Jerrod Carmichael Loves Apple Brainwashing | CONAN on TBS
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- Jerrod thinks Steve Jobs was a genius at making sure everyone covets the same crappy phone as everyone else.
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Jerrod Carmichael Loves Apple Brainwashing | CONAN on TBS
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His comedic style is Devil's Advocate of American Society. People don't get that.
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+Brandon Hibbert Yes of course, you are the only one that understands that.
He's hysterical. It completely works.
He's brilliant!
Dude you are smart
"It's not even the best phone but who cares?" I can respect these apple fans who at least know that the iphone isnt the best phone.
He's not being serious....
me?
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I like Cina-bun sometimes.
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Dank Salamander Android is the best phones
"How high is the bridge?" LOL!!!!
"are we going swimming?" ahahah
I love how silly people are taking him oh so seriously. My god he's a comedian it's a joke.
Most of the stuff he said were true most people have iphone and know they arent the best phone and if everyone jumps of a cliff i prob would to
So Whats the best phone i think its iPhone bit awel
Alexander Dimitrov That's the joke. A comedian finds something in reality and then draws attention to it. If it wasn't true of a lot of people, he wouldn't get laughs by parodying them on national tv.
I love how you take all the silly people so seriously :D
"How high is the bridge? Are we going swimming?" 😂😂😂
Lol "if everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"
He made me crack when he said "How high is the bridge?" And "Are we going swimming?".
How high is the bridge? Are we goin swimming? Lol
He's absolutely right. iPhone's are just... awful. I had a 4 and 5 where all the buttons stopped working in the first 6 months. I've had the iPhone 5 for almost 2 years, and now it only works when plugged into the charger. It's the worst phone I have ever owned. I don't care what anyone says, this is my own experience. I'm done. Next week I upgrade to a Samsung. People need to stop buying their phones, seriously.
I love comics that have something to say and not just one joke after another in rapid fire.
It's so true though, their brand identity is too good. They're like the Disney of tech.
you can tell he's nervous by the end by the amount of times he says "um" and "you know"
I'm a proud owner of no apple products.
You're not an owner than...
alex cook No way! You just blew my mind =]
Ugh, you're one of THOSE people
Ownography And you are one of THOSE apparently. =P
Ownography so am I. Apple's WHACK dummy lol
Take a shot everytime he says you know.
Jerrod is one of the funniest guys in the business today.
Also, if everyone else jumped off the bridge there would be a pile of dead bodies to break your fall. No big deal.
You do realize he was being sarcastic..
This guy was funny.
The09eric09 lol “ was” the disrespect
As soon as I saw this, I thought "Oh wow, the internet is going to hate this." In a certain sense though, he's right. I'm just amazed he found a way to come out and say it without getting completely bashed.
I used to always answer that question with "probably."
Everyone is jumping off a bridge.
I assume I can't obtain any additional information as to why, or whether we'll die.
Would you follow everyone?
Well, if EVERYONE was doing it? YEAH I WOULD. I'd assume everyone else saw the huge fricking dinosaur chasing us, and I would be best to follow their reactions. I would base my reaction on how other people are perceiving this threat that has them deciding that jumping to their death may be preferable.
hahahah xD Or the zombie apocalypse xD
Lisa Polar About the the same probability that you remain the only person alive and correct, by not following everyone else.
Lisa Polar yeah, well the probability of a large mass of people suddenly jumping off a bridge (which is weirdly and conveniently located nearby) is also not very high either. We're not talking scientific facts here in case you missed the point of this video, and conversation.
Lisa Polar You'd idly watch the presumably last living dinosaur jump to its' death? how irresponsible!
Don't worry, the probability of getting eaten by a dinosaur isn't very high :-P
Lmao all the haters below can't understand the concept of satire, he's making fun of the people who think like that, he's a comedian, don't take it so seriously
I like the look of the new Star Trek uniforms.
Finally I meet someone else who has "you know" as a catch phrase when he's nervous ! :D
Bravo. He's right about iPhones and Apple.
I dont understand how people don't find him funny. But hey everyone has there own opinion.
Jerrod came a long way! Respect for moving more towards your dreams, man!
so you Apple idiots deny you're brainwashed into thinking Apple is superior? Really? Look at the evolution of Apple. It went from a strictly shitty computer company in the 90's that was slowly dying out to being revitalized by sales of the iPod which was new with its white frame/white earbuds/shininess when everything else was black. They then introduced iPhones and the rest is history. People bought it because it was different, not better. Same today. This is the longest running fad for the past two decades and everyone laps it up.
A shitty computer company in the 90's?
I hate Apple's return more than anyone, but you've clearly demonstrated you know nothing about Apple's history.
I personally don't like apple, i also don't think the iphone is the best phone, because it isn't...now, do i like the iphone? yes,i have used the galaxy s5/note3, and HTC phones, but i still prefer the iphone just because i like how smooth it is, and how the apps are optimized for it...now really it all comes down to personal preference, i don't really understand why people hate other people just because of the phone they use...there will always be sheeps attached to each brand, and if someone tells me their phone is better than mine,guess what they are? sheeps...Now, how not to be a sheep? just be quiet, don't brag about what phone you have, and enjoy your device, let everyone be happy with whatever device they chose....The world would be a better place if people would just mind their own business , seriously i've seen people fight over which phone is better, how about you all grow up and stop being immature.
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Postghost I suppose 80's is more accurate, my mistake. In any case, please enlighten me if I'm incorrect, Mr. Expert.
Boa Hancock it's not about being sheeps, it's about helping morons who need to start thinking for themselves. I have a friend who just got an iphone, reason: b/c girls in NY like guys with an iphone. This is a big problem with people that own apple products. They know little to nothing about what they buy but they buy it b/c other have it.
How High Is The Bridge 😂😂😂😂
This guy is always hilarious. Every video.
Something tells me Jerrod isn't the "Does well in the outdoors" type
I agree with him entirely. Individuality is over rated. In order to have friends, you should NEVER be your self. The only way to make friends is to act like everybody else. It took me much of my life to finally learn this, but I'm finally catching on now.
So this is the guy Tosh was talking about
he looks like he belongs on the starship enterprise 😁 great comic
He sold me on that iphone speech ,i wanna buy one now
Not available in my area? Since when? Never had a problem watching Conan videos before.
To everyone so dense with family guy humor he was joking about the phone he obviously cares about individuality most comedians do also most comedians use today's fads as a platform to talk about........ He uses one sided views with hidden messages that make you question the view itself. Go back to watching family guy or adventure time leave the societal humor and opinions for the adults. Watch his chick fe le stand up video you'll see
The only Apple thing I own and like over android is my iPad but overall android is better
I like it when he acts like a complete showbiz ass. "I'm told she's well." XD...
his most recent special adds context to this talk. i'll be watching this dude to see if he ends up ok. i hope he does
I want to find one of the first flip phones and use that, just to show 'em all. All the radiation of the iphone, half the price.
There is absolutely nothing overrated about being an individual. Thinking for yourself is the closest thing to being completely free.
I legitimately read the title "Jerrod Carmichael loves Apple washing"
How have I not heard of this guy before? He's fantastic.
nice! this dude was funny as hell in Neighbors. glad to find out he does stand up too
Jerrod is really an upcoming star. he was hilarious in Neighbors. I haven't seen his special but I'm sure it's funny.
those Jordans doe
Just watched his HBO special. Solid show, I enjoyed it.
individuality could never be overrated sir
Damn, the internet is full of angry and very mean people.
Jerrod seems like such a sweet, gentleman. When he swears, it's like seeing a baby swear. Like what, noooo.
Apple is 5x more expensive than its shitty 3 year old hardware and their software has no functionality compared to PC and Android. $600 for a 16Gb phone that bends and has worse specs than a $300 Android in 2012 that had all the "new" features of the Apple device and still has 20x more functionality. Just for some current day perspective, 16Gb flash storage is extremely inexpensive and only costs about $0.15 less than 120Gb in the production process, every company inflates for sales but most only charge about $15-20 for each tier of storage while Apple charges $100+ per tier. That's just one way Apple sells a logo instead of a good product, and this applies to all their products, mobile, desktop, workstation, laptop, and other stuff.
this guy makes it looks easy to be funny, natural wit
i hate all these ads that i cant skip
why is he looking down like he's reading from a prompter so often?
Hands down the best talk show/ host
He's from Neighbors.
"I don't want to be a sheep and express my own individuality!!"
*Buys an android with millions of other people*
What the fuck is the difference?
+MaddRezz spending less money
+MaddRezz A couple hundred bucks lol
Same shitty functionality lol
Its like the democratic and republican debate
This guy is possibly one of the Spider-Men in this channel's latest video.
Same facial features.
Saw him this past month open for Aziz Ansari! Soooo funny! Love him and Aziz!
Honestly, I hate Apple and almost all of their products. The only reason I have an iPhone simply because my dad bought it for me for my 18 birthday cuz he was sick and tired of me using the same blackberry I had since I was 12 which worked and still works perfectly fine to this day. Apple is a sad fad that rakes in cash simply by forcing to you buy a new 100+ phone every 6 months simply because the screen is a few centimeters bigger.
He’s tense here
I don't know who this guy is... but I love him.
steve jobs didn't do shit, he just took all the credit from the programmers and engineers that actually made the iphone.
i seen a few of dudes set at the Laugh Factory
hes pretty fuckin funny
glad to see he getting noticed
If everyone is jumping off a bridge, I probably might too. I mean, there must be a reason why everyone is jumping off a bridge. What if a horde of zombies are coming and jumping into water is the only way to escape?
i love this guy
Lol I love this guy
crApple
I see what you did there. You put the letters cr in front of apple and spelled crapple, making the company apple look like crap. Clever very clever.
Lisa Polar You are welcome Lisa.
Lisa Polar you so picky
lurifix No one can make a company like Apple look like crap, no one person in the world has the facilities to make them look as crap as their own products do...
Postghost I suggest you get in touch with a professional and talk about this. I am going to refer you to a apple genius bar, they will have this little problem of yours sorted out in no-time.
Bill Burr and Jerrod Carmichael on Apple products/Steve Jobs. Place your bets.
Some people want the extra options, some dont care and roll with apples sleek style. Fuk it, let them have what they want. I have a droid phone, but I love my Macbook! Personally that works best for me. His little joke sparks quite a debate, but its dope we get to witness how this new advanced world takes off!
US is the only country i know that is obsessed with apple idk why
This guy is funny as fuck.
Appearently, Conan's Mom is Al Pacino. O.o
This was... Awesome. He's really funny
this guy is not doing Apple any favor by being like this lol. i used to want the new iphone but im not sure i do now after watching this guy like Apple so much
hahaha I love this dude
"Individuality is over rated " , He should be employed by the Bernie Sanders Campaign .
He looks different in Tosh.O
Jerrod. smartest.comedian.ever.
Leave it to CZcams comments to turn a comedians quick joke about apple into unnecessary full blown arguments and dick measuring contests.
Who is this guy?! He's hilarious!
Interesting person...! I should have known him before.
lets all be the same? no individuality? i think someone is braiwashed.
Day one Jerrod Carmichael fan
God, l love full bush.
ya know ya know ya know
You know .. You know .. You know
Dude is doing a GREAT young Dave Chapelle impression.
***** No, of course not.
Just like both Jack Nicholson and Christian Slater have a sarcastic, nasal, condescending, halting/punctuating style of speech by SHEER coincidence. I'm sure...
Get a grip. He patterned himself after Dave Chappelle. Chappelle is a legend that's been doing comedy for over 20 years and is a major influence.
+morpheusxnyc Love Chappelle. And I'll take a young Dave Chappelle anyday.
+Lola Grey sarcasm is going to fly over the head of the same person who would think that.
***** That kinda sucks to hear man. And you're certain they did it on purpose or ?
***** Oh I see. So would you say he's not doing it on purpose either?
I first saw Jorod in the Robin Williams” awakening.” He could be the nicest nurse in the Psych ward I ever seen.
This guy talks like jimi hendrix.
hahah funny guy xD
I thought they were talking about fruit
No idea who he is but I think this guy is awesome and his opinions are edgy.
i hate apple products , one time i had the iphone 3 , my wife accidentally didnt checked my pants pockets (thats her story) and put it in the washing machine and i stopped working , what a piece of *%$#
Individuality is a bit overrated?
........
/facepalm
It kinda is once you think about.
I thought about it. It's not. It's the reason why we can have good ideas, constructive criticism, new ideas, and more *while* working together as a team, group, and society.
Oden Knight
You know why it is? Because your "individuality" failed to realize that Jerrod was joking this entire segment. But you obviously don't care what others think huh?
ActionHank75 obviously.
Oden Knight *Curtsies*
Jerrod looks like a black Luan Oliveira
Ya know.
Its satire people. He's actually not that bad.
funny guy
The guy needs to lose the stache. He kind of looks like a rookie version of the great Hakeem Olajuwon.