Gasp! Bill Taylor's Testimony Said To Be 'Incredibly Damaging' To Trump

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  • čas přidán 21. 10. 2019
  • Thanks to the testimony of former Ambassador to Ukraine, Bill Taylor, we may now have solid evidence of the crime that Trump and his spokesman have already confessed to on camera. #Monologue #LSSC #Colbert
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  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens Před 4 lety +471

    God bless the diplomats who still stand by their moral conscience.

  • @Darbysmommy
    @Darbysmommy Před 4 lety +102

    Thank you Stephen for helping us get through this nightmare

  • @mark-j-adderley
    @mark-j-adderley Před 4 lety +250

    I live in Norway, and I can smell the delicious aroma of cooked goose from here.

    • @corrinejoy3571
      @corrinejoy3571 Před 4 lety +14

      Mark Adderley just in time for Thanksgiving

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Před 4 lety +11

      The perfect Holiday goose!

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 4 lety +15

      @Mark Adderley : As an American I would like to apologize for those of us who support the illiterate criminal. In their defense though, most of them are illiterate as well because the conservative party started destroying our public school system back in the 80's. In part at least as an effort to generate profit at the public's expense, but I highly suspect to create the exact situation we have in this country that allowed such a criminal into office.

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 Před 4 lety

      You've got a defective nose then. It ain't happening sonny boy.

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 Actual, the unions destroyed the schools.

  • @nikkid7963
    @nikkid7963 Před 4 lety +50

    4 years that’s a long time...
    Yes, it’s an eternity.
    That is soooo true!!

    • @jakecruise90
      @jakecruise90 Před 4 lety +1

      Get ready for 5 more years of Trump. MAGA 2020

    • @minxie3378
      @minxie3378 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jakecruise90, you wishhhhh, douche lord

  • @kathleenhammett849
    @kathleenhammett849 Před 4 lety +1927

    Who are the " they " Trump keeps referring to? 'They' say Lincoln was, 'they' say Miami is biggest airport, 'they' say I'm a stable genius... little voices in his head?

    • @williamroark
      @williamroark Před 4 lety +38

      Kathleen Hammett turns out NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 20!! 😝

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 Před 4 lety +91

      Little voices in his head are the only things there, the rest is empty space.

    • @jackl8025
      @jackl8025 Před 4 lety +87

      He speaks like a freshman writing an English essay. "Many people believe..." When they mean "I think."

    • @charlesstuart7290
      @charlesstuart7290 Před 4 lety +14

      Trump probably got this from his toadies on Trump who would make baseless assertions with "Some people say".

    • @gammunist-2930
      @gammunist-2930 Před 4 lety +42

      Whenever someone refers to someone else without being specific you know this someone has no point but tries to fool others with an imaginary mass.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 4 lety +329

    "That letter was a perfect conversation" WTF? He has finally lost his tiny mind.

    • @drsalimahsuhaimi
      @drsalimahsuhaimi Před 4 lety +18

      Wth is a "perfect conversation" actually?!!!!!

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight Před 4 lety +17

      Of course to him a letter he wrote *would* be a perfect conversation, since he’d be the only one “speaking.” That logic totally follows!
      There *is* the small matter of it not being a letter, but you can’t expect him to tell the truth and make sense and make no mistakes all in one clip. Overachieving jealous perfectionists. Tsk. /s

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook Před 4 lety +12

      that letter-call was a perfect smoke signal walkie talkie morse code telegram, believe me

    • @reveranttangent1771
      @reveranttangent1771 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm now wondering if there is a letter

    • @MeganKoumori
      @MeganKoumori Před 4 lety +2

      Who said he ever had one to begin with?

  • @Pedroleum100
    @Pedroleum100 Před 4 lety +440

    Remember when Trump tried to sell himself as a "dealmaker"? It's a code word for "mobster".

    • @johnathanalvarez7907
      @johnathanalvarez7907 Před 4 lety +12

      He doesn’t even make good deals unless it’s profits him

    • @ADEehrh
      @ADEehrh Před 4 lety +4

      And is translatable into; Loser!

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +8

      I'll take "things some of us have known for decades" for $400, Alex.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +1

      @@johnathanalvarez7907 sure he does, good for him. Or at least he tries to convince himself of that.

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Před 4 lety +5

      "The Art of the Steal".

  • @helene420
    @helene420 Před 4 lety +273

    "They are harder on me then on Lincoln..." Except Lincoln was assassinated. So. Can't really claim that.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety +13

      Oh, but he will.

    • @azdgariarada
      @azdgariarada Před 4 lety +11

      Yet

    • @safetybeachlife
      @safetybeachlife Před 4 lety +12

      Umm, he can’t read, so unless someone told him he’s might not know ? Just guessing. . .

    • @Kiros37100
      @Kiros37100 Před 4 lety +1

      Lincoln was assassinated by the media?

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint Před 4 lety +1

      Lincoln was assassinated by a Democrat. Never forgot the Dems have always been the party of hate.

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave Před 4 lety +301

    Dishonest Don comparing himself to Honest Abe, gross

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 Před 4 lety +12

      And Sean the pansy Hannity sucking it all in yes grand master teach me more I'll follow you to the end hopefully the end of the gallows

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh yes, very similar indeed. Lincoln freed the slaves, and Trump is betraying our allies.

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 Před 4 lety +1

      BuT ThEY’rE BoTH RePUbliCAns

    • @ricksmith6637
      @ricksmith6637 Před 4 lety

      Abe would kick Trump's ass

    • @ivy_1990
      @ivy_1990 Před 4 lety

      I am so glad someone pointed that out. I am unsure as to how this ding dong thinks he is anywhere close to moral; compare yourself to Hitler. At least Hitler was an impressive infamous character. Trump is only going to go down as a moran.

  • @KuzarHorche
    @KuzarHorche Před 4 lety +444

    Trump realized he can't quit or declare bankruptcy and is freaking out he's never held a job this long before that wasn't scripted for him.

    • @jR-nc1uz
      @jR-nc1uz Před 4 lety +6

      I didn't say it, I declared it

    • @tracyjackman6515
      @tracyjackman6515 Před 4 lety +5

      Omg.... I think I peed a little 😂🤣😂

    • @1harrismccarty
      @1harrismccarty Před 4 lety +17

      Actually, he can resign. But then he would look bad. His ego still getting in the way

    • @vivelaresistance3239
      @vivelaresistance3239 Před 4 lety +20

      @Harris McCarty: I didn’t at the time, but now I respect Nixon for resigning and sparing an already divided nation the pain of an impeachment. I think his reputation suffered less from a resignation than it would have from impeachment and removal. But there better not be any pardons this time.

    • @estebanelguapo
      @estebanelguapo Před 4 lety +14

      Someone should just tell him the execs canceled his show at the end of this season, wasn't getting good enough ratings.

  • @beegwan1893
    @beegwan1893 Před 4 lety +1052

    I just want it to be over. I miss when politics were “boring”.
    Hot damn y’all, this may be the most likes I’ve ever gotten. Thanks, this lets me know that not everyone is completely insane.

    • @reveranttangent1771
      @reveranttangent1771 Před 4 lety +14

      My only complaint is that politics has never been boring

    • @StealthyTigerx
      @StealthyTigerx Před 4 lety +10

      I cannot like this comment enough

    • @marcneumann8518
      @marcneumann8518 Před 4 lety +9

      Tired of "winning" yet?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +14

      I swear, when all this is over, I will never complain about boring politics ever again!

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus Před 4 lety +17

      There's a reason why the phrase "May you live in interesting times" was used in the past as a curse.

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori Před 4 lety +795

    "You know was covered worse than me they say? Abe Lincoln."
    In the SOUTH, you cheddar colored chucklenut. We were at war.

    • @ronnyraygunz8718
      @ronnyraygunz8718 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah, because Democrats didn't want to give up their slaves.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 Před 4 lety +29

      ronny raygunz Neither did some Republicans.

    • @dan_sullivan11
      @dan_sullivan11 Před 4 lety +116

      @@ronnyraygunz8718 The Democratic party back then is not even close to being the same party of today. Neither is the Republican Party.

    • @diannebaker8263
      @diannebaker8263 Před 4 lety +17

      Chucklenut! Ha ha ha ha!

    • @Ork20111
      @Ork20111 Před 4 lety +4

      Back than it was war! Just in case this impeachment fails, maybe that's an option? Just wondering.

  • @hanssolo9645
    @hanssolo9645 Před 4 lety +974

    All I did was ask for a favor, investigate Biden and I’ll release the aid, no Qui Pro Quo. I’m barely articulate in English now ya’ll are accusing me of speaking Latin.

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 Před 4 lety +20

      Exactly

    • @user-wm4je4ct8y
      @user-wm4je4ct8y Před 4 lety +49

      You can tell he didn't know what quid pro quo was before this. He has to stop and remember how to say it right, slow so he gets it right.

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 Před 4 lety +25

      Stable Genius LMAO you do know the best words Sir!

    • @lasarith2
      @lasarith2 Před 4 lety +11

      Stable Genius Ego dubium vos diecere latius.

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 Před 4 lety +15

      @Cecelia Bockenstedt exact same thing he wanted from the Mexican president!
      "I'll keep saying Mexico will pay for the wall, you don't say anything! "
      I'll spin it from there on!
      It's easier to fool people, than to explain them that they're being fooled!

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 4 lety +98

    Even Trump's flaws have flaws. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 4 lety +20

      Fake teeth...check
      Fake tan....check
      Fake hair....check
      Fake president....oh heck yeah, check!

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +13

      "The Republican Party: if you think this guy looks bad, wait till you see our next one...."

    • @cg1906
      @cg1906 Před 4 lety +4

      Thats doctor Frankenstein to you. He didn't go to university and spens 8 years on his degree to be called Douglas Frankenstein

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley Před 4 lety +2

      Err gag. Trump is a Frankenstein monster of U.S Presidents, if they accidentally used the bits they threw out.

    • @thegodfather3027
      @thegodfather3027 Před 4 lety +2

      Wow that was great comparison!

  • @MrKErocks
    @MrKErocks Před 4 lety +50

    Beautiful building? Didn't Trump get recorded saying what a dump the White House was?

  • @DyadintheForce
    @DyadintheForce Před 4 lety +1432

    Trump Supporters 2016: "Lock her up!"
    Trump Supporters 2019: "This is a witch hunt"

    • @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849
      @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849 Před 4 lety +143

      Trump Supporters any year: "I'm with stupid!"

    • @veerkar
      @veerkar Před 4 lety +118

      @Rocket Missile - how very intelligent and graceful of you. Just like our president!

    • @bigsadge
      @bigsadge Před 4 lety +17

      I'm okay with that. It's longer, they'll run out of breath after a couple chants and it'll hurt his ego. Small victories

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Před 4 lety +6

      @Rocket Missile Very curious how you would feel in 2024? Trump 2024! Go for THREE?

    • @yourenotforgotten5639
      @yourenotforgotten5639 Před 4 lety +48

      @Rocket Missile Trump is a self professed globalist. Who's policies align more with socialism than anything else. Don't look now snowflake but your orange idol is exactly everything you're supposed to detest.

  • @tsstevensts
    @tsstevensts Před 4 lety +805

    Admission on camera. Conclusive evidence. Still not enough for Trump supporters.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria Před 4 lety +88

      His religious followers will never flip. It’s all about the moderates and independents. Support for impeachment is rising quickly among independents and they’re the ones that matter.
      Edit: since there’s a bunch of offended Christians in the comments, let me clarify. I’m not talking about trump supporters who are religious. I’m talking about people *religiously* *following* trump, like a cult mentality.

    • @tomkenney5365
      @tomkenney5365 Před 4 lety +32

      We need 20 GOP Senators to vote "yea". Only 20...

    • @kangbowo
      @kangbowo Před 4 lety +82

      It's a cult. It's always been a cult.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon Před 4 lety +49

      @@princessaria If you can fall for the sham that is religion, you can fall for the sham that is Trump.

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 Před 4 lety +25

      It does not matter because they never really cared in the first place.

  • @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc

    A beautiful building that he called a dump at the beginning of his term and our nightmare.

    • @garyshepherd9367
      @garyshepherd9367 Před 4 lety +1

      Steven Starks
      Your nightmare will continue Trump2020🇺🇸👍

    • @DDS029
      @DDS029 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah, he MIGHT make it until noon, Jan. 20, 2021. I wonder if he'll lie about leaving with. He sure forgot his wife was in New York when he walked in. And of course, Hannity never called him on that.

    • @POVofJTRose
      @POVofJTRose Před 4 lety +4

      Of course he doesn't understand either "that dump" has been renovated and is huge now compared to what it was originally. And for that matter his bedroom wasn't around when Lincoln was president. Do you think facts will ever be real again???
      Cuz they sure aren't now inside that "beautiful building".

    • @julieannmyers8714
      @julieannmyers8714 Před 4 lety +1

      Glad someone else remembers

  • @akashnijjar89
    @akashnijjar89 Před 4 lety +262

    Whenever he says “people” or “they” , it actually means he talking to himself as a schizophrenic man would.

    • @bergsofcanada2757
      @bergsofcanada2757 Před 4 lety +4

      21st century schizoid potus

    • @drjanitor3747
      @drjanitor3747 Před 4 lety

      Eileen Farrar i’m sure you’d know all about that.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Před 4 lety +3

      That's an insult to schizophrenics. I work with them, and they are far more sane than Trump.

    • @akashnijjar89
      @akashnijjar89 Před 4 lety

      beattospectoyota ya mama is one of them and let me tell ya boy, she’s good 🤫😏

    • @TheJestor62
      @TheJestor62 Před 4 lety

      there must be an app for that...

  • @peaceblossom9636
    @peaceblossom9636 Před 4 lety +22

    Ended up in ER last night~ apparently when coming to was told I had said “please tell me that is Trump” when a man in orange with handcuffs on a gurney passed by~ please make it stop 🤕🤯

  • @richardalexander5758
    @richardalexander5758 Před 4 lety +83

    The Chosen One, with great and unmatched wisdom is being exposed as an outright criminal, get over it.

    • @bluemoon9530
      @bluemoon9530 Před 4 lety +6

      Good one, also very true

    • @mekullag
      @mekullag Před 4 lety +12

      this would be half as bad if you could actually call it “exposing“. The worst part is that americans had every chance to know what they were getting themselves into. His terrible character, his brain that functions barely on a 5th graders level, his criminal leanings, it was all right there from the very beginning.

    • @richardalexander5758
      @richardalexander5758 Před 4 lety +3

      @@mekullag So true

    • @lady4real75
      @lady4real75 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mekullag The educational system has some explaining to do!!!

  • @SkyNeely
    @SkyNeely Před 4 lety +220

    Please he still hasn't paid the cities where he had his rallies.

    • @rafaelcabrera498
      @rafaelcabrera498 Před 4 lety +4

      👍🥂

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini Před 4 lety +10

      I wish I had the keys to a city. He'd either pay upfront or GTFO.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 Před 4 lety +4

      @@JSkyGemini It doesn't really work like that.
      The question is whether or not a city can just say "Fine, but we're not spending a dollar on police protection or other services that localities traditionally pay for". I don't think there's anything written into law that says they HAVE to spend that money.

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před 4 lety

      @@SRosenberg203 But what city would want Trumptards roaming free with no restraint?

  • @ohlookitsmatty2982
    @ohlookitsmatty2982 Před 4 lety +146

    Whoever wrote that "letter" joke deserves a prize *chef's finger kiss*

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 4 lety +65

    The next question that should be asked, “Is Pence complicit and/or took part?”

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 Před 4 lety +7

      Yes he did every one who refuses to testify is guilty as charged an innocent person doesn't run from the truth they embrace it

    • @Opine_Divine
      @Opine_Divine Před 4 lety +2

      One thing at a time. Pence would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS win the 2020 election. I'd be happy to let his prosecution sit on ice (until after the election) if it assuaged sitting Republicans now to grow a backbone and fully impeach Trump. They would never abide handing the Presidency to Pelosi, though, and go through with holding both of them accountable. They won't do it.

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer Před 4 lety +3

      Yes.
      Enough to get impeached? Probably not.

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 Před 4 lety +1

      He'd have to be awake.

    • @drjanitor3747
      @drjanitor3747 Před 4 lety

      GoldenState and you’d be jumping through dumpsters trying to feed yourself.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +1816

    Trump's Impeachment:
    The end of an error.

    • @JohnnyAngel8
      @JohnnyAngel8 Před 4 lety +44

      Clever!

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 Před 4 lety +43

      An error that will live in infamy

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 Před 4 lety +6

      Wrong! Trump election is a blessing for our country, a message of hope for a better future.

    • @MeanGeneSanDiego
      @MeanGeneSanDiego Před 4 lety +59

      @@brickdebrick2167 🤣

    • @supremacy2040
      @supremacy2040 Před 4 lety +35

      BrickDeBrick 21 .... I’m still waiting.....nothing is better nor is the future bright. Trumpists only live in fairly land, there is no proof to anything Trump says about how people are doing better now or will in the future. How many Americans got so rich with their taxes? I don’t know any one who got tax returns so great that it changed their lives and will vote trump because of it. If that’s all trump has then I’m out.

  • @MrsRobinson0741
    @MrsRobinson0741 Před 4 lety +30

    NOW he calls the White House a "beautiful" building...if I recall, he certainly did NOT say that in the beginning

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 Před 4 lety +3

      Nope, Mr. Gold Toilets called it tacky, didn't he?

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Před 4 lety +8

      Or "a dump" or something similar. Like he's got good taste, ha ha. 'Nouveau riche tacky' ... that's his idea of decor

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 Před 4 lety +3

      this coming from a man with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 Před 4 lety +2

      I remember him saying it was "a dump" ...but who's surprised at what flies out of his gob.

  • @mauritiusdunfagel9473
    @mauritiusdunfagel9473 Před 4 lety +15

    Boy, rich people sure do produce loathsome offspring!

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 Před 4 lety +11

    The part about the "Blah, blah, blah" reminded me of Seinfeld and the Yada Yada girl.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před 4 lety +247

    "I would say that t'rump is finally starting to lose it. But it's not like he had a surplus of IT to begin with." - S Colbert
    😄😆😅

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +7

      He never _had_ it.

    • @hitreset0291
      @hitreset0291 Před 4 lety +5

      His dementia is becoming more obvious with each passing day.🧐🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 Před 4 lety

      False !! Trump is one of the smartest President in history. You just have to look at his extraordinary achievements to realize it. He will be re-elected. Trump 2020

    • @harpreetkahlon2816
      @harpreetkahlon2816 Před 4 lety +9

      BrickDeBrick 21 you are funny

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 4 lety +6

      @@kimberlys8422 Unless "it" is a desperate urge to bang his own daughter, then yes, you are correct!

  • @AnthonyGonzalez-lw1ek
    @AnthonyGonzalez-lw1ek Před 4 lety +42

    Didn’t he at one point say it was a dump ! What a clown

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Před 4 lety +106

    "They" = "I just made some shit up"

    • @ibrahimbashir6780
      @ibrahimbashir6780 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @liner011f7
      @liner011f7 Před 4 lety

      Bill Taylor, that's not a name for an ambassador. It should be William Fitzgerald Taylor; or William Kennedy Taylor.

  • @daveroberts6884
    @daveroberts6884 Před 4 lety +23

    "Let her" excellent.

  • @jodysheridan604
    @jodysheridan604 Před 4 lety +177

    All I want for Christmas is a Senate conviction, and to see Trump perp walked out of our White House.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +4

      Nooooo, there is so much meat on those impeachment bones that it could go on till late spring.

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg Před 4 lety +2

      Well you'll never have that

    • @queenartly3323
      @queenartly3323 Před 4 lety +1

      If you sing your comment its kinda like an upbeat song. I think u have a hit lol.

    • @shepherdsknoll8
      @shepherdsknoll8 Před 4 lety

      Jody Sheridan , I am certainly not a Trump supporter, I did not vote for him, and won’t in 2020. I have not warmed up to his methods in foreign policy but I have to admit he is the first American president since the end of the Cold War that has addressed American geopolitics .

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety +4

      Hopefully it happens before Christmas. It would make a nice Thanksgiving or Chanukah gift.

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs Před 4 lety +89

    He was standing there that first day, and all 44 of his predecessors rolled over in their graves, even the live ones. It made a sound like thunder...

    • @alexcollazo7796
      @alexcollazo7796 Před 4 lety +3

      Kate Coombs you think that’s why jimmy carter fell at his home? He rolled over?

    • @2thinkcritically
      @2thinkcritically Před 4 lety +1

      What we've learned here is that apart from Obama, the only other president he knows of is Lincoln. He probably thinks Washington was the guy who did the presidential laundry

    • @LilithFilth
      @LilithFilth Před 4 lety

      I felt the rumble here in Australia!

    • @g0679
      @g0679 Před 4 lety

      Kate Coombs
      After Trump’s inaugural speech, George W was overheard saying something like, “Wow, that was some weird shit.”

    • @midnari
      @midnari Před 4 lety +1

      Thunderous applause, my friend, Thunderous applause.

  • @shayelea
    @shayelea Před 4 lety +16

    Anyone get the sense that he actually thinks that as long as he didn’t literally utter the words “quid pro quo,” that you can’t say that’s what happened?

    • @Roslyngal
      @Roslyngal Před 4 lety

      Yep, I truly believe he feels that’s an obvious ‘get out of jail free’ card. Can’t touch him, cos he didn’t say the exact words. And technically it can’t be damaging, cos he didn’t even know what those words meant, right?

  • @kaivickers166
    @kaivickers166 Před 4 lety +76

    “When I was standing there with the First Lady, that first night...” Uh, Melania, or Melanie if you prefer, was back in NYC. FaceTime? Complete and utter lie?

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 Před 4 lety +16

      It's like he's physically unable to tell the truth about anything, no matter how insignificant!!

    • @2thinkcritically
      @2thinkcritically Před 4 lety +6

      Probably getting intimate with his daughter again

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 Před 4 lety +7

      @Andrew Lange Do you really think he won't snub his own impeachment he will he won't show up he'll say he can't make it I'm having tea with Vladimir

    • @zeusmasterson4117
      @zeusmasterson4117 Před 4 lety +3

      Andrew Lange He won’t testify. How could they force him? Their only leverage would be “if you won’t testify, we will convict you”, but they won’t go there. He will defy any steps they take.

    • @thanesgames9685
      @thanesgames9685 Před 4 lety +4

      He meant Ivanka. He also said the "first lady"talked to Kim, but he meant Ivanka that time too.
      He wants to fuck his daughter. It is the closest he would ever get to screwing himself without it being gay...
      Also, everyone tells him he can't, so it became his obsession.

  • @jacqdanieles
    @jacqdanieles Před 4 lety +446

    *"No quid pro quo!!!"*
    Provides proof of quid pro quo.
    *"Lynching!!!"*

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook Před 4 lety +1

      "RACE!"
      :D

    • @why-even-try-brotendo
      @why-even-try-brotendo Před 4 lety +15

      I guess we should go on with the lynching then. Somebody go get Lindsey Graham's grandpa's lynching bag!

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb Před 4 lety +2

      Please post that proof here. I can wait.

    • @MrBswede
      @MrBswede Před 4 lety +4

      As Beau said, lynching is what tRump did as he took out a full page ad calling for the death penalty for 5 black men that were later found to be innocent.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles Před 4 lety +5

      @Bunne Rabb - docs.google.com/viewerng/viewer?url=cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19310996/Bill_Taylor_testimony.pdf

  • @natashaadonis2384
    @natashaadonis2384 Před 4 lety +92

    It's more like "Don, the giant leech!!"

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 Před 4 lety +2

      And as a subtitle " and his Horrible family" cuz those guys are almost as bad & dumb as he is.

  • @RusstheTroubadour
    @RusstheTroubadour Před 4 lety +23

    That letter was "perfect " even though it was a phone call 😉🙃😂😂😂

  • @Youdoyouyeah
    @Youdoyouyeah Před 4 lety +425

    One day .... Trump’s time at the White House will be called - The Reign of Error

    • @rewer
      @rewer Před 4 lety +7

      The reign of stupid tweet

    • @garyshepherd9367
      @garyshepherd9367 Před 4 lety +1

      Arjun Menon
      Don’t think so, when Trump leaves the WH in early 2025 won’t be any libtards left

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 4 lety +3

      @@garyshepherd9367 man you Russian bots are not even trying anymore.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 4 lety +1

      @GamePapa : They never had anything real to begin with.

    • @julieannmyers8714
      @julieannmyers8714 Před 4 lety

      Brilliant!

  • @mmhetz1
    @mmhetz1 Před 4 lety +13

    Awesome! I❤️ Ambassador Taylor!

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 Před 4 lety +69

    *_"Donald, fool me once, shame on you! Fool me 13.000 times and I'm your supporter."_*

  • @minnie7827
    @minnie7827 Před 4 lety +25

    "I say, let'er" 👏👏👏

  • @peterbrandt7911
    @peterbrandt7911 Před 4 lety +11

    Now I understand Sean Hannity, look at his eyes, this is love, I mean real love.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor Před 4 lety +27

    You know what else is incredibly damaging to Trump? Trump.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +6

      Also:
      •cameras
      •microphones
      •non-private tweets
      •people who can see what he does
      •people who can hear what he says
      •coffee boys
      •ex-staffers' testimonies
      •white house documents
      •phone records
      •tax records

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels Před 4 lety +7

    like i always say... *"there's a difference, between being a businessman & being a hustler!!"* 🤷‍♀️

  • @leehall4595
    @leehall4595 Před 4 lety +5

    Impeachment - the best Christmas present ever.

  • @WeWereHereDVD
    @WeWereHereDVD Před 4 lety +40

    SC: 'Some Manson fans'
    Jon: 'Beautiful People' lol

  • @vanwong6768
    @vanwong6768 Před 4 lety +33

    LOL....Hannity reminding him to call Elizabeth Warren - Pocahontas.

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 Před 4 lety +1

      F_ckin bootlickers on Fox are told to do stuff like that by Putin.

    • @mleise8292
      @mleise8292 Před 4 lety

      Yeah that was super cringy. Felt like saying don't do that to yourself Hannity. You are a professional.

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Před 4 lety

      @DM Tea And a new one, "Leningrad Lindsay" for Lindsay Graham.

  • @marcemson1121
    @marcemson1121 Před 4 lety +55

    Is there finally an end in sight for what will be forever remembered as "An American Horror Story: White House Edition"?
    Find out in the season finale next year.

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 Před 4 lety +3

      I don't know whether "Season Finale" implies we should be excited or very very worried.

    • @4kingmad277
      @4kingmad277 Před 4 lety

      Hahaha.......I love it

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety

      There will be if we all vote.

  • @rogerwilliams4742
    @rogerwilliams4742 Před 4 lety +46

    Trump sounds absolutely ridiculous trying to reference presidential history.

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 Před 4 lety +1

      Like nails on a chalkboard .

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Před 4 lety

      Trump sounds absolutely ridiculous...

    • @KnowTrentTimoy
      @KnowTrentTimoy Před 4 lety

      @________________________ ________________________ Everything's good boo. How's your home? You alright??

  • @this_time_imperfect
    @this_time_imperfect Před 4 lety +8

    In 2019 our news comes from comedians and our comedy comes from the news reporters.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 4 lety +41

    "No quid pro quo!... Okay, maybe a little extortion, though."

    • @nelsonclub7722
      @nelsonclub7722 Před 4 lety +3

      Extortion is such an ugly word - I prefer blackmail

  • @ryanhall7827
    @ryanhall7827 Před 4 lety +46

    go bill taylor james taylor would be proud

  • @pbrucpaul
    @pbrucpaul Před 4 lety +18

    "Aaaaaaaand." He definitely looks like a cartoon character. This is the POTUS, folks!

  • @willfreese
    @willfreese Před 4 lety +20

    Now we'll never hear the joke that begins, "if a single dove."

  • @ouubanger3427
    @ouubanger3427 Před 4 lety +86

    Trump : NO PRO QUO
    Bill Taylor : Hold my subpoena 💌

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Před 4 lety +10

      Good one!!

    • @notlikely4468
      @notlikely4468 Před 4 lety +3

      I expect whenTrump goes to prison, holding another man's subpoenas might be the least onerous activity on his daily agenda....

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 Před 4 lety +2

      @@notlikely4468 trump will have to tell "another man" to "get over it".

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 Před 4 lety

      @@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 , a guy named "Bubba" will get a "leg over", lol :)

  • @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746

    Bill Taylor is a true patriot

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 Před 4 lety +1

      Is it just me or is it a little sad that trump has lowered the bar of "true patriot" down to simply refusing to commit treason?

  • @feebeejeebees
    @feebeejeebees Před 4 lety +8

    Do you remember when Obama used to embarass the entire USA on a daily basis ? Me neither.

  • @rich2rock
    @rich2rock Před 4 lety +21

    It was a perfect phone call,
    perfectly corrupt.

  • @josecolon2717
    @josecolon2717 Před 4 lety +16

    I think we can all agree that trump needs to go!
    Even without impeachment inquiry, he is absolutely insane...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +25

    So not just quid pro quo, but pretty much actual extortion.

  • @gigikay1734
    @gigikay1734 Před 4 lety +2

    The beautiful building he called "what a dump".

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666

    "An error does not become a mistake unless it is not corrected"
    -Trump's impeachment

  • @corynardin
    @corynardin Před 4 lety +88

    It feels different this time. Everyday I am more hopeful that he resigns.

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 Před 4 lety +18

      corynardin my coworker is like, ‘who cares about his twee-‘ me: “HE COULD GET US ALL KILLED”

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +19

      If he is no longer in power then he faces criminal charges.
      Plus his ego would never ever let him quit.

    • @dongray6834
      @dongray6834 Před 4 lety +3

      corynardin
      Resignation is not good enough!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Před 4 lety +1

      I hope and pray that someone talks Trump into this idea: RESIGN before the House can impeach you (and let Pence be president for a year). Then run for president FULL TIME next year to get re-elected. (which, of course, he will lose). No way Trump can serve as president AND run for president simultaneously. The man can't walk and chew gum simultaneously.

    • @peterjp4
      @peterjp4 Před 4 lety +5

      I tend to agree with T Electronix. There's no way he'll resign. He'll drag this country into another civil war without any remorse for the bodies he walks over to get to the very end of his ego trip, to his last dying breath. He has absolutely no forethought to his actions. He's just a stubborn old man on a power trip. Supporting Trump is beneath humanity. Disgusting to think so many people do.

  • @AussieAviator
    @AussieAviator Před 4 lety +241

    I can't wait for the day Trump is dragged from the White House kicking and screaming. It will be the best day ever.

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 Před 4 lety +19

      While being tased the whole time.

    • @AussieAviator
      @AussieAviator Před 4 lety +17

      @@brakesforsnakes757 Yes, and the whole thing to be broadcast in 4K.

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 Před 4 lety +22

      don't forget to bump his head on the car roof when sitting him down on back seat. just like happens to poor people getting arrested.

    • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
      @PabloSanchez-qu6ib Před 4 lety +12

      @@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 just like he told police to do in a speech actually.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe Před 4 lety +7

      @@brakesforsnakes757 With Jurassic Park backpack cattle prods.

  • @AndyinMelbourne
    @AndyinMelbourne Před 4 lety +8

    I love that quote: "Sometimes you wanna go where they don't ask about Ukraine." I could add to that with : "And the vodka's all the same. You wanna be where you can see bounced checks are all the same, you wanna go where you're not the only one insane...."

  • @halosandhorns8330
    @halosandhorns8330 Před 4 lety +7

    Throw the whole cabinet away, pence, DeVos, all of them can go

    • @richardsmart5532
      @richardsmart5532 Před 4 lety +1

      It always amazes me how, in the United States, people with absolutely ZERO political experience can be appointed to head Government departments - in the UK, we have Secretaries who are responsible for their own departments, and also Shadow Secretaries, who are members of the opposition party: these shadow secretaries and ministers don't have any power, but, at least, we DO know that the people in these positions are, y'know, qualified to do them.
      Unlike Betsy-Fucking-DeVos...

    • @annangela3998
      @annangela3998 Před 4 lety

      Can go to prision.

  • @flukeDC4
    @flukeDC4 Před 4 lety +4

    If (when) he is removed from office- It will not surprise me ONE BIT if he then tries to sue the government for unlawful termination.

  • @paulramos4037
    @paulramos4037 Před 4 lety +30

    Elect a Mobster, expect a Mobster rule.

  • @rachellepeterson6225
    @rachellepeterson6225 Před 4 lety +3

    It's the first time I heard him said "FIRST LADY " WHAT A THING!

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich Před 4 lety +6

    Sondland tried to weasel his way out, and Taylor was having none of that. Sondland is in a lot of trouble now.

  • @swervature
    @swervature Před 4 lety +35

    Bsst part of this is John singing "Beautiful People" after the Charlie Manson joke, lol!

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT Před 4 lety

      +

    • @fizd4151
      @fizd4151 Před 4 lety

      He must be referring to marylin Manson. Lol

  • @t8lucas
    @t8lucas Před 4 lety +43

    I hope he pays every single crime he committed and to prove that money and power aren't above the law showing justice

    • @laneeric
      @laneeric Před 4 lety +2

      SDNY has been chomping at the bit for Orange Bufoon to leave office. Oh the spectacle of him being tried in NYC will be epic.

    • @Quicks1lvr
      @Quicks1lvr Před 4 lety

      Doesn't seem to work here in California. But believe what you want to believe in thinking only Trump does wrong when money and power come to play.

  • @triciatripp1144
    @triciatripp1144 Před 4 lety +1

    Letter! This was prob one of your best monologues!! Great job!

  • @demigodstatus
    @demigodstatus Před 4 lety +4

    That "letter" joke was smooth af

  • @paulweston8408
    @paulweston8408 Před 4 lety +48

    "I'm standing there with the 1st Lady saying wow, 4 years". She said back "when does my flight to New York take off? I'm not spending one night here with you creep".

  • @HumbertoSIn
    @HumbertoSIn Před 4 lety +122

    "Let Her" Make Trump a one term president.

    • @jilljones3664
      @jilljones3664 Před 4 lety +10

      How about less than 1 term?

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov Před 4 lety +3

      Rocket Missile you, sir or madam, sound more like a ❄️

  • @aureumhabat8411
    @aureumhabat8411 Před 4 lety +30

    This is it chief, the rein of the Orange Reich comes to an end.

    • @kathleenmckenzie6261
      @kathleenmckenzie6261 Před 4 lety +2

      John Scopes "Reins" are what control headstrong horses; Trump has never been under control. I think you mean "reign." One can only hope and pray Trump will be reined in.

  • @tess764
    @tess764 Před 4 lety +2

    Another masterpiece! Who need news when there is Colbert?

  • @ashleybrown4754
    @ashleybrown4754 Před 4 lety +71

    "You're fired" is just full of irony now.

    • @cindylloyd2365
      @cindylloyd2365 Před 4 lety +1

      Ashley Brown Karma is a booger, isn’t it?

  • @ThatOneNerdGirly
    @ThatOneNerdGirly Před 4 lety +7

    "Abraham Lincoln was a great president. He got bad press. I get bad press. So, I'm a great president."
    That is EXACTLY how his mind works!

  • @thePronto
    @thePronto Před 4 lety +4

    Time to wipe the stain from the White House.

  • @tvmay2
    @tvmay2 Před 4 lety +2

    these hearings should be PUBLIC/transparent.

  • @CHIVA9519
    @CHIVA9519 Před 4 lety +54

    The most satisfying part of today? My uncle, United States Marine veteran and diehard Trump fan, today finally said he will not be voting for Trump in 2020... Uncle Javier has officially jumped off the Trump train 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Před 4 lety +15

      Hooooweeee. Let the de-Trumping begin!!

    • @CHIVA9519
      @CHIVA9519 Před 4 lety +14

      @@md61211 honestly I cant even describe the feeling of satisfaction I felt from seeing his expression and hearing him finally admit Trump was mistake

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +11

      This is why Moscow Mitch's push to have 'this whole impeachment thing' over by Christmas should be ignored.
      The longer Trump is investigated, impeached, under trial in the senate the more previous gop voters will see what he has been doing.

    • @paintinganimalsonrocks7633
      @paintinganimalsonrocks7633 Před 4 lety +3

      Hallelujah!

    • @peaceblossom9636
      @peaceblossom9636 Před 4 lety

      🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 4 lety +56

    The stable genius, in his great and unmatched wisdom, confuses Ukraine phone-call with Erdogan’s letter. Don’t be a fool, Donald, don’t be a fool! (maybe he should have written a letter to himself, in Sharpie)

  • @thayakarthi1503
    @thayakarthi1503 Před 4 lety +35

    ....“But pelosi wants to impeach you over this, let’er “ brilliant writers!

  • @jintzie1950jth
    @jintzie1950jth Před 4 lety +5

    In the midst of this chaos, will somebody please remember to get the children out of the cages, back to their parents, and get all the refugees out of detention? And btw transfer responsibility for our prison system to a new agency using evidence-based methods and establishing humane, respectful treatment of prisoners with the objective being not to punish them but to prepare them to be our next-door neighbors and co-workers?

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 Před 4 lety

      I agree. Let's get those kids out of the Obama cages. Pronto!

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day Před 4 lety +17

    "If Pelosi wants to IMPEACH you over this.....LET her" (letter) Lol🤣😅👏👏👏

  • @TheEpicYak17
    @TheEpicYak17 Před 4 lety +41

    Everything Trump says (or tweets) is incredibly damaging to Trump.

  • @MusicWordMusic
    @MusicWordMusic Před 4 lety +20

    "let her" -- masterful pun

  • @Devoncs
    @Devoncs Před 4 lety +8

    Stephen: "Some Charles Manson fans here tonight." Jon (getting confused with Marilyn Manson): "Beautiful people..."

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +62

    We're carving Halloween peaches instead of pumpkins at our house this year.

    • @jennylee9278
      @jennylee9278 Před 4 lety +4

      Umm, peaches:)

    • @lynxjackson2779
      @lynxjackson2779 Před 4 lety +3

      But pumpkins are orange and fat just like trump

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon Před 4 lety +4

      @@lynxjackson2779 But we don't want him to be impumpkined, we want him to be impeached!

    • @heatherbleu5370
      @heatherbleu5370 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh that's a lot of fun!:) Maybe plop a toupee on top too, don't forget the long tie and the Pence pumpkin with the "I'm with stupid" ---> T shirt😁🎃

  • @upAcreekCAM
    @upAcreekCAM Před 4 lety +8

    thanks for the early upload! everyone is gearing up!

  • @wildamerican4338
    @wildamerican4338 Před 4 lety +31

    Donald Trump is still not paying for his rallies.

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Před 4 lety

      Right?! I've been looking into this. Did ya know he has his campaign paying rent money to himself by leasing campaign space in his buildings? He is an ass of unbelievable depth. (Hole-wise)

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +1

      Brett S. Isn’t that embezzlement?

    • @jimjones2736
      @jimjones2736 Před 4 lety

      Of the $300 million+ that the GOP has raised in just the past 2 quarters alone, $158 million of that was a direct cash injection from Trump's personal finances....I don't know why this makes him an ass though....there are numerous other things that one could use to validate the claim, but personal wealth ain't it....

    • @jimjones2736
      @jimjones2736 Před 4 lety

      ​@@Chunkboi bruh, look up the legal definition of embezzlement, cuz you clearly have no idea

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety

      Jim Jones President 💩 doesn’t have personal wealth. Furthermore, he’s using campaign finances to pay himself by using his own properties.
      If not embezzlement, there’s certainly misuse of campaign finances.

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 Před 4 lety +2

    Abe is almost gagging with disgust to have his name uttered out of the lips of the 300 lb tub of lard.

  • @ColoringKaria
    @ColoringKaria Před 4 lety +102

    When someone is impeached and goes to prison for crimes committed, do they keep secret service protection in prison? Asking for a friend!

    • @kerryn6714
      @kerryn6714 Před 4 lety +48

      No. If trump is removed from office through impeachment, he loses all the privileges that past presidents are entitled to. He would be a non-president for want of a better word. He’ll have no special protection in jail except a single cell 😁

    • @Flowerbomb90
      @Flowerbomb90 Před 4 lety +31

      When Trump is impeached and removed and he refuses to leave the WH, the secret service themselves who will pick him up and throw him in prison.

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria Před 4 lety +27

      kerryn67 nice! But if he is impeached and NOT removed, say he quits in exchange for keeping his taxes secret, does he keep protection?
      The idea of this POS getting a public pension for life sickens me.

    • @Silkendrum
      @Silkendrum Před 4 lety +22

      On the other hand, if he resigns, he gets to keep all the benefits - secret service, pension, honorary title, etc. I wonder if anyone has explained this to him.

    • @dongray6834
      @dongray6834 Před 4 lety +9

      Silkendrum
      He’ll get a library for the masses to pelt with rocks, fruit and feces!

  • @CaptainTeach1
    @CaptainTeach1 Před 4 lety +8

    Brilliant Stephen Colbert 💯

  • @pfalzerwaldgumby4798
    @pfalzerwaldgumby4798 Před 4 lety +1

    „Sighs and gasps“? I haven‘t stop since 2016.

  • @majarimennamazerinth5753
    @majarimennamazerinth5753 Před 4 lety +5

    He's had a real thing for Abraham Lincoln comparisons lately