The Colossal MP3 Player.
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"I'm sorry waiter, I think there's a screen in my bezel"
This is my favorite comment
I got you to 800 likes
there is nothing in your bezel
1000th like
BEZEL!!?!?! BEZEL???!??!!
"Hey can I have some music?"
"Only a spoonful"
*Pulls out comically large MP3*
I hate how much this made me laugh
ngl i want this pinned
Every time I refresh the comment I new like is added
underrated comment
"Only an MP3-playerful"
makes me giggle how the packaging for this humongous thing is smaller than the packaging for the tiny cube one
yeah
Props to them
And unlike the cube, there's a reason for the package for this giant thing to be huge
The Mojo breaking the crappy earbuds was probably one of the best moments I’ve seen on his channel
Unironically same, literally binge watched so many videos and yet, seeing the Mojo's first confirmed kill has brought me a joy I have never experienced.
Danios in the only CZcamsr to execute earphones by electric chait
- hey can i have some mp3s
- only 1 gig
**pulls out comically large mp3 player**
*menacingly smirks*
*with a smug look at his face*
What does comically mean
haha, got'em there
*why*
This isn't just a nugget it's the whole damn chicken
Hahaaha true
The whole turkey
@@callemontelius4772 got ya, in 20 seconds I was able to reply. HA.
Nah mate that's a chicken leg
More like the whole flock?
I want one of these, I want to just pull it out of my backpack as I leave school, plug some headphones into it and just start playing music as if nothing was wrong
They should have made it a bookshelf stereo with speakers that were properly-scaled giant knockoff buds.
Eyes: Green iPad
Brain: RELEASE THE CHEMICALS, THE GOOD ONES
Careful if you get too excited the bad chemicals will be released and cancel out the good ones
Whenever someone complains about smartphone bezel, show them this video.
Or complains about phones being "too big"
Y E S
or about Nintendo Switch's bezels (even if they got reduced in the OLED model)
I don’t even know what bezel means
@@MK-kw9qg ikr
I would _love_ to see this thing get modified with serious internals and a proper LCD screen with the bezel cut out. Hell, maybe even a Raspberry Pi with some nondescript extra functions
I can actually see making it cool. Throw a RasPi in it for the screen and interface, then put something like the MINT (Meta42 is Now Tiny) in it, as well as a decent DAC (disassemble a fiio or something), throw it all in the massive case, boom, super weird but inifinitely more awesome setup
youre right, but id feel bad about disassembling a fiio
You could easily make a home media player with an appropriately sized screen and a Pi 0. Just cut the casing a little for some I/O options.
Of course, you'd lose the best part, the ｂｅｚｅｌ
@@tmc3593 old lg phone
I feel like Scarlet Fire was specifically engineered to thrash dirtybuds.
I always thought the bass drop part was the sounds of the headphone drivers actually getting cooked
Totally.
Well it name Scarlet "fire" . It literally fried the earphone.
@@nezunish-898 In that case it should be.... Scarlet Fryer
@@chickenpasta7359 it’s actually the sound of a twin turbo.
All my favourite DankPods running gags in one video!
"Auxiliary mode"
"Na no"
"Oh my pkcell"
"AAA"
"HAITCH PEA"
"Can You Believe no one bought this?"
Pkcell and auxiliary mode are definitely my favorite
can't forget s o u n d s t a g e
*it's how wide and 3d the audio sounds*
Don’t forget scarlet fire being used to kill dirty buds, this time it worked!
0:38 Unfortunate that no one is talking about this but its very amusing seeing and hearing the internal screaming of seeing the cursed nugget
I haven’t been to an Apple store in a while, but I remember they used to have giant models of the iPhone hanging in their front window… this reminds me of that. It’s like a scaled up model of a mini MP3 player that was meant to be seen from afar
Dank: (Flails the audio plug till it pulls out)
Sexy Speaker: Bluetooth mode
Dank: Shut up
*D O M E S T I C V I O L E N C E*
I'm calling the rozzers
I fear no man, but that “BEZEL” scares me
oh god the *BEZEL* its too much for one man to comprehend
BEZELbub
Nice tf2 reference lmfao
*BEZEL* with a ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉⁿ
I love how they made a massive nano, defeated the whole point in the "nano"
with the ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉⁿ
0:38 Holy mother of God! that demonic scream you made completely caught me off guard.
and i was watching this in bed in the darkness
honestly, that scream could actually work for a horror game.
I love that "aw my pkcell" has become a video tradition
Yeah as well as the short clips of frank at the end
my remote came with not one but two pkcells
The fact that it has a song from a Studio Ghibli movie on it by default absolutely redeems this castle of a nugget.
Move's Howling Castle
I thought it sounded familiar!
Lmao true
OK weeb
@@dan3458 well the nugget was on the chonkster so..
But at the same time I see why people hate japanese cartoons lol
Getting one of those and modding it for a project might be fun. You'd have to replace the screen and bezel for it to actually be useful though lol
Literally I watch these videos over and over again and whenever I get really sad I just watch them even more and it raises my mood so much thank you
this man singlehandedly made his own genre of humor
EDIT: CRAP, I GOT TOO EXCITED THAT I GOT A HEART THAT I FORGOT EDITING THE COMMENT DELETES IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ll call it dankmood
So he’s done humor and the entire goat language????????!?!???????!!!!!!!
@@epikreaper19 I'm a goat and he definitely has mastered goat language.
If you want the same kind of humor videogamedunkey has the same kinda energy but just videogames
Facts
Ah yes, the PERFECT song that should come with every nugget...some random OST song from a 90's Hayao Miyazaki movie LMAO
Lmao
Castle in the sky is one of the better one to be sure
i once got a pretty cool live version of Hotel California with a50$ knockoff nugget, complete with lyrics, back in like 2008. Thaught 12 year old me a great deal about good music lmao
@@Karunaaa Oh shit, so I wasn't the only one. Lol.
6:40 "Oouuhhh that doesn't fit good. You better not be bustin my Mojo" a Austin Powers quote
Nearly every year around the holiday shopping season, certain discount stores will have ones like this in their "unique" items section. Displayed alongside giant universal remotes and giant desk calculators.
"There's nothing wrong with it, apart from many things."
Mood
a resume of the last 365 days
"ay dog can i listen to music?" "only a song-ful." *pulls out comically large mp3 player*
you completly copied this comment
@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 where?
@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 i didnt even read the comments before posting this
@@electrisoma lol yeah ok
@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 do you think im lying about something thats common?
10:40 THE HOLD SWITCH? DID THEY PLAN ON THIS BEING IN SOMEONES POCKET???😂
I've only discovered the DankPods channel a few days ago, and I must tell you it's an absolute unit of a gem! Keep up the great work!
“Oh my pukcell” will never not be funny
And our old favorite, the Kirkland
Every time haha
Not the Pkcell
hey man spoiler alerts
Why would you spoil it like this
Remember MP3 players? They’re back… in dank form!
With gigantic Bessel
@@zsin128 *bezel
@@TorutheRedFox *Bee soul
Heh, those were one of the big things back then, but smartphones took over them at least with better software, better audio quality and much bigger battery capacity!
I remember I had an MP3 player something similar like this:
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I remember I bought it form a seller on the side of the street at the seaside when I first went to Croatia. It wasn't too quality, but the FM radio function had surprisingly so strong reception! 😏 I used it for years when we travelled via bus, but the battery weakened in it and that caused the sad "death" of it. 😞
So, these wasn't that bad quality as they looks...
@@zsombor_99 I wouldn't really say better audio quality
5:53 the nugget was so bad, it spoke old English 💀
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that!
Yknow, considering the time this damn thing was released, I can imagine someone using this to avoid bogging down their toaster of a PC by playing music.
I love that it’s basically regular sized nugget innards just stretched out to fit a giant shell. You could store all your drugs in it
it'd work as good storage, but it's the most eye drawing thing ever
Who…who would think of that???
@@clownfromclowntown Not the police! That’s who!
Hello 911?
sure I mean it's not suspicious at all
I don't think the world was ready for this nugget.
yeah
yeah
Knives is a Dank Pod fan toooo! Love your content
Big fan
this bitch is a boulder not a nugget
I love this channel so much, top 5 channels i know of for sure
this is my favorite video from this channel tbh
his genuine joy over the headphones breaking makes me smile every time
DankPods: „This is the largest Nugget in the world“
I think it’s not even a Nugget.....it’s a *BIG* *MAC*
It ain't a nugget, it's a whole damn chikkum!
Mcchickem
Tendie
No the Big Mac is what he edits on ;)
“BIG MAC 🖥 IS BAK BABY”
I remember seeing this at walgreens and my grandma said " Why?" why indeed.
a
@@hawley5240 b
@@starflash7076 c
When Even your Grandma recognises that its bad technologie just by looking at it XD
@@alexjustbetter d
Wait till he finds out about the emotiva amp that outputs 50 watts per channel on headphones
I love that picture of the lady with her giant mp3 player propped up right next to the computer that presumably stores all the files on that player and more. Like, even with a regular mp3 player there's no reason to use it while you're on the computer, but with this one on the desk right next to it it looks even funnier.
"ÿþS ÿþO ÿþY" My favorite song!
what's the song really called?
@@linuxlucas764 Scarlet Fire
Nice job noticing the thorn characters
@@fruitsnackbandit4987 Thanks
@@Azuuraas hey how you doing
Other MP3 players: designed to fit in your pocket
This MP3 player: designed for you to fit in it
@@slightlyevolved WE
The sheer size of this nugget is awe-inducing. It truly is one for the record books. I'm happy you decided to keep it in your personal collection, along with the disemboweled duck and the PKCells.
Found this channel too late. Makes my day everyday! You got great sense of humour 😂
"This here MP3 player has 1gig of storage space"
"Oh, I need something much larger than that"
"Say no more"
*1tb ipod*
@@primewastaken that's not the joke?
"Music, and Setting."
Setting, just the one...
*Volume:*
Setting: On
Setting: Off
Oh look an ashens joke
@@novatriio this channel reminds me so much of Ashens.
A lone setting...
I just realised after rewatching this for the 84th time or whatever... It's a Na-no, but it's a giant... so it's... technically medium sized? Small+big?
Been binge watching for a couple days, dropped my phone on the video and caught it on the sub button. Guess I'm subbed now.
When you realize that the bezels isn’t only the red borders, but the entire goddamn thing.
Same btw im 69th person to like this comment 😳
They wanted their iPod nano proportions, and by god, they were gonna get 'em.
@@user-jj6by1jh2j fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offfff bucko wanna fight me I’ll runga up du jimmies like
@@user-jj6by1jh2j when
Mojo’s first confirmed kill
New name: mojo jojo
Bruh
No
Using the power of Echoes, it's able to destroy any pair of nuggetphones
*slight static* tango down i repeat tango down
@@friedpancakes266 I imagine he would use Echoes if he wasn't at the mercy of the CZcams copyright police.
Congratulations about the good old Merc man, a great choice and a couple of years I made something similar and bought a w140, the big old pig and I love it 🍻
"There is nothing wrong with this, apart from many things" is such a quote, but his guy delivers so many good quotes so casually, that this isn't even outstanding. this is the reason I love this channel. and frank, of course.
Your "AAA!!!" battery scream will never fail to make me laugh.
_na-no_
Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah
Oh my Pkcells
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AAA
_na-no_
The mojo now has a second kill(technically unconfirmed). The headphones sound from the video broke my earbuds
*chain kill*
DOUBLE KILL!!
M-m-m-m-m-monster kill!
My phone cut the audio because went out of the equaliser graph
*Laughs in HyperX Cloud II's*
oh my god that colour combination on the sc is just beautifull mate, glad you joined the ol' mercedes gang!
I love the fact that this is a bootleg of an iPod, that was made to be tiny, but they made it humongous
When you said "bezels," it took my brain a moment to process that you weren't talking about the red part.
I cannot fathom how it seemed okay to put such a small screen on a "jumbo" product.
Someone else said they saw them sold at a drugstore, so the target market was probably older people lacking the dexterity and motor control to handle a small device with small buttons. Solution? Obviously solved that issue, but now let’s give it a screen too small for them to see!
Big balls, tiny penis
@@DoubleU159 Good analogy.
@Eragor the Kindhearted well, we are the target demographic and the demographic is ADHD.
Suggestion: For all the dirty buds, put a timer to see how long it takes to kill them with the Mojo. That would be such a cool addition!
Amazing idea
AND KEEP A LEADERBOARD OF WHO LASTS THE LONGEST!
Like this post!!!!
I think fully killing them would ve dangerous for the mojo?
@@kaanulkusal6875 no
That isn't a nugget. That's an ingot.
What’s crazy is I could see some insane mods being done for this things. Small LCD screens are pretty cheap nowadays and I’m sure that you could swap that speaker out for something more decent. Additionally you could probably side load separate OS entirely.
"mmm, that speaker sounds like suck"
I'll have to keep note of that quote for later
As I was reading it I heard danko pod say that
Samir Nader SAME
The fact that this was the first time the Mojo blew up a pair of nuggetphones already means the year's starting off right.
Mojo is evolving
After this the mojo broke
the mp3 player's equivalent of dads asking for a moderately sized sip
With your skills couldn’t you get a rasbury pi or another dank pod an make that thing just an amazing giant working dank pod that works like the real thing? I’d love to see that!!
"Do you like listening to musik? "
"sure i do" *PuLlS oUt 98iNcH fLaTsCrEn tV*
*pulls out tornado siren*
But the screen is for ants
You fools, i use the M 1 A 4 S M A R T T A N K
With a 97 inch bezel
okay Predator stanley
HOLY NASTALGIA! Never in my life would I think to see this behemoth again! I bought this thing for like $20 at a Walgreens back in the day and legitimately rocked this thing around high school, both as a joke and at the fact that I couldn't afford an ipod at the time and wanted an mp3 player. Audioslave and Velvet Revolver never sounded so large 😎
wow
YESSSS VELVET REVOLVER!
Throughout history there's been many examples of bravery:
* The D-Day Landing
* Cleaning up Chernobyl
* You, walking around high school with a novelty MP3 player
are you one of those guys than walked around with the Giant pencil as well? jajaja
absolute legend
"There's nothing wrong with it apart from many things.." genuinely made me chuckle.
I like how the device itself is so massive yet has a tiny screen
"how much bezel would you like?"
"Y E S"
the part at the beginning where the person on the box stared deep into my soul had me absolutely dying
These were my first mp3 player... believe me, owning one is worse than having your soul ripped apart by a staring psycho ;)
The fact that this came out on my birthday makes this infinitely better
“Ewwww what a stinker” still has me giggling everyone time man! Thanks for the laughs!
That bezel-screen ratio reminds me of those toy laptops they used to make for small children
oh god I had one of those
personally it reminds me of the nintendo switch
@@cirlu_bd Its not that bad.
@@cirlu_bd they made a switch just for this guy 😂
@@ruthless933 so did I, it was a hot-wheels "laptop", and I was expecting a real laptop, so when I opened it up and realized what it was (I was like 7), I pitched a fit and made my mom cry, which made me feel horrible so I pretended to like it for a few weeks so my mom wouldn't feel bad.
“and then he pulled out a comically large MP3 player!”
It was the funniest shit ive ever seen
Man, you're just genuinely funny 😂
at like 3:35 the sticker has what I believe to be u2's I will follow lmao
“You better not be busting my mojo”
Why? For a second I though this was aimed for elder people who struggles with small buttons and stuff, until I saw that joke of a screen xD
*B E Z E L ! .....B E Z-Z E L!!!*
At first I thought he was talking about the red, um, *outer* bezels until I realized the black ones aren't even part of the screen. It's just *that* small lol
@@zake64 same.
@@JaggedBird i rlly thought he said "Basil"
oh poor Basil he didn't deserve to becom big nugg
It's definitely a for fun product as dumb as it is lol
It makes me happy that I can find this video by searching "colossal nugget".
I wish I was 1/4 as happy as this guy is.
I usually watch this with a straight face but that "AAA" made me spit out my coffee.
It made me laugh out a kidney that's nothing
Is that Jeff bezos' brother, Justin "Just" Bezels?
Lmaoo
lol
1:07 best part is if she used her laptop she would hear the sounds from her work coming from it too
Dank you had the opportunity to use the music for the 2001 space oddesy movie when showing the mp3 player lol 😂
We need a dankpods car episode or something I wanna see the Honda City and Merc in detail
100%
This is needed
DankWheels
Mighty dank mods
I was about to comment: "What about DankCars channel?"
When he screams the battery names it absolutely kills me
Came here to say this 😂
hahaha... same....
every time
AAA
Same
8:40 quality product goes brr
I love how it has a hold switch. You don’t want to butt-dial that thing when it’s in your pocket.
It took me nearly 4 minutes to realise that "The Bezel" was so large, I thought he was taking the piss and the black was part of the screen.
That's gotta be the sexiest bluetooth speaker voice I've ever heard.
For real. I want to take her out to dinner and have her tell me about her life
What's the model?
Efm Toledo gray aussie edition
Would be awesome if someone could see who she was and dankpods just interviews her lmao
@@samuelgarcia6942 About a month ago I got the idea that I wanted to buy one but I decided against it when I realize there was no way for me to confirm I was getting the one with the same voice lol
Not to mention the price
6:23 it sounds like you're playing your phone speakers in a cardboard box
FINALLY,COMICALLY LARGE MP3 PLAYER
I just realized you wrote "Dank" on your pop filter with sharpie.
"Dank gear" Sounds like a line of merch.
I would buy that if it existed. It sounds so cool
@@jptcw2635 YES
"Why isn't it so big it's an inconvinience to my life??"
I ask myself that everyday
XD
dude i cant
Same
We down bad rn😔
Thats what she said
"Well, they'll be fun the blow up later."
FORESHADOWING
Possibly the most glorious bud blowout in history. Still combing through your channel though, who knows what other gems there are...