when i was a kid my dad would take me to a nice bookstore on the west side of los angeles every weekend. i remember seeing jerry seinfeld walking down the street eating an ice cream just like this.
I'm devastated! This character is my all-time favorite I don't know what to say irreplaceable ridiculously...tall and lanky and had the most dry sense of humor ever
@@mili3212 Yeah, in early 2019. I can't believe it has been over a year already. Curb is so damn good this season, it's a shame that Funkhouser is gone. He could have put this season even further over the top.
I agree funniest shit ever for real. And when Larry says so you can be 70 and be an orphan the way Funk comes immediately back with you can be 100 and be an orphan and Larry immediately says you can’t be 100 and be an orphan. My favorite scene of the entire series and that’s hard to say.
@@bronteboy89 How in the hell does that work? And your acting like @Uly is the weirdo for asking "Was?". That's the most valid question I have ever read in my life. How did you go about gaining new parents after you were already an orphan? Did you reanimate the corpse of your parents? Force somebody to marry the corpse? I honestly don't know.
@@fshoaps orphans aren’t only people who have had both parents die, my mother abandoned me but my father died, lived in an orphanage then I was adopted so therefore I went from living in an orphanage as an orphan to no longer being an orphan.. with new parents. Legal definition doesn’t necessarily define both parents having to have died
@@AyeCarumba221how do people NOT know CZcams comment section isn’t the place to correct grammar or spelling unless you don’t mind coming off as a douche 😂 Obv you are right. Doesnt change its douchey
It's hilarious how Jeff will go one way, very sympathetic and Larry will say something snarky and Jeff jumps right in with him. "No it was NOT a surprise!"
@@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 I agree with you, but I would caution against lusting after the recently deceased. It comes across as a little disrespectful, like something Larry might do.
Never too old to be an orphan. When the phone rang they my great grandmother had died at 2am we went into my grandmother’s room who was 68 at the time and told her. I swear to God the first words out of her mouth were “Oh my God I’m an orphan” So I can empathize Funkman.
That's one of those awesome curb moments where Larry says something completely random and people just ignore it.. hilarious every time, usually it's Cheryl..
I love the swiftness and dedication with which Larry cleans up the running ice cream. There is just something about his expression that is hillarious to me.
A few years ago, there was this 60 year old guy in my town who applied and got granted a massive scholarship at the med school because he was an orphan. All the young students were pissed about it, since med school is quite expensive but the guy just took it and ran with it lmao
In case anyone was wondering: UNICEF and global partners define an orphan as a child under 18 years of age who has lost one or both parents to any cause of death.
An orphan is as an orphan does. Funkhouser is an orphan. He jogs to assuage his grief. I believe him. Also, UNICEF is FoS if losing a single parent makes one an orphan. Funkhouser is a true orphan - no father AND no mother. 💯
By the way, I called your house and left a condolence message. I never got a return call.....still a little dis-courteous. He is lecturing Marty about proper phone etiquette days after his mother was hit and killed by a car!!! Lol
An orphan is always an orphan just like a widow is always a widow. Age doesnt matter. It's just usually applied to children because they're more heavily affected as a result due to their much greater dependency. If both of your parents die, you are orphaned.
@@witekkiAlso, notice how no definition ever specifies the age at which one is no longer considered an orphan. Only that its typically associated with "children."
LMAO love the tie in from S4E1 how she got hit in a wheelchair and of course it was her fault .... "Wasn't a surprise...completely reckless in that thing!!" XD
When a second parent dies, many people feel like an orphan. My second parent died when I 46, and I absolutely felt that way. And the people who wrote “It’s true, though,” know it to be the case.
You could feel like an apache helicopter, it wouldn't change who you actually are. Words have definitions, you know. "Orphan" particularly means a child, not grown man.
“Interesting. I’m gonna remember that the next time I lose a close member of my family.” Gotta be one of Larry’s nord hilarious, sociopathic responses 😂
Ice cream ppl are gluttons for hardship. When on a hot day, you are relaxing, so you buy a cone. But the ice cream melts. Suddenly you are not relaxing and what should a 20 minute of pleasure becomes a chore. Messed up.
Funkhauser saying "I'm an orphan" when he's like 60 fucking years old never fails to make me laugh.
My grandfather said the same thing when his parents died, lmao
It’s like when Richard is all torn up about his dead parakeet 😂
Try 70 😂😂😂
Arab parents do this all the time 😭
To be fair, he's not wrong
If I ever own a racehorse, it's name will be Little Orphan Funkhouser.
Hahaha.
LOL Down the stretch they come! Little Orphan Funkhauser leading by a nose.
That horse would be HONORED to be named after such a legend!
Hate to ruin it but you're only allowed 18 letters
That's great
Larry wants a return call for his condolence message 😂
....that's like expecting a "thank-you letter" for a 'get-well' card.
"still...it's a little discourteous."
Yeah that sounded really unlike Larry. It would make way more sense for Larry to be on the other side of that conversation.
My friends once said they didn’t come to my mom’s funeral because they didn’t get an invitation. Sheesh 😒
Larry's so selfless.
It's the inclusion of the ice-cream that sends this scene over the top.
that' was pretty funny.... pretttty, pretttt, prettttt funny.
eventualentrophy you’re 7 years late my friend
You’re right on the fucken nose with this comment
The way he uses ice cream in that scene when he talks to the couple with the Asian baby is hilarious too
when i was a kid my dad would take me to a nice bookstore on the west side of los angeles every weekend. i remember seeing jerry seinfeld walking down the street eating an ice cream just like this.
RIP you beautiful orphan
:'(
I'm devastated! This character is my all-time favorite I don't know what to say irreplaceable ridiculously...tall and lanky and had the most dry sense of humor ever
Wait what??? He died??
@@mili3212 Yeah, in early 2019. I can't believe it has been over a year already. Curb is so damn good this season, it's a shame that Funkhouser is gone. He could have put this season even further over the top.
@@krisscanlon4051 definitely a dry throat
Larry’s seemingly apathetic behavior towards his mourning friend is what actually lightens the mood, it’s brilliant.
Blithely eating an ice cream
Why shouldn't he act this way? Every good Curb fan knows Funkhauser's mother died more than ten years before this!
Lol excellent job identifying the engine driving this bit of comedy.
I love how Larry turns his total focus to his ice-cream as soon as Funkhauser starts to confide in him LOL
To this day Marty saying he’s an orphan is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
Same. And right after is Larry saying "Little orphan Funkhauser".
I agree funniest shit ever for real. And when Larry says so you can be 70 and be an orphan the way Funk comes immediately back with you can be 100 and be an orphan and Larry immediately says you can’t be 100 and be an orphan. My favorite scene of the entire series and that’s hard to say.
The way he snaps back with “you can be 100 and be an orphan” without hesitation is so funny.
I love how he just starts talking about icecream like he's not actually listening to him XD
Old man eating an ice cream cone is more absurd than an old man saying he’s an orphan no offense to ice cream
As someone who was an orphan we gladly accept Funkhouser into the orphan community
Was?
@@uly4407 I’m not currently an orphan?
@@bronteboy89 How in the hell does that work? And your acting like @Uly is the weirdo for asking "Was?". That's the most valid question I have ever read in my life. How did you go about gaining new parents after you were already an orphan? Did you reanimate the corpse of your parents? Force somebody to marry the corpse? I honestly don't know.
@@fshoaps orphans aren’t only people who have had both parents die, my mother abandoned me but my father died, lived in an orphanage then I was adopted so therefore I went from living in an orphanage as an orphan to no longer being an orphan.. with new parents. Legal definition doesn’t necessarily define both parents having to have died
@@bronteboy89 Little Orphan Bronteboy89
My grandmother recently passed and my father won’t stop referring to himself as an orphan. Every time he does, I think of this scene
One of the many "Curb" scenes where I wonder how the hell they got through a take without breaking. I think Larry's laughing is genuine.
"An orphan? You're a little too old to be an orphan." God I love Larry. He doesn't let even 1 ridiculous comment go. Calls people on everything.
"Did you say Bin Laden or Ben Laden?"
I love how he has exactly 50$ in his shoe just for Larry
He knew.
How do people NOT know that the dollar sign symbol is placed BEFORE the numbers?
@@AyeCarumba221how do people NOT know CZcams comment section isn’t the place to correct grammar or spelling unless you don’t mind coming off as a douche 😂
Obv you are right. Doesnt change its douchey
It's hilarious how Jeff will go one way, very sympathetic and Larry will say something snarky and Jeff jumps right in with him. "No it was NOT a surprise!"
Jeff is a master of playing off of whatever Larry comes up with
He's his manager. He has to agree with the client.
@@andrewholmes3116Jeff is a pro. He waits to read the room before jumping in with anything.
It’s called improv.
"I'm an orphan, OK?"
"A what?"
🤣
The “sure” after funkhauser says “let me explain something to you” is priceless. Gets me everytime
Not to mention him demolishing that cone at the same time hahaha
I know I'm jogging an extra mile tomorrow for you, Funkhouser... RIP
RIP BOB EINSTEIN, DIED TODAY AT 76.
THANKS FOR ALL THE HAPPINESS YOU BROUGHT US!
I love him. The young and the old bob Einstein are both gorgeous and funny
@@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 I agree with you, but I would caution against lusting after the recently deceased. It comes across as a little disrespectful, like something Larry might do.
RIP funkman he's with his parents now 😭😭😭😭😭😭
fortsigma I know😢😢😢
And his nephew
Loving everyone watching all the old clips in his memory
@@barrybritcher He was the best. One of my favorite characters on the show.
Markula4O4O wait he died ?
Going to be rough with no more Funkhouser on curb
Redmist 78 what are you talking about? He’s in China, he’s doing great.
"You can't ask for 50$ from a mourner." Asks a widow for 500$ in the latest season...
Character development
It's $50 not 50$.
@@hughjainis8302 you think this was a helpful and necessary comment? or maybe it was a typo?
@@johnfrigo417 In some countries they put the symbol of the unit of currency after the amount. That could explain it.
500 is where larry draws the line on manners lmao
That funkhouser voice makes every interaction with him hilarious, specially when he's angry
‘’Oh another drip...GOT IT!’’ Died!
RIP Bob Einstein, one of the funniest human beings that ever lived. We miss you sir.
That's one funky $50.
Never too old to be an orphan. When the phone rang they my great grandmother had died at 2am we went into my grandmother’s room who was 68 at the time and told her.
I swear to God the first words out of her mouth were “Oh my God I’m an orphan”
So I can empathize Funkman.
"Little orphan funkhouser." He is hilarious!!!!
"drip...(lick).. get it" "drip .(lick).... got it!!!" XD
That's one of those awesome curb moments where Larry says something completely random and people just ignore it.. hilarious every time, usually it's Cheryl..
It's a double whammy getting old - you develop health problems AND you become an orphan.
When Larry is eating ice cream, you know he is going to say something wrong.
The way Larry follows Jeff around as if he has a leash on him kills me
RIP Bob... Loved him on Curb
Was too young to really see him before that
But man he was my favorite character
His and Larry's chemistry on the show was absolutely comedic gold. If curb has anymore seasons Funkhousers character will be irreplaceable.
@winomagnet Yahh I'm watching clips from it now
He's been hilarious lol.... for decades
Three words for you my friend: Super Dave Osborne.
I go even further back when he was Officer Judy on The Smothers Brothers show. All us kids in school LOVED that character.
how can anyone not like Larry. he's so funny lil orphan funkhauser
Because larry is a peice of shit haha
I'm the show I mean
Larry calling Funkhouser to complain that he can't get rid of the 50 is quite possibly my favourite comedic scene in the history of comedy.
His patch that says "The Funk Man" is so ill LOL
I love the swiftness and dedication with which Larry cleans up the running ice cream. There is just something about his expression that is hillarious to me.
The $50 bill reminds me of George's "toilet book" on Seinfeld.
I love how repeating same concepts can still be ::chef's kiss:: perfect
Jeff: "That's unbelievable!"
Also Jeff: "It was not a surprise!"
Years of experience living with Susie.
Just noticed "The Funk Man" on his jacket. Lmao.
That is incredible
Even when someone is mourning , that doesn't stop LD from criticizing them . lol 😆
I love that they say "It wasn't a surprise"
A few years ago, there was this 60 year old guy in my town who applied and got granted a massive scholarship at the med school because he was an orphan. All the young students were pissed about it, since med school is quite expensive but the guy just took it and ran with it lmao
i love how marty's face is when larry is explaining his ice cream situation.
In case anyone was wondering: UNICEF and global partners define an orphan as a child under 18 years of age who has lost one or both parents to any cause of death.
An orphan is as an orphan does. Funkhouser is an orphan. He jogs to assuage his grief. I believe him.
Also, UNICEF is FoS if losing a single parent makes one an orphan. Funkhouser is a true orphan - no father AND no mother. 💯
My mom died years ago and I’ve just been waiting for my dad to go so I can use this orphan bit.
Funks voice is the best, he should be in muncho army movies.
Whats a muncho army movie
Wtf isna muncho army movie answer us gdi😂
By the way, I called your house and left a condolence message. I never got a return call.....still a little dis-courteous.
He is lecturing Marty about proper phone etiquette days after his mother was hit and killed by a car!!! Lol
+Andrew Marks He was probably left a shit message too hahahahha
It wasn't a surprise, she was completely reckless in that thing.
Yeah, we got that. You are the winner of the Today's Most Pointless CZcams Comment award. Congratulations!!
C'mon man, he's an orphan
Thanks for explaining the joke, I was so confused until I read your comment.
"I'm gonna remember that next time I lose a close member of my family".
I used to find this funny. Now I'm 40 and both of my parents died in a space of three weeks. I'm an orphan and now I sympathize with Funkhouser.
Funkhouser was 60 not 40--lost my father at 40 also
God bless.
I sincerely hope a good couple adopts you.
Rest in peace Bob Einstein!!
Bob Einstein was special....loved him
He was awesome
And now funkhousers children are orphans. RIP Funk Man
This was one of the greatest shows of all time
It still is
And Leon was a hilarious addition.
@j mula Ain't that the truth.
I see the name Funkhouser and I click.
R.I.P Bob Einstein ... your sincerity always matched the level of absurdity coming out of LD's mouth. You will be missed
Marty: let me explain something to you
Larry: sure.
Mourners exercise. Classic
You can't be 100 and be an orphan *scoffs*
Lol, but Funkhauser was still wrong here, if your parents die at 70, I don't think you're an orphan legally...I dunno...hahahaha
An orphan is always an orphan just like a widow is always a widow. Age doesnt matter.
It's just usually applied to children because they're more heavily affected as a result due to their much greater dependency.
If both of your parents die, you are orphaned.
@@herbertcumberbatch7323 orphan
/ˈɔːf(ə)n/
noun
1.
a child whose parents are dead.
@@witekki That the Google definition?
Here's the definition I found:
www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/orphan
@@witekkiAlso, notice how no definition ever specifies the age at which one is no longer considered an orphan. Only that its typically associated with "children."
Lmao Larry gives zero fucks XD
Yip just like Psychopathy
stfu kid
flisko dont KID me you jackwod
LMAO love the tie in from S4E1 how she got hit in a wheelchair and of course it was her fault .... "Wasn't a surprise...completely reckless in that thing!!" XD
Funkman was 65 when this episode came out in 2007.
"You can't ask a mourner for 50 dollars."
Rest in peace Bob... aka Marty 😢you will never be forgotten
so many classic curb moments contained in this little clip
Funk - “I’m an orphan”
Larry - “You’re a what” 😂😂😂
Larry's face when Funkhouser says he's an orphan..comedy.
He was so great in the last season too. Rest in peace funk man
Ice cream dripping down the side of a cone is indeed infuriating. It's always a struggle to keep up with it when they first give you the cone.
When he realizes the flowers he gave Cheryl were from his mom's memorial it was absolutely golden television
Larry is always snacking hahaha
“You can’t ask a mourner for $50.” I’m alive today thanks to this advice.
He is right about the drips of ice cream, got to be vigilant!
Anyone else come here today out of respect for the funkman? 😟😢
I did!
Same! RIP Funkman
And superdave.
Our friendship right now is about this much.
HOLY SHIT I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS FROM YOUR COMMENT!!! :( :( :( :(
This helps my emotions
R.I.P.
I like how the funkman has a polo shirt under his jacket jogging in southern California lol
I just freaking love this show
the immediate cut after he says “I’m an orphan” makes me think Larry lost his shit after he delivered that line lmao
Jeff just randomly watering the plants.
“He’s not my best friend…” 😂
When a second parent dies, many people feel like an orphan. My second parent died when I 46, and I absolutely felt that way. And the people who wrote “It’s true, though,” know it to be the case.
You could feel like an apache helicopter, it wouldn't change who you actually are. Words have definitions, you know. "Orphan" particularly means a child, not grown man.
Funkhouser is worth every penny he’s paid.
His “you’re a what” face is god damn hilarious.
Bob AKA Super Dave Osborne. Simply one of the best!
“Interesting. I’m gonna remember that the next time I lose a close member of my family.” Gotta be one of Larry’s nord hilarious, sociopathic responses 😂
Hahaha, I love this episode. How he finally gets to use the sweaty 50 dollar bill is hilarious.
“Still, it’s a little discourteous.” 😂
Freakin’ Larry, ROFL.
one of the bests scenes ever
does he always eat ice cream when he is being a jerk?
lmfao yep must be something in the flavouring
Sometimes Pinkberry lol
Ice cream ppl are gluttons for hardship. When on a hot day, you are relaxing, so you buy a cone. But the ice cream melts. Suddenly you are not relaxing and what should a 20 minute of pleasure becomes a chore. Messed up.
@@NotShowingOff you should be a writer for the show!
@@tevinlandry1885 jerkberry wish social pieces
I strive to live like Larry David every day of my life
They should of had him have another vigilant lick of the ice cream as he left 😂
"You cant ask a mourner for 50 dollars..."
Larry is sooooo emotionally stunted.
He's got a 50 in his shoe while out for a jog😂
“I am not touching it, you owe me fifty dollars.”
Nice!
He didn’t remain vigilant with the ice cream, a lot of drips during the sock money scene
I remember watching Super Dave Osborne on the early days of HBO. He had the same deadpan humor going then. Absolutely hilarious!
RIP Bob
one of the best scenes of this series
Technically the funk man is correct. You can be an orphan at any age. However, Larry busting his balls is hilarious. This show is the best!