Big Companies make the Worst Junk.
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A pepsi max-themed mp3 player with Barbie Girl on it is probably one of the most 90s things ever
this so true 😂😂
i like pepsi
I have a Pepsi-themed FM Radio, though I can’t find it. But it’s somewhere.
@@anthonyvaldes6070 bebis
Wait when did Pepsi Max come out? I thought the 00's...
This week's stats:
"ohh my pkcell": 5
"and my duck": 1
1 grit get used: 2
Peel off protective film: 4
"dingus": 3
"AAA": 1
finger snaps: 15
headphones stressed out: 5 (+1 kill)
"can you believe no-one wanted this?": 1
Mojo: freaked out
hotel: trivago
We appreciate your work mate!
thank you for this.
Add a counter for "it's like an MP3 player or something"
Everything checked the fullest episode ever, missing the sexy speakers :(
I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option.
Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen.
It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen.
Now that's what I call hard mode!
Gonna read all of FO:E:PH on it.
All 1.3 million words
its possible that its intended for audiobooks and is just an ESL fuckup
The Dark Souls of Ebooks
I have one that's similar.
It does have the E-book option.
And it only works for reading .txt
No audiobook, only .txt in tiny, pixelated font
you go blind before finishing the ride
His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on CZcams. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.
he literally sounds like joker xD
No. Waluigi.
No. A minion.
Connery/Moore era James Bond villain makes his opponent's head explode with the ultra-secret special sonic weapon while stroking his pet snake.
He’s making a plan on how to make frank rule the world
If I ever become a millionaire, or somehow get enough money, I will buy Craig, and turn it into a genuine audiophile brand
I officially wish you become a billionaire just for shits and giggles
You have to keep all of the existing product line though
Bro, not if I become a millionaire, buy it out, and make it a genuine audiophile brand first.
Will you?
No make it worse
The touch me is a silent cry for affection
Let’s start a tinder for him
swipe right
ah, so it's me except as a nugget. gotcha.
@@TheDubstepmaster13 yes
Someone needs to make it's bio.
There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.
and in true fashion it's military quality mean made by whoever was able to fulfill the requirements for the lowest price.
These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.
ahh these old aux cables that were cassettes. you shove them in the player and through some tech wizardry whatever goes in from the pug gets transformed into something the tape deck could read.
Me and my son whenever we drop ANYTHING in the house: "Aw... my puck cell...."
god thats amazing
Yes that's dedication
That's adorable.
Me too, I hate it.
Not puck cell, PKCELL.
"Big Companies make the Worst Junk."
Thank god Apple is a small, humble company
*makes a $999 stand
@@Sketchy_Dood makes a $300 book
They're a bad company alright,it's just that they're saints compared to samsung who made fun of apple and then became massive hypocrites by implementing the exact same changes
It's just that they have the death of akg among other things behind their back
Your the type of person who kills other conversations upon entering them ...arn't you
funny if apple giveaways are bootleg ipods
LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones!
It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.
I love how defeated he sounds sometimes when he goes “aw my pkcell…”
This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.
don’t forget frank
"Power on"
Hohoo ye
If the sexy speaker was charged it woulda been a home run
2:41
These are the nugget equivalent of clickbait
say it with me now
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11:35 never have i heard a man so furious and lost before than right now
5:12 oh look, headphones my brain INSTANTLY loops back every single headphone stress out I watched on this channel.
I see Kellogg's has moved on from making cereal to chicken nuggets
Nig2ap
I thought they made noodles😂
They don’t make them! They literally pick the worst shit and stick their name on it
@@Alexander_l322 woosh
@@Alexander_l322 not surprised you have that as your profile picture.
man, his crazy scientist laugh in the background while he is torturing the life away from the headphones is just amazing
I know it is amazing
Fwahahahaha
“No, mr. pods. I expect you to fry! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”
I love this guy. Quote on quote, iPod mad scientist.
You damn well know there was no real life in those headphones to begin with.
8:53 Ah yes, a Super Mario Party 3 player. Finally.
More like Super Mario P*** 3 player.
2:08 The Energizer attack was personal
I can never see or hear the name "Craig" without imitating Dankpods' voice in my head
*Dankpods voice just echoing in my head*
"Watchin Shrek on a CREEEEE" lmfaooo
Craig
@@Photo0021 Craaaaaaaaayyyyyyyg
I was watching a few episodes of parks and rec and I couldn't stop thinking about dankpods everytime the character named Craig would be on-screen
Some of my favorite moments:
1. Bepis-Pod
2. Gatorade-Pod
3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL
4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo
5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)
DIABLO, CONGRATS!
Oh look it's a stray temmie
Bepis
Right as he said DIABLO'S FIRST KILL Garry's mod finished reinstalling for me lol
What about the many misadventures of PKCELL?
3:50 This kinda hits different at the end of 2021 knowing what's going on...
uninformed dingus over here, what happened
5:03 the cable he was plugging it into was unplugged lol no wonder it wasnt working
That's a different cable dumbass
Dankpods: KMON KILL ONE ALREADY
the diablo: kills one
Dankpods: What a beautiful performance mate!
yes
damn u have ears bro I'm jealous
Woo, a totally creative and funny comment. It’s almost like it was in the video.
@@bappo218 xdd
@@insert_username_here 10:56
I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.
Rip
do you still have that straw?
@@deezgod45 I don't think so, but it sucked and i never used it LOL
Why did I read that in the mic test voice? Is this permanent?!
@@JonnyMorgan18 LOLOL
damn even Scarlet Fire killing nuggs before headphones have a chance to get blown up
I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo
The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.
he fucked up big because I love cereal.
is that why he took my foreskin
he also thought food with sugar made women horny so cornflakes were made to be flavorless so women wouldn’t masturbate
@@smelly4498 uh what the fuck
@@flamu9183even in the 1800s people thought he was a little of his rocker
The video in a nutshell:
Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell
Oh no my puckcell...
pkcell*
pkcell*
@You're a sneaky little impostor! i have a pkcell on my shelf that just stands there menacingly
where do i buy pkcells
I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"
I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!
"MY PKCELL!" is gotta be one of my favorite DankPods quote ever.
Ah my pkcell
Na-No
someone should make a big remix with all the quotes
na
no
Personally I prefer the Huh-Duh Six Hunge-Os from ol' mate Senny.
"aww my pkcell" has become part of my daily vocabulary. whenever i bump something or drop something i instinctively say it
I usually say "arming the nugget" when I'm about to plug something that's has a chance to blow up
He’s completely ruined my ability to name things. I code a lot, and everything is named dingus. The variables, the assets, the files, everything. It’s like the fucking lion king, “everything the light touches is *dingus”*
@@chaingigan7545 LOL
@@chaingigan7545 That is hilarious!
I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.
13:08 - DankPods' voice slowly pitching down
I'm quite worried, my cat accidentally (Or at least i hope so) stomped on my balls and the only words that came up to my mind were "my pkcells"
😐
Cat stomps on your ⚽️🏀 - “Aw my PKcells”
Measuring your “bat tree” - *AAA!*
*𝑀 𝑦 𝑃 𝑘 𝐶 𝑒 𝑙 𝑙*
_”Aww,_ my *P K C E L L S”*
but what if its not accidental?
I love how you reassured the audience that these e-waste are gonna get recycled properly. That put me to ease.
Recycled by 1 grit yeah
who else saw the one nugget say bye-bye and then showed the unicorn? really a good analogy for these nuggets tbh lmao
(13:19)
What
Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days
"Put em back for the next person, they're only *semi-used*"
>Not realizing this is why dirty buds smell like they've already been exploded
R.I.P Chord Mojo
2019 - 2021
It's like a fnaf character...
"I always come back"
@@awesomewolf7197 good one
At least he has an excuse to get the Chord Hugo now. Hugo would make good friends with Craig.
@@EpicB you madlad.
Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t!
Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!
Same!😂
13:00 Sounds like an a.m. talk show
I feel like every country pronounces “Hyundai” differently
I say it as hi-un-day
I always said hie-un-die, it's the way the hyundai commercial pronounced it
@@peter-8483 In the US, the commercials say Hun-Day.
High on dye
Hun day. Its hun day. Its fucking pronounced hun day.
Never before have I actually rooted for headphones to randomly fail so hard.
nice pfp bro
It's so weird listening to content creators' old content when they had just started, where their voice is lower pitched and quieter
Coming back to this after watching the 2020 Bootleg Bonanza is quite the whiplash
0:25 oh my pkcell
oh my duck
Oh my sausage
Oh my duckcell
2:36 The text says "Sorry this text is upside down, it's an Australian thing."
And the funny part is, the text isn't upside down, it's backwards.
Xd
@@DecisionsRQuestionable bX
lol
Gravity falls
Gravity falls
-Oh my pkcell...
Sunlight enterring the chat
pkcell : So you've chosen death.
Also dingus battery Energizer assaults PKCELL
everytime he goes "oh my pkcell" I cant help to crack up idk why I find it so funny
The other brands are making an army
I could’ve guessed that kellogs/general mills abuses their employees just based on the mp3 player alone.
2:23 NOOOOO NOT THE MOJO
The fact that the AVON MP3 player is the absolute worse is just fitting. Can’t expect more from this absolutely disgusting MLM.
Lol, I remember buying some Nintendo products from Avon and my mom was a huge fan of the beauty care products. God that takes me back XD
Megamix .... was there Pokemon or Princess Peach lipstick??
"Heeyundae", always cracks me up
That's how we pronounce it over here in Aus
@@JackMcSomeone only some people, I know plenty of aussies, me included, who say it the other way
@@newsgoose9629 fair enough
@@newsgoose9629 Only ever heard he un day and he un die pronunciation here in Aus.
In Ireland and the UK we say “hi-un-die”, it seems there is no right answer
3:19
And if you look closely…
*KELLOGG’S*
My mum used to own one of the cookie cutter MP3s with usb. The only thing it had on it was a recording of her nan talking, as she had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and was projected to lose speech in a few years. Fast forward to around a year before she died, she was non verbal, wouldn’t really do anything, and needed constant care. I found the MP3 in a drawer and begun messing around with it, accidentally wiping everything in it. I didn’t know, but one of my core memories is my mum crying over a blank MP3 and you made me remember that.
"It just died on me" - full US army expirience, huh
This dude is proof that it doesn't matter the content as long as u present it in a fun way ppl will watch.
but i like the content lmao
@@slop313 exactly. The subject matter is boring as a concept but the man is so fucking likable that it's fun to watch
@@sedij2358 no he meanes he likes the subject matter too
Yknow, some of my teachers could learn something from this
Yeah I did have an MP3 player and a few iPods but I really don’t care about this at all. I’m just here because it’s incredibly entertaining seeing this dude shit on shitty products. Is anyone aware of other channels that are similar? Just a really niche subject with a hilarious youtuber? Would love t see more like this
At around 11:24 he found out what military grade equipment meant
This first USB thumb drive-like thing that worked with one AAA was my first nugget on my 22th birthday from my father. It had 128 MB of storage. And I had to compress my music to get a decent amount of songs on there. It had quite good audio quality. I used NiMH rechargeable AAAs, I always had about 12 in my pocket in case they ran out of juice.
I can't believe Hallmark don't sell a "Congratulations on your first kill" card.
I‘d buy it
@@ponivi me too
I found an Automall dealership branded android tablet at Goodwill, it is not limited to mp3 players.
@Julian Di Simone huh
@@michelleatkinson1113 huh
@Julian Di Simone huh
@@emperorfaiz huh
@@mau8513 huh
0:38 Holy shit my very first MP3 ! So many good memories with this little nugget, thank you for the nostalgia ! :)
The way he laughs while destroying the headphones....says something about his personality
I went through like 50 nano rip offs because my parents still thought it was still “saving money” vs buying an actual nano and being done with it...
i had the same mp4 player without the kellogg brand since 2012 works great without any problems still have it and still holds a decent charge
I feel ya. Mines used to buy these Visual Land MP4s for the same reason.
The first MP3 Player I had was one of those cheap nuggets. It worked well for about 3 years and then died. Fair enough for about 15 bucks at the time.
For anyone trying to convince a loved one to buy them something decent -
1. "Buy cheap, buy twice".. or 50x
2. "Expensive things are usually expensive"
3. I heard it about headphones but applies to everything: "The most expensive headphones are the ones you don't use"
"The mp3 player immediately died, recruitment officer."
"No, the mp3 player simply lived for the military and gave its life in the line of duty."
Thank you for these videos. You always brighten my day. I appreciate the enthusiasm.
8:38 that’s not an MP3 player that’s a vibrator 💀
“Kellogg’s”
*_W H E E Z E_*
About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.
Your aunt saved you, bud.
Long live the auntie
The very first mp3 player I had was one of those big pill-shaped mp3 players made by Element (2gb. Used, so no earphones. Just bought some bootleg iPod ones to go with it.) Used it for at least a couple of years back in the early 2010s.
This is literally the first time I've ever heard of these (along with my Element version) having a flippin' voice recorder in it.
Whenever I have trouble speaking I would speak in a British accent (I have two speech impediments), but now after your videos, I just speak with an Aussie accent and I can't stop.
agreed now the voice in my head is dank pods
Dank's gonna need a sticker sheet so he can award his bud stressers for every kill.
i love how he doesnt even try the headphones anymore, he just kills them
never change, you lovely australian bastard
My daily enjoyment of watching and waiting for the one grit to make its move. Always entertaining, never a bad day.
Thanks from Texas!
i had a mp3 exactly like this as a kid, from a different company but the song "say you say me" was also included.
Oh man I had those simple plug in MP3 players hahah, still have on somewhere with the amazing control hahah
I've had a few of those, they never lasted more than a few months, then i had to buy a new crappy one. I've spent many hours of my life listening to music using those pieces of crap, and they made me happy 😂.
I have a blue phillips mp3, unironically is the best thing ever, is like 2 or 3 years old and still rocks
That "power up!" player (or a rebrand of the same thing) was my first ever mp3 player! I'll tell you what, I wasn't the coolest kid in school with that piece of junk (if you couldn't tell), but it definitely beat trying to stuff my discman into my pocket.
Same! I had a pink one
Same. I'm pretty sure I still have mine in the same box next to my cd player.
'durasmell: the smell that lasts' I swear that would be a great tag line
Smell
The smell sure last longer than they can keep their guts inside
0:33 Ah yes, I remember begging my mom for that $20 piece of junk at K-Mart
i actually had one of these back when i was a kid and i have alot of fond memories of that style of mp3 player it blew my mind to have portable music and looking back it it now is funny
When I saw DankPods I clicked faster then it takes to open a iPod with a flat head.
Ah yes, the legendary pro strat, from the Clarkson school of engineering
"SD expansion slot included!"
That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.
hes craigin
My phone has a microSD slot in it. Though my phone is much more entry level. It even had a headphone jack.
@@EpicB I have an S8, which is a 2017 flagship with an SD card slot and a headphone jack. It can even play 24 mbps audio (stereo 32 bit 384 kHz), so it is nugget certified.
I had two of those way back in the mid 2000s. Good memories. Seemed so advanced at the time compared to my old cassette Walkman :) seemed there was a one huge factory in China that made these things for the entire world
Tesco in the UK sold a red equivalent of that super generic one, the extra feature being you could change the colour of the led behind the screen, and there where weird little animations it would play when you turned it off.
A soul: how do you open packages?
Another soul: box cutter
Other soul: scissors
Dankpods: G R I T T I N G
Still with more care and attention than ebay's international shipping
@@tzarchasm9918 this
Kelloggs HQ (probably):
"can i have a promotion?"
"no, but you can have a kelloggs mp3"
i can't possibly imagine the horror those MP3 players were facing when they were waiting their turn to be exposed to the burn-music! damn scary af
I'm so glad I found your channel! You are amazing!
1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.
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2:16 I guess you could say...
The Duracell should be *charged* with *battery*
It was the Energiser that attacked the Pkcell
I found this channel, and ohh boy I'm addicted 🤣. Your content really saves me from my lockdown. Thanks
I swear this guy is too hilarious, he could be reviewing a freaking rock and I would watch it. Literally a fucking legend,keep the good work mate.
This kinda reminds me of the Gameboys with just random logos on them and they were just called whatever emblem they slapped on them.
I want a playboy logo on a gameboy
@@grizzlydino yes.
@@grizzlydino I WANNA BE SEDATED BY THE GAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE BOOOY!
ultra-rare Coca-Cola Game Gear
Toyota game boy lol
“They all smell the same.”
Are you sure that’s not your amp you’re smelling?
lol
7:15 those stinkphones came with SanDisk Sansa
1:00 Hey! I recognize that battery cover!
Had one of those like two decades ago.
2:43 the horrendous buzzing coupled with maniacal cackling is a *M O O D*
The mojo after it’s first confirmed kill: *Me no work today*
The mojo already had a kill.
@@N._99 that’s what he said.
its.
@@insert_username_here i misread that, also props to the diablo.
Live for the music, die to abuse it.
8:25 I remember years ago having an Avon MP3 Player.
The design was just similar to a Computer Speaker but it's just one speaker and the shape was kinda roundish and the color has white and pink on it.
I still remember what it sounded like.
It's really decent but I wish I would see it again.
i had one of those dingus sticks.
it got to the point where i couldn’t use it unless i was holding down the play/pause button.