Nish Kumar - Monopoly Sends The Wrong Message

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  • čas přidán 14. 07. 2019
  • #NishKumar on being called a left-wing comedian, why we shouldn't let kids play #Monopoly , and receiving a racist questionnaire in Australia.
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Komentáře • 195

  • @Quintaner
    @Quintaner Před 5 lety +128

    Monopoly was intentionally created as a critique of unregulated capitalism

    • @Oclypse
      @Oclypse Před 5 lety

      beat me to it

    • @kabochaVA
      @kabochaVA Před 5 lety +2

      Comedy is easy. All you need to do is resist the urge of being factual and doing even the most basic of research.

    • @jamilbarbee6169
      @jamilbarbee6169 Před 5 lety +4

      As a kid, you like monopoly because you can have everything

    • @anjobanjo1221
      @anjobanjo1221 Před 5 lety +2

      Yes, and then it was purchased by a corporation and monetized.

    • @rosen9425
      @rosen9425 Před 5 lety +2

      The only problem with Monopoly is the lack of customer perspective. You are now forced to pay me 16 million because I've built houses. What!? I'll forfeit a round and pick somebody else's cheaper tile instead, thank you.

  • @MuttFitness
    @MuttFitness Před 5 lety +24

    I want to play that embezzlement game

  • @stefanleo8963
    @stefanleo8963 Před 4 lety +9

    You can't really tell the difference between a broadcast host and a comedian these days

  • @333Vampirewillrule33
    @333Vampirewillrule33 Před 5 lety +14

    He holds the mic so low you can't imagine how loud he is in person

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety

      He's not that loud tbh. Until he ERUPTS with laughter seemingly unexpected even to him. Is notably louder than his talking or slightly shouty voice. ;)

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy Před 4 lety +39

    Too much setup, not enough actual joke.

    • @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo
      @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo Před 4 lety

      He's not funny, if you see him on panel shows with real comedians he's completely out of his depth, he'll disappear with the BBC.

  • @butttcandy2087
    @butttcandy2087 Před 3 lety +8

    Read the comments before it started, I knew it was gonna be good when the conservatives are triggered lol!!!

    • @MrBannystar
      @MrBannystar Před 3 lety +1

      What even is a "conservative" these days?

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy Před 5 lety +123

    His enthusiasm exceeds the quality of his material.

    • @mikasasukasa4479
      @mikasasukasa4479 Před 5 lety +6

      i felt that too

    • @xyzct
      @xyzct Před 5 lety +10

      Even that is being generous.

    • @heldertthelot7219
      @heldertthelot7219 Před 5 lety +1

      Ur entitled to ur OPINION however his enthusiasm got him where IS hard work beats talent EVERY time!

    • @XVMatthew
      @XVMatthew Před 5 lety +7

      The quality was pretty great so it's good the enthusiasm exceeds it

    • @dajion13
      @dajion13 Před 5 lety +1

      How so?

  • @sadmanpranto9026
    @sadmanpranto9026 Před 3 lety +4

    Maybe I have low standards but I actually enjoyed this piece while everyone in the comment section yanking him.
    I'm still a bit confused, I don't see this much negative comments even in Amy Schumer videos she's practically the most unfun person ever... She'd be less boring if she just silently stood there saying nothing...

  • @karentookalluwus1351
    @karentookalluwus1351 Před 5 lety +6

    I came here thinking that he was pimento from b99

  • @brainrot8215
    @brainrot8215 Před 4 lety +5

    Chess is slow tactical racism lmfao.

  • @pattsw
    @pattsw Před 3 lety

    Last one was a task, eh? Should be good at that bahahaha

  • @JT-kr3dg
    @JT-kr3dg Před 5 lety +23

    This was like an auto mechanic charging $50 to refill your blinker fluid.

  • @matthewgawron3851
    @matthewgawron3851 Před 5 lety +5

    Watch bill bur

  • @maccyp1824
    @maccyp1824 Před 3 lety +2

    Anyone got a bread roll? 🥯

  • @xyzct
    @xyzct Před 5 lety +90

    His mom calling him a comedian was an example of right-wing humor.

  • @maraatkinson7124
    @maraatkinson7124 Před 5 lety +16

    Just no...

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy Před 3 lety +9

    Right wing comedian: the manager kicks you off stage.
    Left wing comedian: the crowd kicks you off stage.

  • @drdeadbeat1604
    @drdeadbeat1604 Před 4 lety +2

    Charisma vacuum

  • @UpTheMags74
    @UpTheMags74 Před 4 lety +48

    One of the worst 'stand up comedians' out there today..hes actually killing comedy.

  • @sakuracat9468
    @sakuracat9468 Před 5 lety +2

    Wait until he hears about Secret Hitler....

  • @RoyalKnightVIII
    @RoyalKnightVIII Před 3 lety

    1:25 Steve agreed

  • @xxxxx103
    @xxxxx103 Před 4 lety +9

    For me, the problem with his comedy is, he doesn't do the regular kind of comedy. Whenever I've watched, him I feel he explains a situation in great length too much, not enough straight forward funny stuff. And for me he talks too frequently about certain subjects, of which politics is one. A comedian should get loads of laughs constantly, he gets just a few.
    I wonder if the whole booing thing at that charity do he attended will affect his career....?

    • @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo
      @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo Před 4 lety

      He has one joke, white bad black good, that's why the BBC love him and ratings don't matter.

    • @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo
      @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo Před 4 lety

      @@codymiller5468 The very reason we need to ban the licence fee for watching terrestrial TV.

  • @DanielTorres-ee4pl
    @DanielTorres-ee4pl Před 4 lety +6

    His delivery is the fucking best ive seen

    • @methyod
      @methyod Před 4 lety +5

      It's have to be because a transcript of this set would be really boring and unfunny.

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx Před 5 lety +17

    If you were to assume the religion of someone whose surname is Kumar, one of the most common Indian surnames...
    Wouldn't you go with Hindu??

    • @TheAbaker87
      @TheAbaker87 Před 4 lety +1

      MoTC You’ve clearly never been to Louisiana.

    • @themaverick7707
      @themaverick7707 Před 4 lety +1

      Yup 😈

    • @aubreyfeatherston
      @aubreyfeatherston Před 4 lety +1

      But like, I’m sure they could’ve looked it up. Why assume at all? And if they couldn’t find the answer, ask a different question!

    • @Josh-rn1em
      @Josh-rn1em Před 4 lety +1

      I really doubt that was the question. I think he made it up because it fits his joke. Even if true, it was a question that would have been picked from many. Why would they have picked that one? Why would you ask a question like that? To a comic? Nah, it's definitely bs he made up

  • @HeatherHotcakes
    @HeatherHotcakes Před 3 lety +1

    I loved this!

  • @harryquarterman3788
    @harryquarterman3788 Před 3 lety +2

    Seen funnier road accidents

  • @MrMegaGamerMan
    @MrMegaGamerMan Před 3 lety +1

    "Traditional Nuclear Family Pays Their Taxes" isn't really all that compelling...

  • @dhoyt4377
    @dhoyt4377 Před 5 lety +16

    You know jokes are funny when no one laughs... they just do a polite golf clap

    • @DapzLive
      @DapzLive Před 4 lety +2

      who needs golf claps when you have cricket boos :P

  • @andrewd1788
    @andrewd1788 Před 3 lety +2

    i think nish kumar finds it hard to write non-political material

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety +1

      I think nish finds it hard to not think in this manner, in the first place.
      It basically oozes out of him even when not necessary. Like, he always ends up going there, even when not prompted.

  • @user-eh3ou7oq4w
    @user-eh3ou7oq4w Před rokem

    What were they laughing at?

  • @KingNefiiria
    @KingNefiiria Před 4 lety +4

    Wasn't Captain America: Civil War basically the Avengers applying to the UN security council? Idk Civil War is one of my favorites

  • @shaunusmaximus6399
    @shaunusmaximus6399 Před 4 lety +5

    The biggest joke is that this guy makes a living as a comedian

  • @Oclypse
    @Oclypse Před 5 lety

    closer was fantastic. Laughed my ass off.

  • @TheSunshineGroup
    @TheSunshineGroup Před 3 lety +3

    This is humor for left wingers...right?

  • @sbk1398
    @sbk1398 Před 5 lety

    The book's line should've been the very obvious: Lemme get in there * *winks * *

  • @humanbeing5918
    @humanbeing5918 Před 5 lety +5

    his mom is right

  • @mikeflippin5568
    @mikeflippin5568 Před 5 lety +25

    Yawn. His mom was right.

  • @zurzulzurzul3119
    @zurzulzurzul3119 Před 5 lety

    Nish kumaru reves

  • @adkbeau
    @adkbeau Před 5 lety +6

    pas drole

  • @wbotti
    @wbotti Před 5 lety +4

    never seen ya Nish - NICE JOB !!! I'm a new fan

  • @thegreenbaizevampire
    @thegreenbaizevampire Před 5 lety +9

    Politically correct comedy is something of an oxymoron.
    I came here via Andrew Schulz talking about "comedians looking for claps, not laughs". Nothing could better demonstrate that than Nish Kumar.

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 Před 4 lety +1

      he hates billburr... and he's stage schtick act is very distant from his real self. Don't be too excited thinking you have found a comedy leader on YT.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 Před 5 lety +24

    Seinfeld did ok without being political. How much is he worth now? A billion?

    • @frankom2862
      @frankom2862 Před 5 lety +2

      Seinfeld say awful things without cursing and i love it!

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 Před 4 lety

      audience needed a distraction for his off comedy "personal life politics"

  • @JonLumbreras
    @JonLumbreras Před 5 lety +18

    As an audio engineer I cannot get past his terrible mic technique. Rip foh

  • @TheTofucheese
    @TheTofucheese Před 4 lety +12

    Now I understand why he bombed so hard at that charity event.....the audience was right to boo him if this is his material.

  • @ibrahimzain9472
    @ibrahimzain9472 Před 4 lety +2

    This guy's funny? Lol

  • @jacksbob8746
    @jacksbob8746 Před 4 lety +7

    Left wing comedian. So much talk than jokes.

  • @starlightsign8666
    @starlightsign8666 Před 4 lety +5

    Preaching to the converted is not comedy but some other manifestation....

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet Před 3 lety +5

    Love Nish - one of the bravest, coolest British comics out there! Keep up the great work!

  • @rajeevpaltrow8728
    @rajeevpaltrow8728 Před 4 lety +1

    He is reasonably eloquent but his rant just isn’t funny . It’s a shame that genuinely funny brown comedians such as Russell peters , Danny bhoy and paul choudry are largely ignored by the mainstream

  • @colonelkurtz2269
    @colonelkurtz2269 Před 3 lety

    Embezzlement, the board game.
    Use your CEO Golden Parachute as the company tanks as you safely land with $50 million while the other players go to jail, commit suicide, or go bankrupt.

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou Před 4 lety +5

    he is not funny

  • @ronishawortham4110
    @ronishawortham4110 Před 5 lety +6

    I've never been so drawn in and so impressed by a bit of a long winded comic but I love it ❤

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 Před 2 lety

    Jokes aside, and his jokes are hilarious, that was the POINT of Monopoly. The game was created by a left-wing thinker to educate people about how Capitalism, left unchecked, will always result in monopolies. That’s why we need anti-monopolies laws in the first place.

    • @rynehall9990
      @rynehall9990 Před 2 lety +1

      No, he just didn't get to use his favorite token one time and never got over it

  • @yorgunsamuray
    @yorgunsamuray Před 4 lety

    Left wing action movies exist, just in the ex-Eastern Bloc. Maybe they're still making them in North Korea.
    The depictions of Muhammad were banned in Islam to prevent idolatry, from the fear that depictions would lead to worshiping them.

  • @alanforrester4386
    @alanforrester4386 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh dear - funny? Jeezo...

  • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
    @JohnnyJohnJohnson Před 5 lety +11

    No such thing as Right wing comedy? It's awfully easy to joke about SJWs and such.

    • @luhatheway1298
      @luhatheway1298 Před 5 lety +12

      anyone that uses the term SJW thinks that memes with white helvetica are still funny in 2019

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 Před 4 lety

      @@luhatheway1298 You just used the term Sjw.

    • @luhatheway1298
      @luhatheway1298 Před 4 lety +1

      @@bigfan1041 and you're a month late

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 Před 4 lety

      @@luhatheway1298 Nope

  • @blackbaby6977
    @blackbaby6977 Před 3 lety

    i kinda liked it. i wish it wasn't so political tho.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety

      I like when he's on task master or big fat quiz, cats does countdown, hypothetical etc. And he was in a show (I think) called Joel and nish vs the world, and he quickly became like, my favourite person from my seeing him in that (and from his love island bit on hypothetical lol).
      I dont so much like his stand-up, as I dont like political things lol. But I also found that I apparently really like him as a person (eventho he tends to be politically-minded). He's also extremely silly amd ridiculous, and thus, hilarious, and has made me cry laugh tbh. He also seems quite lovely and caring and like a really amazing person. It's too bad ppl feel to judge so harshly, based on his being of differing opinion etc and so deciding he must be hated. When he's such a nice and actually awesome dude. Who is indeed actually naturally funny on its own.

  • @inriavotra
    @inriavotra Před 5 lety +19

    " I'm the one who's gonna make America Great again and climate change is a hoax "
    Right wing comedy

    • @dhoyt4377
      @dhoyt4377 Před 5 lety +6

      Nah... that aint it. No one makes a joke like that because thats not a joke... all the best comedians a right wing. Norm macdonald and bill bur to name a couple

    • @humanbeing5918
      @humanbeing5918 Před 5 lety +5

      "I change my gender pronoun every 30 seconds, I'll be offended if you call me by the wrong one" - left wing comedy

    • @dajion13
      @dajion13 Před 5 lety +3

      @@dhoyt4377 bill Burr isn't a conservative

    • @dhoyt4377
      @dhoyt4377 Před 5 lety

      @@dajion13 hes also not a P.C. pussy. He says what he wants even if its offensive because thats whats funny

  • @johnestupido1418
    @johnestupido1418 Před 2 lety

    John Oliver called and wants his act back. JK. You are funny, Nish.

  • @tims5129
    @tims5129 Před 3 lety +3

    Politics is only funny if you’re Ricky Gervais (and he’s not)

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety

      It's not funny then either tbh.
      Tho I quite like Ricky, in general.
      I like nish way more, as a person. For some reason, I like his other things he does more than his standup. He's funny in general, more so when things just happen from out of him. Spontaneity seems to be his friend.

  • @jayr1279
    @jayr1279 Před 4 lety +1

    Eghhh...delivery wasn't good.

  • @arm802
    @arm802 Před 3 lety

    Chess is slow tactical racism....THATS why white goes first, its all coming together now.

  • @jaksongpg
    @jaksongpg Před 4 lety +4

    Can you try being funny?

  • @chubbychubbs5552
    @chubbychubbs5552 Před 4 lety +1

    How much did they pay the audience to laugh? This isn’t comedy it’s just a leftist political rant.....

  • @sanbrwn
    @sanbrwn Před 3 lety +1

    about as funny as a operation

  • @robsnider4738
    @robsnider4738 Před 5 lety +9

    Nothing is more UNfunny than dragging your bitter politics up on a stage.

  • @CJ_Pharaoh
    @CJ_Pharaoh Před 5 lety +5

    That feeling when you realise . . .
    The -carpet- voice box don't match the drapes . . .

  • @chrisgunderson7959
    @chrisgunderson7959 Před 5 lety +6

    Damn, this is not that funny..

  • @richardb8503
    @richardb8503 Před 4 lety +4

    Does right wing = successful, monied??? This is appalling.

  • @mehdi_fadaei
    @mehdi_fadaei Před 5 lety +2

    Is it comedy show ? Or politically talk ? Voll shit

  • @kentgladden4316
    @kentgladden4316 Před 3 lety +2

    There are more Left Wing "comedians" 'cuz folks w/ conservative values have actual financial responsibilities they need a REAL job to pay for.

  • @murraygraham1105
    @murraygraham1105 Před 3 lety

    Wasn't Monopoly a game created to satirise commercialism, Nish? You satirist.

  • @Ultronmclovin
    @Ultronmclovin Před 4 lety +15

    About as funny as a terminal disease but fortunately easier to get rid of ,switch off this 💩

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 Před 3 lety +1

    He needs to work on shortening his delivery instead of speaking faster to fill it all in

  • @robotsix6268
    @robotsix6268 Před 4 lety +3

    He's too political and delusional.

  • @mack7963
    @mack7963 Před 4 lety

    Jesus christ even comedy has affirmative action.

  • @thekissinggirls
    @thekissinggirls Před 4 lety +2

    Wow this guy isn't funny at all.

  • @anncharles959
    @anncharles959 Před 4 lety +1

    His eyes are beautiful.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety

      Facts. Tbh he's quite a tasty snack. When he actually grooms himself lol you get to see how actually pretty the man is. He's gorgeous :3

  • @daniellee2343
    @daniellee2343 Před 3 lety +1

    Unfunniest prick on tv

  • @boulevard14
    @boulevard14 Před 4 lety +1

    Is this supposed to be funny? Not working mate.

  • @Zeitgeist971
    @Zeitgeist971 Před 2 lety

    Embarrassing to watch.

  • @willrosch3627
    @willrosch3627 Před 3 lety

    Monopoly are not right wing, Free market capitalism is. The government is inherently a monopoly and big government is part of left wing ideology.
    Still a funny set though.

  • @cedenullis5906
    @cedenullis5906 Před 4 lety +1

    This guy is just not humorous or entertaining. The boy is immature and dull

  • @ibelieveyou2066
    @ibelieveyou2066 Před 4 lety +1

    Crikey.I can sit through comedians,saying something about something.Just the sound of his voice,and his inhalations are so annoying.I have to turn it off.

  • @Android-Zen
    @Android-Zen Před 5 lety +8

    This sucked :/

  • @CharlesDubs
    @CharlesDubs Před 4 lety

    Does this guy not realize monopoly was made to show how corrupt capitalism can be

  • @maylongchar2682
    @maylongchar2682 Před 5 lety +9

    Triggered by board games ?? Yup.. leftist.

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 Před 5 lety +3

      Metaphor over your head?? Yup.. bible belt conservatives.

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 Před 4 lety

      @@jakehix8132 yup, you think everywhere is the US.

  • @rosen9425
    @rosen9425 Před 5 lety

    Pretty good for a leftwing comedian (it's a rare thing). Kumar is def an Indian name tho

  • @alexhamer8787
    @alexhamer8787 Před 3 lety +8

    Damn I went into this with an open mind but he really is just talentless

  • @clecklass
    @clecklass Před 4 lety +4

    He doesn't tell jokes or has any sense of self-deprecation or impishness or naughtiness - he is just a sneering, snobby, BBC token, low-rent nobody who relies on people who are so timid that they just clap along to his nastiness.
    Constantly refers to skin colour - what a distasteful individual.

  • @nigganonsense
    @nigganonsense Před rokem +1

    GARBAGE COMEDY

  • @TheUrbanEpicure
    @TheUrbanEpicure Před 5 lety +6

    Big misunderstanding: right-wing doesn't mean earning a lot of money. Right-wing means being a mouth-breathing xenophobe.

    • @bgw9696
      @bgw9696 Před 5 lety

      i bet @TheUrbanEpicure is a crazy ANTIFA douche too

    • @humanbeing5918
      @humanbeing5918 Před 5 lety

      TheUrbanEpicure
      , bro you have no clue what right and left political wings mean

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure Před 5 lety +1

      @@humanbeing5918 Nope, I am very well informed.
      I make upwards of $150,000 and am as left as they come. Happy to pay high taxes and subsidise those less lucky and able. Happy to have the government interfere and regulate things as market forces can be very destructive.
      Most wealthy and super-wealthy people are smart and educated, and therefore also lean left.

    • @bgw9696
      @bgw9696 Před 5 lety

      @@TheUrbanEpicure and why tf would you wanna pay higher taxes... what has the govt ever done that has been good for people? nothing! they waste money on wars, bail out banks, etc. history shows we need a smaller govt. NOT A LARGER ONE

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure Před 5 lety

      @@bgw9696 History shows we need bigger government. Bailing out banks (and other industries) saved hundreds of thousands of jobs. Ever heard of welfare? Of course not, you're American. Government provides safe jobs, infrastructure, education, safety. I happily and proudly give more than half my gross salary to the taxman, unlike you selfish piece of shit. Agree with you on the wars though. The military industrial complex needs to be dismantled.

  • @DarkAii619
    @DarkAii619 Před 5 lety +4

    BORING

  • @yannik4888
    @yannik4888 Před 5 lety +6

    Left wing comedy < right wing comedy

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 Před 3 lety

      Conservatives can not be funny. Comedy is inherently left wing

  • @thegooglechrome2691
    @thegooglechrome2691 Před 5 lety +3

    I used to love Nish Kumar but then he found out who Trump was and Brexit happened. He's just so annoying and makes political jokes, but he's extremely misguided and brainwashed. The only comedian who makes good jokes about being brown is Romesh Ranganathan. Don't look at Nish's Twitter because you'll just die of cringe.

  • @DegreesOfThree
    @DegreesOfThree Před 5 lety +6

    His mom was right. Boring AF.

  • @carlitoab
    @carlitoab Před 3 lety +1

    Left wing comedy is an oxymoron. I think this guy has a twisted view of the world and a chip on his shoulder. He is boring and predictable but didn't have a funny little rant about monopoly which even I, as a conservative, liked.