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- Republican supporters made grand entrances at the former president’s grievance-filled speech at Mar-a-Lago following his arrest, and Stephen can’t get enough of the trailer NASA released to introduce the crew of the Artemis II moon mission. Stick around to meet the four crew members on tonight’s Late Show! #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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When he gets sentenced, I hope the judge gives him what he wants. FOUR MORE YEARS!
👍👍👍😄😄😄👍👍👍
yeah!
I heard he wants to be president for life, so give him that life sentence he’s dreaming of, judge! 😂
Would that be four more years for each felony count? Lol😅😅😅😅😅
I'd prefer him getting life in prison in a cell with Bubba.
So Graham cries and asks money while Agent Orange takes off in his own plane! Unbelievable !!
Yeaaap
Can't make this ship up.
jet fuel is expensive
@@moonhunter9993And Trump is a "billionaire", so again, why does he need money?
@@EmperorSeramirare you asking MAGAts to think logically?..
MAGA now stands for My Ass Got Arrested
Great One
I love it!
Why is a multi millionaire begging for working class people’s money??
Lack of shame, lack of morals, lack of dignity, lack of honor ....
@@MTMF.london Lack of a usable brain
Rule #1 of Rich People:
Never use your own money for anything, if you can use someone else's money.
How do you think rich people get rich and stay rich?
That's what grifters do!
Grifter's gonna grift. Rube's gonna rube.
It's so disgusting to watch people like Lindsey Graham crying for Donald Trump's indictment, because they'd never cry for the thousands of children killed in school shootings each year.
Because there are NOT thousands of children killed in school shootings each year. There haven’t even been thousands of children killed IN TOTAL in all of the years of school shootings. Be a bit more realistic when making an important point, otherwise the depth of the bs ruins the legitimacy of your comment.
They made fun of Obama for crying about dead school children.
They don't care if kids die.
They'd happily dance on their graves.
BEYOND his "scope".
Lindsey Graham asking his (mostly) poor, uneducated supporters for money to help a "millionaire" is despicable.
it is despicable - He knows it will work, though - rich evangelical leaders ask, and the cult sends their money to them as well - it's part of the madness
They'll still send their unemployment checks
the only man inthe usa without a brain even worse than the scarecrow of OZ
A cult’s gonna do what a cult’s gotta do.
trump has suffered greatly. he has been the victim of three hoaxes. the average person might never even have one hoax pulled on him. 1000 boots on january 6 hoax they can appreciate being tricked. the man's business' model is business fraud , hoaxes and coups. he on the other hand is the perfect sinless man. how dare they hoax him about the boxes they were all planted by the crooked FBI. he never had sex with Mc Dougall or Daniels and never paid a doorman off, it is another hoax and the third the election of 2020 hoax. one man 3 hoaxes he is pretty dumb to fall for it three times. how did he become a billionaire being that stupid. oh wait he inherited most of the money he has left. all those cardboard boxes empty it was all a hoax. all the classified documents another hoax. why are republicans not indicting trump why does it have to be democrats? the republicans are about family values, the rule of law and free and fair elections.
Yes, I am praying for this country- that we can rid ourselves from these psychotic grifters!
Good luck. You guys seem to be cursed with an endless stream of these parasites.
Pray if you want, but don't hold your breath waiting for a response.
CZcams ads are offensive and the comments largely vacuous. Notwithstanding, here's my suggestion to depoliticize the Supreme Court in the form of a simple recusal rule:
Any nonpartisan Justice shall have the power to compel two junior partisan Justices to recuse themselves from any political matter brought before the Court.
Joke time: RBG was the last surviving nonpartisan Justice confirmed by a majority of the Senators from both parties. But that used to be the norm for all the Justices.
Pray if you want, but *VOTE.*
You’d have to start with the 70+ million people who voted for him because they think he’s amazing. 🥸
Just because you are facing consequences for your illegal actions doesn’t mean the judges are personally against you.
Trump has no actual reasoning ability
Everyone is against him. He's a perpetual victim. 😂
It's a "witch hunt"! I am ALSO waiting for "BIGFOOT" to have coffee tomorrow morning!
That old 'you're WITH me or you're AGAINST me' simplistic binary rhetoric.
It does mean the judges are personally against you IF you are a narcissist. Had the profound misfortune of growing up with a parent like this. They love seeing other people being held accountable, but when it's their turn, they cry fowl and bloody murder. In their minds, they're not culpable for anything and therefore any attempts towards that aim is classified as persecution. It would be fascinating to witness if it wasn't also as trauma-inducing and damaging as it is for everyone around them.
Why does Drump need our money if he’s so rich?
Coz he's fighting for us, to take our country back. At Least according to him..
Like all Grifting Oligarchic Patricians, he never plays with his own money, only that of the rubes, the marks, the dupes.
That's how he gets and stays rich.
He's addicted to opium - I mean OPM.
Other People's Money.
@@CD_Character clever!!
I’d like to thank everyone who voted Janet Protasiewicz onto Wisconsin’s supreme court. Repubs are having a full-blown meltdown.
The kids are alright man... they give me hope.
I saw her opponent's speech after he lost. Sore loser doesn't even BEGIN to describe Daniel Kelly.
I don't think so: the GOP cult conversely won a super majority in the state senate, and they're rushing to impeach the new liberal Supreme Court Justice - JUST for apparently being appointed! Republicans of today are like a lunatic witch's coven - but with maggot-sized IQs.
We did our job PROUDLY! Still don't know how Ron Johnson won.
She's definitely right about gerrymandering. Just saw her interview on Brian Tyler Cohen this morning
The maga tears are thick here, and I love it! 😢😢
I hope Stephen gets to interview the entire Artemis crew on their safe return!
We just want accountability. He’s not better than any of us and if he committed a crime he should pay the consequences.
Yep. If Cohen got 3 years, trump should too.
@@jackderipper2233 exactly... If he was found guilty then trump should be found guilty too. It just sucks it's going to take so long when Cohen was convicted and already served his time.
"A crime" you say. He is guilty of many, many crimes. Accountability is far overdue for him.
@@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings 😂😂
There’s no crime…. This show sucks
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.” Lindsay Graham 2016.
CNN should invite him on, and as soon as they start, just start looping that audio, nice and loud so everyone can hear. They should call him to the carpet. Let's see Lady G $hit her panties on Live TV.
He should have stuck to his guns when he said that. Instead, he got in bed with Trump (Ugh. *There's* a visual aid). And it just might cost him . *BIGLY.*
Yea, that was so 2016!
True in 2016. If possible, more true today. The 🤥 squad 🤬
Now he’s crying for him & asking hard working people to send $$$. T*umps plane needs fuel. Freaking pity Party
Some yers ago when they were saying “pray for the president” I prayed for a real one and that’s what we got in 2020.😊
I can only imagine what his less then perfect phone calls are like when his perfect ones incriminate him so epically.
Yeah, if his perfect calls are of him trying to commit serious crimes, then the less than perfect ones would be what?
If you're a trump supporter at this point, you left your sanity long ago
Truly, kkkult folk are so far out there, I don't think they'll ever make it back into decent society. What a waste...
@@lancebornmann1160 Stranger*
@@lancebornmann1160 delusional-er*
@@nahelbeuk *Crazier
@@lancebornmann1160 is it true trump supporters love and engage incest?
Just a tip: when on trial do not threaten the judge and his family. 😂
TRUE! Donny is "upset", though!
I don’t think he understood Miranda rights! Everything can and will be used against him! Just let him burn !
@@johnmaki3046 - Upset is his middle name. He has the maturity a of a 5 year old that had his sand castle stomped on.
@@Balletified or the judge unlike Trump, compartmentalizes work versus private life, and stays off social media. You may be forgetting that judges work for the government and it is unethical to speak on matters outside the courtroom.
Where's the outrage from FOX " news"??? Trump attacks the judge family ,now it's fine???
MAGA = Make Accountability Great Again!
MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested ....
... and so did I ...
This needs to be on teeshirts lol
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
Somebody fetch Miss Lindsey her smelling salts, she's having a conniption fit, bless her little heart!
I fully expected him to yell: "Touch the screeeen, touch the screeeen! Heeeal, heeeal! Jeebus COMMANDS you to max out your credit card for Preh-suh-dent Truhmppp!!!"
What a slimy toad of a scammer. What a despicable vile creature that guy is!
Bravo 👀💯💯🖐️
LMAO!!!
He has no heart
Simply the BEST😂🎉
Mille Grazie from Sicily❤
Best monologue you've done Stephen! Cracking the fk up over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If by "perfect", you mean a "treasonous crime against our country", you'd be correct.
Trump only asks one question about everything.
Q: "Was it done by Trump?"
Y: "It was perfect. The best ever."
N: "It was the worst ever. A total disaster."
what treason?
Prosecuting criminals is not treason.
Don't be f*cking ridiculous.
I see that a few who have responded missed the bus entirely.
Such a sad state our nation. To think that there are so many intentionally blind to objective reality in order to cling to a blind worship at any cost.
Reading comprehension is now a dead ability. I offer a few of the responses under your comment as objective evidence.
@@hk6780
Brace yourself as far too many these days no longer understand how to define words.
TREASON (noun): the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT.
That is EXACTLY the treason that was being mentioned. In case you forgot, those crimes have a date forever noted in historical records. 1-06-2021
For a “billionaire” he begs for money an awful lot.
Grifters gonna grift.
It's in his nature.
That's how they get rich!
But it’s all the poor who are asking for handouts…. Republicans are hypocritical morons
He had me HOWLING with the Lindsey Graham imitation! I think I woke up my family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lindsey seems to be turning into Tammy Faye before our eyes.
I know, right??? 🤣
@@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg I was in tears from "Grown-Up Campbell Soup Kid" to "Feline Leukemia, Amen"! 🤣
And one Canadian! 😂
Showing Gaetz and MTG as prom dates is just wrong. MTG is way too old for him. He prefers his women to actually be prom age.
This is the best Matt Gaetz I think I’ve ever heard. 😂
Sophomores don’t usually go to prom.
She could perform the Nutcracker Suite for him -- ask Kevin.
You mean "he prefers his 'women' to be little girls"?
And (perhaps) MALE?
You're right, CONald, there was never a more perfect call. 👍😄
When the NASA promo had that line "to the moon", I was kind of hoping they would show a clip from the old Honeymooners show ... "To the moon, Alice!" ... classic line!
Only poor people should be held accountable for their crimes - THE GOP
On Wisconsin!
Eyup.
So we should make Trump poor? I'm on board.
I say anyone who is doing crimes-no one is above the law
What crime?
Lindsey Graham first cried for Herschel and now he’s crying for Donnie on Fox. Imagine how hard he’ll be crying when both Fox and Donnie are finally gutted in court.
We're in the middle of a pronoun war. Let's get Missie Graham's pronouns correct here folks.
@@mctavish199~ Where some folks are concerned, wouldn’t it be more appropriate and easier to dispense with pronouns all together and just go with “it”?
Eating a carton of chocolate ice cream in the bathtub level of sadness. lol
I am just as excited by the thought of Dominion wiping out all of Fox’s money as I am at the idea of T***P getting an orange jumpsuit not nearly as cool as the Artemis crew.
If only he got this upset about school shootings.
Steven, I hope you follow all these news clips. You and a dozen others are educating the world ❤ 😅 !
Sorry I spelled your name incorrectly .😢
The monologues are so well written and Stephen delivers them so well that people cheered at "Feline Leukemia"
Donnie’s indictment has made Matt Gaetz’s mistress so upset she’s considering quitting middle school.
It's funny because Matt Gaetz is literally a pedophile.
Literally.
That one never gets old...*all together* just like Matt gaetzs gf !!
Oh/ She's moved up a grade?
I heard Matt gaetz is so upset his chin swelled up more than three jay lenos
@@mctavish199 Nope. She graduates this year, so her middle school debut is right around the corner
Trump supporters twisted logic : our dear leader is a billionaire still we will send him money.
Biden is a millionaire on tax payer money,,, don't even start me on his son
And they will. They're radicalized
Well, it's not much different from what's going on with streamers (twitch, CZcams etc.) nowadays. People making millions are still getting donations from their viewers. Always seemed weird to me.
@@ferox965 democrats are uneducated , ignorant and brain washed....
@@KappakIaus At least the viewers are getting content they love.
Thanks, Stephen! Happy Easter to you and your family 🥰
Top notch piece. Every moment was successful.😅😅😅😅
By definition, something cannot be “more perfect”
Thank you. Was thinking the same thing.
While I agree, it's part of the preamble to the US Constitution.
@@sophiophile Hmm. Interesting point.
@@sophiophile that's only applicable when we're starting with something less than perfect.
Republicans flip flop so much it's an exercise routine.
The GOP can flip flop at will and rewrite history at will
Since their followers have memories of goldfish.
It's the biggest raves in all the gyms throughout the country. Lindsey girl perfected the flip flopping technic it's a sensation, NOT said no one. 🤔😆
🤣🤣🤣
Safe trip, Artemis II crew.
*LOCK HIM UP! GAG ORDER, PLEASE!"*
When the judge's daughter is shot....
I'm a Canadian and I laughed so loudly at "astronoot" that I startled my moose
You have a pet mouse?
Did you spill your maple syrup and apologize to it? 😂 Sorry, couldn’t resist. My friends in Toronto joke about the stereotypes all the time.
@@colinyandon6137 I see what you did there...
@@colinyandon6137 Wait, what? You pet your mouse? That's odd.
Still upset they won't let my moose into Timmy's
Holy shit I nearly died choking on my water when Lindsey gram asked me to pray😂
If anything he should insist that they don't pray. Those prayers might set Trump on fire.
Gotta be "HOLY MOLY" water?
Trump has to be the most hated man in america
Except for His Cult.
Business fraud is his brand lol .....so true Colbert!
Donnie’s attorneys are competing over who can outstupid Rudy. Looks like it’s going to be a tight race.
Truth !
I see more rallies at the Four Seasons Landscaping Company next to the dildo shop in the future.
Who .? Rudy Tutti Fruity Giuliani.?
Tighter than a pro lifer's sphincter after hearing the word "abortion".
NOBODY can OUTSTUPID Rudy, though!
He had the airing of grievances, without the aluminum pole and feats of strength? Someone is not living up to the true spirit of Festivus.
One of Colbert's BEST!
I look forward to Former Guy not being able to vote for himself in 2024.
Coz convicts can't vote in FL.
Bruh the law in Florida was changed in 2019 so felons could vote however the catch is that they must pay all their court fines which can be in the hundreds of thousands for some, but Trump even a convict could pay that easily, and still be able to vote for himself
@@alexanderdumas- Ooh, that's some cognitive dissonance there. Does he pay what he owes or does he vote for himself? Hmmm.... Such a conundrum. I think he would vote illegally somehow, like steal someone else's ballot. He made a video not long ago telling his supporters to go ahead and cheat, so it's really no problem to him, he'll just gamble that he'll get away with it. No way he pays his court bills! Paying bills is for chumps, not Trumps!
He'd be in jail in NY, not Florida. But, good thought. I'm looking for him to go to jail in Georgia.
@@alexanderdumas- bruh that sucks
Doesn't apply if he's convicted in NY.
What is a problem is that he is barred by law from using Mar-A-Lago as a residency, so he's already voted illegally, and will do so again. Authorities in FL already declined to prosecute.
Pity They Couldn't Find A Handcuff Small Enough To Fit Them Tiny Hands!
They could’ve used the Chinese finger cuffs lol
Burn of the year right here
Are you drunk ..karen
🤣🤣🤣 Good one.
As long as you can fit two fingers in, it's not too tight. (Not rude! This is true. 🙂 )
Best late night host. True Patriot.
Patriot? Bought and paid for cuck...
Democrats are just becoming conservative pod people. You can barely contain yourselves anymore. Just own it already.
Amen to that
You were ON FIRE last night. Thank you. I may live after all.
The prosecutors are going to ask some "VERY PERFECT QUESTIONS" beautiful questions.
'Trump Hater' -a label to be worn with pride.
I want the cap and the t shirt!
Exactly. It means you're a decent good -hearted informed American who is wise enough to never join a cult.
Can I get that shirt on Amazon? 😂😂😂
@J. FK leave the cult son. They never end well. Get your GED, kiss a girl, find a job.
The tat will be everywhere.
Much love brother.
So trump fathered a child with one of the house keepers in the 80s
Would that child be George santos??
I bet has paid for a few abortions in his time too.
OMG…🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is perfect.
😂😅😂
Compulsive lying is hereditary after all!
Santos LIES like a "true Trump"!
Loving the fill-in riffs. 👍🎶
"I have a Trump-hating judge, with a Trump-hating wife".
"Well.....at least that's one thing you and the judge have in common".
😂😂😂😂
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
TIME IS ALMOST UP! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM, ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM INTO YOUR HEART & LIFE, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂💯
Yep. Our lock his ass up music video you may enjoy czcams.com/video/RWvprHE6dNI/video.html
He also has a Trump-hating chef who spits in his food every night.
One of a very few and honest things he uttered 😂
Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for acknowledging the holiday of Passover. Happy Easter to you and your family!
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I miss jon batiste - but I equally love what this current band is pumpin out. THEY friggin JAM tight! 🖤
Why'd they push the conga player into the background? No a better question is why do they have that commercial break where they show the band but not hear what they are playing. Better to silence the commercials as we've seen most of them countless times before?
Excited about the Artemis II moon mission, a salute to the crew!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
TIME IS ALMOST UP! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM, ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM INTO YOUR HEART & LIFE, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
I LOVE the MOON,, you astronauts do our world proud.
I was 16 when we first went to the moon and remember it well. I'm just as excited about this mission and I'm now 70.
We placing bets on how soon he catches a contempt charge?
I say three weeks in, on a Monday.
Side bet on who takes him into custody if he does..Federal Marshals or FBI?
Marco Pillow. LoL. Colbert
this is a moment in history.
Enjoy. The funny. ✌️
He’s just so damned proud of those phone calls. Can he be any more petty? Yeah, he can.
I wouldn't be surprised if gaetz, MTG, boebert, et al all get arrested someday. Shady as hell grifters.
Can't be soon enough
I'm surprised Gaetz wasn't already arrested for his part in that child sex trafficking ring him and his buddie had going. Good thing for him that the republicans openly support Satanic pedos.
I'm praying 🙏🙏🙏
An exclusive club of despicable people - a true representation of their party - (the orange clown is the cherry on top).
Quit teasing us
Priceless.
Colbert knocked it out of the park again!!!
Give a supposed billionaire money... The same billionaire that help no one that protested on his behalf, or provided them any legal aid.
Plus.. what does rump need money for?his legal expenses? The guy doesn't pay his lawyers 😂
Seems it would be easier to just give us the next mistress' Venmo so they can just pay it directly to her this time.
@@A_once_was_person ah but you understand not.. hes cheap and wants to write that money off as a business expense. Lol. You see he doesn't pay lawyers OR taxes
@@lezafreemont1863 But don't you know, the IRS is still auditing him! lol
Losers will be losers.
I could see the T____ hating wife joke coming from a mile away but still laughed when it hit.
It was indeed amazing 😂❤
That punchline hit so hard I thought I owed it money
He has a country that hates him too.
Noticeably absent at the arraignment and the whinefest afterward.
@@norrisfong6445 Arraignments weren't part of the pre-nup, I guess.
What I wouldn’t give to see Jon Stewart doing a Lindsey Graham impression here, with tears streaming down his face.
That is a cool promotion for NASA! Thanks
That WAS a perfect phone call.
We could hear every word.
If these phone calls are so perfect, why did he classify the official transcript of him talking to Daddy Putin?
And why did he insist on private meetings no interpreters , recording etc. Of their meetings?
And why in the world do you presume he is capable of truth, reason, higher level thinking?
Do not forget, Trump ban all Americans even his translator from that meeting with the Russian ambassador.
Also Lindsay Graham: I failed at being a televangelist, so I went into politics.
Love you Steven Colbert 👏🥰
I know it ate up a lot of monologue time, but thanks for sharing that whole Artemis promo. Those heroes deserve it!
You said it. It was a little intense but, okay.
I'm actually older than NASA (for reals!).
So this will be fascinating for me as a kind of "now and then" comparison type deal.
USA!! USA!! And one Canadian!!😂
REAL American heros.
@@candersson65 and one Canadian!
@@rickfairfax9631 On last check, Canada was part of America....ya' know...North America.....
The most perfect call will be the next guilty verdict he gets.
THAT'S THE ONLY PERFECT CALL THAT'S IMPORTANT!😂😂😂
Marcooo... Pillowwww 😂💀💀💀💀
That Lindsey Graham joke was golden😅
I remember my dad waking me up on the morning of the first take off to the moon. It’s been a while. Looking forward to seeing history being made again!
Yes...you never forget
My dad did the same.
My father is a huge space program fan. I remember watching all of the launches and moon landings. My future FIL worked on the odd-numbered space flights, and my husband and I lived on the Space Coast for decades. It was a lot of fun.
We used to get up at the weirdest times and watch every launch 🇨🇦
So they had, not a soul train line, but a treason train line with all the back up dancers down the center line😅
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
TIME IS ALMOST UP! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HIM, ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM INTO YOUR HEART & LIFE, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
And once again, that's why I love Stephen Colbert....
The Honeymooners said it best "One of these days TO THE MOON BABY!"
Based on MTG public display of intelligence, it only takes a couple of brain cells to be victorious over her.
She's an embarrassment to every decent good-hearted informed American.
Good lord ,
She can be out witted by a sloth .
Literally anyone would be better...
"Deeerp?" -- MTG's retort
A rock has more intelligence than MTG.
Did anyone notice that at the Mara Largo event in Homophobic Florida that they were playing as a warm up song Rebel Rebel by David Bowie. Got your mother in a world where she's not sure you are boy or a girl.
Sad they cowardly did it after David Bowie is dead and can't protest
Republicans are too dumb to understand song lyrics that aren't just the title. That's why they think "Born in the USA", "Rockin' in the Free World", and "Fortunate Son" are _"'Murrikah, hell yeah!"_ anthems.
Pretty sure Bowie would have put a stop to that if he were here.
I believe it's "You've got your mother in a whirl
'Cause she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl"
Thank god he isn't alive to experience this horrible abuse of his music.
Are they all that deeply closeted?
I'm just asking.
Traint Trundrungdringsron here - just sending praise again to the band. I get a lot even out of the 7 second outros before commerical break. Catos' arrangements / compositions / tunes are so catchy, so musical and consoling.
asking money to fund a criminal is criminal in itself. when will the insanity end?
Unlike how Republcans see justice, he is innocent until proven guilty
"And, of course, Kellyanne Conway." Awesome call-back.😂😂
I caught that too! Maybe the most under appreciated comment in this great monologue. That and the trump-hating wife.
Anyone notice Lindsay's spray tan and Trump doo? XD
Yes! I'm like WTF?
Love the center pieces!
Any political party that allows MTG and the Pillow guy high visibility needs to do some major house cleaning.
The nainstream media is also to blame.
That NASA promo is EPIC WOW 👌 👏
Matt was there, eh? I guess the rally wasn't held at, or within 500 yards of a school then.
Of girls OR boys?!
The astronaut commercial was so awesome 😎
Pure GOLD
The Lardfather booking it back to Florida as soon as his arraignment is over has the same energy as a little kid who lost a fight and then threatened in tears to come back with his big brother who knows karate: whiny, pathetic, and precisely as immature.
That sounds oddly specific.
The Lardfather...brilliant!! 😂
@@Yowza78 it is. Because we're talking about King Baby Coward.
Nothing like the orange grifter asking for money to pay his legal fees but goes to court in his private jet.
A very, very old private jet, which as Lawrence O'Donnell amusingly pointed out recently, used to be owned by a Mexican airline. Trump's favourite people.
Ohhhhhh, LYNDSEY I am praying and it’s working 😂😂😂😂 thanks…
No money, no prayers. LOCK HIM UP!