T**** Pins Jan 6th Violence on Pence | Fox Plays Softball with DeSantis | Abra-clam Lincoln
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- čas přidán 13. 03. 2023
- The former president used a campaign speech in Iowa to punch back at his former VP over blame for the insurrection. Elsewhere, Florida’s governor fielded literal softball questions in an interview on Fox News, and Stephen looks into the strange tale of a big, old clam.
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How is Trump even allowed to run for any political position in this country? Truly mind-blowing.
He should be running for president of his cell block :/
He hasn't been convicted yet.
Flirting with fascists is an american tradition. :)
BLAME Mitch McCoverup.
@@Krackonis we passed the flirting stage, and playing footsies.
I'm still confused about how 3 years later Trump hasn't faced any consequences. Our government truly IS weak, and he is a blatant symptom of its impotence.
Consequences for what?
@@scottwoods3510 are you retarded?
He's also partially to blame for it.
@@scottwoods3510 the insurrection. Damn, you just come out of a coma?
@@scottwoods3510 You definitely know what exactly man, you dont need to play that silly naive game.
I just hope you're happy with the bed that you're making for yourself. So willing to ignore all the blatant corruption and lies. For the benefit of being Trump's puppet I guess? The other side can play that game too, I promise that's not the road you want to go down. You will reap what you sow.
He _literally_ said "if he'd done what I wanted, nobody would've gotten hurt."
Not quite, he didn't literally use those words...but that was certainly the implication!
@@retriever19golden55 He did say it. it doesn't have to be a quote.
@@CuriousCritter17 If you say he "literally" said something, then yes, it does have to be the actual words, that's what "literal" means. That's the implication of his words, but not what he actually said. He said, according to Stephen, "had he sent them back [meaning the ballots]...I believe...we wouldn't have had January 6, as we call it." Nothing about anyone getting hurt, because he of course won't admit it caused anyone to get hurt, and because he's usually very careful to phrase things for deniability.
How he thinks that squares with his claims that it was peaceful tourists, or Antifa, or FBI instigators, I sure don't know.
And lady Democracy would be suing Trump for rape.
@@retriever19golden55 Your take is a bit flawed; yes, "literal" is or should be verbatim, the words, but you acknowledge the meaning being the same, which is what the writer was alluding to ~ the classic gangster rationale. As Cassidy Hutchinson was careful to say in her recounting of exchanges she heard ~ "words to the effect" which the writer 'meant' here. BUT, you let Trump "off the hook" with regard to people getting hurt. Referring to Jan. 6th means ALL that it entails; so Trump was saying that if Pence had complied, we wouldn't have had the turmoil of that date ~ that not only saw injury but deaths. Yes, the phrasing he often uses allows for equivocation or "deniability" but this isn't one of them IMO. He likes to create his own reality & have others just accept it. You're reading into his remarks, hearing that he said nothing about people getting injured. [That he is responsible for the events of Jan. 6th includes the loss of life entailed in the breach of the Capitol, that he delighted in watching & only late in the day made an announcement urging the evacuation & return home, with "We love you."]
Hard to see why Trump is still allowed to walk loose,
When he blamed Pence for his own hangman’s noose.
In which country do you live?
@@hu3v0s Florida. Born & bred.
Bernie called the Silicon Bank collapse back in 2018 when trump Deregulated the banks. Bernie is a very wise man.
So of course, no one listened to him.
Same with Warren. She was all over this.
Because Americans would much prefer listen to an orange-faced clown than people with actual credentials.
I knew January 6th 2021 was going to happen on December 19 2020, because Donnie Doofus told me it was!
Then vote for him
He should be in "prison" as we call it.
He should be Stewart Rhodes cell mate.
Should be, but won’t be
For what, your delusional fantasies?
@Scott Woods fraud, election fraud, campaign finance fraud, espionage, fraud, rape, inciting a riot, money laundering, fraud, tax fraud 🤷♂️
@@scottwoods3510 what delusions are you referring to?
Thanks for bringing Eric, I smile every time!
05:15 That Eric trump impersonation gets me every single time.
Colbert is a breakthru artist. Can you imagine Johnny Carson dealing with issues like these? He was 30 years of gossip about the Gabor sisters.
"I don't need a TV, I have a fireplace." --- Anon
As much as l like Colbert and Kimmel, l can assure you if there had been sh*t like this going on in his day, Johnny would have hit it out of the park.
@@tabathasheffroth7981 Back in Carson's day it was unimaginable for a late show host to present material like Kimmel, Fallon, Myers, Noah, Mahar and Oliver. The genre simply didn't exist, and nobody would have watched it. Ed McMahon sitting next to Obama? 🤩
Carson was a court jester for a fat and happy post-war public to watch and make babies.
Who knows if Carson could have adapted? I think he could not.
Johnny Carson had the good sense to stay out of politics. People tuned in to get away from politics.
@@tabathasheffroth7981 I had forgotten Steve Allen and Jack Parr both came before Johnny. I think they liked the bar a little higher 🤫
When asked how old it is, it clammed up.
I love the Eric impression. It never fails to get a laugh and be sad all at the same time.
Actually, speaking as an Englishman, we’ve always called it “the 6th of January”
Well, la di dah.
Thanks Mr. Colbert, it's not easy living here nowdays, you make it a little better
He always blames his second in command. He's just used to them falling on the sword for him.
Eh, technically he'll blame anyone, anyone will get thrown under the bus if he thinks it'll cover his ass.
Wendy Desparois, We’ll, to be fair, that’s a lot of ass to cover. In fact, from here, he appears to be ALL ass.
@@wendydabee And that is a lot of ass to cover.
he blames America all the time. Even his campaign message was America sucks. MAGA means America sucks and "only I can fix it"
Apparently I got blocked by 3 commenters. Nice.
I thought it was DeFascist.
Just as Louis was "waiting" to catch what is definitely 5he same ball, the midroll ad started! I can't remember the last time the midroll ad made me laugh, the comedic timing was PERFECT! 😂
With all the nonsense I see every day in our upside down world Stephen gives me sone sense of peace. Thanks man!
That's pretty clever, trying to pin the attempted murder on the intended victim.
Its not clever, and neither is T****. Narcissistic personality disorder. Its called blame-shifting and gaslighting.
Talk about being the Galsighter-In-Chief!
“It’s his fault he’s alive!”
classic DARVO - Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender
Classic abuser.
"...is a hug." I'm still crying
Do you trust someone who lied to you before?
How much can you trust a career con artist? 😮😂
Im already disillusioned he and other traitors have gotten no punishment ,and further shows me there's a different justice system for us , why are civilians jailed for it but not him , why is he even allowed to run at all , it isn't pacifying extremists its giving them hope of toppling our government.
Excellent questions 🙄. Corrupt system to the core .
OMG, the T***p crazies have begun. At least Stephen makes it bearable.
trump keeps saying Desanctimous over and over again trying to make it stick like he did with crooked hilary and sleepy joe,and it's hilarious to see it's not working. 😄
@@pipedown1246 “Meatball Ron” is so much better
They never quit
Unfortunately, It's only going to get worse 😵💫
He makes it bearable for YOU because you don't want to hear that there's more than one way to view things and no one way is the right way. you're thinking is like saying... everyone who sees some new movie should ALL agree it was great or bad. No one can have differing opinions. Hope you never get a divorce, or if you do, that the judge let's your husband tell his side of the story and then let him tell the judge what you'd say and why it's all wrong. and the judge never listens to you... cause he likes the husband. THAT'S THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I’m from Florida and I can tell you DeSantis should NEVER been given more power. He has more than he should.
Some people in this world get more power than they deserve.
@@seffishestopal5950 NO to desantis!
@@seffishestopal5950 He took it.
You have my sympathy, my friend.
You would probably love living in CA with Newsome- closed schools and businesses plus high taxes
That "violence" where the people were walking between red ropes and the capitol police were helping them tour?
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
Keep dreaming
So, I thought Trump said Jan 6 was a PEACEFUL protest.... so, how can he be blaming it on Pence?
T***p knows full well that anything peaceful and loving is not due to him.
Because he is a pathological liar.
“It wasn’t me, it was him 😭😭😭” Spoken like a true narcissist.
he's still subliminally inciting violence because his cult hears him saying "BLAME MIKE PENCE! BLAME MIKE PENCE!".
I've lived with a narcissist for years; he is SO like a minor version of *Rump !!!
A narcissist with a kindergarten child's mentality
@@deedoyle4069 Me to she left me with two kids! Bless her heart!
@@oldmanfromoc7684better than take 5hem and turn them against you while taking all your shit hoise money and wages from labor
i always love when he does Eric the moment his lips go back to normal, cracks me up every time!
Trump sounds like he's been living in a nursing home where he's always been told by the care staff that his ideas are all "very smart."
We don't need to relive 2016... we really REALLY don't need that.
Trump running again would be like 202. He'd lose, even worse than before.
@@anzaca1 I genuinely hope so. But it was about 50,000 votes in five states that effectively decided the 2020 Presidential Election. The GOP's new election laws have taken effect in many places. Trump wouldn't have to actually win for many citizens to believe he had. And the biggest danger is if someone else gets the Republican nomination.
Ohhh but us English have loved and laughed so hard at Stephen Colbert and then Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers kicking Orange T arse 5 nights a week.
Bloody loved it.
@@anzaca1 my god we can only hope..He'd lose again..He should be in a orange suit with numbers on it.
GO TRUMP!! HE IS OUR SAVIOUR !! I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH ❤🧡💛
"The way you know people like you, is if they're making fun of you." This guy has Orwell as a court jester.
I like THIS former president impression.😂
Becoming a clam expert is hard work and you have to fight your way to the top through years of shellfish research.
🤣
You shellfish bastard! Stepping on inoffensive marine biologists in your lust to reach the pinnacle of clamdom.
😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
Ohhhhhhhh....terrible. Just awful. I love it
On another note, I'm glad they're getting Lewis more involved ☺️
Poor Ron!! He keeps hearing his mom telling him that if they make fun of you they like you. Just so sad!!😆😆
I freakin love Stephen's portrayal of Eric T.
DeSantis looks like the face on the cover of Mad Magazine. 🤣😂
That’s Alfred E. Neuman
Told ya! Florida needs a New Man!
The twice impeached disgraced FORMER president said that about Pete Buttigieg.
Not even remotely, unless the brail of DeSantis's face is the same. They look nothing alike.
OMG yes he does!!🤣🤣🤣
"If Pence had just done what I said" Very nice way of saying Look what you made me do!
Cato's laugh, gets me everytime! 🥰🎷🎼
You never disappoint!!!!!Love your monologues delivered with wit, humor and a touch of sophisticated sarcasm❤
Once again thank you for your humourous take on the insanity they call government
You mean "the former government" I presume ....
Honey I think you might former tanned orange old man. U better get used it. Its going to be like till November 2024..
GOD HELP AMERICA 🇺🇸.
Better politicians start with better voters.
@@misslanapaulford Did you leave a few words out here, or..?
@@abocas Both
that game of catch between Stephen and Louis was priceless!!!
Trés bien!
Louis shows a talent for acting.
Loved it.
You mean useless tucker
Trump’s accusation against Pence is an admission of guilt to inciting an insurrection.
I love how Stephen helps his cast become more famous
This injustice against clam experts will not stand! Marine biologists with expertise in clams are just as cool as other marine biologists #justice4clamexperts
Keep clam.
they work for the bureau of re clam ation
...he ex-clammed.
Marine biologists are clam-oring for attention!
I've found and kept a large clam shell and looks to be the top half, and at it's widest measures 6 11/16 I wonder how old that one is
I love when Eric makes an appearance on the show!
Eric’s appearance always makes my day😁😂😂
I love it, but... it also makes me a _little_ sad for him - continually being the also-ran, un-loved runt in an entire family of ghastly people.
I think that has to be the bigliest audience booing of T***p ever seen on the Late Show. Bravo, people!
stephen colbert is the best to ever do it
Why does tangerine traitor talk about "everyone" like we're ALL sharecroppers in the dust bowl?
Ecause his dementia is so powerful, he thinks he's Hoover?
Sharecroppers don't own land to leave their kids. Sharecroppers usually get exploited by the landowners and supply companies and wind up being liable for any debt if things don't work out.
So he's kinda right ...
♥️🇬🇧😀 tangerine traitor. Brilliantly put.
I feel like T***** already has enough of the 'parents who are cutting all of their kids out of the will' vote not to pander
😮the members of the Georgia grand jury are true Americans. Thank you for your service.
When you showed that clam, I thought at first it was a sculpture of the top of T****s head, specifically his hair. Great monologue as always.
My man Colbert giving it to them again.
Stephen and his team of writers are amazing.. There seems to be more connection between him and Jon B replacement.
@@misslanapaulford mam...John b was replaced because he looked like a fragle!
like John Stewart using common sense on Colbert. I hope he comes back. Nha they won't
Giving “them” what? Colbert is a puppet for the left he’s no different than anyone else in corporate media. He has owners and an agenda, you happen to like his agenda so you see past his hypocrisy. 😂
Dump doesn’t even know what the word sanctimonious means yet ironically is being sanctimonious. 😂
He's the perfect parody of himself!
To be fair to him, there are lots of words he doesn't know the meaning of.
And sanctus has a different meaning from sanctimonious. It's also Latin.
@@thomasvanstraelen5848 How did he get into Wharton?
@@curthennig9448 Money, the inherited money from his father.
I wouldn't have thought that would have been a hard question to answer....
The catch bit with Lewis was fantastic 😂
Garlic knots!
And Eric Trump: "A hug!"
So many classic bits!
"Brown-haired guy who's not Steve Ducey" --- That's a DEEP callback to the Report. Still hilarious.
I had a pretty crappy day. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed and I'm glad to be able to end the day with your monologue, Stephen.
You should go to sleep mad... the dreams should be awesome 👌
Put your bed into the corner and -- voila! No more waking up on the wrong side.
Woke is BAAAAAAAAD.
I hope your tomorrow is better than your yesterday.
Stay "woke" , don't go broke!😉
Damn you Late Show! I've had the Meatball Ron song living rent free at the forefront of my mind for weeks
The French dude had the tears running down my legs
Clamorous: the noise made by the conflicting reports regarding the age of the alleged giant mollusk.
Oh, that's a nice pun, and one hell of an underrated comment!
This is why I love Louis so much. He really took to this role and is killing it.
The clam story was so epic!
Treason should be punished accordingly.
My stomach hurts from that Eric T. impression from laughing so.
That's one of my favorite things watching Colbert.. when he channels all sad, mealy-mouthed Eric, it's almost as if Eric is _actually there!_
I really dislike making fun of children - any children - just because their parent is rotten. Haven’t they suffered enough?
Steven, all my best to you, your wife and your show.
Wait- the large clam was from Mexico not Florida? Did Rhonda Santus send it back to Mexico? Or even Martha's Vinyard? He's sleepin' on the job!
I'm glad we're finally getting serious about clam facts. For far too long, facts about clams have been going unchecked, leading to many falsehoods.
President Trump is the greatest President this nation has had the honor to witness
Nothing shows me the level of intelligence from T***p better than the fact that he has the epic nugget that is "Meatball" in his arsenal yet he denies coming up with it and continues to us "Desanctimonious" (which you couldn't possibly convince me he never had to ask someone how to spell) which is just an objectively weak and flimsy. It's like he goes to get a painting of himself to look awesome but he shows up with a pool noodle instead of a sword.
Trump: "There was no violence on Jan. 6th. They were a peaceful tour group"
Also Trump: "The violence on Jan. 6th was Pence's fault".
They were a peaceful tour group who were actually BLM/Antifa who committed the violence that never happened.
And don’t forget, Trump said he would pardon those who never committed the violence, who were BLM/Antifa anyway.
He has been talking both side of his mouth forever and MAGA loves him.
We should all go "tour" mar a lago.
I mean, at least he's admitting something...
We’re obviously in an era where people can say anything that’s documentably false , strange , overtly ridiculous and most of the population and journalists even , won’t bat an eye or ask the next appropriate and obvious hard question. It’s surreal . What we have come to is not good/ whatever it is .
Thank you for the T****. Made my mf DAY.
5:55 "The way you know they like you, is they make fun of you".
... Wow. ...
I love Louis!!! He's talented and so funny.
I beg any and all journalists, please ask Trump to define "sanctimonious" during a press conference
And ask him to spell it.
@@sjbock And use it in a sentence.
He definitely figures out definitions of he even bothers to
Leave Abraclam alone!!!
I guess you could say, being an expert in that branch of Marine Biology is not the most…. CLAM-orous! 🤨
Thankyou, I’m here all week!
If only Ronnie's Dad had played catch with him now and again... he wouldn't have grown up with the burning need to tear every other family he could apart.
You could say that about the orange psychopath.
I'd argue that's the entire Republican party, but he is the poster boy for them, after all... I mean, their utter glee at killing women is appalling.
You'd think 'Abra-clam Lincoln' would be a bearded clam, wouldn't ya?
Then it would be Clamity Jane.
@@shellymartin3756 * pounds the table *
Not Hillary Clam-ton?
Oh God...
Or at least have a stern countenance underneath a stovepipe hat.
That was great; having Louis’s help.
LOL THE 30'S MOBSTER WAS GOLD I CLAPPED MY HANDS IN MY LIVING ROOM
Nice catch Lewis 🥖😂
The best late night show host 🙌
I will *never* tire of the Eric impression.
Stephen, that was the best and funniest dt impression ever! Don’t change a thing! 😅😂
Sauron: The War on Middle Earth wasn't my fault...it was Saruman's fault.
Sore[Loser]on: My new name for him is "Sorry Man".
Lardon
I heard that saruman was Mccarthy.
Technically, it was Morgoth's. Sauron was manipulated by Morgoth into believing he would bring Order and Perfection, Sauron's sphere of influence. In reality, Morgoth just wanted to destroy, and by then, Sauron was so corrupted that gaining more and more power became the goal.
According to sauron the war in the middle east was Kenny's fault.
03:50 - My all-time favorite callback... Thank You, Stephen & Crew!
I loved the "catch" bit with Louis.
Wonderfull impression of Donna Tramp.
More skits with Lewis please.
I never tire of his Eric impersonation…😂
Because it does cause psychological pain to talk about Eric
No one should be allowed to hold the highest office of government with NO previous civil service!!!
you do what you can with the news out there!
Remember everyone, it’s either America or Trump?
Democracy or Dick tater-ship. his bestie is Potato.
"America first"
DeSantis is someone who’ll destroy democracy as well. This country is in genuine danger and most likely will be for some time.
It's either America, or it's rethuglican fascist wannabe-dictator, hell-bent on turning us into a fascist theocracy.
You don't want to live in Trumpistan? 😝
The Eric impression is always top notch
I miss Jon but cannot imagine the show without Louis. He's just so sweet and adorable 😍🩷💛
Abra-clam Lincoln😂
You forgot Father Ralph de Bricassart in The Thorn Birds. Meggie fell for him and he for her!
Yes! That was a sinfully delightful movie with Richard Chamberlain who was so handsome and I think Rachel Ward was his young love interest. Wow! I hadn't seen that movie in ages!!!
How did he manage to give up on BOTH "Meatball Ron" and "Tiny D" for "Ron DeSanctimonious"... dear me he's off his game, and "Ron DeSatan" is right there.
As a Floridian we have both these heinous humans & have to develop drinking games to stay sane, one being Battle of the Nicknames. I won with Ron DeStupid.
I think the deSatan is the best one!! I've been saying it about him for a minute now👹 and I think we should have a pole and come up with the best worst names for that dude it's the only time I've ever wanted to help mr. Turd do anyting
@@Dougland214 DeSatan is good, as is DeathSantis for his interference with COVID-19 safety and prevention programs. Let's not forget that the first available vaccines Florida received were made available, per Ronnie's direction, to wealthy neighborhoods chock full of his political campaign donors.
@@lynnebucher6537 I remember they were so scared they were going to pay for hospitals new wings and s*** remember that they were literally knocking each other in the head to get first in line they didn't want to tell nobody they got them they didn't want nobody to go to the places and use it up before they did! Like seriously The Villages how many of their own people did they take out in this quest for lies! I think everyone who had a family member who died of covid because they wouldn't wear a mask should sue Fox for lying to them!
@@danielleS257RonnyDeeshaytn is moe better.
Kudos to CZcams for putting the Ad immediately after Stephen said "Catch!"
0:44 ouch, that stung; but honestly that was a really good one.!