Hotline Miami Any% Speedrun in
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
- I didn't upload that run to my youtube channel initially because I wasn't really happy with it and planned on improving it quickly. However I think in future no matter how good or bad the run is I'll upload it to youtube anyway as I know a lot of you guys don't use twitch and also for archiving purposes.
-- Watch live at / jackyrite - Hry
I Tried this once and i died in the main menu
I tried this and died when i pushed "proceed with purchase"
Press R to restart
noobs ^ you guys need to get a grip
I died when i bought computer
Antonio Detesan lol
Who would win?
- Crowds of people trained to kill
- One Miami boi
He was better trained though)
* - One Soldier Miami boi*
*B* *O* *I* is alway better trained
Im my craziest enliighted days hotline miam is my favourite game
Well, Jacket used to be a soldier...
"Tip: Be fast and efficient" says the loading screen to the man who is already at the credits
>is tasked with killing Russians
>kills a single guy and wins
>50 Blessings is ok with it
i am russian(( in my country VERY hard lived.
@@killerLEXator Not that hard, cause I live here too, so stop crying.
@@fl0wered NOT HARD? YOU KNOW THAT MEDIUM 30.000 РУБ IN RUSSIAN?
@@killerLEXator Да что ты мне говоришь, на такую зп ещё можно жить, кто-то вообще на 12000 живёт.
@@fl0wered Что я тебе говорю? Эти люди живут в помоях и жрут помои.
- “Do you like hurting other pe-“
- “*destroys crowds of mafia with bare hands in 15 mins* Yes”
Нет, не любит,
Ведь если бы любил, то растягивал процесс
guy: makes world record
game: A-
russian judges
@@agrojester1156 da.
@@MrPivotCool russian, not german
@@LucasChosen Da is yes in Russian.
@@qenten05 да
dude set a wr and wasn’t even a little hyped
Must've been tired as hell.
And speedrun records like these can be (somewhat) easily beaten if the speedrunner know what he's doing
I've set a world record, amd many top 100s, and you just get a little sense of satisfaction, mostly just being tired after so many attemps and wanting to be done
@@nicholaspighin7896 what's your profile on speedrun.com?
@@hollow88 I set these times/speeds in a game called Forza Horizon 4, which records the time/speed in itself without a video. I may start speedrunning other games though
@@nicholaspighin7896 oh yea i know what you talking about. Looking foward to see you speedrun other games
I can never stop watching replays/runs of this beautiful game
fallingbed lol it’s you!
Fuck u :D
@@ifeelcoke4347 wait is your channel banner prank patrol
@@rte3384 yes and you’ve been pranked by Scotty and the ninjas
Hotline miami is so glitchy game like cyberpunk 2077.
Oh, so the F grade actually exists? lol
NANCOK yeah ikr
I remember trying to get the worst grade on purpose and still got C-. I wonder how the fuck are you supposed to play to get F (speedrun is an exception).
@@velocilevon you uninstall the game
@@velocilevon An F grade on games is better than an A, i dont know, dont ask me why
@@realmidzz fantastic
In my memories the hospital level was damn hard and long.
Now i see this and i feel stupid.
Congratulations on the well deserved wr.
QraTz same, I got busted like 63 times
QraTz same bro
I did it in like five minutes somehow
I'm having the hardest time with chapter 13 but he just glitched past it :(
It's because the arrows I lost, it took me a while to realize they were optional and that you could skip with he elevator
15:17 my mouth dropped in this majestic moment
"Tip: Be fast and efficient"
he took it very seriously.
SAMEEEEEE
3:39 "Tip: Be fast and efficient"
2:41
HM: Jesus fucking Christ, not that fast. What the hell? How did you even beat that level in like 5 seconds? Holy shit you’re inhuman. Take an F grade, fucking sped
2:35 *YOU'LL GO WITH ME*
*Its raping time*
-Insert lenny face here-
Who needs the hooker when you can just grab a mobster and leave.
Boom, relationship.
@Speed McWeed
5:44
Then just get another one and, oh what joy, a threesome.
As legends say, it's not gay if it's a three way.
Ну, если байкер может ходить через стены, то это норм.
The russian boi : *Blyat*
Clearing board so fast can’t even enjoi the tunes 😔
Darryl enjoi
Music is one of the reasons this game is so addictive, dying in the same stage for 20th time, but M.O.O.N is running in loop and you cannot leave.
@@joseluki it's M|O|O|N
If John Wick played Hotline Miami
@@Pepps- r/whooosh
r/HentaiAnime
@@Pepps- PJSalt
He only needs a pencil
@@Taesk0 no.
Takes me 15 mins per level lol
Andres Gagge me too or more
play with a potato its slows down time got 60sec on every level
Me in the last level of the detective it took me 1 hour
Chapter Seventeen took me at least an hour and a half lol
20.
"I aint got time to puke!" - Jacket, probably
*Sauce of your profile pic?*
He puked in his delorean
@@prot07ype87 never noticed this comment sorry. its a commission of my OC
Me when pizza delivery guy is 16 min away..
I have a theory on the decadence skip instead of getting the girl Jacket gets hot and heavy with the Russian that he takes into his car.
Dear god
best comment
@this is thats nasty
Jezz, he is so fast that the AI doesnt even has time to react
Cheesing the AI like that is easy to do if you use Brandon or Graham and just run straight at them. It's easy to do if you have fast reflexes.
“Alright, first hard level here.”
Proceeds to ace the level in under a minute
“Be fast and efficient”
(Gets an f for being both fast an efficient)
Seeing him beat Tension like that made me cry
I’m still stuck on it ;-;
@@dhuo_19 update?
@@dhuo_19 u beat it yet?
@@dhuo_19 Have you beat it two years later?
@@nicoarrigoni3898 yeah i got it done 💪
imagine a film adaptation of this.
Grunt Spoinkus it’s called John wick
Drive
Drive, 2011 movie
John Wick + Drive + Only God Forgives + Enter The Void + Climax = Hotline Miami movie
*+Polar too
@@ElSoloNoco +payday?
15:18 *danny phantom theme plays*
good one
grats on wr
This guy likes hurting other people and has gotta get a grip
Mr Debauchery This *THICK SKINNED* guy
Don't you mean *THICC* skinned?
What the fuck are you waiting fo-
You can say he has a Death Grip
Show him some respect!
"Hotline Miami Any% Speedrun" or how i like to call it, blitzkreig
What the fuck. I never knew any of these glitches or skips were possible and I've been playing hotline Miami for a few years. Damn man, congrats and thanks for showing this. Nice job by the way
После папича это теперь в рекомендациях
ПАЦАНЫ Я В ТИЛЬТЕ😭😭
Где-то прослезился папич
He beat a chapter before I beat the first level
Чел ты вкурсе что двери не работают, и в целом не реалистично
Единственная игра за 6 лет, которую стоит бросить (вторую часть, да)
в голосину чет)
Не могу + не понимаю
Kinda funny this is on a hotline Miami video
"Ok hard level number 1"
*RnG Gods have answer a call*
Когда мама разрешила поиграть только 17 минут
Согласен
16 минут 53 секунды*
Я видел подобный мемчик на видео некроса о быстром прохождении марио кажется. Он его прошёл за 15 минут
Мама разрешает тебе играть в хотлайн?
@@sevvvich8118 моя не знает
As someone who is struggling with the difficulty of the later chapters, this speedrun is fucking GODLY!
After severely struggling with Hot and Heavy yesterday while replaying my favorite levels, it's crushing to see him finish it in a minute.
Величайший столько времени потратил на ласт босса
your videos were very helpful without ending the game thank you bro
Whoa smooth moves, congrats dude
Are you really not allowed to show Jacket killing the Russian Mafia leader?
The guys at GDQ censored it the same way you did
Why?
@@aiden4112 he panned the camera away
I didn't even know you could get an F
same lmao
Has to be one of the most enjoyable speedruns i've seen so far.
Hotline Miami is just a great game for it.
edit: congrats for the WC dude realy liked it u deserve it-
5:34 - 5:46 cool glitch
girlcrazyrockstar not foe the runner lmao
VI KA
2:35 He straight up kidnapped him...
Holy shiz, now I need to see a speed run of Hotline Miami 2. Given how easily it is to die and restart a floor, I am awe struck that someone managed to do this.
нихера чеченцы разошлись
Еее, русский
Blyat
А чё у чела нету проблем с дверьми?
у него не 8 (10) инты
Папичу в файлы игры закинули баги хейтеры, очевидно. С начала порево в герои, а потом и в игру!
It takes me this long to do single levels some times ffs
Lol I took an hour to do a simple one in HM 2
He does it again! Nice job man.
That was epic dude well done
Him blasting through a level in less then 2 minutes when it takes me two hours makes me physically and mentally hurt
Damn. He beat the game in 15 minutes while I struggled for 7 HOURS
Wanted to say congrats! Hope you get all the recognition to become world famois
Famous
Who's come here because of the poor Asian girl being throat KO by Ellie in TLOU II.
If you're thinking "oh hes better than me :("
Stop think about that...instead of how much this took, how much he's played.
where to donate?
it took me a whole week to complete hot&heavy, and my man has done it in 1 minute
How did he do that @ 2:35
Enemy knocked down onto floor. His collision with the enemy would place him in the car, triggering the load for the next zone and skipping the level.
he succ him
6:25 d u p e d
Dank Submarinegold i like your explanation best
ᅚᅚᅚmet what the hell did you do to your pfp?
alternate title
"wiping out the entire russia mafia in 15 minutes"
11:06 morally humiliated cop...
Respect! You're amazing
Congratulations!!
OH SHIT HE DID IT
gz keep doing it!
Wow very nice run, Buddy 😎
I love how at one point the Biker kicks Jacket so hard he phases through the wall
Finally u did it
папич в axye
11:00 "Notice me, senpai~!"
A man of culture, I see
He needed to get home for the cookies he ordered
Скиньте это Папичу!!!
Imagine this hitman in real life! :O
What a fucking Maestro. No amount of practice could ever get me this good you have Jedi reflexes
>drops phone
>please dont be cracked
>the phone:
Awesome.
10:59 "notice me senpai..."
8:45 He so smooth it looked like a rhythm game
This man is definetly on a watch list
You killed Jacket, you cant break the time & space like this, you know what you did?
He didn't.And you clearly didn't play the second game.
Jacket was told to kill biker because he knew too much.
Jacket fails to kill biker,so they make richter to kill jacket,but that fails too.
After Richter was arrested,a riot started by 50 Blessings to attempt to kill Richter.That failed too.
Get it?
Woosh
@@jefftanner690 How. Was. That. A. Woosh. LEARN WHAT A WOOSH IS DUMBASS
test420 *AKSHUALLY*
You changed the future! You created a time paradox!
Kind of a sin to play this game with the music so low.
I like the fact that he doesnt try on most of the levels and just glitches like a smart ass
He ain't John Wick here. He's possesed by the spirit of Richard
His performance in "Resolution"!
Absolutely incredible!
TIP: Be fast and efficient
good on ya man!
So focused he didn't even puke after killing the bum.
У него моды на починку дверей, да?
DUDE ARE U OK I'M SERIOUSLY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
BTW THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE SPEEDRUNS I'VE EVER SEEN WOW THIS CAPS LOCK IS DEFINITELY NECESSARY
Martina Mürer DUDE CHILL TF OUT BRO DUDE
Os Torres sorry man, I get excited way too easily.
Martina Mürer IT'S OK MOM
Os Torres OH SHIT HAVE I ACCIDENTALLY ADOPTED YOU OH SHIT SHIT SHIT HOW AM I GOING TO RAISE YOU I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB
lore accurate hotline miami gameplay
An army of combat trained mobsters
Vs
Florida Man
My last local record is 22:23
The world record is ~15:40 ...
>>IM GONNA CEEP TRAINING AND BEAT THIS RECORD!
Dumbass
John Wick mode: ON
Mom: Play 16 minutes! No more!
*Me:*
*congratulations*
He definitely gotta grip
4:05 eazy WR
Well done mate :)
Ah yes, how to get a BIGGER headache playing Hotline Miami!