! Congratulations!

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados Před 3 lety +48

    "Ok guys the demon will use illusions to trick us."
    Matt: "Little dead brother!"
    I mean you cant really feel bad for someone who is basically asking to get killed.

  • @ez7145
    @ez7145 Před 3 lety +4268

    Theory: This app was created to punish people who skip Terms and Conditions

    • @louietae9932
      @louietae9932 Před 3 lety +241

      So basically everyone on earth lol

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave Před 3 lety +57

      @@louietae9932
      Oof... but not untrue

    • @samprada9298
      @samprada9298 Před 3 lety +73

      ngl I always think of the south park episode humancentiPAD when I click agree on terms and conditions

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +35

      It’s not a demon, just a very salty developer.

    • @Dominator_0211
      @Dominator_0211 Před 3 lety +8

      Human centipad

  • @BlastGamer77
    @BlastGamer77 Před 3 lety +462

    Imagine being told you would definitely die if you went outside the circle and then proceeding to go outside the circle to comfort a demon vision of your definitely dead brother.

    • @richardpignataro211
      @richardpignataro211 Před 3 lety +46

      Yea that was honestly the dumbest shit I’ve seen

    • @staysafe7271
      @staysafe7271 Před 3 lety +16

      Sounds like Spongebob

    • @lolawola6707
      @lolawola6707 Před 3 lety

      Can’t stay there forever anyways

    • @jamesbednar8625
      @jamesbednar8625 Před 3 lety

      Kind of like when the Corona-cooties first to hold of the world. Stay inside or you will die!!!!

    • @Wolfyone94
      @Wolfyone94 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeeeeaaah.. I completely didnt get that one, and honestly, they wouldve both most likely survived if he had just listened

  • @pixelkitty4453
    @pixelkitty4453 Před rokem +12

    It's so funny how Jame says "do you wanna build a snowman" because the main character played anna from frozen in once upon a time. I love the movie reference that only few people understand!!

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Před 10 měsíci +1

      I only got that one because I had already looked her up on IMDb to see why she looked familiar to me. Very subtle!

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU Před 2 lety +20

    I really love the angle in this Movie. Ancient demons utilizing Modern Technology and the carefree Nature of people to lure them into Contracts that forfeit their souls... pretty cool concept.

    • @pleaseshutup7053
      @pleaseshutup7053 Před 2 lety +5

      Too bad the execution was disappointing the kill count made it seem more fast pace but it’s a really slow movie

  • @speakerg2
    @speakerg2 Před 3 lety +878

    It just hurts that the "User Agreement Broken" isn't consistently capitalized.

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 Před 3 lety +15

      Would've been better if the app constantly screamed or killed you nearly instantly if you "broke the user agreement", I thought it was dumb when the girl at the beginning just got lifted into the air and dropped

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ackrat704 That would go against the whole premise/hook/originality(?) of the movie though. Think of it as Final Destination, but it’s not the the order, its the exact timing that can’t be broken. The demon breaking her neck is also like final destination, by making it look like either an accident or suicide to an outside observer.

  • @jakeborduin4578
    @jakeborduin4578 Před 3 lety +5576

    Y'know, the characters having very little time left makes sense for this kind of a film, but it'd actually be kind of interesting to have the opposite- someone who checks the app and finds they'll live for some absurd amount of time, like 300 years or something, and following them going mad in a bizarre deathless state for centuries.

    • @yaboideviin3240
      @yaboideviin3240 Před 3 lety +331

      that is actually pretty interesting, there needs to be a movie based on that

    • @JigglyBooties
      @JigglyBooties Před 3 lety +321

      or have them do some crazy ass life threatening shit because they think they're invincible

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 Před 3 lety +309

      That sounds like a Junji Ito story. The one where a guy goes to sleep and his dreams increases in length, first they feel like they last days and then years, then decades. It goes to the point where he's lived a whole life spanning a thousand years with his wife only to wake up again. You should check it out its super bizarre and disturbing and not that long.

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 Před 3 lety +65

      Its called Long Sleep

    • @walsh9080
      @walsh9080 Před 3 lety +87

      There's a good film about an immortal man called The Man From Earth but its actually frustrating because it examines what a real immortal would be like. He doesn't know why he's immortal, he just has a best guess. People ask him questions about like Napoleon but he doesn't know because he wasn't in France at that time.
      As long as you don't age, I imagine that's how extended lifespans would go for most people. They'd just get on with stuff and forget lots of things.

  • @civilianarc9624
    @civilianarc9624 Před 2 lety +18

    15:45
    Clever Black Lightning reference there James

  • @zeromistplayz4697
    @zeromistplayz4697 Před 2 lety +32

    I thought the death of the girl @ 17:17 - 17:20 was wrong until I noticed exactly when the time ran out she took her last breath. Incredible detail

  • @ikahekathesnake4233
    @ikahekathesnake4233 Před 3 lety +1242

    “You could pick something worse to watch” raves James A janisse

    • @minaashido4643
      @minaashido4643 Před 3 lety +13

      THIS COMMENT WINS SHSHSY

    • @jdrummerdd
      @jdrummerdd Před 3 lety +6

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @zicogsoul6376
      @zicogsoul6376 Před 3 lety +6

      He isnt wrong. Ive seen the movie in theaters and it was boring tbh

    • @monado5937
      @monado5937 Před 3 lety +3

      Just watch Final Destination, mostly the same premise but better.

    • @zicogsoul6376
      @zicogsoul6376 Před 3 lety +2

      @@monado5937 final destination is thw way better choics tbh

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 3 lety +840

    One of the nurses is played by Tichina Arnold, Chris mom's from Everybody Hates Chris

    • @Farzee49
      @Farzee49 Před 3 lety +26

      He said her name wrong. It's "TE-SHee-NA" not "TE-CHee-NA".

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 3 lety +17

      @From a Bicycle seat She was also in the first Big Momma's House and the Wild Hogs movie which starred Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H.Macy

    • @AlumiKage
      @AlumiKage Před 3 lety +5

      NICE FACT BRO

    • @jaysmommy86
      @jaysmommy86 Před 3 lety +22

      Like my comment if you ever watched everybody hates Chris

    • @lifeofizoki
      @lifeofizoki Před 3 lety +8

      And the priest is Ernie from George Lopez🌚

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse Před 2 lety +31

    yo this is actually really cool,,, I love the concept so much! I honestly think it would make the story scarier if there wasn't a demon and every death just happened due to seemingly natural causes

  • @willowdomewillowdome4550
    @willowdomewillowdome4550 Před rokem +32

    I'm pretty sure Kevins time went down because he changed how many years he had, therefore trying to avoid his fate- so much like how the others character time went down when they avoided their fate, his would then go down too. Although idk why it would go down so quickly compared to the other characters, probably because the demon was a bit preoccupied

  • @KevG97531
    @KevG97531 Před 3 lety +717

    “Ain’t nothing stupid about no robot dinosaur”
    You dam right James haha

    • @spirithalloween6637
      @spirithalloween6637 Před 3 lety

      I own that actual dinosaur.

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 Před 3 lety +1

      @@spirithalloween6637 the exact one in the movie? Or the same product?

    • @spirithalloween6637
      @spirithalloween6637 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jackattackanims8387 exact one. Screen used. I bought when they auctioned off all the items from the movie.

    • @bm_m4in215
      @bm_m4in215 Před 3 lety

      ME GRIMLOCK, AGREE WITH PUNY HUMAN!!!

    • @adeel7556
      @adeel7556 Před 3 lety

      Life hack: you can't legally die if the lights are on in your room and the killer has to ask you permission to turn them off

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +8235

    Man I already miss that flopping fish that flopped away in the background.

  • @HLMZSMBL
    @HLMZSMBL Před 2 lety +21

    Is no one gonna mention how Doctor Cullen is in this movie?

    • @taylorbrocious625
      @taylorbrocious625 Před 2 lety +2

      I was looking for this comment like how did no one notice hahaha

    • @HLMZSMBL
      @HLMZSMBL Před 2 lety

      @@kerry-leighreddy6120 yeah I heard that too but I just found it funny that the comment I read nobody really mentioned it

  • @axelrose8481
    @axelrose8481 Před rokem +4

    the boy with the ankles part absolutely terrified me when i saw the trailer. to this day i have to roll my ankles upwards randomly to reassure myself that they won't snap backwards 😭 it's like a habit at this point

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 3 lety +8035

    So modern Satan is now digital and can get you through the app? Imagine a movie back in the 80's where killer 8 tracks or cassette tapes could harm you!!

    • @Venemofthe888
      @Venemofthe888 Před 3 lety +272

      Satan got with the times

    • @ethanmiller1808
      @ethanmiller1808 Před 3 lety +70

      are you the new justin y? ive seen you every where yo! 😂

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 Před 3 lety +269

      Isn't that basically the ring?

    • @gerrard1144
      @gerrard1144 Před 3 lety +43

      @@ethanmiller1808 he's trying to defeat justin y. Idk why but i read justin y as justin yeeee

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne Před 3 lety +26

      Time changes, and so does satan

  • @CallMeToasted08
    @CallMeToasted08 Před 3 lety +2960

    I love how the demon basically says, “If they’re not dead, drop em on the head.”

  • @Drugstorecowboy8
    @Drugstorecowboy8 Před 2 lety +2

    Countdown featuring the DCTV Cast
    Jordan Calloway- Black Lightning
    Peter Facinelli- Supergirl
    The Dad- The Flash

  • @cupid1427
    @cupid1427 Před 2 lety +9

    “damn elizabeth leil can't seem to get away from obsessive stalkers” PLSSS TELL ME THATS A REFERRING TO HER BEING ON “YOU"

  • @pnutgamer201
    @pnutgamer201 Před 3 lety +5125

    This movie is mediocre at best, but James’s commentary is always the best.

    • @User-ej3ei
      @User-ej3ei Před 3 lety +64

      This movie was hella bad, but I agree, yeah.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +14

      good enough for 20minutes of entertainment

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 Před 3 lety +5

      Fact!

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 Před 3 lety +13

      Did you just rhyme best with best lol

    • @oofway2419
      @oofway2419 Před 3 lety +3

      @Excelsior may I have some ham with some lamb

  • @TikoYTOfficial
    @TikoYTOfficial Před 3 lety +2620

    I just watch these so I dont have to watch the movie

  • @hallie2715
    @hallie2715 Před rokem +5

    did anyone notice at 4:30 the guy in the purple drop his cake?😂

  • @noelle6714
    @noelle6714 Před rokem +3

    11:42 I just want to say thanks James so much for referring to us as our proper name instead of a gypsy.

  • @shadowsovereign4948
    @shadowsovereign4948 Před 3 lety +233

    "There's a youtube host for that. And it's me!"
    Honestly, there's just something about the way he says that that makes it seem so wholesome.

  • @KindredEmotions
    @KindredEmotions Před 3 lety +203

    Only in a horror movie can you figure out how the evil works, find a way to protect yourself against it, WITNESS it come for you and STILL fall victim to the oldest, dumbest trick in the book of a deceased family member calling you out from your safe zone. That death made me more irritated than it should have.

    • @dre3607
      @dre3607 Před 3 lety

      Fr

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan Před 3 lety +14

      Like in La Llorona. All the holy protection in the world can't save you from a sudden case of the dumb-dumbs.

    • @ebony8802
      @ebony8802 Před 3 lety +1

      if i am finna die and i see my dead family tryna trick ''bish bye i never loved you''

    • @SpinelessJohn
      @SpinelessJohn Před 3 lety

      Speaking facts over here

    • @dre3607
      @dre3607 Před 3 lety

      @@grfrjiglstan ong that’s what I thought about

  • @spider-man2138
    @spider-man2138 Před 2 lety +11

    “The Bible is like the ultimate graphic novel” 11:04 the priest whose name I do not know

  • @Aaaaaaa-yn3kf
    @Aaaaaaa-yn3kf Před 3 lety +27

    I could feel the pain when James said “All our favourite horror movies”

  • @irayuliana5651
    @irayuliana5651 Před 3 lety +509

    "Doctor Sullivan. Or should we call Doctor Centenarian?"
    James, he's Doctor Cullen!!!

  • @LOU-ml3vb
    @LOU-ml3vb Před 3 lety +2791

    Imagine telling James when he was a kid, that when he is older his job would be to count how many people die in horror movies!

    • @iceborned2019
      @iceborned2019 Před 3 lety +87

      I bet he would be thrilled

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap Před 3 lety +52

      It's sounds like a fun job tho making the script sounds like a pain

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 Před 3 lety +70

      @@TheRealWoopSlap it’s all fun in games till he has to cover shit like the purge

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap Před 3 lety +5

      @@adaon2282 you're right

    • @rusty2304
      @rusty2304 Před 3 lety +8

      bet he will start earlier

  • @N3rddds
    @N3rddds Před 2 lety +12

    That “Painkiller” joke was unpredictable🤣

  • @narqotics
    @narqotics Před rokem +1

    "do you wanna build a snowman or something" lmaoo that reminds me that quinn actress actually played anna in the once upon a time series, "she just couldn't get away with obsessive stalkers" and she also played someone who got stalked

  • @flashstudiosguy
    @flashstudiosguy Před 3 lety +363

    "Hello,I'm the Manager.."
    Should be Corporate AntiKaren Training 101.

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip Před 3 lety +5

      That was honestly pretty funny

    • @illusi0n478
      @illusi0n478 Před 3 lety +1

      Can I speak to your manager

  • @passthecrablegs2646
    @passthecrablegs2646 Před 3 lety +230

    I need a ringtone of James saying SHPOOKAY!!

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 Před rokem +6

    I love these videos so much, especially because of his descriptions of the movies. Like, I'm not gonna watch countdown because I HATE jump scares, i'm too easily startled to like them. But it also introduced me to movies like Hereditary, which I love for its creepy vibe and cult background.

  • @novaqueen1094
    @novaqueen1094 Před 2 lety +15

    That “painkiller” line was clever as hell

    • @zachhale2815
      @zachhale2815 Před rokem

      Because of the three days grace song.

    • @badassvamplover
      @badassvamplover Před rokem

      @@zachhale2815 Because the actor who plays Matt plays a villain/antihero named Painkiller in Black Lightning.

  • @alexinisiapa
    @alexinisiapa Před 3 lety +855

    App: you will die in 3 hours.
    Me: *kills myself
    App: no, this isnt how your suppose to play the game.

    • @crnpheonix2507
      @crnpheonix2507 Před 3 lety +49

      Wait.... That's illegal

    • @zero-zv4gj
      @zero-zv4gj Před 3 lety +11

      Ant 909 satan and the grim reaper:tf? That’s illegal

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 Před 3 lety +9

      Funnily enough that's kind of exactly what happened

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Před 3 lety +2

      Game over

    • @kingkitty026
      @kingkitty026 Před 3 lety +5

      Proceeds to make you immortal until those 3hrs end

  • @mrmistermr8579
    @mrmistermr8579 Před 3 lety +743

    No kill counting app could ever compete with James. He’s the obvious winner
    Thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this much. And remember stay safe and healthy

    • @E4MB
      @E4MB Před 3 lety

      just wanted to be the first to reply cus, why not

    • @minivoidd3496
      @minivoidd3496 Před 3 lety +1

      @@E4MB I was just about to do the same thing but u beat me

    • @FewToast
      @FewToast Před 3 lety

      yes

    • @jimmyayala6054
      @jimmyayala6054 Před 3 lety

      True

  • @shecantedit2381
    @shecantedit2381 Před rokem +3

    5:14 is actually perfect considering the main character (Elizabeth Lail) played Anna in a season of Once Upon A Time

  • @Adam-jv8ri
    @Adam-jv8ri Před 3 lety +14

    "anyone got a painkiller to give him." yea i caught that

    • @kai_bergfeld3903
      @kai_bergfeld3903 Před 2 lety

      sucks hearing that when the show didn’t get picked up either

  • @osva2641
    @osva2641 Před 3 lety +2308

    This guys videos are so calming even though he’s talking about horror movies .

    • @Calebkkk.
      @Calebkkk. Před 3 lety +23

      Yea I just focus on his talking cuz its like ASMR

    • @mattyr6373
      @mattyr6373 Před 3 lety +19

      Ikr I HATE horror movies but can watch these

    • @oropesamedia
      @oropesamedia Před 3 lety +19

      I found this channel when he first started doing the Friday the 13th series and I was in California away from most of my family and I always missing them and stressing but late at night I would binge watch this and for some reason it would really help

    • @Calebkkk.
      @Calebkkk. Před 3 lety +8

      @@charlieturkington1081 No it's his voice I can hardly tell of the music

    • @evanmbennett
      @evanmbennett Před 3 lety +3

      Fr

  • @the13throse
    @the13throse Před 3 lety +699

    App: You're gonna die soon
    User: Oh okay, guess I won't do this risky thing
    Demon: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @EijeiJoyonghan
    @EijeiJoyonghan Před 2 lety +2

    7 minutes in, that jumpscare scared the SHIT out of me and I almost fell off my chair

  • @JoshEvo
    @JoshEvo Před 2 lety +14

    7:03 haha what a clever reference, good job James. That one made me laugh ngl

  • @518CVSPER
    @518CVSPER Před 3 lety +420

    "How many jumpscares do you want in this movie?"
    Directors: "Yes."

  • @not_abot213
    @not_abot213 Před 3 lety +272

    Moral of the movie: Ignorance is Bliss.

  • @muselkinthemornin134
    @muselkinthemornin134 Před 2 lety +6

    Lol I freakin love Tom Segura I’m so glad that was in here lmao btw just a random question- anyone else not being able to say dinosaur normally ever again because of both Jurassic park and the amazing James A. Denise’s pronunciation? James pls respond like my family kinda hate-love this and it is just part of my life now lmaooo

  • @Shadow-ye5rv
    @Shadow-ye5rv Před 3 lety +4

    "Poor guy anobody got a painkiller to give em" black lightning reference I love it

  • @guineamasterlove1756
    @guineamasterlove1756 Před 3 lety +2771

    “I’m gonna get the manager “
    “Yeah go get him”
    “Hello I’m the manager”

  • @gracelonnett7765
    @gracelonnett7765 Před 3 lety +361

    my parents: "its because of that stupid phone!!"

  • @quirzy_.2217
    @quirzy_.2217 Před 2 lety +8

    holy the jumpscare at 5:40 scared the living soul out of my body

  • @vailingbow1068
    @vailingbow1068 Před rokem +1

    4:30 I love how the dudes piece of cake falls off his fork and bites into nothing XD

  • @thatsabummerdude
    @thatsabummerdude Před 3 lety +561

    Funny that Isaac guy is in this movie because it feels like Final Destination: The App and less gory.

    • @parisgreen4600
      @parisgreen4600 Před 3 lety +9

      Yes, it sounds just like a Final Destination movie, only without an opening disaster. I expected to see Tony Todd as the phone store guy.

  • @paigewilson-franklin2253
    @paigewilson-franklin2253 Před 3 lety +1176

    this movie was made by apple to get people to read terms and contidions

  • @fnafbendyranger123x
    @fnafbendyranger123x Před rokem +1

    Satan: you callin’ me a liar?
    Quinn: I ain’t callin’ you a truther!

  • @willlindell8904
    @willlindell8904 Před rokem +8

    Fells like a great concept, that a more experienced writer/director could get more out of. Hopefully Sean Anders will continue to get more opportunities to grow and make some incredible movies in the future

  • @HydraKitt
    @HydraKitt Před 3 lety +481

    That whole *spins around* "Hi I'm the manager, can I help you" scene was my dream when I worked in retail. So many rude customers.

    • @CringeBeast
      @CringeBeast Před 2 lety +7

      Lol I love it
      I'm the coo of my store, and my fiance is the ceo 😂 I can't wait to deal with someone like that

  • @smokeydabear33_74
    @smokeydabear33_74 Před 3 lety +399

    Son: "Mom can we watch Final Destination"
    Mom: "No son, Final Destination is too bloody, besides we have it at home"
    Final Destination at home:

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941

    6:03, I love the 1986 Little Shop of Horrors movie starring Rick Moranis and Ellen Greene.
    Maybe he might do a Kill Count video about the film.

  • @theonly_sails
    @theonly_sails Před 2 lety +19

    Props to the guy at 8:04 who just did an amazing thing
    karen she deserves it

  • @Jasonixel
    @Jasonixel Před 3 lety +790

    I just realized that you have to stop the demon with an anti-seabear circle.

    • @ColoradoSportsFan178
      @ColoradoSportsFan178 Před 3 lety +20

      LOL LMAO SO DAMN FUNNY!!

    • @embercoral
      @embercoral Před 3 lety +49

      Which begs the question...why didn't they just try the circle again, but with the victim tied down so they can't leave it?

    • @Zikuu_
      @Zikuu_ Před 3 lety +24

      NO NO NO, THAT'S AN OVAL, NOT A CIRCLE

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 Před 3 lety +2

      @@embercoral or they could have covered their ears while wearing blindfolds, or just headphones

    • @cococomil_lovefollowmeonin5508
  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 Před 3 lety +373

    They can’t go over the salt ring to grab you so here is my loophole.
    1. Get a hollow hula hoop
    2. Fill the inside with salt
    3. Begin to hula hoop
    4. Never stop

    • @ligmadodo364
      @ligmadodo364 Před 3 lety +20

      your arms stick out over the hulahoop fam

    • @feodorawicked5014
      @feodorawicked5014 Před 3 lety +46

      @@ligmadodo364 Not if you don't have arms.

    • @ligmadodo364
      @ligmadodo364 Před 3 lety +14

      @@feodorawicked5014 lmao yes this is indeed factual

    • @heartz4lix
      @heartz4lix Před 3 lety +2

      @@feodorawicked5014 what if the hula hoop stops and you can’t pick it up because you have no arms 👁👄👁

    • @feodorawicked5014
      @feodorawicked5014 Před 3 lety +5

      @@heartz4lix Then they should've been practicing their hula hooping instead of studying when they were kids. Get those priorities right.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 Před 2 lety +20

    I like when James tells us about interesting projects someone in the movie has worked on

  • @dingo_dominator
    @dingo_dominator Před 2 lety

    ugh I love this channel, no matter how many videos I watch in 1 day this dudes voice gives me such a dopamine jump

  • @alecmacgillivray7793
    @alecmacgillivray7793 Před 3 lety +244

    I like how much James has evolved over the years of this channel, before he just described the movie and kills and there was no emotion. And now he goes in depth with the movies and gives his own personal review of the movie and doesn’t hold back and it’s amazing. He gave this unique channel a better experience with his personality and I would like to thank him for making his channel so good over the years.

  • @jjkilhij9531
    @jjkilhij9531 Před 3 lety +225

    This is kinda like Final Destination, but with an app instead of premonitions lol

    • @user-du6sc8vl1t
      @user-du6sc8vl1t Před 3 lety +6

      Yea exactly what I was thinking

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 Před 3 lety +27

      And a demon instead of a butterfly effect

    • @crnpheonix2507
      @crnpheonix2507 Před 3 lety +2

      @KJ Beast I meeeeeaaaaaan ye

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 Před 3 lety +3

      They definitely share a theme of trying to fight your fate.

    • @michaelbooth2890
      @michaelbooth2890 Před 3 lety +2

      On the original DVD for Final Destination there was actually a death countdown in the special features. This effectively is a film based on a DVD special feature.

  • @blueless3380
    @blueless3380 Před rokem +4

    17:05 looks like she's not getting silent assassin

  • @javalabs20
    @javalabs20 Před 2 měsíci

    I love how James is just throwing out referances about Elizabeth's parts in other shows like once upon a time, and YOU.
    "Aw, don't be like that Jordan, do you wanna make a snowman?" It could have been coincidental but it's funny.

  • @DIYDISASTERZ
    @DIYDISASTERZ Před 3 lety +881

    Scp foundation: “now this looks like a job for me”

    • @dragonboy8941
      @dragonboy8941 Před 3 lety +49

      Scp: 1639-1
      The app: the people who download it will show the day they died
      Scp 1639-2:the devil
      the devil is shown when the people countdown near death and killed people when the countdown says 0:00:00
      Class: euclid

    • @bacteria6018
      @bacteria6018 Před 3 lety +14

      "Haven't had a break since 173"

    • @OfficialMale07
      @OfficialMale07 Před 3 lety +4

      Get a MTF Task Force right tf now

    • @Sareza.
      @Sareza. Před 3 lety +3

      Its like Mal0 but do not do a mental damage but it does a physical damage.

    • @ducksquad8355
      @ducksquad8355 Před 3 lety +4

      Scp 049 arrived at the hospital: Bruh everyone dead already

  • @marryanne8701
    @marryanne8701 Před 3 lety +205

    “Oh you want me to get the manager hold I’ll go get him give me a sec... hello I’m the manager” I’m dead 🤣💀

  • @clarkraivencandelaria934

    I feel like this movie tells us that we only have a limited amount of time to live and that we need to cherish our loved ones and live our lives to the fullest .

  • @remosity
    @remosity Před 2 lety +2

    the detail in this film is amazing, they even relax on 0 to show they actually die there!

  • @on723
    @on723 Před 3 lety +419

    Me, Remembering Elvis The Alien’s video on this: “Greeeaaaaat”
    *I feel bad for you James*

    • @Dr.Bright
      @Dr.Bright Před 3 lety +27

      OHHHHHH THATS WHERE IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r Před 3 lety +4

      I saw it a few days ago

    • @jxanax7038
      @jxanax7038 Před 3 lety

      Yup

    • @zatywy6706
      @zatywy6706 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Dr.Bright YO SAME. I thought "WaiT, I feel like I've seen this before. Did James make a remake?"

    • @DrKayFPS
      @DrKayFPS Před 3 lety +1

      @@eur0be4t3r we all have. If not ur missing out

  • @marylandrailfan2008
    @marylandrailfan2008 Před 3 lety +466

    "let me speak to your manager" "sure let me get him" "hi im the manager" sound like anyone you know?

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands Před rokem +3

    9:54 - _"Death, uh, finds a way."_

  • @notsaikikfromthedisastrous826

    "All together now, Drugs! Mmmm" -Dead meat 2021

  • @tylersamuels4438
    @tylersamuels4438 Před 3 lety +293

    What if James didn't say, "Until then, I'm James a Janisse" at the end of each video? Would he not be James A Janisse prior to the next episode? Who would he be in the interim? So many questions...

    • @horinum
      @horinum Před 3 lety +7

      @bruh your wack I saw one that said James A Chinese.

    • @tylersamuels4438
      @tylersamuels4438 Před 3 lety +12

      @@horinum This all but confirms my fears that James is a secret agent of the Chinese government!

    • @horinum
      @horinum Před 3 lety +9

      @@tylersamuels4438 why do you think there is so much does red in his vids? It’s obvious that it’s a message to his comrades.

    • @tylersamuels4438
      @tylersamuels4438 Před 3 lety +2

      @@horinum How could we have been so blind for so long??

  • @infernosmoke4960
    @infernosmoke4960 Před 3 lety +278

    “Who’s the manager”
    >Turns around turns around again<
    “Hello I’m the manager what can I help you with”

    • @Luka--uj7uh
      @Luka--uj7uh Před 3 lety +14

      Use this on a Karen

    • @Shadowwrath-xv6sj
      @Shadowwrath-xv6sj Před 3 lety +2

      Only if you’re the manager if you’re not the manager and Karen finds out.... you’re screwed

    • @weaselman6043
      @weaselman6043 Před 3 lety +5

      such a chad move

    • @gregsweet4303
      @gregsweet4303 Před 3 lety +1

      I've done it before i was the produce assistant manager and my manager was on surgery leave for 5 weeks, I come back from my lunch and this lady was complaining about us running out of tomatoes and she was almost yelling at me asking if I was going to pay for her gas cause she's lived 2 hours away blah blah blah so I ended up asking if she wanted to speak with my manager and she goes yes go fucking get him. I turned around took 2 steps forward turned back around and said, hi my manager is on surgery leave for the next couple weeks im the one in charge of the produce for the time being how may I help you with a huge smile on my face. Oh the expression she gave me.... PRICELESS!! And about 10 minutes later I end up seeing her talk to the store owner to bitch at me and i never got in trouble on fact I got mad props from him 😂😂

    • @Shadowwrath-xv6sj
      @Shadowwrath-xv6sj Před 3 lety

      @@gregsweet4303 “there are no accidents”-master uguay

  • @TonsofFun615
    @TonsofFun615 Před 2 lety +9

    Love that Tom Segura helped carry this movie, and Christina P at the end makes it even better.