Junk Mail - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin
About Cyanide and Happiness:
Cyanide and Happiness is a daily webcomic on www.explosm.net that was created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin in 2005. - Komedie
The birdie in the end is so sad 😢
He didn't need money or girls, he needed a friend...
theonefrancis I know
The other three stock figures took him in.......
.....and had a massive orgy!!!!!
*stick figures.
More like bird was with him disinterestedly
@Poopy Hed he sure liked it 🙂
Well, ghost girl or not the guy would've died. His erection was lasting way too long.
HAH LOL
it was not an erection just a dig bick
Etimfon Bassey
If it wasn't erect, it would've been floppy. :\
Spartan Seventyeight why would a dig bick be floppy
Etimfon Bassey
Because gravity.
The main guy actually did The right thing. If he didn't, the email would have circled the globe forever
He sacrifice himself to save the world
What a legend
Props to the longPP guy
If everybody shares... no one dies, right ?
Wwaaaaw
Feel kinda bad for the homeless dude who is just left on the bike moving off screen and then never seen again.
he's still waaaay better off than when it started, that's one way to look at it.
@@AudreeAdam He just needs to buy a cell phone and reply to some junk mail
I like to like
Why? He ends up with a fair amount of cash and a novelty bicycle, and he lives. That should be enough to forge a better life for himself.
yep it was a happy ending to him
Aw poor bird at the end
XXIV VII I know right? :(
XXIV VII i agree
liek dis if u cri evrytiem
i feel so bad ;(
XXIV VII I'm crying now 😭
I cried a little at the bird part.
The guy made a lot of friends because he had a huge dick and tons of money, which attracted the single ladies and the Nigerian prince. The bird only befriended him because they both liked to whistle, in the end everyone was celebrating that he died, yet the bird who didn't want anything stayed true to him. I think people feel sad because they can relate to the huge dick guy, that there are a lot of people who are fake and will befriend you for benefits. THIS Is SO DEEP. (no pun intended)
+Prey Item Keywords: NO PUN INTENDED
+Prey Item Keywords: NO PUN INTENDED
rai ny so tru *cri*
***** idk, can you whistle?
Sure.
It's a shame... He never got to use that huge wood.
Did you crie when the bird cried or not if no you are soulless person
I can fix that
hungri didnt and i have no heart
@@greenguywithanl671 I did not I just find it hard to cry since i am always so happy
@@greenguywithanl671 I did cry when looking at your terrible english
0:32 Me after customizing my cyberpunk character.
bro LMAO
Hahaha same
That aged like milk there’s like 2 sizes.
😳Pau
The fuck? 🤣
Plot twist: he actually died because his erection lasted more than 4 hours
I dont get how you die of that?
That wouldn't kill you, you would just lose it.
OneToughCookie TheCZcamsHero he isn’t having an erection m8
Traitors 2088 Blood flow gets all out of wack, simple explanation, heart attack
Keep in mind that viagra was originally developed to be a heart medication, but they found it was far more effective for ed, so if it’s being to effective it leads to problems with the heart
Don't be sad bird. He lived a hard life, but a pleasing one. He was 'happy' in his last moments.
A "hard" life.
+Notarealchannelname really bro lol
+Notarealchannelname That's kind of what I was going for.
+Raven Shirwood so he was happy while getting murdered from a ghost ? :D
Notarealchannelname if you look at the google +s you can notice the number says 69
The bird was the only one who truly cared for him
Not necessarily true! The rest attended his funeral, after all. Don't you understand, they may have partied on, but that's only because that's what he would have wanted them to do! It might have even been in the will, we don't know! Perhaps they are not indifferent to his death, they are merely celebrating his life. You know who DIDN'T attend his funeral though? His MOM. It was only the people he picked up. No wonder he was deleting the e-mails from her.
Never gets old. Probably my favorite Explosm short
Le Telepathé is my number 1, this is number 2
no *our* favorite
definitely my favorite
*Lab Results has joined the chat*
Same this is my favorite
Now that's how you-
*puts on sunglasses*
DIE HARD
Dylan Roberts Ok i'll give you that
***** I can tell you're fun at parties.
***** What do u expect this is the internet dumb fuck
Memo Vega well life has been HARD ON you hasn't it :P
Wallace Collins lol hard whats with the penis jokes
This is the best Cyanide & Happniess Short ever. Nothing beats this.
what about the yummy pie one?
Ted Bear/ Ted Bear 2 are my favorites
I like Waiting for the Bus more tbh.
+Karn Pull my Finger is easily better
I like The Rope
2:05 is that a statue of Vladimir Lenin? lol
Lol yeaa it actualy is
I've been wondering the same thing
Hmmm. Would you like yo get evaporated son?
Dan Delone also at 1:54.
Communism will follow you everywhere
This is peak C&H. The story, the music, the animation, nearly 10 years later this is still the best.
The bird was the only one that cared
D;
Because the bird liked him before he was rich.
XD Yep
He was just sad he didn't get any inheritance.
***** so size DOES matter
Christ, I wish junk mail actually worked like this.
You'd be forwarding a lot of chain letters then, if you know what's good for you.
Deflation in it's prime baby
To get killed by a 13 year old
@Potato Potato i just did tho
@Potato Potato except i'm not harassing any homosexual
Why did the bird at the end break my heart so much
He is sad his only friend sausage man died at the end i almost cried
@@greenguywithanl671 “sausage man” ._.
Only the bird had feelings :(
Me is also sad bro
He ate that big sausage in two bites, he da real mvp
+Ba'Koen - Klingon Empire - House Vampry cancer
Lol
Deep Throat game strong
Kill the weebs
+Phii'shee the Khajiit kill the Bambi I mean Pan
2:44 at least he died with a crown on his...head XD
This needs to be top comment.
Animation Epic why?
This is the most sexual joke I have seen on CZcams thus far
Burning Panda MilkShake HD
Burning Panda MilkShake HD crown on new dick
Poor bird at the end.
*I NEVER EVEN KNEW BIRDS CRIED*
Subscribe To Me For No Reason yup they do
Subscribe To Me For No Reason they share emotions just like humans
They feel physical pain and even emotional
Best D O N G he ever perched on
;-;
I would be pissed off if some guy tapped my dog like that.
Not if that music was playing.
@@Losrandir
LMAO!
Dude, thank you, your comment killed me
At the end of the day, the lil' bird was his only true friend. Money can give u that, but it won't last forever...a true friend is the one that misses you when you are not around.
I almost cried
Nah. Bird was only crying because Dude forgot to specifically mention the bird as an inheritance as well. So the bird got nothing when he died. Bird was feeling rejected, unloved, and loss of a shit ton of moniez!
@@kari7403 😂
@@kari7403 Nah man... He didn't want money... He just wanted his friend back...
@@dm3402 I was bird, can confirm was left out of inheritance. Fuck that greedy bastard, may he rot in hell.
This is commonly known as the most catchy song, and best skit ever.
Drew Jarrell p
I was randomly whistling this the other day and it was figuratively killing me that I couldn't remember where it was from
omnfg whats the name of the song i cant find it anywhere ;-;
nhg bg darude sandstorm
Everytime im at work i find myself whistling this theme lmao
I called the number on the dudes tv screen and it turns out the phone number is for adult entertainment
Your avatar fits way too well for this comment
so you called 1-800-ass-hole
What the fuck ._.
We’re you actually surprised? It’s literally in the name
Same for 1-800-eat-shit
1:21 mrbeast be like
Are you secretly implying that Mr. Beast got an 10+ incher 😱😍
@@jeromealday614 judging from proportion tp his body thats way more then ten i mean 2.6 feet at least
Yes, we are.
am i the only one that felt sorry for the bird in the end?
same
me 2 :c
Yes.
Was just going to comment this.
yep
It's hard to cry when there's happy music playing...
the music is so loving and I enjoyed ❤🙈
that made me cry more lol
Oh shit 666 likes mai dude
"Customizable Genitals" - Cyberpunk 2077
I am VERY happy that this was the first C&H short I ever watched. I don’t remember how long ago it was, but this was the perfect introduction 😂
guys, this is sad but true. the bird, remember the bird. it was the one living thing that he helped have a happier day without money, and it was the only living thing that was sad to see him go. true friends are the ones that are made, not bought. :(
Holy shit, something profound in a C&H sketch?
HelloSatanHere there is always something profound... in your... huff. gotta hold myself from destroying this beautiful thread.
It's true the bird didn't care that he had money, just a huge dick.
What a slutty bird.
actually you could also notice that the homeless guy disappeared when they started hanging out with the chicks. This guy who had nothing was probably there because of women so he didn't want to do it again nor did he want his new fund friend to, which is why he was sad departing.
I went too far ?
You're so deep, that Adele is rolling in you.
"Junk" mail... I get it now!
Oh that's clever
I see what you did there.
I dont see it....lol
ASUNA GAMER Junk is a slang term for penis. *flies away*
oh.lolz
2:35 Where Sonic was left to die.
Sophia C. I just noticed that
STOP USING THE DEM GREEN HILL!!!
He's not dead yet I think
He lives there that explains why sonic is trash
Sonic sucks so he is basically dead
I come back to this one almost every month it’s the song and the bird that brings me here Auh the nostalgia ❤️❤️
the end was kinda sad with the bird lol
First Name Last Name ikr
Yep
First Name Last Name
I guess you could say he died hard.
when he wistled his head looked like a bowling ball.
Lol
When you keep rolling 20's in D&D
WAIT... at the beginning when he's flipping channels you see an advertisement for ultra soldier, a sketch that came out almost a entire year later in the C&H show!
Ben P it was probably in development or was a rough idea for a sketch that got incorporated into the show/
Shattered Haven
i know i just saw no other comments on it and wanted to point it out
That Bacon Strip i'm whiprust on sploder, if you wanna check me out i made some pretty good games in my later days but currently i'm on hiatus. anyway though nice to see a fellow sploder member on youtube! :)
That Bacon Strip
:D
Ben P there is only one possible explanasion, ILLUMINATI!!!!
1:53 Hobo is like "dude wtf I thought we were friends."
Giovanni Serrano haha
We not gonna talk about him eating half a giant-ass hotdog in one bite?
He was some sort of godlike being. There's no other explanation but that. For one day, he had reality warping powers or something. If only he had controlled this power better.
Ghost: * Kills man *
Man: * Becomes a ghost *
Ghost: Well this is awkward
Is it just me, or was that ending (with the bird) actually really sad? I mean like seriously... I swear, it made me sad, is that weird??
T_T ikr
Omg me too..
T-T
Yes it was extremely sad...😓😓😓😢😢😢😥😥😥😪😪😪😭😭😭😰😰😰
It was really sad T_T 😢😭
***** Is this the krusty crab?
There should be a movie like this
Twd Kenny starring Nicolas Cage
Yeah.
Twd Kenny ☠️☠️
That would be nedo Butters
That would be weird
2:54 makes me sad for the blue bird
This is clearly the best one ever
The perfect dose of random shit based humor and the sad feeling at the end.
2:28
OH MY GOOODDDD!!! That girl has an actual hand! she must be the FIRST character to have one!
Nah
Those hot dogs were made with: "Fresh Kitten feet and blood butt"??? 0:39
Wtf???
Pffft, bahahaha!!!
Good eye, holy shit 😂😂
Cyanide and happiness for you.
Butt blood would be the correct way
I whistle this all the time working at Walmart and I can’t wait for someone to recognize it.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that this man ate half a giant hotdog in one bite
Definitely the best episode since their return.
Have you ever had one of those moments where you rewatch an awesome video and think, "Damn! I need to *like* this" and you see that you have already *liked* this before... Then you wish you could *like* it again.
Same feelings bro
I am a ghost of a 13 year old girl like or reply this comment to other 10 people or I will murder you!
Lol, TROLOLOLOLOL
MrPharre Oh Yeah? Bring it on!
Jorion Edwards *Jumps out of truck* WOOOOOO!!!
This is probably the greatest Cyanide and Happiness short of all time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
0:02 did anyone hear storage wars on the tv
Based on a true story.
I made it through to the end and now know a better dick joke will never be made.
It's really weird that this is the top comment. The one below has like 3.8k likes
i love how the gravestone just says rip
Because he was too epic to canonically have a name. He's like the doom guy.
Heh...
“Junk” mail...
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
At the end of the video I got sad when the bird cried😭😢
Who cares
GD Blacky I care. You don’t have to be an ass.
Me too :(
GD Black the answer is above your comment
Fornite sucks
The first friend, the bird who was really loyal, got abandoned for new friends. When the man died though, it still remained loyal and came back to mourn his best friends death.
Well they all showed up to the funeral.
@@medexamtoolsdotcom didn't last long, they were probably waiting for the inheritance
still coming back to this CLASSIC
Anybody else find themselves whistling this whenever they’re out on a walk?
The hotdog stand says "Made with fresh kitten feet and blood butt"
Holy sheet its true
Am I the only one who felt bad for the bird?
No ;(
ENLARGE UR
PENIS 2DAY!!!11
Reply to enlarge your penis.
TrueMCFox *looks down* omg it works
you're*
Lol, what's a bird? That's a twitter you noob
*Denmark launches the Oddest children's TV show*
the tv show:
I can't believe I've been whistling to this song almost daily for nearly 10 years.
The dance at 0:59 it's just amazing!
Def my favorite Cyanide and happiness moment of all time
who is gonna be the brave soul that made a 10 hour video of the whistle mmmm
With any luck, Dave will lol. It's his song, after all.
Its a good ring tone xD
This song has been stuck in my head for 5 years
Seven years later and I still watch this once In a while.
I'd say I predicted this one...
But then I'd be way too cocky.
+TFAnimates NEVER!
This comment is underrated
Is that suppose to be a Pun?
+Mr Cheetos
'Cocky'
The Character enlarged his.......yeh
+victor white 69 likes Kappa
The way the two girls keep dancing is hilarious 😄😂
The black women's dance is way funnier
moral: only bird needs you :c
Nah the Nigerian prince was the best at dancing
I only like the bird
how can a 3 minute short, without uttering a single word, display such emotion and immersion. If only the writers of this short wrote the star wars sequels, then we would have some actual good content
and now I cant stop whistling that song
Can we all agree that this is the best short Explosm has made?
totally
Waiting for the bus is the best imo
my fav one is Ted Bear
totally
Le telepathe
98 years of this video has been watched... Woah
FatMonsterIsEatin waow.
Now its 141 years.
quik mafs
@Goodbrew84 No it's not - it's 129 years right now
How are you calculating that? I did: Video Length in seconds * views / 60 for minutes / 60 for hours / 24 for days / 365 for years.
This one and 'Drunk' are my favorite Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
9 years later and still peak Cyanide and Happiness
I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE BIRD
The real question is what happened to the homeless guy...
Oh he kicks Pigeons and dogs now.
Left with that redhead girl, bought the house, settled down...
***** As funny as all the other comments are I think you win top comment here so you deserve way more likes.
***** whos cinnaminbug1
alejandro diaz I think his channel got deleted. I wonder how. Hackers perhaps... :3 Maybe someone wanted the most likes. hehe...
Omg the bird made me cry at the end 😢
This reply section will be nothing but 😢
Please countinue to reply with 😢 after my original spam of 😢
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My fav one by far
0:44 genuine anger
You know he's angry when the background music stops
0:49 now he's happy!
Who else felt bad for the bird 🐦??
Fortnite Edits i did
Me
Same
His only true friend before the money and hoes 💯
Me :(
I put this on replay every day
0:08 man on fire running 😂
who thinks the whistle is catchy?
Beaches and Hose me!
Me
Me
Everyone on earth
I guess the first email was literally....JUNK mail. lolololol
Get out.
+Killstreak2 O.. MY... GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHH XD
+Steven get cancer
+Hash Frowns snoop dog
That's literally the fucking pun they already made. You're slow.
This is the short that introduced me to cyanide and happiness
I was introduced to Cyanide and Happiness by 'Big Sausage Pizza'
@@AdrianMarinMarinoES my introduction was "The Decision".
Mine was Confession
Mine was serial killer since I played as purple shirt in SuperBoys and I looked him up
Almost 9 years later and it still kicks!
Holy hell that's the best Cyanide and Happiness there's been in a good while xD
Sometimes, life doesn't make sense to me. Then I watch Cyanide and Happiness and life is so clear again.
fuck you doge
Did that dog just talk?
Wow, such doge. Much wisdom. Very depth. Wow.
I think it would've been funnier if you said :" life doesn't make sense to me. Then I watch Cyanide and Happiness and life still doesn't make any sense.
Lockhound
Doge hater!
Finally, this video! I'm never bothered to watch the compilations and I always see a clip from this on the outro. Now I've finally seen the video!!
Love this one
why is no one talking about the fact that he deleted his mom!??!
No,he just doesnt want to see his mom cause hes having fun without her..
OMG YOU ARE RIGHT
@@medexamtoolsdotcom no need to go that far ya wierdo
Actually he didnt delete his mum bcuz when he deleted the 13 yr old gurl thing.. Its still happening
@@SPADE-de1wk Oh am I really going too far with that? It probably escaped your notice that she didn't show up at her own son's funeral. WHY would she not show up at her own son's funeral? She would have no way of knowing that he deleted her message seconds before he died, maybe he just didn't see it yet, not that that would be enough of a reason anyway. Also, he apparently wrote her out of his will, since his money went to the people he met along the way. I'd say all this is pretty GOOD evidence that there was some SERIOUS problem between him and his mom.
you know this story is kind of sad because this is how i see it
the man got this large penis and made a friend the bird but when he got a bunch of money he abandoned the bird because he didn't want him and could find new friends and then at the end when he dies the bird comes back not forgetting their friendship
or am taking this too seriously
Yes
It means "big penis > bunch of money"
Thats So Sad T_T
u r, they r still friends tho
Way to seriously...
This is classic as you can get in this show
Ending will forever make me cry