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  • @xxweridoxx782
    @xxweridoxx782 Před 5 lety +3712

    “Sir we can not replace the DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSS you ordered.”Dude that cracked me up

  • @romanoffspringer7474
    @romanoffspringer7474 Před 3 lety +3656

    "THE 'DEICKS' YOU ORDERED" LOL

  • @UpsideDownCycle
    @UpsideDownCycle Před 3 lety +7145

    "we cannot just replace the *𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼* you ordered because you changed your mind"

  • @jonathanmckenzie3751
    @jonathanmckenzie3751 Před 4 lety +1218

    1:18 when you forget one grain of salt on Gordon Ramsay’s steak

  • @blueblurry1469
    @blueblurry1469 Před 4 lety +7210

    The wife was more concerned that he was "making a scene" than having a plate of docks for their anniversary meal

    • @nyatistik
      @nyatistik Před 4 lety +231

      Ya it sucks that he took all the docks i could of fished on it

    • @nyatistik
      @nyatistik Před 4 lety +65

      @XUÉ NEMOGA STOUT ya we could have been seamen and find sperm whales dahm

    • @HSdirectioner5
      @HSdirectioner5 Před 4 lety +28

      lion rewind ink we could have a fishy meal from the salty water

    • @frenchbucket3182
      @frenchbucket3182 Před 3 lety +20

      nice plate of DOCKS

    • @Dreadreming
      @Dreadreming Před 3 lety +23

      That's actually the only part that makes sense in this.

  • @mansoorabdul-mannan3701
    @mansoorabdul-mannan3701 Před 9 lety +4748

    ok wait a second..
    DID SHE JUST LEAVE BEHIND HER BACON

    • @robbydudley1124
      @robbydudley1124 Před 9 lety +3

      Mansoor Mannan

    • @ScotishChristian
      @ScotishChristian Před 8 lety +51

      Mansoor Mannan HERESY!

    • @decaf4450
      @decaf4450 Před 8 lety +71

      Mansoor Mannan BLASPHEMY

    • @Kestra62
      @Kestra62 Před 8 lety +70

      Mansoor Mannan MINE!!!!!!!! *Snaches all the bacon and bolts*

    • @bloodcottoncandy1514
      @bloodcottoncandy1514 Před 8 lety +7

      Mansoor Mannan You men have Bacon, we have chocolate. Don't juge us. One of us knows where you live....

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 Před 4 lety +1664

    This is absolutely timeless
    It's five years old, I've watched it about 20 times and it still cracks me up every time

  • @lazyjj5132
    @lazyjj5132 Před 3 lety +741

    Netflix:"are you still there"
    Some ones Daughter: 2:39

  • @CorruptedTech
    @CorruptedTech Před 7 lety +4995

    It would be funny if he ordered Exit signs...

  • @tendomancer6955
    @tendomancer6955 Před 4 lety +2255

    2:03 made me laugh so hard😂

  • @WFanatic502
    @WFanatic502 Před 3 lety +160

    I keep rewatching this one just for the way he says "dicks" lol

    • @gunss1649
      @gunss1649 Před 2 lety +1

      My friends fam already throw his phone out after that guy say ( dicckkkksssss )

  • @huh5909
    @huh5909 Před 3 lety +203

    Anyone gonna talk about how professional the waiter was while saying stuff at 1:22, 1:49 and 2:03? Man just said all that so casually without bursting out laughing like how I would

  • @SnowFallsSilent
    @SnowFallsSilent Před 7 lety +12278

    im more concerned on where they got them?

  • @whopperlover1772
    @whopperlover1772 Před 7 lety +510

    The way he says "dicks" will always be iconic!

  • @nitsuasiwel
    @nitsuasiwel Před 4 lety +78

    2:02 is the best part lol

  • @ianb9818
    @ianb9818 Před 2 lety +83

    Its been 6 years, but the "your dinner sir, DIICCKKKSS" still gets me

  • @ryzerizgayxd8998
    @ryzerizgayxd8998 Před 7 lety +2419

    At 2:03 I can't stop laughing

  • @quickstertwister3256
    @quickstertwister3256 Před 5 lety +1457

    2:03 Just going along with the ride. 🤣

  • @Mrfortnite8800
    @Mrfortnite8800 Před 4 lety +40

    2:43 he a happy hippopotamus

  • @JP12345
    @JP12345 Před 2 lety +84

    I still firmly believe this to be the best Cyanide And Happiness comic ever made, seriously, it's perfect

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 2 lety

      It's a distant 2nd after "Junk Mail". You're almost correct. If it wasn't for that one.

  • @xxXthekevXxx
    @xxXthekevXxx Před 4 lety +1746

    1:50 that guy in the background as he’s reading the order 😂

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson Před 7 lety +3141

    I bet a lot of peeps will return back to this video after seeing the waiter in Exit.

  • @unclesam2197
    @unclesam2197 Před 3 lety +74

    “That would be so yummy wummy”. 🤣😂

  • @subscribeplease2775
    @subscribeplease2775 Před 4 lety +182

    Me: makes joke about being gay
    My friends 5 years later: 1:14

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 Před 9 lety +527

    I laugh every time he says "Your dinner, sir: Diiiiiiiiicks"

    • @TheBrickly
      @TheBrickly Před 9 lety +14

      I guess you could say that waiter...
      Was a real dick.

    • @brandontoney8159
      @brandontoney8159 Před 9 lety

      DerpyMuffins555 Someone had to say it.

    • @brandontoney8159
      @brandontoney8159 Před 9 lety

      DerpyMuffins555 Someone had to say it.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 9 lety +6

      Brandon Toney What, you mean,
      Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks?

    • @Hriskataaa
      @Hriskataaa Před 9 lety

      IAN 4000 PRESS NUMBER 7!!! AND AGAIN!

  • @MrZeuz34
    @MrZeuz34 Před 6 lety +622

    1:22 even better

  • @brendenstahl7007
    @brendenstahl7007 Před 4 lety +32

    1:51 The guy in the back is me when I hear something happening in the restaurant

  • @zachatyshafer9836
    @zachatyshafer9836 Před 3 lety +45

    2:01 had me laughing so hard

  • @bluebelluwu
    @bluebelluwu Před 4 lety +6025

    A pregnant lady: *telepathically orders meal*
    The chefs: **now this is an avengers level threat**

  • @naraku123451
    @naraku123451 Před 9 lety +1342

    You could say that guy was........ addickted.

  • @theoneandonlyjazztheautobo8597

    2:03 lol

  • @allymills7089
    @allymills7089 Před 4 lety +72

    Me: Endless buffet!
    Chefs: Oh dear god...

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM Před 6 lety +862

    2:03 *THE DIEEECKS*

  • @JamieMckaye
    @JamieMckaye Před 8 lety +738

    When the waiter says "we cannot just replace the DICKS" I lose my shit. I literally watch this every day lol ... What the fuck am I doing with my life

  • @vidahasselburg3841
    @vidahasselburg3841 Před 4 lety +106

    His face when he says “diiiiiiicks” I want that tatted on my body. And the second time made me laugh harder than the first. This is one of their best!

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 Před 2 lety +5

    “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request”

  • @drdoctormd6519
    @drdoctormd6519 Před 7 lety +471

    the best character is the butler
    look at his facial expressions

  • @theskyrimplayer9854
    @theskyrimplayer9854 Před 5 lety +1167

    1:17 My reaction when my mom makes a new meal for the first time.

    • @radical105
      @radical105 Před 4 lety +6

      @@tweedycheetah2083 lol he said new meal not dicks...... 😑😑😑

    • @toasthieu4389
      @toasthieu4389 Před 4 lety +19

      @@radical105 wooooooosh

    • @radical105
      @radical105 Před 4 lety +5

      @@toasthieu4389 what?! Clearly you dont know how to use "whoooosh".
      How in the hell dicks was in the topic of this comment when he said "new meal"

    • @toasthieu4389
      @toasthieu4389 Před 4 lety +8

      @@radical105 and another woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle Před 4 lety +3

      Toxic Toast R/Foundthemobileuser

  • @paulinamedina7098
    @paulinamedina7098 Před 3 lety +5

    did anyone notice the 41 on the guys steak at 0:34 ?

  • @tedfromwi
    @tedfromwi Před 2 lety +11

    This waiter needs his own series!

  • @Immajeanyus
    @Immajeanyus Před 9 lety +3374

    I don't think it's that bad. He has an acquired taste in food.

  • @kegheihga3374
    @kegheihga3374 Před 4 lety +408

    1:17 that's definitely a face full of joy

  • @TerribleTommyFAN
    @TerribleTommyFAN Před 4 lety +31

    1:22 Do that on 0,25x 😂😂😂

  • @garrytalaroc
    @garrytalaroc Před 4 lety +13

    His wife acted that way because it's the only way to break up politely.

  • @drdan3538
    @drdan3538 Před 6 lety +607

    I can’t stop thinking of the chef going, what does table 12 want?
    DEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

    • @janyogyog76
      @janyogyog76 Před 5 lety +1

      Holy shit I'm fuckin traumatized, laughing and watching this video in front of the children in school. XD

    • @niyantasarkar5223
      @niyantasarkar5223 Před 5 lety +1

      I can see waiter's teeth in EEEEEEEEE's

  • @jay-k-hey6633
    @jay-k-hey6633 Před 7 lety +577

    This still is and will always be my favorite one.

    • @theactionmakers374
      @theactionmakers374 Před 7 lety +8

      What would happen if he ate the dicks IN FRONT of his wife XD

    • @jordancatton3447
      @jordancatton3447 Před 7 lety

      "You look experienced. Is there something you aren't telling me?" that or she'd have a look of horror and leave with a "cannot unsee" look on her face.

    • @YandereGamerGirl
      @YandereGamerGirl Před 7 lety

      TheActionMakers ! ya and 1:48. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Frostic-
      @Frostic- Před 7 lety +4

      Yandere Gamer Girl
      Mmmlmm m
      Monk. M. Just. I k
      Ok. K. Ok. K. Mmmmmm

    • @trevvysauce2821
      @trevvysauce2821 Před 7 lety +3

      Yandere Gamer Girl

  • @Sean-yj4wq
    @Sean-yj4wq Před 3 lety +5

    1:22🇩​​​🇮​​​​​ 🇨​​​​​ 🇰​​​​​ 🇸​​​​
    2:02 we cannot replace the ᵈⁱᶜᵏˢ you ordered because you changed your mind

  • @johannesheinrich9240
    @johannesheinrich9240 Před rokem +2

    my all time favorite of this channel

  • @jarrettdavis8946
    @jarrettdavis8946 Před 5 lety +288

    1:49 dude in the back 😂💀

  • @joenash2001
    @joenash2001 Před 4 lety +265

    2:03 he knows what's going on. You can clearly see it on his face he made.

  • @potzec
    @potzec Před 3 lety +2

    7 years later i still love this short

  • @JiBo6969
    @JiBo6969 Před 3 lety +2

    2:03 Look at his face, he KNOWS whats going on

  • @rabadu1076
    @rabadu1076 Před 4 lety +541

    0:48 He already knew ahah

  • @selozaruwu7373
    @selozaruwu7373 Před 5 lety +212

    2:03 The *DEEIICKS*

    • @derricmyers1343
      @derricmyers1343 Před 5 lety +4

      😂😂😂oh man I laugh at that part,and I almsot fall off the bed

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 Před 5 lety +1

      The way he said it had me dying lol

  • @jonjon6049
    @jonjon6049 Před 2 lety +2

    This is by far my FAVORITE short when I first saw this, and I still love it by rewatching till this day!

  • @leapfrog7099
    @leapfrog7099 Před 3 lety +3

    The best part about this is the background characters just watching the scene go by

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 Před 7 lety +686

    1:07 How did that large fountain come out of that small dish?
    Is the butler a part-time magician?

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason Před 7 lety +42

      *waiter, not butler.

    • @shinyespeon6974
      @shinyespeon6974 Před 7 lety +5

      Well they know what you want for dinner just as you walk in, so probably.

    • @ianalexander92
      @ianalexander92 Před 7 lety +5

      Timelord technology. Bigger on the inside.

    • @blubasaur9053
      @blubasaur9053 Před 7 lety

      because it just does

    • @trevvysauce2821
      @trevvysauce2821 Před 7 lety +23

      You realize that you are trying to logically explain a cartoon right?

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 Před 6 lety +2077

    Does this happen often at Le Telepathé?

    • @lalapisy
      @lalapisy Před 6 lety

      Arceus Lord of Creation yeah of course

    • @JP-mu5er
      @JP-mu5er Před 6 lety

      I was thinking about what will Johnny Sins new vlog be like, they gave me a letter stating different ways to enlarge my *dick*

    • @caitlynfrench5695
      @caitlynfrench5695 Před 6 lety +1

      Probably because I go there a lot

    • @destroyer-cu8if
      @destroyer-cu8if Před 6 lety

      Probably

    • @lyricalactor1248
      @lyricalactor1248 Před 6 lety

      Arceus Lord of Creation demonic shit involving dicks that's what

  • @butterknifeswordsman2397
    @butterknifeswordsman2397 Před 3 lety +12

    "We can't just replace the *DEEIKS* you ordered"

  • @bruh......2005
    @bruh......2005 Před 4 lety +5

    2020, and it's still one of their most memorable and funniest Short on this channel

  • @kathy8822
    @kathy8822 Před 5 lety +1684

    2:14 Why...
    did you leave the bacon behind 🥓😐

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 Před 8 lety +571

    Please tell us you fully rendered that before pixelating it.

    • @natalyst
      @natalyst Před 8 lety +94

      +Docktor Jim they did
      imgur.com/hyPypMg

    • @natalyst
      @natalyst Před 8 lety +4

      Docktor Jim DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 Před 8 lety +1

      old .enough He channeled John Kricfalusi when he did the closeup on the guy's mouth as he said that. It was like a flashback to Ren and Stimpy.

    • @natalyst
      @natalyst Před 8 lety

      Docktor Jim haha, yeah xD

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 Před 8 lety +1

      Love the picture of foxes on your channel. I adopted a blind fox at the zoo in the name of my company a few years back. Her name was Merry. I haven't checked on her since I moved to another city.

  • @soutarm
    @soutarm Před 2 lety +6

    I've watched this a million times (can't believe it's almost 8 years old!) and still think it's comedy perfection

  • @Pear933
    @Pear933 Před 4 lety +4

    2:44 for smiley face

  • @Drunkefox
    @Drunkefox Před 9 lety +511

    someone please make a 10 min loop of the waitress saying "dicks!" 2:01

    • @meowzzar9583
      @meowzzar9583 Před 9 lety +116

      Waitress? That's a male, though...! So it's waiter.

    • @Drunkefox
      @Drunkefox Před 9 lety +23

      oh yeah oops

    • @meowzzar9583
      @meowzzar9583 Před 9 lety +13

      Huzzah for derp moments! \o/

    • @warl54961
      @warl54961 Před 9 lety +7

      It's honestly my favorite part of this whole video XD

    • @pyroisshy6617
      @pyroisshy6617 Před 9 lety +9

      PyroIs Shy V.2 www.infinitelooper.com/?v=05hTBAOnDQE&p=n#/121;124

  • @Pooky1991
    @Pooky1991 Před 4 lety +236

    The waiter's expressions and pronunciations of "dicks" never fail to make me die laughing

  • @mariothedevil1537
    @mariothedevil1537 Před rokem +3

    "sir we cannot just replace the ᴰ ᴵ ᶜ ᴷ ˢ you ordered"
    IM DEAD

  • @brookestarr7571
    @brookestarr7571 Před 3 lety +3

    2:02 never gets old!

  • @raspberrycrowns9494
    @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 5 lety +2438

    This is the level of gay that no one should ever reach

    • @995cool
      @995cool Před 5 lety +177

      are you challanging me

    • @fatdudewh33lchair
      @fatdudewh33lchair Před 5 lety +98

      I’m already there, honey.

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 Před 5 lety +33

      Too late

    • @Syndikris
      @Syndikris Před 5 lety +62

      There's nothing wrong with being gay, but that's um. That's just. Too far.

    • @firminebanda3088
      @firminebanda3088 Před 5 lety +1

      Puppet Player 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @RegularInvader
    @RegularInvader Před 5 lety +2655

    Who knows how Gordon Ramsay would think.🤔😮

  • @luizsa8300
    @luizsa8300 Před 3 lety +4

    A true masterpiece that never gets old!

  • @DuffkaBigNerd
    @DuffkaBigNerd Před 3 lety +2

    I just crack up everytime he says "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS"
    2:03

  • @DubbedDan_Is_a_fat_donkey
    @DubbedDan_Is_a_fat_donkey Před 6 lety +740

    Hands down, my favorite Cyanide and Happiness episode.

  • @thevpro8177
    @thevpro8177 Před 9 lety +488

    Why was the hot dog the other lady ordered sticking up? And why is that whipped cream on top of... It.

    • @MrEzman99
      @MrEzman99 Před 9 lety +7

      TheVPro Did you seriously ask that question? It's pretty obvious what it's supposed to be, tbh..............

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 9 lety +37

      ProteanGreninja​ Yes, but why did he get actual dicks and not her? Was she simply hungry for a hotdog in the shape of a dick or what?

    • @MrEzman99
      @MrEzman99 Před 9 lety +3

      Atomic Robo Tesla Good point there.

    • @lumeydump8400
      @lumeydump8400 Před 8 lety

      TheVPro smh

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 8 lety +4

      Lumey Dump Hey, it's a legitimate question! Why did she get innuendo and he got the real thing?

  • @AdamWilberLikesBeer
    @AdamWilberLikesBeer Před 2 lety +1

    My absolute favorite out of all the shorts.

  • @xxxdre2648
    @xxxdre2648 Před 3 lety +2

    When your cat throws up something weird 1:18

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 Před 9 lety +48

    2:43 That little smile is hilarious

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 9 lety

      Jay Kay Notice the shape of the bulge of DEEX in his mouth?

  • @frankgutang2625
    @frankgutang2625 Před 5 lety +398

    1:22 hahahahahaha😂😂😂 and 2:03

  • @alexandriapape208
    @alexandriapape208 Před rokem +2

    The waiter's French accent and facial expressions are top notch hilarious 😂 😂🤌🤌👌👌

  • @cattod.1617
    @cattod.1617 Před 3 lety +6

    "We cannot replace the *DEEKS* you ordered" 😂

  • @eagleflies9515
    @eagleflies9515 Před 8 lety +893

    god I wish an actual restaurant like this would be opened...

    • @alpha_msz2245
      @alpha_msz2245 Před 7 lety +11

      +Phire Wuffie 😂

    • @meloniejen5864
      @meloniejen5864 Před 7 lety +21

      WHAT IF SOMEONE GOT HORNY THOUGHTS IN THE RESTAURANT AND THEY BROUGHT U A STRIPPER

    • @SGH-iLost
      @SGH-iLost Před 7 lety +12

      +Melonie Jen everyone will enjoy that

    • @lilith_618
      @lilith_618 Před 7 lety +1

      +Melonie Jen Seb Stan would show up for me😂😂

    • @meloniejen5864
      @meloniejen5864 Před 7 lety +4

      Lmao

  • @n0lifegaming668
    @n0lifegaming668 Před 5 lety +147

    1:18 when my mom sees my grades

  • @shadowthief6471
    @shadowthief6471 Před 2 lety

    This will always be my favorite skit

  • @angies_bae6384
    @angies_bae6384 Před 2 lety

    2022 and I’m here again 😂this video is a masterpiece

  • @reshaf
    @reshaf Před 7 lety +43

    your exit sign has arrived

  • @NieMonD
    @NieMonD Před 6 lety +173

    2:43 when the teacher thinks you're eating so you try to pretend you're not

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 Před 3 lety +1

    “Your dinner, sir.”
    “DIIIIIIICKS”

  • @mikeyplier
    @mikeyplier Před 10 měsíci +2

    She leaves carrying the chocolate fountain. Clearly, she has her priorities in order

  • @mikantsumikeehee6745
    @mikantsumikeehee6745 Před 6 lety +111

    1:22 XD The way he said it!
    Diiiiiiiiicks

  • @MrYaseen100
    @MrYaseen100 Před 7 lety +1153

    WHO CAME HERE AFTER WATCHING THE EXIT SIGN VIDEO??

  • @djwolf8741
    @djwolf8741 Před 4 lety +1

    2:03 you can make it into a beat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AyeRobin
    @AyeRobin Před měsícem +1

    MY MOM WAS NEXT TO ME SLEEPING AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH WATCHING THIS SAYING THE SIMPLE WORD THAT CRACKS ME UP EASILY 😂

  • @omac7651
    @omac7651 Před 6 lety +1451

    Girlfriend: Steven, you're making a scene!
    Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO, EAT THEM???!!!!?

    • @kaylak1372
      @kaylak1372 Před 6 lety +46

      omac76 Ikr

    • @god6488
      @god6488 Před 6 lety +18

      Yes

    • @new_filler
      @new_filler Před 6 lety +23

      omac79: Girlfriend: Steven, you're making a scene!
      Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO, EAT THEM???!!!!?
      Me: It's just a fucking animation

    • @fancyxemon2706
      @fancyxemon2706 Před 6 lety +39

      90Project's ChannelV2 it is his opinion. Don't need to be rude.

    • @newworldhopes8462
      @newworldhopes8462 Před 6 lety +21

      90Project's ChannelV2 Shut up if your going to be rude and allow people to have their opinions, animation or not.

  • @rbloxtv2183
    @rbloxtv2183 Před 5 lety +329

    2:40 let it come out

  • @gmachine3130
    @gmachine3130 Před 3 lety +3

    Your dinner sir Diiiiiiiccks 🍽️ that part was so weird and funny

  • @iikitsunex-x
    @iikitsunex-x Před 3 měsíci

    This one I can never forget lmao, it’s so absurd that it sticks with you

  • @fan855
    @fan855 Před 4 lety +756

    2:38 my mom sent me a gif of this and told me to come eat (she thought they were fries???)

  • @vroskiis
    @vroskiis Před 6 lety +371

    1:48 lmao😂😂😂😂

  • @evanpaccione7314
    @evanpaccione7314 Před 4 lety +3

    When he started eating them, that just cracked me up

  • @denverfan3005
    @denverfan3005 Před 6 lety +789

    2:40 Oh god why is one of them gray