Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry's New Pen

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  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Season 12, Episode 5
    Fish Stuck
    Aired on HBO: 2024.03.03
    Freddy gives Leon a jacket; Larry asks Cheryl for a favor.
    You can watch full episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm anytime on max: www.max.com/shows/curb-your-e...
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Komentáře • 214

  • @TheTibetyak
    @TheTibetyak Před 4 měsíci +149

    I absolutely love the polite but open hostility.

    • @ruiz1871
      @ruiz1871 Před 4 měsíci +10

      They finally learned how to handle him

  • @thebigmarbowski84
    @thebigmarbowski84 Před 4 měsíci +163

    "How much longer do you think you'll be staying, Larry?"🤣

  • @327Erich
    @327Erich Před měsícem +12

    "What if it just said 'I was married to Larry David and he's a decent guy?"
    Ted: "I-It's dishonest." 🤣😂

  • @sharpo
    @sharpo Před 4 měsíci +266

    "I want you should take the pen. Do me a personal favor and take the pen." Jack Klompas.

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Independent George agrees!✌️🤣😂

    • @jeffruisi6151
      @jeffruisi6151 Před 4 měsíci +9

      But this one doesn’t write upside down…like the astronauts use

    • @Alsatiagent-zu1rx
      @Alsatiagent-zu1rx Před 4 měsíci +2

      I can't recall the pretence but I was watching the Larry Sanders Show and saw something that was nicked many years later by a lesser comedic vehicle. It was huge hit of course. Actors paid many hundreds of thousands an episode. " Take the pen" is Larry's right.

    • @sharpo
      @sharpo Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@Alsatiagent-zu1rxhe is doing/repurposing a lot of his Seinfeld era material this season. Nothing wrong with that.

    • @prmittal
      @prmittal Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@sharpoTy for not complaining about the homage to Seinfeld.

  • @timothyperry945
    @timothyperry945 Před 3 měsíci +11

    “So you’re doing all this stuff like a third base coach!” 😂😂😂

  • @avardmacgregor746
    @avardmacgregor746 Před 4 měsíci +103

    "I wish I had a suede dew-rag" I fucking laughed out loud!

    • @raddastronaut
      @raddastronaut Před 4 měsíci +1

      Same. 😂

    • @willeats
      @willeats Před 4 měsíci +3

      “Durag” but it was quite hilarious 😂

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@willeats I prefer doo rag. Without the hyphen.

    • @avardmacgregor746
      @avardmacgregor746 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I'm a 66 year old white guy from Canada, but thanks to my good friend, the late, great Norm Macdonald, I know what it is. @@willeats

    • @willeats
      @willeats Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@avardmacgregor746 I’m sure you do😊

  • @francoisnatasha
    @francoisnatasha Před 4 měsíci +112

    Cheryl never had Larry's back....Loretta on the other hand...she was something else😅

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Loretta is our peeps! She was amazing!😂✌️

    • @LuvableAF
      @LuvableAF Před 4 měsíci +17

      Cheryl thought Larry was annoying and thought she was doing him a favour being married to him lol

    • @prmittal
      @prmittal Před 4 měsíci +6

      Skeletor has become the shallowest person on this show

    • @JoeWayne84
      @JoeWayne84 Před 4 měsíci

      @@prmittalyou do realize she is playing a character??? Hahaha it’s what makes the season work is her and Ted being together and not liking Larry but having to tolerate him to be polite… haha it’s funny how she is written where she can’t just lie and say he is a decent human hahahahaha him doing the compliment trick to take the pen was icing on the cake.:.

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@prmittal skelator 🤣

  • @JimLink
    @JimLink Před 4 měsíci +36

    -"Who bought this brick?"
    -"Anonymous".

    • @Bonesince1997
      @Bonesince1997 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He's going around telling people he's "anonymous" 😂

  • @joeredman9354
    @joeredman9354 Před 4 měsíci +27

    Cheryl is probably the one responsible for the derogatory brick...

    • @anastassiosperakis2869
      @anastassiosperakis2869 Před 2 měsíci

      I never understood Cheryl. She could have done a hell of a lot worse than Larry, and he could have done a WHOLE LOT better than her. WHat a lame loser.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 Před 4 měsíci +17

    "Larry David never exceeds his appetizer allotment."

  • @jakeackermann9059
    @jakeackermann9059 Před 4 měsíci +88

    Ted never bought a brick

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 Před 4 měsíci +2

      🤣🤣😂✌️

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 Před 4 měsíci +3

      He’d of told everyone “Anonymously” if he had, right?😂😂

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 Před 4 měsíci

      Ted's big stupid head is the brick

    • @mikel5582
      @mikel5582 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I respect the real Ted Danson more for portraying a pretty sh!tty Ted Danson on Curb.

    • @reubenherrera9827
      @reubenherrera9827 Před 3 měsíci

      He is a notorious cheapskate.

  • @Collie1228
    @Collie1228 Před 4 měsíci +26

    Jerry got the pen from Jack Klompus after complimenting Jack on the pen. It was an astronaut pen.

    • @anastassiosperakis2869
      @anastassiosperakis2869 Před 2 měsíci

      A dumb astronaut pen, one for which the Pentagon would pay $600 for. A smart Astronaut pen, which is a dime a dozen, is a Fucking Pencil.

  • @deprogramr
    @deprogramr Před 4 měsíci +18

    So many Seinfeld call-backs this season... I love it! Nice way to finish the show for the OG fans...

  • @Kaddywompous
    @Kaddywompous Před 4 měsíci +19

    Vaughn and Ullman are such natural fits for this style of show.

  • @MK8Klexify
    @MK8Klexify Před 4 měsíci +27

    It's Just Like Seinfeld😂

    • @ArmandE
      @ArmandE Před 4 měsíci +1

      It is! But here it’s explained why people give things they don’t really want to give in the first place. It’s like an acoustic version of a rock song, both are nice ;)

  • @paulthaipaul9946
    @paulthaipaul9946 Před 4 měsíci +4

    “Wish I had a suede dew rag to go with this MFer. “lol.. a suede dew rag .too funny

  • @jenniferbarnes4647
    @jenniferbarnes4647 Před 4 měsíci +5

    😂LOVE THIS! REMINDS ME OF ONE MY FAVORITE EPISODES IN SEASON 3😂. STELLA......STELLA.....😂😂😂

  • @CouchMan88
    @CouchMan88 Před 4 měsíci +7

    The “I like it gambit”. 😂

  • @Hanover-ek4jy
    @Hanover-ek4jy Před 4 měsíci +2

    Her facial expressions are priceless!

  • @jimmythefish
    @jimmythefish Před 4 měsíci +38

    "He's a good golfer...sometimes"

    • @danielgodfrey2362
      @danielgodfrey2362 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Honestly though considering how much Larry likes golf this might be one of the nicest things Cheryl ever said to him.

  • @SemiNobleBerean
    @SemiNobleBerean Před 4 měsíci +1

    I swear somehow they made the word “brick” hilarious. They just kept saying it and I cracked up more and more 😂

  • @seeharvester
    @seeharvester Před 4 měsíci +26

    I used to think Larry was the genius.
    Now I see it's Leon.

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. Před 4 měsíci +2

      It's always been Leon. That's the twist!

  • @James_Bowie
    @James_Bowie Před 2 měsíci +1

    "I'd like to refute his brick." 😆😆😆😆

  • @jeromegreen3654
    @jeromegreen3654 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Crazy they foreshadowed his death so much in this episode

  • @jerrycordova1971
    @jerrycordova1971 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Larry: "Anybody wanna get Chinese food for lunch today?"
    Leon: "Nah, fuck that..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I assume Larry was going to pay, too! Lol!

  • @Olliethesnowman
    @Olliethesnowman Před 4 měsíci +10

    A liar!!! Ted is a liar liar pants on fire!!!🔥

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Před 3 měsíci +1

      He actually didn't, he actually did bought a brick as it shows in the end.

  • @jenniferbarnes4647
    @jenniferbarnes4647 Před 4 měsíci +2

    😂SO HILARIOUS😂 LOVE YOU LARRY DAVID!❤

  • @NicholasMatruglio
    @NicholasMatruglio Před 2 měsíci +1

    Your doing all this stuff like a third base coach 😂

  • @Billieprntmk6
    @Billieprntmk6 Před 4 měsíci +4

    come on jerry! take the pen!

  • @foxtonstreet
    @foxtonstreet Před 4 měsíci +1

    Seriously this whole season is full of Seinfeld bits. Has to be deliberate. Baby names, people giving away pens, etc.

  • @djhbr
    @djhbr Před 4 měsíci +3

    - Did you washed your hands ?
    - Nahhh
    Fucking LD 😂😂😂

  • @Galactic123
    @Galactic123 Před 4 měsíci +2

    There's been a lot of Seinfeld bits that Curb has done over the years. I'm guessing Larry wrote them so he figures why not re-use them.

  • @ostreds
    @ostreds Před 4 měsíci +2

    "take the pen"...sound much better from Jack Klompus

  • @thrillamanilla2545
    @thrillamanilla2545 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The pen writes upside down! 😂

  • @MEGADEEZOO
    @MEGADEEZOO Před 2 měsíci

    Whoo the way TD handled That! I PRAY for that combination of PATIENCE w/compromise to STEARNESS!
    CLEVER AF!!! def more wisdom than comedy rite here🙏

  • @Dave-SailsAway
    @Dave-SailsAway Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Do you want the pen?" Can you steal from yourself?

  • @RetroTVTrivia
    @RetroTVTrivia Před 4 měsíci +1

    Let's try Larry's compliment scheme. Check back to report your winnings!

  • @ianaspinall7948
    @ianaspinall7948 Před 4 měsíci +1

    'Its dishonest' hahaha

  • @bobwoods1302
    @bobwoods1302 Před 3 měsíci

    "Can we run lines when he goes?" 😂

  • @g00zik97
    @g00zik97 Před 4 měsíci +2

    CMOOON TAKE THE PEEEEEN

  • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
    @SoFloCo-ne4rk Před 4 měsíci +4

    That was a damn nice pen.

  • @angiela3439
    @angiela3439 Před 3 měsíci

    🤣😂😂🤣 "Nah...F... that" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rgrndu
    @rgrndu Před 4 měsíci +4

    Take the pen. Right out of Seinfeld.

  • @louskunt9798
    @louskunt9798 Před 4 měsíci +27

    Cheryl done hit that wall. It was inevitable. I think we can all agree she had a fantastic run!

    • @basilrose
      @basilrose Před 4 měsíci +4

      Someone who appreciates women! -lol

    • @deJuanX
      @deJuanX Před 4 měsíci

      Just curious what you mean by that. Her looks, acting...what???

    • @jasonharris-zt4mp
      @jasonharris-zt4mp Před 4 měsíci

      Larry definitely "outkicked" his coverage with Cheryl. More like Irma😂😂😂 but passing on opportunity with Sienna for Irma🤯🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@deJuanXit's what weird podcast bros say when women turn 18

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Ukraineaissance2014 And what R Kelly says when she turns 13.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 Před 4 měsíci +2

    " There are other things too. "

  • @paisastic
    @paisastic Před 4 měsíci

    4:10 and that's not even an astronaut pen, like Jack Klompus' pen.🤣

  • @FilmAgeStudios
    @FilmAgeStudios Před 2 měsíci

    “I don’t think you brick, what do you think about that?”

  • @BryanEddy09
    @BryanEddy09 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Space pen rights upside down

  • @david-pb4bi
    @david-pb4bi Před 4 měsíci +1

    I would be happy with that brick , as apposed to mine, biggest rollover ever.

  • @ruthdanielson919
    @ruthdanielson919 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Write his own brick in response. " In self defense I protest. In fact, i love women so much i broke the 7th (?) Commandment more times than i can remember." L.D.

  • @sashas8168
    @sashas8168 Před měsícem

    When we manufactured things, no longer

  • @1962jet
    @1962jet Před 4 měsíci +1

    Cheryl "doesn,t feel comfortable". once being married to Larry, certainly she is used to not feeling comfortable.

  • @mLi75
    @mLi75 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Is this whole season full of homages to Seinfeld? Take the pen .. take the pen

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cheryl. The face. Stop it.

  • @rutherose23
    @rutherose23 Před 4 měsíci

    Larry eats so healthy

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hmm... some people have their epitaph chiseled onto a tombstone.... others on a brick... tomb rhymes with womb, brick rhymes with...

  • @BookshelfQBattler
    @BookshelfQBattler Před 4 měsíci

    Larry should just buy 100 bricks and write his own op ed

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 Před 4 měsíci

    50% of the time, it works 100% of the time!

  • @InVinoVeritas.
    @InVinoVeritas. Před 4 měsíci +3

    Isn't that the pen that the astronauts use??

  • @doboi8121
    @doboi8121 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This episode finally felt like Curb

    • @SS-yw7vo
      @SS-yw7vo Před 4 měsíci

      You're right. It has hit it's straps this season with this episode

  • @radhiadeedou8286
    @radhiadeedou8286 Před 2 měsíci

    My grandma used to do that 😂 and more than 50% of the time people would give her that thing, probably cause its an elderly woman

  • @djhbr
    @djhbr Před 4 měsíci

    Sean Penn likes that.

  • @marksaguindel1903
    @marksaguindel1903 Před 3 měsíci

    Cheryl did her face? I'll bet Larry was dying to have an episode on that

  • @livestrongforever
    @livestrongforever Před 4 měsíci

    what material is this you think?

  • @somethingyousaid5059
    @somethingyousaid5059 Před 4 měsíci

    [insert brick here]

  • @iluvj50
    @iluvj50 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Is something written on a brick considered a concrete statement?

  • @deantheodosiou2886
    @deantheodosiou2886 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Is it me, or does Ted Danson look a lot like Spencer Tracey in *Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?*

  • @J4sse
    @J4sse Před 3 měsíci

    Larry is like a child

  • @brownwolf152
    @brownwolf152 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Cheryl never had his back just his money.

    • @jamesm.3967
      @jamesm.3967 Před 3 měsíci

      In real life she is married to RFK jr…think about that😮

    • @ElrondMcBong.
      @ElrondMcBong. Před měsícem

      biggest lie right here

  • @ronnygibbon
    @ronnygibbon Před 4 měsíci +3

    Sheryl looks amazing since she started her new make up regime.

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Před 4 měsíci

    Del Boca Vista...

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 Před 2 měsíci

    I sometimes feel like a brick, I own and live within a number of bricks, cleverly stacked so as to make a house, and after I've been constipated, I sometimes shit one.
    But I would never buy just one brick, I don't care what's written on it.

  • @ineedthatglass
    @ineedthatglass Před 3 měsíci

    Freddy should’ve been in the finale.

  • @iandann8788
    @iandann8788 Před měsícem

    I have a luvvie in the family ,not easy

  • @spaceengineer1452
    @spaceengineer1452 Před 3 měsíci

    Why'd you take his pen ?!.....

  • @michael_caz_nyc
    @michael_caz_nyc Před 4 měsíci

    No one like Jack Klompus though. He said it with "Gusto" . . . filled with (both) enthusiasm & disgust !!! The Astronaut Pen.

  • @WooBino.
    @WooBino. Před 3 měsíci

    They should of done a storyline where Cheryl announces she's dating a Kennedy then they realize it's RFK. 😂😂

  • @thephilster6860
    @thephilster6860 Před 4 měsíci

    Her face lift didn't look too bad.

  • @benf1111
    @benf1111 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Does the pen write upside down?

  • @TomRelic
    @TomRelic Před 4 měsíci

    Why didn't he give him the jacket at the restaraunt?

  • @ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552
    @ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I like eggs.

  • @williamheckman4597
    @williamheckman4597 Před 3 měsíci

    Repeating the Pen Joke are we ?

  • @haydencooper_
    @haydencooper_ Před 4 měsíci

    Cheryl's acting has gone down the toilet it's like reading lines, no heart or emotion to any of it. I love her in the earlier seasons.

  • @orexgabriel2448
    @orexgabriel2448 Před 4 měsíci

    What did you take his pen for?

  • @firetomd
    @firetomd Před 4 měsíci

    did not Seinfeld do an entire show about a pen?

  • @Cukito4
    @Cukito4 Před 4 měsíci

    Hey Cheryl, still don't have a job, have you?

  • @billyfriend9373
    @billyfriend9373 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Larry and Cheryl should be married in real life

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport Před 4 měsíci +1

      Larry’s doing pretty well for himself with a 45 year old blonde.

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I'm sure she is a barrel of laughs....just ask RFK jr.

  • @dankim23
    @dankim23 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Leon is Kramer

  • @generalu.gooshe
    @generalu.gooshe Před 4 měsíci

    How was your day at the Office? You know, working on initiatives. Do you speak Yiddish? :)

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR Před 4 měsíci

    Why did you take his pen?

  • @yournamehere6002
    @yournamehere6002 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Cheryl still hot

  • @rzbk
    @rzbk Před 4 měsíci +4

    Either this is a nod to the Seinfeld episode with the pen or Larry's forgotten which jokes he's used already.

  • @Alsatiagent-zu1rx
    @Alsatiagent-zu1rx Před 4 měsíci

    I'd want something nice said on my brick but I donated my remains to science. Probably end up in one of those effing body-farms in Georgia. Still, it's done to fight the worst possible crimes so maybe it's not so undignified. 'We could be heroes, just for one day"(Or, more likely, two weeks to five years.) David Bowie.

  • @tontoepstein6860
    @tontoepstein6860 Před 4 měsíci +10

    If she keeps up that cosmetic surgery habit from the waist on up, she's gonna melt under a hot sun.

    • @1Clearwords
      @1Clearwords Před 4 měsíci +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MmCelliste
      @MmCelliste Před 4 měsíci +3

      She's morphed into a different person, as if needing a new identity for witness protection...

  • @tonybrooms
    @tonybrooms Před 4 měsíci +8

    Seinfeld
    Season 3, Episode, "The Pen"
    Somebody tell the old dude that he already did this bit.

    • @ripcitygamer
      @ripcitygamer Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ha, I was waiting for something about its ability to write upside down...

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk Před 4 měsíci

      The entire last season of Curb.

    • @tw9535
      @tw9535 Před 4 měsíci

      I didn't really like Jerry or Kramer so I didn't watch much Seinfeld.
      So, I liked this bit.

    • @gerardoresendiz6731
      @gerardoresendiz6731 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Who cares is he’s show he can do whatever the fuck he wants

  • @michaelolz
    @michaelolz Před 4 měsíci +1

    Am I the only one who ended up hating Sheryl?

  • @silentdogfart4892
    @silentdogfart4892 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cheryl is sooooooo hot🔥

  • @christmas6666
    @christmas6666 Před 4 měsíci +5

    first??? prettyyy pretty good

  • @vuk8985
    @vuk8985 Před 4 měsíci

    The show's premise that Cheryl is so much better than Larry. She divorced Larry and took his money. No children with her, and had no career to speak of. And she dumps on him all the time.

  • @Bricks_shakur
    @Bricks_shakur Před 4 měsíci

    Taylor made