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“Sir we can not replace the DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSS you ordered.”Dude that cracked me up
Lol
Same! XD
@@ireneobi9736 not LOl, okay?
😂😂😂😂
@@BrianNguyen-jy3vq Shut up
"THE 'DEICKS' YOU ORDERED" LOL
2:03
1:22 Deeeeeeeccckkkksss
Lol good one
Sad Larry is that you I haven't seen you since graduation
@@finger_me_hard_daddy I'm sick of your sh*t, Larry!
F**king dick
"we cannot just replace the *𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼* you ordered because you changed your mind"
What the fuck is that font my guy
That’s news to him
@@Mr_p00pdealer I really don't know
𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓈
@@UpsideDownCycle How did you change the font?
1:18 when you forget one grain of salt on Gordon Ramsay’s steak
And the lamb sause
Underrated
YOU FRICKIN DONKEY
Still undderated
I want to like this but I dont wanna ruin the number of likes
The wife was more concerned that he was "making a scene" than having a plate of docks for their anniversary meal
Ya it sucks that he took all the docks i could of fished on it
@XUÉ NEMOGA STOUT ya we could have been seamen and find sperm whales dahm
lion rewind ink we could have a fishy meal from the salty water
nice plate of DOCKS
That's actually the only part that makes sense in this.
ok wait a second..
DID SHE JUST LEAVE BEHIND HER BACON
Mansoor Mannan
Mansoor Mannan HERESY!
Mansoor Mannan BLASPHEMY
Mansoor Mannan MINE!!!!!!!! *Snaches all the bacon and bolts*
Mansoor Mannan You men have Bacon, we have chocolate. Don't juge us. One of us knows where you live....
This is absolutely timeless
It's five years old, I've watched it about 20 times and it still cracks me up every time
especially that mashup reaction video that I cant find anymore
I've watched it 20 times today already
Same
I’ve watched this countless times lmao
same
Netflix:"are you still there"
Some ones Daughter: 2:39
Lmao
Lol
😨😂
More like someone’s son
@@sixela6 probably
It would be funny if he ordered Exit signs...
hahahahahahhahahhaha
CorruptedTech i got that 😂
CorruptedTech I just watched that 😂😂
CorruptedTech ikr
CorruptedTech ghh
2:03 made me laugh so hard😂
SAME BRO LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The *deeeeks*
The way he said it so personally lol 😂
I like 1:20 😂 lmao
I can't stop clicking on the timestamp
I keep rewatching this one just for the way he says "dicks" lol
My friends fam already throw his phone out after that guy say ( dicckkkksssss )
Anyone gonna talk about how professional the waiter was while saying stuff at 1:22, 1:49 and 2:03? Man just said all that so casually without bursting out laughing like how I would
Dicccckss
2:17
im more concerned on where they got them?
and so quickly...
it's the CIA
Jacob Hall its all synthetic. Scientifically and perfectly engineer
😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😂😂😂
The roman catholic church
The way he says "dicks" will always be iconic!
*Diiiicksss*
No the *DICKS* part. Not the *DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSD*
2:02 is the best part lol
Its been 6 years, but the "your dinner sir, DIICCKKKSS" still gets me
At 2:03 I can't stop laughing
Cyborg PlexGaming Agreed
Thanks
Cyborg PlexGaming and 1:22
funny
Clarence Gilbert ikr
2:03 Just going along with the ride. 🤣
Same here
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I have clicked 2:03 soooo many times hahahahhahahahah
Quickster Twister I broke the fucking replay button 🤣
2:02 is better button
2:43 he a happy hippopotamus
I still firmly believe this to be the best Cyanide And Happiness comic ever made, seriously, it's perfect
It's a distant 2nd after "Junk Mail". You're almost correct. If it wasn't for that one.
1:50 that guy in the background as he’s reading the order 😂
Right lol he was looking like WTF??!?
Haha
“Oh my.”
OH MY HOLY SHIT!!!
I HATE THE WORD "dickssssssssssss........................."
where?
I bet a lot of peeps will return back to this video after seeing the waiter in Exit.
Greg Jonson samee
Same
Greg Jonson same
That's where I came from
Yeah same here
“That would be so yummy wummy”. 🤣😂
Idk-
...sir.
Me: makes joke about being gay
My friends 5 years later: 1:14
Wtf 😂😂
Wow
Wew
1:15*
I laugh every time he says "Your dinner, sir: Diiiiiiiiicks"
I guess you could say that waiter...
Was a real dick.
DerpyMuffins555 Someone had to say it.
DerpyMuffins555 Someone had to say it.
Brandon Toney What, you mean,
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks?
IAN 4000 PRESS NUMBER 7!!! AND AGAIN!
1:22 even better
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccckkkssss
Diiiiiiiiiiiiickssss
Deeeeckzz
DIIIIIIIIIIIX
0.25
1:51 The guy in the back is me when I hear something happening in the restaurant
2:01 had me laughing so hard
A pregnant lady: *telepathically orders meal*
The chefs: **now this is an avengers level threat**
Lmao
Chef: *_OH GOD OH FUCK_*
Awesome this would be a awesome fictional place to eat in
Fuck, i dont get it
@@coolpfpbut9505 a pregnant woman has two minds
You could say that guy was........ addickted.
nice one
YOU SAW YOUR CHANCE AND YOU TOOK IT. Bravo sir.
HA!
What a ballsy comment.
cool
2:03 lol
R.I.P Captain Lightning
Laughed too hard
Me: Endless buffet!
Chefs: Oh dear god...
2:03 *THE DIEEECKS*
random person lmao
random person what u just said works sooo well with your acc pic XD LOL
Hello brudda
I replay many timess in the part of the Dieeekss
2:02
When the waiter says "we cannot just replace the DICKS" I lose my shit. I literally watch this every day lol ... What the fuck am I doing with my life
Same actually
Same I laughed so hard
i laugh my shit out😂
+Levin Ranada and then the lady didn't want the chocolate fountain anymore.
xD IKR
His face when he says “diiiiiiicks” I want that tatted on my body. And the second time made me laugh harder than the first. This is one of their best!
“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request”
the best character is the butler
look at his facial expressions
justin moore lol ikr
justin moore its a waiter!!! that is a restaurant!!!
justin moore yes yes all the yes
justin moore do you know brayden moore?
*Waiter
1:17 My reaction when my mom makes a new meal for the first time.
@@tweedycheetah2083 lol he said new meal not dicks...... 😑😑😑
@@radical105 wooooooosh
@@toasthieu4389 what?! Clearly you dont know how to use "whoooosh".
How in the hell dicks was in the topic of this comment when he said "new meal"
@@radical105 and another woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Toxic Toast R/Foundthemobileuser
did anyone notice the 41 on the guys steak at 0:34 ?
This waiter needs his own series!
I don't think it's that bad. He has an acquired taste in food.
If he was a girl I would understand.
Hey look it's you. Well, I'm just going to leave a comment here.
yup
Just
A
1:17 that's definitely a face full of joy
😂😂😂
Is that pfp union dixie?! Fuck yeah
1:22 Do that on 0,25x 😂😂😂
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
0.25 is a bit too much.
0.5 is optimal.
DEEEEEEEEEIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKSSSS
His wife acted that way because it's the only way to break up politely.
I can’t stop thinking of the chef going, what does table 12 want?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS
Holy shit I'm fuckin traumatized, laughing and watching this video in front of the children in school. XD
I can see waiter's teeth in EEEEEEEEE's
This still is and will always be my favorite one.
What would happen if he ate the dicks IN FRONT of his wife XD
"You look experienced. Is there something you aren't telling me?" that or she'd have a look of horror and leave with a "cannot unsee" look on her face.
TheActionMakers ! ya and 1:48. 😂😂😂😂😂
Yandere Gamer Girl
Mmmlmm m
Monk. M. Just. I k
Ok. K. Ok. K. Mmmmmm
Yandere Gamer Girl
1:22🇩🇮 🇨 🇰 🇸
2:02 we cannot replace the ᵈⁱᶜᵏˢ you ordered because you changed your mind
my all time favorite of this channel
1:49 dude in the back 😂💀
2:03 the D🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆cks LMAO
2:03 he knows what's going on. You can clearly see it on his face he made.
Try replaying it alot of time XD
7 years later i still love this short
2:03 Look at his face, he KNOWS whats going on
0:48 He already knew ahah
Wedwhu
Damns yes
I bet the waitor and the kitchen staff were kidding him
2:03 The *DEEIICKS*
😂😂😂oh man I laugh at that part,and I almsot fall off the bed
The way he said it had me dying lol
This is by far my FAVORITE short when I first saw this, and I still love it by rewatching till this day!
The best part about this is the background characters just watching the scene go by
1:07 How did that large fountain come out of that small dish?
Is the butler a part-time magician?
*waiter, not butler.
Well they know what you want for dinner just as you walk in, so probably.
Timelord technology. Bigger on the inside.
because it just does
You realize that you are trying to logically explain a cartoon right?
Does this happen often at Le Telepathé?
Arceus Lord of Creation yeah of course
I was thinking about what will Johnny Sins new vlog be like, they gave me a letter stating different ways to enlarge my *dick*
Probably because I go there a lot
Probably
Arceus Lord of Creation demonic shit involving dicks that's what
"We can't just replace the *DEEIKS* you ordered"
2020, and it's still one of their most memorable and funniest Short on this channel
2:14 Why...
did you leave the bacon behind 🥓😐
I know
The only thing that didn’t make sense in this entire video
I know right? Just take that
Exactly what a freaking waste
Chocolate is usually the go-to comfort food, so she took it to go bawl her eyes out. Otherwise, she'd have left it, too.
Please tell us you fully rendered that before pixelating it.
+Docktor Jim they did
imgur.com/hyPypMg
Docktor Jim DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!
old .enough He channeled John Kricfalusi when he did the closeup on the guy's mouth as he said that. It was like a flashback to Ren and Stimpy.
Docktor Jim haha, yeah xD
Love the picture of foxes on your channel. I adopted a blind fox at the zoo in the name of my company a few years back. Her name was Merry. I haven't checked on her since I moved to another city.
I've watched this a million times (can't believe it's almost 8 years old!) and still think it's comedy perfection
2:44 for smiley face
someone please make a 10 min loop of the waitress saying "dicks!" 2:01
Waitress? That's a male, though...! So it's waiter.
oh yeah oops
Huzzah for derp moments! \o/
It's honestly my favorite part of this whole video XD
PyroIs Shy V.2 www.infinitelooper.com/?v=05hTBAOnDQE&p=n#/121;124
The waiter's expressions and pronunciations of "dicks" never fail to make me die laughing
"sir we cannot just replace the ᴰ ᴵ ᶜ ᴷ ˢ you ordered"
IM DEAD
2:02 never gets old!
This is the level of gay that no one should ever reach
are you challanging me
I’m already there, honey.
Too late
There's nothing wrong with being gay, but that's um. That's just. Too far.
Puppet Player 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Who knows how Gordon Ramsay would think.🤔😮
These dicks are RAW!!!
*RAW!*
"WHERES THE DICK SAUCE"
These DICKS are so raw if you suck on it mayonnaise splurges out!
"finally some good fucking food"
A true masterpiece that never gets old!
I just crack up everytime he says "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS"
2:03
Hands down, my favorite Cyanide and Happiness episode.
Crydan i love The Climb
Same
Crydan same
Same
Me as well
Why was the hot dog the other lady ordered sticking up? And why is that whipped cream on top of... It.
TheVPro Did you seriously ask that question? It's pretty obvious what it's supposed to be, tbh..............
ProteanGreninja Yes, but why did he get actual dicks and not her? Was she simply hungry for a hotdog in the shape of a dick or what?
Atomic Robo Tesla Good point there.
TheVPro smh
Lumey Dump Hey, it's a legitimate question! Why did she get innuendo and he got the real thing?
My absolute favorite out of all the shorts.
When your cat throws up something weird 1:18
2:43 That little smile is hilarious
Jay Kay Notice the shape of the bulge of DEEX in his mouth?
1:22 hahahahahaha😂😂😂 and 2:03
2:04
@@vibesvines2182 it's 2:03
Holy shit I was going to comment This.......
That's my favorite part of the video thx alestor
Thanks! Just... thanks!
The waiter's French accent and facial expressions are top notch hilarious 😂 😂🤌🤌👌👌
"We cannot replace the *DEEKS* you ordered" 😂
god I wish an actual restaurant like this would be opened...
+Phire Wuffie 😂
WHAT IF SOMEONE GOT HORNY THOUGHTS IN THE RESTAURANT AND THEY BROUGHT U A STRIPPER
+Melonie Jen everyone will enjoy that
+Melonie Jen Seb Stan would show up for me😂😂
Lmao
1:18 when my mom sees my grades
@Zaymly when you reply to a year old comment
When you reply To a 7 month old comment
@@JaydenMontano when you respond to a month old comment
When you reply to a 2 year old comment
This will always be my favorite skit
2022 and I’m here again 😂this video is a masterpiece
your exit sign has arrived
2:43 when the teacher thinks you're eating so you try to pretend you're not
LOL XD
Oof
“Your dinner, sir.”
“DIIIIIIICKS”
She leaves carrying the chocolate fountain. Clearly, she has her priorities in order
1:22 XD The way he said it!
Diiiiiiiiicks
2:03 too! Lol
SodaSplash Productions you like it?
WHO CAME HERE AFTER WATCHING THE EXIT SIGN VIDEO??
Yaseen El-Idrisi. I did and it was so funny
Yaseen El-Idrisi me
me
Me😂
me
2:03 you can make it into a beat 🤣🤣🤣
MY MOM WAS NEXT TO ME SLEEPING AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH WATCHING THIS SAYING THE SIMPLE WORD THAT CRACKS ME UP EASILY 😂
Girlfriend: Steven, you're making a scene!
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO, EAT THEM???!!!!?
omac76 Ikr
Yes
omac79: Girlfriend: Steven, you're making a scene!
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO, EAT THEM???!!!!?
Me: It's just a fucking animation
90Project's ChannelV2 it is his opinion. Don't need to be rude.
90Project's ChannelV2 Shut up if your going to be rude and allow people to have their opinions, animation or not.
2:40 let it come out
Dont ya mean "cum out"?
ImADodechaYouInTheSnoze TM dirty minded much??
Your dinner sir Diiiiiiiccks 🍽️ that part was so weird and funny
This one I can never forget lmao, it’s so absurd that it sticks with you
2:38 my mom sent me a gif of this and told me to come eat (she thought they were fries???)
Dear god
Dafaq type of French fries does your mom make
Neon Flights d!ck fries
@@neonflights5951 yup...
Specially made by your dad :D
1:48 lmao😂😂😂😂
1:51
my friend said that
lmco
When he started eating them, that just cracked me up
2:40 Oh god why is one of them gray
Aqib Talib that wasnt a gay dick, it was an squid
Ravage360 The Dragonion the dick was ill? Possibly a zombie dick? Idfk..
Probably an old man dick.
Denver Fan forget that one of them was purple
Denver Fan
I dunno