Nish Kumar - Getting Arrested in America

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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2022
  • #NishKumar taking about a major cultural difference between the US and England.
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Komentáře • 155

  • @saffodils
    @saffodils Před 8 měsíci +6

    as an american, i anticipated the final punchline, but it still got me-too real!

  • @llydrsn
    @llydrsn Před 2 lety +56

    That twist at the end though 😂🤣

  • @PlotTwists
    @PlotTwists Před 2 lety +14

    AHAHAHAHHAHAHA nicely done

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 Před 17 dny

    I'd have said "Can you put me in the drunk tank? Same cell as Shane McGowan was in? I don't care if it was a fairy tale or not, I need to say I've been there."

  • @somebloke2238
    @somebloke2238 Před rokem +5

    "Land of the free'

  • @charliespinoza1966
    @charliespinoza1966 Před 3 měsíci +2

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 Před 2 lety +17

    It's odd which Kumar videos are full of negative comments and which ones are all 'SO BRILLIANT, GENIUS, NISH IS A LEDGE'. It's the big, live at the Apollo ones that get all the Nish lovers.

  • @hh-wg3zw
    @hh-wg3zw Před měsícem

    I really like Nish and I think he is a genius…

  • @jgq2881
    @jgq2881 Před rokem +2

    I would've liked to hear what happened after he told a NY cop we {Brits] feel that way about guns.

  • @jonelrender3260
    @jonelrender3260 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Cullinun diamond came from South Africa.

  • @kasaitenma5546
    @kasaitenma5546 Před 10 měsíci +10

    I loved nish on taskmaster and now that I know how much he triggers ring wingers I think he's even funnier

    • @BigAlCapwn
      @BigAlCapwn Před 9 měsíci +5

      If only he could trigger people to laugh

  • @SwannReid1010
    @SwannReid1010 Před 2 lety +9

    😄👍

  • @markboyd1319
    @markboyd1319 Před 2 lety +2

    Also you can't drink in the street in Glasgow for the obvious reasons.

  • @TR41N_OF_THOU9HT
    @TR41N_OF_THOU9HT Před 2 lety +2

    Las Vegas is the only place legal to drink in the street.

    • @karatekevlar
      @karatekevlar Před 2 lety +3

      New Orleans…

    • @TR41N_OF_THOU9HT
      @TR41N_OF_THOU9HT Před 2 lety +1

      @@karatekevlar can you drink in the street all over the city or just the French quarter? In Vegas you can only drink in public on the strip.

  • @Amaling
    @Amaling Před rokem +7

    Huge respect for standing his ground in the face of the boos, it was damn clever too
    No, it should not be normal to just have a handgun with you outside of shooting ranges a security field of work etc. There should not be a culture of throwing some shit in your basketball shorts pocket to create the threat of a gun

  • @marineboy6033
    @marineboy6033 Před 2 lety +15

    There seem to be quite a few videos of Nish Kumar on youtube - can anyone point me at some clips that are actually funny - just one clip would do as I can't find any..... however I did enjoy the bread roll video but I don't think that was part of Nish's script.....

  • @Phantom-mk4kp
    @Phantom-mk4kp Před 2 měsíci +3

    Nish Boxticker

  • @jameskelly5314
    @jameskelly5314 Před rokem +1

    Him, maisie adam and rosie jones should bolt, they spoil every show they go on

  • @w1ngnutred201
    @w1ngnutred201 Před 2 lety +2

    Funny guy.................

  • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
    @WilliamSmith-mx6ze Před 3 měsíci

    Wait! Is Nish Kumar brown? I didn't know; he's never mentioned it before?

    • @stefrost4029
      @stefrost4029 Před měsícem +1

      He didn't mention it in this. You did though. Hmm, I wonder why.

  • @OrphansCorpse
    @OrphansCorpse Před 2 lety +13

    Literally no jokes told.

    • @DanielSilva-gf4kk
      @DanielSilva-gf4kk Před 11 měsíci +4

      You should Google the words ' literally ' and joke. You're welcome.😏

    • @OrphansCorpse
      @OrphansCorpse Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@DanielSilva-gf4kk original joke from someone who finds this guy funny...

  • @Phantom-mk4kp
    @Phantom-mk4kp Před 2 měsíci +3

    As a Brit, i find this so embarrassing

    • @stefrost4029
      @stefrost4029 Před měsícem

      *As a racist
      Per your other comments. You seem a bit obsessed too. Can smell gammon...

  • @warrio44
    @warrio44 Před 2 měsíci +4

    It’s a talent to be this unfunny but still manage to get through 5 minutes without getting punched. Hats off Nish 👍👌

    • @LarsTragel-zh7ei
      @LarsTragel-zh7ei Před měsícem

      Which rathole did they dig this bore out?

    • @warrio44
      @warrio44 Před měsícem

      @@LarsTragel-zh7ei I see his fans are just as cringe 😬 😂👋

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn Před 2 lety +8

    This guy sounds a little bit like John Oliver 😂😂 Love it😊

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Před 2 lety

      They both come from a podcast called The Bugle from the UK. Its specialty is biting satire. It's run by Andy Zaltzman, who literally looks like Bozo the Clown.

    • @karatekevlar
      @karatekevlar Před 2 lety

      They both suck

    • @lookandlisten5740
      @lookandlisten5740 Před 2 lety +1

      There is a slight difference..other than the obvious. Which is Oliver is occasionally funny.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 Před rokem

      They both look vaguely rat-like as well.

  • @Plus_P_Plus
    @Plus_P_Plus Před 2 lety +8

    This guy is hilarious

  • @AkashChauhan-fl5ou
    @AkashChauhan-fl5ou Před 2 lety

    What's the last bit
    I didn't got it.(as I'm not Brit,by that Statement are Brit violent or non violent)

    • @PlotTwists
      @PlotTwists Před 2 lety +7

      In countries other than America (and Mexico) ... it's illegal to carry or own firearms

    • @mickyvionsellinas6743
      @mickyvionsellinas6743 Před 2 lety +5

      he s just not funny , simle as that , he s antti fun , literally . like rubbish in the US ! hes been sacked so good riddance ...

    • @jintsfan
      @jintsfan Před 2 lety +1

      We take that attitude to hand guns ?
      Dense Fanny’s statement fell flat.

    • @johnlewis9158
      @johnlewis9158 Před 2 lety

      If i had my way i would lock the embarrassingly unfunny Nish Kumar up and throw away the key for his crimes against comedy. Indeed i have migraines and toothaches that funnier than Nish Kumar

  • @jillsomething1995
    @jillsomething1995 Před 2 lety +9

    Painful

  • @martinprice8935
    @martinprice8935 Před měsícem

    It this what passes for comedy now? Surely that was someone just try to make a load of political points badly?

  • @Phantom-mk4kp
    @Phantom-mk4kp Před 2 měsíci +1

    You have to give him credit for carrying on, or is he just so thick skinned that he doesn't recognise that no one is laughing

  • @jackcogi9586
    @jackcogi9586 Před 2 lety +6

    did they throw bread and boo because thats enough to set him off

  • @jintsfan
    @jintsfan Před 2 lety +6

    Hands up all those here following the own where he got booed off ? FAF

  • @PhilipCrozet888
    @PhilipCrozet888 Před 2 lety +11

    Oh god! Where's the mute button?!?

  • @henriksvensson126
    @henriksvensson126 Před 2 lety +3

    Meh Zzzzzzz.

  • @petecernan2568
    @petecernan2568 Před 2 lety +9

    No ones mentioned ww2 that I have spoken to this guy isn’t funny I’ve tried to laugh but it won’t work he is as funny as Lenny Henry

  • @magzb2642
    @magzb2642 Před 2 lety +6

    Tired of people who hate themselves..

  • @asdw3d
    @asdw3d Před 2 lety +3

    This is funny so I upvoted but I don't usually upvote politics.

  • @malcolmhanscomb8745
    @malcolmhanscomb8745 Před 2 lety +11

    About as funny as the bomb on Nagasaki.!!

  • @seaofflowers.
    @seaofflowers. Před 2 lety +5

    Oof this was cringey.

  • @SteveSmith-kf9on
    @SteveSmith-kf9on Před 2 lety +2

    What country do you like ?

  • @michaelh2791
    @michaelh2791 Před 2 měsíci

    yawn!!!!

  • @chrisparsons7043
    @chrisparsons7043 Před 2 lety +4

    Is he funny?

  • @ebshitbird2217
    @ebshitbird2217 Před 2 lety +9

    This is the guy calling other people a hack? These aren’t even jokes it’s just political ideology presented more smug and sarcastic.

  • @lordmclovin3694
    @lordmclovin3694 Před 2 lety +11

    Poor creature won’t even realise when the woke mob turn on him
    Best he leaves the comedy to adults and sticks to his wee rants on twitter

    • @DaProHobbit
      @DaProHobbit Před rokem

      did you get triggered?

    • @lordmclovin3694
      @lordmclovin3694 Před rokem

      @@DaProHobbit I am the one who triggers.
      PS that chicken video you posted was terrible.

    • @DaProHobbit
      @DaProHobbit Před rokem

      Your above comment suggests otherwise. You seemed very triggered. I'm glad you took the time to review a joke video that I made 10 years ago lol.

    • @lordmclovin3694
      @lordmclovin3694 Před rokem

      @@DaProHobbit are you a fan of Nish Kumar?

  • @ibrahimzain9472
    @ibrahimzain9472 Před rokem +1

    This is funny?

  • @dalsie105
    @dalsie105 Před 2 lety +7

    He's very poor just rabbits away at 100 mph not a joke in there

  • @Boards-dont-hit-back
    @Boards-dont-hit-back Před 2 lety +1

    FU Kumar

  • @aledhughes3609
    @aledhughes3609 Před 2 lety +6

    Nish tickets a pound. Gervais a hundred pounds. Gervais sold out immediately. Nish? Still for sale.

  • @bycromwellshelmet2369
    @bycromwellshelmet2369 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Nish Kumar, the Diversity Hire of Comedy. Love from the UK.

  • @masterhunter09
    @masterhunter09 Před 2 lety +11

    God this is terrible.

  • @legendaryhamster2027
    @legendaryhamster2027 Před 2 lety +6

    Yeah... We have better comedians than this here in the UK, Nish identifies as 'other'

    • @lookandlisten5740
      @lookandlisten5740 Před 2 lety

      "other" !... That's a polite way of saying.. UTTER F**KING SH*T.

  • @alyamd805
    @alyamd805 Před 10 měsíci

    He reminds me of a sixth former. A sixth former who thinks he's funny. It's odd. He's probably a nice bloke, but it's so try-hard. Like Ben Elton.

  • @NeilFLiversidge
    @NeilFLiversidge Před 2 lety +5

    "The only time in history when we [the UK] were the good guys." FFS, if you don't love it, leave it.

  • @stevendudley9499
    @stevendudley9499 Před 2 lety +8

    Cancel him and get a police inquiry Horrendous human

  • @PhilipCrozet888
    @PhilipCrozet888 Před 2 lety +9

    I don't find this guy remotely funny. It's just noise.

  • @PK-pz1sh
    @PK-pz1sh Před 2 lety +21

    He should have been arrested for crimes against comedy.

    • @nightowl7459
      @nightowl7459 Před 2 lety +2

      @PK
      🤣 That was much funnier than anything that alleged Comedian came out with.

    • @jimbo_1312
      @jimbo_1312 Před rokem +2

      Humour is all subjective anyway

    • @Phantom-mk4kp
      @Phantom-mk4kp Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jimbo_1312True but not at this level, this just isn't funny.

  • @stiffchocolate7546
    @stiffchocolate7546 Před 8 měsíci

    Not funny in uk either

  • @MultiMeg101
    @MultiMeg101 Před rokem +1

    What for impersonating a comedian?

  • @geoffsimpkins7650
    @geoffsimpkins7650 Před 2 lety +13

    Was this funny? Asking someone British.

    • @spikedmo
      @spikedmo Před 2 lety +1

      British stand up is pretty bad. At least the stuff that gets media attention. We've had an alt comedy scene for like 40 years and at this point it is the mainstream comedy scene. If you want a good young British stand up look up Adam Rowe. I heard he opened for Bill Burr when he did that special in London.

    • @geoffsimpkins7650
      @geoffsimpkins7650 Před 2 lety +3

      @@spikedmo thanks. I’ll look him up. I’m familiar with British comedians, but I can’t remember Nish ever making me laugh. And, this bit, very weak.

    • @roystonrubble7103
      @roystonrubble7103 Před 2 lety +9

      No hes terrible, which means I expect America to put him on a late night talk show

    • @petecernan2568
      @petecernan2568 Před 2 lety +7

      No it wasn’t

    • @akyuz74
      @akyuz74 Před 2 lety +3

      Im not british but let me answer,I didnt even smile.And cant understand why he is shouting either

  • @teamtempest844
    @teamtempest844 Před 2 lety +4

    Not funny at all. Cancel the racist "comedian".

  • @BoiledOctopus
    @BoiledOctopus Před 2 lety +10

    So this is what's called Wokemedian?

  • @wstevenson4913
    @wstevenson4913 Před 2 lety +30

    He's a new type of comedian who isn't funny

    • @mickyvionsellinas6743
      @mickyvionsellinas6743 Před 2 lety +1

      AND HOW !!!

    • @mrgreatauk
      @mrgreatauk Před rokem +2

      And yet people still pretend to like him and laugh at him because they don't want anyone to think they aren't politically aligned with him.

    • @kefinkamed
      @kefinkamed Před 10 měsíci +3

      No, that’s not it. It just went right over your head 😂

    • @masakazuishiguro8525
      @masakazuishiguro8525 Před 4 měsíci +2

      It’s always the case that you won’t find it funny if you’re the one being made fun of. This new type of comedian apparently want to make fun of the people who deserve it, not the people who can’t speak for themselves.

  • @LUFC123
    @LUFC123 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Why is this unfunny left wing comedian on my suggestions ? He's worse than James Akaster

  • @steveyogilmore5314
    @steveyogilmore5314 Před 2 lety +33

    About as funny as a fire in an orphanage. More Ricky Gervais please.

  • @famalam943
    @famalam943 Před rokem

    If you’re going to say things that aren’t correct, you need to make them funny.
    This bit is just ‘England bad’. He hasn’t even got a funny cadence to make up for this nonsense. 🤦🏽