Nish Kumar - Monopoly

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  • čas přidán 9. 12. 2018
  • Nish Kumar on how crazy it is that we let children play Monopoly. Nish Kumar stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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Komentáře • 94

  • @allisonkuechlesilva3332
    @allisonkuechlesilva3332 Před 5 lety +35

    "I've got no interest in watching the Avengers apply to the UN security council"
    Wasn't this literally the plot of Civil War? and the end of Black Panther for that matter

  • @JS-jn8ku
    @JS-jn8ku Před 5 lety +52

    Actually, Lizzie Magie invented Monopoly. Was first called the Landlords Game, to illustrate teachings of the progressive era economist Henry George. Interesting lady, from what I have read, so far. Just a side note.

    • @LittleBananaJoe
      @LittleBananaJoe Před 5 lety +18

      Specifically she designed the game to teach people how capitalism systematically oppresses some people while it benefits others. And the distinguishing characteristic is land and property ownership. It is designed to make people cry while they helplessly watch their money disappear. That's not a flaw that's the goal!

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius Před 3 lety +2

      And the game was stolen from her and then sold by a Capitalist company who don't understand the irony of it all. Or care, since they made billions off the theft.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 Před 4 lety +2

    I'll be honest, normally I don't find Nish Kumar funny, but this routine, I actually laughed at

  • @anthonyz9197
    @anthonyz9197 Před 5 lety +2

    The woman in the front row at 2:28 is having way too much fun.

  • @fraoulample6333
    @fraoulample6333 Před 3 lety

    So good!

  • @priestmorrison6564
    @priestmorrison6564 Před 5 lety +20

    'Slow and Tactical racism'
    Hilarity

  • @dnch
    @dnch Před 5 lety +2

    so brave

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet Před 3 lety +3

    Nish Kumar - absolute legend! One of the most sublimely funny British comics out there. Keep up the good work mate!

  • @iangoodisDMX
    @iangoodisDMX Před 5 lety +1

    Look forward to these

  • @TheNotoriousKRP
    @TheNotoriousKRP Před 5 lety

    lol

  • @karenwilliams30527
    @karenwilliams30527 Před 5 lety +9

    I have always hated Monopoly! But I like your comedy! 😂 👏🏻 👍🏻 💚

  • @UltraRobbie
    @UltraRobbie Před 5 lety +27

    I managed 327 seconds. I love lefty comics.

    • @timothyliu3972
      @timothyliu3972 Před 5 lety

      so you watched all of it?

    • @UltraRobbie
      @UltraRobbie Před 5 lety +2

      @@timothyliu3972 no, but I did watch all of it

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 5 lety

      @@UltraRobbie 'it all' would have been better for the joke

    • @UltraRobbie
      @UltraRobbie Před 5 lety

      @@TCt83067695 my apologies, I will do better next time

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 5 lety

      @@UltraRobbie Ofcourse I know you will. It's just our paths will never cross again for me to witness it.
      And that just makes me sad

  • @flaregun81
    @flaregun81 Před 5 lety +2

    did anoyne else's audio keep cutting in and out?

  • @KtKo0t
    @KtKo0t Před 5 lety +1

    Brown books are hard to read 😏

  • @sanjuansteve
    @sanjuansteve Před 5 lety

    Monopoly - the American Republican way. Fear (and the empathy it kills) and greed (fear) are what separate the right from the left.

  • @lmsorenson8503
    @lmsorenson8503 Před 5 lety

    Snakes and ladders? ...

    • @jacob.c3326
      @jacob.c3326 Před 5 lety +1

      It’s the British name for chutes and ladders

    • @lmsorenson8503
      @lmsorenson8503 Před 5 lety

      @@jacob.c3326 good heavens

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 Před 4 lety

      this comment really seems like a thing that you would have googled.

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lmsorenson8503 It's the proper name dipshit!

  • @rachelhannan5949
    @rachelhannan5949 Před rokem +1

    This is my #1 comic routine of all time. Yes- I am a lefty woke person

  • @im19ice3
    @im19ice3 Před 5 lety +8

    so many offended non leftists in the comments XD lmao

  • @rodneymitchell4436
    @rodneymitchell4436 Před 4 lety +1

    The noise of his voice ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @davwatto77
    @davwatto77 Před 5 lety +1

    Plagiarism, lifted this from delvey's routine 2015 Lazy Nish

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 Před 4 lety

      any proof of this? or even a clue of who you're talking about?

  • @voodoochile333
    @voodoochile333 Před 5 lety +5

    Nish Kumar loves to laugh - at his own jokes - the only one

  • @pluribus_unum
    @pluribus_unum Před 2 lety

    The Green Zone was a good left wing action movie.

  • @mauriciogerhardt3209
    @mauriciogerhardt3209 Před 5 lety +15

    first: monopoly board game was actually first designed as a game which was supposed to teach people about the flaws of capitalism, so it's a lefty game. Also, there is a ponzi scheme board game, there are actually a lot of other board games that deal with stealing, murdering, etc.
    Also, people at his show were laughing before there was a joke to laugh about, which means that they're the sort of people that laugh even at unfunny stuff, and that he has too many breaks in the middle of his joke.

  • @ollies6069
    @ollies6069 Před 3 lety +3

    Help me annoy the triggered people on the right but going through and disliking their comments.

  • @Bselman
    @Bselman Před 5 lety +1

    Ugh

  • @disco_duckbill
    @disco_duckbill Před 5 lety +6

    The Left can't meme.

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren Před 5 lety

    Thank God the only people who laugh at left wing comedy are people in the left wing. And they don't watch comedy. They are too busy spreading their lies and being offended all the fucking time.
    Edit: Damn wasn't harsh enough.

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 Před 4 lety +4

    Hmm, there are slightly more approving comments on this video than on the other Nish Kumar video I saw, but still a reassuringly healthy dollop of disparaging ones too. Good...good...there really are few people less funny

  • @mickwilson1969
    @mickwilson1969 Před 4 lety +7

    Here we go, a left wing, completely woke comedian, the Trojan horse of political beliefs disguised as 'comedy' and I use the word comedy loosely.

  • @nicosmind3
    @nicosmind3 Před 5 lety +1

    So monopoly is bad, so a monopoly of force is good? Why only one monopoly commission in the UK? Private police forces are cheap as hell, far cheaper than taxes (like from a pound per week last i checked), so why no competition in our police? If theyre doing a bad job cant we defund and move to a better force? Healthcare costs £2100 per person on taxes. Private healthcare is way faster and better. Its also cheaper. Wheres are options in the UK if we think government is doing a bad job and want to shift? In this modern world why cant a lefty choose a tax plan and benefits that they want, and someone on the right choose theirs? In fact shouldnt we have many choices as im left on most social issues but right on money?
    Left is full of hipocrisy, they just often dont know that.

    • @charliechaplin7959
      @charliechaplin7959 Před 5 lety +4

      For profit healthcare is total bullshit. Bad economics and disgustingly immoral.

    • @DaProHobbit
      @DaProHobbit Před 5 lety +4

      Private healthcare is faster and better? It costs Americans WAY more for health insurance than the amount of tax we pay for the NHS lol...

    • @gurusmurf5921
      @gurusmurf5921 Před 4 lety +1

      One common private health care plan here in America is the die-if-you-get-sick plan. The number 1 cause of bankruptcy is medical bills.

  • @jamtea573
    @jamtea573 Před 3 lety +1

    Tbh there aren't left-wing or right-wing comedians as such, there are PC and non-PC comedians. Comedy is about observing truths and having a witty take on those truths. PC comedians avoid the truth and hence aren't funny.
    Incidentally, Nish Kumar is a very PC comedian.

    • @AymanTravelTransport
      @AymanTravelTransport Před rokem

      Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, Frankie Boyle is the furthest away from PC a comedian could possibly get.

  • @steved7961
    @steved7961 Před 4 lety +4

    I had never heard of this guy until the recent bread roll incident so I thought that I would sample his comedic 'talents'. Oh how I wish that I hadn't bothered. No wonder he dislikes the implications of supply and demand, the demand for this crap must be severely limited to the BBC and the sooner that is defunded, the sooner he and his like will be looking for work that they can actually do.

  • @FilmStains
    @FilmStains Před 4 lety +7

    Gee. What a funny guy. For some reason i feel like grabbing my ivory soap from the shower, cutting it into small pieces and showing as many as i can into my ear canals as clean them and to plug them up so i never have to hear such absolute drivel come out of the mouth of such a "comedian"

  • @tanman980
    @tanman980 Před 5 lety +7

    I personally didn't find this that funny. I prefer people like Jim Jefferies, Louie CK and Jimmy Carr.

    • @pranshuanand4560
      @pranshuanand4560 Před 5 lety +3

      But you have to like his comedy cause he is brown.

    • @tanman980
      @tanman980 Před 5 lety +1

      @@pranshuanand4560 I don't have to like anything honestly

    • @jameswigglesworth710
      @jameswigglesworth710 Před 5 lety

      @@tanman980 pretty sure that was sarcasm mate

    • @tanman980
      @tanman980 Před 5 lety

      @@jameswigglesworth710 No I get that it was sarcasm, but the liberal left will take it literally.

    • @jameswigglesworth710
      @jameswigglesworth710 Před 5 lety +4

      @@tanman980 I'm sure you did xD

  • @tudorcostin7694
    @tudorcostin7694 Před 5 lety

    Yep, chess is tactical racism because the ancient people between the middle east and india who invented it back in ancient times made black and white pieces, as it probably was the clear, simple and cheap method of making them.

  • @DaveyL1954
    @DaveyL1954 Před 5 lety +12

    I managed 8 seconds. Can't stand lefty "comics".

    • @MrDinFla1
      @MrDinFla1 Před 5 lety

      Exactly

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 Před 5 lety

      @parth pokhriyal Give us an example of this logical reasoning. Ive heard some amazing illogical crap from the left. All whites are racist, privilege, and oppress minorities (im one of those minorities myself), that it impossible for minorities to be racist, that minorities need affirmative action (despite how that harms them and is racist itself i can explain), and more illogical positions.

    • @superneko99
      @superneko99 Před 5 lety +12

      @@nicosmind3 ive never heard anyone claim all whites are racist, people on the right just like to pretend that's what the left is saying whenever racism is discussed, so that they can avoid having an actual argument.

    • @slinkeepy
      @slinkeepy Před 5 lety +7

      Are we measuring senses of humour in seconds now? Wow yours is really small...

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen Před 5 lety +4

      Snowflake

  • @brittneymchaley8165
    @brittneymchaley8165 Před 5 lety +2

    It explains why he is not funny

  • @DreaMeRHoLic
    @DreaMeRHoLic Před 5 lety +1

    Starts with "left wing comedy is boring and makes a dumb joke on the right to prove nothing at all" then transfers over into the "i'm buthurt" left wing "oh look, found something that i think that's racist and put that person to place". As a "right wing" i ask you... could it be that they ask you for a neutral standpoint, because of your Indian decent you're neutral, because you're not christian or muslim?
    Noooo, you have to play the "that is racist" card...

  • @DannyMarschall
    @DannyMarschall Před 5 lety +1

    She was right, he is boring.

  • @voodoochile333
    @voodoochile333 Před 5 lety +2

    Nish - you betray your country - go to your parents country and tell the same jokes there. See how you go on.