Rudy "It's A Bitch-Ass Life" - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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"Shit" - Rudy's last words :]
*word
its "Shiiiiiiiiet"
Not anymore you bitch ass
come on Rudy, you can't just come back from the grave and start insulting everyone again!
I can do whatever the fuck I want
"Did you know my grandpa?" *sigh* "He called me a bitch."
If Jesse Pinkman had children.
I see we watched the same video.
+Gatorade Me Bitch you speak the truth more than anybody else
He called everyone a bitch
+Gatorade Me Bitch Lol so true
Rudy: **swears in his whole life**
Wife: *this is fine*
Flasia Lucas Gabriel Surio just because he was rude doesn’t mean he wouldn’t kill a bitch for his loved ones
That was her fetish actually
Honestly I would do the same
Maybe she saw something good in Rudy behind all of his rudeness and liked him despite his rampant swearing.
@@mart2942 lol
The fact he even insulted himself proved that he treated everyone equally
me
Seeing his grandson continue what he started makes me so fucking happy
You Diss-Copying,Tradition-Passing,Realative-Rembering son of a...
That and the oranges.
Yeah, but little did he know the teacher did something beautiful
@@rynmaymay9309 genius
There should be a sequel that has the grandson keep it up
This was the longest roast in history
**woah**
Damn right it was
Lmfao
*clap clap clap*
I am your 1K like
1:28 That means Rudy is still alive today
What’s your proof he’s still alive? We all saw him die in the end.
@@annieanne5621 No, I mean in real life he would be alive
@@annieanne5621 its 2021 so he has 8 years left
We have to find him
This is a mission
it warmed my heart to see Rudy smile when his son graduated.
Yup
Rudy died at 79
That would make the teacher at least a hundred
@@vizthex no wife and kids having ass...
The teacher had mostly gray hair when he was in school so he's probably around 120
Yes, I also thought that lol
@@hulksmash3429 Unless he went gray early in life.
1 mph teach so he died after cause he slow af
1:55
Just casually walking by the graves at noon
F.B.I
Quite normal where I'm from at least
Disrespectful orange pickin'-ass grave defilin'
He was doing it with a skeleton.
F.B.I Qi
Wait FBI AND THE KGB ARE HERE.
1:19 He stole my future gravestone!
LMAO
@@bryandiaz9064 You mean you stole his. Nobody tops this man.
😂
Damn right he did
1:33 do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
Been looking for this.
i didnt know they made an animated documentary on samuel jackson's life :D
W
That's was creative
bruh😂
You can keep your ring
+mark wells Yeah, that is was creative.
This is my favorite episode. I love how on his deathbed he says he wouldn't change a thing which meant that his loved ones gave him an awesome life despite him being rude. Way to go Rudy!
Ol favorite episode having ass stating your opinion like a productive member of society ass
The respect is real RIP to Rudy😭😭😭
he wasnt really rude, he just speaked like he was rude. He had some pretty nice opinions.
@@bruhsauce644 *spoke
It doesn’t just end there. If you notice, even the CREDITS have picked Rudy’s pride up.
"He did it, he was rude his whole life.." gets me every time lmaoo
Damn right!
*I love it how the teacher made the oranges grow and Rudy protected it, l just loved that.*
He finally got off his ass and got him his orange juice.
Teacher: “ He was rude his whole life.”
Rudy’s grave: “DAMN RIGHT”
Yea.....it was obvious
I thought it said DAMN STRAIGHT... i dont even know how i made that mistake
I want that on my grave
666th like 😈👿
xuan lai now its 709
This is basically Samuel L Jackson life story
Damn Right
He would say
You damn right
Does Samuel L Jackson like anime?
Samuel L jackson: Yes I do,hentai to. Jajaa
@@SubjectSigma18 he also did Afro Samurai
1:40 at that moment, rudy from the sky looked at his grandson, proud of him.
1:19 I now what that as my gravestone
Took the teacher a while to give Rudy that juice.
it was over 9000 miles away
ikr
+Crippling Depression in form of a malteser aw boooooooo!!!!!!
Molassis*
Molasses
The fact that he was going to eat the orange with the peel on
From a tree fertilized by a dead body.
Also, why was he so happy while at a graveyard?
So, i saw orange tree growing from orange juice.
GOLDSNAKE lets not think about it.
Do-do normal people not eat the peel?
PLEASE make Rudy 2!! That would be sooo awesome!!
Rudy is dead so what would happen then?
@@NotMichael349 his grandson roasting the shit out of people
@@NotMichael349orange cussing at people
@@potffin or some infection, like people that ate those oranges go nuts and start acting like Him
Or maybe the tree disappears one day, either is used to make some furniture or whatever that becomes sentient
so many ways it could go.
People getting this in their recommended in 2030 be like:
*RIP in peace Rudy*
Well that’s nine years from now. Glad we’re here before those comments roll in.
Dude, why did you say Rest in Peace in peace
Yeah why the f you say that?
Everyone knows it's Rest in Pepperoni
Gosh. How far will this crazy world go? XD
That dude was about to bite into the orange without peeling it first?
that's not funny
+ToGetToTerrapin that's not funny
Dubly i'm not even black...
+ToGetToTerrapin and the dude was white so..
They actually do.
did you realize that
he smiled once in his life, when his son graduated from college
It was high school, not paying attention-ass stupid fucking comment-ass getting minor details about the video wrong-ass son of a bitch
The Red Spider 😂
I never knew making me proud ass was an insult
all the names are taken so did my dad
College ass
Rudy is a roasting God i mean for what he said he needs a part 2
This short has:
Representation
Diversity
Interracial marriage
Self love
Good quality
Incredible story
Bittersweet ending
Basically everything Hollywood is looking for right now, and occasionally succeeding at making. I think I smell a Rudy movie coming, it better be rated R
THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD.
I know right?
Damn right word typing motherfuckin video watching som' bitch!
ikr
I'm so glad that I have found your comment. Your channel is extremely entertaining. Keep up the good work Mr.CultureCrash sir.
nope
If rudy died at the age of 80, the teacher was 130!
And he’s still able to walk normally!!
How do you know
Math
Cookie Panda how does he know the teachers age though
GameWorks12 it's just a guess,he also lived long enough for his GRANDSON to be an adult so I'd say 140-150
That “shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit…” killed me!
Can we just talk about the huge amount of patience and tolerance his family have throughout the years of his insults and is still by his side during the last moments of his life, talk about wholesome family.
You know what they say, Orange is the new Black.
Amazing
no one say that dip shit
This made no sense.
dot dot dot
Went over a lot of heads... And even offended one guy +djanes19
ｄｉｓｒｅｓｐｅｃｔｆｕｌ ｏｒａｎｇｅ ｐｉｃｋｉｎ ａｓｓ ｇｒａｖｅ ｄｅｆｉｌｉｎ
I love that part so much
*WUH!*
Now Rudy you can’t go all your afterlife insulting people
drunken mexican dude I have your pfp saved on my phone
1:57
1:01 his death scene Made me cry
I wanna know how the voice actor for Rudy didn’t laugh during the making of his takes.
A true legend
Hunter Scott if i correct (IM not good in English commemt)
HOW DID HIS OLD ASS TEACHER OUTLIVE HIM!!!!😂😂😂
maybe people live longer in the year 2029
+Ender King My father had grey hairs with 25.
+Keine Ahnung und so... I had a few grey hairs when I was 9, and a full head of grey hairs when I was 20. Genetics is a bitch. Ass.
omg I didn't even think of that
Modern medicine
I can’t believe he actually roasted every person he cane into contact with for his whole life
Lol
@OwOw lolol
And the fact everyone. Still treats him like an normal person
And they didn't mind it
I want a woman like that
PackGod’s dad’s lore goes hard
Love how Rudy's grave is flipping off his teacher's grave
I want my tombstone to be like his.
Just a giant middle finger to the world
Cliff Burton fan I see
@@b1ac4yt69hell yeah boi
@Alex Walinga lol
What did the world do to you?
@@taraungoogle8482 a lot
this will NEVER get old
Unlike Rudy
ikr
Exept his atitude
bitch ass I'm still alive shit
+rudy hahahaja
Who is a better insulter
Rudy:like
Donald Trump: comments
L
L
L
Spamming
W O w
Mad respect for not dropping a single racial slur all of his life
Dude imagine rudy going up in a roast battle against supa hot fire
“What were his last words?”
*”shiiiiiiiiiiit”*
You got two breaths from my nose;that's a like
Striped Scorpion7 hell yeah
Like the poet who's last words were "*oh fuck*"
He didn't even take a breath as he said all that though so technically his last words was that whole skit
Damn right
Moral of the story: you can do whatever you want without anybody stopping you
Kicking Man
Well guess it's time to achieve my long life dream of robbing a bank
Kicking Man Sure kid sure *pats head*
he's not gonna make it
Kicking Man Damn right.
Thoos niga got 666 likes
Kicking Man
Ummm yeah sure?
The fact he ended almost every sentence with ass makes it even funnier
He had the same level of deepness in his voice for his whole life.
I wonder how he sounded as a baby.
"baby touchin mask wearin- making my parents proud ass-"
"first steps stumblin- no balance, two legged going nowhere son of a-
"first day of kindergarten ass- teach tellin me not being rude head ass"
"Bad throwin baseball ass"
@@BlooDergon99 - ty
I wonder how long it took the voice actor to get it perfect
Plot twist: it wasn’t scripted.
This was probably the first take
First try
New challenge, take a shot of Vodka every time he says "ass".
Yakarot Sennin
More reports of people dying due to the the Cyanide and Happiness vodka drinking game.
Lmao
Yakarot Sennin i will be drunk-ass like a crazy bitch because he said "ass" to damn much
20 shots...fuck
Yakarot Sennin im already wasted
I like how the teacher never cleaned the mustard on his shirt after all these years.
2:13 CONTINUE WORK! JESUS FUCK!
>Orange tree grows out of black guy's grave
Well I guess orange is the new black
omfg
haha lol I get it
omg
u win
You stole it saw this comment when this was posted
😂
I think I get the joke at the end, he forcefully kept himself alive to see if Rudy would be mean his whole life, and after he did that he was able to die.
The Barona Native his life was complete
At the end, the professer really did hand him that juice
Brandon Joo It expired 1 life ago
@@brandonjoo2774 That juicebox is over 70 years old, assuming it's from 1965. We need to lay down on timeline to put an actual date to that juicebox.
him: finally i can die in peace
packgod lore
I love the fact that even after Rudy died, the orange tree that was planted ontop of his grave got infected with Rudy's rudeness
1:40 like father like son like grandson
That’s his Grandson
thats his grandson
that's his grandson
That’s his grandson
That's his grandson
His teacher lives longer then rudy
He says ass a lot I mean a lot
Seth Newport you dont say
Teacher tryna live just to give dem orange juice
Rudy lived to be 79. The teacher could've been in his 20s and just lived to around 100.
ViIvaNunner well, he wore a toupee and whatever was left of his hair was grey
fuck i remember the day this came out, i was so happy and ecstatic about everything, days go by
"he called me a bitch"
what a way to tell that you know them
Generations of Insults! =D
He actually took the challenge. He was rude after he died.
נιяєη тнє gяєу
Yep...
Please let this happen in real life
Shiiiiiiit
lol all the end credits say "ass" in them
+Zel Zel I just noticed that
I noticied that too, lol.
+Azka '02 McGamerson Good one XD
detail obsessed ass editor :P
😂😂😂😂
Man said ass 21 times lmao
1950, to 2029. That means his Rudeness made him survive 2020.
I respect whoever did the subtitles
*wat*
Whoever did that deserves a metal.
Lol at 1:35 when he pours the juice, subtitle calls him a bitch aswell. "What a bitch ass" xD
Karlokos *pours orange juice out, what a bitchass*
In 17 languages! 😂😂😂
i think this is definitely cyanide's masterpiece
Michele loo
Nah ted bear is the best
This and The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere are CaH Classics.
“He was rude his whole life”
Packgods life on a nutshell
For a grade schooler he had a morgan freeman style voice
Nah more samuel l jackson like
I would say more like Ving Rhames xD
That child's voice is deeper than mine I still haven't gone through puberty tho (I get made fun of a lot for my voice)
I want my tombstone to look like that 1:19
Same
ha
me too
Fuck you too
ikr
I lost it at his tombstone 😂😂
Rudy was a legend
Yeah i'm a motherfucking legend
"Now Rudy you can't go your entire life insulting people like that"
kb22 swag “The hell i can’t”😂😂
Rudy:I'm about to end this mans whole career
@@noahfisher3107 you just earned yourself a like sir
Play JoJo piano music
Rudy:we will see about that you mustard stain on his bitch ass nigga😂👌
I have to wonder how the teacher ended up outliving him...
And then lived for the grandkid to grow up too.
even when rudy was in kindergarden the teacher looked like he was in his 50s and considering rudy died when he was 70 years old the teacher was fucking old as shit
+Syntheticworld Rudy died at the age of 89 :V
Pure luck.
He's white.
@ 1:48 any1 else noticed his 🪦 is the finger 😂
Rudy was real about it. RIP Rudy..
Imagine dying after a life full of roasts and your last word is "shit..."
Going out like a champion
Epic💯
I'll say fuck
That talking orange had me dying😂😂
It's Jacket "disrespectful orange pickin ass"
DISRESPECTFUL ORANGE PICKING ASS 🍊
its jacket that was rudy bruh
It's Jacket Same XD
Ikr! 😂
This is still my most favorite C&H short ngl.
0:16 “the hell I can’t *the rest of the roast filled video*”
When he says he wouldn't change a thing, it's so beautiful👏
Yea
Stupid clorax knock off ass
Always go back to this video.. It really motivates me.. does anyone agree?
Kicking Man I agree
I agree
Your ol' OCD video checking ass-wanna be motivated ass-need someone to agree with them ass CZcamsr.
yup i sure do agree
100% Agree, shows a fun path in life
1:14 his last words were
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
"he called me a bitch."
* Pours juice on his grave. *
"cats in the cradle ass" i'm dead
Nicola Morales good ass remembering my favorite old ass song mothafucking awesome that people still remember that amazing ass song ass
thebrainfreezer guy it’s a song
I loved that reference too, that's an amazing song
Nicola Morales 😂😂😂😂
Nicola Morales little boy knew with the man on the moon
Rudy lived a good life, even if he did spend it proving a teacher wrong about something pointless.
then he became an orange
Real story.
Rudy died at age 79.
He survived 10 years longer than I expected him to.
I know.
Should have survived 341 more years
Not all Americans die in their 60s.
69
His last word, “Shiiiii-“
No shit
is this a biography of samuel l jackson
omg it is
Oh my gosh lol
To the top with you.
That's it. Go to the top. Out of the middle...now.....
Haha I hope this becomes top comment
Most unique gravestone I've ever seen! XD
1:19 if my grave aint craved like that I ain't dying and ima walk around as a ghost insulting people for making my grave disgusting
"He called me a b!tch"
*Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down*
In Every scène hé said ass
Respect
Fotnuit to get the money to you to get me a price for a note and the minor changes to get a hold on the minor things and then you will be picking up the kids at home son of a bich
"...mustard stain on his shirt..."
My favorite line lol
a battle between rudy and packgod would be legendary
yes
"Independent woman, big tiddy"
Yup, that pretty much describes my girl
Sorry, I'mma just have to go search for where anybody asked...
Let’s go on an expedition, to find out who asked!
@@justsomeguywithfacialhair4987 y'all sound so bitter and lonely in these replies
Guys, looks like we gotta go sherlock holmes, we gotta investigate and look for clues to find out WHO THE FUCK ASKED
Last words Shiiit
Eli 101 you mean last word not last words
No, its "T"
At least he loved his family no matter how “pottymouthed” he was
Jagger Ball Z nice one
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
am I the only one who thought he would be roasting on god at the end
That would've been hilarious.
Gamma Chicken yea 😂
Gamma Chicken 152 likes... 1 comment (me)... seems legit.
Long hair and beard, Gandalf-looking, mighty God, the lord on high-ass, sent his son to die for us, our lord and savior-ass......
*gets sent to hell to roast the devil*
JNP Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 😂🖒
1:19 love that music
To be honest, I laughed so hard watching this😂
Me too, This was indeed very funny, I'd say this is one of my favorite C&H Shorts, between Ghost Cops, Le Telepathe, Half Off (1 & 2).