Planet of the Apes (2001) - Nostalgia Critic
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- Ready for more of Tim Burton's monkey business? The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2001's Planet of the Apes.
Originally aired on July 7th, 2015.
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Planet of the Apes was released on July 27th, 2001 and was directed by Tim Burton. It stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan and Paul Giamatti.
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Channel Awesome about time doug
Channel Awesome Doug it finally came
Did it get flagged or somefin? I'll watch it again just to give it a view
Channel Awesome I can't locate lamb sauce Gordon Ramsey is yelling at me help me
Why did the old intro come back?
Damn. Honest Trailers didn't hold anything back.
It was a prime roast.
and they were right about all of it.
They never do
They didn't hold shit back. Oh at all
Rachel Hollars They definitely could have referenced how channel awesome fucks over reviewers like phelous and lupa...
So what sort of slavery did Aperaham Lincoln abolish
Panda slavery
John Pittman I think he is just a figurehead of ending white and black slavery in USA.
OK, I laughed at "Aperaham Lincoln" Bravo to you
He ended human slavery.
Zabumafoo would be my favorite president.
Fun fact: Tim Roth turned down the role of Severus Snape in “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” to play Thade in this movie
In hindsight, smart move
@@SgtScorpious honestly, it wasn’t meant to me , but to be fair I don’t think he did his ape role too bad , just highly exaggerated
@@MINDLESSEGOS I still prefer Rickman
Wait what
Another Fun Fact: Gary Oldman was originally in talks to play Thade, but wasn't happy about the pay and dropped out of negotiations.
"I'll tell the senate myself!"
*"I AM THE SENATE!!!"*
Cade Watson Not yet
It's treason then
גיא קרוננפלד *autistic screaming*
*Immediately kills 3 Jedi masters who barely defend themselves even though they are supposed to be Jedi Masters*
YOU have lost.
Tamara's introduction in Honest Trailer should've been, "A movie reviewer girl who never seen any movie".
Nala Diradametha true
yeah, I hate her because she didn't...
watch movies
She's not really a movie reviewer, she's an actress
This was probably before Tamara's Never Seen. Too lazy to check the original date and first episode of TNS tho.
Zack West * an actress on youtube*#notarealactress
I remember watching this in the theater and yelling "APE Lincoln!" at the end and the whole theater laughed, that's right, THAT was a funny joke back then.
Oh my god.
I'd probably be dying in my seat if someone yelled that shit out if I were watching something this stupid in the theatres
April Ham LinkedIn
I did the same thing :P
No you didn’t, and no they didn’t.
The ending tried to copy the first twist ending of the original novel, where Ulysse and Nova, along with their infant son, arrive back on Earth only to find that the apes have taken over (in the original novel, the astronauts really do go to a planet ruled by apes, instead of into Earth's future as was the case in the movies).
definitely, Tim Burton does his homework when remaking things, he did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he kept it more to the book, rather than the original movie.
ah but the trouble with that is the movie clearly demonstrates that time travel happens at the beginning and the end. The ship he leaves from is the same ship that has been crashed on the planet for 1000's of years already by the time he arrives. the apes and humans that are on the planet already are descendants from the crew and monkeys that were on the ship he departed from.
Clearly in order for the ending to happen at all the apes must have mastered space travel long after he left and went through the wormhole arriving further back in the past than mark walhberg did easily conquering the planet with weapons that wouldn't be invented for 100 years and remaking everything in their own image. they would have had to arrive after the washington monument and lincoln memorial were built but that just means it's after 1920.
what a lot of people overlook is he does arrive in earths past and not the time that he left from originally. As an example lets say that he left in the year 2200 earth time, he arrived on the planet of the apes in the 1800's earth time. he left the planet of the apes in the 1800's and arrived back on earth in the early 2000's, but that's still 200 years before he was even born. the apes became a space fairing race in the 1900's and left their planet, but as demonstrated in the movie the later something enters the storm the further back in time it goes so they arrived decades before mark. the same way he had arrived before the monkey that entered the storm before him.
@@TheNitroG1 Both the original novel and the opening of the Charlton Heston movie do explore this phenomenon. Time passes at different rates on Earth than it does in space. For example, ship's time would be three months, but 300 years would pass on Earth. The Destiny trilogy of Star Trek novels also goes into this. Traveling at near light-speed would take 100 Earth years, but only six months would pass on the ship. Time travel is a complicated thing.
Yeah, but they used time dilation and the fact that they were traveling at the speed of light to explain it. No wormholes necessary.
@@UltimateGamerCC but its still a horribel awful movie and Johnny deep acting is💩😑🙄
Random fact: Tim Roth and Charlton Heston disagreed on a number of issue, since Heston was the head of the NRA. Roth said he wouldn’t have been in the film if he knew he would be sharing a scene with him, but decided to be professionally in the workplace
"Tim Burton, that groundbreaking visionary of original content!"
"you're gonna wanna sit down"
still kills me years later
Tbh, thought i was watching Honest Trailers. lol
Same here.
ME TOO
Alexandria Crayne me too
Makes you wonder why Nostalgia Critics never featured them.
Yup
This movie is absolutely hilarious. Nothing makes sense, everything is overacted, Tim Roth and Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP) are angry militaristic apes with no story arc. It's a treasure and a joy
You Honest Trailer was more ferocious than anything I've ever seen in another Honest Trailer
Fun Fact: In the original screenplay, he was suppose to land at Yankee Stadium where the monkeys were playing baseball.
Why
Wasn't there a movie about this
I wonder if the studio changed that.
Please tell me that’s not true
Damn..I actually want to see that.
I've never understood why movies studios keep remaking movie that were already great. Why don't they remake movies that weren't very good but had a lot of potential.
One word: moolah! $$$$
You're right, In was think like an artist or a creative person in general. Today I was talking with my mother over the phone and said how cool it would be to make a movie about Vladimir Komarov. Hollywood is dead.
But that IT film was just a tv series, it's never been on the big screen before. Plus it looks fucking awesome.
Recognizable titles sell tickets, anger generates media attention and nostalgia creates defenders. It's quite a solid scheme since most people aren't all that scrutinous about quality.
It's a shame really, since they're pumping tons of cash into productions anyway, they might as well make good movies, but alas the focus groups are king in high-budget productions.
From what I understand, studios are cautious to risk anything that's uncertain. So it makes more financial success to go with something that was a hit than something that might not work. Just my two cents.
I demand more General Thade skits, that was hilarious
Yeasssssss!
Just the mask alone was hilarious.
Ceaser: Noooo.....
NOOOOOOOOO!
I laughed way too hard at
"wow you look so sexy Lisa"
Oh, hi, Mark.
The timing of when I read this comment was amazing 😆
SOMETHING INTERRUPT THIS!
magic everywhere in this bitch What IS your sex life?
14:00
well that was one hell of an intro
and the funniest outro ever.
I love that Honest Trailer, it really does sum up Nostalgia Critic so perfectly!
shadowlinkbds I would like to see that
Can someone explain the refrences? Total n0ob.
*420 likes!
Giovanni Orellana yea except for the white privilege part
Except r the Beeewwbs joke that should be Tamera as she has bigger ones
18:05 I don't think I've ever seen a joke age this amazingly well before. It's perfect.
What about 29:23-29:32 where he warns us about monkey pox?
21:05 I have to admit, at first I thought the ape said, "Set the course to Mars!", which made me die laughing. But he actually said, "Sound the call to march!". Plus, I laughed hard when the NC elongates his mouth.
I thought it was "Send the calls to mūrdér!"
@@jordanleland6402 That too.
Made even worse by Mark "They only hire me when they can't get Matt Damon" Wahlberg.
Whaaaat? Nooooo!
Imagine how awkward it was filming The Departed when both showed up.
UH UM Wahlberg, you just be an angry cop again where you can't hurt anyone.
Brandon Alarcon-Deien Matt Damons last line from the departed:...........ok.
Oh OW LOL!!!
Matt Damon. Matt Damon Matt Damon.
Matt Damon?
Matt Damon.
I honestly admire you Doug. Found you in 2014 while looking for 'nostalgic reviews' of old childhood movies and cartoon shows. First one I found was your Good Burger review and I was hooked. And as you've continued to grow you've maintained your previous qualities while adding new ones, rather than scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience. I love you man, keep up the awesome work and I hope to spot you at a comiccon some day!
+Poseidon
Thanks for the kind words and support!
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They only get old when Trump's finally forced to resign. Till then Dick with symbols for a name accept they will exist and accept Trump is a garbage tier human being.
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"Scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience" is exactly the thing he tried to defend in his Christmas with the Kranks review, complete with more strawmen than a feminist wheat farm
The effects and makeup are good because it’s at the golden age of film making before CGI was good enough to fully rely on.
andnow we have way too much CGI which limits realism and immersion
“Bowser”: MONKEY!!!
For a second I thought I click the wrong video 😂
Aaron Urias Don't worry; at least you got an Honest Trailer of the man himself.
Odd
Same
Thade/Terl? Hell I'd vote for em.
It wouldn't be that different from what we have now.
You're a HumanBro if you don't vote for Thade/Therl. Do you want to be a HumanBro? Speciesist!
Just remember, KNEEL is on your vote :^)
Magma Admin Gardevoir You may vote for him but I'm voting for he who shall not be named
you mean Voldemort
I love how they actualy allowed *honest trailers” to take the piss out of them
I think we can all agree that Thade is one Tim Roth’s most legendary roles ever!😆
Doug is honestly one of the best writers I've ever came across, some of his material is nothing short of genius at times
Don't forget the brother Rob
Really?
"I only like comedy about football players names..."
"Hah hah!"
I think his content is solid 3/5 Alltho i can binge this shit for hours as its so easy to watch with all of its cliches.
I know. it's almost like the failure of Demo Reel was intentional
So who else wants to make a joke about the irony of a copyright strike joke being in a reuploaded video?
...
No? Just me?
"That Guy Who's Probably Funnier Than Everybody" - YASSSSS!! ALL HAIL JIM! =))
1982s The Thing is TECHNICALLY a remake and is a super awesome movie.
Stormeris It is totally a remake.
AND it were awesome!
It's my favourite film of all time!
Tlotoxl The Aztec Strong contender for greatest horror movie ever.
Scarface is a remake also.
Star Wars : Rogue One is a movie adaptation of the game Star Wars : dark Forces.
Furious George
lol
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Nice
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Interesting connection: Alan Rickman was originally offered to voice Lord Farquaad in "Shrek", but he declined so he could play Snape in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"; and speaking of Snape, Tim Roth was offered to play him, but he declined so he could play Thade in this!
No I'm imagining Alan Rickman singing gingerbread man and muffin man XD
"i only like comedy about football players' names" is an underrated line
19:39 Can you imagine driving home from work and you see this?
TenguBE l'm sure Doug's neighbors are used to crazy shit like this. l mean he's the guy who ran around in a Ghostbuster costume shouting "CASPEEEEEEER!!!!"
I want there to be a movie called Planet of the Gorillaz.
Prick Grimes Operation: celebrity takedown is basically planet of the gorillaz
Starring Clint Eastwood
I demand a Planet of the Lemurs
In loving memory of Harabe.
Dutch_Atlantic_13 Stop
Thank GOD for the new Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy!!!
killer92173 Yeah
You know they did a jumanji reboot right?
killer92173 HELLZ YEAH!!
AshesSakura I guess he's right hollywood is running out of ideas. till all of the 90's movies are rebooting every year.
Ariel Mc fangirl Mendez
The new planet of the apes trilogy was a prequel/ origin story of how the apes took over and the names used are clearly trying to say that this was for the 1968 version (there's a lot more parallels such as the Simian Flu causing humans to lose the ability to speak with the Tim Burton film doesn't have) and the trilogy was done very well.
Hollywood is out of ideas and reboots are becoming common place (especially with Disney now, with just aggravates me to no end) but I'm under the impression you thought the new trilogy was a reboot of the Tim Burton version?
Honestly Doug’s costume of Thade scared me more than actual Thade, that.. smile...
In the time before time, six canisters washed ashore on a golden beach, and new and powerful legends where born...
First thing I thought...
Sodharaan, Toa of Normal you sir brought a legitimate smile to my face. Kudos to you.
np
Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Ahhh, right in the nostalgia.
Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Bionicle (OG) reference! That series was literally my entire childhood (as in, as far back as I remember series one bioncles were there!)
The only positives this movie remotely got was Tim Roth as the villain & Rick Baker getting an Oscar for the makeup
Uh, Rick Baker didn't even get nominated.
3:35 Good reference to the Cat in the Hat getting hit in the balls.
15:48 It's not sorcery, come on guys, take an interest in science.
Madeus Gerstenlauer I get it!
YES SOMEBODY DID IT
Rick Baker's ape makeup is phenomenal! Terry Notary's movement choreography is well done. Also they did dub over their lines, so why they made their voices like that, we'll never find out.
When the trailer voice dude said “act like your opinion is the only one that matters”,
It was as if the heavens erupted in applause.
I love when he uses Dennis Hopper saying “monkey” in his reviews.
To be fair to Tim Roth, I feel like he's the one having the most fun doing this movie. He gives everything and holds nothing back. Even though the character and the movie suck bawls. Gotta admire any actor who can do that. (Besides, the physical acting and movement he does in this is really incredible when you think about it. Out of all the others he actually LOOKS the most like an ape.)
14:10 "Something interrupt THIS! Oh, thank monkey Jesus."
ROTFLMAO I'm crying! Love ya, DOUG
FAX
Am I the only one who thinks that Tim Roth might've been the only one playing an ape who was able to re-record his dialogue? Because most of the time, his words sound pretty clear.
18:04 this scene aged like wine 🍷 😂
Dude at 29:24-29:32 he tries to warn us all about the pandemics...
Spoony still kills it as Terl!
It was junk than guess my mind wasn't mature enough than to see the junk it really was.
I miss him so much!
Daniel Anyamele what do you mean you miss him Spoony or Noah is not dead
Fuckin' Bigus Dickus, gets me every bleedin' time.
He has a wife, you know.
Jason Blalock you know what she's called? Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks
Not gonna lie that Thade campaign commercial made me laugh
I found this movie by mistake trying to find the original one and it was one of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen
Now this guy is the best part of youtube instead of stuff like leafy this guy puts good effort in his videos and has really good content
Joshua Abernethy Doug is the best Internet critic.
Joshua Abernethy good luck so when kids tell you to commit suicide you don't
Garrick Groover And a stupid little twat.
You went full comment cliché there! Seriously, though... Why are so many people watching porn instead of Schindler's List?!
Joshua Abernethy. i think birdman is funny as shit
To be fair, most humans don't seem to need a motivation to hate humans based on the color of their skin or the place they come from
rav3style it's usually just to make themselves seem "superior" thereby making them feel good about themselves
Morsn123 That and it's human nature to form groups while antagonizing others. Of course, that was a lot more commonplace centuries ago than it is now, but it still happens.
Bullshit, it never happens, that would be just stupid.
Xenophobia, xenophobia and more xenophobia. If it isn't skin-color it'll be religion, customs, geography, language and frankly anything else, you name it and we've had wars about it.
Nothing seems more consistent throughout every culture in the human race, at least to me, than prejudice of some sort.
It is kind of cool that Charlton Heston cameod as thade’s father
Or very sad.
That's a point of view also.
16:19 Heston's character: Son, before I die, I want to leave you my coke stash
the ending would have been better if he landed on earth to find that the apes were already starting to take over in not sure what the exact reveal scene would be, may be him landing in a Forrest only to be attacked by a more primative band of intelligent apes and then get rescued by a rag tag team of humans maybe one of his astronaut friends.it would bring the movie full circle and help set up a sequel based on the conquest of the planet of the apes, wahlberg would return home only to realize he had been on earth the whole time and everythibg he worked for was for nothing, and that the takeover of the apes was inevitable that would be a real mindfuck
TJ Kirk wow never though i see this be here
TJ Kirk Cool theory Chee-Jay. What are your thoughts on the trilogy of the newest Planet of the Apes remake?
thetrue wise gamer
It's not the real him.
Not sure how, but I honestly like your theory better than the one in the actual film, it could put the 'Earth twist' from the original into a new spin with a little bit of _Terminator_ mixed into it. ;D
Alexander bramberg Meade
actually the end of Burton's movie is closer to the original novel by Pierre Boulle than the first planet of the apes movie. the astronaut returns to Earth (with his wife and son) only to discover that everybody has been replaced by apes. there's a bonus twist after that, and i invite you to read the novel to find out what it is. this novel worths the reading.
I always took it that Wahlberg went to a parallel universe in the final scene, not the future.
I do like him and his movies.
That would make sense if there was gonna be a sequel
Think about how insane that would be to find the universe that has roman architecture and a monkey that sits and has hair just like abraham lincoln. 1 in a quadrillion odds...
I thought that in this movie, time moves opposite on the other side of the wormhole
Like Pericles the monkey went in first and Wahlberg later, but Wahlberg arrived on Ape Planet before Pericles
So Wahlberg enters the wormhole first and then future apes must've perfected space travel and found earth........so according to that logic, those apes will come to earth first (millions of Years ago) and took over and built civilizations
Wahlberg came later
3:47
Hang on a minute...
That's the BFG9000 from Doom. I'm not kidding, that's one of the models they used for the sprites of the BFG9000
Fun fact about the ending: according to Tim Burton, the ending wasn't supposed to make sense. He wanted to end this movie on a nonsensical cliffhanger because he wasn't interested in returning for a sequel.
Now I wanna see a William Shatner martial arts movie
Henry Hudson
makes me wanna see Mark Wahlberg do a television show about making burgers.
Fighting like he fights in Star Trek!
I don't know what's the better: Khan or Gorn
The Honest Trailer intro was fucking spectacular!
Thank you for all your uploads and I eagerly look forward to more success for you all!
27:43 This sentence perfectly summed up time travelling in general.
Best most self aware intro in all of CZcams and one of the most in history.
Been watching nostalgia critic since i was like 14, now i'm 23. Love you Doug, you're a legend man.
The ending with Tamara is one of my favorites, ever. Well done.
"THAT'S WHAT HE SAID BEFORE HE ATE MY CHILDREN!!!"
Let's be honest people, if back in the day they did this as a Sci-fi TV show, we would've binch-watched the hell out of it.
27:15 You've just crossed into... THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Hey look guys! It's that Tim Burton film starring Michael Jackson!
Della Yassine funny thing, i used to mix them both up when i was a kid for some reason
congrats on ur 16 yr old joke
Della Yassine you mean charlie and the chocolate factory?
Was that punch revenge for the Disney afternoon review?
I hope.
18:12 that Putin joke really aged well.
Before the Russian-Ukrainian conflict Putin was seen as an asshole. He was speculated to have had reporters killed that had personal disagreements with him.
Still majority of the world would choose russia or china over usa
As far as politicians go, I've seen worse
17:37
Huh, ironic how hilariously crazy we found this just two years ago.
24:11 "All right kids, start rippin' some hands off and make some wishes!"
Had to pause in order to finish out the laughter that erupted from the pit of my soul. _The Monkey's Paw,_ anyone?
“Paid by the K.inetic N.eed of E.nforcing E.ffective L.aws”
Otherwise known as KNEEEEEL!!!
"You don't know who Lincoln is. He's a guy."
Despite any flaws the movie might have the score was (and still is) amazing. Got to love Danny Elfman.
He did music for this movie??
He does the music for a lot of Tim Burton's movies
He's a hardworking man, Danny.
Absolutely!
17:13 Charlton Heston`s character: Shut up, I`m seriously close to leaving the light!
this is a really great review. i didn’t know spoony was in this!!! i live for the day you, linkara and spoony get back together for just one more uwe boll movie. this and bloodrayne are two of my fav reviews. also, the intro done by honest trailers is beautiful. it’s always nice to see a channel be able to laugh at their missteps/flaws once in a while.
This is one of the best reviews I've seen yet. Keep up the great content Doug :)
Do the "nightmare on elm street" remake or "Freddy's dead the final nightmare"
Hi David tennant!
kmasterus sup want to go to there future
Samuel Crowe least I'm not using kindergarten insults like you smell
6:13 wait a minute how does the astronaut from a parallel universe not know about key and peele, yet knows that key and Peele has a skit about football players names? Seems like a flaw in the plot pal.
That’s the joke. She doesn’t know that Key and Peele has the football name jokes. That’s the point of Malcolm’s little “haha”
21:11 Actually scared the shit outta me lol
What counts as nostalgic imo is any entry within a pre-established franchise (sequel, prequel, spin-off, remake, reboot, etc) that fits in directly or indirectly with the universe & source material of the original. I personally would consider everything from *Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995)* to *Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Friday the 13th (2009), Elm Street (2010), Prometheus (2012), Jurassic World (2015)* and so on as nostalgic, because they all connect to nostalgic series.
Provided it directly references a property I first experienced in childhood and clicks with me as a fan, I don't need it to have existed only in the time of my youth. Therefore, I don't care when Doug reviews current films or shows. What constitutes nostalgia can't be 100% reduced to numbers and can be different for everyone, depending on the topic. As long as the soul of *Nostalgia Critic* remains about celebrating & critiquing nostalgia (no matter its form), I'll look forward to it.
So... was I the only one thinking they were going to use Ghost in the Shell for Tamera's moment in the end?
paul hilton I thought it would be Power Rangers.
This was originally released in 2015...
paul hilton I thought ninja turtles
UltimateGeek Warner Bros. made a live-action Ghost in the Shell.
paul hilton i hoped for transformers
Boop 😂9:38
🤣🤣🤣
20:38
Tim Roth going off the walls
FAX
OMG! The Honest Trailer!! I can't breathe!!
This has to be one of my favorite reviews you guys have done. It makes me laugh every time I watch it.
11:52 His Giamatti spot.
Up top ✋
27:30 Me when I saw the ending of Doom TAG2
It's really nice to see this review up again. It was one of my favorites of your series and I enjoyed rewatching it on long car rides. Thanks again for reposting it and I hope there aren't any more fraudulent copyright strikes against it.
19:10 Holy shit. Spoony is alive?
From 2015...
Oh...
15:58 is it any harder to believe than the guy who look at a stone one day and was like," I bet everything is made up of billions of little things", and he was right.
The ending to 2001!Planet of the Apes was basically Thade trolling Leo Davidson (the main protagonist).
8:36
To be fair, Paul Giamatti always sounds like that.