some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up; Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices) Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao. Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them. Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
I like how every time one of the most prolific geniuses of our time gets mentioned his most sited accomplishent is that gosh dang chair. Rightfully so though, it was a pretty sick jump.
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit. Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
I must say, the whole thing is quite ridiculous, but I honestly laughed the whole time. It’s like having a virtual silly friend commenting something he saw online.
fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
Salted egg yolks are actually great, it really looks like you used super coarse salt that looks like panko, honestly, if you do it right and give it a good amount of time (and leave the container open and out, you're trying to evaporate the moisture!) they end up being more like babybel cheese, and they're great for shredding onto pasta. Rich, creamy, and the flavor is delightful. I'd imagine they'd make for an excellent ramen addition, as well. Yours look like they just got kind of a gummy exterior and didn't really dry out much at all.
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!" and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
Eddy, I'm pretty sure you have the best moustache on CZcams. It's glorious. I'm happy to know that a fellow chip clipper and jacket guy has such a beautiful moustache.
The bread cement coaster is actually kinda cool. I would make this if we weren't dealing with a huge economic crisis and didn't need to eat my moldy bread.
I’m so glad Eddie is just too good of a person to associate with young adults that told their ex girlfriend they are too busy to hang with her. You’re such a great person Eddie. It wouldn’t be your chickenshit personality freaking out about your own career being tarnished in the slightest so you dropped your best friend in literally one second.
some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
Fun vid, can't wait for the next
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
Algorithm probably enables this "glitch" to get you to click on new accounts
Okay ebby doordash appreciate it, love the vids.
UWU
fuck. I should have known that awesome logo was too good to be true
hi drew
Gotcha dumbo!
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
don't worry, you'll still always be youtube's unofficial life hack nark ❤
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
Can't believe Eddy and Drew are legally boyfriends now. Good for them.
Power couple
They both cheat on their partners, as required by other channels. XD
Drew really fell off the deep end once Amanda went missing in Afghanistan....
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diversity win
He seems like a cool CZcamsr
I sure hope he isn’t going to watch Morbius more than four times in the future
i have the worst news for you
He would never do that... his boyfriend is not going to be happy about this!
It would also be a shame if he were to go to more than 17 rainforest cafes
Or if he attempted to have bowled 2 perfect games in wii bowling
or order copious amounts of food from multiple ghost restaurants
"Hot in proximity but cold in your method" is basically a description of every decision I've ever made.
you're not that hot in proximity
@@_Treebit rude
@@ladybinicorn2800 sorry, I thought that saying the opposite would be creepy. I'm sure you're hot, don't let anybody tell you otherwise
My love life
i can relate
a lot.
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
Can you explain what Bill Gates's wife has to do with it?
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
ooooo thank you for explaining!!
Oh, so like terminally lazy?? (like terminally ill or terminally online)
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
why would you need a chip clip
just eat the entire bag in one sitting like a normal american
Who eats a whole bag? You don't eat 5?
Omg hi berd :)
Makesome noise
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
This is a fact I am going to be repeating at parties for the rest of my life.
Wait......so if vegetables aren't a thing....then what the fuck are carrots and lettuce and broccoli? They can't be fruit. So what are they?
@@galactic85 carrots are roots, lettuce(s?) are leaves and broccolis are flowers
(Botanically of course)
@@ambrases7129 🤯
also because the term vegetable is purely culinary, it can be said that vegetables are a social construct !
11:55 "Remove the tires of Dad's car"
I legit couldn't stop laughing. It's extremely difficult to take a tire off of ANYTHING without the right tools
Also insanely difficult to just "cut" a tire in half.
@@SilvrRazorFeather Was just gonna say. With a chainsaw maybe
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
Gimme back my profile pic
Holy shit, that sounds great. I want to try that.
How do you cure an egg yolk?
@@FukaiKokoro salt.
@@FukaiKokoro It's a salt and sugar mixture that cures the yolk.
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
Doesn't Drew have at least 3 dads, and Joe Biden? For some reason I just thought of it reading your comment.
Don’t forget the son
And the wife!
As a jacket-wearing chip-clipper, this video really makes me feel seen.
Thanks Eddy!
same
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
Did it work?
so happy to see that drew can move on after Amanda was lost in Afghanistan, many happy wishes for the new burback-gonzalez couple
Burzalez
@@GrubbsandWyrm gonback
@@demetrian7856 Baby gonback
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Lol did Drew keep Danny's last name after Danny died/or they divorced? :P
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
What did he do?
and the kid
But what about his son??
@@robertelliott4026 cheated on all of them with each other :(
Don't firget about the fiance
"You must not know the egg trick."
They're right, for it is ancient knowledge from the elder gods. No mere mortal brain can handle it.
I’ve had to pause 6 times because I’m crying laughing. Congrats on the new wife and BF. Good luck with dad.
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
Very insightful.
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
Happy to see Eddy is getting his allotted amount of daily tummy time. He’s going to grow to be such a strong healthy boy with a perfectly round head.
And no bald spots 😌
@@_Kuma_ and no bald spots 🙌🏼
I’m breaking down because of this comment
His head is nothing compared to Karls don't start round head wars you can't finish pal.
I just cackled at this
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
"is there a cancer for being lazy? uh oh......"
same eddy. Same.
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
Such dedication to Eddy! Truly remarkable!
Every time you pause a YT video, the actual creator can no longer move their physical form. It's a complicated law of internet science.
You’re a JOKE MASTER!
@@ZijnShayatanica I believe it. I read it right here on the internet (world wide web) :)
ok
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
schlatt and eddy community crossover
It’s good to hear that you’re not involved in the mysterious disappearance of your ex wife in 1967 dude, I was worried.
@@hobistinyheartbag same
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
It's true. I was the wife
Eddy has a son, wife, girlfriend, married to bill gates, and boyfriend just to do these hacks, true dedication to the hacks.
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
Yea, it's an actual dish. Usually grated on pasta, or in a lot of Asian cuisine, consumed with porridge or tofu...
I was looking for a comment that said this to see if I should post my own
@@weeping_willow7163 samez
Dont you love when craft accounts take an existing cuisine and pass it off as a hack
You can dry them in a food dehydrator if you don't have an oven.
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
Cured egg yolks are top tier on top of carbonara
I'm actually really curious, what kinds of food are they good with? Also did he pretty much do it right or was there something he did wrong?
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
Brad from Bon Appétit made them. If I remember, he tried a few different kinds and liked duck best
At 18:52 the best quote: “You are hot in proximity, but cold in your method.”
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
Yeah, I think eddy might not have gotten that that tip was about the flaps and not the straw lol, that would have saved me so many spills as a kid
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
as a community we don't talk enough about what a hard worker Eddy Burback
is
@Best 🅥 shut up i'd rather get rickrolled
Is
Because he admittedly is not
no, as a community we talk about chip clips and tummy down, toes up time
Maybe we would if he posted regularly
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up;
Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices)
Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds
They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
Although in Sweden it is not uncommon to cook apples and I wouldn't consider apples vegetables... I guess there are exceptions
Oh gosh, oh gosh. I hope Eddy’s new wife, boyfriend, and son get along well with his girlfriend. 👍🙂
Thank god he will never be married to Bill Gates. He has enough partners already!
the "too many clothes at home?" bit has me in literal tears. "cut into 9,999 pieces." WHAT
these life hacks are somehow more unhinged than troom troom
if anyone wants to see a cement toast coaster in action, Evan & Katelyn made some absolutely lovely fully cursed ones
Finally solved the mystery of all the dads who never came home from the milk store
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao.
Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
The get your boyfriend to help stuff is perfect. I agree with you, I'm 100% sure it's satire
Yeah, this is actually comedic brilliance!
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them.
Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
15:07 I just keep hearing SpongeBob and Patrick saying "firmly grasp it in your hand." 😂
Something about Eddy struggling with drinking a juice box was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
your new son is so lucky to have you, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, and your wife watching out for him 💚
What about dad???
@@AguilarSquared dad left after the book thing
@@mycologyqueer how did he leave without his tires??
@@Detrasystem on the rocking horse.
Somewhere a conservative republican is having a heart attack while reading Marti's comment
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
"During my time" like it was prison
Was the community college Greendale?
@@radekchrabota It definitely was troy
10:42 I hate to be a stickler, but it was actually OVER 9000!!
“Many people who have lived for 800 years” already has me in tears
I love how Eddy just glazed over the video of someone cracking an egg into a photo copier like everything was okay
He was right, everything was okay. 😁
I honestly thought THAT was going to be the egg trick at first
Dude was just feeding the copier
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
That’s cool
yeahhh I was going to say. I'd imagine it would be better if you maybe mixed in some herbs as well instead of just sugar and salt
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
Yes, cured yolk is great!
Wakanda blade and shaving cream you using for the yolks? Asking for me.
I COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN FIX A ZIPPER WITH A FORK!!!!
IT'S GENIUS
(so many wasted jackets...)
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
16:35
Hey!
Fred Jones rocks the look, dont throw shade on his drip!
15:00 "As seen on TV ad"
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
Eddy you clearly have a drinking problem, never doubt the flaps
Flap-lyfe!
what are u talking abt all real drinkers use flaps
14:02 could have been prevented with the melon seed bag smh 👎
I like how every time one of the most prolific geniuses of our time gets mentioned his most sited accomplishent is that gosh dang chair. Rightfully so though, it was a pretty sick jump.
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit.
Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
For cured egg yolks, it is best to gently rinse off the extra salt. You can grate them on top of pasta. They are used a lot in eastern cooking.
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
@@mason8920 i've never been more happy to read a reply
theyre also used in chinese cooking, my mom makes salted eggs but shes usually uses the whole egg lul
14:38 I wasn't aware Eddy was into water sports
This is my new favorite eddy video. I’ve been binge watching you and I love your stuff so much you’re so underrated
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
Eddy has been blessing us these last two days. Truly an Easter miracle
Maybe he's Jesus himself
@@kelleyreeves965 nah he's better
Come to think of it, didn't he die earlier this month?
he is risen
hey what. did he post somewhere else
The 'dad's book collection' bit absolutely killed me for some reason.
15:36 guess i cant watch anymore
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
microwave popcorn I actually agree with you that’s great! microwave popcorn bags hold strong as hell
hmmmm but have you considered… use a chip clip to eat the popcorn like awful chopsticks
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
.....get a bowl dude, u said u can't find the right size, who cares if its too big and if its too small pour in popcorn twice
Mixing bowl
I feel kinda betrayed, I thought Eddy knew the egg trick this entire time
5:46 I’m in community college and that’s exactly what it’s like
I must say, the whole thing is quite ridiculous, but I honestly laughed the whole time. It’s like having a virtual silly friend commenting something he saw online.
Eddy always seems like a dude who spent 5 years running a hydrovaccing company, after high school, before deciding to give university a try.
"Don't worry, delicious, salted egg yolk will be there" actually made me spit out my coffee.
As if they simply would leave the container… I love how they will wait for your return in a timely 4 days 😌❤️❤️
I died when this came on lmao
fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.
This just made me laugh so hard that I cried at one point. Your editing style and and jokes are top tier my man
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
I can't tell if you're kidding
@@BobbySacamano google cured egg yolks
@@BobbySacamano cured yolks are a thing!
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
4:44 Eddy being infected by the incoherent English lol. "I don't have a scarf, and I just bought one".
10:30 I almost peed laughing at this clip.
9999 pieces. Good lord.
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
Ann Reardon's tried it before too. As long as you don't have to move or reclose the bag, it's pretty handy
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
Plus you don't ram your hand in there, squishing the bottom chips with such force they turn into crumbs by the time you get to them... it's smart.
My life hack for you is to try having bowls if you are having people over
“Don’t worry, delicious salted egg yolk will be there” where is it going?! Should I be worried about it leaving?
It’s been seven months, dad still hasn’t forgiven me for destroying everything he owns in the name of home decor
Thank you for all the laughs! I really needed it! 😊
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
Eddy, you're killing it man. Keep up the good work. We're proud of you.
I read that as “eddy, you’re killing a man” 😭
10:25 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The egg thing is salt cured eggs. Use a grater and sprinkle them on pasta, steak, or any meat really. It's widely used at many great restaurants
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
yes, i was looking for this comment
It’s especially handy for small kids!
My kids weren't allowed to have juice boxes until someone taught us this tip!
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
I totally agree. They have been pumping out bangers lately!
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
Agreed, what Eddy lacks in consistent upload schedule, he makes up for in consistent video quality
Ikr!
Is it gReAt tho?
He may not have gained any sort of useful knowledge during this video but he sure as hell gained a family
Salted egg yolks are actually great, it really looks like you used super coarse salt that looks like panko, honestly, if you do it right and give it a good amount of time (and leave the container open and out, you're trying to evaporate the moisture!) they end up being more like babybel cheese, and they're great for shredding onto pasta. Rich, creamy, and the flavor is delightful. I'd imagine they'd make for an excellent ramen addition, as well. Yours look like they just got kind of a gummy exterior and didn't really dry out much at all.
Eddy: cooking hack videos are mostly helpful
Ann Readon/How to cook that: wanna bet mate
I love poor Dave!
Congrats on the new relationship to both you and drew, may it blossom and become fruitful
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!"
and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
@@fntthesmth423 not a joke I even thought about lol
“My girlfriend didn’t have a scarf… that I could borrow.” Sounds like she does not trust you with her scarfs.
ah , yes - gimme a coaster for my cup that still scratches the table underneath
I would love to believe that Drew was kept completely in the dark during filming 😭😂
Was he? Or am I extremely gullible
Eddy, I'm pretty sure you have the best moustache on CZcams. It's glorious. I'm happy to know that a fellow chip clipper and jacket guy has such a beautiful moustache.
hahaha this video is comedy bronze👍 I liked the part where he said "this fat turkey is not for me" spun around then started tap dancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been watching your vids all day, you are hilarious! Subscribed!
0:31 A lot of the cooking/baking "life hacks" are outright lies, the channel How To Cook That has a whole series debunking them.
Yaay gotta love Ann and her very brave husband Dave!
Yes I love how to cook that!! ❤
The bread cement coaster is actually kinda cool.
I would make this if we weren't dealing with a huge economic crisis and didn't need to eat my moldy bread.
Also a huge waste of cement. That’s not as easy to get either.
4:40 I have watched this three times now. “I don’t know why Melinda Gates wouldn’t want to tell me these” gets me every time
I’m so glad Eddie is just too good of a person to associate with young adults that told their ex girlfriend they are too busy to hang with her. You’re such a great person Eddie. It wouldn’t be your chickenshit personality freaking out about your own career being tarnished in the slightest so you dropped your best friend in literally one second.