Nish Kumar - Monopoly
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"I've got no interest in watching the Avengers apply to the UN security council"
Wasn't this literally the plot of Civil War? and the end of Black Panther for that matter
Actually, Lizzie Magie invented Monopoly. Was first called the Landlords Game, to illustrate teachings of the progressive era economist Henry George. Interesting lady, from what I have read, so far. Just a side note.
Specifically she designed the game to teach people how capitalism systematically oppresses some people while it benefits others. And the distinguishing characteristic is land and property ownership. It is designed to make people cry while they helplessly watch their money disappear. That's not a flaw that's the goal!
And the game was stolen from her and then sold by a Capitalist company who don't understand the irony of it all. Or care, since they made billions off the theft.
I'll be honest, normally I don't find Nish Kumar funny, but this routine, I actually laughed at
The woman in the front row at 2:28 is having way too much fun.
So good!
'Slow and Tactical racism'
Hilarity
I didnt get it
@@TCt83067695 white vs black, race war
@@SamuelOrjiM Oh my gosh ofcourse
It's obvious now. Thks for that 👍🏾
2:48
Or white vs brown
Game of life is similar although never played it.
so brave
Nish Kumar - absolute legend! One of the most sublimely funny British comics out there. Keep up the good work mate!
Look forward to these
lol
I have always hated Monopoly! But I like your comedy! 😂 👏🏻 👍🏻 💚
I managed 327 seconds. I love lefty comics.
so you watched all of it?
@@timothyliu3972 no, but I did watch all of it
@@UltraRobbie 'it all' would have been better for the joke
@@TCt83067695 my apologies, I will do better next time
@@UltraRobbie Ofcourse I know you will. It's just our paths will never cross again for me to witness it.
And that just makes me sad
did anoyne else's audio keep cutting in and out?
Brown books are hard to read 😏
Monopoly - the American Republican way. Fear (and the empathy it kills) and greed (fear) are what separate the right from the left.
Snakes and ladders? ...
It’s the British name for chutes and ladders
@@jacob.c3326 good heavens
this comment really seems like a thing that you would have googled.
@@lmsorenson8503 It's the proper name dipshit!
This is my #1 comic routine of all time. Yes- I am a lefty woke person
so many offended non leftists in the comments XD lmao
It's probably specifically the rightists that are getting offended, rather than non-leftists in general.
omg rawrrr XD UwU
The noise of his voice ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Plagiarism, lifted this from delvey's routine 2015 Lazy Nish
any proof of this? or even a clue of who you're talking about?
Nish Kumar loves to laugh - at his own jokes - the only one
The Green Zone was a good left wing action movie.
first: monopoly board game was actually first designed as a game which was supposed to teach people about the flaws of capitalism, so it's a lefty game. Also, there is a ponzi scheme board game, there are actually a lot of other board games that deal with stealing, murdering, etc.
Also, people at his show were laughing before there was a joke to laugh about, which means that they're the sort of people that laugh even at unfunny stuff, and that he has too many breaks in the middle of his joke.
Help me annoy the triggered people on the right but going through and disliking their comments.
Ugh
The Left can't meme.
Tf do you mean?
Thank God the only people who laugh at left wing comedy are people in the left wing. And they don't watch comedy. They are too busy spreading their lies and being offended all the fucking time.
Edit: Damn wasn't harsh enough.
Hmm, there are slightly more approving comments on this video than on the other Nish Kumar video I saw, but still a reassuringly healthy dollop of disparaging ones too. Good...good...there really are few people less funny
Here we go, a left wing, completely woke comedian, the Trojan horse of political beliefs disguised as 'comedy' and I use the word comedy loosely.
So monopoly is bad, so a monopoly of force is good? Why only one monopoly commission in the UK? Private police forces are cheap as hell, far cheaper than taxes (like from a pound per week last i checked), so why no competition in our police? If theyre doing a bad job cant we defund and move to a better force? Healthcare costs £2100 per person on taxes. Private healthcare is way faster and better. Its also cheaper. Wheres are options in the UK if we think government is doing a bad job and want to shift? In this modern world why cant a lefty choose a tax plan and benefits that they want, and someone on the right choose theirs? In fact shouldnt we have many choices as im left on most social issues but right on money?
Left is full of hipocrisy, they just often dont know that.
For profit healthcare is total bullshit. Bad economics and disgustingly immoral.
Private healthcare is faster and better? It costs Americans WAY more for health insurance than the amount of tax we pay for the NHS lol...
One common private health care plan here in America is the die-if-you-get-sick plan. The number 1 cause of bankruptcy is medical bills.
Tbh there aren't left-wing or right-wing comedians as such, there are PC and non-PC comedians. Comedy is about observing truths and having a witty take on those truths. PC comedians avoid the truth and hence aren't funny.
Incidentally, Nish Kumar is a very PC comedian.
Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, Frankie Boyle is the furthest away from PC a comedian could possibly get.
I had never heard of this guy until the recent bread roll incident so I thought that I would sample his comedic 'talents'. Oh how I wish that I hadn't bothered. No wonder he dislikes the implications of supply and demand, the demand for this crap must be severely limited to the BBC and the sooner that is defunded, the sooner he and his like will be looking for work that they can actually do.
Gee. What a funny guy. For some reason i feel like grabbing my ivory soap from the shower, cutting it into small pieces and showing as many as i can into my ear canals as clean them and to plug them up so i never have to hear such absolute drivel come out of the mouth of such a "comedian"
I personally didn't find this that funny. I prefer people like Jim Jefferies, Louie CK and Jimmy Carr.
But you have to like his comedy cause he is brown.
@@pranshuanand4560 I don't have to like anything honestly
@@tanman980 pretty sure that was sarcasm mate
@@jameswigglesworth710 No I get that it was sarcasm, but the liberal left will take it literally.
@@tanman980 I'm sure you did xD
Yep, chess is tactical racism because the ancient people between the middle east and india who invented it back in ancient times made black and white pieces, as it probably was the clear, simple and cheap method of making them.
I managed 8 seconds. Can't stand lefty "comics".
Exactly
@parth pokhriyal Give us an example of this logical reasoning. Ive heard some amazing illogical crap from the left. All whites are racist, privilege, and oppress minorities (im one of those minorities myself), that it impossible for minorities to be racist, that minorities need affirmative action (despite how that harms them and is racist itself i can explain), and more illogical positions.
@@nicosmind3 ive never heard anyone claim all whites are racist, people on the right just like to pretend that's what the left is saying whenever racism is discussed, so that they can avoid having an actual argument.
Are we measuring senses of humour in seconds now? Wow yours is really small...
Snowflake
It explains why he is not funny
Starts with "left wing comedy is boring and makes a dumb joke on the right to prove nothing at all" then transfers over into the "i'm buthurt" left wing "oh look, found something that i think that's racist and put that person to place". As a "right wing" i ask you... could it be that they ask you for a neutral standpoint, because of your Indian decent you're neutral, because you're not christian or muslim?
Noooo, you have to play the "that is racist" card...
She was right, he is boring.
Nish - you betray your country - go to your parents country and tell the same jokes there. See how you go on.