Jimmy Carr | No Ones Scared Of You

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  • @nafewamin1339
    @nafewamin1339 Před 20 dny +18337

    "What're the Christians gonna do, forgive me?"
    Good shit 😂😂!

    • @cliffordhemelrijk4513
      @cliffordhemelrijk4513 Před 19 dny +18

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @ltgarrettgaming270
      @ltgarrettgaming270 Před 19 dny +64

      Crusade

    • @AshokVaradharajanKumar
      @AshokVaradharajanKumar Před 19 dny

      Naa, they come in to your country in the name of god, plunder loot and kill millions and then leave u. The name of democracy.. the Christian’s have been nothing great either.

    • @MountainMan-ADK
      @MountainMan-ADK Před 19 dny

      Literally kill hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians and injure millions and drop way more bombs in a day than all Muslims in all of history. This guy forgetting iraq and the lie about wmd. Not to mention the redt of the middle east. Funny but it's not true so not that funny. True things are funnier. I suppose if u don't see realty than maybe this is a great joke

    • @georgemorgan6460
      @georgemorgan6460 Před 19 dny +75

      ​@@ltgarrettgaming270that was to counter the Islamic conquest, the Seljuk Turks, and return the land that had been taken by the Muslims. The crusades were only an effect of the Islamic genocide that occured from around 600Ad till 1071

  • @mass7366
    @mass7366 Před 15 dny +4926

    "He came close, but he didn't cross the line. Akhmed, put away the detonator habibi."

    • @WatchHimBecomeA_Gwaaad
      @WatchHimBecomeA_Gwaaad Před 14 dny +39

      underated comment

    • @sonyc04
      @sonyc04 Před 14 dny +11

      Lmao

    • @omaralfar1666
      @omaralfar1666 Před 14 dny +59

      It’s Ahmed, not “Akhmed”. How tf do you get a simple and well known name this wrong

    • @WatchHimBecomeA_Gwaaad
      @WatchHimBecomeA_Gwaaad Před 14 dny +29

      @@omaralfar1666 well known?? not at all

    • @ouanesachouche6785
      @ouanesachouche6785 Před 14 dny +51

      ​@@omaralfar1666he came close omar but he didn't cross the line , leave him be put the AK down
      PS: no offense omar im muslim too lol

  • @danielbentue7927
    @danielbentue7927 Před 15 dny +1238

    This mans delivery is just so good

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 Před 9 dny +3

      This is his old joke but he's added to it over time. Now it's complete

  • @MosesMatsepane
    @MosesMatsepane Před 13 dny +592

    Crusades: We lived in the wrong century boys. 😅😅

    • @october2567
      @october2567 Před 11 dny +4

      That’s Catholics

    • @adielblum4569
      @adielblum4569 Před 10 dny

      Actually because it was before the reformation so it was all of Western Europe​@@october2567

    • @hsablusay5299
      @hsablusay5299 Před 10 dny

      Crusaders weren’t formed because they want to dominate the world. The were formed to defend against Arabs invasion. But they ended up being very strong.

    • @Antiliberal777
      @Antiliberal777 Před 10 dny +13

      @@october2567 In those days, there were no Protestants, Evangelicals, Baptists, Jeovah Witnesses.
      The Church was One and One Only.
      The Roman Catholic Church.
      So yeah, of course that all knights and members of The Templars were Catholic lol

    • @sport504
      @sport504 Před 10 dny +1

      ​@@Antiliberal777it wasn't

  • @delanovanraalte3646
    @delanovanraalte3646 Před 20 dny +10444

    They don't make Christians like they used to

    • @Classified141
      @Classified141 Před 20 dny +522

      No crusades recently. At least that I'm aware of

    • @avocadocommander
      @avocadocommander Před 20 dny +59

      Lebanon in the 70s/80s that was a crusade and we are still strong ​@Classified141

    • @goodebening6564
      @goodebening6564 Před 20 dny +29

      ​@@Classified141Afghanistan and iraq ??

    • @user-ku1ze8ch2t
      @user-ku1ze8ch2t Před 20 dny

      ​@@avocadocommanderstrong ? You worship a pedophile

    • @skin4700
      @skin4700 Před 20 dny

      That wasnt about religion. It was about what ever the fuck happened to those towers in america.​@@goodebening6564

  • @davidcasellajr9187
    @davidcasellajr9187 Před 20 dny +3826

    Someone doesn’t want his next venue to explode and it shows.

    • @MrMalam1234
      @MrMalam1234 Před 19 dny +28

      Well at least he did a little bit, now question is why has he left out Jews..

    • @anon73829
      @anon73829 Před 19 dny +81

      @@MrMalam1234he doesn’t want his kids murdered

    • @sarahbenzaoui
      @sarahbenzaoui Před 19 dny

      @@anon73829who believe that only you Americans and isreal kill kids

    • @urekmazino106
      @urekmazino106 Před 19 dny +2

      Well obviously

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp Před 19 dny +23

      @@anon73829yeah fr he doesn’t want to allegedly kill his entire family and then himself

  • @John.Doe.A.D33R
    @John.Doe.A.D33R Před 4 dny +26

    He was careful with his words,
    Cause he didn't want to stadium to go
    *_"habibi, allahuakhbar!"_*
    💣 💥

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 Před 6 dny +2

    As a Christian, I am literally shaking right now. I will turn the other cheek so hard that Jimmy won't know what didn't hit him.

  • @room5058
    @room5058 Před 20 dny +4521

    As a Christian this was hilarious 😂
    Edit: God forgive me, for I have started a war. I am laughing my head off currently

  • @slickstrings
    @slickstrings Před 20 dny +3791

    Perfect way to execute a joke about the so called forbidden topic.

    • @scenepack2529
      @scenepack2529 Před 19 dny +37

      What about Isræl?

    • @jessefyfe9249
      @jessefyfe9249 Před 18 dny +65

      @@scenepack2529?? What about them I didn’t think they were mentioned

    • @Evridikibio1
      @Evridikibio1 Před 18 dny +13

      ​@@jessefyfe9249 he wanted them mentioned

    • @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
      @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith Před 18 dny

      ​@scenepack2529 u mean zionist scum?

    • @cohenkhan69
      @cohenkhan69 Před 17 dny

      That's because Christians don't care about their religion?🤷‍♂️. But Muslims do.

  • @jsnew3154
    @jsnew3154 Před 15 dny +357

    Saw him live for my 18th. He's still just as funny to this day.
    That was 14 years ago. Keep it up Jimmy😊🎉😂

  • @clumsystarme767
    @clumsystarme767 Před 14 dny +9

    I love the precious times, he cracks up on his own jokes lol 😂😂😂 contagious! Better not be high on your own supply! 😂

  • @n00bF0Sh0
    @n00bF0Sh0 Před 19 dny +967

    unlike those planes in 2001, those jokes landed really well

    • @mistplayzop
      @mistplayzop Před 19 dny +5

      Very true 😂

    • @scenepack2529
      @scenepack2529 Před 19 dny +1

      Ok

    • @n00bF0Sh0
      @n00bF0Sh0 Před 19 dny +8

      @@scenepack2529 it's been 22.5 years since the towers, and 13 years since seal team 6 tied the loose end. get over it.

    • @Evridikibio1
      @Evridikibio1 Před 18 dny +7

      ​@@n00bF0Sh0 isn't making jokes about it the proof that he's over it?

    • @Azide_zx
      @Azide_zx Před 17 dny +9

      ​@@n00bF0Sh0 bro literally just said "ok"

  • @lybliethetriggered4551
    @lybliethetriggered4551 Před 20 dny +678

    I love it when he laughs at his own jokes. His laugh just makes me smile

  • @stanleyurey1013
    @stanleyurey1013 Před 15 dny +692

    "What are the christians gonna do?"
    "Call a Dronestrike?"

    • @edwardyarbrough2220
      @edwardyarbrough2220 Před 15 dny

      That's the deep state devil worshipers

    • @kipsumamlameck2606
      @kipsumamlameck2606 Před 15 dny +11

      😅😅 good one

    • @FATDUCK2525
      @FATDUCK2525 Před 15 dny +7

      Yeah they won't tho

    • @Maxetkd
      @Maxetkd Před 15 dny +31

      It's not a Christian action because its led by Christian nation. On the other hand, if it's in Muslim nation, it shows no contradiction with their Quran

    • @jwil4709
      @jwil4709 Před 15 dny

      Nah that's the Jews that America funds.

  • @kosiraziz4010
    @kosiraziz4010 Před 14 dny +22

    As a Muslim we revere prophet Jesus just like all the prophets. Really hate it when people use his name in vain.

    • @DieselDaysandSmokeStacks
      @DieselDaysandSmokeStacks Před 10 dny +2

      He is the son of God not a prophet.

    • @kosiraziz4010
      @kosiraziz4010 Před 9 dny

      @@DieselDaysandSmokeStacks so is he the literal and biological son

    • @DieselDaysandSmokeStacks
      @DieselDaysandSmokeStacks Před 9 dny

      @@kosiraziz4010 That’s what the Bible says. Don’t get me wrong both the Bible and koran are fake. Niether has a place in the western world.

    • @shoroukemara500
      @shoroukemara500 Před 9 dny +5

      @@DieselDaysandSmokeStacksأستغفر الله العظيم that is totally wrong, there is no deity except Allah , He is alone and He has no partner

    • @DieselDaysandSmokeStacks
      @DieselDaysandSmokeStacks Před 9 dny

      @@shoroukemara500 Tosh. Prove Allah exists. Prove it. You can't. You believe because that is how you were raised. If you were raised differently you would be Hindu or Christian. You are brainwashed just like of us who grew up in religious cultures were.

  • @ironclad452
    @ironclad452 Před 20 dny +1846

    Insulted the religion of peace flawlessly

    • @davidcasellajr9187
      @davidcasellajr9187 Před 20 dny +119

      I’m certain you’re not referring to Islam as peaceful 😂

    • @aether0fchaos723
      @aether0fchaos723 Před 20 dny +210

      @@davidcasellajr9187It is the most peaceful religion

    • @everything6864
      @everything6864 Před 20 dny +265

      ​@@aether0fchaos723 I get your sarcasm 😂

    • @goodebening6564
      @goodebening6564 Před 20 dny

      And of course Christianty is a peaceful religion with their world wars and nukes and so on. Dont let a few deranged terrorist make you you believe that 1,8 billions are violent

    • @Lordy243
      @Lordy243 Před 20 dny +112

      Lets be honest. The real meaning behind all the Religion is Something peaceful but every one one of it fucked that up 💁

  • @Danathanial
    @Danathanial Před 20 dny +1004

    Bro made probably the most accurate Christian joke ever 💀

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 17 dny

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @alpha0324
      @alpha0324 Před 17 dny +20

      It was actually a Muslim joke😂😂😂😂

    • @Disconnected66
      @Disconnected66 Před 17 dny

      it's not even accurate in that context...? christians as an organization are some of the most hateful and anti human beings on this planet LMFAO
      it's amazing jehovas witnesses get all the flak for being anti people when there's hardly any difference in both of their disdain for the "other"

    • @NG-gb1ov
      @NG-gb1ov Před 17 dny +4

      Except for the crusades, world wars, holocaust.... Ok...

    • @Rua007
      @Rua007 Před 17 dny +3

      It was a Muslim joke

  • @indeedentertainment
    @indeedentertainment Před 8 dny

    As a Christian I see this as an absolute win

  • @landonknapp4014
    @landonknapp4014 Před 20 dny +450

    "I will convert everyone you love and when I'm done, I'll come for YOU" that's the best we got😂 just love🤟

    • @frost5443
      @frost5443 Před 19 dny +18

      oh no he's coming for me with aggressive love for his brothers!!!

    • @J.T.7
      @J.T.7 Před 19 dny +9

      ​@@frost5443 and when you're one of us, you'll do the same. Because you'll WANT TO.

    • @frost5443
      @frost5443 Před 18 dny +2

      @@J.T.7 this makes me want to be christian for once but i can still be nice without believing in a god :)

    • @J.T.7
      @J.T.7 Před 18 dny +1

      @@frost5443 it's what Jesus taught. But He went further than that: we should love our enemies as well.

    • @frost5443
      @frost5443 Před 18 dny

      @@J.T.7 consider the following: i follow what jesus did but treat him as a character to refer to instead of believing he really exists

  • @crunchythedave
    @crunchythedave Před 20 dny +246

    The look on the face says otherwise

  • @tobiashinrichs6717
    @tobiashinrichs6717 Před 15 dny

    We will forgive you and so will God. Turn to him and accept the love of Jesus Christ

  • @MaxPC-Prime
    @MaxPC-Prime Před 6 dny +3

    Jim is a true legend, Aint nobody dare even contemplate the jokes he spouts out

  • @crizazz1669
    @crizazz1669 Před 20 dny +193

    This man fears no one except john wick💀

  • @Hyster1aMcR
    @Hyster1aMcR Před 20 dny +104

    They went from crusading warriors to passive aggressive church goers.

    • @TacoPanda-sl5ii
      @TacoPanda-sl5ii Před 20 dny +18

      It started with Muslim aggression

    • @Hyster1aMcR
      @Hyster1aMcR Před 20 dny +15

      @@TacoPanda-sl5ii they still went from warriors to sorriers

    • @havetodosmth
      @havetodosmth Před 19 dny

      Is that mean we need come back to roots?

    • @Hyster1aMcR
      @Hyster1aMcR Před 19 dny +1

      @havetodosmth yeh why not right now one religion reigns supreme and its people are committing and getting away with disgusting things. So they need their old nemesis back to even the playing field.

    • @amt4653
      @amt4653 Před 19 dny

      The crusades were a response to centuries of Muslim invasions. They took a softer approach for centuries before they had enough.

  • @batigolmc5733
    @batigolmc5733 Před 12 hodinami

    Whahhahaha, got it the second he said "I'm not a fucking idiot"

  • @Pancakerman3
    @Pancakerman3 Před 11 dny +50

    As a muslim, this is a very fine line jimmy. Nice piece, make sure the next one doesnt end with you in pieces habibi

    • @bigsmoke3662
      @bigsmoke3662 Před 10 dny +1

      you may be joking but still, wanted to remind u that its kufr to disrespect islam, sorry i had to (as a muslim) 😅

    • @Pancakerman3
      @Pancakerman3 Před 10 dny +1

      @@bigsmoke3662 akkkkkh

    • @Pancakerman3
      @Pancakerman3 Před 10 dny +1

      @@bigsmoke3662 no disrespect, thanks for the reminder tho man

    • @Babakthemaker
      @Babakthemaker Před 6 dny

      ​@@bigsmoke3662In any other religions it's kufr to disrespect them, but I unlike you people, they know how to take a joke. So they don't consider it as "disrespect". So in another word grow up

    • @Thomas-vc1uf
      @Thomas-vc1uf Před 6 dny

      Bring your hate to me boy.😊

  • @lucychhakchhuak9438
    @lucychhakchhuak9438 Před 20 dny +203

    "forgive me?" got me bad 😂😂😂😂

  • @skeglar
    @skeglar Před 20 dny +295

    When he said "blowing something up" I spit on my phone hahaha

    • @bennoreuter4393
      @bennoreuter4393 Před 17 dny +1

      He's right

    • @youssefsaad9616
      @youssefsaad9616 Před 16 dny +3

      Although I hate this stereotype because it's not true but I still laughed 😂

    • @SasaDapa
      @SasaDapa Před 16 dny

      ​@@bennoreuter4393if someone insults ur mother, what will U do?

    • @johnlott518
      @johnlott518 Před 16 dny

      I saw it coming a mile away, but still laughed at it.

    • @medbob2498
      @medbob2498 Před 14 dny

      Indeed, it was such a creative joke, never saw it coming 😂😂😂😂🤔

  • @MattJDylan
    @MattJDylan Před 15 hodinami

    "We're Christians, and we didn't like what you said"
    "So then forgive me!"
    -Bill Hicks

  • @anishkoirala9366
    @anishkoirala9366 Před dnem

    The place I am from, a multi cultural hub with 100s of unique languages and traditions , Muslims came long before Christians but Christian missionaries have converted aloooooot of people over the years and some of oldest cultures and traditions are finally on the verge of extinction. Thinking they are saving us and showing us the truth, they provide the help we dont need without knowing the actual impacts and trouble it has brought along. 😢 Stop saving us from a supposed hell above and save us from hell we walk on today please.

  • @Avo_Capone
    @Avo_Capone Před 20 dny +49

    He's Dancing Ona Line Gracefully 😂, Professionally

  • @neorock6135
    @neorock6135 Před 19 dny +93

    A *genuine* Muslim would be just as offended at hearing anything disrespectful directed towards Christ, Moses or any other Prophet from scripture. Nevertheless, in any case, that same *genuine* Muslim would simply walk away.

    • @steel731
      @steel731 Před 19 dny +16

      Hah nice joke😂😂😂😂.... muslim and peaceful?

    • @scenepack2529
      @scenepack2529 Před 19 dny

      @@steel731wow so nice for your racist áss to call 2 billion Muslims dangerous. While you’re to scared to stand up Jesus, Muslims are willing to do it. Jesus wouldn’t want you segregating other people so why do you love ignoring him?

    • @madisonj4174
      @madisonj4174 Před 17 dny +32

      @@steel731 you obviously don’t know any Muslims 😂

    • @saif-gv6gl
      @saif-gv6gl Před 16 dny

      ​@@steel731well, most of the KKK are actually Christians though, we all got some nutjob in any religion after all lol

    • @hania-pw7bm
      @hania-pw7bm Před 15 dny

      @@steel731there are 1.9 billion Muslims in the world, if majority of them were not peaceful the world would be chaos no?

  • @asiakalsoom216
    @asiakalsoom216 Před 13 dny

    Muslims respect every prophet. They believe Jesus is a prophet so they respect him too.

  • @Adiluzz
    @Adiluzz Před 12 dny +11

    This is exactly how terror works 😂

  • @ghastfriend065
    @ghastfriend065 Před 20 dny +48

    "That guy gets it !"

  • @fawziyusof4361
    @fawziyusof4361 Před 20 dny +30

    That blowing something up got me cackling like a mad man 😂😂😂😂

  • @MannieDoSantos
    @MannieDoSantos Před 6 dny

    This goes to show that the way of Christ is the best for the Harmony of humanity

  • @4baadimh01
    @4baadimh01 Před 6 dny +2

    As a Muslim, this was funny 😂

  • @matthewpollock9685
    @matthewpollock9685 Před 19 dny +184

    I'm not Irish, but I do understand that we (Christians) weren't too shy about blowing each other up in Ireland not too long ago because we disagreed as to whether or not we could pray to saints. "Oh, you believe in Jesus too? That's great! Where's your rosary? Oh, just a cross? Protestant, eh? Oh, that's lovely. That yer car, is it?"

    • @andreww2098
      @andreww2098 Před 18 dny +2

      @@merodack3721 6 of one half a dozen of the other

    • @richardhinten9982
      @richardhinten9982 Před 18 dny +32

      You're not Irish, and I doubt you're educated on Irish history, either. The fighting was not about religion. It just happens that one side is mostly Protestant and the other side is mostly Catholic. The issue at odds is acceptance of British rule versus Irish independence.

    • @tardigrade228
      @tardigrade228 Před 17 dny +1

      Your take on this makes it obvious you're not Irish

    • @merodack3721
      @merodack3721 Před 17 dny +3

      @@richardhinten9982 thank you for this answer

    • @user-mf8bo6xh7i
      @user-mf8bo6xh7i Před 17 dny

      Not Christian just religeous

  • @jd13dox
    @jd13dox Před 20 dny +87

    I for one am very happy Christianity has taken a chill pill.

    • @Pizza-gb1ch
      @Pizza-gb1ch Před 19 dny

      So we are going to just ignore the fact that Christians dropped the atom bomb? How about Christians supporting Israel? Going after Saddam and Bin-Laden. Any of this ring a bell?

    • @dianeaishamonday9125
      @dianeaishamonday9125 Před 19 dny +21

      Islam should try it next

    • @YounesAmeur-is8xo
      @YounesAmeur-is8xo Před 18 dny +14

      Taking a chill pill while letting them mock your beliefs and jesus ( peace be upon him ) is not the best idea.

    • @santiagovelamorales1029
      @santiagovelamorales1029 Před 18 dny

      ​@@YounesAmeur-is8xoxd

    • @Boo-lz7fm
      @Boo-lz7fm Před 18 dny +17

      ​@@YounesAmeur-is8xo Why would making jokes about Christianity be bad? Is your faith so fragile you get hurt by comedy?

  • @warwicktuatara5486
    @warwicktuatara5486 Před 5 dny

    brilliant delivery! this is why comedy is needed!

  • @ahmadnajmiroslan
    @ahmadnajmiroslan Před dnem +1

    *Vampire butler for ya 🤣*

  • @k.thanas
    @k.thanas Před 14 dny

    The finest and most delicate way to reveal the word of Christ is the Truth. 😉👍

  • @jasonoludemi2726
    @jasonoludemi2726 Před 16 dny +126

    Clever. He said everything he needed to say!

  • @bonitasmith5043
    @bonitasmith5043 Před 17 dny +175

    As a Christian, he's got us nailed. True faith in God does not kill in His name.

    • @dragondanyar9508
      @dragondanyar9508 Před 17 dny

      So then the Roman Empire weren’t true Christians right?

    • @2fZEwQB26
      @2fZEwQB26 Před 17 dny +16

      Dude you have a very short memory, outside of your bubble people know your true colors...

    • @FrederickFokker
      @FrederickFokker Před 17 dny +2

      Torquemada has entered the chat...

    • @Viral-Inc00
      @Viral-Inc00 Před 17 dny +29

      So we're just sweeping the crusaders under the rug huh 😅

    • @Yahyaib
      @Yahyaib Před 17 dny +16

      Lmaooo go read the Bible and your history books.

  • @MdAngelHaque
    @MdAngelHaque Před 7 dny

    As a Muslim Jesus(As) is a mighty Prophet like Prophet Muhammad(Sm) . We Muslims do not make any jokes about any Prophets. We love them , follow them, respect them from the core of our heart .

  • @oa3015
    @oa3015 Před 9 dny

    As a Muslim, I don't like it when people make fun of Jesus either. He was a messenger and a prophet just as much as Mohammad was. It is sad that Christians don't seem to care when Jesus is made fun of.

  • @advancedadam.7699
    @advancedadam.7699 Před 19 dny +33

    Wow I've never been this PROUD AS A CHRISTIAN❤❤❤❤❤.

    • @Valvex_
      @Valvex_ Před 19 dny +8

      You're proud that people make fun of your "god" because they know you don't care about him. Pretty sad if you ask me. And it shows your level of faith.

    • @Mo95793
      @Mo95793 Před 19 dny +2

      And you should be !

    • @shannoncollins8547
      @shannoncollins8547 Před 19 dny +3

      @@Valvex_ Where in this clip did he make fun of God? And since when is it bad to be proud of the fact that true Christians, haven't killed anyone. Like, what?

    • @red_phoenix0570
      @red_phoenix0570 Před 19 dny +2

      @@Valvex_ where was the making fun of god part? god wasn't even mentioned, just "what are you going to do, forgive me?"
      Also, they didn't say they were proud of the joke (which is fine, because, yknow, its a joke) they said they were "PROUD AS A CHRISTIAN". I think you misinterpreted the whole sentence.

    • @riddikulus1432
      @riddikulus1432 Před 18 dny

      ​@@Valvex_so you worship human, instead of worshipping the one and Only Almighty Creator who created you?
      You worship a human, a prophet, who himself Worshiped that One and Only Almighty Creator who is in the haven,
      That prophet Jesus PBUH prayed and worshipped the One and Only Almighty Creator by Sujood / bowing down the Head on the ground, Like you see 2 billion Muslims pray.
      That prophet Jesus PBUH was circumcised like Muslim men are
      That prophet Fasted like Muslim fast 30 days in Ramadan
      That Prophet was a Monotheist, a True Muslim, like you have 2 billion monotheist people in this world who are called "Muslims "
      That prophet Jesus's PBUH mother wore Hijab like You see Muslim Women wears Hijab / Head to toe covering
      Now choice is yours,
      You follow what, actual Revelations, Actual Prophet's teaching
      Or you blindly follow what your fore fathers madeup, you follow without reading or seeking knowledge or researching Truth or Falsehood
      Choice is yours, Death is yours,
      Atleast you can not say on the day of judgement that, ISLAM did not come to you, or you did not about it,
      Or no one ever told you that, doing SHIRK, Doing blasphemy, " Making partner, worshipping anything except that one and only Almighty Creator ".
      A person who dies with Shirk, Blasphemy is in Forver Eternal Hellfire, hellfire for eternity, there is Forgiveness for " SHIRK " " making partner, adding partner, worshipping anything other than ALLAH "
      May ALLAH guide you people, Amin.

  • @vedarovski4110
    @vedarovski4110 Před 19 dny +611

    It is sad that people stop humiliating religious figures not for the sake of respect but the sake of their lives.

    • @ericsw03
      @ericsw03 Před 15 dny

      I don't know why you're grouping all religions into that. It's just Muslims that use fear to keep people from talking about their religious figures.

    • @Badchi
      @Badchi Před 15 dny +37

      I think that's exactly the underlying message here

    • @Zebbi123
      @Zebbi123 Před 15 dny

      They shouldn't be humiliated neither should Jesus be humiliated or moses or whoever. Christians would kill people for disrespecting the bible and jesus a while back. Now y'all walk around with jesus is gay signs as christians and not even following the bible's teachings just the ones you like. This is the same about people's own beliefs, if you tolerate everything you stand for nothing. Years have muslims accepted the terrorism jokes, what we will not tolerate is humiliation about our prophet etc

    • @CloverAugustus
      @CloverAugustus Před 15 dny +29

      Well either way, job well done on the part of Muslims.

    • @palemustang7185
      @palemustang7185 Před 15 dny +2

      Sure buddy

  • @bobmn5702
    @bobmn5702 Před 7 hodinami

    As a Christian, I'll take this as a compliment (and forgive him).

  • @hopelives7469
    @hopelives7469 Před 14 dny

    We will forgive. Because the Lord said VENGEANCE IS MINE.. I WILL REPAY. Good luck taking Him on.

  • @bismarckkaine2700
    @bismarckkaine2700 Před 11 dny +15

    Isn't it funny how forgiveness is seen as weakness.

    • @elmehdielaaraj446
      @elmehdielaaraj446 Před 7 dny

      Obviously it depends on the context, but technically if you're not ready to stand for what you believe in, then you're not quite committed to your faith. With that being said, I don't support blowing innocent people under the name of Islam, and as a Muslim, I can assure you that God doesn't encourage us and urge us to blow the helpless.
      FUN FACT, Muslims are not the only ones who have implemented violence and justify it with religion, yes there's 9/11, and suicide bombers, and also there are crusades, persecution of Jews as "Christ Killers", Gunpowder Plot, Northern Irland troubles, flogging females for showing inches from their skins...
      Although, your position is reasonable : )

    • @bishnu_YT
      @bishnu_YT Před 7 dny

      Better than being backwards savages

    • @cykeok3525
      @cykeok3525 Před 6 dny +3

      Well, nobody said that.

    • @voidmaster4189
      @voidmaster4189 Před 5 dny

      It is

    • @tylerthebeliever9080
      @tylerthebeliever9080 Před dnem

      It would be IF you're upset at others for mocking your faith. Forgiveness has it's line. Turn-the-other-cheek system is not practical irl

  • @ethondomusic4533
    @ethondomusic4533 Před 20 dny +58

    Tbh I didn't think most of his jokes were that funny but this one got me😂😂

    • @salimhassen3726
      @salimhassen3726 Před 17 dny

      Me 2😅😊😅😂😂😂

    • @Getinmybellypls
      @Getinmybellypls Před 14 dny

      That’s because he stole it. From bill hicks who said it back in the very early 90s

  • @adrianonsky
    @adrianonsky Před 9 dny

    They don’t realize that Jesus himself will come back and then there will be no smiles for those who rejected him

  • @Pennyburn1688
    @Pennyburn1688 Před 14 dny

    Be not decieved jimmy..... God is not mocked.... John 3.16 💙 🙏

  • @a.jasser1459
    @a.jasser1459 Před 15 dny +43

    You think us Muslim will let you joke and mock the prophet Jesus Christ ? All our prophets are respected.

    • @adesuyimike3940
      @adesuyimike3940 Před 14 dny

      What will you do? Blowup harmless people. That's showing respect to your prophets??
      Asinine clown

    • @JohnDoe-tg3dx
      @JohnDoe-tg3dx Před 10 dny +3

      What are you gonna do about it?

    • @Zahid_khqn
      @Zahid_khqn Před 10 dny +1

      @@JohnDoe-tg3dx everybody is brave on social media

    • @a.jasser1459
      @a.jasser1459 Před 10 dny +5

      @@JohnDoe-tg3dx our Jesus is different from your Jesus, yours is God, us is a prophet, we only defend our Jesus the prophet. Let him mock Jesus Peace be upon him in front of a Muslim and see what happens.

    • @alp2ccc138
      @alp2ccc138 Před 10 dny +4

      Respect, a Texan Muslim.

  • @P1nk0theclown
    @P1nk0theclown Před 13 dny +44

    That “forgive me “ part is a bill hicks joke

    • @mathiasbanan
      @mathiasbanan Před 13 dny +1

      Came here to point that out

    • @tastytizzler1383
      @tastytizzler1383 Před 11 dny

      Inspiration my man

    • @macman975
      @macman975 Před 11 dny

      Okay. Was it Copyrighted?

    • @Krosshairbbyg
      @Krosshairbbyg Před 8 dny

      It's a bit of a tough one because you can easily see it as just a Christian thing and therefore the only way it is different is if he said it a different way but pointing to the same result of "what are Christians going to do? Forgive me?" ..

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr Před 2 dny +3

      It's difficult to claim plagiarism given that the theme of forgiveness within Christianity is broadly recognised. If Jimmy had repeatedly referenced previous jokes or delivered a lengthy segment that closely resembled others, then there might be some basis for your argument. However, making jokes about Christians and forgiveness falls into the realm of common knowledge and stereotypical humour, which anyone could potentially explore.

  • @deen-g
    @deen-g Před 9 dny

    I’m Muslim and I loved this bit 🤣😂
    Don’t mess with Islam 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

  • @Benihime01
    @Benihime01 Před 11 dny +20

    The irony in the joke actually shows the nature of Christianity which is forgiveness 😂😂I liked this joke

    • @echiko4932
      @echiko4932 Před 7 dny

      That's the whole point of catholicism, but protestant alignments do whatever the fuck they want

    • @AliRavencoreAdam
      @AliRavencoreAdam Před 4 dny

      It also highlights the biggest issue with Christianity. There's nothing sacred to Christians, they'll literally imagine a transgender Jesus waving the rainbow flag.
      Try disrespecting Jesus or Mary in front of a muslim. A line has to be drawn.
      Really fucked up world where you'll get cancelled for joking about Anne Frank but you can make fun of God and his prophets.

    • @mrcerrone4483
      @mrcerrone4483 Před 4 dny +4

      100% and how violent and extreme Islam is 🤣

    • @user-jc1do2qm8m
      @user-jc1do2qm8m Před 3 dny

      You havent read islam and so unaware of islam and an idiot first read islam and you will find that islam is the most forgiving religion in the world ​@@mrcerrone4483

    • @abdulmatinhamid6491
      @abdulmatinhamid6491 Před 3 dny

      Its the other way around, you guys just ate what western media trying to paint Islam while it really shows their true nature as we speak…actively involve in genocide, mass murder everday,starting world war 1 & 2….etc

  • @acslater017
    @acslater017 Před 20 dny +8

    Perfectly threaded to indirectly take the piss and still make his point 😂

  • @alwyn_jos
    @alwyn_jos Před 13 dny

    Thats why i like old law more than new law in bible😊

  • @leesang-hyeok7781
    @leesang-hyeok7781 Před 6 dny +1

    Oh no man, you shouldn't make fun and not fear of God's people, that's what I would say. God loves and protects His people and people should for sure fear God. God bless you all 🙏🏻❤️

  • @bratty_cthulu
    @bratty_cthulu Před 20 dny +19

    *pulls out templar armor...* been waiting for this shi way too long...

    • @KappaChiino
      @KappaChiino Před 19 dny +4

      *holy hand grenade has been equipped*

    • @Evridikibio1
      @Evridikibio1 Před 18 dny

      If it ain't like in assasins creed, I'm not interested!

  • @tsvetantomov9870
    @tsvetantomov9870 Před 14 dny +5

    Yeah we will! God bless you brother

  • @AhmadKashmiri-oi8zy
    @AhmadKashmiri-oi8zy Před 7 dny

    A true muslim cannot tolerate disrespect of Jesus pbuh no more than he/she tolerate disrespect of Muhammed pbuh

  • @Norman-Katsiga
    @Norman-Katsiga Před 9 dny

    Imagine cooking christians and moslems in the same joke with a spice of laughter on top....Legend!

  • @lorde0147
    @lorde0147 Před 20 dny +8

    Well played sir. Well played

  • @diulikadikaday
    @diulikadikaday Před 11 dny +28

    As a Christian, this is the greatest compliment he can give us. We aren’t called to fight people, but love them. Our greatest triumphs have come from love. Universities and schools, hospitals, civil rights movements and charities. Fighting and war is not the way.

    • @mohammedmakki5910
      @mohammedmakki5910 Před 11 dny

      No you guys are not religious enough, you don’t care about sitting the boundaries for stuff that needs to be protects, I can’t believe the LGPTQ has sensory laws to who offends it and Christianity doesn’t !!!!! That’s why more people are leaving Christianity and becoming Muslims!!!

    • @tzabadguy
      @tzabadguy Před 11 dny +16

      lol your governments say otherwise

    • @AhmadRaffi-0904
      @AhmadRaffi-0904 Před 11 dny +2

      Dont start a war but go to war when they started it. Stand for what you believe dont ever let it get mocked

    • @Ali_003
      @Ali_003 Před 11 dny +18

      Oh yes. We can see the love of evangelicals with their unconditional support of Israel in their genocide. What truly loving people 😊❤️

    • @noblenormie1179
      @noblenormie1179 Před 11 dny +3

      Lybia syria, afghanistan, iraq, algeria, all of america, africa, colonialism
      Also those Innovations were not made by christians but agnostics

  • @conspiracyquantifier
    @conspiracyquantifier Před 14 dny +1

    God cannot be mocked

  • @sus9331
    @sus9331 Před 9 dny

    I'm telling this as a Muslim this is sad that the christians have no power left

    • @The_Alpha_E
      @The_Alpha_E Před 9 dny

      We have power, we own your countries.
      We're just not violent like you because we have a real God.

  • @isthatuson6922
    @isthatuson6922 Před 20 dny +124

    As a Muslim I approve of this joke... Kaboom 😂

    • @user-fg3re8yv4k
      @user-fg3re8yv4k Před 20 dny +3

      Read work history please

    • @rafikhan4080
      @rafikhan4080 Před 20 dny

      ​@@user-fg3re8yv4k?

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy Před 20 dny

      I hope you don't live in any other country other than your own 🤡

    • @aFLICKINGCLINT
      @aFLICKINGCLINT Před 20 dny +5

      your a good one then that can have a laugh at jokes

    • @kelthuzad7
      @kelthuzad7 Před 19 dny +1

      Yes brother it was hilarious

  • @JestinFatchett
    @JestinFatchett Před 20 dny +18

    As a Christian… that’s fax, 100% accurate ngl

    • @scenepack2529
      @scenepack2529 Před 19 dny

      That all Muslims blow stuff up? It’s a but funny but it’s not really a nice stereotype

    • @odoylerules4503
      @odoylerules4503 Před 18 dny +1

      fr fr no cap?

    • @sid86588
      @sid86588 Před 17 dny

      ​@@odoylerules4503 frfr bro

  • @muhammadhaziqansari362
    @muhammadhaziqansari362 Před 10 dny +2

    Curse be upon those who slander the name of Jesus (ESA) the messiah AS

  • @patrickpedra1774
    @patrickpedra1774 Před 2 dny

    This joke was great. 😂😂😂

  • @rickmoore52
    @rickmoore52 Před 20 dny +68

    He is so funny.

  • @captainchaos1741
    @captainchaos1741 Před 20 dny +40

    Bro laughed like stampy at the end

    • @That0Homeless0Guy
      @That0Homeless0Guy Před 20 dny +11

      This dudes been doing comedy longer than Stampy's been alive so it's safe to say Stampy laughs like him.

    • @furioustester4056
      @furioustester4056 Před 19 dny

      ​@@That0Homeless0Guyidk man, it's Stampy, I mean he's like 80% of many childhoods.

  • @user-xl7uk4ic1e
    @user-xl7uk4ic1e Před 13 dny

    I am a christan it's the next life people need to think about Jesus Christ is king

  • @breckinpeterson2777
    @breckinpeterson2777 Před 13 dny

    As a Christian that just makes me proud lol. Best to be known for forgiveness than death

    • @Ali_003
      @Ali_003 Před 11 dny

      But you aren't. We see the death and destruction Christian countries have caused all around the globe. You see, calling yourself peaceful doesn't mean that you are 'known for forgiveness'. You can call your anything mate, it doesn't mean anything lol

  • @crimson6864
    @crimson6864 Před 20 dny +41

    Brilliant, funny and true

    • @ronintsukebin9163
      @ronintsukebin9163 Před 20 dny

      Christians were made to be forging wimps by a man who never existed. Call it mind control.

  • @d.a.m.ii.nWorship
    @d.a.m.ii.nWorship Před 20 dny +4

    Speaks to the Grace of the Lord Jesus. Bible says every word spoken against the son of man will be forgiven. ❤️💯

  • @biniyam9979
    @biniyam9979 Před 7 dny

    Brilliant absolutly brilliant

  • @john-ic5pz
    @john-ic5pz Před 19 dny +31

    "forgive me"
    Bill Hicks joke

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr Před 2 dny +3

      It's difficult to claim plagiarism given that the theme of forgiveness within Christianity is broadly recognised. If Jimmy had repeatedly referenced previous jokes or delivered a lengthy segment that closely resembled others, then there might be some basis for your argument. However, making jokes about Christians and forgiveness falls into the realm of common knowledge and stereotypical humour, which anyone could potentially explore.

  • @BlipperOfRays
    @BlipperOfRays Před 20 dny +35

    So, I guess Christians have a sense of humor, while Muslims don't.

    • @OnlyViralVidz
      @OnlyViralVidz Před 20 dny +5

      Basically

    • @mrraamsridhar
      @mrraamsridhar Před 20 dny +2

      Yup that's true

    • @mrraamsridhar
      @mrraamsridhar Před 20 dny +4

      True about Hindus too - they have a sense of humour, which is why there are a lot of jokes about Hindu gods here in India.

    • @zainalaa1600
      @zainalaa1600 Před 20 dny +10

      Well when you're talking about GOD that's a red line if it isn't for you it is for us but to be clear no explosions

    • @Classified141
      @Classified141 Před 20 dny +7

      ​@@zainalaa1600I don't believe in "God" and there's nothing you can tell me to change my mind. Nothing you can show me either, because all the books and stuff about it is written by man.

  • @ciprianpopa1503
    @ciprianpopa1503 Před 15 dny

    That's rich from an Irish, where Christians of different forgiving natures blew their fellow Christians into forgiveness.

  • @Jesus_is_Lord323
    @Jesus_is_Lord323 Před 15 dny

    It’s cause Jesus teaches us to turn the other cheek and to bless those who persecute us… blowing people up isn’t very “loving your neighbor”

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 Před 15 dny +27

    He both dissed muslims and christians with this joke.
    Thats art

  • @nathanielmcguire6685
    @nathanielmcguire6685 Před 20 dny +15

    As a Christian he’s right. It’s a compliment really cause keyword NORMAL Christians don’t get offended by words and don’t blow shit up when they hear somethin they don’t like

    • @phantomtigers3465
      @phantomtigers3465 Před 19 dny

      And so do normal Muslims. It's against our teachings to kill people, no matter what they've said about our prophet or religion

    • @MrMalam1234
      @MrMalam1234 Před 19 dny

      Ha ha more like you don't have the balls to stand up for what you beleive.
      Don't get me wrong, according to Islamic rule those who blow up innocent people going to hell, even if they are innocent disbelievers..
      Having said that one needs to stand up when they get pushed around. Try saying some antisemitic shit and find out 😂

    • @sid86588
      @sid86588 Před 19 dny +1

      Amen to that

    • @beewinstar
      @beewinstar Před 19 dny +3

      Neither do normal muslims take offence because they hear something they don't like, even the radical guys supposedly did the bad stuff because of west's actions not just words best to my understanding at least.

    • @phantomtigers3465
      @phantomtigers3465 Před 19 dny +3

      @@beewinstar and also since Islam doesn't allow you to kill people, just cause very few Muslims have done it doesn't mean everyone does

  • @TM63369
    @TM63369 Před 13 dny

    That's the benefit of living in a country that endorses the separation of church and state, though it's not always followed.

  • @idag8073
    @idag8073 Před 14 dny

    As an former christian atheist, I think no religion is harmless. But clearly, religions are not equally dangerous and harmful.

  • @marty1234able
    @marty1234able Před 19 dny +5

    He speaks the truth.

  • @rerelux6311
    @rerelux6311 Před 20 dny +20

    This man is so offensive and I wish more comedians were. It’s the perfect job to be offensive and make people laugh at differences and stigmatized subjects.

    • @nighnkarnaout2269
      @nighnkarnaout2269 Před 18 dny +1

      Well i am muslim but i dont really find it offensive its just funny he wasnt disrespectful or anything he just laughed at a stereotype wich has some truth to it

  • @Sophieknowssometimes3
    @Sophieknowssometimes3 Před 14 dny +1

    Christians like peace and love

  • @englishlearningcenter1470

    As a Christian, I love this joke!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ntmkvlogs1386
    @ntmkvlogs1386 Před 15 dny +18

    As a Christian, that was incredible.

    • @danielseaburg9763
      @danielseaburg9763 Před 13 dny

      So you think it's acceptable to have the piss taken out of your religion, but nobody else's?
      careful hans, your pseudo-virtue is showing itself.

  • @MrPikawa
    @MrPikawa Před 19 dny +7

    That's some next level reverse comedy show. I f*cking love it!

  • @khalez1471
    @khalez1471 Před 13 dny

    Just a reminder , we love jesus christ peace be upon him and respect him more than any Christian.

  • @johnhightshoe996
    @johnhightshoe996 Před 16 dny +1

    Someone forgot the crusades. Honestly even most of the Christians have as well.

  • @user-ej7we6ph3l
    @user-ej7we6ph3l Před 10 dny +8

    As a Muslim I wouldn't tolerate a joke about Jesus, peace be upon him

    • @The_Alpha_E
      @The_Alpha_E Před 9 dny +1

      You don't respect Him.

    • @LinaAALLAM
      @LinaAALLAM Před 5 dny

      Surprise, we do. He's one of our most important prophets.

    • @The_Alpha_E
      @The_Alpha_E Před 5 dny +1

      @@LinaAALLAM He's not just a prophet though. You have no respect for Him.

    • @LinaAALLAM
      @LinaAALLAM Před 5 dny

      @@The_Alpha_E we simply don't believe he's god. We believe he is a prophet and messenger who came down with the gospel as a revelation from god, we believe he is the messiah born from a virgin with a miraculous birth, we also believe he is free of sin like his mother our great mother Mary pbut. We love him more than we do ourselves! How is that not respect? It's more than respect, it's love. Just because we have different beliefs about what Jesus pbuh was or did doesn't mean we don't acknowledge his greatness, kindness and relevence.

    • @The_Alpha_E
      @The_Alpha_E Před 5 dny

      @@LinaAALLAM If your dad was a doctor, who worked his whole life to become a doctor & saved numerous lives, is it respectful to say ''Yeah I respect you dad, but I don't believe you're a doctor. I believe your PhD has been corrupted''? No, not at all

  • @agnestravalon3184
    @agnestravalon3184 Před 20 dny +35

    "What Christians gonna do? Another crusade decimating the ones who doesn't accept Jesus as their lord and saviour?"

    • @FuzzyV
      @FuzzyV Před 20 dny +13

      Maybe we should do another one now, you talk too much nowadays 😂😂

    • @user-on3zq2nc7l
      @user-on3zq2nc7l Před 20 dny +2

      Decimate or annihilate?

    • @agnestravalon3184
      @agnestravalon3184 Před 20 dny

      @@user-on3zq2nc7l Both

    • @jefo4213
      @jefo4213 Před 20 dny

      The crusades were organized by the christians after centuries of Muslim wars of expansion, get it right

    • @rajuk.j240
      @rajuk.j240 Před 20 dny +6

      Name/Cite one contemporary Historic evidence that shows Crusades were not a defensive military action. All crusades were defensive military action to help the oppressed people.