I Wasted $1000 On A "Tactical Stroller"

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  • @swanlake694
    @swanlake694 Před rokem +14320

    Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart

  • @Avendesora
    @Avendesora Před 11 měsíci +7418

    Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad

    • @TrueSpace61
      @TrueSpace61 Před 4 měsíci +15

      He got it after starting his family.

    • @Avendesora
      @Avendesora Před 4 měsíci +157

      @@TrueSpace61 Weird, cuz he said himself that he found out during the filming of this video.

    • @TrueSpace61
      @TrueSpace61 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@Avendesora found out, not decided to.

    • @Avendesora
      @Avendesora Před 4 měsíci +85

      @@TrueSpace61 He still didn't get it after starting his family like you originally said lmao. This is a stupid goalpost to change, just take the L.

    • @TrueSpace61
      @TrueSpace61 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @Avendesora OK but technically he had already started his family if he found out during the video.

  • @violetscrypt
    @violetscrypt Před 11 měsíci +6765

    danny accidentally manifesting his own child through this video is so funny to me

    • @CosmicSheOwl
      @CosmicSheOwl Před 11 měsíci +184

      I bet they’d just found out or had just started trying around when this he posted

    • @swordinthestone313
      @swordinthestone313 Před 11 měsíci +83

      I believe this was around the time she got pregnant so I'm sure he already knew ❤

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Před 11 měsíci +120

      @@swordinthestone313 people don't usually know the exact week they get pregnant lol it's after 4-6 weeks unless they were trying.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Před 11 měsíci +27

      ​@@samaraisnt well they were probably trying for a baby around this time

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@swordinthestone313 October babies are conceived in February, not mid January. :)

  • @Panacea246
    @Panacea246 Před 11 měsíci +5589

    This is cute. He's going to be a good dad. As long as he doesn't drive the stroller like he does in this video.

    • @cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
      @cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994 Před 11 měsíci +6

      I cant stop thinking about Danny pushing his future baby down the street then ramming it into a curb as hard as possible

    • @QuickIguana
      @QuickIguana Před 11 měsíci +314

      Hopefully he doesn't feel the need to tackle curbs like a linebacker.

    • @sway1623
      @sway1623 Před 11 měsíci +108

      ​@@QuickIguana or else the baby's gonna be shaking around in its seat like an Italian Greyhound the entire time

    • @insomaniac1796
      @insomaniac1796 Před 10 měsíci +60

      that baby better be a tactical baby

    • @cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
      @cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@insomaniac1796 it will be

  • @TheSwiftFalcon
    @TheSwiftFalcon Před rokem +6160

    I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.

  • @sunni.potatoes5959
    @sunni.potatoes5959 Před 11 měsíci +10210

    I don't understand how people look back at this video now and say "I knew it!" I have no problem believing Danny would buy and test a tactical stroller just for a vid 😂

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 Před 11 měsíci +219

      Lol true. The announcement threw me a loop for this exact reason.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 11 měsíci +430

      They didn't even "know it" though. October babies are conceived in February. This was posted in January. Laura wouldn't have even known if she was pregnant by the time this video was finished 😂

    • @sunni.potatoes5959
      @sunni.potatoes5959 Před 11 měsíci +161

      Good point, especially when you consider how much time it would have taken to prepare for the video beforehand. Chances are they had decided they wanted a kid, but Laura wasn't pregnant yet when Danny started this video.

    • @jenesse1432
      @jenesse1432 Před 11 měsíci +70

      @@nomoretwitterhandles but they were probably trying to get pregnant. I think he wanted to buy a good stroller and write it off as a business expense 😅. It’s honestly genius

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Před 11 měsíci +34

      Once he fell in love with Chewbacca it was a sure thing. Alternatively, he looked at that price tag and said, well better use it.

  • @juliettecornelis5833
    @juliettecornelis5833 Před 11 měsíci +9191

    After Danny announcing that he'll become a dad, this video suddenly starts to make sense

  • @msd7544
    @msd7544 Před rokem +7870

    I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it.
    A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day.
    Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.

    • @mysterycitrus
      @mysterycitrus Před rokem +720

      can confirm my father used this for me as a child and now i’m the rock

    • @dimitri7615
      @dimitri7615 Před rokem +534

      I fell into one of these and then was instantly able to deadlift a forklift.

    • @jeffryejeffrye
      @jeffryejeffrye Před rokem +405

      @@dimitri7615 Amateur. After being in this stroller, I could deadfork a lift lift. Think before you brag.

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron Před rokem +119

      I love the effort put into this comment 👏🏻

    • @erika-paigehutch3930
      @erika-paigehutch3930 Před rokem +81

      i was ready to ask what rich people you knew who would gift an almost $1000 pram and how i could become friends with these people

  • @NatashaPerryFagant
    @NatashaPerryFagant Před rokem +4886

    As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.

    • @theonly6blake911
      @theonly6blake911 Před rokem +125

      Balance has been restored

    • @efnfen
      @efnfen Před rokem

      finally two genders can be exploited by capitalism instead of just one

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Před rokem +70

      Oh the camo/cayote tax has been HUGE in the firearm/ gear world for awhile. Now that it’s becoming a lifestyle thing it’s just getting worse

    • @ewyes5935
      @ewyes5935 Před rokem +28

      @@bcc5701 Procreation happens more often than going to war I’d imagine

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 Před rokem +16

      @@ewyes5935 in modern day, yeah, but wouldn’t that be a fascinating comparison to put up to question for history to answer? Lol

  • @FooberDoobr
    @FooberDoobr Před rokem +5369

    As a grown man with no kids it was really weird watching another guy with no kids put together a stroller for 20 mins but I had fun

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 Před rokem +84

      As a mom though I actually want to buy this😂

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 Před rokem +137

      Nvm it's almost $1000💀💀💀

    • @tester1991
      @tester1991 Před rokem +226

      @@m0bz0mb39 but what happens if your baby is in danger from snipers?????? Better safe than sorry

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 Před rokem +139

      @@tester1991 *adds to cart*

    • @aperson3269
      @aperson3269 Před rokem +17

      @@m0bz0mb39 lol theres a stroller that's a thousand dollars with like no storage space.

  • @Pastellera2video
    @Pastellera2video Před 11 měsíci +1200

    yo, this stroller was so good that he decided to have a child just so he can put them in it

    • @Pastellera2video
      @Pastellera2video Před 11 měsíci +42

      Btw we should also respect that Danny should, and probably will keep his babies face off of the Internet!

    • @killian2365
      @killian2365 Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @MeepersonTVFTW
    @MeepersonTVFTW Před 11 měsíci +3445

    so this wasn't a waste of money after all...

    • @fridamrch4759
      @fridamrch4759 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Fr

    • @fridamrch4759
      @fridamrch4759 Před 11 měsíci +35

      I think he knew she was pregnant before this video🤔

    • @straightjacketshawty2186
      @straightjacketshawty2186 Před 11 měsíci +43

      @@fridamrch4759yeah based on how she looks probably a few months in so either right after or before this video

    • @Deathisnice.
      @Deathisnice. Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@fridamrch4759no baby due in October

    • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
      @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound Před 11 měsíci +31

      ​@@Deathisnice. You know most people find out they're pregnant way before the baby's gonna pop out, right? It's very possible that they already knew back then

  • @chadfromsleepingbeauty
    @chadfromsleepingbeauty Před rokem +11344

    Oh- I thought it was a stroller FOR men, like Laura would be pushing Danny around in it at the park

  • @nailareza2514
    @nailareza2514 Před rokem +19782

    I now genuinely believe if therapy was called "interrogation",these men will actually go fix their trauma

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před rokem +663

      I mean it does sound cooler

    • @lollie7141
      @lollie7141 Před rokem +90

      What trauma?

    • @Balotovi
      @Balotovi Před rokem +1342

      "What? You think I'm not strong enough to resist interrogation?! I'll go and show you what a real man looks like!"

    • @fridaherbst719
      @fridaherbst719 Před rokem +905

      I'm not even kidding, there's psychological research into "strength-based" therapy that apparently is much more appealing to traditionally masculine men (I wrote a research paper about what needs to be changed in therapy marketing to attract young men but I wrote it all through one night so there's just certain flashback sequences I remember). I think you're onto something here.

    • @jailawright2258
      @jailawright2258 Před rokem +246

      @@lollie7141 the trauma that some men have

  • @ave.4560
    @ave.4560 Před 11 měsíci +13097

    Remember guys, if he decides to keep his baby’s face off the internet, we’re going to respect his decision

    • @bluz1864
      @bluz1864 Před 11 měsíci +906

      I second this. He didn't really even need to annouce anything but I'm glad her did

    • @Avery_0nline
      @Avery_0nline Před 11 měsíci +411

      Also controversial but he doesn't have to name the baby Greg

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa Před 11 měsíci +191

      @@Avery_0nlineOfc he doesn’t! Espically if it’s a girl

    • @JoeBurrowSucks
      @JoeBurrowSucks Před 11 měsíci +727

      Fr, in fact I kinda want him to keep the baby's identity a secret for their own safety

    • @femboygordonramsey.666
      @femboygordonramsey.666 Před 11 měsíci +349

      Yeah, it’s probably best for the kid anyway

  • @Sophie-pm1ms
    @Sophie-pm1ms Před 11 měsíci +1345

    cannot believe danny soft-launched laura’s pregnancy like this 💀😭

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 11 měsíci +88

      Ikr, and it was done BEFORE she got pregnant too! (seriously guys pls do math 😭)

    • @gabriellasands
      @gabriellasands Před 11 měsíci +39

      @@nomoretwitterhandles This was posted January 29th, the baby is due in October. This is likely right after they found out Laura was pregnant, especially if the baby is due in early October. The math lines up.

    • @sushi287
      @sushi287 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@nomoretwitterhandles 1+9 does equal 10

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@sushi287 pregnancy is closer to ten months than it is to nine

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 Před 10 měsíci +25

      He said he had already bought the stroller when they found out! 😂 can't make this shit up!

  • @ABalloonInNeed
    @ABalloonInNeed Před rokem +6853

    I’m in tears that the only “masculine” things Danny can think of are legos and IPA

  • @alexms2
    @alexms2 Před rokem +6731

    Danny is slowly turning into a dad and this proves my point even more. Tucked in shirt into belted jeans? Buying a stroller? Calling himself daddy? I’m convinced he’s a closeted dad.

  • @ricardoa.3673
    @ricardoa.3673 Před 5 měsíci +208

    Danny really bought a $1000 stroller and said "fuck it, might as well get a baby then"

    • @scifi1443
      @scifi1443 Před 2 měsíci +7

      He had to make it a combo

  • @noahvintageweedkiller3154
    @noahvintageweedkiller3154 Před 11 měsíci +664

    Congrats on being a father Danny, I expect more tactical baby gear reviews coming in October

  • @digitalisss
    @digitalisss Před rokem +8757

    So glad they’re making all of this equipment! Thank god men can do things now.

  • @zulyc8641
    @zulyc8641 Před rokem +8402

    As a person that was previously a baby, I think this stroller is in fact very tactical .

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před rokem +297

      Yoooo! You were a baby once? Did you get promoted to adult?

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 Před rokem +3

      tactical in a sense of military-grade, because not all military-grade products are actually made with quality in mind but rather quantity for more soldiers to use, military-grade is just false marketing to make any soldier feel confident that they are carrying something hardcore like the military, the use of the word "tactical" stroller is just marketing to make people think they have something that is bada$$ that the military would use but again like the term military-grade it's not really built with quality in mind nor is it even remotely good compared to what a civilian product could do

    • @guavapaste
      @guavapaste Před rokem +159

      @@placeholderdoe Maybe he was promoted to teenager. Who knows?

    • @alecmcleod3306
      @alecmcleod3306 Před rokem +174

      I'm so glad you recovered 🙏

    • @mikeoxmall69420
      @mikeoxmall69420 Před rokem +39

      The TAS (tactical assault stroller)

  • @missmari-
    @missmari- Před 10 měsíci +121

    "I feel weird buying a stroller and not being a dad"
    The universe really went "SAY LESS"

  • @kommanderwood6778
    @kommanderwood6778 Před 11 měsíci +266

    it is no coincidence that 3 months later danny announces that laura is pregnant and due in october, 9 months after this video. laura really saw this man pushing a stroller around like a mad man and went i gotta make this happen for at least 3 or 4 years straight

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 11 měsíci +5

      Yes, nine months *after* this video. October babies are conceived in February. She wouldn't have known if she was pregnant during the filming of this video. It IS just coincidence.

    • @kommanderwood6778
      @kommanderwood6778 Před 11 měsíci +18

      @@nomoretwitterhandles im not saying she would have known she was pregnant in this video... i was saying the baby was conceived during the production of this video haha also no, october babies are conceived in january, source the two of my sisters with october birthdays who were the result of birthday ""celebrations"" (my fathers birthday is in january) his birthday is jan 10th and theirs are oct 8 and oct 15, almost exactly 9 months later!

  • @user-jh6vc3cb2b
    @user-jh6vc3cb2b Před rokem +7465

    Finally, the perfect device for you to carry Kurtis around

  • @raptoria48
    @raptoria48 Před rokem +5138

    I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working

  • @vanyavanilla7108
    @vanyavanilla7108 Před 7 měsíci +65

    He can finally ram his son into curbs. ❤ congrats Danny

  • @facefristonconcreat7031
    @facefristonconcreat7031 Před 11 měsíci +274

    My mom's first reaction to this video is "he's having a child isn't he". She was right 💀

    • @MollieIsNotOkay
      @MollieIsNotOkay Před 11 měsíci +21

      My mom had the same reaction 😭

    • @cyndrift
      @cyndrift Před 11 měsíci +24

      parents just know i guess lol

  • @captainj6298
    @captainj6298 Před rokem +29906

    I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.

    • @AaronHendu
      @AaronHendu Před rokem

      Or they think it is just some new age soy military training cause men arent allowed to be men anymore.

    • @sadie_puglover888
      @sadie_puglover888 Před rokem +509

      @RedStar 123 you commented twice, get outa here ya bot 😂😂

    • @hannahmariecox2002
      @hannahmariecox2002 Před rokem +814

      “There’s a strange guy over there throwing a baby doll into a tree” “oh yeah that’s just Danny, don’t worry about him”

    • @KiloOne
      @KiloOne Před rokem +246

      I’m from Chicago too, I can tell you oddballs and weird people are nothing out of the ordinary here

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 Před rokem +71

      @@KiloOne literally anywhere and everywhere there are people like that.

  • @theladybythelake
    @theladybythelake Před rokem +2902

    So... hear me out. I'm a mom to be who has watched a lot of stroller reviews, and this was a top tier, very informative review.

    • @chancematters
      @chancematters Před rokem +222

      Have any of the other reviews talked about how the stroller would fare in a combat setting? I think not!

    • @noctap0d
      @noctap0d Před rokem +29

      I was thinking the same thing 😂 I hope Danny would review more things 😂

    • @britanyestrada4151
      @britanyestrada4151 Před rokem +32

      I was thinking the same thing like please try more baby products.

    • @abby-wf6pl
      @abby-wf6pl Před rokem +3

      congrats!

    • @iiLoodgieter
      @iiLoodgieter Před rokem +1

      Congratulations!!

  • @whatanoriginalusername2847
    @whatanoriginalusername2847 Před 11 měsíci +369

    Idk about it being a tactical stroller or not, but this was certainly a tactical way of hinting at Laura's pregnancy 😂 congratulations!!

  • @lizasolomonova8867
    @lizasolomonova8867 Před 11 měsíci +273

    holy shit now that danny has announced laura’s pregnancy, i just realised this video fits the timeline perfectly. they said the baby is due in october which means they would’ve found out laura was pregnant in january. when was this video posted? JANUARY. DANNY FUCKING SOFT LAUNCHED THE PREGNANCY

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 11 měsíci +12

      October babies are conceived in February. Did you forget that October is the 10th month? 😂 She wouldn't have even known the moment she got pregnant. This was pure coincidence.

    • @sanjanaishas2096
      @sanjanaishas2096 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@nomoretwitterhandles pretty sure it would actually have been january, making may the 4th month and october the 9th

    • @lizasolomonova8867
      @lizasolomonova8867 Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@nomoretwitterhandles 10-9=1. January. also as an october baby, i feel qualified to say that i’ve been told i was conceived in january

    • @zora1138
      @zora1138 Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@nomoretwitterhandles Maybe not pure coincidence. They could have been trying for a baby around this time. Also, an October baby could absolutely have been concieved in January.

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@nomoretwitterhandles umm. Buddy? Let’s assume it will be born october 25th, near the end of the month. (Even though they said they were due for early I believe). That’s most likely January 31st.

  • @_arobot_
    @_arobot_ Před rokem +3068

    danny saying "im trying to think of the most tactical way to open this box" and immediately pulling out a gun and shooting it killed me 💀💀

  • @sexygreger
    @sexygreger Před rokem +3730

    As a dad with a stroller it is mind boggling that they did a super macho dad stroller without fixing the only problem with normal strollers: the handlebar is to low and short if you're a long person, and you will keep kicking the rear axle if you take long strides.

    • @alexspeakman761
      @alexspeakman761 Před rokem +382

      When Danny was trying to figure out how to collapse the stroller, there was a brief moment of him accidentally making the handlebar longer. Based on other comments I suppose that is actually the only reason to buy this stroller (although I'm sure there are others that have this feature anyways).

    • @athriftygoddess6501
      @athriftygoddess6501 Před rokem +91

      @@alexspeakman761 yeah I have an UppaBaby and it has this feature too.

    • @TG22222
      @TG22222 Před rokem +23

      Bugaboos have it too

    • @pomaranczowaszarlotka5170
      @pomaranczowaszarlotka5170 Před rokem +10

      I'm only 168cm and I stil sometimes kick the rear axle

    • @Dirk_Strider
      @Dirk_Strider Před rokem +53

      @@alexspeakman761 The top handle does extend, but you'll still be kicking the rear axle if you're tall, just like with shopping carts. It's just a typical stroller with some camo. I'd imagine there's some "jogging strollers" with a better rear design, but if you're tall you still need to take little shuffle steps with this Veer/"Tactical stroller".

  • @corey_0799
    @corey_0799 Před 11 měsíci +265

    After Danny's announcement on Instagram, he can actually use this tactical stroller for his baby 🥺

    • @LuckyGhoul
      @LuckyGhoul Před 11 měsíci +10

      He’d better 😂

    • @beepbop1762
      @beepbop1762 Před 11 měsíci +15

      It's 1k dollars, i dont think he'd have much of a choice at this point 😭

  • @djandkikivlogs1045
    @djandkikivlogs1045 Před měsícem +21

    Danny: “Then again I’ve never been a father”
    His wife: “Not for long”

  • @jadziajan
    @jadziajan Před rokem +5293

    If Danny was trying to convince Laura NOT to have kids, this video probably did the job

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth Před rokem +435

    I’m just sad the “stroller for men”isn’t a stroller that I, a man, can sit in

  • @toxxicwvste5942
    @toxxicwvste5942 Před 11 měsíci +74

    i knew it ... first the disneyland park births... then the stroller... i knew it wasnt a coincidence

  • @juliarhapsody
    @juliarhapsody Před 11 měsíci +170

    now we know why he "wasted" money on a stroller. congrats laura and danny!

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice Před rokem +2236

    Watching a grown man without kids review a thousand dollar stroller is the type of dedication to tactical gear that would bring a tear to the eye of even the Beav-iest of Beavs out there. Congrats, Danny, you are clearly a camo man now.

  • @bige.cheeze3578
    @bige.cheeze3578 Před rokem +5120

    you know, danny’s “stop trying to give birth at disney land” video was posted about 9 months ago. and now he’s looking at a TACTICAL stroller? one that can tackle curbs like a pro linebacker? who else thinks danny’s trying to give birth in disneyland

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Před rokem +336

      OH SHIT you cracked the secret message!!!!!

    • @fuzzytadpole
      @fuzzytadpole Před rokem +240

      Critical thinking skills at work here

    • @ezrahafner579
      @ezrahafner579 Před rokem +113

      this is for the veterans to the birthing game mentioned in the disney video LMAO

    • @samanthageorge6447
      @samanthageorge6447 Před rokem +66

      YOUR MIND???? I think you’re onto something

    • @toxxicwvste5942
      @toxxicwvste5942 Před 11 měsíci +172

      THIS AGED LIKE FINE WINE

  • @isabell3462
    @isabell3462 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Danny: it feels kind of weird to get this stroller without actually having a kid
    Laura: on it

  • @Opaldiia
    @Opaldiia Před 11 měsíci +80

    I FUCKING KNEW YOU BOUGHT THE STROLLER FOR A REASON

  • @MS-rs6od
    @MS-rs6od Před rokem +2180

    The therapy for men = interrogation joke had me laughing out loud 😭🤣

    • @torinmalwak6380
      @torinmalwak6380 Před rokem +26

      Honestly, I'd pay for that service.

    • @ShittyShittyGameGang
      @ShittyShittyGameGang Před rokem +35

      I think he's onto something though.

    • @lydiamvaughan
      @lydiamvaughan Před rokem +25

      Why can I actually see someone paying for that

    • @DustinHasVideos
      @DustinHasVideos Před rokem +15

      Betterhelp has ads aimed at men. Not that extreme, but not that far off

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem

      The fact that so many men would actually use it, especially the middle aged dads

  • @lareinabrown
    @lareinabrown Před rokem +4274

    On a real note, the “baby” falling through into the bottom basket is a HUGE safety risk and lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 Před rokem +541

      This. And I've not run with many strollers in my life, but if the tripping hazard isn't just Danny I could see some real trouble happening. Imagine trying to jog with your baby, or trying to run from a dangerous situation, and you wind up going head-over-heels-over-baby

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. Před rokem +211

      yeah i dont think only having a bar to keep baby in place in a sitting stroller is a good idea, it might work for a toddler but for a wee baby you should be able to clip it in like in a car seat

    • @IHadSoManyIngots
      @IHadSoManyIngots Před rokem +260

      ​@@ciciamanda. There was a proper seatbelt though, it just probably wasn't made for the baby Chewbacca + dumbbell + gun baby that Danny had.

    • @Gayfella
      @Gayfella Před rokem +98

      At least they put the baby catcher

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. Před rokem +192

      @@IHadSoManyIngots oh i didnt see that. Well they still shoulve kept the chewbacca+dumbbel+gun babies in mind, theyre kids too you know

  • @SuperSuperSpork
    @SuperSuperSpork Před 11 měsíci +62

    My boy got gregnant, brought a stroller, got a sponsor, and made profit

  • @aurorarose6678
    @aurorarose6678 Před 11 měsíci +64

    can’t wait to see the new little greg being delivered to the drop point in this 😍😍😍

  • @HilaSketchCat
    @HilaSketchCat Před rokem +17290

    i was fully convinced for a few minutes this is going to be the weirdest pregnancy announcement on youtube

    • @caitlinhayes196
      @caitlinhayes196 Před rokem +562

      My husband said the same thing lol

    • @aidennichols6409
      @aidennichols6409 Před rokem +586

      I definitely thought that was just going to be the very last part of the video

    • @Sexykoala24.7
      @Sexykoala24.7 Před rokem +491

      Came to the comments to look for "congratulations" messages 🤣

    • @SignificantUnicorn
      @SignificantUnicorn Před rokem +72

      Lol that's what I thought too 🤣

    • @lilah1410
      @lilah1410 Před rokem +31

      no me too

  • @Typhoonjune
    @Typhoonjune Před rokem +3454

    Danny going over the handlebar of a stroller TWICE is confidently the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @anna-jk99
      @anna-jk99 Před rokem +52

      I couldn’t recover from that lmao

    • @debbiemohekey1509
      @debbiemohekey1509 Před rokem +31

      @@anna-jk99 Thats because of the stupid rotating wheels on the front-end and hard tyres. My kids used to push each other up and down the football field behind our house with each other in the old pram as fast as they could and never did those wheels spin sideways and anyone go -arse -over kite lol. They weren't designed to. The hard tires will absorb no pressure and tip hitting even the smallest object and I don't want to imagine what it might be like going up a flight of stairs. Slide off each step probably. There are prams and buggies around that are 40-50-60- yrs old and even if they're now used as carts they're still holding up.Thought a man had designed this and it might be built to last---more than 5 minutes. I'm disappointed.

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Před rokem +12

      I can't stop laughing at "OW MY BUTT!"

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree Před rokem +4

      Same lol

    • @bugenjoyer7878
      @bugenjoyer7878 Před rokem +15

      literally hed to pause the video to regain my composure

  • @UnionPlayz
    @UnionPlayz Před 11 měsíci +86

    8:30 WE HAD HINTS FROM THE START!
    But seriously, congrats on the baby Danny!

  • @eveporter570
    @eveporter570 Před 11 měsíci +36

    Everyone flocking to this video after that post 😂

  • @FunkyToe369
    @FunkyToe369 Před rokem +16777

    I was going to abandon my family because everything was way too girly but this product made me want to be part of my daughter's life

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před rokem +973

      I used to have to duct tape my baby to my AR15 and carry that around. I felt like a fraud, though, because everyone who looked closely could see that the gun was unusable.
      But with this stroller, I will FINALLY be able to push my baby around AND use my gun at the same time! This is going to change everything for me!

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +490

      So this is why my dad left me, I should probably send a link to this product so he can come back

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Před rokem +136

      Ahh so that's why my dad never loved me!

    • @Jenn-ie5vf
      @Jenn-ie5vf Před rokem +31

      I know right? LOL

    • @Joanaiisabel89177
      @Joanaiisabel89177 Před rokem +33

      @@perplexed1783 damn that's deep but honestly same

  • @ihspider08
    @ihspider08 Před rokem +23814

    Will Danny ever stop finding absurd tactical products? We may never know

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments Před rokem +106

      He clearly never well, especially now since he has a child: Kurtis Gooden

    • @zwodder_
      @zwodder_ Před rokem +73

      @@redstar1239no he didn’t stop saying that on every top comment

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z Před rokem +32

      As long as tacticool remains a thing overcompensating insecure men buy, no.

    • @MongooseJeffOfficial
      @MongooseJeffOfficial Před rokem +2

      Yes. Once the series decreases in viewership

    • @violentvixen592
      @violentvixen592 Před rokem +24

      I certainly hope not. How will I know how to improve my baby warfare?

  • @picantelad
    @picantelad Před 11 měsíci +35

    Iconic soft launch

    • @cadietuc
      @cadietuc Před 11 měsíci +2

      good comment i enjoyed it

  • @sophie-yp4tb
    @sophie-yp4tb Před 11 měsíci +62

    8:37 and now he is 🥹

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant Před rokem +1290

    "Tactical baby gear" was most definitely made by some guy who refers to taking care of his child as "babysitting"

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 Před rokem +152

      And as a huge favour to the mom

    • @Taylor_mamaof2
      @Taylor_mamaof2 Před rokem +23

      Idk I don’t think those kind of dads would even care enough in the first place lol.

    • @rat_grandpa
      @rat_grandpa Před rokem +22

      danny literally read the guys about page.... why needlessly slander strangers. mans just got bad taste is all

    • @JohnSmith-tg9wc
      @JohnSmith-tg9wc Před rokem +13

      @@rat_grandpa That could be completely made up though. You've got to be a bit of a wrongun to think of this idea and try and make a business out of it lol

    • @croissant2882
      @croissant2882 Před rokem +48

      @@rat_grandpa and just from those few sentences you can tell its actually not the baby stuff that bothers him but associated femininity. "I was surrounded by pink and purple" ye, you have a little girl and most stuff for little girls is pink and purple dude. I wish baby stuff wasn't genderized but it is and it just comes with the territory of having a baby girl.
      But even something as neutral as rubber ducky on a diaper is too much for our manly man, because anything cute and about babies is feminine for him
      So the easiest and right conclusion is that he thinks being a parent is a womans work and he feels insecure doing it. Which is fucked up on so many levels, i hope he gets over it before his daughters grow up to find out their dad thinks less of them
      The stroller he presents is for men, not for babies, which.. the only function of it is that its for the baby
      A kickass tactical stroller doesnt have to have camo, but it should have something to ensure the toys dont fall off, because children kick them off constantly
      He didn't even mention anything about toy or food holders. Which are more important and tactical than masculine colors and insecure grown mans ego

  • @ithseem
    @ithseem Před rokem +3294

    As a baby, I can confirm, this is the most tactical stroller I've ever seen
    Edit: googoo gaagaa

    • @necropolistc6357
      @necropolistc6357 Před rokem +7

      lol

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu Před rokem +95

      can confirm, i was the baby's eyes
      edit: [vision sounds]

    • @pal_mac_
      @pal_mac_ Před rokem +16

      this fits under amy’s comment so well

    • @CleverUsername69420
      @CleverUsername69420 Před rokem +49

      As a tactical stroller, I can confirm you are a baby

    • @nicolemartinez4107
      @nicolemartinez4107 Před rokem +22

      As the concept of tactics, I can confirm it is the most stroller I’ve ever seen.

  • @CommanderNissan
    @CommanderNissan Před 9 měsíci +14

    See, the rocking is actually a genius design element: by not being a rigid frame, it reduces the impulse on the baby making it far safer when you slam those curbs like a pro linebacker. Truly, the most tactical of strollers.

  • @yashviranjan9978
    @yashviranjan9978 Před 11 měsíci +27

    This stroller makes so much sense now 😭

  • @mentallyunw3ll
    @mentallyunw3ll Před rokem +1646

    I honestly think calling therapy interrogation for men would genuinely get us some where

    • @dannyadams17
      @dannyadams17 Před rokem +201

      tactical interrogation. gotta let them know it’s gonna be military tough

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 Před rokem +90

      I can promise you, most men who'd buy this kind of this probably already think of normal therapy as interrogation.

    • @zeebeeplayz
      @zeebeeplayz Před rokem

      AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?! *stabs you in the thigh*

    • @lucarinz4338
      @lucarinz4338 Před rokem +30

      And everything is the same as a regular therapy appointment except they're inside of a tank in the middle of a field.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před rokem +34

      DO YOU THINK YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH YOUR MOTHER MEANT THAT YOU BECAME AFRAID TO CREATE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS?
      THE TRAUMA, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS!

  • @emimew
    @emimew Před rokem +737

    Just imagine seeing your neighbor in his late 20s, with no children, suddenly running around in a camouflage suit with a camouflage stroller and a baby chewbacca with a gun sitting in it

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Před rokem +32

      Honestly, I'd probably just assume he's doing it for social media. I've been here too long, anything extra strange can be explained that way 😂

    • @MasonFromThe6
      @MasonFromThe6 Před rokem +19

      “Chubaka”

    • @mirandaroulleau
      @mirandaroulleau Před rokem +4

      chubaka

    • @lenaboyer6981
      @lenaboyer6981 Před rokem +8

      Honestly if I didn’t already know how to spell Chewbacca I’d probably spell it the way you did too

    • @tatarashi
      @tatarashi Před rokem +3

      “chubaka” sounds like some weeb calling you a ‘baka,’

  • @iamsadguy
    @iamsadguy Před měsícem +12

    "im not a dad" that aged well

  • @vampireballroom
    @vampireballroom Před 11 měsíci +31

    this was some insane foreshadowing.

  • @natalychubarov4778
    @natalychubarov4778 Před rokem +4288

    Imagine this is the way Danny is letting us know he’s going to have a child

    • @amoradevries
      @amoradevries Před rokem +205

      thats what i was thinking 🧐🧐

    • @Itstjmj
      @Itstjmj Před rokem +31

      Hmmm👀 sus😂😂😂

    • @jasonspratling
      @jasonspratling Před rokem +121

      I WAS LIKE IS ANYONE ELSE THINKING HE IS TRYING TO ELUDE US TO SOMETHING HERE😂😂❤

    • @emilyr8668
      @emilyr8668 Před rokem +22

      i literally thought so

    • @22shadesofpink7
      @22shadesofpink7 Před rokem +26

      Nah this was on my bingo card of 2023 soo😎😏

  • @SoAdeborable
    @SoAdeborable Před rokem +2875

    As a pregnant woman, this isn’t the stroller review my husband and I asked for but it’s the stroller review we needed 😂 ❤

    • @Oneeyetosee
      @Oneeyetosee Před rokem +64

      I hope everything goes well!!!

    • @majonezowekrolestwo3654
      @majonezowekrolestwo3654 Před rokem +51

      Congratulations 💕 Take care

    • @jenniferlynn120
      @jenniferlynn120 Před rokem +69

      Wellll don’t leave us in suspense…. Yay or nay on the tactical stroller as the stroller chosen to stroll (tactically) with your future baby? And what does your husband think??😂😂
      Kidding aside (haha ‘kidding’… I’ll see myself out) congrats and best wishes for your new little one 💜

    • @johnlemon5227
      @johnlemon5227 Před rokem +20

      I hope your baby comes out healthy and grow up to be a wonderful person

    • @froggywithaheart
      @froggywithaheart Před rokem +10

      @@jenniferlynn120 lmao you sound like a fun person to be around 😂💐

  • @wslaxmiddy
    @wslaxmiddy Před 6 měsíci +18

    Holy shit dude, a baby doesn't usually get to be 20lbs until a year old, nevermind 25lbs+chewbaca+gun
    I guess you gotta account for like 8lbs of tactical gear for the baby tho so it makes sense

  • @luketillotson290
    @luketillotson290 Před rokem +2814

    I hope Danny knows that if he ever has kids, everyone is definitely going to say it's because he bought this stroller and had to get his money's worth

    • @elfiqueadaeze1944
      @elfiqueadaeze1944 Před rokem +192

      I have a feeling he already has a kid OTW if he’s getting stroller ads and bought one

    • @ivy-lopriore
      @ivy-lopriore Před rokem

      Lol

    • @clarevike2427
      @clarevike2427 Před rokem +48

      @@elfiqueadaeze1944 that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @neahbrown4809
      @neahbrown4809 Před rokem +26

      @@elfiqueadaeze1944 i was literally just looking for one comment to say the same thing i was thinking

    • @ikadean
      @ikadean Před rokem +56

      @@elfiqueadaeze1944 for real when he said he needed to test the stroller I was fully expecting him to be like "surprise! This is our brand new baby"

  • @Hacknerds
    @Hacknerds Před rokem +2353

    The visual of Danny bouncing up and down and saying "Daddy, it hurts" is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Thanks for that.

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 Před rokem +163

      Speak for yourself.... that, a tub of margarine, and a 5 pack of organic Kolbassa sausages is all I need for a perfect weekend.

    • @scarthecheetah1958
      @scarthecheetah1958 Před rokem +80

      That scene was quite uh something

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T Před rokem

      @@mfitzburger5137 what the fuck..?

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +4

      Finally Denny and Logan pail's s3x tape leaked

    • @jominil
      @jominil Před rokem +3

      When did that happen lol

  • @yashviranjan9978
    @yashviranjan9978 Před 11 měsíci +22

    The foreshadowing was epic

  • @kylekyle4169
    @kylekyle4169 Před 11 měsíci +83

    rewatching this video knowing that danny and laura are gonna have a baby and I am trying to figure out by his facial expressions if he knew laura was pregnant when recording this, and if he figured out a way to get a stroller as a tax write-off lmao

    • @averagemars
      @averagemars Před 11 měsíci +16

      based on my calculations (and my mom helped a little) he might’ve known at this point. because if he’s due in october then she’s 4 months in, meaning that she was maybe 2 or 3 weeks in. but that is still a little early to tell so i’m really not sure with this one

    • @Avery_0nline
      @Avery_0nline Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@averagemarswell either way they were definitely trying for a baby around this time!

    • @averagemars
      @averagemars Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@Avery_0nline HELP ME THE IMPLICATIONS FOR THIS ARE WILD.

    • @kylekyle4169
      @kylekyle4169 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@Avery_0nline yeah they were definitely at least trying. altho I guess it could have been a happy accident ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @kylekyle4169
      @kylekyle4169 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@averagemars the implications are actually Extremely normal! idk how old you are but if you're older than like 16 it would be really silly to think that danny and his wife were not doing what husbands and wives do but I guess now you know. some people get really weird whenever someone says "we're trying for a baby" and they make a big deal of it like "ew gross I didn't need to know that!" even though it's like literally the most normal thing in the world and if it didn't happen, you wouldn't be here.

  • @insipidwallflower565
    @insipidwallflower565 Před rokem +3712

    Walking into an archery range wearing camo was brave. Thank you for your service Capt Dan that was truly selfless 🇺🇸🦅

    • @Anne-yd9cm
      @Anne-yd9cm Před rokem +28

      And it was hilarious 😂

    • @xxstellastarlightxx9284
      @xxstellastarlightxx9284 Před rokem +24

      One of the best parts of the video tho tbh lmao

    • @1C55C
      @1C55C Před rokem

      👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @nicksloan8616
      @nicksloan8616 Před rokem +4

      yeah, but like, do not do that. Super cool way to get yourself hurt.

    • @rockyrocker23
      @rockyrocker23 Před rokem +3

      hunter sees baby stroller moving through forest by itself..... shoots it

  • @notoriousd.i.g.87
    @notoriousd.i.g.87 Před rokem +7661

    You know what, if this stuff makes these insecure men more active in their kids lives, then I'm all for it.

    • @creepersonspeed5490
      @creepersonspeed5490 Před rokem +63

      Their* please, for the love of god

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 Před rokem +780

      You didn’t need to edit your comment. It was sweet and insightful, and people who correct spelling and grammar on social media are pathetic.

    • @mlvldrdg1494
      @mlvldrdg1494 Před rokem +989

      @@creepersonspeed5490 God* please, for the love of their

    • @sheykenasababy
      @sheykenasababy Před rokem +268

      @@mlvldrdg1494 pro gamer move

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 Před rokem +469

      Exactly the comment i wanted to find. Is it miserable that men feel this ashamed of caring for their own children? Yeah. But if this helps them make a normal effort? Sure, go for it dude.

  • @Monalisa-oi7bn
    @Monalisa-oi7bn Před 11 měsíci +49

    When this video first came out, i had a FEELING that they were expecting, now that we got the news, i knew i was right 😅

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 11 měsíci +1

      If you actually put numbers in your head, you'd realize that the baby would've been conceived AFTER this video came out...

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@nomoretwitterhandles you’re putting this everywhere but you’re just wrong. Even if the baby was conceived the day this video was posted, it would still be an October baby. There’s still a chance that they knew and used this as a soft launch. I’m not saying that it is, but don’t spout falsehoods as truth.

    • @the-berries-and-cream-dude
      @the-berries-and-cream-dude Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@loki7701no, Danny said that he and Laura didn’t know at the time. He just bought the stroller for the video. It was weeks later that they found out.

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 Před 10 měsíci

      @@the-berries-and-cream-dude he said they found out during production, no? Could be wrong about that cause I may have misheard. I do know now that he had the idea before. The person I was responding to wasn’t even talking about if they knew or not

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard Před 11 měsíci +22

    The pre-pregnancy announcement announcement

  • @hsmorg3640
    @hsmorg3640 Před rokem +2214

    The fact this is for men with such fragile masculinity, but then Danny bounces on the stroller going, "Daddy, please, it hurts".. thats just great

    • @itzmimismd
      @itzmimismd Před rokem +7

      time stamp pls

    • @alwaysannoyedforever518
      @alwaysannoyedforever518 Před rokem +27

      Why do y'all say everything is fragile masculinity or toxic masculinity? If a girl wants something to be be pink and girly when it doesn't have to be is that fragile femininity? No it's just making something speak to you and what you like so you enjoy using it more. What is wrong with that?

    • @majinperez6993
      @majinperez6993 Před rokem +6

      what's fragile masculinity?

    • @kertelas4272
      @kertelas4272 Před rokem +303

      @@alwaysannoyedforever518 Because it doesn't advertise itself as a "cool camo stroller for people who like camo". It specifically mentions "you don't want to look like your WIFE huuuh looser? You want to look like a manly man and that's why you need camo!".

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +144

      @Majin Perez It's a phrase used for Men who are afraid to do "girly" or feminine things because it makes them think they are weak

  • @ellam464
    @ellam464 Před rokem +2251

    Danny's paternal outfit being too short is an accidental slay, we need more dad's in crop tops and low rise pants (obviously only in camo or else it would be too girly)

  • @alexiswoodberry9119
    @alexiswoodberry9119 Před 11 měsíci +37

    Now that there's a pregnancy announcement (due in october) I'm thinking maybe danny wasn't joking about that baby fever...

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Před 11 měsíci

      Or not I’m not good at math

    • @BUTTFART69
      @BUTTFART69 Před 11 měsíci +3

      It would of been January October is the tenth month making it 9 months from January

  • @tiagomesquita8835
    @tiagomesquita8835 Před 11 měsíci +32

    Really happy rewatching this vid knowing Danny is a dad

  • @peterblanchard8566
    @peterblanchard8566 Před rokem +1954

    Father of two here. My wife and I bought a stroller that has three seat options--one of which is the car seat you can take out of the car and put into the stroller. The other two being a carrier that converts from a bassinet and a toddler seat. It also has a cupholder. Paid $200 for that and it's been going strong for 3 years

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Před rokem +231

      But does it have rubber duckies on it?

    • @andrewgarfieldswife8734
      @andrewgarfieldswife8734 Před rokem +219

      If it doesn’t have camo on it you are not a true man.

    • @Edwardthe5th
      @Edwardthe5th Před rokem +92

      My second baby is on the way and I'd love to know which stroller you bought because it sounds like exactly what we need! 🙏🏾

    • @denissebarba3054
      @denissebarba3054 Před rokem +78

      Is it tactical tho?

    • @parkerfinch7216
      @parkerfinch7216 Před rokem +65

      Only one cup holder? Pathetic.

  • @spencerace7167
    @spencerace7167 Před rokem +833

    “One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they’re going” is a hysterical line

  • @nissessity7781
    @nissessity7781 Před 11 měsíci +24

    Danny's actually about to be rollin his baby over curbs now😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MsDancealot
    @MsDancealot Před 11 měsíci +33

    Man this hits different now, danny gonna be a daddy

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp Před rokem +681

    This feels exactly like the type of product an Army vet with a "rules for dating my daughter" shirt would buy

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena Před rokem +8

      Kaitlin Bennet definitely has a dad like this

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Před rokem +15

      or one of those weird guys who screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A DOBERMAN AND LET YOUR WIFE DO THINGS THAT'S NO REAL MAN THAT'S NO ALPHA! :O" on twitter would buy and show everyone.

    • @maximumdinosaur
      @maximumdinosaur Před rokem +4

      @RedStar 123 dude stop LMAO spam lying isn't going to make anyone want to watch your videos

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Před rokem

      yeah

  • @TryClyde3
    @TryClyde3 Před rokem +1867

    Imagine Danny’s son discovering his dads old videos and seeing an entire video where he spends $1000 on the stroller you grew up with

    • @leisewri
      @leisewri Před rokem +96

      and then proceeds to destroy it

    • @teep3639
      @teep3639 Před rokem +11

      Or daughter, haha

    • @OurCumrade
      @OurCumrade Před rokem

      Lmao

    • @julesq2554
      @julesq2554 Před rokem +7

      imagine it's not even the stroller he ends up using

  • @mossy__snail
    @mossy__snail Před 11 měsíci +11

    8:38 YOU DONT HAVE TO FEEL WEIRD NOW 😭

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 Před 11 měsíci +22

    Not so useless now, October baby Greg C:

  • @ck8466
    @ck8466 Před rokem +1848

    Baby chewbaka ending up in the bottom thing of the stroller is just another tactical safety precaution for situations where it has to hide from the enemy.

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Před rokem +79

      It might be a major safety hazard but hey, you gotta keep the enemy guessing. Never let them know your next move

    • @bagelbra1n
      @bagelbra1n Před rokem +5

      @@v.xien. I don't think it would happen with an actual baby, after all that doll is not shaped like a real baby so.

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Před rokem +17

      @@bagelbra1n yeah it was a joke bagel brain

    • @raisya495
      @raisya495 Před rokem +1

      @@bagelbra1n yea it's a joke ya lil weasel butt

    • @tryyoncemore383
      @tryyoncemore383 Před rokem +2

      It's a feature, not a glitch 😂

  • @jes1667
    @jes1667 Před rokem +780

    Remember guys there is nothing more badass then being a good dad

    • @AaronHendu
      @AaronHendu Před rokem +33

      And a tactical dad is a good dad. I only parent with my ar15 and full camo.

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před rokem +41

      You know what’s much manlier than a tactical stroller? A man who’s emotionally secure enough to not need one.

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Před rokem +17

      Nothing more bad ass than looking like you're in an active war zone while walking your kid

    • @camelliatea6319
      @camelliatea6319 Před rokem

      Preach

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels Před rokem

      look at my banner for lemonade!!!

  • @emmabobemmafeefifofemma
    @emmabobemmafeefifofemma Před 11 měsíci +26

    I for one support this clear tax deductible purchase. Lets get a tactical crib and a tactical changing table

  • @EvaSchneid
    @EvaSchneid Před 11 měsíci +20

    I KNEW IT, WHEN THIS VIDEO CAME OUT I REMEMBERED THAT YOU HAD SAID YOU WANTED KIDS BEFORE AND I JUST HAD THIS GUT FEELING!!!

  • @halliebug
    @halliebug Před rokem +913

    Danny throwing the instructions away was the most dad part of the video

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před rokem +42

      Hmmm maybe he really is perganante

    • @catrinacoons390
      @catrinacoons390 Před rokem +30

      @@msd7544 will stoller hurt baby top of his head?

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před rokem +9

      @@catrinacoons390 Babby will be just fine, me thinks

    • @eduardovargas1133
      @eduardovargas1133 Před rokem +4

      Tbh the stroller should just, not come with instructions. I’m sure is a liability though, so the first page of it should just be “we are disappointed in you.”

    • @Berryations
      @Berryations Před rokem

      😂😂

  • @marissadeijns111
    @marissadeijns111 Před rokem +5617

    imagine if this was danny’s way of telling us that laura is pregnant

    • @elisabetlagato1520
      @elisabetlagato1520 Před rokem +667

      That’s what I thought it was at first! I thought this was his way of telling us he’d had a kid before the video started 😂

    • @onestupidowl80
      @onestupidowl80 Před rokem +977

      Hope she has a safe gregnancy

    • @twicksterr
      @twicksterr Před rokem +138

      @@onestupidowl80 this comment was from less than a minute ago u r a genius

    • @electricelmaha4033
      @electricelmaha4033 Před rokem +77

      I genuinely thought it was too

    • @dallenhoneycutt
      @dallenhoneycutt Před rokem +53

      literally what i was just thinking lol

  • @Ok-ep3mz
    @Ok-ep3mz Před měsícem +7

    this baby gear was so good they decided they needed to put a real baby in it

  • @Random_guyontheinternet77

    I can’t believe Danny had a baby just so he could use this stroller 💀

  • @motherwreck
    @motherwreck Před rokem +838

    the comedic timing of you running past the do not enter sign and immediately falling over is amazing

  • @efnfen
    @efnfen Před rokem +1262

    the male ego is vastly more fragile than anything you could put in a stroller

  • @zekeyily
    @zekeyily Před 11 měsíci +28

    YOU JUST POSTED YOUR WIFE IS GREGNANT, IS THIS WHAT IT WAS FOR?

    • @scout_427
      @scout_427 Před 11 měsíci +8

      GREGNANT IS CRAZY

    • @lynxlainn5496
      @lynxlainn5496 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@scout_427 gregnant is a crazy ass word

  • @marianemarangao2840
    @marianemarangao2840 Před 11 měsíci +26

    what if i told you none of it was accidental?
    (danny is a mastermind)

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Před 11 měsíci +3

      Love the reference

  • @dmcneill07
    @dmcneill07 Před rokem +1853

    Honestly, the number 1 rule in being a great tactical parent is being prepared, so, getting all the best tactical parent gear BEFORE the baby is even here shows how amazing of a tactical dad Danny is going to be. So proud! 👏🏾

    • @aquaticgrass2615
      @aquaticgrass2615 Před rokem +59

      He hasn’t even conceived the thing 😭

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před rokem +110

      Now all that’s left to do is pre-register that baby in a good baby fight club. The best baby fight clubs have ridiculously long waiting lists, so you want to get on them really early.

    • @trashbaby9000
      @trashbaby9000 Před rokem +17

      Tactical daddy danny

    • @patriciaojeraransaez2893
      @patriciaojeraransaez2893 Před rokem +3

      period

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Před 11 měsíci

      @@aquaticgrass2615 well…