The Microsoft Surface Earbuds.
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With Microsoft Surface and Microsoft edge, all that’s missing is Microsoft Vertex to complete the Microsoft geometry
Microsoft hypotenuse coming 3/4/25
It’s the Microsoft triangle, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE A SHAPE
That was cleverly worded, I appreciate that!
Microsoft Angle. Coming soon in stores near you!
Microsoft geometry suite
It's for math teachers
You forgot the main feature, by sticking both buds together 2 people can listen to music with their heads pressed together.
and you can spin one person on the other if they lie down sideways
Then you get a full brain why you bought them!
✨Features✨
The flirtatious earbud share for the modern age
Yeah AirPods do this
the real pro move for audio in meetings is to use your bluetooth buds for audio but your computer's mic for sound.
"Josh why do you keep tapping your ear, are you listening to music while presenting??" "Nahhhhh I'm changing the slides, man."
He's with the DEA, coordinating a strike of some Mexican Cartel.
@@HooLeePhucingSheet i feel that would be a fairly obvious connection.
tap head, the slide changed, tap head, the slide changed, tap head, the slide changed.
3:53 " *garbolium* " 💀
Write that down Write that down we need to research this new material to make it worse next generation
they really turned the airplane air conditioning nozzles into earbuds
bro 💀
Design inspirations come from unexpected places.
So that's why the case "looks like a big Tylenol"
@cock Thursday, November 24th, 2022. 3:00 AM EST
I Wouldn't know, I've never been on a plane before lol
Dank nearly has enough vegetable-named in ears to start a wireless earphone allotment
If you like to listen to tomatoes.
If a squash can hold your mp3 files.
If you like to waltz with the space potatoe.
Up and down the cashies aisle.
Have we got a channel for you.
We are making the mother of all allotments here, Jack. can't fret over every egg
Can't wait to experience the LG®️ cabbage©️ ranch dressing ™️ coming up next year!
@@ohmygahdbilly :D
dont forget the cheese!
out since 2020? didnt even know they existed until i watched this video
1:26 i love how you scratched away the AKG mark
Bonus feature, you could probably carry these in your gauged earlobes (if you have them, that is) rather than using the case, should you feel so inclined.
rip ear cheese
That is actually something I used to do! When I was a 00 I put pens and pencils in them, and now I thread wires through them at a 20 and they don’t get caught like they used to.
I got a cybernetic enhancement so my gauges charge the dinner plates. Unfortunately now I can't charge any other earbuds. Thankfully I know Microsoft won't abandon these and will only improve on the design over the next 50 years... what?! It's not funny... 😞
Watching your videos at upload time feels like tuning into a TV show, like the old times. Thanks for keeping it up!
2:11 that is horrifying.. THEY REALLY DO LOOK LIKE CROCS LOL
Dank: "I'm done with bluetooth earbuds"
Also Dank: *[Has reviewed a bunch of bluetooth earbuds over the past handful of months]*
it hasn’t been a year since i had my airpod pro’s 1st gen and they have 2nd gen ones😅
Tbf, his viewers aren’t done with them. He’s a great reviewer, so it makes perfect financial sense. And the quality of the videos haven’t gone down, so I don’t mind at all
We all know they are bad, but we all wonder how bad they currently are. My main beef with them is that sometimes they disconnect and take a while to reconnect again...
I've had these since 2020 and they are stinking great for work. I use them 2-10 hours a day for phone calls, podcasts, books, online meetings; pretty much everything but music because they just don't have any low end. That hiss sound he was talking about was fixed with a firmware update. The microphone does not sound bad for me, either because of the firmware or because of android idk.
Wouldn't be surprised if they optimized for aptX (which iPhones don't and likely can't have) and just ignored every other BT codec
Yes ! These things are like old shoes. They might not be pretty but boy they comfy
Android supports pretty much every codec....
@@firstNamelastName-ho6lv APTX support is defined by your chipset. If you have a Mediatek or Exynos you're no better off than an iPhone in this regard.
@@s8wc3 Oh haha I've only ever had a snapdragon-based one, so never knew about that.
These are the goofiest looking earphones i have ever seen and i have seen the beans.
I may be in the minority here, but I'd love to see a video dedicated to an in depth look at proprietary cables over the years.
Personally, I loved mini usb. And I would love to hear about why it sucks.
Get this to the top
Some of my old stuff has proprietary cables, which were normal to me back then, but seem like total freaks now. For instance, my DS Lite has a cable that was only ever used for that particular model, not even any other type of DS. Then there's a 3rd gen iPod touch, which has the Apple 30 pin. My Galaxy Tab 8.9 from 2012 has Samsung's 30 pin (like the Apple one but with some bits swapped) and is my newest device with a proprietary port.
Mini USB was great. Micro USB was a fragile abomination by comparison, only benefit was being a bit smaller to fit into our ever smaller and sleeker devices. But as is the case with Micro USB today for a while using Mini USB was a sign that the device was being made as cheap as possible as the chips and connectors cost less than the newer micro ones, which is why all the nuggets used it for soooo long
Mini USB is way to big for modern electronics. Plus I can't handle all the extra stuff that USB C can like video out or Power Delivery (PD) so ya mini USB sucks.
Are you talking about mini USB or micro USB? Mini USB is pretty fat for nowadays and only goes in one way. Micro sucked ass so C is obviously superior.
I’ve been quite unwell the past week and dankpods uploading is the best thing that’s happened all week
I second that
@@ScrewBall105 that’s called being infected
Get well soon!
me too
@@ohmygahdbilly OH NO ITS STARTED
we got the Samsung beans, we got a literal bean by Sony, donuts by Sony and now uhhh.
they look like the part of a stethoscope which you put it on the body.
tbh this is the first time I'm hearing about these buds
Microsoft Satellites
I was so happy to see the title of this weeks video. We have these at work and boy do they stink. You wouldn't believe how many higher-ups demanded we start supporting Microsoft Surface Tablets and the likes since they "are the best in the business". Of course, they HAD to have the Earbuds with their fancy tablets as well (and not just because they didn't have an earphone jack). Well the short of it is, they all hated them and now we've got shelves full of MS Surface products that no one wants.
You should send them to me. Hahaha
Microsoft surface noise :-)
Microsoft probably suckered your job into buying that package that comes with the buds.
@@HooLeePhucingSheet Oh it's much worse. We bought the tablets only. Then one or two of them started asking about the buds and the thing about higher-ups, they're like goblins. If one guy has shiny, they ALL want shiny.
A teacher told me they were deployed Surfaces for Covid remote learning, they overheated while running a sustained Zoom session. The IT guy's solution was bendy USB fans. I personally never liked the wireless radios, and the flappy keyboards and cranked up scaling errors really didn't come off well. They are sealed up like iPads despite having a modular SSD and plenty of chunk for open compartments. I would often discourage people from buying them.
Yessss! I’ve been waiting for new microphone skits! One of my favorite parts about your channel, Dank!
Love your content, you made me fall in love with the audiophile world. Thank you for the laughs and my new hobby
I just love how you get no judgement from Wade in his headphones reviews. Even if he thinks they're terrible, he still acknowledges that there'll be an situation where they'll be ideal for someone else!
Love this guy!
I legit think that the only time he legit shat on some honest to god proper earbuds was on the Ray's con video
hold on, your telling me this man not called mr. Dank pods
@@randomcow505 he indirectly revealed his name in his one Million subscriber video.
Very Aussie name I might add.
@@endeav0r_49 Ray deserved it, though. Especially when Chi-Fi equipment can smash 'em.
@@Code7Unltd i absolutely agree, actually right after that video i bought a pair of Taotronics Soundliberty 79, that was 2 years ago and they have been my daily drivers ever since, best 40 bucks I've spent
3:45 aduhhh
Fun fact: in order to get good, deep bass, fit is everything.
Regardless of the earbuds: if your ear tips don’t fit well, you will hear drastically less bass. Any personal audio product that boasts about “not blocking you from the outside world” will not product good bass. This is why things like bone conduction buds and the Bose sunglasses sound so thin.
This is also why leather(ette) ear pads for headphones are so popular these days. Fabric, velour or other materials reduce bass, while thick leather like material helps keep it in. On both iems and headphones, changing ear tips or ear pads can totally transform the sound for this reason.
earbuds are objectively inferiour to iems for this reason btw
_"Fabric, velour or other materials reduce bass"_
Beyer DT770s are hardly known for a lack of bass, quite the opposite.
@@ferrumignis what was said is that if you would pad swap dt770, they would get even worse
@@Fruggggg Where was that said? By DankPods?
@@ferrumignis its very difficult to get a good and consistent fit with earbuds simply because they dont have a silicone or foam tip that adheres to the inside of your ear and seals around it, so you can actually have a different percieved sound if one of your earbuds is angled slightly differently.
Thats not what you want
The "beans on a dinner plate" joke got me good, that was top tier stuff
0:03 guess you spilled the beans
I was so thrilled the other day, because your drum stream on floatplane was mentioned on LTT! 😁
I love your videos, the best part is what you say during the mike demos. pure gold my friend!
FINALLY you don't upload while I'm at work
Oh boy I'm so excited for the plushies! I can't believe how good the fronk plush looks! And even without the merch aspect to it it's still an amazing plush!
As an Australian and audio enjoyer, perhaps you are well qualified to talk about headphones that are comfortable to wear in the heat. I always find that my headphones insulate my ears to the point of misery, but working without them isn't an option and I don't like putting things in my ears. Any ideas for headphone features that are more comfortable to wear in hot weather?
As someone from Louisiana, the only thing I've found that works is staying inside and cranking up the AC :\
Look for headphones that use velour instead of leather materials, they are far more breathable, though they leak sound a bit
Only thing I can think of are those headphone sunglasses he reviewed a while back
But that seems impractical for work, unless you pop the lenses out
@@sofastuffing those are pretty damn nice tbh. You can definitely get a non prescribed clear frame. The problem is that your music is going to leak out so it really depends on what you are doing. It's nice for a walk down the street, loud but not too loud environments.
It's just funny because I always say "hold on I can't hear you" then take the glasses off. It's a good chuckle with the coworkers.
Have you considered bone conduction headphones?
the static noise comes them switching to an alternate protocol for phone calls. Bluetooth implements two separate protocols for audio, TCS (also know as the "walkie-talkie protocol") for telephony and AVDTP for general-purpose audio. some devices only support TCS so Bluetooth audio equipment will usually expose both protocols; that's why, say, Beats headphones show up as two separate devices on Windows. the static noise occurs when the device microphone is being used because only TCS supports audio input
This man educates me about stuff while also being funny
Never thought I'd see tech Beans been served on tech Dinnerplates
Well played Dank, Well played 🤝
You have no idea how much I was looking forward to this video
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE AND IT HAS ARRIVED
I get my nails done every now and then and I cannot imagine trying to get those suckers out of the case without some negotiation 😂
Bruh😂
Smack the case in your hand and they'll fall out
this is ehy ill never buy these
ill be in a mood and want to pop music in my listening holes but having to pick st the sides is pure torture
for a kinda open back earbud experience I gotta recommend the Bose soundsport! Now discontinued and I haven't tried the new version but I've had my original pair for years and they're one of the only buds that fit my ears nicely and you can still hear the outside world
Hey there, the ones you're talking about are they the wired Bluetooth soundsport or the true wireless soundsport free?
great choice, can't wait for the next album
2:49 seeing your own native language pages getting ripped off and thrown away 🥹
tragic
Your videos got me thruu school.
Love your channel.
Even if you don't commet on my commet or like. (dank pods)
Still love your channel.
I wanted to love these so bad cause I really loved how much like cool earrings they looked but wow. 3 pairs I got had dead batteries on arrival and the last one broke after a single month of usage, the dinnerplate started twisting itself loose and ripping the whole innards apart. Genuinely super sad cause I really did love their look.
Oh my god I’ve been waiting for this video for ever
Yay! DankPods uploaded! 😁 (liked this within an hour but had to save to watch later and come back. Life happened)
Based on my experience with MS Office programs, this is exactly what I would expect from them.
Everyone always dissing Microsoft and praising Apple I get it..I I'll never diss Microsoft because I am who I am today because of them.
Some really cool earbuds you should check out are the philips she6000. I had them as a kid and to this day I haven't found better, at least for the price range. Super awesome headphones that were reasonably high tech for the price
Hey, I had that exact Toshiba laptop up and running until a year ago. Was serving as a music player in my workshop and was doing just fine. You gotta love the 98 boot sound!
I love binging this channel, resisting all urges to watch it for a couple months, and then binging a few months worth of dankpods.
The C to A cables I don't mind since everything that I would plug into to is a ryobi jobsite radio that came out like 12 years ago or a Powerboard from a hardware store.
I still love my beans a year+ later! If you get them for noise canceling you're gonna have a bad time but if you're looking for comfy buds(when you finally figure out how theyre supposed to sit in your ear) and still wanna have some spatial awareness(like at work), these are for you!
The ANC acutally works really well once you figure out proper position but that took a good month to figure out.
Been waiting for this video for months.
6:51 do you mean 'spray on shoes' from cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
The set is complete.
We had the beans, now we have the dinner plates to serve them.
THE VIDEO IS FINALLY HERE I REMEMBER YOU SAYING YOU HAD NO WORDS TO THESE FOREVER AGO
I've been waiting for these for awhile lol
About that Toshiba laptop - these have a CMOS (time backup) battery in them that leaks and ruins them. I haven’t seen the extra videos (I’ve gotta get in supporting you!) but you’ve really got to get that battery out if you’re planning on keeping it running.
Dankman is cranking out the uploads and I'm digging it
"Be as tough as the road mate" - Words to live by, Cheers for the video mate.
i feel like i haven’t been recommended your videos as often anymore, even though i watch them as soon as i can after they come out.
I am telling you now, Microsoft is gonna be doing literally everything. Let’s just wait for a Microsoft cinema shall we
They basically already did with that whole windows thingy they messed about with for a couple of years.
There might be an issue with windows when you use wireless earbuds sometimes they are put as hands free, and you get that static and in general lower quality audio because windows reserves badwidth for audio in. So it is cut in half but i also causes a feedback loop of data so hissing can be heard
Whenever I see headphone video from DankPods, I always expect a hilarious mic story and it's always served :)
I thought you had no words for these!
Try the surface headphones 2. The controls are second to none! Love the dials!
Another Australian hood classic🙏🏽
I didn’t knew that this existed until now. Thanks, bruh for bringing this video 😂
You're the reason I spent my allowance on DT770 Pros. Thank you for everything.
This is why im excited about the emergence of 2.4ghz wireless earbuds. The microphone quality should improve quite a bit.
7:08
I can think of something better. FLEX SEAL!
The few moments of silence at the start of your videos always make me freak out and think my headphones are broken... despite the fact I usually have other noise playing through them at the same time.
You've shown this about a YEAR AGO. I've been waiting for a while for this 😂
In the world of "open back" TWS buds, my Oladance Wearable Stereos (which have a very Chinese designer-y name) are pretty excellent- better than the Sony LinkBuds TBH. Worth checking out if it's what you need! Far from perfect, but better than you think
Yes! The sounds is very nice and super comfortable
My choice for buds like this are the Sony link buds. They with great for being so work, I'm even using them right now. I've seen them as low as 60 bucks new on eBay, which is a steal for them. Best used with adjustments created by auto eq.
Completely agree with you. Bought the linkbuds so I could listen to music on my bicycle without reducing my awareness of my surroundings. The first time I wore them instead of the in ears I used before I was amazed by what I could hear, I could even hear my watch band jingling when I went over a small bump in the road.
Dankpods rambling about earphones makes me happy for some reason.
I love the cat bit you did @9:50 where you pushed it off slowly
people are saying the ANC and the passthrough on the new airpods are amazing, so I'm eagerly awaiting your impressions
I have had them since day one and they are truly amazing. Compared to my gen 1 airpod pros the sound is decently better. Not like amazing better, but it’s noticeable. But the noise cancelling is freaking out of this world, same with the passthrough transparency mode.
00:30 I just realized the beans look like amongus
Accurate
what absolute dingus designed these to fit completely seamlessly into their case in such a way that they're hard to get out
I LOVE my beans! The noise cancelling works great for white noises such as idle trucks, traffic noise. Don't expect isolated noise cancelling. It removes and quiets down there outside world without completely detaching you.
Interesting new earbuds dropped recently, the soundcore VR P10. It's supposed to be super low latency earbuds for the quest 2 VR headset and it comes with it's own dongle. I'd love to see you do a review on them even if you don't use vr. It comes with bluetooth as well and I'd love to see what happens if you stick the dongle in a PC or mac or phone even though it's intended for a vr headset.
What I really want to see is non-eartip high end earbuds, like properly, with removable iem style cables. I got the kaybees and while they sound phenomenal, I miss the apple dingus earpod fit.
Or better yet, swappable tips that can go right on a normal IEM rubber tip barb.
Probably not exactly what you want but flathead IEMs do exist with removable cable like the TRN EMA or EMX
@@Melon-ny2cl FUCK, that's exactly the sort of thing I wanted, I had no clue these existed! Shit!
thanks for telling me, but also, FUCK I already spent money!
@@Melon-ny2cl actually, do you know of any other models? I may have blown my audio budget for fall already, but I want to shop around for my winter budget. But I'm running into the same issue as when I first looked for some earbuds, cause none of hte search terms are working
@@Melon-ny2cl now I'm finding something called "half in-ear" which looks interesting, but I still can't find any being reliably sold. super lost here lol
people: active noise cancellation
dankpods: artificial silence
I didn't know Microsoft made earbuds until now! Thanks for letting me know about the WEIRDEST MP3 players and headphones and all that!
We have surface laptops for work and we had a choice between the surface headphones and surface buds, I picked the buds.
I don't have the hissing problem when I connect them to my work laptop
But what I connect them to my phone or another computer they hiss then!! 😂
I think they just get mad when you make them talk to non-microsoft products. And yeah I've listened to teams meetings were I'm talking and I sound worse than anyone else.
They are super comfortable though so I don't really regret my choice. I can wear them all day without my ears feeling gummy or my head hurting.
I actually think iPhones Bluetooth is a little wonky. I had made a voice recording for a review of a cheap ($30) headset that sounded like it was wired. Also, just made a voice recording on my current Jlabs, I think $50, sounds wired. First recording was on a Galaxy S9 2 years ago and current phone is S21. It might be worth it to try a different device for the mic tests.
Always a good video when the beans come out.
2:26 Good to see you still showing all due respect.
I have a pair of Cambridge audio Melomania 1+ which cost $59 and sound great to me. I’d be curious what your opinions on them may be
I'm glad you reviewed these lol. I was an early adopter of them. Got them on release. For the most part, I do really like them. I agree with basically everything; except the buzz. I don't have buzz. But the case. If you give the case a 1/10, I'm going 0/10. I hate the case more than I've ever hated anything. Lately, when I slot the right ear bud in, it blinks red. Now, according to the manual, that means ERROR. WHAT ERROR? Are the pins not lined up? is the battery dead? No idea. When it happens, I usually have to shuffle it around for minutes at a time. Eventually, it will work. I have no idea what the problem is. I thought maybe I somehow greased one of the charging pads with either sweat (i wear them during workouts) or earwax. I've cleaned it thoroughly. No idea. I hate it SO much.
For the people that ask, I got them early due to the comfort aspect. I can't wear most earbuds. But when you learn how to lock these things into your ear (and there is a learning curve), they are so comfortable.
Wow dude, you really did spill the beans at the start of this episode
Glad to see the beans have been found and are back in commission! On ya, lads
I named my airpods "Samsung Beans" because of you
3:02 The new AirPod Pros are very, very good. The noise cancellation is insane and the frequency response is incredibly well tuned. I was blown away at how low they can get and how much better they sound than the first generation. You should definitely pick up a pair and review
Too bad- apple still grabbing people by the balls.
He already has, no?
@@ashfreywar9862 He directly said in the video that he has not picked up a pair yet
@@HooLeePhucingSheet imagine trying to be different so bad that you hate on products just because they come from a popular superior brand lmfao. We get it, you have trouble tying your own shoes in the morning and being incapable of understanding what makes a product good causes you to feel like an impotent little toddler
@@HCG lmfao yeah go ahead and delete that, you big baby.
One of my coworkers got the Beans for free with his phone, and got that phone free with his phone plan.
For free dirty buds, the beans are truly exceptional.
You know its a good day when DankPods uploads
Almost 100K views in a hour, DankPods you on 🔥 bro!!😎
Every time I see a Microsoft product unboxed, I can just _feel_ the little brother energy. They want to be Apple *so badly.*
They’re crap, I’d prefer Apple and Samsung forever
yea, microsoft has never made good hardware
Just picked up the Bose Noise cancelling 700 in the UK in the Amazon sale for £170. I'm impressed at that price point. Wouldn't pay 300+ though
Hey there, sorry to bother. I have a dying set of Bose quiet comfort 25's that need replacing, and after seeing your comment found the discounted Bose 700 for 170 on another site, what do you think if them?
@@bendoesmtb the noise cancelling is really good. Better then the sony wh1000xm3 ive had before but havent compared to the xm4 or 5 which i know are highly rated. Headphones have a great seal around them so even passive they block a lot of sound. There's 10 levels of noise cancelling.
The headband is a single piece of metal and as a have a large head I do find the clamping of my ears is a little firm. I'm hoping this will give a little after I've worn them for a bit.
Touch controls are nice and accurate.
Build quality wise they do feel a little more fragile than my old Sony's which I used to always just throw about. These go into their hardcase after every use.
Sound quality wise, they arent 350 quid headphones. I'd go for the xm4's if I wanted to pay North of 300 but if you can get them for less than 200, they are great. Bass is punchy without being woofy. Mids are strong but with some higher frequencies I've found to be a little over bearing on some early 2000 trance/dance songs but modern pop and soft rock (greenday etc) they sound great. Really good for films aswell, not quite as good as my DT770 80ohm but I can walk around without dangling 10ft of cable and a DAC.
@@reecedrury4145 thank you!
He finally upgraded from the netbook! Off to watch.
You gotta love the mike test 🤣🤣
You can see someone in Starbucks now, working with a surface laptop, wearing surface bud and code using ms vscode and google using ms edge, while wearing a ms holo lens... It's truly an all Microsoft experience 😂
Yet Microsoft is complaining that they aren't a big enough company.
Msvscode 😂