Stupid Novelty Telephones

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  • @notbigboi3568
    @notbigboi3568 Před rokem +7980

    The fact that James just has a landline power supply from the 70’s lying around doesn’t surprise me for some reason

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage Před rokem +228

      The man brought a Tiger Electronics knockoff back as The 2 AUD Nugget, nothing he could have would surprise me.

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 Před rokem +26

      @@Calvin_Coolage Wait, what? Was this on a stream or something? I wanna see!

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 Před rokem +32

      @@Calvin_Coolage Ahh, I remember that episode. It just didn't click in my head that the "Game Child" is a clone of Tiger games (which it is). Thanks for the link though!!

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage Před rokem +5

      @@AB0BA_69 No prob

    • @oqocraft2661
      @oqocraft2661 Před rokem +7

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy Před rokem +3421

    I love how ol' mate James has become a mythical figure on this channel. An enigmatic techno wizard who occasionally comes down from his tower to lend us mortals an obscure piece of electrical equipment so we can try to understand a fraction of his power.

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta Před rokem +92

      James the nugget wizard 😂 He's really gracing us peasants with his infinite knowledge

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- Před rokem +79

      Have you seen how he made the portable SNES?
      His magic is literally: I cut something here, I am older something there and put a little bit of duct tape around it.
      And et voilà it works absolutely fine.
      I'm impressed. I look at my motherboard the wrong way and the whole pc dies...
      I cannot imagine what deal with the devil James made...

    • @orchid9
      @orchid9 Před rokem +37

      Yeah, we saw him on the video the other day and that techowizard actually hits stuff with the hammer until it works. But unlike our cringy boy, James knows how to properly hit stuff with the hammer so it magically comes together instead of come apart.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 Před rokem +17

      And then if you displease him he'll fill your diffs with banana peels

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Před rokem

      🤦‍♂️ trash comment

  • @-_YuvrajSingh_-
    @-_YuvrajSingh_- Před rokem +360

    Fun fact : The ISP's in India still allow you to use the telephones if you want to, but the call is routed through the fibre line only. So its basically VoIP on telephones. Its kinda neat for old people who are more accustomed to a telephones' simplicity and the fact that you won't be yelling HELLO HELLOOO everytime you call someone

    •  Před rokem +8

      Similar in Germany.

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Před rokem +6

      Similar here in the US, especially if your service isn't with the ILEC

    • @BattTube
      @BattTube Před rokem +4

      It is VoIP, ISP's here in canada offer the same.

    • @Kruton1122
      @Kruton1122 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Same in the US.

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I still have 6 Mbps DSL and regular telephone copper and electricity... all I get...

  • @smbvms
    @smbvms Před rokem +42

    That old telecom brought back so many memories of trying to talk to my mates about all the shit we were going to get up to that weekend, but in code so my parents wouldn't understand, because you had to stand in the kitchen to talk them. The idea that you could take the phone into another room and have a private conversation was an absolute pipe dream in those days

  • @meatlemonade3338
    @meatlemonade3338 Před rokem +1734

    maybe it's just my anxiety talking, but when i see novelty phones all i can think about is trying to call an emergency number on a silly phone or getting terrible news on one. imagine picking up a hamburger and being told granddad has had a stroke and we're not sure if he's going to make it.

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- Před rokem +166

      I would guess this would either delight the situation a little but or make you hate the burgerphone...

    • @outsider344
      @outsider344 Před rokem +252

      You get a call from the clinic and they say your routine HIV test has come back positive. After explaining the next medical steps they also advise that you call any recent partners so they can get checked. In the break between hanging up with the clinic, and beginning your calls, you stare at your burger phone and weep...

    • @TekuTaurus
      @TekuTaurus Před rokem +98

      You then unplug it and plug the regular phone back in, as granddad was the one that bought you your prized burgerphone. He ran to the neighbors right after you hooked it up to help you test it out, so it's only fitting the last call on it is on his last day

    • @matytoonist
      @matytoonist Před rokem +65

      @@TekuTaurus Rest in peace, Grandpa & Burgerphone. May he call you from heaven with it

    • @totempolejoe1
      @totempolejoe1 Před rokem +62

      Picking up your Kawasaki Ninja motorbike telephone to find out your weird uncle just had a fatal accident on his Kawasaki Ninja motorbike

  • @thepiratepilot1507
    @thepiratepilot1507 Před rokem +1762

    I bet you the reason the coke phone was broken then glued back together was because someone thought it was an actual coke bottle and tried to use a bottle opener on it

    • @NIRDIAN1
      @NIRDIAN1 Před rokem +188

      That makes SO MUCH SENSE and I hate it.

    • @xXVibrantSnowXx
      @xXVibrantSnowXx Před rokem +18

      That makes absolutely no sense lol
      How would the bottle broke from bottom when the opening is at the top?
      & it's perfectly cut in half? no way that was the reason

    • @goldkitty12
      @goldkitty12 Před rokem +124

      ​@@xXVibrantSnowXx it was broken at the top. And it's perfectly broken because those were two separate pieces originally.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před rokem +49

      Or they knew it wasn't a real bottle and they tried the bottle opener anyway just to see what would happen.

    • @Alphoric
      @Alphoric Před rokem +15

      @@xXVibrantSnowXx I think it makes no sense as normal coke bottles the liquid moves and doesn’t have a wire coming from it

  • @billnorthup7405
    @billnorthup7405 Před 6 měsíci +6

    absolutely love how Wade pushes James' channel harder than he pushes any of his own

  • @sralismazgalis
    @sralismazgalis Před rokem +20

    4:37 "imagine smashing out a T9 text on this thing"
    *nokia 3650 noises*

  • @OrangeDied
    @OrangeDied Před rokem +1345

    This channel has gone from just iPods to every flavor of nuggets, it's fascinating.

    • @alexgamer3659
      @alexgamer3659 Před rokem +8

      yes he said that in a past vid

    • @andrewduong2740
      @andrewduong2740 Před rokem +27

      It's gone from DankPods to DankThings

    • @bigdingus9333
      @bigdingus9333 Před rokem +29

      If it runs on electricity, he’ll yell at it

    • @Zomonitan
      @Zomonitan Před rokem +5

      Dankpods has turned into Aussie Ashens, and I love it. We just need to get him to eat some expired food now

    • @NcWcN1
      @NcWcN1 Před rokem +2

      @@Zomonitan that's LA Beast's territory too

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea Před rokem +115

    The funny thing about a novelty house phone is knowing that someone once had to call the local council to apply for a tax rebate on a burger or coke bottle

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 Před rokem +13

      "Please speak up, I'm talking into a burger" is a phrase that must have been said, and I'm happier about the world now.

  • @ahniandfriends123
    @ahniandfriends123 Před rokem +15

    9:03 Giant Pod flashbacks

  • @Snicketbar
    @Snicketbar Před rokem +17

    Novelty phones were kind of a thing in the eighties and nineties. Before, cell phones became more affordable. There were even a few celebrity-endorsed ones. Most were cheaply made and usually it was just a fancy shell over standard hardware. Save for a few that would actually play music. Which was a big thing at the time.
    Also, I'm not sure if they ever cleaned up completely. But there have been garfield phones washing up on the shores of France for the last thirty years. Due to a crash container, they ship off the coast.

  • @echolessowl
    @echolessowl Před rokem +487

    the fact that the button that came with the power supply is also an arcade cabinet button is the most James thing i've ever heard

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 Před rokem +21

      Eh if you happen to need a momentary switch like that they're handy when you have them laying around. I replaced someone's PC power button with a 1 player arcade button once 😂

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 Před rokem +5

      Definitely style points

    • @GabrielFrFr
      @GabrielFrFr Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@snesguy9176 what a legend

  • @72mardy
    @72mardy Před rokem +972

    I was seeing a girl back in 1989 who had one of those piano phones in her bedroom. I remember it vividly.
    Hope you are doing well, Colleen. You were a beautiful person.

    • @LVega_
      @LVega_ Před rokem

      Did you fuck her

    • @Golden_pikachu
      @Golden_pikachu Před rokem +20

      What ring did it make?

    • @72mardy
      @72mardy Před rokem +140

      @@Golden_pikachu just a digital ring noise, sadly. Would have been cooler if it played something musical.

    • @TheDogsbarkcatsmeow
      @TheDogsbarkcatsmeow Před rokem +11

      Rip colleen

    • @tammydeetz7927
      @tammydeetz7927 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Martin wow yeah would've been cooler if they had like music box classical sounds my aunt had one too I wrote the name of a piano on it-- think Baby Grand or something lol

  • @pashillianne1462
    @pashillianne1462 Před 8 měsíci +5

    You're a hero man. I work at a daycare and had the hamburger phone as the toy. I bought it at a vendors mall and thought I couldn't get another one when it disappeared. The kids are gonna be so happy when the new one comes in from Amazon.

  • @torches6131
    @torches6131 Před rokem +10

    6:34 Have you heard that Nokia is still making the 6110

  • @sktajwar1513
    @sktajwar1513 Před rokem +833

    It was because of you that I came across George Benson, now I just cannot live without his music. Thank you Dankpods for the wisdom.

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Před rokem +2

      Got any recommendations?

    • @plomors
      @plomors Před rokem +6

      same with me but for Gorillaz

    • @Blazbaros
      @Blazbaros Před rokem +7

      Turn Your Love Around is pretty great, that’s the first one I heard. Also Shiver, Love x Love, and Give Me the Night.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Před rokem +3

      Bleed

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult Před rokem +1

      @@Blazbaros His instrumental songs are great too

  • @TheLadderman
    @TheLadderman Před rokem +739

    As an early Zoomer, I also relate with that feeling of knowing both ends of the coin. Both being super dependant on the internet, and completely independent of it. I cant quite remember when my parents didnt have cell phones, but I very much relate to having a house phone. Always had to use the house phone to call my friends and stuff. I remember when my family only had one computer in the house, and internet much too slow to stream video. And I wasn't even really allowed to use the internet anyways. I remember when people would use google maps on the computer, and then print out the directions in order to have them while driving, because there were no smartphones. The 2000s were a wild time.

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 Před rokem +38

      I was born in the early 2000's and had a similar experience. I used to spend hours talking with friends on the home phone (it was wireless, but still "old" by today's standards). Sometimes it would get concerningly warm if I spent too long on it. My family also had one computer for the longest time. Heck, we still have an old Windows 7 in a spare room, and I remember a time when we had an XP (not sure if I ever used a 2000 though). It took a long time before my family switched to wifi. We used an "internet box," as we called it, to allow for more internet cables. It also took until middle school for me and my brother to get our own cellphones, which were smartphones by this time. My parents had Nokia flip phones when I was younger (which I now own). I miss the look and feel of old flip phones. I have a newer one, but it feels too light and flimsy. Also, my parents still print out Google Maps directions when we go to new places. I've told one of my friends, who finds it a bit odd, but oh well.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před rokem +41

      Did you also have that one obscure movie that your parents just happened to have that you watched a bunch of but that no one else has ever seen?

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před rokem +4

      I really wish society was still like that

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před rokem +16

      @@wolfetteplays8894 idk I kinda like my internet enabled smartphone.
      > Sent from my internet enabled smartphone.

    • @methos4866
      @methos4866 Před 11 měsíci +14

      I was born in 93 but i didn't get a mobile phone till 08-09 and it was a shitty Sony Ericsson that i would always forget to bring with me. Didn't get a smartphone till 2016. I miss the time when there was no expectation to be able to call you at any and all times.

  • @Agnoryz
    @Agnoryz Před rokem +10

    I used to have 2 landlines up until 2018-ish...
    That's what it is like to live with a 60 year old dad.
    Also, 4:02 BRITISH HONG KONG PRIDE WOOO!

  • @TheGreatMcPain
    @TheGreatMcPain Před rokem +2

    I was born in 98 and definitely remember not using the internet until the late 2000s. We did mainly use a landline, but my dad was the only one with a cell phone for a while. Since my dad was an old school computer geek we had multiple computers, but we did have a main family computer. One thing I remember us having is, I think, an intercom which allowed us to talk to who ever was in the basement from the kitchen.

  • @retractingblinds
    @retractingblinds Před rokem +125

    Remember when you went to a radioshack or even a wal-mart or something and they'd have an entire aisle that was just phones you could check out? Novelty garfield phones, the most high tech touch tone $799 phones.

    • @VulpesHilarianus
      @VulpesHilarianus Před rokem +8

      I loved that. Back before Tandy went bust they had little miniature Tandy Color Computer phones where the base was the fake keyboard. Just a little plastic piece on a hinge with a sticker that made it look like a monitor. Flip it up to dial, flip it down to hang up.

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Před rokem +3

      I'd say at most $30 bucks.

    • @theodorgiosan2570
      @theodorgiosan2570 Před 3 dny

      Walmart where I live still has a whole aisle of landline phones. Everyone still has one. I don't know a single person that doesn't have a landline phone. But I guess in some parts of the country it must be like that.

  • @heyitsjeremby
    @heyitsjeremby Před rokem +357

    Of COURSE James casually has a landline power supply just laying around 😂

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- Před rokem +8

      Don't you have one lying around just to spare?!
      You should have ;)

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 Před rokem +6

      I can just imagine Wade mentioning he wants to do a video with telephones but doesn't have a way to make them ring, and James going "No worries, I think I have something for that"

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Před rokem +1

      Of course, both "A Current Affairs" in the States & Oz, will be notified!! 😳😂

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Now, if only DankPods could build an intercom in his home where someone in the basement can call the upstairs or something on the hamburger phone. :) The intercom doesn't have to be connected to the landline, but could be a local area network.

  • @Real_Fanny_Urquhart
    @Real_Fanny_Urquhart Před rokem +9

    I love that explanation! You called the house and asked for one of the residents…
    In the UK, that meant you went and sat in the hall, on a seat that was part of the telephone table, at the bottom of the stairs. It was cold and draughty. Unless you were wealthy
    But even wealth didn’t push you up the queue to *get* a telephone if you didn’t have one. You had to wait like everyone else for the public service to provide it 😂

  • @crowblunt536
    @crowblunt536 Před rokem +6

    2:12 this was used from a music video Telephone Call by Kraftwerk which is black.

  • @nikkihendrix1234
    @nikkihendrix1234 Před rokem +83

    I remember talking to girls in late middle school, early high school on the house phone and I had to worry about my parents picking up one of the other handsets to listen to what I was saying. If they heard some of my conversations I would have been in so much trouble.

    • @packe93
      @packe93 Před rokem +4

      Scariest part was calling their house and then either their dad or older brother answered, and you felt so small asking "hey, is X home yet?".

  • @AutisticGameGuy
    @AutisticGameGuy Před rokem +262

    Well, if you didn't toss the piano phone onto the floor twice, I'd say "Ask James to make the ringer work again", but he's gonna need to do a loooot more than that now.

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 Před rokem +19

      My first thought was "idk try taking the battery out?" But also it's a landline, that really shouldn't matter. So yeah

    • @N33k5
      @N33k5 Před rokem +18

      I'm wondering if the line in contacts were corroded/dirty or the ringer was switched off...

    • @slightlyevolved
      @slightlyevolved Před rokem +23

      It would help if he was using the right kind of cord. That coiled cord is for handsets, and are different from line cords. Slightly more narrow plug than a line cord, so it was pretty strange that the first phone even worked. Wade must have JUST happened to get the pins lined up.

    • @bingsterdc
      @bingsterdc Před rokem +4

      I think he was trying to plug the line cord into the handset socket, wasn’t he? I think the line cord goes underneath, while the headset cord plugged into the back.

    • @N33k5
      @N33k5 Před rokem +3

      @@bingsterdc we may never know

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. Před 11 měsíci +4

    I remember when I was a kid in 1994 my parents had a Rotary Telephone. ☎️
    My kids flip out when they saw it.
    Old tech is Awesome. 😎👍💯

  • @Ricky-CC
    @Ricky-CC Před rokem +1

    Same gen as you dank mate, hearing that ringer brought in a flood of memories.

  • @LordOfReb3ls
    @LordOfReb3ls Před rokem +55

    Once upon a time, there was a telecom company called southwestern bell (which was bought out by Att) that did my moms landline. Every month we’d go to their store and I would play with ALL the novelty land lines. I used to have one that was a train engine

    • @michaelcorcoran8768
      @michaelcorcoran8768 Před rokem +6

      Yeah me and my roommate got old fashioned Candlestick phone. Had a little separate mouthpiece and was made to look like a rotary phone although I think at that point it was just stealing the aesthetic and was using touch tone.
      Although I do recall back in the '90s there was a little switch on your phone and you could switch from Touch Tone to Rotary

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- Před rokem +3

      You good sir/ dear lady were loving the dream without knowing it... I tapy hat for you.

    • @drangusbadger1976
      @drangusbadger1976 Před rokem +6

      Fun fact, AT&T used to be Bell Corporation. They were split into four smaller Bell companies due to a federal antitrust/monopoly lawsuit. Over time, they all merged back together again to form AT&T.

    • @LordOfReb3ls
      @LordOfReb3ls Před rokem

      @@drangusbadger1976 I think I remember that! I was a kid at the time so the only real attention I paid was the annoyance it wasn’t cartoons 😅 still though, that’s very interesting. Especially how over time they’ve managed to claw back most of their control

  • @Artenesama
    @Artenesama Před rokem +52

    6:56 I hope all Australians answer a phone like this

    • @chutas
      @chutas Před 8 měsíci +1

      Same

    • @dingusboi7045
      @dingusboi7045 Před 3 měsíci +2

      im brazilian, but i want EVERYONE answers like this

  • @warre1
    @warre1 Před rokem +1

    In my childhood in the 1970s Finland pretty much all telephones got rotary dials. In the 1980s keypad phones started become more popular. First with pulse dialing and later tone dialing.

  • @vetreas366
    @vetreas366 Před rokem +1

    Wow first frame and I'm already smacked in the face with memories of the first digital landline I had because it was literally just that first one you showed. First ever phone was a rotisserie phone that taught me that my pointer finger doesn't really need blood flow to work, it just needs to fit in a hole.
    So thank you for the memories! I had hoped they were buried deeper than this.
    I know it's called a rotary phone. And now so do you.

  • @yocapo32
    @yocapo32 Před rokem +33

    Dude, I remember when I was like four and my parents bought a _cordless_ phone, and it blew my freaking mind that you could answer calls OUTSIDE the house, like wooooooooooaaaaaaahhhh, it's the FUTURE, man!

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Před rokem +9

      They were serious in the early 90s. I had one that I could use _all the way down the street_ from our house. hahaha
      In retrospect, it was the prelude to dark times, where I could be reached anywhere.

  • @Goodmanperson55
    @Goodmanperson55 Před rokem +75

    Those beeps you hear when dialling a number are called DTMF tones, and they're actually a combination of two frequencies being sounded together. That is how the landline system knows which button is being pressed.

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 Před 8 měsíci +4

      That's why you sometimes see in I think typically spy movies someone is able to make a call that was previously made in. Phone booth or whatever by recording and playing back the tones into the phone. The fact that's that was, and maybe still is, actually possible is really cool

  • @tr0pikal_Isl4nds
    @tr0pikal_Isl4nds Před měsícem +1

    OK BUT HIS LAUGHS- HE HAS SCARY ONES THEN ONES THAT SOUND MENTAL

  • @rechtrecht
    @rechtrecht Před rokem

    I grew up with a Landline and regularly used it till 2013. Still use it to call offices and stuff because for some reason they accept calls from our Landline more often

  • @AB0BA_69
    @AB0BA_69 Před rokem +223

    I want to reassure everyone that James' channel is absolutely worth a sub. That man just has a charm about him that's quintessentially Auzzie

  • @driverjayne
    @driverjayne Před rokem +80

    There was nothing that compares to just SLAMMING down your reciever in anger. You can't hang up properly in people any more. You can just angrily jab your finger into the end call button. Slamming the phone down made a statement. It echoed into the other person's reciever.

    • @LightTheUnicorn
      @LightTheUnicorn Před rokem +27

      I'm pretty sure this is the reason we fondly remember flip phones so much too. "Closing" a call physically was just so satisfying.

    • @MyFedora
      @MyFedora Před měsícem

      Yes, and then miss the end call button several times, and the phone screen goes blank before you click the button. So annoying. I hate it.

  • @Zackary_05
    @Zackary_05 Před rokem +7

    5:53 he speaks gibberish. QUICK GIVE THIS TO POOF

  • @Lachlant1984
    @Lachlant1984 Před rokem

    I also remember those Telecom Touchfones, we had a few of them, that ringtone it produces is so recognisable.

  • @HuMan-bEing132
    @HuMan-bEing132 Před rokem +186

    this just feels like a normal aftershow. for the people who aren’t subscribed to the patreon (do it now) this is basically what the average episode is like.

    • @Chroma3D
      @Chroma3D Před rokem +13

      this combined with the empty Batman nugget as the best advertisements for the aftershow there could be.
      That and the lucky dips I must be missing.

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 Před rokem +209

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the endurance of the iPad case when Wade put the power supply unit on it?

  • @gamer-jm6my
    @gamer-jm6my Před 6 měsíci +1

    man i miss this guy i dont remember when i stopped watching, i just remember getting super busy but im glad to see what else he has created ever sense his content is just cool and he can be funny at times love your channel man! keep up the good work

  • @Yangorango
    @Yangorango Před rokem +1

    Wade: James, I need a mechanic. My van is cooked
    James: I’m the guy!
    Wade: Also, I need a telephone power supply from 1975
    James: You’re not gonna believe this

  • @channelmachinebroke9638
    @channelmachinebroke9638 Před rokem +19

    5:07 ah yes UVB-76 my favorite ring tone

  • @pi8049
    @pi8049 Před rokem +93

    Ah the good old days - calling your parents from a telephone box using a reverse charger

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne Před rokem +19

      Calling collect, "i'mreadytobepickedupatthemall" hang up. 😂

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 Před rokem +13

      I reverse called my parents once pre-10 (got first mobile around 08 but I was lucky and often ran out of credit) and got a right telling off - because I accidentally called my mum's mobile instead of the landline and gave her a huge bill.
      Never tried reverse call again, ever since... Lmao

    • @ianholmes3761
      @ianholmes3761 Před rokem

      I once did it and they wouldn't except the call😢

  • @bfbunny
    @bfbunny Před rokem +8

    1:32 I am honestly worried about that iPad.

  • @Yellow_pikmin_fan123
    @Yellow_pikmin_fan123 Před rokem

    U just posted this 2 days later of my birthday! I enjoy ur vids,buckaroo!

  • @kaitlyn__L
    @kaitlyn__L Před rokem +53

    I feel that "we relate to too many generations!" part so much. It's like being bilingual, but for... time? Bitemporal?
    Having the biggest telecoms revolution in a century (and a half?) take place during your teen-ish years is a whole deal. Because the world you grew up in was just normal, of seeking out people by landline, missing calls because you were on a call/dialled-up to the internet, and mobile phones being for big businessmen.... but by the time you were in high school it was basically the world Gen Z and Alpha grew up with. We were still young enough to adapt rather than struggling.

    • @Jay-st6sl
      @Jay-st6sl Před rokem +9

      My dad had a pager when I was 5 and by the time I was 20 you could get a galaxy *note with a 7 inch screen. Time flys.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Bitemporal is a great word.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Jay-st6sl yep, my big brother had a pager until 01 or 02 or so. But then he kept it for a while even after he got his first Nokia. I think maybe his weed guy kept using the pager to say when he was available to meet…

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@blakksheep736 thanks!

  • @NoblePineapples
    @NoblePineapples Před rokem +45

    James is an absolute treasure of a person. Seriously.
    I also have [and thoroughly used] a wallet that was a cheeseburger from back in middle school.

  • @Furko08
    @Furko08 Před rokem +7

    6:22 I think James might be able to help you out there.

  • @spacecadet2663
    @spacecadet2663 Před rokem +1

    In 1st grade (about 6 years old for non americans) I was at a friend's birthday party and she had a hamburger phone and it was the funniest thing we had seen. Thank you for bringing back the memories.

  • @YokiDokiPanic
    @YokiDokiPanic Před rokem +24

    Hearing Dank sing "banana phone" for the burger was not something I was expecting to hear today.

  • @JamienautMark2
    @JamienautMark2 Před rokem +15

    My mom still has a landline phone and its ringtone straight up sounds like the first level of Sonic Spinball for the Genesis. Drives me crazy.

  • @LazySunshineArt
    @LazySunshineArt Před 7 měsíci +3

    8:20 Guys will look at this and think "hell yeah."

  • @Wandrng_drifter
    @Wandrng_drifter Před rokem +9

    2:30 you should make a song with that thing lmao

  • @cooperlee-clay9134
    @cooperlee-clay9134 Před rokem +41

    Reminds me about that time my telephone caught fire once.
    Edit: Just so you know the telephone line has 40v when idling and the ringing voltage is over 100v. It blew up as my friend called.
    Anyways, Can we go to cashies now?

    • @lickablestinkage7783
      @lickablestinkage7783 Před rokem +2

      thats suprising it caught on fire, although its 100v its very low current

  • @michaelcorcoran8768
    @michaelcorcoran8768 Před rokem +24

    I remember we bought one of one of those phones that were designed to look like the old Candlestick phones from the '50s. It had a separate mouthpiece and was made to look like a rotary phone

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave Před rokem

      My aunt and uncle had one of those, but it was a big wall-mounted box.

  • @oh_emiko
    @oh_emiko Před rokem

    As a comms tech is actually surprising how many of those old telecom phones are still in the Telstra exchanges, especially in Brisbane city and Toowoomba and still in use and the amount of new Telstra branded house phones that are just piled up everywhere just slowly turning into ewaste & yellowing just sitting there.

  • @Deftones445
    @Deftones445 Před rokem +1

    Jame is a mystical chaotic mate, he is as important to the channel as the one grit, love it.

  • @WisconsinAdventures
    @WisconsinAdventures Před rokem +92

    James is a literal god send. He has done so much for this channel, and he just does it so casually. I love that

  • @dreamyatonement4931
    @dreamyatonement4931 Před rokem +41

    6:56 I couldn’t stop giggling; please wade, never change, I love you and your channel so so much

  • @station428
    @station428 Před 11 měsíci

    I had me one of those burger phones. Got a lot of nostalgia for it when I watched Juno recently

  • @ysucae
    @ysucae Před rokem

    i remember putting my school work on diskettes (cds weren't reusable) and couple of years later ipods were coming out
    high school was wild, you used copernic for internet searches, phones on landlines, having to keep your good quarters to call... then boom google youtube myspace facebook wifi cellphones all in like 5 years.

  • @lorenzostransportvlogs
    @lorenzostransportvlogs Před rokem +24

    My grandma still has one of those phones shown at the start. Was going strong before NBN. Shows how well old stuff was built

  • @sike_ologist3744
    @sike_ologist3744 Před rokem +16

    5:02 bro it sounds like a freakin fire alarm!

  • @LiamShannon88
    @LiamShannon88 Před 10 měsíci

    I had that Kawasaki in my room as a kid! What a trip!
    I think the switch below the keypad changes the ringtone if I recall correctly.

  • @otherssingpuree1779
    @otherssingpuree1779 Před rokem

    I have a landline with caller ID from mid 2000's, it feels great to have long conversations. Cheap and decent voice quality.

  • @WillCooperBagpipes
    @WillCooperBagpipes Před rokem +49

    I now want nothing more than to see Dank play a song on the pianophone

  • @CAJfur
    @CAJfur Před rokem +4

    I had one of those hamburger phones as a kid.
    I grew up with house phones, so I still feel like every house needs one. But my house doesn't even have one anymore. Feels weird that they're obsolete now.

  • @SonicAlpha
    @SonicAlpha Před rokem

    There's been a burger phone in the diner from Home & Away pretty much since the show started (yeah, I watch crappy Aussie soaps). The diner set has changed a lot over the years, but the burger phone remains. Always makes me smile when I see it, I wanted one so much when I was younger 😅

  • @orestisvas7277
    @orestisvas7277 Před rokem

    A shop in my area still shells a lot of different phones like this

  • @hashbrown777
    @hashbrown777 Před rokem +29

    The piano phone probably just needed a flathead to go in and scratch up the contacts, they gunk up with dust and copper oxide all the time
    Seeing that telecom phone again was neato, they were *everywhere* (which makes sense for the national phone company..). Seeing those old logos like Ansett or the three-strike optus, metlink (for melbourne) and the old tv channel ones, and diners club (which were always on shop windows) are always a trip

  • @xargos
    @xargos Před rokem +60

    Yeah, most novelty phones were cheaply made. I saw too many where people could barely hear each other when using them. The one exception was a duck phone my grandparents had. It worked pretty well and has a nice stimulated quack for a ringer.

  • @agingdiamond7327
    @agingdiamond7327 Před rokem +1

    I still have a working landline yes I have one and it's bad because of the ringtone. It's sooooo loud, louder than a volcano and most people I know have one so I get a lot of calls. My ears hurt a lot. The ringtone is very memorable and always will be.

  • @rydenhaze10
    @rydenhaze10 Před rokem +5

    He always makes his videos high quality, good understanding and funny as shit 💀

  • @OzRetrocomp
    @OzRetrocomp Před rokem +55

    Fun fact: Early Telecom TF200 phones with the flat keypad (instead of the later ZX Spectrum style one Wade showed off at the start of this video) had a bad habit of disconnecting data calls after 15 minutes. Very frustrating in the days when it'd take 2 hours of repeat dialling to get onto a popular single line BBS.

    • @James76767
      @James76767 Před rokem

      That and the keypads were somewhat prone to randomly dying. I believe it was due to moisture getting in.

  • @hughjass138
    @hughjass138 Před rokem +10

    I received an R2D2 landline for my birthday one year (yes, how depressing) and dear god it was both fun and annoying. It would randomly beep and whistle throughout the day, and often in the middle of the night.

  • @carloslaguardia2190
    @carloslaguardia2190 Před rokem +4

    9:40 are you going to be a office worker now😂😂

  • @StickShiftStudios
    @StickShiftStudios Před 8 měsíci

    Growing up, I had a Porsche 928 phone. The shape of the car ment it was actually comfortable to use and hold with the round hatch back area. It was lime green. The key pad was on the bottom of the chassis. Nice video. The ninja looks like a scale model.

  • @thenarstar
    @thenarstar Před rokem +13

    1:55 As a fellow child of 1990. This was soooo sweet to hear

  • @SmokeyChipOatley
    @SmokeyChipOatley Před rokem +40

    Yup, I can totally relate to your intro. I’m 34 and my childhood was mostly pre-internet/cell phones. Our family got its first desktop with dial up internet (aol) when I was 12/13 in 2001. Even with internet, it was nothing like the modern web of today. No video streaming and audio took AGES for horribly compressed garbage (anywhere from 15-30min per SONG). The average website took anywhere from 1-2min to load, pictures loaded line-by-line at a crawl. And not only will no incoming calls come through to your home phone while surfing the web but your connection would immediately end if anyone else in the house picked up another phone to make a call. This was by far the BIGGEST source of fights and arguments with my family back then. Imagine everyone in your household having to share one cellphone that couldn’t leave the premises with the slowest internet connection you can imagine and you get a rough idea of what it was like.
    Don’t wanna sound like an old curmudgeon but kids nowadays have no idea how good they have it. Not their fault obviously. It’s just wild how much technology has advanced just in my own lifetime.

  • @lime5327
    @lime5327 Před rokem

    I have a late 90's AT&T landline and it still works.

  • @shaldurprime7154
    @shaldurprime7154 Před rokem

    My great grandparents had, or still have, a telemania crescent 1925, which to my surprise was the only result for 'steam train telephone' there are literally no other examples that I could see of a train telephone.
    And seeing the Kawasaki Ninja phone remind me that my other grandparents for a time had a novelty M&Ms dispenser, that was a blindingly patriotic American chopper with a sidecar with the blue dude with sunglasses and a red military helmet

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik Před rokem +12

    James is like a character in a video game who can and will make literally anything just on the off chance you'll need it later

  • @SpaceGangster45
    @SpaceGangster45 Před rokem +9

    Wade! You gotta get yourself an XLink Bluetooth gateway! You can make and receive your cell phone calls with any home phone you plug in. I got one a while back and it's heaps of fun.

  • @martin_drive34
    @martin_drive34 Před rokem

    You are the guy who i watch when i am sad or depressed thanks for making my mood feel better

  • @Chocomint_Queen
    @Chocomint_Queen Před 5 měsíci

    Yooo I had one of those piano phones in the Canadian 90s, but mine was black! I loved just playing with it and trying to sound out music.

  • @jojobod
    @jojobod Před rokem +16

    3:34 Kelly hasnt been the same since the accident

  • @michaelturner4457
    @michaelturner4457 Před rokem +6

    In 1985 I worked doing warranty repairs for the UK import company that sold these novelty phones, The piano phone actually has two circuits, one for the music powered by the battery, other the telephone and ringer circuit. It was featured in the video to the Kraftwerk song Der Telefon-Anruf.There was also a Budweiser beer can phone, that worked the same as the Coke bottle phone. And they both did have a pathetic ring.

  • @MelodicTurtleMetal
    @MelodicTurtleMetal Před rokem

    That first landline is bringing back nostalgic memories.. it looks exactly like the phone i would hold to my ear..

  • @antoineabiaad6908
    @antoineabiaad6908 Před rokem +1

    I never knew how rare landlines were in other countries (not THAT common here in Lebanon but not so rare) you can find 'em in someone's house or in a hospital. I watch your videos from time to time and i must say they're great! (have a good day)

  • @jacobemerson8015
    @jacobemerson8015 Před rokem +26

    I used to love going to the phone company when my mom went to pay the home phone bill in person. They sold novelty phones, and they had them out all out on display, cars, motorcycles, animals and of course the classic Mickey Mouse, never could talk her into buying one though 😅

  • @darklessgaming6402
    @darklessgaming6402 Před rokem +62

    I love your old tech stuff, it's inspired me to tinker with everything I have. I've been here since you created the channel, love your vids ❤

  • @imark7777777
    @imark7777777 Před rokem

    I picked up an X-link Bluetooth Gateway or two. I had been eyeing them for many years. One for at home so as soon as I get home it links my cell phone and all my house phones become active. And one for the car so I actually have a Rotary dial car phone or any other random phone I want to plug-in as it's in a bag with a battery I can take it around on my shoulder using any corded phone with my cell phone in my pocket. It's one of the few that actually does both rotary dial and traditional Bells.

  • @RichHutchinson
    @RichHutchinson Před rokem

    This is just amazing thank you for this

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard Před rokem +6

    I grew up in the 1960/1970's, in a small town in Oregon. We had a population of around 12,000.
    When I walked out of my home it was just like you said. No more contact! I could be out hiking in the mountains, carrying my .22 rife, from dawn to dusk. As a 8 year old.
    If my grandson/grandaughter tried that I would probably have search and rescue out looking for them.
    I was just fine back then

  • @uhworms
    @uhworms Před rokem +16

    I remember my aunt had this rotary phone that had like a woodland theme to it. It was convered in acorns and moss and woodsy stuff. Totally usable. I'm not sure if she bought it or made it tbh

  • @dolmioSLIDE
    @dolmioSLIDE Před rokem +1

    I remember. If you wanted to make your own telephone ring and trick people in your house into picking said telephone up, only to answer to no one. You simply had to pick up the hand piece, dial 137 and hang the handpiece back up. This would put it into a ring check cycle. Ahhhhhh, the good old days! This was in NZ. I assumed it was the same, the world over.

  • @abcdefgh1279
    @abcdefgh1279 Před rokem +1

    The Coke Bottle Telephone's ringing sound is probably generated by some analog circuitry, which is picking up surrounding EM interference, eg. Router, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth signals. Note that unshielded cables behave like antennas, and twisted unshielded cables behave like very good antennas, and that could explain the produced noises.