Ranking ALL the Warhammer PRIMARCHS
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We are ranking every single one of the Warhammer Space Marine Primarchs, get ready for hot takes, arguments and all around disgareement as we each give our ranking from 1-18 of who we think is the best.
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What’s your top 3 primarchs?! Let us know down below!
Gazkul is my favourite primarch.
Excellent 😂
He is da primark of da boyz legion
@@jjoohhnn6065 Gazkul primarch of DA SECOND!! Removed from imperial history.
3 minutes in and Alpharius is ranked last? Guess I don’t need to watch the remaining 42 minutes of video, there’s clearly no appreciation for the Alpha Legion here.
Man alpharius/omegon are my favorite primarchs plus there color scheme is amazing
The video has not even started and I already know, as an iron hands main, I will not be having a good time here
Apologies in advance 😅
That Magnus vs Mortarion rant was pure gold!!! 😂
😂😂 We're very passionate
My top three have got to be
1 - Lion El'Johnson (Do I really need to say more? He's just awesome)
2 - Magnus the Red (Really enjoyed his story, very tragic - of course he did do a lot wrong but he did it for the right reasons)
3 - Roboute Guilliman (None of the other Primarchs could hope to have held the Imperium together as well as him when he was brought back)
Still haven't decided which parent legion my custom chapter of Space Marines will hail from, but leaning Ultramarines because of Guilliman (though they suspect Belisarius Cawl may have spliced some Emperor's Children in there somewhere along the way)
Lion is always top!
This list is gonna piss off all the ultramarine haters
As a Thousand Sons player I like this list.
Magnus did everything wrong
Vulkan is so underrated i swear
Imagine if he comes back
I'd definitely love to see more rankings videos, I love the friendly arguements you have when you're both indignant over the other's selection, lol. Thank you!
All is fair in love and war! What else would you like to see us rank?
Top 5 for me are 1 vulkan(for what he stands for) 2 the lion(his aesthetic and his way of war) 3sanguinius(because hawk boy) 4 perturabo (because reading the why hes the way he is hes probably the saddest of the chaos primarchs dude just want to create not war stuff😞) 5guilliman ( hes been holding the imperium together)
PERTURABO N°1, no discussion
I recently subscribed and I’m very much enjoying the old videos that are coming up in my recommendations.
Glad to have you aboard mate! You've got plenty to get through 😂
Mortarion is the most compelling to me. His descent into madness is believable, and it hurts to watch him fall. He’s another casualty to the Emperor’s hubris, when he could have been an asset.
Totally agree!
Your backlog is a gift that keeps giving.
As a loyal Chaos follower:
1. Magnus - Kind of where all the good stuff came from, and just awesome in lore.
2. Mortarion - He's just so goddamn cool. I love Death Guard first and foremost, their lore, and his newest model is just a thing of beauty. I feel like Mortarion specifically was treated unfairly by writers, but perhaps he's just accepted his role as an inevitable force? I feel like he needs more love.
3. Lorgar - Again, he's incredibly cool, and the writing is done well. He's instrumental to the HH events, and the writing is done well.
Left Kieran has certainly come around on that Lorgar thinking having read a few more books lately!
If jagatai khan is'nt up top i will be very sad
A person of culture I see ⚡
Is that… ok well I thought it was literally Jagged-eye Khan. Im dumb.
Fuck that guy! Sanguinius all the way!
Alpharius is the best, because I am he.
*gasp* Scaley boi is that you?
You all are crazy. Great stuff guys!
😂😂 thanks so much!
Some absolute mad takes on this haha.
Anyroad (and this is pure 30k):
1. Poor old Angron.
2. The Khan’s a bit of a legend tbf
3. Fulgrim is a magnificent bastard
4. Actually really like Lorgar
5. Corax, who almost misses out because of his horrible hairstyle.
Also appreciate Guilleman as a 30k character and Sanguinius because Aesthetic. Least faves: Russ, Horus, Dorn, Perturabo.
Because of his hair 😂😂😂
1. Lion - but I will say Dark Angels and he especially lacked consistency in writing in the beginning.
2. Khan - the most level headed character. And I also love how his legion is depicted.
3. I honestly don't know... probably Sanguinius, but at the same time he is somewhat too 'perfect' in the end so a bit boring.
Russ is by the way one of the worst. Space Wolves and him are just arrogant and utterly stupid through out the Heresey. No other legion did more for the Siege of Terra to happen than them XD
Alpharius/Omegon... that is a funny one and a great example of 'mystery' not necessarily being a good thing. If at the end you get all things to come together and the big revelation makes sense its something special. If your story just covers up loose ends by yelling 'I'm Alpharius' it becomes stale quickly (same for Cypher by the way... he might be fantastic or just pointless). So I will wait and see. 'Alpharius: Head of the Hydra' was a brilliant book which took all rumors and then turned them into a perfectly fitting story.
This is such a great take. Your top three is probably one we could agree on too, Khan and the Scars are tremendously underrated.
Can't agree more with your take on the Wolves. They're vikings simps without the scary pillaging!
@@the_kieran_show I remember back in the 90s when I briefly started playing 40k I was so proud that the Dark Angels were rivals to the Space Wolves. Such a cool chapter of bad ass vikings - that also meant that the DA had to be something if the Wolves respected them enough to call them rivals!
... imagine my reaction a few of years ago when I returned to the hobby and started catching up on the fluff😶
1) Angron (mainly because of his monolog to Russ in Betrayer)
2) The Khan
3) Magnus
Betrayer really is a great book!
My top favourite Primarchs
Lion el'jonson, Roboute Guilliman and Sanguinius.
The Primarchs that I hate are Alpharius, Leman Russ and Lorgar.
Your opinion is wrong
Nice. The triumvirate for Imperium Secondus.
You guys should do a bit more research before forming your final opinions. You couldn't be more wrong about angron. Not to mention that lorgar is actually a really interesting character, and is a main character in arguably the best horus heresy novels, the first heretic and betrayer.
Angron in Betrayer is excellent, but the true stand out of those books is Argel Tal. First heretic is one of the best HH books in the whole series 😃
@the_kieran_show I agree that argel tal is a standout character, but Lorgar shouldn't be dismissed like that. Not to mention that Lorgar also took on Anggrath the Unbound, arguably the most powerful bloodthirster, and won. And this was during his pilgrimage, before he ascended.
Okay. You guys will hate my list but...
1- Khan, he realized the emperor is the Tirant and has recognized the corruption of chaos and how dangerous it is. He also openly acts and seem to care about mankind and it's cultures, he is like a better Vulkan in my opinion. Also, I like Mongols.
2- Lorgar. Just wait, just wait.
Lorgar is that type of person who relies in faith, he was born in it and was fueled by it, with it fueling him and being his strength, when he fought Fulgrim and when he destroyed and corrupted the empire by his actions were fueled by that same sense of faith.
He is a zealous priest and a good one, one that searches what to understand and how understand the faith and words instead of saying or simply using this, but the Abusive childhood followed by a corruption made by Erebus and chaos has led him to fall further and further, with himself being blinded by the sorrow of Monarchia and the lies of Kor Phaeron and Erebus, falls quickly and falls hard, like Malcador said, he was suposed to be the most good and friendly of all primarchs and be the one to truly understand the meaning of faith.(but I think this still would make the emperor angry as the Emperor can't comprehend the faith and how it works and why it works.
3-Sanguinius not much to say. He is a angel , a man who had led and defended the Imperium, someone who had understood his task and visions and still wanted to ensure his sons and his Father would remain safe, with himself protecting and ensuring that every single person was protected under his wings.
4- Lionel Johnson is the exact same thing you guys said followed by him being someone who understand the need of being a dagger rather than a sword sometimes and how he relies in this to defend and help the Imperium grow. With him never truly connecting with his brothers as he is now always scheming and making sure that the enemies of the empire are eliminated, however himself just like Sanguinius, Guilliman and Khan, started to see that Emperor was imperfect and he hardly would admit this, making these three loyalist inherit the idea that their father might have made a mistake when he conquered mankind and how he did it.
5-Angron. While being a monstrous, a angry and rancid creature, being compared to a human on Rabies, this was not his destiny, born as a empath and fallen in a world of slavery, he was the giant man, coming down and then putting his hand on a child, using his powers to calm down the slave child do the kid could sleep, he was the one to reject killing his father, the one who gathered all the emotions of slaves and gladiators and understood of what was needed to do, only to them be destroyed in the worst ways possible, with him being a corrupted Primarch that has his gift, his father and his legion as constant nightmares.
His legions are the tool of another autocrat, the same one who turns a blind eye to slavery and suffering, being himself too up in his throne to care about the tiny Man.
His gift is now worthless and rage is consuming him, making him at peace after Khorne has used him and let him finally rest.
Some great thoughts there, was a good read! But Lorgar as number 2 is certainly controversial
@@the_kieran_show haha. Agreed, I think i'm one of the people who simply loved a primarch that everyone else seems to despise.
And i get it.
Big Daddy E understood faith very well and how it could undermine everything he was trying to build. He just didn't understand human need for it because he lacked it himself.
@@bayushiteishiru6291 he truly didn't. Malcador openly said be disagreed with emperor about hiding the Chaos, how it worked and such.
Not only that, the Emperor does not and can not understand faith, he is unable of it.
He is not a man or a mortal, he is a godlike being that was in the shadows manipulating man just like a Dark God, the Emperor on many ocasions has showed himself unable to both control and fight against faith, especially as even his main planet didn't take long to become religious
@@bayushiteishiru6291 the Emperor himself was too powerful and smart to understand the need of faith, the need of of it and how his crusade against it fed chaos, the cults were pushed down to the darkness, now without being accepted they subjected themselves to chaos, not only that.
The Eldar is a proof of how wrong he is, the Gods can be used even if they have chaotic origins, today, the Emperor is a god because this is the best course for the Imperium, he is better being locked into the golden throne, being honest his rule was genocidal, feeding chaos with the deaths, and each aspect of the Emperor maintaned chaos alive.
His aristocracy and elitist view powered Slaanesh, his warmongering nature fed Nurgle, his schemes and planet sized conspiracy web fed tzeentch and his immortal nature, the imperium death, disease and fear of death only pushed Nurgle into being more fed.
The Emperor alone in my view, Fed chaos more than any other human cult
My Top 5
1. Perturabo
2. Conrad kurze
3.lion
4.Horus
5.hawk boy
And who could forget dear hawk boy! 🦅
@@the_kieran_show not possible.
Best in what way what category?
If it’s general competency
Corvus
Sanquinius
Lion
Jaghatai
Guilliman
Dorn
Vulcan
Russ
Both are interesting/understandable rankings imo
We love to argue so you don't have to! 🤣
I’m new to the channel and overall loving what I’m seeing, but I have to say that using words like mongoloid really put me off watching more. Hopefully it’s a one off.
In general though I really am enjoying the videos. Great energy between you.
Thanks, hope you enjoy the rest of them!
(yeah it was just a one off, no offense intended :) )
@@the_kieran_showthanks for the reply. I appreciate the clarification.
please do this for the chapter also!
We will add it to the list!
Guilliman number one
Lorgar is better pass it on
I got the your rank 18th Primarch and saw enough. :D
😅😅
Me, thinking about Space Marines: Alpha Legion and Salamanders are my favourite chapters!
Me, 4 minutes into this video: Q_Q
(I know you are talking about the primarchs. Still funny/sad coincidence.)
Ooooft :P
At the end of the heresy the Salamanders are practically wiped out, what legion should he lead. I hate people making these lists without proper grasp of what is actually going on.
Disagree, there was enough left for him to have enough interaction with them.
I tend to agree with Kieran on these.
Ah yes me too
Girlyman didn’t beat Angron. Some Ultramarines had to intervene to save him. Might want to re-read that.
P.S.: Magnus blows
1. Angron - He never pretends to be something he isnt and his story is so tragic, a slave who wants freedom by any means even death repeatable just passed up to a new master. From his homeworld to Big E and now Khorne, Angron has no character growth because he was never allowed it, anytime he had a chance to become something better a new chain was slipped around his neck and he was dragged down.
2. Guilliman - 30k i dont give a fuck about bobby G but in 40k he is amazing, he is such an interesting contrast to the modern imperium and the way the universe is weighing on his shoulders and you can just feel it everytime you see him.
3. Mortarian - When i first got into Warhammer Mortarian was the first primarch i was drawn too but for a long time it felt like the more i learned about him the less I liked him until recently I watched a video talking about him that made it all click. Mortarian is a hypocrite, and he knows it. In falling to Nurgle he has become the very thing he hates most and there is nothing he could have done to avoid it, so he doubles down he pursues vengeance against the imperium because its all he has left. That tragedy, that total defeat is what makes him interesting to me.
Angron top is definitely left field!
Curze, in midnight clad
I’m Batman
@@the_kieran_show he’s like Zach Snyder Batman
1. Mortarion 2. Sanguinius 3. The Lion.....Alpharius gets saved on 17 cause i gotta have shithead Iron hands mc Iron Hands and if you didn´t know has iron hands on his iron hands last....oh how much i hate that
Morty as top is a big shout!
@@the_kieran_show best Story in the Series, full 180 from "ohh my Daddy said magic is bad" to "abrakazam bitch" his Miniature is absolute stunning and still being alive is also a big plus. And i like the " i dont give a f*ck just walk straight towards them" fighting style
@@the_kieran_showjust arrievd at the " Mortarion is a Mongoloid" Part of the Video, but i guess its fair from a Magnus Fan =D Magnus is cool he would be my Number 1 if TTS was canon
In all fairness, Big E did everyone dirty. If He decided to fill Magnus and the others in on what he was actually doing on Terra as opposed to keeping everyone in the dark, Heresy wouldve been very very different. Magnus did everything wrong, he just didnt know why...
Totally!
1) Corax. I have no excuse other than me loving the hell out of Byronian heroes. I took one look at him and just said "Yeah, that one. Looks like he was thrown out during a rainstorm and now he's homeless too. That's mine, I want that."
2) Lion. He's autistic, I'm autistic, what's there not to like? I love how he completely fails to read the room / read people.
3) Sanguinius. So fancy, so noble, his only fault is his utter maximalism.
Bonus round: I hate Lorgar and Angron equally and utterly, shared 17th/18th place for me. I wanted to shut both of them up like a time capsule and bury them without instructions or a map
Corax as number one! That’s something you don’t hear very often.
Khan
Sanguinius
Lorgar
Top 3.
Lorgar top 3! That’s controversial!
@@the_kieran_show he has actual growth as a character, which is something to say compared to the rest of them
@@mattylumley5538true. He has some type of growth and constant change and this need of Faith is then corrupted by his adopted father and Erebus, while he rightly sees the Empire as the thing it is, a tyranny where the Emperor is seen as a Great leader, essentially he realized the Emperor is a Stalin like figure that needs to control and purge everything and manipulate anything to make a empire that in essence, was made from the start to be a failed state that relies on violence.
Guilliman sucks? Yall are deranged. Not my favorite but you have to respect his impact on the imperium.
One half of us agrees with you!
So sanguinius is the best after averaging out the lists thought so
Top 3 I think would be sanguinius Lionel and jagatai but with the twist that robutte takes the political role of malkador lol
That’s one way to look at it!
Alpha legion is lowkey cringe
Someone else of culture
I bet your the same type of person who thinks the lion is the best primarch
@@I-am_Alpharius i think it has been made clear in the lore that the roboute gigachadman is the best primarch
1) Sanguinius
2) Lion
3) Jaghatai
It's a strong case!
Top 3 imo
1. Dorn
2. The Lion
3. Perturabo
Pertyroobs is left wing! Big Iron Warriors fan I take it?
This guys don't know any of the story of Angron I think... And that's sad, Angron has the most character development of all the traitors primarchs and still they say he's garbage... Just sad.
He was excellent in betrayer. But all through Siege of Terra it’s just “hulk”
The Lion is the best. I will not elaborate.
You don’t need to 😎
Magnus, Khan, Lorgar
A person of culture I see 🎩
Opinions are null and void lol. If your main point of not liking a primarch is because, oh I fly, he’s boring or anything without any actually reasoning is quite silly lol.
We don't ever pretend to be serious! 😂
Horrible opinions lads smh
Magnus 4 lyfe ♥️
@@the_kieran_showthat one I do agree with, it's the alpharius opinion that hurt me :(
No....just no!
You are so far off the mark!
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