The Awkward World of Sex Education
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“eddy how did you miss that it was 1988 it says it in the first frame” that’s why i plastered it in large text as i said it
what do you got dumb brain and can’t read???
yes i do have dumb brain
That sounds like a big fat lie Eddy
oh ok thanks i couldn’t read until u told me
Gettin flak from the guy who couldnt spell spontaneous right
i'm sorry eddy i'm a fucking loser i'm sorry for ever doubting you please forgive me
"I feel short”
"I remember MY first ejaculation..."
Hes telling his son that he's short because he hasn't yanked on the dingle yet
Tyler's Grandpa: Man I remember the Nam.Tyler's dad: I remember the first time I touched my self. Grandpa: -.-
He just has that post-nut clarity
"Dad, this is why mom left..."
@@eggs7594 good picture
Dad Explains That it's Normal to Have Spontaneous Erections [ASMR]
Andrew Novak (whispers in ear) when I was your age (whispers in right ear) I had spontaneous (swaps to left) *e r e c t I o n s*
I was shown that exact video in fourth grade, and trust me it was weird
NARB
As a female in high school, I would like to reassure some of y'all that I've personally never noticed that a guy was hard.
Same here lmao
I've also never noticed this.
Dats cuz u ugly lol
I may have noticed once ever in high school but even then I wasn't sure.
idk man i dont go looking but ive noticed it way too much.
“I wish they’d just bowl”
Sam is the asexual king we didnt know we needed
From one asexual to another, I gotta give him respect
Nothing to do with "asexuality" but go off I guess.
@@kittykitties4220 it's a joke
@@Ritchan13 ok
My man has standards
"kid: Hey dad, these girls I'm my class are acting kinda weird. They were whispering to each other"
Dad: "let me tell you about when i got my first *ERECTION* "
"I remember when my body first ejaculated..!"
Jimmy Scott
Bro how did his *whole goddamn body* ejaculate though?
@@deereye87 full body spasms with each pulse of ejaculation
Ive seen this video in class before and it was awful.
how I remember my younger school days
Someone asked our sex ed teacher if being gay had a version too, she said that no, being gay didnt exist.
Aw fu- *fades into nothingness*
Which mans penis opened up to accept the other mans penis?
@@m5a159 man could you imagine having a urethra that big
@@booty_hunter4207 this confused the fuck out of me when I read it in my email
It's amazing how many teachers are like the worst people to be teachers
It never dawned on me how the only puberty talk us girls got was about menstruating and our boobs growing, but nothing about our own sexual feelings, or even the (sometimes negative) mental changes that come with menstruating or how stress impacts cycles. Or how debilitating menstruating *can* be. In regards to sexuality.. While our stuff isn’t “noticeable” like boys, I’m sure we can all agree it’s equally important. Especially when you factor in PH balances, which being sexually active can cause to be IMbalanced, yeast infections which can be life threatening if left untreated, on top of STIs and STDs. But nope. You’re (supposed to) bleed every month, and just work out if that little stomach cramp gets on your nerves/causes you to be bed ridden 🤷🏾♀️
Exactly. Also, people need to be taught that sometimes (based on various factors and health conditions) you might NEED birth control, regardless of sexual activity. Periods are not always healthy and good, not enough people know about PCOS or thyroid problems and chalk SEVERE PAIN up to "normal period cramps".
Well we can't have sexual desire. Then we'd be sluts. (Sarcasm)
Oh God this.. I was in high school and actually had my mom drive me to urgent care for a “UTI” because sometimes when my crush was shirtless doing push-ups in gym, there was a ✨sensation✨that would occur along with what I called “unusual discharge” and “abdominal tension.” The doctor kinda looked at me for a second and said “Are.. Are you just feeling arousal?” and I flat-out told the doctor “No, I have a (word CZcams will remove that means AFAB parts).” The look that that man gave me after that was.. Shameful. He gave me a huge lecture about how women also get hot and bothered, and that I could go to this list of websites that were all about sexual education for teens. Wish I had gotten to know about all that a little earlier in life so I didn’t have to make a fool of myself in Urgent Care, but what’s done is done, I suppose.
Guys aren’t really taught of their mental changes either, it’s not a thing specific to women
thissss. i moved schools every year (coincidentally every year i was in was the year they taught sex ed) i went through 4 different classes of it n the only thing i was taught was “women bleed every month n grow big boobs! men get erections n have weird feelings about girlssss yucky” like nothing about mental issues for either party or how hard n tiring it is to go through your menstruation cycle. the most i’ve learned has been online
We had a female school nurse come in and teach us about sex, and she also told us that it is impossible to pee with a boner. Now i had at that point peed with a boner so i raised my hand and said that it is in fact possible. And at this point she starts arguing and insisting that it is impossible. Like bro, i have a dick you dont, which one of us would know if it be impossible or not?
it is, in fact, impossible for her to pee with a boner /j
"Dad, I'm short, the girls talk too much and they're so bad at bowli-"
"Ah, yes, P U B E R T Y time"
Reminded me of the sex ed video with Jonathan Banks and bowling
Yeah it do be like that
And sleepgasms!
" I rEmEmBeR mY fIrSt ErEcTiOn"
I know when I went through puberty all the girls talked a lot and were bad at bowling and I went from the tall kid the 1ft tall. This is exactly what happened in my very real experience of puberty.
“Hey dad why am I so short?”
“SON YOUR PEEPEE IS GOING WILD LIKE MINE DID”
I AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW
The way he said it while almost whispering was so creepy I had to stop the video a little
Lmao your comment is comedy gold
you know that actor needed work when he said fuck it...ill talk about boners with this kid i dont know
@@nickstav08 Speaking from experience?
As a child of an immigrant, one thing I will say about those free samples is that I think they saved me from a lot of bullying. I'm mixed, and my mom, who is Asian, has never had to deal with the body odor and hair issues I have. I remember in 4th grade asking if I could have deodorant and she told me it would damage my skin and I should just use...baby powder. Thankfully the next year we had one of these assemblies and the girls got care packages with tampons, DEODORANT, and coupons for razors and acne products. Not to completely throw my mom under the bus--asides from her weird aversion to tampons she was really helpful when I did get my period--but I had to use New Years money to buy deodorant and acne spot treatments until I got my first job around 14, and when I started shaving in middle school I wore long pants at home for weeks to avoid the inevitable fight with my mom. So thank you to Secret, Venus, and Clearasil for helping me look halfway presentable during puberty.
I wish someone would have prepared me for my changing body after 40 because this is way more scary than when I went through puberty.
I sleep 1 inch in the wrong position and then i cant walk right
Roll reversal video where a now 28 year old Dr. Tyler sits his dad down to explain to him all of the changes his body is going through
@@EzaleaGraves ok but I want that video NOW
@EzaleaGraves Oh my God that would be amazing
Puberty 2
Rated R
When i heard him say "you grew 3 inches" i didnt think about height.
same lmao
I was a half second away from falling asleep when I heard that. I'm wide awake now
Sweet home Alabama plays
What you where thinking was my second thought.
Lmao
The girl that said she used a tampon for her first ever period is the most unrealistic part of any of the videos lmao
Trueeeeee I didn't for like 6 months and I swim competitively so that was a really fun swim season
@@mysteriousandforeboding: Is swimming while menstruating
Sharks: ~ >`°> ~>`°>
I still don't. I'm a coward.
so true tbh
Lmao I used one my first time bc I had ballet oops
the sex ed at my school was all taught by one of those organizations dedicated to talking girls out of abortions but then we had a terrible school wide chlamydia outbreak that finally convinced admin to update things 💀 (and also the org went bankrupt)
you had a school wide WHAT
WHAT
Every time Tyler’s dad said “erection” I just laughed uncontrollably. Literally just the way that he talks is insane
Kid: my friends are weird
Dad: your tall
Kid: no I'm short
Dad: YO SON I HAVE RAGING ERECTIONS
this is quality
Royal Marauder agreed
i cannot breathe
dollarstoremakeup I have an inhaler do you want me to mail it to you?
@@solenopsis1 it's been over 2 weeks, I fear it's too late
Tyler: The girls were acting a bit weird, but no big deal
Dad: Ah, I remember my first ejaculation
You mean the FIRST TIME I BUSTED A *NUT*
You mean the FIRST TIME I CHOKED THE CHICKEN
You mean when I beated and yeeted
@@jenniferhartlaub6613 ah yes a man of culture
*w h e n y o u r p e n i s g e t s h a r d*
I really wish these videos also taught about common mental illnesses that develop during puberty. I think if I knew depression was a medical problem when I was 12 I would have talked to a doctor instead of thinking that being constantly miserable was the same as getting more mature
I was in middle school from like 2010-2013 and mental health was a part of the unit
In my first sex ed class, after it was over, they gave the boys deodorant and girls tampons. I remember every single one of the deodorants were expired from like 3 years before and the tampons had coupons also from 3 years before lol
"You've grown 3 inches"
Wait
How do you know--
*ohhhhh.... height...*
Bruh
🤣
Didnt he say in the past month??? Adding three to the D in a month is a God-like achievement
booty_ hunter420 oh shit facts
@@booty_hunter4207 facts
In one of the videos we were forced to watch, one of the girls said "periods don't even hurt" and thats why I have trust issues now
That girl was lying. Periods suck. You may not feel the actual period, but there's cramps, and chunky pads, and mood swings, and blood stains, and blood. So much blood. Shall I go on?
That’s a cruel disgusting lie to tell children. The pain is real man...😬
Im so glad im a man
I think they dont wanna scare the youngins but it doesnt prepare you for the potential of cramps, nausea, w/e. But I get whats up bc my cousin was 12 and terrified it would be painful
For me when I first got mine it was only a little bit painful. more annoying than anything. But then as I got older the pain got worse and worse, and they regretted to inform me that sometimes PMS makes you act like an overemotional asshat who cries at the drop of the hat, and also nausea is a big part of menstruation. Oh, and the blood. So much blood.
AIDS was really scary in the 90's. I was in a middle school health class in '97-''98 and we learned all about HIV/AIDS. Included in this talk was the message that you shouldn't check for change in pay phones (which was a thing you did when there were pay phones) because addicts with AIDS would stick used needles in them to try and get someone infected with AIDS. I don't know how the needle would get in there and still allow it to open, but that scared me. He followed it up with always checking your seat at the movie theater because addicts with AIDS would leave used needles there that would prick you when you sat down. I have no idea where these ideas came from. It made going to the movies a lot more stressful during middle school.
Do they still teach about HIV/AIDS in health class today?
i imagine the capital AIDS not like an acronym but as screaming and its really funny man
crazy how the reagan administration was able to fuck so much up.
they do, but as part of like, overall information about STIs. I don't think it generally gets its own lecture or anything these days.
I remember when my mom told me about periods and i was terrified because I had a huge fear of blood, except before that she said that my voice would get higher and i was happy because i could do i pretty good pikachu impression and that's really all 2nd grade me cared about
okay awww
“Pee is stored in the balls. If you don’t have balls, it simply evaporates into the air.” -Obama (last name unknown)
As a woman, can confirm our pee evaporates into the air. Also we bleed sparkles and rainbows once a month. It's true, ask your mom.
@@ThePhantomSafetyPin I am also a female and I can verify
Not a quote. Obama knows grammar.
@@randomchannel5244 But no one knows his last name.
@@alastorlapid2365 that's right
Guys, I think Eddy is drinking b**r. Pls don't tell my mom I'm watching this
Says “Brando_erectus”
Pls dont say b*er (beer) my mom was watching over my shoulder and now i can't use my ipod touch second generation for a week
Brando_erectus's mom! He's watching some drink the alcahal!1!
Shhhh don't type it too loooouuuud. Mommy Wojcicki might hear and ground Eddy!!
Brando_erectus ard I’m unsubscribed . 😔😣😖😫😩😤😩😤😩😤😩
Um, as someone who has two kids--it's definitely the result of a long warm hug. You can avoid pregnancy however, if you omit the laughter and telling each other that they're beautiful "and everything like that."
It must be so hard to decide how and when to explain it 😂
I misheard “when my body first ejaculated” as “when my buddy” and was so confused as first 😭
When you get to a certain age: 9, 11, was an inside job, 14...
Steesen Shiller if it was an inside job, why did the planes come from outside
@@emmettyoung7603 You've cracked the case!
I feel so bad for laughing at this😂
Emmett Young the planes came from the outside but everyone died inside their jobs (boom proven inside job)
@@purplecatloverrandompizza if it makes you feel better, I don't feel bad for making the joke whatsoever
This gives me a full body cringe. I dont like how softly Tylers dad is talking.
Same!
Groooooss
He’s like the bob ross of spontaneous erections
I'm a girl same
Like what the fuck tylers dad
Primary school sex ed in the UK for me was just a general understanding of how babies are traditionally made and the anatomy. Secondary school was learning to put a condom on (girls school, they didnt want any of us running round preggers lol), and they also made us comfortable about talking about sex by literally forcing ALL of us to say various sexual terms individually til we didn't giggle or react. And then hilariously we had a sex slang last woman standing competition.
I really liked sex ed in my schools 🤣 I think it helped me approach sex a little more maturely because it wasn't a taboo and I knew it was okay if I just did it safely.
Ours was a video in year 7 to all the year, separated by gender, about anatomy and puberty and another in year 9, same deal, about how babies were made and how it's ok to say no and what to do if your boyfriend/girlfriend made you uncomfortable etc etc. Couple of girls still got pregnant before we left but from older lads who had already left (booo), I don't know what the boys videos said but they stayed away from us girls lmao
I got basic sex Ed from high school. We learned about STDs and condoms and how to put them on. Apparently I was one of the only ones paying attention because there were quite a few pregnant girls in my school. I mean, I can't say they didn't try 🤷. Your schools method sounds far more thorough though. That last woman standing idea sounds great, and a good way to normalize these things amongst teens and young adults while making them fun
I had my first period on the first day of seventh grade. My last class was science, and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. He let me go and I can still remember that dread that washed over me when I saw the blood on my underwear. It wasn’t the sight of the blood that scared me. It was the going home and telling my mom that scared me. Because it meant I was going to get the “You’re not a little kid anymore” talk my sister had just a couple months before.
I’m an identical twin and my sister (older than me by two minutes) was the first to endure the wrath of the period. We were swimming at my aunt’s house when she noticed blood on her bathing suit and asked my mom what it was. I was so scared for my sister and knew that my day was coming too. We were terrified of periods because all the women on my mom’s side of the family had horror stories about accidents in class and the severe pain. Of course, we followed the family tradition and suffered from atrocious accidents. The accidents became so frequent that I had to have a doctors note saying that no teacher could refuse any request made to go to the bathroom (even during tests). My twin and I were bullied all through school, and having noticeable accidents every month during middle school did not help our case. Thank the Lord my periods are nowhere near as bad now that I’m in my 30’s, but they still suck.
my teacher taught us the golden rules of sex: protection, consent, boundaries. And that's on good teaching
my mom taught me protection and that if a man tries to force something i don't want on me, i have full permission to knock his lights out.
My school didn’t really have sex ed lol
Boundaries, consent then protection
Claire Sampson Lucky my school taught us abstinence and if you consensually do anything before marriage you won’t have a full heart
Flamebunny yeah same situation here. they just went along the direction of “don’t have sex till marriage. if anything bad happens to you, it’s your fault because you had sex before marriage”
tyler’s dad went from 0 to 100 real quick
Maybe the 3inches wasn't for hight
: |
@@Bruh-rd2ou Quite Possibly.
You mean from 0 to 3 inches?
B.O.B.
Sure did
With how obnoxiously descriptive the narration in the first video is I'm pretty sure it's actually like, accessibility descriptions for blind kids. I've heard them before and they sound exactly like that
Glad that a. I don’t use tampons and b. I don’t get my period anymore bc “I want my plastic” has got to be the most terrifying you could say while talking about something that goes up your vag 😭
aren't there sex toys made of plastic.
"Lovemaking just means making each other feel loved"
Kids running home to tell their parents they really want to do some lovemaking with their dogs and shit
The Paradise Paradox I did some "lovemaking" with my cat. See you later Virginia 😎😎🗿
shane, is that you?
jayz sociopath
Red rocket!! Red rocket!!
lmfao
In Kentucky the only thing the school says about sex is “wait until you’re married”... we have a lot of pregnant teens...
That’s so sad and makes me so angry. They complain about abortions yet won’t teach about sex or birth control. They won’t even teach about masturbation. Humans are sexual their entire lives. I don’t understand it. It is preventable through education. In Canada we learned about everything including birth control options in grade 7 & 8. Then I went to Catholic high school and they just taught the anatomy. I had to teach my friends. We had a lot of pregnancies. But the public high schools didn’t.That was in the 80’s. Even with the internet now kids need real education.
Yeah, not educating about it wont stop them.
Same here, abstinence only sex ed states actually are shown to be the states with the highest teen pregnancies/teen births
You think they try not to teach the facts regarding sex Ed because those said facts go against their extreme views?
here in SC they even told us not to date until we were 18
I remember my sex ed teacher saying there are three things we won't be covering: abortion, masturbation and homosexuality.
Keepin it classy, rural Manitoba!
Bro the genuine shock of scrolling through these comments and seeing another Manitoban, and ALSO RURAL at that.
Anyways, yeah, Manitoba is cursed lmao.
@@Baer99Z Yeehaw, rural MB represent! And I've never thought about it like that but yeah, this place probably is cursed lol
I learned more about intercourse through fanfiction than sex ed. (Although my school's sex ed class was really good about teaching us about menstruation, almost no complaints about that although they should've taught us sooner as most of us already had our first period before they taught us about it)
My school skipped sex ed in general. We just learned cursive again
thats the best sex education youll ever get
*_t h e m s e x y c u r v e d l e t t e r s_*
never learned cursive made me sad i really wanted to
My school needs both. We pregnant people and idiots that can’t read curved letters
Omfg
Amazing
we were taught about periods and sex in 3rd grade and i asked “does it hurt?” because yknow bleeding is a sign of pain and they were like noooo u don’t even feel it!
i now do not trust teachers
ew why Oh god. I had a teacher once claiming that the pull-out method was a legit Way of not having kids. I was vers happy that I had My Biology book in My bag and could find the table of prevention-methods and how often they worked.
@@katrinepetersen2566 it's always worked for me lol thank god
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY WHO EXPERIENCED THAT LIKE WTF?!
I’d rather they be honest with me lol
But not say like “oh yeah it feels like hell good luck kid”
Katrine Petersen: It does work. Obviously... The statistics are from idiots who failed the method.
I remember learning most of the stuff you’re supposed to learn in sex Ed from my parents. The stuff they mostly talked about in class was about how you should never have sex before marriage and the horrors of stds. Thank god for my parents being comfortable explaining it to me.
I got kicked out of a sex ed class because I asked for a demonstration.
LMAO when I saw your comment
respect
Lmao
Bro the same thing happened to a kid in my seventh grade class. His name was Yatesy, you aren't him are you?
The true king we deserve 🫡🫡
Women in 1988: I want my plastic
Sea turtles in 2019: *I want my plastic*
Nozomii HGDKFNSKFJ I HATE THAT I LAUGHED AT THIS
I don't get metal straws, like won't that hit the turtles even harder than plastic
Sarcasm
I laughed harder at this than I should have 🤣
meanwhile,
"hey, mom? some of the boys were looking at me and my friend while we were talkin-"
"I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I *S Q U I R T E D* "
Imagine this actually happening
I laughed at this comment more than the actual video good job
I really don't get the comment..
@@CL0WN they’re poking fun at 5:10
oh, bo
In Indiana, or at least the part I live, in we have this abstinence program called truth talks. Now I have a lot of weird ass memories from that class, but the thing that I remember the most was when someone asked the person teaching the class how gay people have sex, and he said “well they don’t, they just touch each other and try to arouse each other.” Keep in mind this man was teaching a sex Ed class to a bunch of middle schoolers in the late 2010s. Also kind of irresponsible now that I think about it because if you tell a bunch of kids that gay people having sex isn’t sex, then I feel like it would be kinda easy to put the connection in their head that you can’t gets STDs and stuff from gay sex, since they didn’t explain how STDs transfer other than “sex”. Just so painfully heteronormative I hate it.
My school basically showed us diagrams of how the internal process of everything worked. But never actually did anything more than that aside from “go ask your parents”
Sex ed should be taught in school but REGULATED and not full of liberal propoganda.
@@MackingCheese99 the fuck are you on about?
My parents never talked to me about sex until I was in my 20s and in the middle of a multi-year relationship:
-Dad: so you know to use condoms, right?
-Me: yes
MarredCheese like dude you see any noisy wage sponges around here? We good fam
MarredCheese my mom won’t stop talking to me
my dads contribution to me was 'just wait til your married'. my brother got 'just use condoms'
bro same. it was just "so uh....y'all using protecting right"
"yes"
"good...."
@@makduke I like to imagine that this is just in general. Like "this woman who birthed me won't fucking stop speaking to me"
Dad could you please feed m-
I REMEBER MY FIRST ERECTION
Dad please I need to ea-
IT HAPPENED LAST MONDAY
dad please i just want to-
SO THE FIRST TIME I CAME
Son: I’m dyi-*dies*
Dad:AH YES, I WAS LOOKING AT A PHOTO OF YOUR MOM..son?
😂
eat ur cereal
I never want a middle aged man to say "ejaculation" while looking directly at me, but this guy went and did it anyway.
European here. We had two classes of sex ed. One in elementary school, where the basics were explained (what's sex, masturbation, etc. and how puberty works). The other one in middle school where it was more about the real world (how to draw boundaries in a relationship, ie. don't have sex if you're not prepared, STIs). What I still remember is how the general knowledge part was given to both boys and girls but then we were separated, so we could ask embarrassing questions without judgement. Yes, that took a full day of school but it was really educational.
European here as well. You know not all of Europe has the same educational system, right?
Canada. That's what we did as well, at least in BC
In some parts of the US that would get teachers fired and called "groomers" unfortunately. In Florida they are trying to ensure that people can't talk about menstruation before 6th grade.
@@rachelmcdonough1506 that's ridiculous. I and half of my girl friends got our periods way before 6th grade
Wait so normal foreplay ISNT a long kiss, a warm hug, and a short laugh about how good of friends my partner and I are?
no it's holding hands
It's actually a friendly handshake with light acknowledgment to a purely platonic relationship.
its mormon durfing
I almost liked this comment, but I saw it was at 420 likes, so I couldn’t touch it
@@whatspoppin8677 some psychos made it reach 422 oh the nerve
Tyler’s dad was creepy.. why did he have to whisper everything 😖
Maura Espinoza that scene was shot like it belonged in no country for old men
@@gavinwilcox5027 honestly
He looked like a black Dr Phil
asmr dad
I had to watch that video in school and during the end the kids have lunch and try to have an ok conversation but it’s absolutely awfully acted out.
Honestly, I had ZERO sex ed. Literally the only thing I got at my school was, in 5th grade (catholic or christian, can't remember) in ohio, was just: Some lady came into our math class. She rolled in a TV on one of those cards. HECK YEAH! You knew it was gonna be a good time when the teacher wheels in a TV. Oh... The teacher has an assistant... She's... asking all the girls to leave the room and go to another room... Okay... Uh oh. It's... /the talk/.
Well. All "the talk" was for me, was just watching a really stupid advertisement about how your body changes to get acne, you start to smell, armpits sweat, get nervous around girls, etc... Just about two guys wishing girls knew about them, but then "after putting on (product placement here) deodorant, I've become more confident in talking to girls!" Then the teacher shoed us out of the classroom to go back to homeroom, and on the way out she held a basket with tons of mini deodorants (the cheap kind), which I can only assume was the brand in the ad.
That's it. That's all I got. Until 7th grade science class 2 years later, when the teacher starts talking about genes, male/female characteristic, punnette square, all that jazz, and the boys and girls were giggling all mischeviously. I never knew why. I knew it had to do with reproduction, but, I didn't know the details. It took me until two years LATER (in highschool freshman year) that I had to GOOGLE BY MYSELF and learn via porn, put the pieces together, and finally figure out myself what it all meant. I felt like a genius, but I felt so left out.
I went to Catholic school and sex education was taught by the school nurse, who was…my mom. Hah.
Actually she was pretty badass about it. She taught comprehensive sex education to us- including using birth control.
She sent out permission slips detailing sex Ed and the curriculum to all 800+ students in the school and got exactly ONE parent request their student be excused (a request that was easily accommodated). Turns out, though, that the parents weren’t paying attention to what they were signing, and when their students told them what they learned, they hauled my mom up in front of the entire PTA with five minutes’ notice to defend her entire curriculum (my brother and me in tow since she was literally told “you have to come to this meeting right now” and couldn’t find someone to watch us). She stood firm in her beliefs.
*Well you see Luigi, when a pisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mamamias ravioli a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out 9 months later.*
Ugh. The most underrated comment on here I swear. This made me wanna die and live at the same time
Ah yes, my favourite episode of the Super Mario Bros Super Show!
im using this with my son in a few years...gold bro like for real just keep on doin what you do
I completely forgot bambino was a word so i thought you misspelled bamboo
@@ihatethebeatles4587 No worries mate.
Kid: When did you start growing taller?
Dad: *slight grin appears on his face and scoots in* I remember the first time I started getting uncontrollable ejaculations
son, I remember when i ejaculated upwards of 5 times a day.
From Ireland. Sex ed in my rural catholic primary school was honestly awful-abstinence only, don't have sex until you're married, masturbation isn't a thing and gay people don't exist. I only learned about concepts like the LGBT community as a teenager. In secondary school I asked the SPHE teacher how gay people had sex when we were discussing relationships and sexual health, and she told me it was an "adult topic"... honestly I wish we were shown informative videos like these, that were concise and to-the-point that actually addressed these issues. Sometimes I wonder if this country is stuck in the 70s.
Irish, can confirm, still don’t believe in gay people , neither does my boyfriend Mark
Tylers dad is also Mr. Poe in netflixs Series of Unfortunate events.
How my birds and the bees went:
Dad: So...uhm...when two people like.....
Me: Yup, I know
Dad: Alright
My parents gave me a little collection of books so they didn't have to talk to me about it. It worked pretty well, actually.
Sealia McSebbath my birds and the bees talk went the same way lol
I never got one lmao
My mom gave me a puberty book for girls when I was 10, but the book never defined what a period was. It did give me a graphic step-by-step guide on how to insert a tampon, though.
@Turquoise Cheetah on god tho. honesty works so well.
My parents never sat down and talked to me about sex. The only thing they ever did was tell me “don’t watch porn.”
And I was like “what’s porn?”
Same, except they yelled it at me
Did you eventually find out? I hope not.
I’m 21 and my parents suggested I take birth control a couple years ago and that was literally it LMFAO
My mom sprung the talk on me one morning before school when I was 8 during the reproduction episode of The Magic School Bus. I definitely have some mental scarring from that.
My talk was more about strict morality rules than actual info.
I was homeschooled, so my parents kinda just threw a kid's book in my face about it and called it a day. I still have questions
Eddie watching the Audio Description dub (as in the one that describes what's going on for blind people) and not realising that's what's going on? iconic
Yeaaaah .. that part of the video was cringe
“Oh man it hit the back of my throat.”
That’s what she said.
Not to me :(
That's what my Brazilian jiu jitsu instructor said when he got tea-bagged during training one night. the guy he was grappling with wasn't wearing underwear and his nuts fell in the back of our instructor's throat. All we heard was a bunch of coughing and gagging and ahhh it hit me in the back of the throat. Oh man it was priceless!
@@rebeccaspookyduran7864 I feel like there were a lot of people saying "Gayyyy" when that happened.
I would give this a like but it’s got 420 and I don’t want to ruin that
Rafter Boy thank you good sir
“Slips out” is the worst thing I’ve ever heard and it took a year off my life
UwU *slips out* OWO
@@holykonchu7250 that took ten years. I hope you're happy.
@@micahmosse3876 *Slips out* aw frick UwU ah heck uwu my uwu *slips in* OWO
@@holykonchu7250 im on my death bed. I hope you're proud.
Watching old Irish women play with their hands and talking about god immediately removes any (accidental) boners so I don’t know why it was a girls only video 🤔 That stuff is more efficient than showing genitalia blown to bits by stds.
As a kid, our video was super meta cause it was a video about kids watching the puberty video. It was also sponsored by always and secret and we got free samples. We giggled every time they said penis, especially during a scene were the coach says "don't worry about the size of your penis" and gives a whole lecture about it. Also there's a scene where a kid asks "what causes your voice to get deeper" and the coach says "that's a great question" AND THEN IT CUT OFF SO WE NEVER FOUND OUT. My friend and I had to ask her mom about it later.
13:58 that must have been a hard line read for that kid... props to the little guy
In our class, the teacher said that girls bleed out their minge every month, and a bloke in the back just screams “WHAT? HOW ARE THEY OKAY?”
And it was the single only time I felt validated as a young girl. That 12 year old boy gets it.
Are you british
Just curious
@@lvbboi9 Welsh
@@skyskynomnom4674 The "Bloke" is what ticked me
Also, that guy is a legend
@@lvbboi9 really was though, wasn’t he? Not to this day have I encountered another male so in tune with female reality. The shock. The horror. It’s what all the girls felt and that lad just.... felt it. Has a daughter now. She’ll be in good hands she will
Seriously, I love that kid too.
I never got the talk
80% of my information I got from the internet 15% from school and 5% friends
Same.
Yep
That is not good.
@@lisah8438 ok boomer
@@gegethedog wtf?
What mades you think they are a boomer?
You shouldn't have to get such monumentally important information from friends and the Internet, it should be from teachers with degrees in the subject.
I'm one of those strangely unfortunate souls who saw "Who Am I Now" in junior high... in the mid 2000s. Just tells you the state of American education.
I also remember laughing my ass off at a video where a barely pubescent kid says to his friend, "Hey, did you see Tina? She wasn't wearing..." *looks around carefully *whisper-screams "A Bra!?!!"
that first video really sounds like the audio description track (a recording of the audio portion with extra scene descriptions for low-vision or blind viewers) and its a pretty good example of a solid accessible audio description! The captions, however, are horrendous. they read like someone copy-pasted the script into the captions bar. maybe they spent all their money on the AD XD
1990s: I WANT MY PLASTIC
2020s: I WANT MY TURTLES WITHOUT THE PLASTIC.
Way to snag that joke
Gene Ebright I didn’t snag shit. I saw someone had come up with a similar bit after the fact. My execution was better though.
1988: "I want my plastic"
2019: "Honey no."
It was a weird time
Daniel Garrett no
Daniel Garrett plastic tampons used to cause an infection called TSS. It spreads fast and could cause you to loose your limbs
Toxic Shock Syndrome
Bilien It can also kill you
I never had the “conversation” with my parents, I don’t think they realized I was growing up
My mom tried to give me a puberty book when I was like 9 and I never looked at it because it made me feel bad about myself and THATS on being trans :)
Yeaaah :(
Honestly same, she gave me one -very thick book- about puberty and I kind of deleted it from my brain
months later i came out to my parents as nonbinary and now go by Collin
he's not actually narrating the story weirdly, you've just found a version for the visually impaired so they narrate the story in more detail.
Tamera Tychansky Yeah it kinda irritated me how he was joking about the « narration » when it was obviously audio-description :/
I knew this immediately.
what? How would letters help the visually impaired?
Tamera Tychansky that’s what i was thinking but i couldn’t tell
@@MoistFluid Not Caption, the Narration. The guy is talking over the scenes and describing what's happening so people who can't see know what's happening on screen
"you grew 3 inches in the last month" I really hate that I thought he was talking about his pee pee
Sydney Swaim same
Honestly same
"You grew 3 peepees this month"
Same lol
Sydney Swaim saaaame 😭
14:30 the "i want my plastic" absolutely seemed like part of a tim and eric episode
Oh sh^t the talk, I ain't ready for this!
Okay I grew up in rural Texas and literally never had sex ed. My parents didn't tell me much bc they're weird and sexually repressed. So I learned everything I needed to know through fan fiction. I'm not proud, but these are the facts.
Celine Reynolds bruh that’s still really shitty sex Ed bro
I learned from the internet bc you know "in muslim countries we don't talk about sex"
I had sex Ed in like 10th grade but by then the only thing I learned was what consent was and the laws and stuff behind it. By then I’ve already watched probably a thousand or two porn videos on Pornhub. I never really had the talk with my parents and kinda just taught myself which I’m really grateful for.
@@houdakasbadji504 Yeah when my muslim mom tried to even bring it up I just said "i learned it in school" (The internet) and walked away because I knew it would be filled with myths that she learned from her mother and so on.
@@shay.w.5812 So True, so many myths that are only harming the poor Kids that think they're true
The Tampax girl’s voice doesn’t match her face.
Lara Jill Miller from Gimme a Break (80's sitcom).
Lol ikr
Brandon Chan off topic but ur so cute :)
I thought it was a bit where they record the kids saying the lines and dub it over the footage of the adults, but then no one else sounded like that
She kind of sounds like timmy turner
I had no idea videos before CZcams ended with "Thanks for Watching" cards. I legit thought *you* edited that in at first, then pissed my pants laughing that you didn't, but then ended *your* video the same way! 🤣🤣
"Gotta hide the beer from CZcams" meanwhile "Sex Education"
YOU GUYS HOW DO I DELETE MY WATCH HISTORY MY PARENTS CANT KNOW I WATCHED THIS
Lol 😂😂😂
Uh I always have mine on pause 🤔
CLICK REMOVE FROM WATCH HISTORY ON THE VIDEO
Hey in your watch history
If you're deleting from browser history, press Ctrl+h, check the box, and press delete.
I went to a Christian middle school where a lady yelled at us and said we would go to hell if we did oral, and then at the art high school I went to we had a representative from planned parenthood give us a thorough comprehensive education about sex, anatomy, and safety and there was a HUGE emphasis on consent and inclusivity. Afterwards she handed out free condoms and dental dams and offered to speak with people after class who were too shy to ask questions in front of everyone. So you could say I had drastically different experiences with sex ed
"Fuck and u go 2 hell"
"Lmao go ahead"
Wow, that last story was so refreshing, in what state, year and grade was this? They didn't teach us about consent until my last year of high school in 2017, and even then it was quite superficial, hetero and one-sided, it was basically taught as something that guys requested and girls could reject or accept like "guys don't obligate a girl to do something they don't want to do" and stuff like that. My teacher, albeit kinda an open minded christian woman who taught us about protection and birth control, still thought the solution to teen pregnancy was abstinence
@@ginandromeda1618I went to a public school in a very liberal city and I honestly never received any form of sex education in a classroom setting (sans for a one-time “girl talk/guy talk” session at an academic enrichment program that I was a part of). For some reason, my district made some schools offer physical education rather than health class. The only reason I wasn’t ignorant was because I was the loner kid who always hung out at the library and happened to read a variety of puberty books when I was in middle school.
I wish I had a better sex education like you did with Planned Parenthood. Bad sex education and being raised Catholic caused me to be terrified sex, nudity, etc. and feel a lot of sexual shame...
Inclusivity? She told you to make sure to have sex with other races? Inclusivity has nothing to do with sex.
in my school the person pretty much said don't get an STD and wait till marriage. she didn't explain what an STD or sex was, and she was a nurse that was qualified to do that
I have had the "Where am I now?" Chorus stuck in my head for 3 days Eddy. 3. DAYS.
These videos today:
"This sex education video is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends"
LMAO
Noooooo
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@@redmin6066 You take your comment go back to wherever that came from because it does not belong in this bingo hall
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As a lifelong girl: can confirm, those dolls are terrifying
Thank you for your cooperation
I'm glad we got experienced people reviewing this
As a lifelong dude, and seeing them for the first time, I too can confirm, they are terrifying
As a life long entity from another universe: I agree they are terrifying
As a part time girl i can also confirm
Going on a gameshow with my younger self as my teammate sounds like a nightmare come true
The first thing I remember about sex education is a video we watched in fourth grade. The part that haunts me the most is when a man not a day under 76 said “sex is simply amazing”. I almost vowed celibacy that day.
Oh god eddy you're triggering my ptsd my dad taught me about the birds and the bees in a buffalo wild wings oh god now even the smell of garlic parmesan stresses me out
Oh my god what the fuck hahaha 🤣
I need more details.
Parmesan Garlic best flavor fight me
@@enzoarcamone1673 Fuck you, lemon pepper is the best flavor
Boy, I sure do love myself some Buffalo Wild Wings. Their food is _so_ great.
Tyler: I'm short
Tyler's dad: I was hard when I was your age
Omg you just made my day
LMAO
When I was in high school, we had sex ed when I was in the fourth grade, and it was entirely clinical. We learned the names of body parts and that was about it. The next time I had sex ed was senior year, and the entirety of the program, which took a few days to get through, was about abstinence. There was nothing in there about safe sex practices, or forming healthy relationships, or the importance of consent, or anything like that. There was absolutely zero nuance, no helpful information, and even some outright lies. For example, at one point they told us that the HIV virus is so small that it can easily pass through the wall of a condom. They told us that sperm cells are so small that they often pass straight through condoms. They straight up told us "Don't use condoms, because they do not work. Instead, just don't have sex."
And all of their "advice" was geared strictly towards heterosexual sex. Now, at this point I had already come out as gay, so people in my class new that a lot of what they were saying didn't apply to me. A friend of mine at one point took the initiative to ask "What about gay sex?" The instructor visibly paled and said "We're not allowed to talk about that." And we just moved on. Shit was wild.
oh my god i seen the second video in my single required sex ed class in the 5th grade and that was the only information we received, no questions were answered
sex education level in my country: "what is a woman?"
Wait you guys have women?
What really is a woman
Wait there is another gender?
???
I’m confused what are you talking about? Never heard of “woman” before.
@@cade9111 wait womun is a gender?
I went to a catholic school so like
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Ashlyn Storey I went to public school and it was all like.
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they taught me the same at catholic school but I turned out
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@@mmoobloom we catch the gay sometimes
We had like
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@@mmoobloom same here 😂🏳🌈
The first video Eddie showed was literally the one they taught us with. They had the boys and the girls taught separately and for the boys they had the meanest teacher in the school teach the class and even he was holding back laughter throughout the video