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  • John Wick: Chapter 2 - Pencil Kill: Winston (Ian McShane) warns Santino (Riccardo Scamarcio) of the world of trouble he has started after putting out a contract on John Wick (Keanu Reeves).
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    Retired super-assassin John Wick's plans to resume a quiet civilian life are cut short when Italian gangster Santino D'Antonio shows up on his doorstep with a gold marker, compelling him to repay past favors. Ordered by Winston, kingpin of secret assassin society The Continental, to respect the organization's ancient code, Wick reluctantly accepts the assignment to travel to Rome to take out D'Antonio's sister, the ruthless capo atop the Italian Camorra crime syndicate.
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    Cast: Keanu Reeves, Riccardo Scamarcio, Ian McShane, Heidi Moneymaker, Stephanie Ng Wan, Yama
    Director: Chad Stahelski
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  • @flyon8368
    @flyon8368 Před 4 lety +3725

    enemies: **using a gun**
    john: **sees pencil**
    pencil: " Adios, MotherFu*ker "

  • @Sypaka
    @Sypaka Před 4 lety +2401

    John Wick doesn't need to write names in a Death Note.
    He just uses the pen.

  • @Dot_1
    @Dot_1 Před rokem +4849

    i can never get over that pencil kill with the ear

  • @Fokn671PsyK0
    @Fokn671PsyK0 Před rokem +1513

    "With a Fookin' Pencil!"

  • @hereticloli2476
    @hereticloli2476 Před 3 lety +5757

    _Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" clearly haven't heard of a pencil._

  • @shahwalkhan5908
    @shahwalkhan5908 Před 4 lety +3841

    "A Pen is mightier than the Sword."
    John Wick: Say no more!

    • @132o4_
      @132o4_ Před 4 lety +78

      John wick: Addition, a pen is mightier than the sword, and a pencil is mightier than a pistol.

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi Před 4 lety +13

      So John wick literally proves that the pen is mightier than the sword by defeating sword wielding assassins using pens

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 Před 4 lety +7

      @@99mrpogi he actually beat sword wielding assassins using a belt, but I digress

    • @reiji_4476
      @reiji_4476 Před 4 lety +2

      Is’nt that Jose rizal’s thing?

    • @welcometokevworld9932
      @welcometokevworld9932 Před 4 lety +2

      Random person: do you want a sword or a pencil
      Everyone:sword
      John wick: pencil

  • @PLAYLUXE
    @PLAYLUXE Před rokem +1186

    I'm 99% sure this pencil was either a Staedtler or a Faber-Castell

    • @grayfox9869
      @grayfox9869 Před rokem +34

      Oh boy I sure could do a little pencil business with john

    • @Lavabird827
      @Lavabird827 Před rokem +76

      @@grayfox9869 "the finest, best sharpened, and most graphite on a pencil you will ever see"

    • @ollikoskinen1
      @ollikoskinen1 Před rokem +19

      I hope it's a Staedler Minerva with the hardness HB2.

    • @Thereal_Pranabindu
      @Thereal_Pranabindu Před rokem +1

      I don’t know what that means but I approve 🎉

    • @hubudubebububububeubub
      @hubudubebububububeubub Před rokem +4

      It's not a Faber -castell because the pencil has a trade mark dark green or black colour.

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 Před 3 měsíci +57

    Shout out to whoever sharpened that pencil.

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 Před měsícem +3

      The moment Viggo mentioned the pencil thing, you know it was gonna manifest as a feat eventually.

  • @thephoenix8308
    @thephoenix8308 Před 5 lety +5439

    Enemy: He's out of bullets! Kill him!
    John Wick: *Pulls out pool noodle*
    Enemy: *Intense screaming*

    • @permanentstateofawe6544
      @permanentstateofawe6544 Před 5 lety +176

      He can use his noodle on me anytime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @RiskyRage
      @RiskyRage Před 5 lety +28

      @@permanentstateofawe6544 hahahahahaahahahaha

    • @Latinofire202
      @Latinofire202 Před 5 lety +8

      Kinda....pull out his belt lol

    • @refvsluv
      @refvsluv Před 5 lety +29

      Captions: *Intense screaming*
      Def People: 1:27

    • @hiimbeta413
      @hiimbeta413 Před 5 lety +13

      i mean, he could actually strangle them with it
      you bet im fun at parties

  • @MrKersey
    @MrKersey Před 3 lety +8642

    It was a magic trick, he made that pencil disappear.

  • @vladimir-uz3dq
    @vladimir-uz3dq Před rokem +549

    If you ever feel stupid, just remember that all these assassins thought they could kill John Wick

    • @Thelemonlicorice
      @Thelemonlicorice Před rokem

      And the fact that he killed them with a pencil.

    • @Evan8787
      @Evan8787 Před rokem +25

      If this was even a bit realistic, these assassins wouldn't even take that contract knowing John Wick was virtually unkillable.

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey Před rokem +36

      @@Evan8787 If this was realistic, anyone who had a gun and the jump would have shot him in the head. That one with the violin screwed herself when she shot his back.

    • @WeaselArlington
      @WeaselArlington Před rokem +1

      ​🥱

    • @micahnewby7964
      @micahnewby7964 Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@therealwilldalbey I am really surprised more people in this comments section aren't mentioning that. Well, that and the sumo still alive after being directly shot through the top of the head point blank range

  • @KuntaKinteToby
    @KuntaKinteToby Před rokem +591

    The thing that makes John Wick so good is the same thing that made the original Die Hard so good. John isn't immortal, he can be hurt, he has nearly been killed multiple times. Seeing him continue to win fights despite the injuries is what makes his character so imposing. Not just simply his fighting skill, but his resourcefulness and will to win.

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 Před rokem +11

      you might like atomic blonde too

    • @-Jin999-
      @-Jin999- Před 7 měsíci +16

      As mentioned, he's a man of focus, determination and sheer fking will. 😂

    • @lnsanitymanatee
      @lnsanitymanatee Před 4 měsíci +3

      The Punisher

    • @KuntaKinteToby
      @KuntaKinteToby Před 4 měsíci

      Wish that series got the attention it deserved. Great character.@@lnsanitymanatee

    • @longshucksgaming
      @longshucksgaming Před 4 měsíci +1

      he might not be immortal, but I'm pretty sure I couldnt kill two martial arts masters that each have guns with a pencil after being shot twice

  • @sushi6823
    @sushi6823 Před 5 lety +3041

    Enemies: Hes out of bullets kill him!
    John Wick: *breathes*
    Enemies: *Confused screaming*

    • @abrhm-zo3bt
      @abrhm-zo3bt Před 5 lety +5

      It’s obvious you copied someone but changed it up a little 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @sushi6823
      @sushi6823 Před 5 lety +28

      @@abrhm-zo3bt Almost every one is commenting this type of comment I just tried it out 😂

    • @Grand_Kekthew_
      @Grand_Kekthew_ Před 4 lety +10

      Breathetaking

    • @sushi6823
      @sushi6823 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Grand_Kekthew_ nice pun 😂

    • @tricky2910
      @tricky2910 Před 4 lety +2

      Weaponized breath

  • @mono-k
    @mono-k Před 5 lety +2615

    Kid: "Throws a pencil at me"
    Teacher: It's just a pencil
    Me:

    • @Swifto_Sweeper
      @Swifto_Sweeper Před 5 lety +35

      gets up and grabs the pencil and walks directly to the kid. OOF!!!!!!!

    • @MrXela9
      @MrXela9 Před 5 lety +7

      "it's a f*****g penshil!?!" XD

    • @omarflores493
      @omarflores493 Před 5 lety +3

      -Lil Slurpee- this deserves more likes

    • @ANT1Z3RO
      @ANT1Z3RO Před 5 lety +3

      I saw Lil Slurpee kill 2 students and 1 teacher with a fuckin' pencil

    • @pennywise8994
      @pennywise8994 Před 5 lety

      *Goes John wick on teacher*

  • @solarsoda2006
    @solarsoda2006 Před 2 lety +99

    2:24 this kill gives me the chills

  • @gishark_yt600
    @gishark_yt600 Před rokem +98

    What 10 year old me do to my eraser when I am bored in class
    2:30

  • @jacklowe74
    @jacklowe74 Před 5 lety +3761

    “I’m gonna make this pencil disappear!”
    -Heath Ledger
    -Keanu Reeves

  • @musicislife9804
    @musicislife9804 Před 4 lety +2594

    "I have an army"
    "We have the Hulk"
    John Wick: *has a pencil*

  • @Gabriel-yo2bt
    @Gabriel-yo2bt Před rokem +88

    "The pen is mightier than the sword"
    wick: "and i took that personally"

  • @spartyontop
    @spartyontop Před rokem +112

    I love it how John wick is still shooting that big guy even though he doesn’t look that hurt until John goes for the head 😂😂😂

  • @thealgorithm1262
    @thealgorithm1262 Před 5 lety +7483

    Never bring a gun in a pencil fight.

  • @the83rdtrombonist60
    @the83rdtrombonist60 Před rokem +26

    Wick: "I need weapons."
    Rando: "Sir, this is Bed, bath, and beyond. "
    Wick: "Perfect."

  • @Xenosthewatcher
    @Xenosthewatcher Před 5 měsíci +27

    What's great about this, is that this scene was actually suggested by Keanu himself. See in the first movie, someone said a line to the effect of "Watch out, he killed 3 people with a pencil." So when they came back to do JW2 Keanu was like "Hey, I should probably actually kill someone with a pencil huh?" I love that about him, completely dedicated to the characters he plays.

  • @probablynotleo4340
    @probablynotleo4340 Před 4 lety +21147

    John Wick: I need weapons.
    Principal: This is an Elementary school.
    John Wick: Exactly.

  • @mrpresident4449
    @mrpresident4449 Před 3 lety +4546

    Mom: look how cute he’s playing with his toys
    The kids mind:

  • @dustyliao3592
    @dustyliao3592 Před rokem +21

    The thing I like John Wick is that he is not an immortal, he can be injured, hurt and even killed. He survived and fight back using every tactics, skills and favour he got in his whole life.

  • @thehorrornoobs5481
    @thehorrornoobs5481 Před rokem +22

    I love how in this scene we get a 3 minute montage of different hitmen trying to get the bounty on John, it feels like they should be drawn out 5 minute fight sequences but for John it’s just another 3 minutes.

    • @ayandas4305
      @ayandas4305 Před 2 měsíci

      I agree; the montage makes it so much more riveting to emphasize the survival horror nature of the assassins trying to kill John. And to think all this happened just near / in ONE subway station.

  • @danielsong8307
    @danielsong8307 Před 3 lety +9391

    John Wick: runs out of ammo
    John Wick: Oh no
    *grabs pencil
    John Wick: anyway

    • @hayato8452
      @hayato8452 Před 3 lety +306

      Pencil: *breaks
      John wick: Call an ambulance...
      *Pulls out a book
      John wick: ...BUT NOT FOR ME!

    • @bman1728
      @bman1728 Před 3 lety +36

      Gironos theme plays* que call me Carlson crying

    • @aidenizu
      @aidenizu Před 3 lety +20

      *Underrated Comment*

    • @bluebip9080
      @bluebip9080 Před 3 lety +51

      John Wick: Anyways, I started blasting.
      Also John Wick: *Runs out of ammo*
      Also Also John Wick: *Grabs Pencil*
      Also Also Also John Wick: Anwyays, I started stabbing.

    • @purehotdog
      @purehotdog Před 3 lety +19

      John Wick needs no ammo, ammo needs John Wick

  • @lukenmartinezbotella3324
    @lukenmartinezbotella3324 Před 5 lety +3441

    JOKER: Iet me show you a Magic trick
    JONH WICK: I think i know that one

  • @PS.Harbinder
    @PS.Harbinder Před rokem +8

    Killers : I got a gun whatcha got?
    Wick : I got pencil

    • @KeanuReeves-faninbox.
      @KeanuReeves-faninbox. Před rokem

      Thanks for your lovely like and comments, it's great to know I have such a devoted fan.
      Much love, how long have you been a fan❤❤

    • @PS.Harbinder
      @PS.Harbinder Před rokem +1

      @@KeanuReeves-faninbox. since i started watching Matrix

    • @KeanuReeves-faninbox.
      @KeanuReeves-faninbox. Před rokem

      @@PS.Harbinder oh that’s great and where are you texting from?

  • @flxcsfrr0839
    @flxcsfrr0839 Před 2 lety +10

    4 years later, still the best pencil ad ever.

  • @shirokenzaki9761
    @shirokenzaki9761 Před 3 lety +32543

    Imagine being an agent your whole life, then you just get killed by a pencil.

    • @justindoplayer1516
      @justindoplayer1516 Před 3 lety +1144

      Don't messin up with the protagonist

    • @frazixofficial842
      @frazixofficial842 Před 3 lety +247

      Potato

    • @arvinsim
      @arvinsim Před 3 lety +466

      Gives a whole new meaning to "pencil pushers"

    • @aceshotz5051
      @aceshotz5051 Před 3 lety +413

      Don’t you mean a f*cking pencil?

    • @XavierBetoN
      @XavierBetoN Před 3 lety +227

      Whad'ya expect? The guy just defeated the entire Matrix and won the war against the machines alone. WITHOUT A PENCIL.

  • @danielsturdivant2496
    @danielsturdivant2496 Před 4 lety +4773

    Assassins: *arrives in Hell*
    Satan: “John Wick?”
    Assassins: “Yeah.”
    Satan: “Figured.”

  • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
    @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před rokem +10

    if you watched this enough times you'd seriously start believing that every other person on the street is a secret contract killer

  • @fhinnes
    @fhinnes Před rokem +9

    what I love about John Wick universe is that they show little to none reaction from bystanders because wtf care about them. We are he for the action and the action we'll see!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +4552

    John Wick was that one kid in school nobody would lend a pencil to.

  • @emarry1686
    @emarry1686 Před 3 lety +3893

    Never give these men pencils:
    The Joker
    John Wick

  • @incikmanchannel7542
    @incikmanchannel7542 Před rokem +1

    That crunch sound when he push the pencil deeper inside that ear is something

  • @vinnynguyen2506
    @vinnynguyen2506 Před 5 lety +8151

    Evacuate the city
    Engage all defenses
    And get this man a pencil!

  • @jeremylister704
    @jeremylister704 Před 4 lety +12177

    Joker: Looks like someone learned my magic trick

  • @MatchYuu
    @MatchYuu Před rokem +5

    I can just feel that pencil in my ear by just watching that kill 💀 💀

    • @KeanuReeves-faninbox.
      @KeanuReeves-faninbox. Před rokem

      Thanks for your lovely like and comments, it's great to know I have such a devoted fan.
      Much love, how long have you been a fan❤

  • @MidnightCityMusic
    @MidnightCityMusic Před rokem +3

    Ah the Dixon Ticonderoga. John WIck is a man of taste. (and focus, commitment, and sheer will)

  • @beamwomamam
    @beamwomamam Před 4 lety +2979

    Enemies: HE IS OUT OF BULLETS GET HIM
    John wick: grabs a stale French fry
    Enemies: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly Před 4 lety +3493

    People: Yes! He's out of ammo!
    John: **Cracks fists**
    People: Oh no! He's out of ammo!

    • @zoloko911
      @zoloko911 Před 4 lety +132

      i would rather get killed with a gun, not by going through torture and dying

    • @williamluche417
      @williamluche417 Před 4 lety +47

      @@zoloko911 ikr right swift death by gun is much more preferable unlike death by punches

    • @williamdooley3273
      @williamdooley3273 Před 4 lety +6

      Best comment

    • @anthonyholcomb2385
      @anthonyholcomb2385 Před 4 lety +13

      Gun is better than pencil in the fricken neck

    • @yousefandkamal1975
      @yousefandkamal1975 Před 4 lety +7

      @@anthonyholcomb2385 you mean ear?

  • @Abendregen_
    @Abendregen_ Před rokem +2

    Best back to school ad for pencils I've seen.

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour Před rokem +31

    One of the best scenes in action movie history

    • @chazzthaspazz4475
      @chazzthaspazz4475 Před rokem +3

      yes but you must not of seen john wick 4…

    • @KeanuReeves-rvs
      @KeanuReeves-rvs Před měsícem

      Thank you for your continuous love and support ❤️
      How long have you been a fan of mine?

  • @beluga721
    @beluga721 Před 3 lety +5035

    Quiet kid: *Can i borrow a pencil?*
    Me: *Why?*
    Quiet kid: *My goals are beyond your understanding.*

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 Před 3 lety +87

      bad guy: shoots John wick in the back with 4 bullets John wick is still alive
      bad guy have left the chat

    • @rajneeshshrivastava965
      @rajneeshshrivastava965 Před 3 lety +30

      Reverse flash reference ?

    • @jb57551
      @jb57551 Před 3 lety +17

      @@rajneeshshrivastava965 Yes 😎

    • @Benjamin-ml7sv
      @Benjamin-ml7sv Před 3 lety +10

      @@badreedinedjellali1328 It's possible, in fact many Shaolin monks learn how to survive while being stabed in the throat.

    • @onkareshwarsharma637
      @onkareshwarsharma637 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂

  • @ryeguy0508
    @ryeguy0508 Před 5 lety +5925

    John Wick 4:
    John Wick dies, Dog gets REVENGE

    • @redjack5180
      @redjack5180 Před 5 lety +227

      Foolish of you to assume John Wick can die. XD

    • @ikmalhilmi0740
      @ikmalhilmi0740 Před 5 lety +48

      @Mitchell Patterson how high are you? Lol

    • @kingzomicide4909
      @kingzomicide4909 Před 5 lety +64

      John wick 5:
      John wick kills everyone, with air

    • @imin2461
      @imin2461 Před 5 lety +7

      @Maximurse Gamer i mean, the dog is already a part of the family

    • @rrudra2068
      @rrudra2068 Před 5 lety +6

      airbuds time to shine

  • @marvntreyhd
    @marvntreyhd Před rokem +10

    This man was forced back in meaning he was in his late 40s-50s . Imagine if he was still in his prime how deadly he must have been

  • @bikramarora1819
    @bikramarora1819 Před rokem +29

    God these John Wick movies absolutely rule. The 4th one isn’t even out yet and I’m already saying “they don’t make em like these anymore”

  • @zoblo2344
    @zoblo2344 Před 5 lety +1670

    Airport security: this needs to be confiscated
    Me: but it’s just a pencil
    John Wick:

    • @tester1991
      @tester1991 Před 5 lety

      420 likes keep it at that

    • @charliepiel4134
      @charliepiel4134 Před 5 lety +9

      That's ironic since he did it at an airport

    • @gtx1156
      @gtx1156 Před 5 lety +7

      Its not just a pencil, its john wick's pencil

    • @damilol_4965
      @damilol_4965 Před 5 lety +1

      666likes not this time devil

    • @damilol_4965
      @damilol_4965 Před 5 lety

      Thx for the likes now Satan will not get me

  • @Stephen-bv5tb
    @Stephen-bv5tb Před 4 lety +8438

    Thanos:Snaps
    John wick: Yo Has anyone seen my dog?
    Thanos:Sweating’

  • @leokky8515
    @leokky8515 Před rokem +11

    2:31: stab with a pencil in the back of the head "DEAD"
    2:38: shot directly on the head "STILL ALIVE"

    • @chicken2695
      @chicken2695 Před měsícem

      That pencil probably hit his brain stem or smth and the shot to the head probably hit the frontal lobe

    • @leokky8515
      @leokky8515 Před měsícem

      @@chicken2695 bro, the bullet that john aim is directly on his head, theres no way he hit something that stops the bullet from going into the brain

    • @chicken2695
      @chicken2695 Před měsícem

      @@leokky8515 yeah the bullet hit the frontal lobe

  • @LukeKetchum7003
    @LukeKetchum7003 Před rokem +15

    John Wick isn't the first movie character to kill someone with a pencil. The Joker already did it in The Dark Knight!

    • @itzjoseph1989
      @itzjoseph1989 Před rokem

      True but it wasn't this gory

    • @JustReagan86
      @JustReagan86 Před rokem +1

      That was a magic trick tho

    • @freevipservers
      @freevipservers Před rokem

      Jason Bourne killed a highly trained assassin(way more trained than the guys who died to the pencil) with a pen in 2002.

    • @hankschrader7176
      @hankschrader7176 Před rokem

      @@freevipservers Actually another joker did that before as well in 1989

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id Před 3 lety +7960

    Bad guy: “He’s out of ammo!”
    John Wick: **Grabs a half eaten sandwich**
    Bad guy: *”R U N !”*

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX Před 3 lety +409

      But seriously, he could probably shove the sandwich down their throat and make them choke. No joke, literally everything can be used as a weapon.

    • @earloflemongrab3061
      @earloflemongrab3061 Před 3 lety +153

      @@RexusprimeIX how about a bag of chips?

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX Před 3 lety +266

      @@earloflemongrab3061 Suffocate the person by pulling the chip bag over their head.

    • @iknowwhereyoulive7661
      @iknowwhereyoulive7661 Před 3 lety +246

      @@RexusprimeIX you scare me with these ideas

    • @itzcartz2525
      @itzcartz2525 Před 3 lety +47

      He uses a teddy bear

  • @jeremylister704
    @jeremylister704 Před 5 lety +17105

    Give him a 1st grader’s backpack and he’ll be immortal

  • @RockstarGamerIV
    @RockstarGamerIV Před 11 měsíci +1

    best pencil comercial out there

  • @CJAllen-kj9km
    @CJAllen-kj9km Před rokem +141

    It was one thing to hear about John killing people with a pencil... but to actually SEE him do it was an absolute treat.
    These movies are phenomenal.

  • @ok8570
    @ok8570 Před 5 lety +797

    Most deadliest place to fight with John Wick,
    Elementary school.

  • @dylankaiser5546
    @dylankaiser5546 Před 5 lety +3427

    Fun fact: John Wick taught the Joker the pencil trick

  • @michaeltsang1748
    @michaeltsang1748 Před rokem +5

    I wonder how many of Assassins saw the request and mentally said "No".
    I also wonder how many thought "Is this job worth the money?"
    I also feel bad for any new assassins who never heard of John Wick, and mistaken him for a random dude.

  • @linumadhu4895
    @linumadhu4895 Před 11 měsíci +4

    2:23 That was stress relieving 😂

  • @njks4story421
    @njks4story421 Před 5 lety +3334

    *911, what's your emergency?*
    Dude: I saw john wick holding a book!
    911: oh...
    *End of the call*

  • @nate8580
    @nate8580 Před 5 lety +2940

    We should all be expelled from school for bringing a weapon everyday.

  • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011
    @vbadimothebadassjackass8011 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This scene shows that while killing people with a pencil may sound tame, it’s realistically very messy and hard when we see it, as the kills are extremely slow, unpleasant, messy and painful looking deaths to watch. Not to mention the pencil afterwards covered in brain matter.

  • @simonriely4206
    @simonriely4206 Před rokem

    I liked how he mixed vids to prevent copyright claim.

  • @dylanheyer3599
    @dylanheyer3599 Před 3 lety +3778

    What are things I can do with a pencil
    Google: Draw or write stuff with it
    Bing:

  • @thebagel4216
    @thebagel4216 Před 5 lety +16753

    This man really took the phrase about the pencil being mightier than the sword serious.

  • @torres4148
    @torres4148 Před rokem +1

    legend has it that to this day the big guy is still not quite dead yet and is still trying to get back up

  • @arindamacharjee1420
    @arindamacharjee1420 Před rokem +5

    loved it when the movie takes a bullet as a paintball shots. Literally taking bullets on head and still waking up "ahhhh" and getting killed. Awesome! I love the all the action sequences...so coollll !🤩

  • @walterwhite3372
    @walterwhite3372 Před 3 lety +1794

    John Wick: *runs out of ammo*
    Pencil: *it’s showtime*

    • @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270
      @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270 Před 2 lety +17

      Doomguy: *runs out of ammo*
      Oh no
      Anyway
      John wick: *runs out of ammo*
      Oh no
      Anyway

    • @laslw
      @laslw Před 2 lety +9

      @@ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270
      Everyone else: He's out of ammo! RUN!!

    • @siftwolffang1971
      @siftwolffang1971 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270 one will use just his fist and the other uses inadomint objects

  • @david41159
    @david41159 Před 5 lety +13823

    John wick 3: Wick kills everyone with an eraser

    • @MegasLagann
      @MegasLagann Před 5 lety +761

      john wick 4: uses legos

    • @Patriotusa44
      @Patriotusa44 Před 5 lety +582

      You've just been erased~

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 Před 5 lety +301

      Nexusian john wick kills everyone with air

    • @david41159
      @david41159 Před 5 lety +253

      Wick kills the director as well

    • @PseudOni_
      @PseudOni_ Před 5 lety +141

      John Wick 4: Wick kills everyone by getting punched.

  • @CluckinBellOffical
    @CluckinBellOffical Před rokem +1

    Rest in peace John Wick ❤

  • @TheUnsubScribe
    @TheUnsubScribe Před rokem

    Dude. Crazy. Not a single skippable ad thus far 😂

  • @andrewcoogan4468
    @andrewcoogan4468 Před 4 lety +1896

    Girls with pencils: doing work
    Boys with pencils:

  • @BlockImmigrants
    @BlockImmigrants Před 3 lety +2651

    Thor: Hammer
    Captain America: Shield
    John Wick: *pencil,book etc*

  • @NateTheGreat368
    @NateTheGreat368 Před rokem +1

    John took "the pen is mightier than the sword" to another level

  • @rosebud946313
    @rosebud946313 Před rokem +1

    love how the 3 assasinations edit together

  • @quehinyfunu1218
    @quehinyfunu1218 Před 3 lety +13189

    Me: Hey, Keanu can I get an autograph please?
    Keanu: Sure, do you have a pencil?
    Me: ...nvm

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Před 3 lety +324

      Actually, he responds well to quotes from that scene. Has no problem riffing back to people despite those scenes never having his character in them.

    • @charles1725981112
      @charles1725981112 Před 3 lety +54

      underrated

    • @dhirentevatia
      @dhirentevatia Před 3 lety +24

      Lmao.

    • @v7872
      @v7872 Před 3 lety +60

      i haven't laughed at a CZcams Comment in a while, thank you.

    • @myikazuki7016
      @myikazuki7016 Před 3 lety +37

      John wick: pencil, lot of pencil.

  • @kojizilla
    @kojizilla Před 10 měsíci +3

    “I need a pencil”
    “I’d never thought you’d ask, here, let me present the Fabre castell HB2, the amazing quality graphite coated in a solid high quality wood with smooth matte paint over it, for better writing and maybe…. fighting.”

  • @rifhannasran8611
    @rifhannasran8611 Před 4 lety +1540

    Enemy: Where did u learn to kill??
    John wick: school

  • @Cqjoker73
    @Cqjoker73 Před 10 měsíci +1

    He's the only man who makes the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword" work literally.

  • @kathrinaconsul4145
    @kathrinaconsul4145 Před rokem

    That violin tho, so cool

  • @scapesdream513
    @scapesdream513 Před 5 lety +763

    John Wick: *looking bloody*
    People: *walks causally*

  • @sucukunited6922
    @sucukunited6922 Před rokem

    With a flockig pencil - best line ever

  • @ifeelsappy5343
    @ifeelsappy5343 Před rokem

    I never would've thought getting killed by a pencil would look this brutal.

  • @IISkullzyII
    @IISkullzyII Před 4 lety +763

    John Wick: *Joins Marvel*
    Black Panther: *Get this man a pencil*

  • @Outoflogic69
    @Outoflogic69 Před 2 lety +17983

    The strongest pencil commercial.

  • @mapelianbutton4954
    @mapelianbutton4954 Před rokem

    I'll never look at a generic pencil the same way again

  • @sadiyafzal
    @sadiyafzal Před měsícem

    What throttles me the most is that puch puch sound in the pencil kill

  • @bread-15
    @bread-15 Před 5 lety +2263

    Don't give this man a Pencil or Book. He'll kill you

    • @raihanbaid367
      @raihanbaid367 Před 5 lety +29

      Mr. Smiley i see what you did there

    • @michaeljensen1927
      @michaeljensen1927 Před 5 lety +38

      Mr. Smiley in the next movie maybe he’ll kill someone with a ruler, who knows if they make a fifth it could be an apple

    • @_itsjaemi
      @_itsjaemi Před 5 lety +41

      *Belt Joined the chat.*

    • @itzwine
      @itzwine Před 5 lety +8

      God: well, I gave him hands

    • @TooFunFun
      @TooFunFun Před 5 lety

      I see what you did

  • @jiaangwang4958
    @jiaangwang4958 Před 3 lety +2055

    The dude getting stabbed in the ear with a pencil is hard to watch

    • @alxgaming2096
      @alxgaming2096 Před 3 lety +204

      Yep, but it was some good asmr tho, the crunch was like, crrrrrrrrch

    • @Ion115
      @Ion115 Před 3 lety +14

      its good

    • @jiaangwang4958
      @jiaangwang4958 Před 3 lety +19

      @@alxgaming2096 BRUH

    • @bradyyy7132
      @bradyyy7132 Před 3 lety +48

      Fr bro like i just feel the pain watching it

    • @jorj9076
      @jorj9076 Před 3 lety +15

      @@prestonhong4850 the thing is, it probably didn't. like the sumo guy

  • @-kenjie-1429
    @-kenjie-1429 Před rokem +4

    i think this is one of the most badass scenes in jhon wicks just using a pencil as the chaos weapon. 😂😂😂

  • @anisalamov825
    @anisalamov825 Před 5 lety +4467

    Chapter 3: He drowned 3 men with his saliva

  • @six8031
    @six8031 Před 3 lety +1418

    Joker: “hey wanna see a magic trick”?
    John Wick: “hold my pencil sharpener”

  • @ismail3861
    @ismail3861 Před rokem

    Every pedestrian: huh must've been the wind

  • @matthewbirds2245
    @matthewbirds2245 Před rokem +1

    John wick be like oh sick a pencil. Perfect.

  • @Anonymous-fg9bl
    @Anonymous-fg9bl Před 3 lety +2287

    pen is mightier than a sword
    John wick: Yup

    • @BlueTooz
      @BlueTooz Před 3 lety +6

      god....

    • @kentolaivar4792
      @kentolaivar4792 Před 3 lety +4

      Jojo reference?

    • @Oldboy2305
      @Oldboy2305 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kentolaivar4792 no

    • @kentolaivar4792
      @kentolaivar4792 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh ok because it sounds similar lol

    • @SM-ys8lw
      @SM-ys8lw Před 3 lety +15

      @@kentolaivar4792 that's a very common saying since before color tv was around if Jojo says it does not mean its a motherfucking Jojo's reference

  • @Lin-ri7qo
    @Lin-ri7qo Před 5 lety +2146

    John Wick: Proof that the pencil is mightier than the sword.

  • @TREm1990
    @TREm1990 Před 4 měsíci

    I loved how they added this scene with the pencil....It only confirmed all the stories about John Wick at the bar...👏🏽