Planet of the Apes 2001: A Failed Odyssey

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
  • Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch. Yeah I know apes aren't monkeys but monkey is funny.
    Tim Burton tried to reimagine a classic film. For the first time. It did not go well. It never goes well.
    Twitter: x.com/HubPointless
    Chapters:
    Intro: 00:00
    Tim Burton: 01:26
    Summary (I'm Sorry): 02:50
    Positives: 10:01
    The Apes: 11:14
    The Humans: 17:09
    The Twist: 21:20
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 3,3K

  • @graham7784
    @graham7784 Před 23 dny +8041

    If Cody doesn’t make the Kong: Skull Island video next, I am going to go bananas.

    • @RSG_TheMonster
      @RSG_TheMonster Před 23 dny +216

      Honestly, I don't think there is much to say about Skull Island. It was just one of two movies from 2017 that was 'Apocalypse Now with Monkeys'

    • @murgeous
      @murgeous Před 23 dny +225

      He’ll cover the 2005 version first watch💀

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Před 23 dny +73

      You'll all go apeshit.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 23 dny +65

      Yo that movie ruled.

    • @somehoodedguy
      @somehoodedguy Před 23 dny +48

      ​@@RSG_TheMonster exactly shit was cool asf

  • @jeffbo8748
    @jeffbo8748 Před 23 dny +3079

    Ape Lincoln is an absolutely batshit twist that’s so stupid and nonsensical I love it.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 23 dny

      Absolute Ape Shit.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Před 23 dny +314

      I wonder if that implies there was ape against ape racism in the far past, like gorillas vs orangutans🤣

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber Před 23 dny +30

      Yeah it was crazy

    • @rgw7345
      @rgw7345 Před 23 dny +98

      When I first saw it, I assumed the planet they had landed on orginally had actually been earth in the ancient past. It doesn't make much sense either way, but having the general monkey become Lincoln is just nonsensical.

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian Před 23 dny +18

      I think it actually made me laugh when I first watched this.

  • @robertlauncher
    @robertlauncher Před 20 dny +208

    Also the book had a framing device where the characters reading the Astronaut’s journal turned out to be apes, and the story ended with them dismissing the whole tale because they couldn’t fathom the idea of an intelligent human. I like that twist

  • @CalvinLee606
    @CalvinLee606 Před 22 dny +135

    23:45 “Mark Whalberg will return”
    Why is that the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever seen in a movie?

    • @austindaberkow8944
      @austindaberkow8944 Před 11 dny +11

      “Mark Whalberg, in fact, did not return.”

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws Před 5 dny +4

      Wait, is that actually part of the movie? I thought it was made up for this video.

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 Před 23 dny +3761

    A fun fact about Rise of the Planet of the Apes and why it works so well: It was originally not supposed to be a franchise movie. It was just meant to be an unrelated standalone story about the perils of genetic engineering and keeping exotic animals as pets, but after the first draft of the script was finished, the writer realized “Hey wait, this could actually work as a prequel for Planet of the Apes” and then pitched that idea to Fox.

    • @chrisbrasel8060
      @chrisbrasel8060 Před 23 dny +648

      And they made the greatest film trilogy in recent times in the process too. It pay a homage to the original series while doing it's own thing living up to the series deeper meaning.

    • @DmytroBogdan
      @DmytroBogdan Před 23 dny +267

      A rare case when it would be a shame if they didn't make a trilogy out of that one

    • @fladagreat
      @fladagreat Před 23 dny +173

      Who would have guessed... Good ideas stand on their own.
      Movies made into sequels/series because it makes sense to do so almost always do better than movies made into sequels because of financial reasons.

    • @fladagreat
      @fladagreat Před 23 dny +46

      ​​@@chrisbrasel8060"greatest film trilogy" is a bit of a stretch since LOTR was released. It is one of the greatest, but idk if it's really up for #1.
      Edit: you also have the original star wars trilogy, the godfather trilogy and other gems like the Austin powers or Cornetto trilogy as well. The original apes trilogy, as good as it is, is still a product of its time imo.

    • @MacDaddy23
      @MacDaddy23 Před 23 dny +56

      @@fladagreatit’s easily the best trilogy of the last 20 years

  • @MrTragedious986
    @MrTragedious986 Před 23 dny +4180

    Marky Mark’s Planet of the Apes movie felt like a fever dream.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Před 23 dny +33

      So... it never actually happened?

    • @nickthebabba7767
      @nickthebabba7767 Před 23 dny +78

      First he meets monkeys in 2001
      Then he wields Excalibur in 2017

    • @silaswillis909
      @silaswillis909 Před 23 dny +1

      Marky mark and the funkey monkey bunch

    • @MateoGimenez-gz5qi
      @MateoGimenez-gz5qi Před 23 dny +13

      That's because it is one, this whole thing it's just an alucination

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 Před 23 dny +23

      ape lincoln was the best part of the movie

  • @augustoch.7341
    @augustoch.7341 Před 22 dny +538

    It's unreal how good the makeup, sets and practical effects are in the 2001 movie.

    • @noobbotgaming2173
      @noobbotgaming2173 Před 22 dny +19

      It's unreal how you missed a whole section of this video with the limits of practical effects. The designs look too human. I never liked how the apes look. Secondly prosthetics limit the actors' expressions. War has photorealistic apes and you see more of the actor's expressions.

    • @augustoch.7341
      @augustoch.7341 Před 22 dny +67

      They still look good though. Good luck doing photorealistic CGI apes in 2001.

    • @rameyvision
      @rameyvision Před 21 dnem +24

      I was lucky to play a human in the 2001 POTA and all the apes costumes while filming in person looked great.

    • @kw9849
      @kw9849 Před 20 dny +21

      ​@@noobbotgaming2173The look good, but they don't look _right._ The work is still impressive though.

    • @noobbotgaming2173
      @noobbotgaming2173 Před 20 dny

      @@augustoch.7341 That's just bad timing for an Apes movie to release just before 9/11. With how good Gollum looked later that year the executives and producers should have waited. But of course they wanted money now.

  • @user-lc5of7jh5g
    @user-lc5of7jh5g Před 14 dny +42

    1:19 the very breath marky takes before saying "I'm an inventor" triggered a winter soldier ptsd response deep inside of me

  • @wArRgArBl117
    @wArRgArBl117 Před 23 dny +1074

    I remember my dad renting this movie from blockbuster for movie night, and when Marky Mark kissed that monkey on the lips he just starting laughing uncontrollably and left the room. It's burned into my head forever and it's the only thing I know about this movie.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 Před 23 dny +184

      That rules, just laughing wordlessly and leaving the room is peak dad-energy

    • @Godfrey_first_tarnished
      @Godfrey_first_tarnished Před 21 dnem +6

      🤣🤣🤣 I didn't even see that part...marky mark 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBluntkin
      @TheBluntkin Před 21 dnem +11

      Truly a common dad W

    • @ecurb_2558
      @ecurb_2558 Před 19 dny +5

      That’s awesome lmao 🤣

    • @soulknight5330
      @soulknight5330 Před 8 dny +1

      That is an amazing memory to have

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 23 dny +1744

    Fun fact: the only time Paul Giamatti ever had an action figure was for this movie, and the fact that’s we haven’t gotten any more for the past decades is a true tragedy.

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician Před 23 dny +102

      For real? There's no action figure for TASM2 Rhino or something?

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 23 dny +51

      He didn't even get a Drek action figure for Ratchet and Clank! Where's the logic there?!

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Před 23 dny +30

      I'm halfway surprised no one's done some sort of limited-edition figures for Shoot 'Em Up. Who wouldn't want a fully articulated 12" Clive Owen figure with carrot-chop action? And, of course, a Paul Giamatti to hunt him down.

    • @erkripscorn
      @erkripscorn Před 23 dny +25

      Rhino has action figures from that movie. There was also a lego mini figure and sets for Rhino.

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse Před 23 dny +21

      I demand a Paul Giamatti John Adams action figure.

  • @ActiveSufi
    @ActiveSufi Před 23 dny +108

    4:22 bro snuck in Halo 3 like we wouldn’t notice

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish Před 16 dny +2

      I only caught the Halo 1, that's good.

  • @sunni.potatoes5959
    @sunni.potatoes5959 Před 21 dnem +28

    It's funny that he say the only thing anyone remembers about this movie is the ending, because I had no idea I watched this movie until he reached the end of the recap. Seeing Ape Lincoln was like some sort of key that unlocked my hidden memories of this movie.

  • @Ghost-up8ed
    @Ghost-up8ed Před 23 dny +711

    Apraham Lincoln reveal at end had me floored.

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 Před 23 dny +78

      best reveal ever we were just missing gorange uwashtun

    • @rutgaurxi7314
      @rutgaurxi7314 Před 23 dny +36

      It's a twist to rival anything shamalon has done.

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 Před 23 dny +11

      Had me on the floor laughing.

    • @chrisbrasel8060
      @chrisbrasel8060 Před 23 dny +20

      I still don't know what that ending means after watching the movie again how and why? Also very funny writers.

    • @JohnWall-lj1mx
      @JohnWall-lj1mx Před 23 dny +14

      Probably the reason burton is so embarrassed of this movie

  • @MouseChili
    @MouseChili Před 23 dny +307

    My favorite fun fact of this movie is that Paul Giamati says this was his favorite role cause he got to play an orangutan
    "It was one of the funnest things I've ever done. I was covered head to toe, shoulders in a fat suit, and my feet, and my agents were like, 'Don't you think you should play a human, so they can see your face?' And I was like, 'If you tell them I want to play a human in this, I will kill you all. I want to play an ape!'" "

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 Před 20 dny +27

      Just looked it up to confirm whether it was true, that's so funny

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 20 dny +17

      John Adams could never

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před 20 dny +14

      all power to him

    • @octodaddy877
      @octodaddy877 Před 16 dny +17

      You know what? He did look like he was enjoying himself in this movie. I can't fault him for that.

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws Před 5 dny

      Giamatti is an international treasure.

  • @PNWGUERRILLA
    @PNWGUERRILLA Před 22 dny +62

    This is one of those channels that I don’t have to even know what the topic is about, and I am along for the ride no matter what.

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian Před 4 dny +1

      It's whatever he feels like ranting about, and I'm also here for it.

  • @LauraT.Luster
    @LauraT.Luster Před 21 dnem +197

    I really do love all the critical thought you put into these reviews and how you try to make a balance of acknowledging what’s good and bad about a movie, it’s very refreshing.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 13 dny +1

      It is

    • @Slavolko
      @Slavolko Před 7 dny +1

      Bot.

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian Před 4 dny

      This is like a very polished version of those youtube channels that were basically dudes riffing jokes at old movies while reviewing them. Except many of them were nostalgia critic clones to start with.

    • @Slavolko
      @Slavolko Před 4 dny

      @@Thobeian You're responding to a bot.

  • @OptimusMaximusNero
    @OptimusMaximusNero Před 23 dny +1554

    Mark Whalberg watching the statue of Ape Lincoln: "Sure this wouldn't have happened if I stopped 9/11!!!"

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt Před 23 dny +93

      He's been trying to make up for that ever since with his ultrapatriot phase

    • @stainless_steel_saint
      @stainless_steel_saint Před 23 dny +85

      "If I was slightly faster in my pod with my spacegun...there would have been a lot of blood in that monkey's helmet"

    • @BetaBreaking
      @BetaBreaking Před 23 dny +45

      ​@@harbingerofsaltI swear to GOD. Marky Mark is the most insufferable actor I've ever had the displeasure of listening to in interviews. Is he intentionally being dense or obtuse?

    • @gamerfan5381
      @gamerfan5381 Před 23 dny +25

      @@BetaBreakingprobably just a New England thing

    • @ch3burashka
      @ch3burashka Před 23 dny +24

      if he had been on the space station things wouldn't have gone down like they did

  • @angreydoggo4357
    @angreydoggo4357 Před 23 dny +638

    That "Kill humans. Round house kick humans into the concrete" bit made me wheeze

  • @4NerdsNetwork
    @4NerdsNetwork Před 16 dny +23

    I think you hit a very important point. In Burtons version, the place that humans have in their society is incredibly inconsistent. So they're animals, but they're also servants. Making them be able to speak and basically just be normal humans was an awful decision.

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 Před 9 dny +2

      My guy slavery of sentient humans we thought of as lesser happened in real life not that long ago

    • @halpreme8505
      @halpreme8505 Před 3 dny +3

      ​@wingedfish1175 seriously it's a point no one's talking bout they (whites in america) thought black people as literal animals or subhuman and at were "servants"(slaves) and at times were either graped or had some sort of procreational relationship. It's quite literally the same relationship for humans and apes in this movie.

  • @Eldritch-1
    @Eldritch-1 Před 19 dny +22

    Saw this in it's first run, left the theatre confused, and questioning why I used up that time I'll never get back.

  • @zanethezaniest274
    @zanethezaniest274 Před 23 dny +1325

    The ‘I’m an inventor’ clip only being used for a split second was the biggest twist of this channel.

    • @chrisbrasel8060
      @chrisbrasel8060 Před 23 dny +97

      You could say it's his catchprashe.

    • @CrazyEight-art
      @CrazyEight-art Před 23 dny +80

      It felt like a jumpscare.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat Před 23 dny +29

      "Doesn't anyone care about the bees--I mean, chimps?"

    • @volt42re
      @volt42re Před 23 dny +37

      That has absolutely been slaying me for like five fucking minutes, I processed what was going to happen amidst the silence just seconds before it happened and I have never been so caught off guard by something I knew was going to happen.

    • @joelsteve94
      @joelsteve94 Před 23 dny +12

      It got me laughing pretty hard

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Před 23 dny +726

    I'd like to think that the Tim Burton remake and the Bayformer films exist in the same universe, because the idea of Megatron blowing up the Ape Lincoln statue sounds way too funny.

    • @sonicdbzfan94
      @sonicdbzfan94 Před 23 dny +126

      Gee, thanks for implanting the image of ape Shia LeBeouf yelling, "OPTIMUS!!!" into my head.

    • @volt42re
      @volt42re Před 23 dny +56

      ⁠​⁠@@sonicdbzfan94Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf as an ape is weirdly perfect.

    • @vaovao1665
      @vaovao1665 Před 21 dnem +4

      So does that mean Rise of the Beasts is the midway point between both franchises?

    • @kingjohan1335
      @kingjohan1335 Před 21 dnem +4

      Apetimus Prime

    • @doctorenvy9650
      @doctorenvy9650 Před 21 dnem +4

      @@kingjohan1335 that's just Optimus Primal

  • @theramblinmahoney2316
    @theramblinmahoney2316 Před 21 dnem +16

    I loved this movie as a child and will never be ashamed of it.
    Even as a kid though I didn’t understand how Marky Marks gun worked.

  • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
    @SuperSaiyanGuyver Před 19 dny +8

    @22:00 Waited for this. I had read the book in college before this movie came out (yes I am an ancient lich) and LOVED what Burton did.
    For anyone who DOESN'T know, Rod Serling of The Twilight Zone proposed the ending to the 1968 film, and its to his credit its the one we all remember. Its so good its timeless.

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 Před 23 dny +1179

    Tim Burton being an awesome director prioritizing practical effect and fidelity to the original books is the most insane plot twist of all.

    • @HearingWall7238
      @HearingWall7238 Před 23 dny

      He doesnt like black people

    • @tournesol99
      @tournesol99 Před 23 dny +76

      He did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory after all.

    • @Kokorocodon
      @Kokorocodon Před 23 dny +75

      @@tournesol99 And honestly? Id watch charlie and the goofy factory any day over the original one

    • @amusingmoose9924
      @amusingmoose9924 Před 23 dny +17

      @BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8 Bless this Monke movie

    • @RabbitShirak
      @RabbitShirak Před 23 dny

      @BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8Praise Semos, you heretic!

  • @xenoraptor4714
    @xenoraptor4714 Před 23 dny +621

    One thing the current ape series did, specifically the Rise of the Planet of the Apes, was that after defeating the main villan, it wasn't just all happy ending. The damage was done, and Koba has started the war.

  • @nudicegaming6813
    @nudicegaming6813 Před 22 dny +14

    "when was the last time you watched this monkey movie?"
    In theaters, a second-run theater, during a weekend long D&D game. Yes, I'm old.

  • @ACertainReviewer
    @ACertainReviewer Před 19 dny +11

    the sequel tease looked more fun and interesting than the actual movie.

  • @valthenvega2434
    @valthenvega2434 Před 23 dny +699

    The craziest plot twist overall of this movie is that Mark had an almost-ridiculously stunning survivor woman interested in him and she somehow found herself dragged into a love triangle with an ape.
    Like, HOW CAN YOU BE A 12/10, and the human hero prefers to kiss a speaking primate??

    • @moredumbtoit5325
      @moredumbtoit5325 Před 20 dny +69

      Helena Bonham Carter in any form beats every human woman to ever exist

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 Před 20 dny

      ​@@moredumbtoit5325not proud of it but that lady is the only reason I like this movie and I hate apes and chimps being anthropomorphic it's really weird so it's my one pass.

    • @leonardorojas7354
      @leonardorojas7354 Před 19 dny

      well humans are primates

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 Před 18 dny +22

      @@moredumbtoit5325 You have very poor taste

    • @ch3burashka
      @ch3burashka Před 18 dny +9

      grass is always greener

  • @Ragnarok_1218
    @Ragnarok_1218 Před 23 dny +1163

    The new Planet of the Apes trilogy is one of the best movie franchises in recent memory for me. Andy Serkis kills it as Caesar. I dont remember much of this version of Planet of The Apes, but i really liked the practical effects

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Před 23 dny +89

      "Apes strong together..with or without me"
      RIP Caesar

    • @annihilation777
      @annihilation777 Před 23 dny +12

      I feel like this movie got memory holed. I didn't even know it was a burton film when it came out

    • @GDKF0238
      @GDKF0238 Před 23 dny +4

      Nah

    • @marywinchester1322
      @marywinchester1322 Před 23 dny +23

      Facts! That whole trilogy was actually great and made sense as to how humanity could fail. I get how some people can't get behind prequels. But if done right, it can be worth it.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 23 dny +4

      Eh, I don't like how different species of apes are somehow all affected by the virus in the same way except for Humans. Like honestly, I know this is a movie, but do they honestly don't know that a gorilla and a chimpanzee are not the same?

  • @ToastedCrumpy
    @ToastedCrumpy Před 23 dny +14

    I’m glad you brought back Marky Mark, now with his Monkey Bunch

  • @geokou7645
    @geokou7645 Před 20 dny +28

    I like how Cody talks about the human-ape power dynamic in the film like someone who’s just heard of racist slavery for the first time

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 12 dny

      He still made a good point about how things even ended up that way tho

    • @geokou7645
      @geokou7645 Před 12 dny +2

      @@lesigh3410 true. It doesn’t even seem like the ape technology is that evolved

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 23 dny +1036

    “Hey, Tim, what did you have planned for-“
    Tim: “I want to theme it like the antebellum American South!”
    “Uh…”
    Tim: “And I want a romance between a human and a monkey!”
    “Um, Tim-“
    Tim: “Bring me the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit!”
    “Alright, who laced his breakfast cereal this time?”

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 23 dny +97

      He just has the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit on standby

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 23 dny +47

      Tim: "I did it myself!"

    • @thesnowmiser6728
      @thesnowmiser6728 Před 23 dny +11

      Holy shit the bot accounts are quoting this comment

    • @citavalo
      @citavalo Před 23 dny +6

      This comment perfectly summarizes the movie’s creation.

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc Před 23 dny +7

      “Uh, he did sir.”
      (Pause) “WHY?!”

  • @FriendlyPhilcoDealer
    @FriendlyPhilcoDealer Před 23 dny +1022

    Ironically, the twist of the movie felt more like a Burton film than the rest of the film: Wahlberg landing in the middle of DC just to find Ape Lincoln scowling down at him, then police apes in normal police uniforms pull up in Crown Victorias to haul him off as apes dressed like journalists snap photos.
    Forget sequel bait, this is just what the whole movie should’ve been: a Mars Attacks-style spoof of Planet of the Apes - that would’ve been a much better-remembered film.

    • @FroggieDan13
      @FroggieDan13 Před 22 dny +51

      I will sell my left kidney to make this happen. God that's a timeline I wanna be in.

    • @sparquisdesade
      @sparquisdesade Před 22 dny

      He then escapes their long orangutan arm of the law by telling them he identified as an ape, He then burnt their civilization down by introducing them to Ape tiktoc. It was brutal. Civilization was reduced to a banana shaped creator within 3 decades

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 Před 22 dny +12

      That would’ve been awesome!

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg Před 21 dnem +16

      And it's the horrible twist of the book! To think Burton somehow fumbled the bag SO bad that he made one of the worst twists in science fiction books look cool as fuck.

    • @sparquisdesade
      @sparquisdesade Před 21 dnem

      @@Gustoberg And it could have all been easily avoided by swapping the explanation for "huur monke world not eurf" to black hole leads to alt reality, alt reality's history is somehow same except a different more violent caveman subspecies won the evoloution war

  • @berndsauerstein1946
    @berndsauerstein1946 Před 22 dny +9

    I like your plot recaps. Almost always you manage to accurately depict the story of a given movie while still putting a unique spin to it :D

  • @mattbaltimore7195
    @mattbaltimore7195 Před 22 dny +11

    I like that Marky Mark becomes a staple to this channel......... I hope you use that scene where he's singing "The Touch" from the film Boogie nights as a jumpscare........ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Před 22 dny +1

      There's footage of Marky Mark singing The Touch? Why the hell wouldn't he gave used that during one of the Transformers reviews?
      Or was this a different song titled The Touch?

  • @unoriginalname2016
    @unoriginalname2016 Před 23 dny +412

    I've never seen this movie and the concept of a chimp screeching in fear as it tumbles into a space vortex is so funny to me

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 12 dny +11

      It's such a hilarious scene

  • @History_Coffee
    @History_Coffee Před 23 dny +579

    I saw this in the theater, it was a comedy, constant laughter throughout, and I actually remember it fondly for that.

    • @chrisbrasel8060
      @chrisbrasel8060 Před 23 dny +31

      It's a funny disaster if you think about it a film that tried to be good but ended up failing at almost everything expect Tim Roth and the ape make up are great.

    • @wingedhussar1453
      @wingedhussar1453 Před 23 dny

      I enjoyed it​@@chrisbrasel8060

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv Před 23 dny +2

      😂

  • @nathanieldiaz5254
    @nathanieldiaz5254 Před 19 dny +4

    I don't know what it is about your videos that makes them so rewatchable.

  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline Před 19 dny +5

    Thade escaping and going back in time to wipe out humans and make apes rule Earth almost purely out of spite for Mark is Reverse-Flash and AM levels of hating

  • @drag0nerd
    @drag0nerd Před 23 dny +408

    1:19 The fraction-second clip of Transformers tells me everything I need to know about the movie already

    • @aCreativeNamee
      @aCreativeNamee Před 23 dny +13

      Yeah, pretty much.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 23 dny +41

      Mark isn't a BAD actor by any stretch of the imagination.
      But he plays one of two characters: Max Payne, and this. Cade Yaeger is just Leo Davidson in a different time and place.

    • @afrozen10-02
      @afrozen10-02 Před 23 dny +19

      I saw the clip and all I could think was “I’m an inventor!”

    • @minilla2934
      @minilla2934 Před 23 dny +15

      IM AN INVENTOR

    • @codyschwarz5155
      @codyschwarz5155 Před 23 dny +1

      @@afrozen10-02I came here to say this

  • @aidangordon2713
    @aidangordon2713 Před 23 dny +311

    "Scrap this film and start over, YOU DAMN DIRTY HUMANS!"
    -Caesar, probably.

  • @305Independent
    @305Independent Před 16 dny +3

    I legitimately think this is my favorite CZcams channel. Your reviews are so funny I'm watching them for movies I haven't even seen.

  • @stewpidasohl
    @stewpidasohl Před 18 dny +5

    This is a great analysis and I’m so glad to have discovered your channel I will absolutely be binging all of the movies you discuss

  • @demareatunes
    @demareatunes Před 23 dny +180

    Cannot overstate how bad the streets need a Planet of the Apes review series

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 Před 23 dny +182

    Technically, the twist in the finale does fit with the sci-fi time portal as presented in the movie. The later you go through the portal on your own side, the earlier you come out on the other side. In the beginning of the film, first the one chimp goes through, then Marky Mark, then the main ship. On the other side, first comes the main ship, then Marky Mark, then the one chimp. So when Marky Mark goes through, and then later Thade goes through (after somehow escaping), on our side it would be Thade who comes through first and then Marky Mark.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Před 23 dny +56

      You have successfully figured that unexplained detail out

    • @evananderson1455
      @evananderson1455 Před 23 dny +32

      Why does it feel like more thought was put into this single aspect of the movie than every single other aspect combined?

    • @sensaiuriah5440
      @sensaiuriah5440 Před 20 dny +2

      ​@@evananderson1455because that's how the whole movie comes about in the first place 😂. I'm on shrooms and ts just blew my mind cause I could never explain or put the thoughts together to form that .

  • @SorasShadow1
    @SorasShadow1 Před 22 dny +3

    this unlocked a memory of seeing bits and pieces of this movie as a kid and i specifically remember the flirty lady ape and being really freaked out by the effects, so thanks for that

  • @joey_rabone
    @joey_rabone Před 23 dny +8

    That Robot Chicken edit at 17:01 had me DYING!!!

  • @JerkyMurky
    @JerkyMurky Před 23 dny +173

    Fun fact: at the end of the movie one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a star ship troopers helmet painted black. From what i understand about it its a combination of factors. A: star ships made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenver the studio needs cheap sci fi armor. And b: with the prosthetics they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head and that was the only thing the prop department had.
    Juat a fun little side fact i think. Its always fun to see star ship troppers gear in random late 90s early to mid 2000s science fiction shows and movies.

    • @kneesocks15
      @kneesocks15 Před 23 dny +18

      That is in fact , a fun fact

    • @snimon5824
      @snimon5824 Před 23 dny +14

      That one time where entire Starship Troopers straight up appear in a live action Gundam movie (yes it exists and yes it's a fever dream)

    • @nbewarwe
      @nbewarwe Před 23 dny +6

      I just imagine that Starship troopers is the Yugoslavia of the prop industry, where every movie will have a prop that can be traced back to that one film.

    • @TheGrammarPolice7
      @TheGrammarPolice7 Před 23 dny

      11 apostrophes, 7 commas and 2 hyphens missing, among other silly mistakes. Please do better.
      Fun fact: At the end of the movie, one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a Star Ship troopers' helmet painted black. From what I understand about it, it's a combination of factors: (a) Star Ship's made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenever the studio needs cheap sci-fi armor; and (b), with the prosthetics, they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head, and that was the only thing the prop department had.
      Juat a fun little side fact, I think. It's always fun to see Star Ship troopers' gear in random late-90's, early-to-mid-2000's science-fiction shows and movies.

    • @snimon5824
      @snimon5824 Před 23 dny +7

      @@TheGrammarPolice7 Damn, are you real or a bot?

  • @ECKohns
    @ECKohns Před 23 dny +170

    It’s weird to think that Tim Burton directed this. Because it doesn’t feel like a Tim Burton movie.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 Před 23 dny +4

      I don’t know, if you squint hard enough you can KINDA see it in some aspects.

    • @duncanwade1026
      @duncanwade1026 Před 23 dny +9

      Same. Sometimes, it feels similar to his style, like in set design of the ape village and the performances of the ape actors, but not much else. The spaceships look similar to the Star Wars prequels, and the big exterior shots towards the end look like LOTR (the first film released 5 months after this film).

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Před 23 dny +8

      Whenever he directs a movie he tries to force feed it gothicness as much as posible,this movie happens to be gothic resistant.

  • @GenuinelyHorriblePerson
    @GenuinelyHorriblePerson Před 19 dny +6

    Good god, I didn't realize Tim Burton was also the creator of that horrible Dumbo remake too 😂.

  • @LiveLNXgaming
    @LiveLNXgaming Před 18 dny +1

    the plot summery is actually my favorite part because it get filtered through your comedy and opinions and outtakes which makes it genuinely good

  • @giveemhaleyt654
    @giveemhaleyt654 Před 23 dny +188

    This is THE first movie I remember watching with my dad as a kid and therefore no matter how bad it may be I will forever love it

    • @hosvet_animation
      @hosvet_animation Před 19 dny +1

      Hey at least visually it's pretty interesting. You can just look anywhere on frame and be entertained.

  • @Maybeabandaid9
    @Maybeabandaid9 Před 23 dny +64

    "What's his characters name? Captain Leo Davidson...
    ....So Mark Wahlberg crash lands on a planet."
    I laughed way to hard at that .

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Před 22 dny +7

      Mark Wahlberg is one of those actors that you never remember the names of characters they play unless the movie's title includes said character's name.

    • @Maybeabandaid9
      @Maybeabandaid9 Před 22 dny +2

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC lol true

  • @user-jv5jd2el4u
    @user-jv5jd2el4u Před 22 dny +3

    I heard the little laugh while he said “this planet is going bananas” lol peak comedy

  • @rizmiah9810
    @rizmiah9810 Před 22 dny +3

    This was without a doubt the most hard to watch review of yours. Because you included ALL of the awkward moments of this movie. Well done

  • @genericyoutubeaccount579
    @genericyoutubeaccount579 Před 23 dny +231

    You reviewed Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down. You have to complete the trilogy with Alex Garland's "Civil War".

    • @theshenpartei
      @theshenpartei Před 23 dny +17

      I hope he does a video on civil war

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 Před 23 dny +20

      YES! If only so I can finally parse out what the fuck started the civil war to begin with!

    • @sufnskanne469
      @sufnskanne469 Před 23 dny +9

      Whats they're say it's mid and says nothing relevant.

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans Před 23 dny

      well the actual attack in to the white house is like the last 20 minutes or so.

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 Před 23 dny +1

      @@aidangordon2713 To quote another CZcamsr named Reaper "Why is the president evil?"

  • @gonat0
    @gonat0 Před 23 dny +114

    This movie has lived rent free in my head since I was subjected to it while sick several years ago. I had a horrible fever and wasn't sure how much of it was a literal hallucination. Thanks for confirming that despite my awful state, I was lucid through the entire thin and the movie is just so strange it can be mistaken for a fever dream.

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 Před 23 dny +3

      Damn, a lot of people watched this movie while they were sick

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS Před 23 dny +8

      The scene of Marky Mark kissing a chimp must've felt hilariously surreal in that state, lol.

  • @braydenmoore3685
    @braydenmoore3685 Před 22 dny +1

    1:19 just clipping the exhale got me so good. Anyone who’s been watching this channel knows the line. Incredible editing

  • @guggelguggel7491
    @guggelguggel7491 Před 19 dny +3

    WAIT, THIS IS WHERE THAT MONKEY LINKON MEMORIAL IS FROM.

  • @eyeofhorus99
    @eyeofhorus99 Před 23 dny +89

    NGL, i enjoyed this movie. Perfect balance of cheesiness. The fact they got Charlton Heston to dress up as Thad’s father for a scene was the chef’s kiss

  • @andrewpatane3971
    @andrewpatane3971 Před 23 dny +147

    When I first watched Planet of the Apes, I was like 10 or 11 years old and I genuinely had no idea about the twist so it actually really got me as a kid

    • @ChillinWithTheCapuchins
      @ChillinWithTheCapuchins Před 23 dny +4

      Same here, I loved this movie as a kid, but I can definitely see its flaws now, haha.

    • @robertb.7772
      @robertb.7772 Před 22 dny +1

      You're talking about this one or the original?

    • @andrewpatane3971
      @andrewpatane3971 Před 22 dny +6

      @@robertb.7772 the original

    • @robertb.7772
      @robertb.7772 Před 22 dny

      @@andrewpatane3971 Yeah, that one holds up really well!

    • @saucemagic
      @saucemagic Před 22 dny +2

      This movie freaked me out when I was younger . The apes are brutal in this

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 Před 22 dny +3

    I will not stand for Corpse Bride slander. You put that in his good era, sir!

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist Před 18 dny +1

    22:38
    "This is easily Boulle's best novel since Bridge Over the River Kwai"
    Now THAT is bananas.

  • @hubbelizer8412
    @hubbelizer8412 Před 23 dny +46

    I miss the days when a high budget Hollywood blockbuster could be trash for endearing reasons, for trying too hard and not for a cynical lack of passion

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 Před 23 dny +287

    0:38 "And a twist ending that has been referenced so many times."
    One of my favourite anime of all time, Pani Poni Dash, STARTS with referencing the Planet Of The Apes ending twist. I was so expecting it'd show up here. XD

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta Před 23 dny +1

      I don’t know what the twist is

    • @Jabber416
      @Jabber416 Před 23 dny +29

      ​@rigatonipasta Watching the movie it seems like it's taking place on some sci-ci alien planet but the twist is that it's actually Earth and the apes just took over somehow.

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 Před 23 dny +10

      ape lincoln is the best twist of Burton's movie

    • @GDKF0238
      @GDKF0238 Před 23 dny +1

      Ok so I’ve come across the book twist.
      “The implication is that the human-ape transition is a universal norm, that across the galaxy humans have arisen, flourished, and then declined. So, while Ulysse was on the Planet of the Apes, the Earth followed the same trajectory that other planets had. (The characters in the frame narrative are in a three-sun system, iirc, so that’s a third planet where the same thing has happened).”
      Pretty sure the movie one is that the whole fucking time they were just on earth. Which if that’s the case, it’s lame as shit (in my opinion. Then again, I do love the original writing of the invisible man so who am I to say what’s lame?) and I genuinely can’t believe people see it as a great twist to this day

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 Před 23 dny +1

      @@GDKF0238 The movie one is the only one that makes sense though. The other ones work on below average time travel consistency and the assumption that aliens look like us beyond the scope of tool-usage. The only contrivancy in 1968 was that the statue of liberty still existed and was in travel range.

  • @townfuneral4564
    @townfuneral4564 Před 19 dny +1

    i feel like every tim burton movie is uncanny valley lol not surprised

  • @depsi4518
    @depsi4518 Před 20 dny

    I watch these videos for the cool plot summaries 😅 I genuinely wouldn’t ever watch this film without it

  • @pedro_gc_lima
    @pedro_gc_lima Před 23 dny +127

    I missed Marky Mark's adventures, I'm glad you brought him back

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 Před 23 dny +8

      If he didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Před 23 dny +17

      *I'M A INVENTOR!*

    • @pedro_gc_lima
      @pedro_gc_lima Před 23 dny +2

      @@shan4680 damn bro, that's deep

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Před 23 dny

      Yeah, I get he can be cringy sometimes, but he isn't really that bad of a person.

    • @thecannonball34
      @thecannonball34 Před 23 dny

      ​@kingofcards9516 Bro, he's straight up a racist. He hates asians.

  • @deadpan2866
    @deadpan2866 Před 23 dny +165

    i always saw the original films apes as evolved versions of apes, thats why they look more human, not because they are evolving to be more human, but because they just evolved to be more upright and talk better

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz Před 23 dny +17

      I mean, wouldn't they be evolving to be more human though? Humans are evolved from other apes, and themselves ARE apes.

    • @steveiguana6887
      @steveiguana6887 Před 23 dny

      Wrong! Ape together strong! Why evolve to weak human? Glove invented to spare ape from human disease

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 Před 23 dny +23

      ​@@ErgenizEvolution doesn't work like that.

    • @SuperKratosgamer
      @SuperKratosgamer Před 23 dny

      @@Ergeniz Thats not right, we did not evolved from other apes, the apes we have today are evolved creatures too.

    • @SuperKratosgamer
      @SuperKratosgamer Před 23 dny +1

      yeah, it is suposed to be like that.

  • @isauldron4337
    @isauldron4337 Před 11 dny +2

    It's one of the better Hollywood reboots honestly

  • @afterdinnercreations936
    @afterdinnercreations936 Před 12 dny +2

    I like to imagine a "human-uprising" in Planet of the Apes to be similar to the dog-uprising in Rick & Morty.
    "Where are my testicles, Thade?"

  • @elauktan816
    @elauktan816 Před 23 dny +123

    11:04 “Michael! Don’t leave me… here! *cough* MICHAEL!!“

  • @forlorn9134
    @forlorn9134 Před 23 dny +51

    Saw this movie for the first time in the hospital a couple weeks ago. It will now forever be associated with a week long stay in the hospital in for me. I’m just glad they also played the new trilogy after.

  • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
    @SuperSaiyanGuyver Před 19 dny

    @4:20 This is honestly the funniest joke I think you've done. Timing, delivery, it's perfect.

  • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
    @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Před 17 dny +1

    The main thing I remember about this movie is getting into a heated argument with my brother about how many chimps you need to shoot into the wormhole before you can consider it safe. We both agreed that losing contact with a single chimp and immediately following it, like in the movie, is ridiculously stupid and unjustifiable; but I tried to argue that if you send in like 3-5 chimps and they all make it back safely then it's probably fine, and he very emphatically argued that you need to send in thousands of chimps just to be sure. He was unconvinced when I mentioned how fucking impractical it is to even have thousands of chimps on hand in the first place.

  • @charvolth
    @charvolth Před 23 dny +30

    The scene that stuck with me the most was Charlton Heston's cameo as Thade's father. He showed everything that Mark Walberg wasn't in this film. It just reminded you how awesome it was to watch ol' Chuck ham it up.

  • @Bajeeebus
    @Bajeeebus Před 23 dny +72

    The amount of Oney/Zach/Smiling Friends/Egoraptor clips and references in your videos makes me happy.

  • @andrewv.9398
    @andrewv.9398 Před 8 dny +1

    that frank horrigan bit was hilarious

  • @DutchPlanDerLinde
    @DutchPlanDerLinde Před 21 dnem

    This also was my first introduction to the Apes franchise. Its such a fever dream. I was shocked how much better the old movies were, well at least the 1968 one. But this one will always have a soft spot in my heart.

  • @DulceDul217
    @DulceDul217 Před 23 dny +60

    I died with that "I'm an inventor tease" 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aidanduncan7527
    @aidanduncan7527 Před 23 dny +52

    The "I'm an inventor" are just perfect

  • @blameitondanny
    @blameitondanny Před 20 dny

    I love how I didn't remember the next movies but I vividly remember this one.

  • @Godzillafanfreaks
    @Godzillafanfreaks Před 18 dny

    I'm one of the very few that actually enjoy and really like this version of Planet of the Apes. It's very underrated and under appreciated. Definitely deserves more respect. It's really not that bad. The practical effects, make up, sets, stunt work, the list goes on. This movie is fantastic!

  • @Kokorocodon
    @Kokorocodon Před 23 dny +66

    Watching a summary of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes while light samba/bossa nova plays in the background is sure one of the experiences of all time

  • @horroranimelover1421
    @horroranimelover1421 Před 23 dny +58

    Thank you for acknowledging the issue of CZcamsrs doing “reviews” which consist mostly of plot summary!! It’s something that has always bugged me.
    Another great vid btw.

  • @pognaught5677
    @pognaught5677 Před 21 dnem +1

    Very slick with the halo 3 opening bit 4:20

  • @ethanbrown5253
    @ethanbrown5253 Před 22 dny +1

    2:57 THANK YOU! I remember when I last watched Nostalgia Critic over a decade ago, that aspect bothered me along with many clones that came after it and fall into the same trap.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Před 23 dny +21

    23:15 I thought it was just because someone thought “ape Lincoln” sounded genius to them

  • @toeray5864
    @toeray5864 Před 23 dny +36

    This movie embodies the term "bad taste but great execution." The costumes, sets, and prosthetics are legitimately excellent. The story and script are bizarre. If you had to have a twist ending make it so Marky Mark returns to an Earth embroiled in a war between apes and humans. Not Another Planet of the Apes. The saddest part of this movie is that Tim Roth turned down Snape in the HP flicks to be Thade.

  • @yoshiidretroz
    @yoshiidretroz Před 22 dny

    Thanks for your amazing funny video i just finished watching Kingdom and went down a rabbit hole and ended up here

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Před 23 dny +76

    I didn’t know your doodle face could smile. The power of Monke is formidable indeed.

  • @user-xd2py4pj5l
    @user-xd2py4pj5l Před 23 dny +24

    love how he allllmost put the "im an inventor" line in as soon as he mentioned mark walberg

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 Před 20 dny

    I saw this when it came out and - yes - I had forgotten all about it. Might be time to see it again for the unintentional laughs.

  • @DisentDesign
    @DisentDesign Před 22 dny

    I actually watched this a few weeks ago for the first time since it came out and its better than i remembered , i really liked the physical sets and costumes anyway

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před 23 dny +62

    I didn't even know that there _were_ Planet of the Apes films between the classic series and the 2010s reboot trilogy prior to watching this. Have I been living under a rock or has anyone else not heard of them?

    • @Beyondthegalaxies824
      @Beyondthegalaxies824 Před 23 dny +9

      Use to rerun on cable all time up to around 2003 or so haha

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 Před 23 dny +7

      @@Beyondthegalaxies824 I was born in 2004 lmao

    • @Beyondthegalaxies824
      @Beyondthegalaxies824 Před 23 dny +4

      @@purplehaze2358 I see lol

    • @alex30425
      @alex30425 Před 23 dny +9

      As a kid in the 2000s I remember they used to show this movie a lot on tv. Especially the FX channel. I think I didn’t see the original films until after this film. That’s why I was hyped when they rebooted it again in 2011.

    • @aw3299
      @aw3299 Před 23 dny +6

      ​@@purplehaze2358 You hadn't been living under a rock, it's just so much entertainment and technology revolutions was going on from the mid 90s to late 2000s that you can really kinda break gen z itself up into three different generations. Like I was born in 1997, but the difference in what I grew up with compared to what my brother and sister (born in 2002 and 2005) grew up with is honestly kinda shocking to me. I myself had missed alot of things that even mid to younger millenials experienced, so don't feel bad about not knowing this movie. Compared to the Caesar trilogy, it's probably good that you dodged this.

  • @user-sr3sy5lr6y
    @user-sr3sy5lr6y Před 23 dny +63

    WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

  • @patrickwumbo8271
    @patrickwumbo8271 Před 23 dny +1

    You have rotted my brain, when you mentioned Marky Mark I imediately blurted out: I‘m an inventor, even before you had him appear for a second

  • @jotterprime9034
    @jotterprime9034 Před 9 dny

    Tbh I loved this movie as a kid. Like watched it an absurd amount. IDK if I would like it now but it's cool to see a video like this about it.

  • @TheMagnanimousMany
    @TheMagnanimousMany Před 23 dny +60

    I like the summaries. People make them funny, and even if you've seen the movie before, it's usually been a while, and a refresher is always nice.