By Attacking Democrats, Trump Unites Them

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  • čas přidán 14. 07. 2019
  • The President's obviously racist tweets were, well, obviously racist.
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  • @olddogcitypound5859
    @olddogcitypound5859 Před 4 lety +806

    In my 65 years this is the absolute worst administration I've had to endure. It's time to remove the bonespurs.

    • @eddieb4960
      @eddieb4960 Před 4 lety +6

      old dog city pound your generation elected him 🙄

    • @MightGuy15
      @MightGuy15 Před 4 lety +39

      I kinda miss the days were when presidents were shady, they at least made an effort to hide it. Watergate and the Iraq war is chump change compared to the corruption this administration is responsible for

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 Před 4 lety +7

      Tell me about it!!

    • @richietattersall2122
      @richietattersall2122 Před 4 lety +41

      I'll be 62 in October and grew up during the Watergate saga. Nixon was a saint and going Heaven in comparison to the B$ Trump is pulling.

    • @mysteryman7766
      @mysteryman7766 Před 4 lety +34

      @@MightGuy15 At least with Watergate Nixon was smart enough to resign...

  • @BNSFGuy4723
    @BNSFGuy4723 Před 4 lety +1722

    *Trump:* "Go back to where you came from!"
    *Melania:* "I thought you'd never ask, Donald."

  • @mhernandez239
    @mhernandez239 Před 4 lety +31

    I’m so glad Colbert is back. I can’t survive this administration without him!

    • @thegoat164
      @thegoat164 Před 4 lety

      Colbert is a moron just like you!!! Trump 2020!!! Book It!!!!

    • @MelodiesForTheSoul
      @MelodiesForTheSoul Před 4 lety

      I cannot survive Blumpf presidency without [Celebrity Talk Show Host] to tell me how to think!

  • @shot-gi6mr
    @shot-gi6mr Před 4 lety +86

    I've seen times when Trump has been more/less racist and people still said he wasn't, but this is so explicitly racist that if you are still saying that he isn't racist, you have subconciously created your own definition of the word "racist" in an attempt to not be included in it.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 Před 4 lety +5

      321 shot1000 here's their basic argument: people who hate donald trump are racist against racists! They hate racists which makes them THE MOST racist and therefore THE ONLY racists and therefore a racist cannot be racist because people hate him for being racist! if someone hates you it automatically means they're racist! which makes you not racist! i mean gawd why can't you guys be nice to us racists for a change? what did we do wrong? we've been persecuted for so many years it's so unfair! all these black guys trying to eat and piss around me gaaawwwllll. enough is enuf #racistlivesmattertoo
      so let's break it down: there's nothing to break down. it's gibberish from beginning to end. it's what the intellectuals used to call "duck-speak". it's not real language it's a placid void of un-logic where your head dips a little upward and you simply recite rhetoric from subconscious memory with no clear connection between one topic and the next.

    • @tozomona
      @tozomona Před 4 lety +1

      People who still deny Trump is a racist...it's because they are racist.

  • @jbmlk
    @jbmlk Před 4 lety +72

    This reminds me of a Dave chappelle joke..."you ever hear something so racist you don't even get mad, you just go damn that's racist!" Is exactly how i felt

    • @vickirosstudor490
      @vickirosstudor490 Před 4 lety +2

      This. Spot on!

    • @bornagainliars7556
      @bornagainliars7556 Před 4 lety +3

      Same here. I’m not even shocked anymore.

    • @briannewsom2439
      @briannewsom2439 Před 4 lety

      jonathan kimbrough Trump didn’t say anything remotely racist. Stop lying And grow up

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Před 4 lety

      @@briannewsom2439 telling american citizens to "go back to their country" simy because they are POC and willing to call out his bullshit is pretty racist, its like telling Trump to go back to Germany (as opposed to bringing back 1938 Germany to the US)

    • @jbmlk
      @jbmlk Před 4 lety

      @@briannewsom2439 ok bud.

  • @MofongoJones
    @MofongoJones Před 4 lety +148

    Oh man, thank God Colbert is back. Those two weeks felt like 2 years.

  • @DeeDee97916
    @DeeDee97916 Před 4 lety +38

    Thank you Jesus for giving us Stephen Colbert during these dark, crazy times in this country! 🙌🏻🙏🏻 He always makes me laugh. 🤗

  • @tineve2002
    @tineve2002 Před 4 lety +35

    Imagine President Obama saying something similar to what Trump said. The right wing would have ordered his head on a pike apart from impeachment. What an embarrassment of a president. I hope election 2020 changes everything.

    • @KT-ki8ik
      @KT-ki8ik Před 4 lety +7

      Remember when Fox News raged at Obama for ordering his sandwich with Dijon Mustard, and now they're saying "collusion technically isn't against the law"

    • @bluemoon6380
      @bluemoon6380 Před 4 lety +3

      Fox faux news is such a joke

    • @bluemoon6380
      @bluemoon6380 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Ppep85 you are entitled to your opinion but on some level you have to know that just isn't true

    • @michelez715
      @michelez715 Před 4 lety

      Haven't seen any GOP condemnation of this. Once again, they show what a fundamentally racist party they are.

    • @jaxonmabry8608
      @jaxonmabry8608 Před 4 lety

      evelyn trump 2020 MAGA 😉🙃

  • @iVardensphere
    @iVardensphere Před 4 lety +2014

    Both of AOC'S parents were born in the US. One of Trump's was born in Scotland. Does this technically make her more American than him? 😉

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Před 4 lety +46

      😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans Před 4 lety +115

      By his standards yes

    • @naota3k
      @naota3k Před 4 lety +22

      Yes.

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 Před 4 lety +43

      iVardensphere By white supremacist standards, I’d say yes!

    • @matthartleyjr9180
      @matthartleyjr9180 Před 4 lety +13

      well the way America rules .... yes it does but the way Trump's goes about things .... no

  • @Soonerblake007
    @Soonerblake007 Před 4 lety +2699

    That awkward moment when Ilhan Omar has been a US citizen longer than Melania...

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety +25

      That moment when you realize Ilan Omar has commited immigration fraud...

    • @orp0piru
      @orp0piru Před 4 lety +25

      @Blake B
      Moment? More like since 1995, 24 years.

    • @richietattersall2122
      @richietattersall2122 Před 4 lety +241

      @@QuantumPineapple PROVE IT, or SHUT THE F UP!!!!!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 4 lety +26

      Legit refugee

    • @nestoralves3050
      @nestoralves3050 Před 4 lety +20

      That moment when you puppets realize you are all puppets....probably never.

  • @offplanet740
    @offplanet740 Před 4 lety +20

    stephen: “i can say that... i can-“
    john: “... yeah but who wrote that...”
    love john’s low-key comments

  • @XhieLex
    @XhieLex Před 4 lety +71

    "They're in Congress, they are our government!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @timsgarage1861
      @timsgarage1861 Před 4 lety

      Aren't we lucky!

    • @subsoro8522
      @subsoro8522 Před 4 lety +1

      That's the embarrassing part they are the government and they hate this country!

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 Před 4 lety +2

      I'll take yer bait. How does working to improve our gummint, with all its faults, get characterized as hate? Maybe you conveniently forgot all the trash-talking of OUR government from candidate fat-donnie? Do better!

    • @timsgarage1861
      @timsgarage1861 Před 4 lety

      Jacques Blaque I'll be the first to answer. It's your opinion that these congresswomen are for making the country better. Let's be honest, they aren't filled with much positive words to say. If you think they aren't in it for their own pockets that's up to you. Same to be said about our president. Many think he's bettering our country. In many levels he may be. Honestly, he does say a lot of negative things. That's one of the reasons I don't like him. I think this country deserves better than what we currently have on both sides.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 Před 4 lety +1

      Historically (look it up) we've had lots of anti-sedition "movements". Groups not wanting to hear anything but cheers for THEIR admin. Like THEY'RE perfect. Yer a bit misdirected about "for their own pockets", ignoring wee-donnie's "tax reform" with associated deficit, benefiting him and the yachting set. Regardless, it's the right of congress-people to speak their minds representing their constituents. Donnie's not my president, thanks.

  • @peacefulwind6559
    @peacefulwind6559 Před 4 lety +261

    "These are dark times" and we have Stephen Colbert to brighten it for us.

    • @redsupersaiyan3120
      @redsupersaiyan3120 Před 4 lety +6

      Amen to that

    • @hiiro-xentral3171
      @hiiro-xentral3171 Před 4 lety +5

      Amen

    • @bullmoosevelt4495
      @bullmoosevelt4495 Před 4 lety

      Oh yeah, he sure showed the American people the light when he broke down on election night, that totally didn't cause a panic or anything, same can be said about every other media host with a similar job as his.

    • @andr0oS
      @andr0oS Před 4 lety

      Huh... still dark. Oh well.

    • @troelskristensen7448
      @troelskristensen7448 Před 4 lety

      No, the correct answer is, we have AOC, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Presley and Rashida Tlaib to brigthen the dark times. And Trump would never be in office if you didn't have corporate shills like Nancy Pelosi, who uses the issues of sexism, racism and homophobia as diversion, in order not to talk about the root of the problem, which is special interest groups and billionaires, who owns and undermines the democracy of America (including Trump off course).
      Colbert only mentions "they can't agree". Because the one part is pro-corruption (Pelosi, Trump and their cronies).

  • @philipcochran1972
    @philipcochran1972 Před 4 lety +64

    42%, wow. That's massive and also scary that so many people can be duped

    • @dalmal62m72
      @dalmal62m72 Před 4 lety +1

      Unfortunately, not all of them are duped. Many of these people also feel the way tRump does.

  • @annikathewitch3950
    @annikathewitch3950 Před 4 lety +74

    Is it just me, or have the amount of dots between connected tweets increased over the last 3 years?

    • @libradragon
      @libradragon Před 4 lety +3

      Trump thinks that Dot Dot Dot means that the Stock Market is UP, so, yes, the DOTS have increased. It is all delusional and quite absurd.

    • @tbh7244
      @tbh7244 Před 4 lety +1

      @Meg well i'm not christian so suck on that

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto Před 4 lety +3

      @Meg I worship Satan, but Trump is too terrible for me to stomach. I man has got to keep some standards.

    • @mmhetz1
      @mmhetz1 Před 4 lety +1

      NerdCraft 101 I think you are correct... he’s forgetting his train of thought... .. .... early signs of a declining demagogue with dementia,😱hahaha!

  • @jhill4874
    @jhill4874 Před 4 lety +344

    Yeah, they should go back to fix their own governments. Oh, wait, that's here.

    • @bluemoon6380
      @bluemoon6380 Před 4 lety +13

      And they are trying! trumplestilskin isn't

    • @demetriaquilonian9216
      @demetriaquilonian9216 Před 4 lety +8

      @@bluemoon6380 But, trump is most of the problem.

    • @ARKdeEREH
      @ARKdeEREH Před 4 lety +11

      And that means that he called his own government the most inept and corrupt in the world. It's not like we didn't know that already but it was still considerate of him to draw attention to his own government's shortcomings.

    • @timsgarage1861
      @timsgarage1861 Před 4 lety +2

      Aren't they wonderful. Wouldn't it be a great country if Omar was president. We would finally have someone with the American people in interests. Finally have a positive message. Someone to bring us all together. No more hate preaching from these other politicians. We can finally stop hearing about how great this economy is

    • @KillinWithKi11Roy
      @KillinWithKi11Roy Před 4 lety

      @@bluemoon6380 How so because I'll they done is badmouth other people, openly support terrorist groups, have been caught lying over and over again and have called for violence against anyone that doesn't fall in line, kind of like Nazis all while Trump has lowered unemployment strengthening relationships with other countries, push to expand domestic energy production and He has secured the release of 19 people, including 16 Americans, from foreign captivity. When Pastor Andrew Brunson was freed by Turkey, he became the 19th captive released thanks to Trump. Others include: four held by North Korea; an aid worker and her husband held by Egypt; three UCLA basketball players and a Texas businesswoman held by China; a couple and their three children held by the Taliban; a former CIA officer held by Portugal; and two citizens held by Venezuela. And unlike Barack Obama, Trump did it without releasing terrorist leaders or sending planeloads of cash to rogue regimes.
      So please tell me how these women are trying.

  • @theosher101
    @theosher101 Před 4 lety +388

    What?? Stephen is back!! Welcome back my friend.. My days were torture without you sir.. Much love from Jamaica 🇯🇲

    • @LisaLisa001
      @LisaLisa001 Před 4 lety +17

      Finally!! Someone who feels my pain!!! I can't stand it when he's gone. Like can they prepare us for this at least 5 weeks in advance? Maybe I could have postponed breaking up with my bf to a time where I would have more mental stimulus to compensate for the deadness inside.

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber Před 4 lety +10

      L K Same here! It felt like a WITHDRAWAL!

    • @wanderlust3292
      @wanderlust3292 Před 4 lety +8

      Same here!

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Před 4 lety +4

      Word

    • @s.vanmol-heuvels2812
      @s.vanmol-heuvels2812 Před 4 lety +2

      Same!

  • @BackyardEpicMovies
    @BackyardEpicMovies Před 4 lety +1058

    It feels like an age when Colbert is off the air.

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 Před 4 lety +173

    Leader of the rival gang--the Klan!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jenniferlawrence9473
      @jenniferlawrence9473 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah, that may be true, but I'm telling everyone now, as a Political Science major, Trump has the approval rating to win the presidency again and I think he will. Here's why. He has the same rating Bush, Clinton and Obama did at this time in their presidency, and they ALL won re-election. We're going to have to do a LOT more than poke fun at him on late night television. That means supporting WHOEVER his opposition is, even if we don't necessarily agree with everything they say. It's time to come together as a nation and oust this dictator and tyrant.

    • @bluemoon6380
      @bluemoon6380 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jenniferlawrence9473 well said truth Bravo! I'm with you! Vote Blue for who ever the Democratic candidate is

    • @campbellholt1220
      @campbellholt1220 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jenniferlawrence9473 how he is he a dictator or Tyrant? Hes actually bettered your country tho eveyone seems to miss that about him. I'm not trying to start a argument I'm just curious to know why you think that?

    • @richardsmart5532
      @richardsmart5532 Před 4 lety +3

      @Robert Carson If the choice was between Das Orange Anus or Kamala, you WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HER?
      Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY?

    • @l_shaun_bunds_l
      @l_shaun_bunds_l Před 4 lety

      @@jenniferlawrence9473 dirp

  • @shobvious
    @shobvious Před 4 lety +17

    "They ARE OUR GOVERNMENT". Stating the obvious, but it seems it needs to be said here lol.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 4 lety +941

    *_November 3rd, 2020_*
    America votes decisively to send Donald Trump back to the country club from which he came.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll Před 4 lety +28

      Nicely done.

    • @dr.trixiecp5651
      @dr.trixiecp5651 Před 4 lety +40

      fidorover and the WHOLE WORLD erupts in mass celebration!!!!🎉🎊✨🎶🎊

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Před 4 lety +19

      He was born in prison?

    • @wf6951
      @wf6951 Před 4 lety +41

      Flush the turd on November Third 2020!

    • @merbst
      @merbst Před 4 lety +21

      Back to Hell you mean.

  • @The_Green_Queen
    @The_Green_Queen Před 4 lety +55

    OWN that “Squad” nickname, warrior women!

  • @d.michaelmcbridedc1082
    @d.michaelmcbridedc1082 Před 4 lety +113

    It’s just a distraction from all the other playground crap he’s shoveling.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 Před 4 lety +13

    Oh god thank you Colbert for coming back. Thank you 🙏

  • @Aku-pm8cp
    @Aku-pm8cp Před 4 lety +533

    "he's the rival the leader of the rival gang, the klan."
    SHOTS FIRED!

    • @Hulkenbreak
      @Hulkenbreak Před 4 lety +21

      @TheTruthIsRacist LMAO the KLAN has chapter houses all over the south dumbass. Ever hear of David Duke? He's Besties with Trump.

    • @nilesbutler8638
      @nilesbutler8638 Před 4 lety +8

      ​@TheTruthIsRacist
      And Antifa beating or shoving armed proud boys is by far as much a problem as somebody driving a car into a protest, killing people, or somebody shooting up a synagogue killing a whole group of jewish citizens.
      Yeah. You are such a smart one.

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 Před 4 lety +6

      Squad shake brings all the racists to the yard!!!

    • @user-xw5xo3bv1n
      @user-xw5xo3bv1n Před 4 lety

      @James Irving fascinating. Tell me more, please, while i'd go take my pop-corn.

    • @TheHuxleyAgnostic
      @TheHuxleyAgnostic Před 4 lety

      @TheTruthIsRacist Yeah, let us know when Antifa has run over people with their vehicles, shot people in their churches, mosques, or synagogues, are involved in the rise of hate crimes and domestic terrorism.

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 Před 4 lety +89

    Way to go GOP!
    Letting Trump know there is *NO* limit to what he can say.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov Před 4 lety +17

      They’ve always been “party first” rather than “people first”.

    • @vickirosstudor490
      @vickirosstudor490 Před 4 lety +12

      Their balls have left the building.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat Před 4 lety

      @@artembentsionov That can be said of both parties.

  • @justinutube
    @justinutube Před 4 lety +6

    The best moment was when Colbert mentions the "Klan" and Batiste plays "Dixie" :)

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 Před 4 lety +100

    I know people find the “dot dot dot” hilarious, but I’m actually partial to Colbert’s speed reading through all the parenthetical parts.

  • @KimSearch865
    @KimSearch865 Před 4 lety +26

    “It’s a burrito of wrongness!”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭

  • @justaninja1
    @justaninja1 Před 4 lety +72

    In Texas they would call him "a special kind of stupid".

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines Před 4 lety +5

      Lol, bless his heart...

    • @Juiczey
      @Juiczey Před 4 lety +1

      Really because I last I heard Texas is American as American can get. I will gladly let all of the illegal immigrants that come across the Border in a non point of entry stay in your town just so you could see what it's like. If you're curious you can look up other countries that I've tried to do the same thing and let everybody in and see what happens. FYI look up Germany and in particular Paris France. Do your research you're welcome let me know what you think after you see the kind of chaos that letting anyone and everyone have asylum in your country does. When you get run out of your own home town let me know I might have a tent for you to sleep in my backyard

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye Před 4 lety +12

      @@Juiczey Texan right here. And yes we call Trump a special kind of stupid.

    • @jlj5487
      @jlj5487 Před 4 lety +5

      Asher Tye
      Yes! Temporarily-Out-of-State Texan here!
      He’s definitely a special kind of stupid.

    • @marcelvondermassen3262
      @marcelvondermassen3262 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Juiczey I'm from Germany. We are totally fine here. Crime rate is low, economy is so strong, people from whole of Europe coming to us. We have so much work, that there are not enough people to do it. And by the way, we have only a ninth of the US rate of people per 100.000 in prison. Another number: police officers in Germany killed about 500 people. In the US. it was 1150... As you are a smart boy, you could say: BUT we have four times the number of people in the US, so wer are fine! You're completely right. But the number for the US was just 2017. The number of Germany was 1952-2014!!

  • @rthetruthful
    @rthetruthful Před 4 lety +61

    6:37 *Did they seriously splice in “Hat” during his monologue??* 😂😂😂

    • @Benrad524
      @Benrad524 Před 4 lety +11

      Ya. Im trying to figure out what he actually said but I'm not sure.

    • @melodybarta2837
      @melodybarta2837 Před 4 lety

      Yeah what was that??

    • @rthetruthful
      @rthetruthful Před 4 lety +1

      BenRad524 me too lol

    • @ardel-4964
      @ardel-4964 Před 4 lety +2

      What did he originally say lol

    • @scarsunseen24
      @scarsunseen24 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ardel-4964 i need to know, helppp

  • @reforest4fertility
    @reforest4fertility Před 4 lety +3

    "...they can go back to Copsylvania" -- LMAO!!

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 Před 4 lety +268

    So the person whose slogan is literally a complaint about the US is telling other people they should leave if they don't like it.

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 4 lety

      Huh? What slogan? ..MAGA? MAGA was his slogan before being elected. Now that he's president MAGA has obviously come to fruition.

    • @GavW316
      @GavW316 Před 4 lety +35

      @@water5000 he obviously means Trump ran on criticising America (otherwise why would you need to make it great again?) which he now deems "anti American". Also... it coming to fruition is quite frankly hilarious the country is an absolute mess and getting worse due to Trump's policies or lack thereof...

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan Před 4 lety +8

      @Winesap2 you're so right.

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius Před 4 lety +13

      @@water5000 The only sense in which "MAGA has obvious come to fruition" is "Make America Groan Again"!

    • @Spwoeowos
      @Spwoeowos Před 4 lety

      he's proud of this country while these women are suggesting the country was never great and that we're horrible

  • @Lopezzz619
    @Lopezzz619 Před 4 lety +261

    Thank God you're back! We missed you Stephen!

    • @wf6951
      @wf6951 Před 4 lety

      Who is?

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans Před 4 lety +1

      Unfitproduct Airborne
      The show was on a 2 week hiatus

    • @jenniferayling275
      @jenniferayling275 Před 4 lety

      How could he be worse? Dumb dolt

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety

      There's an understatement! At least we had Jimmy Kimmel, gods bless him.

  • @israelguadarrama4268
    @israelguadarrama4268 Před 4 lety +306

    I love the diversity in this beautiful country let's be humans not racist

    • @billtierney2201
      @billtierney2201 Před 4 lety +6

      According to Pressley, you can only be black if you think like her. If not, you have to trade it in.

    • @1969ryson
      @1969ryson Před 4 lety +7

      I am so tired of hearing about diversity. Diversity has no bearing on how good or bad our country is. Its the quality of people that matter not diversity and unlike on the left I dont care where you come from, whats between your legs, what color your skin is or who you sleep with.

    • @MultiNutterbutter
      @MultiNutterbutter Před 4 lety +4

      @@1969ryson Diversity is the single cause for our country being great though. . . it's no surprise that diversity is one of the most important qualities most american citizens look for.

    • @crazytech5755
      @crazytech5755 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/Vj9IxVlLRl0/video.html I wonder about this Hahahahahaha.
      You people are so easily manipulated hahahahahaha.
      Look at these tools. They condem it completely, and then when shown it's obama's words and actions, and shows during this time of Obama he deported more than Trump they get quiet, and still say he's worse and can't talk hahaha.
      This is the pure comedy, I'm laughing so hard! I can't believe how dough headed this generation is. I wonder if CERN actually pulled off mind control waves hahahaha.
      HAHAHAHAHA!!! You're a joke ROFL!! I'm in tears this is so funny.

    • @georgepope4924
      @georgepope4924 Před 4 lety

      SO TRUE.

  • @simplethings3730
    @simplethings3730 Před 4 lety +59

    I think what Trump was actually implying was that Ted Cruz should go back to Canada.

    • @Navi1057
      @Navi1057 Před 4 lety +4

      David barnes stuff 2 Hmmm talk like that makes me want a southern boarder wall in Canada.

    • @dethbass66
      @dethbass66 Před 4 lety +2

      God forbid

    • @elizabethr.9359
      @elizabethr.9359 Před 4 lety

      I’m down for that

    • @gmbligh-shuck8989
      @gmbligh-shuck8989 Před 4 lety +7

      Sorry we don't want him....thanks anyway. :P

    • @gmbligh-shuck8989
      @gmbligh-shuck8989 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Navi1057 A wall against Trump I would petition and vote for that...we have a Trump tower in Vancouver, the citizens there were trying to have his name removed off the building.

  • @lexh.5225
    @lexh.5225 Před 4 lety +20

    Those two weeks were WAY too long, we need you Stephen! You're making this administration at least a bit more bearable!

  • @gersonperez3781
    @gersonperez3781 Před 4 lety +101

    Colbert is finally back, that's the best news of the day!

    • @williegrowit6181
      @williegrowit6181 Před 4 lety +1

      That was a long 2 weeks

    • @Juiczey
      @Juiczey Před 4 lety

      This just in people who eat charcoal because they think it's good for them are fucking idiots because it takes nutrients out of your body so you can't absorb it. This news fact is a thousand times better than any biased news Colbert has reported in the last year

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat Před 4 lety

      @@Juiczey You know what other group of people are mentally challenged? People who voluntarily click on videos featuring a person and/or topic they claim to vehemently dislike. Besides wasting their own time, they're helping the allegedly disliked person and his channel by adding to the channel's viewing figures.

  • @chrismanuel9768
    @chrismanuel9768 Před 4 lety +57

    Born in America. Trump: GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
    yeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @TheWillimusin
      @TheWillimusin Před 4 lety

      That's not even close to what he said and you know it.

    • @lait3967
      @lait3967 Před 4 lety +10

      @@TheWillimusin "go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came"
      But that's pretty close, no?

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 Před 4 lety +6

      @@TheWillimusin Yeah that's really damn close.

    • @carlosespinoza9195
      @carlosespinoza9195 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TheWillimusin I would love to know what he said. All we have is what he said but if you have a better insight for his comments. Enlighten us.

  • @JessieJordan
    @JessieJordan Před 4 lety +2

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾...also happy you’re back to restore some peace and sanity

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 Před 4 lety +88

    Stephen is back and my favourite daht daht daht has returned. We've missed you Stephen don't ever leave us again

  • @zoomdaddyo
    @zoomdaddyo Před 4 lety +589

    "Weak minds and leaders challenge loyalty, to our country, in order to avoid challenging and debating the policy." -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    • @rh9793
      @rh9793 Před 4 lety +37

      I love that you got that quote by her. She truly represents our nation living out the true meaning of its creed. I just love her. Brilliant and bright future for America with leaders like her and the other 3 impressive . No silver spoons in their mouths . It took hard work and commitment

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 4 lety +13

      @@rh9793
      Yes. Isn't she wonderful? Her approval ratings are constantly dropping.

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 Před 4 lety +42

      @@water5000 So, you're saying that doing things that are popular is more important than doing things that are right.
      Interesting hypothesis and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +14

      You know by his attacks that orange Hitler here was convicted.

    • @nilesbutler8638
      @nilesbutler8638 Před 4 lety +13

      @@water5000
      And the billionaire-controlled propaganda machine that is american media - shooting at her nonstop for years now - has nothing to do with it, I´m sure.
      Being called an ISIS-sympathiser by the president on national TV has no effect that isnt grounded in real policy. Yeah. So smart.

  • @merelvallo3503
    @merelvallo3503 Před 4 lety +1

    I admit, I watched this episode 3 times. Brilliant. Thank you, Mr.Colbert!

  • @zizimugen4470
    @zizimugen4470 Před 4 lety +16

    6:40 "This cool red hat" is what I heard, but "This cool red _____" is what I saw.

    • @michaelwallis6952
      @michaelwallis6952 Před 4 lety +2

      What did he actually say? Who reads lips?

    • @zizimugen4470
      @zizimugen4470 Před 4 lety

      @@michaelwallis6952 Many people who are not you or me can read lips with varying degrees of accuracy based on how well they can.

  • @wf6951
    @wf6951 Před 4 lety +308

    Flush the Turd on November Third 2020.

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety +3

      You wish! Theres going to be 4 more years baby!

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety +1

      @Alex Mullins no evidence tho

    • @iainmaclean3879
      @iainmaclean3879 Před 4 lety +4

      the best thing is that cos the name Donald originates from the latin dominus meaning lord and trump is british slang for a fart his name could be read as Lord of the Farts

    • @omalor
      @omalor Před 4 lety +1

      You mean November turd!

    • @sieekakhan6761
      @sieekakhan6761 Před 4 lety

      @@QuantumPineapple if that happens you better be ready because y'all will be dead there by then

  • @chahzieronin5772
    @chahzieronin5772 Před 4 lety +82

    The Squad obviously pisses Trump off. Keep it up, so he shows us more of the real Donald Trump.

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 4 lety

      +Young Chahzie
      Well yeah, because he sees them as entitled children who hates America. Wasn't that his point?

    • @29slowjoe
      @29slowjoe Před 4 lety +11

      @@water5000 Entitled children?😂😂 Noone was born into entitlement more than Dotard Donny.
      That makes his point really stupid and hypocritical.

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 4 lety

      ​@@29slowjoe
      I don't think you understand the definition of the word "entitled" so here it is:
      "believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment"
      There's a difference between being born with money and thinking you deserve special treatment because of your race/gender/identity.

    • @29slowjoe
      @29slowjoe Před 4 lety

      @@water5000
      You mean like this?
      "I now support reparations -- Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup," Jerry Falwell Jr., a conservative religious leader and Trump ally, tweeted in a message reposted by the president.
      Trump echoed Falwell's sentiment in a pair of tweets an hour later, writing online: "Despite the tremendous success that I have had as President, including perhaps the greatest ECONOMY and most successful first two years of any President in history, they have stollen two years of my (our) Presidency (Collusion Delusion) that we will never be able to get back."
      Trump literally felt entitled to two extra yearscas president.😂
      I don't think you understand how dumb and delusional Trump is.

    • @29slowjoe
      @29slowjoe Před 4 lety

      @@water5000
      How about the time Trump literally said he is entitled to positive coverage from the New York times because he is from Queens and he is probably the greatest president ever. (Yup he said that)

  • @eugeniusgentapradana8256
    @eugeniusgentapradana8256 Před 4 lety +3

    Welcome back Stephen!!
    We miss you!!

  • @vejit
    @vejit Před 4 lety +2

    I love how they added "hat" later and it's like
    "Besides Aliens even gave me this cool red (HAT!) that says "yum yum"." 😂😂😂

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd Před 4 lety +80

    Steeeeeeeepheeeeeeen! Please dont take such long breaks. We get lonely without you.

    • @matthartleyjr9180
      @matthartleyjr9180 Před 4 lety +2

      It is amazing isn't it .... We knew tonight's monologue was going to be good but what Trump's comments made Stephen's opening even better with Trump's sick tweets

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety

      And all the hosts went on vacation as well! Yikes!

    • @nealmceneaney3771
      @nealmceneaney3771 Před 4 lety

      🤢

    • @matthartleyjr9180
      @matthartleyjr9180 Před 4 lety

      @@nealmceneaney3771 what don't enjoy real comedy

    • @nealmceneaney3771
      @nealmceneaney3771 Před 4 lety

      Matt Hartley Jr I have NO problem with Colbert. It’s the ‘We love you Stephen’, Brigade that make me queasy. He ain’t reading this.

  • @sirc0dy
    @sirc0dy Před 4 lety +24

    Interesting, people (including myself) are laughing and cheering before he makes the joke. That is how you know you are hosting a successful show.

  • @Milanova460
    @Milanova460 Před 4 lety +1

    ....
    The squad has to fight the gang!!

  • @triciaroy
    @triciaroy Před 4 lety +7

    “The leader of the rival gang, the Klan.” LOL

  • @victoria9590
    @victoria9590 Před 4 lety +398

    "Inept" A new word learnt by Trump courtesy of the UK Ambassador. 🇬🇧

    • @surfactantivist8461
      @surfactantivist8461 Před 4 lety +28

      And how long before Trump starts saying: "I'm a very, very ept person... No one is more ept than me and my eptness!"? :)

    • @juliewake4585
      @juliewake4585 Před 4 lety +1

      donna unfortunately he’s had to resign because Boris didn’t like it.

    • @gmbligh-shuck8989
      @gmbligh-shuck8989 Před 4 lety +3

      Yup....he had to have a tantrum first before the word sank into his tiny brain.

    • @CharliWrites
      @CharliWrites Před 4 lety +1

      Hahah I was thinking the exact same thing!!

    • @victoria9590
      @victoria9590 Před 4 lety +10

      To learn
      verb
      past tense: learnt; past participle: learnt
      gain or acquire knowledge of or skill in (something) by study, experience, or being taught.

  • @BarberM
    @BarberM Před 4 lety +88

    He is dangerous and becoming bolder. Let's us wake up and smell the coffee folks.

    • @surfactantivist8461
      @surfactantivist8461 Před 4 lety +2

      Bolder, or getting in a panic?

    • @erickt2665
      @erickt2665 Před 4 lety +3

      You sure it’s coffee?? Because It smells like shit

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 4 lety +1

      +Barber Mike
      Huh? Dafuq you mean by "becoming bolder"? Trump has always been this way.

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 Před 4 lety

      Wake up and smell the covfefe!!!😂😂😂💗🇺🇸

    • @user-up3iq2gp3b
      @user-up3iq2gp3b Před 4 lety

      Theres no fresh coffee. Wake up and smell the pile of shit that trump created lmao

  • @pamelacoles4634
    @pamelacoles4634 Před 4 lety +1

    I love the “ Squad “!!!! Go to it ladies!

  • @danielwaugh2215
    @danielwaugh2215 Před 4 lety +5

    Everyone should realise we all came from somewhere and moved about all over the world throughout history.

  • @Gundam4
    @Gundam4 Před 4 lety +21

    Welcome back Colbert we missed you

  • @EchoBravo370
    @EchoBravo370 Před 4 lety +17

    I firmly believe we will see DT standing in the dock of the SDNY court house in an orange jumpsuit soon.

    • @MsSheilasheilasheila
      @MsSheilasheilasheila Před 4 lety +1

      How will you know hes wearing a jumpsuit??? hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety

      That glorious day will be at least 2 years away, sigh...

    • @piotrswat169
      @piotrswat169 Před 4 lety

      EC it will never come Trump as ex president gets secret service protection FOR LIFE.
      There is no way he will see a day in prison,same as cardinal Ratzinger.

    • @tthappyrock368
      @tthappyrock368 Před 4 lety

      Make it so!

  • @waynekane619
    @waynekane619 Před 4 lety +50

    Can they fix the government they would be sent back to, like the US government in Washington?

  • @TooLooze
    @TooLooze Před 4 lety

    They're UNITED!~! They've all agreed to do nothing.

  • @KuzarHorche
    @KuzarHorche Před 4 lety +8

    I'm so embarrassed. Do you realize we can't really leave the country right now as Americans without getting shit from the locals wherever we go?

  • @musikerman52
    @musikerman52 Před 4 lety +304

    They are young, talented, intelligent, beautiful women - it's freaking him out!

    • @zeusmasterson4117
      @zeusmasterson4117 Před 4 lety +10

      musikerman52 Well, he’s the complete opposite of that!

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 4 lety +3

      They also have extremely low approval ratings.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready Před 4 lety +17

      musikerman52 Especially the "intelligent women" part. "Young and beautiful" he likes. "Intelligent woman" freaks him out.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready Před 4 lety +13

      water5000 Among people who voted for trump. Duh. But even trump's not doing so well among a growing number of people who voted for him.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +8

      Not to mention another color!

  • @JacquesLapeyre
    @JacquesLapeyre Před 4 lety +2

    faint glow of tinder. That joke deserved more of a laugh.

  • @literallymike_
    @literallymike_ Před 4 lety +1

    Mr. Colbert's suits never miss. This tie/suit combo is on point here.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +43

    That's it, Dems! Stand united, and we can more easily defeat this monstrosity! Also, stay safe to everyone in Louisiana.

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 Před 4 lety +1

      Courage Karnga while I cannot stand Nanci polosi for her corrupt politics, they really need to unite. This is becoming beyond stupid at this point at how broken the Democrats are. Mainly why Republicans will always win, because they unite.

  • @user-up3iq2gp3b
    @user-up3iq2gp3b Před 4 lety +162

    The sad part is, this isnt the worst thats yet to come.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah the closer we get to the election the crazier it's going to get

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety +1

      @@AmbyJeans the craziest part is when Trump wins again!

    • @hitreset0291
      @hitreset0291 Před 4 lety +7

      @@QuantumPineapple Does this mean that ICE is going to deport Twump and his lot back to Assholeistan???

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety +3

      @@hitreset0291 no it means hes going to be pres for 4 more years

    • @charlieortiz5399
      @charlieortiz5399 Před 4 lety +3

      @@QuantumPineapple No it means him and his ilk can avoid prison for four more years.

  • @skylarmccready
    @skylarmccready Před 4 lety +1

    Thank goodness you're back! My funny bone hasn't been tickled in two weeks lol

  • @Bernard-John
    @Bernard-John Před 4 lety

    very funny nice one steve,welcome back,you were missed,greetings from rotterdam,holland.

  • @Babywyde
    @Babywyde Před 4 lety +25

    Can you stop taking breaks, we don’t get any.

    • @piglette0928
      @piglette0928 Před 4 lety

      Very Opinionated I i missed him... no more breaks !

  • @sneakybunny2165
    @sneakybunny2165 Před 4 lety +16

    As a Canadian that gets all my news about the USA from Stephen and Seth I have to say I've enjoyed 2 weeks of not wanting to punch an entire country but I also missed my boys .... hmmm.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans Před 4 lety +7

      May I join you in wanting to punch my country? These people are driving me nuts

  • @guardianhunter9608
    @guardianhunter9608 Před 4 lety

    I wish I can give this stream of truth more than a single thumbs up

  • @analmf1210
    @analmf1210 Před 4 lety

    Exactly, that’s what he answered.
    Good one Stephen, very precise.

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 Před 4 lety +614

    ''He's the rival the leader of the rival gang, the klan.''
    It's funny because it's true!

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 Před 4 lety +7

      jeck jeck
      Hes not a leader - and to say he is is mildly dangerous because the klan likes outrageous claims because it actually draws attention away from issues- makes people think “well thats not true, so I’ll ignore what ever the point is”
      The big issue is that the white nationalist see him as “on their side”, he speaks their lingo unknowingly or knowingly is anyone’s guess and thus normalizes their message.
      Making actual racism seem like nothing interesting. Trying to wrap hate speech as free speech.
      If you look on their message boards, the more organized ones, they are talking about how having people like him in power getting all the attention helps them. Letting them make headway, while he’s attacked they can get away with more. Moving the bar of speech closer to their goals.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 Před 4 lety +12

      @@m.ivyluna4632
      Not gonna happen. Their pathetic attempts of normalizing their repulsive existence, it is doomed to fail.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 Před 4 lety +26

      @TheTruthIsRacist
      Said the guy named truth is racist:/ KKK is a real threat to US and democracy, and needs to be eradicated.

    • @Chief2Moon
      @Chief2Moon Před 4 lety +17

      TheTruthIsRacist Your name illustrates your idiocy...thanks for confirming our perceptions of you.

    • @ialone7487
      @ialone7487 Před 4 lety +3

      jeck jeck the Klan was all Democrats. That's why no one wants to HANG out with them.

  • @bezaad
    @bezaad Před 4 lety +358

    Trump: 'Go back to your country if you are going to criticize me for being corrupt and criminal.'

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Před 4 lety +16

      All he does is criticise people who criticise him. It's a paradox of buffoonery

    • @a_random_hollow
      @a_random_hollow Před 4 lety

      @@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 its working...

    • @jkees6751
      @jkees6751 Před 4 lety +1

      I think he probably criticizes people like Omar because she marries her brother to get around immigration laws. Last month Omar agreed to repay thousands of dollars after the Minnesota Campain Finance Board found she filled tax returns claiming she was married to one man when she was married to another. Not to mention Trump is pro-America and she's known for anti-American rhetoric like the netroots nation clip where she admits to being anti-American and said she's ashamed to live in it's hypocrisy. He also criticizes AOC for comparing the border crisis to concentration camps, ya know? Like from ww2?! Or he criticizes the MSM for being nothing but negative coverage and pushing a collusion narrative for 3 years. Or he criticizes big tech giants for violating people's 1st amendment and censoring people in an attempt to control the narrative and meddle in the upcoming 2020 election. So to be fair, I think that's a few reasons why he criticizes. Honestly, I wouldn't mind living in a country where the left and the right could get along regardless of political disagreements and not be divided and turned on each other by the fake MSM, fake social media, Antifa, and fake propagnda like Colbert.

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Před 4 lety

      @@a_random_hollow But at what cost?? At whaaat kkkooosttt?!¿

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Před 4 lety +8

      @@jkees6751 TRUMP IS NOT PRO-AMERICA

  • @lutemule
    @lutemule Před 4 lety +1

    You would fired at work for saying that.

  • @IcyAuron
    @IcyAuron Před 4 lety

    So glad to have you back, Colbert!

  • @mandufagbemi2131
    @mandufagbemi2131 Před 4 lety +24

    Yassssssssssa. You always deliver Stephen Colbert. Thanks for bringing sanity

  • @charathcutestory
    @charathcutestory Před 4 lety +47

    “who are these policemen policing what we’re doing?! If they don’t like our drinking and driving they should go back to Copsylvania!”

  • @mrscruffy8045
    @mrscruffy8045 Před 4 lety +74

    Please, just dont even think about sending Mr. Drumpf back to Germany.

    • @patj5330
      @patj5330 Před 4 lety +6

      Mr Scruffy Aw Shucks, you won’t take him back? Please, pretty please.

    • @gmbligh-shuck8989
      @gmbligh-shuck8989 Před 4 lety

      LOL

    • @erichardric4795
      @erichardric4795 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't blame you. Personally, I think we should send him to the moon.

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh, I like to think about it, but it likely wouldn't happen. When his grandfather went back to Germany they refused to allow that draft-dodger to stay and instead deported him! Why would they want a 2nd tRump draft dodger?

    • @hendellconcepcion5320
      @hendellconcepcion5320 Před 4 lety +4

      yeah... I heard they don't want Nazis over there anymore

  • @crkproductions5000
    @crkproductions5000 Před 4 lety +20

    Send “Melanie” back.

  • @abderrahmanlahkaimi6221
    @abderrahmanlahkaimi6221 Před 4 lety +8

    "He is the leader of the rival gang...the Klan" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bullittcrazy
    @bullittcrazy Před 4 lety +93

    "Make America racist again" is what those red hats really should have said.

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety +1

      @Lumis Sappier you cant read if you think that

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 Před 4 lety +2

      It already was, I'm afraid. Trump just dragged the ugliest elements of our country out into the light and embraced it.

    • @Japanthewoman
      @Japanthewoman Před 4 lety +3

      @@QuantumPineapple She said *should have*. Maybe you're the one who can't read.

    • @tyrilian
      @tyrilian Před 4 lety +1

      So now we know what the first 4 letters in Mar-a-Lago stand for. Any guesses for the l.a.g.o. ? I'm thinking "Love the American Great Orange"

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple Před 4 lety

      @@Japanthewoman I did respond to the original comment dumbass

  • @frankielopez2499
    @frankielopez2499 Před 4 lety

    so awesome to see u again Stephen.

  • @jsusanlancaster
    @jsusanlancaster Před 4 lety +1

    Hell yeah! ❤️ you Colbert!

  • @thundafromdownunda8340
    @thundafromdownunda8340 Před 4 lety +81

    He's back!! Mr colbert, I have missed you IMMENSELY! I'm just sorry you have to come back to the latest bigoted tirade from the mouldy mango 😭

  • @lynnshort1635
    @lynnshort1635 Před 4 lety +18

    Dude we really needed your touch of sanity this eve. Thank the Gods you're back.

  • @killeing
    @killeing Před 4 lety

    Dont you EVER make me go more than 2 weeks without one of your videos EVER AGAIN!!!

  • @marceybull
    @marceybull Před 4 lety

    "Personal best .... at being the worst."

  • @mariesia3449
    @mariesia3449 Před 4 lety +49

    Stephen, you know you're not allowed to take long breaks. It gets insane-r without you! 😁

    • @duff3879kazak
      @duff3879kazak Před 4 lety +1

      marie sia AAAAAMEN TO THAT!!!

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 4 lety +2

      Imagine being in his shoes and commenting on the daily dribble that comes from POTUS. He needs time off more than anyone

  • @Hellgrinde
    @Hellgrinde Před 4 lety +15

    Where the fudge have you been stephen?! Dont leave me alone like that again! I NEED you!!

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 4 lety

      'Daily' shows like this should have a John Oliver they can put on to cover in breaks.. Unfortunately JOs need replacing every year as they go on to host their own bigger shows.

  • @caffeinated_lady5535
    @caffeinated_lady5535 Před 4 lety

    That suit and tie combo is a winner!

  • @mikemaximus3689
    @mikemaximus3689 Před 4 lety +88

    Welcome back, Stephen - you make America bearable again! "Trump....can go to hell!" ROFL!

  • @cbbgenki4315
    @cbbgenki4315 Před 4 lety +37

    WELCOME BACK!!! I was getting withdrawal symptoms.

    • @eugeneaxe
      @eugeneaxe Před 4 lety +1

      Same here.

    • @hypernorm4802
      @hypernorm4802 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too (no pun intended)

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN Před 4 lety

      @Joseph Gillespie Either a Russian troll, or someone who doesn't know how to spell properly. Either way, reported.

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 Před 4 lety +195

    Send your wife back where she came from and you go with her!
    Leave Barron with Tiffany and her mom!

    • @swanky_yuropean7514
      @swanky_yuropean7514 Před 4 lety +15

      Nooo... Haven't we Europeans suffert enough.

    • @lunab8775
      @lunab8775 Před 4 lety +9

      I don't think her country would let him in. Honestly I'm not sure what country would. Maybe Russia...?? Or North Korea...?? Maybe??

    • @judetunes1893
      @judetunes1893 Před 4 lety

      Melania is from Slovenian.

    • @donaldrider2477
      @donaldrider2477 Před 4 lety +1

      God bless trump

    • @michaelscott8567
      @michaelscott8567 Před 4 lety

      His wife didn't marry her brother to by pass immigration laws, like Omar did. The sickest thing is, they consummated their marriage.

  • @vanillathunder3024
    @vanillathunder3024 Před 4 lety +27

    Lol...Jon busted out “Dixie” on the piano when the klan is mentioned. Pretty funny...

    • @KatieRaeRae
      @KatieRaeRae Před 4 lety +1

      I bet he gets shit for that. But it was hilarious.

  • @delmanglar
    @delmanglar Před 4 lety

    That's the point. Leaders are uniting by contracting their own previous arguments, so they loose appeal.

  • @5pctLowBattery
    @5pctLowBattery Před 4 lety +34

    Dot dot dot...dot dot dot 😂 we missed you Stephen 😘

    • @soccerruben1
      @soccerruben1 Před 4 lety

      That always got me! :)

    • @amazedsatsuma
      @amazedsatsuma Před 4 lety +1

      Colbert has ruin ellipsis for me with that running joke to the point I am mindful whenever I think of using them >.

  • @KimSearch865
    @KimSearch865 Před 4 lety +136

    I missed you soo much Stephen!! Don’t leave me like that again!! Not while the space occupier is still in the WH!! 😳

  • @beewitch5569
    @beewitch5569 Před 4 lety

    So glad you're back!!

  • @sallybowles2781
    @sallybowles2781 Před 4 lety +1

    thank God it s back, I missed you Stephen Colbert