The Inquisition - All Powerful, All Seeing, Mostly (In)competent
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0:00 - Intro
1:21 - Private Internet Access Sponsorship
3:43 - Lore
21:17 - Philosophies
41:34 - (L)Ordos
50:07 - Conclusion
50:47 - Gaslighting Incarnate
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oh no not the rainbow dash jar, i just learned about that 2 days ago and i heard the sounds, oh gods the sounds :(
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Did you remove one of your warhammer videos I believe one is missing?
PANCREAS, MAKE A DWARF VIDEO, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🗣
I like how Pancreas’ first thought about the rack was its use in an episode of Spongebob
Mine is muppet Treasure Island.
funnily enough it's not the only rack he mentions in the video
Classic Spongebob
My GM ran a 40k tabletop game where we played the acolytes of a fairly Purtian Inquisitior. The campaign had us chasing an individual who set up multiple Chaos cults across a sector. Turns out after a long campaign we track the heretic down...only to discover it's a Radical Inquisitior that was setting up Chaos cults to study them in order to discover how similar worship of the Emperor could be weaponized to make the Emperor into a Chaos god of Order for the Empire. The final mission had us fighting his willingly demon possessed Imperial Guardsmen flunkies whose faith in the Emperor gave them temporary control of the demon's power, all trying to kill us for being the heretics in their eyes. Gotta say, the GM really nailed the feel of the Inquisition and how batshit crazy they are.
By the annals lf Aeldari, someone needs to find a publisher and put this in print 📖!
Everything is canon....
@@forgotultag1543 It would make a good fan fic.
"This is EXACTLY why humans can't be left unsupervised for a single fucking second."
-Big E (TTS)
Casually ignoring the many human empires he destroyed for not bending the knee.
getting lore opinions from joke youtubers means you have joke opinions
@@blank4227you must be fun at parties.
The sad is that’s true we are a race of unsupervised children
@@AnimatedTerror you've never been to a party so i'm not sure why you're speaking kid
i'm new to warhammer, but i love that the ordos desolatus is just one guy.
I imagine it's just this guy being like, "Shut up it's a real ordos, and you can't know what it does"
Considering how weird and independent the radicalists Inquisitors are, this genuinely is possible
Ah yes, a fellow Tenno
@@Necroxion Honestly, seeing fellow Tenno here gives me the idea of the Ordo Desolatus guy just studying the Void and the Man in the Wall, but being the only one who does this because no other Inquisitor cares about the minor but fundamental and extremelly important differences between the Void and the Warp.
Swazdolah
Early lunch for Konzu
Rap Tap Tap...
“Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live. No sacrifice is too great, and no treachery is too small.”
Inquisitor Horst
Well the Emperor didn't shy away of genocide upon humans during the Great Crusade, so yea that fits.
Yeah but Horst was considered a dick even inside the Inquisition.
@@vonkug
Wow
Even more of a dick than Kryptman than too?
I read that statement, then i Re-read that statement and thought "hey, thats fucking stupid."
@@connormcdougall2773 It's the Imperium, stupidity and superstition is their modus operandi. Remember, this is the same faction that considers rivted armor to be adequate protection for their military vehicles.
I can’t believe the inquisition would throw Squidward into the Squidward crushing machine like that.
He was a mutant
The Istvanists sound like they could strike up a really lovely arrangement with Ghazkull. Like, "let's keep fighting each other on absurd levels of maximum intensity and whoever has their god manifest in reality first wins"
"How to Become Best Friends With A Warboss."
@@MachineMan-mj4gj"101 - limited edition"
Wow!
"Go read Ciaphas Cain, the good books"
Brother they are all good
My bad on the pronunciation Chief, I said “they’re good books.”
All of the Cain books are great.
They are pretty repetitive imo. Especially if you read them one after another. They are like Clive Cussler books, overall plot is the same, just people and backgrounds change. And you know, Deus ex Jurgen melta
@@szymonkmita6802yes inquisitor, this heretic right here
@@szymonkmita6802 I actually agree to an extent, as someone who pretty much binged the books.
While I recommend and love them, I recommend you take some time or consume a book from a different series between books or at least every few books.
Otherwise, you really start noticing the formula that is used for most of the Cain books
@@szymonkmita6802 and that's why they are good, actually
PancreasNoWork : "Inquisitors are above the law"
Space Wolves : "Do you think you're in charge?"
Inquisitors are above the law in a legal sense. Space Marines are above the law in the "just try it, I dare you" sense.
Then Cawl knows he isn't above the law but actively dares any Inquisitor to try to stop him. Not even in the usual Magos was of "conveniently" have production issues during investigations. He just asserts dominance over his detractors, Inquisitors included, by t-posing in binary to intimidate them
Ready the nearest airlock, brother.
"Does that badge make you feel safe"
As it was said in the celestial Lions book and inquisitor's power is mostly illusion. People listen to them because they are an Inquisitor and have power because people listen to them. If an Inquisitor starts losing power then they're basically free game to be taken out, especially if you have one of their rival inquisitors backing you up
The Ordo Desolatus sounds like it could be a designated survivor situation. Some guy trying to make an ark just in case the imperium as an institution collapses
this made me wonder what kind of threat would the inquisition require a designated survivor. like whats a single inquisitor gonna do if a threat somehow manages to kill the inquisition. but then again time fuckery is a thing in this universe so in my head its a guy in a box in the warp sitting over the highly experimental universe reset button incase something somehow destroys realspace and honestly that sounds like something the inquisition would do "just in case"(and knowing what little I do about the warhammer fantasy universe, that might not actually be that crazy of a thing to require).
So... this video is scattered... Chaotic... even? The Inquisition would like too know your location. They already know where it is, but they want you too think you're safe.
My favorite Inquisition quote is from the first Ciaphas Cain book:
‘You get more with a kind word and an excruciator than with just a kind word.’ - Inquisitor Malden.
Also from the first book:
Cain: Bribery and threats are popular methods for getting what you want, but the Inquisition is better at both and tend to resent other people using them.
Amberley's Footnote: Entirely untrue. The Inquisition is most definitely above such petty emotions as resentment.
That's a real quote from reality
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word"
Pancreas you can't flashbang us with that teclis comment
To be fair, Twinklis can absolutely get it.
@@Thetracker69 at least we know one of them is internally screaming 'get pregnant'
I just feel unnerved to think which
Honestly Pancreas, you and Teclis would come out preggo, with twins mind you.
or that rainbow dash jar comment :|
33:15 Virgin "falling to chaos" vs Chad "falling to Gork and Mork"
Fun fact Ordo Scriptus determined that Winnie the Pooh was part of actual history, and that Eeyore was a genius philosopher, whose work and words are still quoted in the 41'th millennia.
50 minute pancreas video?! got my digital insulin for the week
He deserves more subs!
How does one become an Inquisitor?
Well, no shit, there we were...
Let's be honest "Bumblefucking" into being an Inquisitor probably is a decent chunk of their recruitment numbers.
But good AGP reference.
Finding out that a founding member of the Inquisition fell to chaos is fucking hysterical. The organization was fucked from the start lol.
It's good to see the organisation sticking to it's traditions.
Might even be two. I mean, we know literally nothing about one of the four, so there's no telling what they were up to.
@@darthplagueis13 They are the desolatus one.
As it turns out, granting an organization near limitless power and no oversight or checks & balances was a BAD idea.
That was an omen for things to come.
Fun fact, real inquisitors used less torture than local lords and use of torture was heavily regulated. It was also used in a way that might be counterintuitive for us. It was used After the main interrogation, only to confirm if there was any doubts. It was often stopped fast or not used at all, if the Inquisitor had no doubts about truthfulnes of the prisoner. Spanish Inquisition left detailed and massive archive so we know a lot about it. There was also no need for fancy tools, as good old joint ripping strapado required only a piece of rope, and some place above the head to tie it. It's a universal method, currently very popular in [REDACTED] country in it's minority camps.
They also weren't particularily prone to sentencing people to death, unless they were literal, repeat-offending, unrepentent heretics.
I read once that an analysis of church records showed only about a 2% rate of capital punishment for inquisitorial investigations.
People were indeed often found innocent and even when they were found guilty, they'd often receive only a stern talking to and a proverbial slap on the wrist, the general assumption being that the common layman lacked the kind of training to recognize and debunk heretical teachings and therefore couldn't be blamed for being deceived.
By the time of the Spanish inquisition hadn't the church started to doubt the validity of info gained from torture?
Also, despite the "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition", they would actually send letters ahead of themselves saying they're coming to investigate you.
Inquisition jails were also far gentler than secular jails. Oh, and they had better wine, too. More than a few criminals would feign blasphemy just so they'd get transferred to the Inquisition's jails from the secular ones, only to repent of their blasphemy once asked by the Inquisitor so they get off scott-free.
They did however very much interrogate and Torture children which then led them to burn down entire villages because they would just blurt out every name they know. So i guess you win some u lose some.
I like to imagine Guilliman rubbing his temples as an adviser is telling him about the Inquisition and their history. All the while, Guilliman thinking, 'Great, another thing I have to fix.'
“Better safe then sorry”
inquisitor ordering an exterminatus.
Tbf, when “sorry” includes a rogue psyker or a genestealer patriarch threatening an entire (sub)sector, I can kinda see the logic.
Wonder if an inquisitor ever used lima beans to torture someone, maybe they saw that episode of SpongeBob where he hired two dudes to torture himself for the kids and mistook it for truth.
Khorne worshipers maybe? They're most likely meat eaters so.....
So ordos are basically just what happens when you find all of the cool people you like talking to in a discord server and you make your own discord server with those people because you know it's just a matter of time before somebody gets banned for saying something offensive.
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Thought for the day. “Praise the heart too hard for weakness.”
The talk about the absolute power of Inquisitors and in fighting reminds me of an anecdote about how in a Dark Heresy game, end game the only viable threat to the PCs is another Inquisitor and their retinue.
See also the Inquisitor 54mm game, which is all about Inquisitors and their retinues getting into punch-ups with each other to establish who is right.
“Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!”
- some Inquisitor ig
Cripman when he sees Blud Angels
No one expects the Imperial Inquisition! Their chief weapons are surprise and fear, along with a fanatical devotion to the God-Emperor.
I like how the first two listed Radical factions came seconds after talking about the Ynnari, a faction whose leader could *absolutely* resurrect the Emperor without issue or even likely much difficulty.
The one problem with this is it challenges the Guilliman+Yvraine ship, and people will pry that canon from my dead hands.
And don't worry Pancreas, all of this is in fact being filed away for an upcoming Dark Heresy game.
Never ask Xenos Hybris Inquisitors what "Hybris" really stands for
Lord Guilliman, that Eldussy got an Inquisitor acting heretical...
@@MachineMan-mj4gj cease
If hybrids are possible a eldar human hybrid would only take one "injection". Likely greatly increasing birth rates
*insert Lenny face*
@@MachineMan-mj4gj😂😂😂😂
The Legion of the Damned are my favorite Space Marines. Hearing that one of them was trapped by the Inquisition means I want to see the Legion beat the Top Hat boys' ass across the galaxy.
"Nobody expects the imperial inquisition!"
"If me and teclis were in a room together, one of us would come out pregnant."
that actually worked, i was listening in on this video while multitasking and tabbed right back in to make sure i heard what i heard
The Inquisition is honestly my favorite Imperium faction. They are the most diverse with the best stories and characters and you can tell ANY kind of story of any genre with the Inquisition.
They're the most interesting faction as a result of just how whacky diverse they are in their politics and structure.
"Sooner or later, every Inquisitor crosses that line and becomes 'radical."-Pontous Glor to Inquisitor Eisenhorn
51 fucking minutes of Pancreas?? Bro this Sunday just turned amazing fuck yeah, you are legit the only CZcamsr I get excited to watch anymore bro your sense of humour is top notch
Quote from istvanist Inquisitor:
"I love the smell of promethem in the morning... Smells like victory"
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no high lord's son
We making it out of an exterminatus with this one.
Genuinely cool idea: an order of suicidal inquisitors/ones deemed heretical by the other orders who work with the warp who are sent to doomed planets overran by orcs, tyrannids, etc, and have them open portals to unleash chaos armies. Reason why this order would exist in lore: instead of wasting (non)valuable guardsmen and (actually)valuable resources trying to retake a planet, you send these guys down there, have them open a few portals, and have all the enemies of the imperium duke it out with each other, weakening the hold on the planet. Once the fighting is done and the enemy is undoubtably weakened and tired, send the armies of terra to wipe out whoever is left and successfully reclaim the planet in the name of the god emperor. After all, if you’re gonna be a heretic slated to die might as well die helping the emperium right?
“Even in -death- heresy, I still serve!”
Sounds like the inquisitor that caused the ork vs tyranid war.
The orks got big, and the tyranids adapted off the orc biomass and became orkynids.
Anyway the tyranids got bored of the orks and decided to eat somewhere else.
That is the worst idea chaos incursions are hardest to remove from a planet not because they are hard to kill but because they can corrupt the soul of places and things which is much harder to fix then even tyranid infestation after all tyranids cant turn rocks into recruiting tools. Even worse if chaos gets a skilled/crazy enough sorcerer they can make a planet a demon world and immune to orbital bonbardmant
that sounds great until you realize Orks get stronger from constant fighting and that nids straight up block the warp
If I had to wager a guess to what the ordo thanatos do, I would say investigating the causes of death either as individual autopsies or larger societal trends. For the secret police faction there certainly is a forensic pathology department and it is interesting to know if people die by little green spots that giggle at you.
in the first edition of Warhammer 40k rouge trader their an inquisitor named Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau and now I wonder what a inquisitor columbo be like
When I think of a radical inquisitor I think of an inquisitor on a skateboard and when I think of a radical puritan I think of one riding a skateboard. Thanks for helping me picture it in my mind.
50:57 I’ll match that bet by saying istvanism was started by either a Khornite Inquisitor or an ork in a fancy hat
*Great Rift cut the Galaxy in half*
Meanwhile in the Throne Room: “I think I just crapped out 5 warp rifts during that presentation.”
-Big E after learning about the Inquisition
P.S. When I first learned if the Great Rift, I honestly thought that and the Cadia falling where what created the Great Rift.
5:58 “The only ones that can’t order around are the Custodies” Not for a lack of trying
the inquisition: 2nd only to the guard in "why humanity isn't dead yet"
36:41 makes me imagine Pixy from Ace Combat Zero as an inquisitor. I love that mental image.
"Yo, buddy still alive?"
About the add...
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My favourite ordo of the Inquisition was an obscure branch of essentially holistic detectives. Who ignored any idea of conventional investigations and just did what they thought the universe wanted. Despite the ordo being practically irrelevant and seen as a waste of resources, they somehow have one of the highest success rates.
I'm once again asking for the flesh eater courts
Context: the word ‘puritan’ in the real world never meant conservative or even orthodox (with respect to Protestantism). not saying that pancreas stated this or implied it, just pointing out a somewhat common source of confusion.
The puritans, loosely, were the protestants of England who felt the Anglican Church wasn’t _radical ENOUGH_ in its reform. Indeed to this day Anglicanism is characterized as a reformation movement closer to Catholicism than Protestantism.
We can thank the puritans for the eager early settlement of the Americas because their persecution and tension with the Church of England made the prospect of a new settlement where they could practice in peace very appealing.
For better or worse, the character of Christianity in the western settlements like the Boer republics and Australia was primarily shaped by the Protestant majority which sought these posts.
The last section of a pancreas video is like spinning the mystery box in COD zombies. Are you going to be given a funny joke, interesting lore implications, valid question about something, or just plain degeneracy. Fyi I think the degeneracy is the equivalent of getting the teddy bear cause I know pancreas is laughing at us for not expecting to get one every so often.
I remember a Xenos Inquisitor in the Deathwatch book who let his female agent get captured the Genestealer cult on the planet and had her get impregnated so she would give birth to a Genestealer for him in order to see if the Imperium could control the Hive Mind. But hey, we got Kill Team Talon out of it.
Congratulations, Pancreas! I wish you and Teclis all the best!
32:50 the automatic subtitles say coral but it’s meant to be q’orl. Hope this helps anyone else trying to find out more
Balls.
Balling
bollocks
I cast TESTICULAR TORSION
Testicles, if you feel so inclined.
@@indifferenthomosapien7673I counterspell and cast Mend Buttcrack.
the latest Eisenhorn book, the one from a few years ago, Magos, touches on how inquistors intentionally recruit incompetent/chaos touched people into the inquisition because the older inquistors who take on apprentices are often the ones who have started to 'push the boundaries' and either want more people who think like them in the ordo, or want stupid people in the ordo because they plan to go rogue. It then becomes a sort of self fulfilling prophecy.
I recognised your voice in the last Tech & Mek!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I don’t know about the Spanish Inquisition specifically, but I can definitely think of some very real torture devices that were in vogue around that time. The “Heretics Pear” comes to mind, (use your imagination)
I literally got my hands on a dark heresy book then i get a notification that you uploaded this video
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If we’re getting technical, Naruto’s best equivalent is the Ghal Vorbak, a daemonhost whose more in symbiosis with the thing possessing him rather than the daemon just puppeteering a meat suit
50 MINUTES OF PANCREAS?????
I just want you to know that my uncle, a Warhammer Fantasy enjoyer, walked in on me asking what food we should have for dinner on at the exact segment where you mentioned that "If Teclis was locked in a room with me" part.
Needless to say we're going to an all-you-can-eat buffet tonight so thank you Mr. Pancreas.
I love the description of those two rascally necrons relationship
Holy Moly, I'm glad you are making longer vids. I love it
50 min lore dump from pancreas i gotta lock in
I enjoy your videos very much, they are so chill and they are also written pretty goodly. :)
Don’t forget that some Inquisitors have a certain fascination with the forms of Genestealers and how their Callidus Assassins can take on said form.
Gussy.
At least now we know how half elves were born.
My personal Ordo Is the "Ordo Ordinatus" which specializes in finding and securing the most destructive weapons for the imperium and test them out. Simply finding the biggest guns and see what they do. Maybe there a sub ordo of the Ordo Excorom.
Whats this? A damn near hour long video discussing lore of an interest i have? Well thats right up my alley there chief :)
This was amazing, I loved hearing you talk about lore for almost an hour. thank you.
Awesome vid mate, and well done putting that insane amount of info into this one vid, loved it!
This was worth watching for the small spoiler and glimmer of hope that Kyril managed to survive the heresy
I do enjoy how unabashedly thirsty pancreas is. Might make Vakir a little suspicious though--there's such a thing as being *too* eager to please!
Too late, Pancreas
I'm already inside your walls
Excelent. My 2nd favorite way to listen to 40k Lore. And almost a full hour of it too!
Thank you for all the work you put into this video and getting it posted up, it’s great and I really enjoyed this one.
So I learned about got interested in 40k mostly for the novels, my favorites were always the ones like the Eisenhorn series, the Ravenor series, and the Calpurnia series. I loved the stories that focused on life in the Imperium and investigating threats and crimes within it. After all you can only read so many books about giant epic battles before they all start blurring together. And I went nuts for the Dark Heresy game books.
So yeah when I finally started looking into 40k tabletop I wanted to form a Inquisition Army only to find out exactly how hard it was to get models for them and they hadn’t printed a new codex for them in like two or three editions. It played a big part in me bouncing off the hobby hard, although there were other reasons. I ended up getting way more into Battletech in the end.
Now though with the return of the Old World, whose lore I love, and with some of the Inquisition related armies getting some love along with just having more time and money. I’m genuinely thinking of forming an Inquisition Kill Team and maybe going from there. We’ll have to see! It would be awesome to play my Oc Inquisitor from Dark Heresy on the table.
This video just got me even more fired up for that! So thanks again!
One of the best video I’ve watch on here, ngl
"Just two sticks and a rock you have to share" OO-RAH!! 😂
Thanks for new vid, Colin
A near hour long video is a god damn treat, more long content is appreciated
6:02 “I’M THE DUDE, PLAYIN’ THE DUDE, DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE!”
Love the long format, so much law I didn't know and that's rare for me
Headcanon that Istvaanists all instinctively quote Senator Armstrong from time to time
What a great video. Too bad pancreas was never seen or heard from again shortly after posting.
".. going into the rainbow-dash jar"
oO
Oo
*stares into the void* ... the memories ... the horrible, horrible memories.
33:13 I am now imagining a Sentor Armstrong inquisitor. It is the best image my mind has ever created.
I thank you for the wealth of information. I was wondering how to set up my own real life Inquisition, and thanks to you, I know exactly how to do that
I love hearing the mainline lore channels having to bring up The War of the Beast, because I love that series
Another Ordo is the Ordo Cyclopes, this Ordo’s mission is to research and combat Magnus the Red and the 1000 sons. They had the original copy of the Book of Magnus for a time, until it was stolen by Ahriman.
*Blank stare*
"Yes, Inquisitor sir. That's the man, the one who got pregnant from a pointy eared book nerd magician so physically frail you have to be careful not to sneeze towards him."
Great work!
just to be clear. a VPN DOES ABSOLUTELY NOT secure you from hackers when you are connected to a public wi-fi station. (firewalls and other defences do BUT NOT A VPN)
Dang I really didn’t expect this videos length
Holy Crap he mentioned Dark Heresy!!!! I have been summoned!!! Time to start another disastrous campaign!!!
Fyodor Karamazov is only known for the TTS interpretation
To be fair, the devices they actually did use were still pretty horrific.
Oh yeah, almost one hour, this is the content I come here for.
I want a sitcom of a ordo originatus and ordo redactus inquisitor chasing after the same historical document and constantly trying to block and outmaneuver the each other. and it turns out the historical document was just the list of snacks for one of the first inquisition meetings or something like that.